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Mick: I didn't get the confirmation emai from AES yet Barbara: I did Mick: You did? Mick: I gotta call them Barbara: Yes
Barbara got the confirmation email from AES. Mick did not get the email and will call them.
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Maria: hey guys! Maria: everything ready for the conference? Kate: yes, almost Tommy: I think we will have a good panel Sam: I really hope there will be some people Tommy: we should have good audience Maria: Are you preparing a power point? Tommy: I'll have a prezi Maria: you're paying for it? Tommy: it's good, worth the money Maria: how much is it? Tommy: I believe $10 a month for academics Maria: not that bad
Maria, Kate, Tommy and Sam are going to a conference. Tommy will use Prezi instead of Power Point. He has a Prezi subscription for $10 a month.
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Adam: I have a juicy gossip for you guys ;) Borys: About whom? Adam: So apparently, Iga planned a weekend getaway with her boyfriend, but they had to cancel because he couldn't talk his group into changing the date of the presentation :D Katia: And she is pissed? Adam: What do you think? That is why they aren't sitting together since Monday ;) Katia: Who would have expected such a gossip girl from you :D
Iga and her boyfriend are not sitting together since Monday, because they had to cancel their weekend getaway. It made Iga very angry. Iga's boyfriend failed to convince a group to change the date of the presentation.
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Charlee: I'm in class. Theatre in Portuguese lol Curtis: Realllly? Charlee: Yes. One of my subjects at the university that I attend is portuguese theatre. We are preparing a performance Curtis: What performance is this? Are you devising it? Charlee: A polish one translated into portuguese Curtis: Thats quite cool. Who is the writer? Charlee: Mrożek
Charlee is attending Portuguese theater as a subject at university. He and other students are preparing a play by Mrożek translated into Portuguese.
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James: im out Tony: ??? James: from the team, this old prick pissed me off Tony: listen, I know the coach is pretty annoying at times (all the time lol) but he really is good James: i dont give a fuck, too much for me, already texted him Tony: shiiiit man
James is furious with his coach and has already sent him a message. Tony thinks that the coach is good despite he's annoying.
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Daisy: hey whats up Linda: Not much Linda: Im just packing Daisy: off on a vacation Linda: didn't I tell ya? Linda: I'm moving Daisy: really? Daisy: what happened? Daisy: you had a great place! Linda: got a new job Linda: I'm moving to Ohio Daisy: OHIO! Daisy: that so far away :( Linda: yeah well Linda: It's just for 6 months Daisy: and your apartment? Linda: my brother is going to live there Daisy: can we meet up? Daisy: before you go? Linda: ehh I have like no time for anything Linda: maybe you can come by Daisy: Sure! Daisy: I'll help you pack :D Linda: that would be great!
Linda got a new job and is moving to Ohio for 6 months. Her brother will stay at her current apartment. Daisy will come by Linda's place to meet her and help her pack as she is too busy to go out.
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Judy: Why am I always attracted to jerks?? Janice: It didn’t work out with Andrew? Judy: He just wanted to fuck me Judy: When he got what he wanted he stopped calling and texting. Janice: And Bruce? He’s not a jerk. Judy: He’s sweet. Maybe too sweet for me… Judy: He’s a lovely and caring guy but I don’t feel the butterflies…
Judy thinks she's always attracted to bad guys.
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Lena: that new professor is the worst! Lena: i mean, how can you give students a homework at the FIRST CLASS? Brian: this sucks 😟 Brian: didn't even listen to him. Brian: wait. what homework AHAHA Lena: jeez Lena: excercises on pages 12-16 Brian: he's psycho Lena: agreed. Brian: maybe he just tryna be tough Brian: lets NOT do the homework and see what happens Lena: do what you want I won't risk it Brian: no pain no gain, no game - you're lame Lena: this is a really nice poem, thanks! 😆😆 Brian: you're welcome 😚 Brian: anywaysss Brian: see tou tomorrow at philosophy class Lena: they want to kill us Brian: be brave! we'll survive! I'll protect you! Lena: my hero 😆😍 Brian: ekhm.. Brian: see you tomorrow 😉
Lena and Brian don't like their new professor. They will see each other at philosophy class tomorrow.
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Henry: Do you know what happened to cafe Kohaku? Julia: The one near Covent Garden? Henry: Yeah. I wanted to reserve a table, but I can't find them anywhere. Their Facebook page disappeared. Julia: I'm afraid they're closed :( Henry: For good?! Julia: Afraid so. I've been there last week and wanted to take my cousin there, but the place's empty Julia: Probably the rent was too high. Henry: Oh no, I loved that place Julia: Me too. I checked online for the owners and contacted them, but they haven't replied yet. I hope they will reopen somewhere else Henry: Unless they do it far away, the location was perfect. It was a real gem in this touristy district Julia: I know, I know... We went the Lilly's in the end, my cousin and I, but it's not the same Henry: Eh, that's a pity then, I was so looking forward to their brownie Henry: How was the Lilly's? Julia: It's all right, it's a different vibe though. I think you should go to the Japan Centre for the same Henry: Uhm, don't think so. It's always awfully crowded and there are more tourists than normal people like us
Julia was at cafe Kohaku near Covent Garden last week, but it's closed down now to her and Henry's surprise. She contacted the owners, but they haven't replied yet. Henry and his cousin went to the Lily's in the end, but it had a different vibe.
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Emily: fancy a drink after work today? Kate: sure! Marta: Good idea! Marta: Where? When? Emily: Maybe in the Pub X at the central station at 5.30? Kate: I may be closer to 6, traffic on my way Marta: Fine for me. Marta: See you then, Ladies! Emily: Bye! see ya :* Kate: :*
Emily, Kate and Marta are going to the Pub X at the central station today for a drink.
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Mike: Do u have new John's number? Ann: No, u should ask Mary. Mike: Ok, thank u :*
Mike will ask Mary for John's new number.
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Gloria: <file_photo> Gloria: I'm too poor for my lifestyle Amanita: we all are, sweetie Gloria: it's so frustrating! Amanita: but I thought your salary is pretty decent Gloria: yeah but bear in mind that my therapy is expensive Amanita: maybe you need to cook more Gloria: I cook Gloria: I made sushi and tiger prawn korma Amanita: those are expensive meals Amanita: pancakes are super cheap Amanita: soups, too Gloria: maybe I should plan my meals better Gloria: thanks for the tip
Gloria is frustrated with her financial situation. She will try to plan her meals better.
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Albert: I've just passed the driving exam holy fuck! Albert: 4th attempt! Juliet: Congrats mate! Now nothing can stop you 💪
Albert has passed his driving test on the 4th attempt.
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Maddie: What's the story with Claire? Ian: Claire? Ian: I don't know any Claire... Maddie: Really? Maddie: I spoke with Leah and she told me that you dumped her years ago Ian: are you sure she was talking about me? Ian: I tend to forget things but I do remember my past girlfriends Ian: and believe me none was named Claire Maddie: Weird Maddie: Maybe she was thinking about someone else? Ian: most likely Ian: I barely know her Ian: I think we met for the first time like 1,5 years ago Maddie: I'll ask her next time Maddie: Sorry about the confusion Ian: don't worry Ian: take care!
Maddie is confused, because Leah told her that Ian was dating a girl named Claire. Ian met Claire about 1,5 years ago, but they barely knew each other.
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Jane: I may be 10 min late. Sorry. Alex: Ok. I'm by the left entrance. Jane: The bus is running late. I've just passed the supermarket. Alex: No worries. I'll be waiting for you. Jane: Thnx Alex: Did you remember to take the file with the xerox copies? Jane: Yes. I hope it will be useful. It's quite a brick. Alex: Hope so too Jane: We'll do fine :-) Alex: No other choice. Seems like it's our last chance of getting through to them. Jane: Maybe they will be convinced after they've seen our materials.
Jane will be about 10 minutes late. Alex is waiting at the left entrance and they are going to attend a meeting. This might be the last opportunity for Jane and Alex to get through to them.
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Ollie: Okay, Kelly! Ur up nxt! Kelly: Me? I don't wanna. Mickey: C'mon! Jessica: Yeah! What's yours? Kelly: Fine. It's a sculpture garden in Finnland. Ollie: What's scary about sculptures? Wait! Do they resemble vampires and stuff? Mickey: Nah, I'm sure they look rly nice. Kelly: It's not the sculptures, it's the amount of them and their faces! Jessica: Faces? What faces? Kelly: Well, they resemble ppl in different activities like hugging, training, doing sport and so on. But the faces are just morbid and there's like a hundred of them. All staring at you! Ollie: Another one? Mickey: Certainly! Jessica: Well, Ollie, ur turn! Ollie: Nagoro village in Japan! Mickey: Y? Ollie: Well, maybe it's not scary, but it similar to Kelly's place. It's just creepy as hell. Jessica: Bt y? Ollie: Imagine a village with ppl living in it. And in the same village u have these human-sized figures. And there's more of them than the ppl that actually live there! Kelly: Creepy AH! Mickey: WTF?! Y would ppl even do that? Jessica: Idk. Idc. Never. Going. There. Ollie: See! Mine was the worst! Jessica: Bt not the scariest! Ollie: Point taken. Mickey: Listen, guys, fun talking to u, bt gotta go. Kelly: Yeah, me too. Bye! Jessica: Bye! Ollie: Cu!
Kelly is scared of sculpture garden figures in Finnland, she finds figure's faces morbid. For Ollie it's Nagoro village in Japan, it's creepy.
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Ethan: somethin for Scott <file_photo> Toby: haha, totally Marshall: pretty much sums it up Scott: you know you're exactly fuckin the same Toby: oh we know honey bunny Marshall: we just enjoy making fun of YOU Ethan: xD Scott: oh fuck y'all Toby: <file_gif>
Ethan, Toby and Marshall are making fun of Scott.
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Jake: dude, I just pulled a TOTW Jake: my first this year! Tom: grats! Tom: gonna sell it? Jake: yeah Jake: I'll try him in one or two matches Jake: he's not a good fit for my squads Tom: you'll have plenty of coins to buy someone that fits Jake: that's the plan Jake: I got lucky with this one Tom: my pull luck sucks this year Tom: not a single great player Jake: you're good at the game Jake: you don't need help :P Tom: I like shiny things :P
Jake has got his first TOTW this year. Tom doesn't have a great team.
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Sonia: hey remember last year when you guys went to San Sebastian Toni: yup Toni: hi Sonia: how was that airbnb place you stayed in Toni: it wasnt bad Toni: maybe a bit small for the three of us Toni: but it was next to the Playa de la Concha Toni: and anyway we just used it to sleep Toni: u guys going? Sonia: yeah in a month or so Sonia: we r still planning Sonia: we checked some hostels and so but they r pretty expensive Sonia: plus we rather have more privacy Toni: well i can definitely reccomend the airbnb place Toni: i can get you in contact with the landlady too if u want Sonia: that would be sweet Toni: its this old basque lady, widow, pretty lonely but nice Toni: she even made a tortilla for us Sonia: so shes in the appartment too? Toni: yes she rents a room in the appartment Sonia: oh Sonia: hm I dont know Toni: well think about it and let me know
Sonia is going to San Sebastian in a month. Toni enjoyed her the airbnb place there. Sonia isn't convinced about it and will let Toni know.
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Adam: good morning!! Rachel: good morning adam! Adam: cathy told me u got a new cat Adam: a siamese Rachel: yes!! and I lover her <3 Adam: oh it’s a girl Rachel: yeah, I head they're less troublesome and friendlier Rachel: although this one doesn't seem very loving Adam: she'll warm up to you Adam: what's her name? Rachel: Portia Adam: that's a really beautiful name Adam: any special reason behind it? Rachel: not really, I've just always liked the name :-D Rachel: there's only one thing i don't like about portia… Adam: lol what's that??? Rachel: I DISCOVERED I'M ALLERGIC TO CATS!!!!! Adam: HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA Adam: u didn't know that? Rachel: nope, I just discovered it Rachel: i get sneezy and rashes and other reactions Adam: are you doing anything about it? Rachel: yeah I'm taking a bunch of medication and it seems to be helping Adam: that's good, it's really good that they're working Rachel: i don't want to get rid of her Adam: don't worry, i'm sure if the medications are working right know this won't be a huge deal
Rachel has a new siamese cat, a girl called Portia. Rachel discovered that is allergic to cats. She is sneezing, has rashes and other allergic reactions. She takes medications that seem to help. Adam consoles Rachel.
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Sean: I overslept :/ Sam: Again?? Sean: I know.
Sean overslept again.
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Natalie: can you send me the recipe for your famous cheesecake, please? Monica: Sure, just a sec Monica: <file_photo> Natalie: Thank you, yummmmmmie <3
Natalie wants Monica's cheesecake recipe.
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Caroline: "I am this close to tugging on my testicles again" Megan: Friends, right? Caroline: Bravo! Who said it? Megan: Ross or Chandler... Ross! Caroline: <file_gif>
Caroline and Megan play a guessing game - they need to guess which film a quote comes from.
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Joanne: hi, wanna talk? Bradley: hi, sorry, not right now, im busy Bradley: crazy day at work Joanne: sure, contact me, i gotta tell you something Bradley: i will, ttyl
Bradley is too busy at work to talk to Joanne now.
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Sue: Call me when you get this. Sue: it's important Steve: OK, I'm calling
Steve is calling Sue at her request.
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Ryan: I have a bad feeling about this Ryan: <file_other> Sebastian: Ukraine... Sebastian: This russian circus will never end... Ryan: I hope the leaders of of nations will react somehow to this shit. Sebastian: I hope so too :(
Ryan and Sebastian are worried about the political situation in Ukraine.
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Freddie: Nanna, are you coming to visit us soon? Winnie: Oh darling, Nanna has broken her leg, you'll have to visit me instead. Freddie: I forgott. Well come soon. Winnie: Good, ask Mummy and Daddy and they will come when they can. Freddie: Yes love you. Leg better soon? Winnie: Yes, quite soon. Tell mummy to ring me. Bye darling xxxxx
Winnie has broken her leg and will not visit any time soon. Freddie will ask mummy to call Winnie up.
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Charlie: How are you doing. Daisy: Good, seeing a lot of beautiful places Charlie: Where are you now? Daisy: in Naples Charlie: Pity, I hoped you may be still in Sicily. Daisy: No, we took a ferry early in the morning yesterday. Charlie: I am still thinking about the evening we spent together. Daisy: Yes, it was nice. Charlie: I would like to meet you again. Daisy: But where? Charlie: Either in the US or here. Daisy: But we're heading North now. Rome, Florence, Venice. Charlie: And you're flying to NY? Daisy: No, directly to San Fransisco. Charlie: Too bad. Daisy: I know. Charlie: I think I will take a train to Florence. Daisy: wow, are you sure? Charlie: More than sure. When are you going to be there? Daisy: 1-5 of September. Charlie: Perfect. I want to see this amazing city with you. Daisy: I am looking forward to it! Charlie: Me too!
Daisy is in Naples. Charlie recalls their meeting and wants to see her again. He will come to Florence to see Daisy between 1-5 September.
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Peadar: So who's coming for a drink later then??! Clare: Oh lols soz I'm not in town Annette: A drink?!!?!! Peadar: A drink!!! Annette: I’m home sick soz huns Annette: Got lung lurgy Oli: Are people at Jesus bar now? James: Heading to Jesus bar now! Come join :) turn left as you come into college Anne: Woops.. . Sorry guys I double booked myself! Helen: Yes! Jesus bar, from around 9.15 ish Peadar: Was that just a question oli😋 or did you mean... I'll join ye😁 Oli: I cycled and ran around the bar, but couldn't find anyone 😢 Clare: You cycled around the bar? Oli: To the bar 😅 Helen: 🙈😍😇
Annette is sick. James is going to the Jesus bar. Oli couldn't find anyone near the bar.
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Randal: Okay, got everything except the nail polish. Sidney: Y didn't u buy it? :( Randal: Don't worry, still in the store. :) Sidney: Good. Randal: There's 1 problem. I don't know which one. Sidney: I told u. Pink. Randal: <file_photo> they're all pink! Sidney: The one on the left. Randal: <file_photo> this one? Sidney: No, that's fuschia. The other one. Randal: <file_photo> This one? Sidney: No, that's taffy. Getting closer, Honey. You can do this. Randal: The shop assistant is looking at me weird. Sidney: I'm sure she's not. Don't mind her. Randal: <file_photo> This one? Sidney: No, that's ballet slipper, not pink. Randal: U really call this colour ballet slipper? Sidney: Sure.
Randal is buying nail polish for Sidney in the store, and she's explaining to him which pink she wants.
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Amber: Hi Erin, guess what, John and Annie are coming back to London! Erin: Hi Amber, wow that's news. Erin: What caused the change of plans? Amber: John lost his job in Germany! Erin: What :O Seriously? Amber: Yeah, his whole team got liquidated. Erin: No way!? Amber: Yeah, and he was the only one who received an offer from the company to be relocated back to London. Erin: OK, well at least he's not unemployed. Amber: But he didn't accept it. Erin: Why not?! Amber: B/c they only offered him the job after a month & during that time he started searching for a new one. Amber: He got a better offer from a different IT company in London. Erin: Well good for him! Erin: Since they weren't able to appreciate his work and they didn't offer him something right away. Amber: Exactly, but you know what this means for me? Erin: You're going to have to search for a new flat... Amber: Yup, we had an agreement that I would be renting their place until they returned from Germany. Amber: But you know, they planned to be there for at least 5 yrs. Erin: I can imagine that Annie isn't happy with this turn of events. Amber: She's pretty pissed off. Amber: I mean the plan was to save up for a house and only then come back to London. Amber: She had already enrolled in German classes & they were starting to feel at home there. Erin: That's too bad. Sometimes life turns out to be unpredictable. Erin: If you need somewhere to stay for a while, you can always stay at my place. Amber: Thanks Erin! Annie already told me not to worry, that I can stay with them until I don't find something new. Amber: But I've already started searching. Erin: Good luck and let me know if you need any help! Amber: Thanks, ttyl. Erin: Bye!
John and Annie are moving to London because he lost his job in Germany and found a better offer working in IT here. Annie isn't happy with the move. Amber, who was supposed to stay in their London flat for 5 years, has to move. Erin offers her place but Amber plans on staying with John and Annie.
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Tiffany: buy me a burger on your way home Railey: ok Tiffany: thx, sis :)
Railey will buy Tiffany a burger.
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Wanda: Let's make a party! Gina: Why? Wanda: beacuse. I want some fun! Gina: ok, what do u need? Wanda: 1st I need too make a list Gina: noted and then? Wanda: well, could u take yours father car and go do groceries with me? Gina: don't know if he'll agree Wanda: I know, but u can ask :) Gina: I'll try but theres no promisess Wanda: I know, u r the best! Gina: When u wanna go Wanda: Friday? Gina: ok, I'll ask
Wanda wants to throw a party. She asks Gina to borrow her father's car and go do groceries together. They set the date for Friday.
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Will: I hate ques. Will: I'm standing in a line longer than the post office itself. Will: In order to just send a damn letter in XXI century. Will: Damn Chris: What a time to be alive :D Chris: Lines are the part of everday life of any person living in a big city. Chris: There is nothing special in it, but I hope you'll think twice next time you decide to send a traditional letter. Will: The best think about my XXI century comment is that the line consists almost entirely of elderly people who don't have bank account and pay their bills via post office paying cash. Will: Where is digitalisation when you need it? Chris: Haha. Hang on there.
Will had to stand long in a queue at the post. Chris believe it is part of life in a big city. Will believes it is because of old people, who do not use the internet.
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Emily: Oh Linda...Something horrible has happened. I'm so sorry. I have broken one of your green tea cups. Just looked away and brushed it off the table with my skirt. SORRY! Linda: No worries babe! It's nothing. Really. Emily: I'm feeling so bad about it. So clumsy of me. Linda: Look. I never really liked the set, so one cup makes no difference. I hardly use it anyway. How come it was on the table BTW? Emily: I was cleaning the cupboards in the dining room. Linda: You did what? Whatever for? The crockery there is more for decoration. Emily: Exactly. I thought they're so pretty, especially the green ones, and then noticed how dusty they are. So I thought I'd be a helpful guest and wash them. I did. And then I made myself a cuppa in the green one. And it happened. Linda: Ya golden! Really! Look, calm down. You are a fantastic guest. Emily: Ya. Smashing. As we say in GB. Linda: You know what? Take out the whole green set. If you like it so much - it is yours. Emily: But Linda! I'm speechless. Linda: Precious! See you in the evening! Emily: CU Emily: And THANK YOU
Emily's a guest at Linda's house. She broke one of Linda's green tea cups when she was cleaning the cupboards. Linda doesn't like them and she offers Emily the whole set.
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Shelly: This year I'm volunteering at the food shelter! Tracy: Good 4 u! Jody: Gr8! Shelly: How about u? Any volunteer work? Tracy: Nah. Not into that. Jody: Sure! Every year I do some charity 4 Xmas :)
Shelly is voluntering at a food shelter and asks if others do some volunteer work. Tracy is not into that, but Jody always does some charity for Christmas.
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Val: it's raining! Candy: I know, just started... Val: r we going? we will be wet Candy: maybe wait a little? see if stops Val: ok. let's wait half h and than see Candy: god idea, I call u then Val: great :)
It's raining, so Val and Candy will wait half an hour before they go.
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Mell: Hi there! How are you doing? Gloria: Hi Mell! We are fine, just the daily grind ;) And yourselves? Mell: Not much happening either. An odd phone call with the kids. Or Tad's sister:(( Not much otherwise. Gloria: Yeah... Life has become so quite since the kids are out of the house. We had more to get used to it. But it must hard for you. Especially you I mean. Mell: I don't know. Sometimes I even forget that I should be missing them. In a way I do like this peace and quiet now. Gloria: Small wonder. You had a hell of a time with them just before they went to college. I'd say you need to recover now. Mell: I guess you're right. But maybe I should feel guilty or something? Gloria: Don't be silly! You are a fantastic mom. Mell: Thanks Gloria. Gloria: Anyway I'm happy to hear from you again. We should really have a nice do again. Mell: YES! Splendid! Gloria: The weather is just brilliant, perfect for a BBQ. What do you think? Mell: I'm all for it. At my place? I'd love it. Gloria: Can't be better. I love your garden. Mell: We're thinking about extending the terrace. I must show you my drawings, just a few ideas. It would be great to hear your opinion. Gloria: I'd love to. But you know how little I know about garden design, or however you call it. Mell: We'll have a look at them. Now the BBQ. At the weekend I suppose? Gloria: Let me check the calendar. Here's our family planner. A horrible name, isn't it? So this weekend suits us fine. At the next one, on Saturday, Mark has penciled something in but I can't read it. So what about this Saturday? Mell: Perfect. At least we know the weather holds. Shall I do the food and you the drinks? Gloria: And I'll get us some dessert as well. Mell: Very good indeed. It's always so easy going with you. Gloria: Ta! You were thinking about Tad's sister? Mell: I'm afraid so. I'm so happy she moved up to Scotland and I don't have to put up with her trying to run my household. Tad feels relieved too. Gloria: Good riddance! I could really never warm up to her. Mell: Nobody can! Anyway she's gone and we're going to have a fantastic barbecue. Without her. Gloria: Yes, we are. Oh I'm so happy you've phoned! Mell: Looking forward to our BBQ on Saturday! Gloria: So long!
Gloria and Mell plan to have a barbeque at Mell's place on Saturday. They are happy, because Tad's sister moved to Scotland. Mell needs Gloria's advice on garden design.
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Anna: Still, great app! And it's for men too! U choose ur sex and then add photos of clothes :) Peter: Is there a minimum number of clothes I should add? Anna: No! And there is no maximum! You can add as many as u want! Peter: So if I only add 3 items, I will always get the same results? Anna: Ur still making fun of me! Peter: I just don't get it. Every morning I approach my wardrobe, open it, choose the clothes I want to wear or prepare them the previous day and that's it. I don't need an app to tell me what to wear with what. Anna: Okay... Let's play a game. Peter: You're not going to make me cut my fingers off? Anna: No ;) how many pairs of trousers do u have? Peter: 5 or 6. Anna: How many shirts do you have? Peter: T-shirts or regular shirts? Anna: Shirts. Let's focus on ur work look. Peter: 3 or 4. Anna: What about jackets? Peter: 2. Anna: Great! Now imagine I have 12 shirts, 10 pairs of trousers, and 6 jackets. And I have to decide what to wear in a split second. Peter: All right. It's slowly dawning on me.
Anna likes a new app in which you can virtually try on clothes. Peter is not quite convinced it is necessary.
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Adam: it was me who called u Adam: call me back or text me when u can;-) Tina: sorry, I'm still at work.. Tina: so many pple today:/ :/ Tina: dunno what time I can leave and actually my phone is dying... Adam: I see, u can call me once you're back home, I won't be sleeping until late Tina: ok, and if it's really late then I'll call u 2morrow Adam: but don't do it before 9!;-) Tina: sure thing;-)
Adam called Tina. She is at work. Her cell's battery's low. She will cal Adam later in the evening or tomorrow after 9 am.
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Joanne: What are your plans for the holidays? Evelyn: Nothing. I’ll stay at home and rest. Joanne: You must be exhausted after the past few weeks Evelyn: It’s been hectic Joanne: I’m going back home. Evelyn: To France? Joanne: Yes. Not that I want to go… Evelyn: Why? You always liked spending Christmas with your family. Joanne: I did. But my parents separated a few months ago Joanne: It is still pretty tense… Evelyn: I’m sorry to hear that Joanne: My dad left my mum for his secretary Joanne: Such a cliché Joanne: My mum is devastated Joanne: So I’m basically going to cheer her up Joanne: It’s really hard for her now Joanne: For me it’s also not easy Evelyn: I can imagine! Evelyn: If you want to bring your mum over here we could spend Christmas together. Joanne: Thanks, that’s really sweet. But I don’t think she’s in a condition for that. She’s been very depressive lately.
Joanne is going to go back home to France for the holidays. She's going to cheer her mum up because her parents separated a few months ago. Evelyn offers Joanne to spend Christmas together if she brings her mum over here.
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Mark: So, we've got our where and when. Package tour or self-organised? Anna: Package. More convenient. George: Self-organised. Cheaper. Julia: Do we need a 5* hotel? MAybe let's choose one of the cheaper options from a tour operator? Mark: Actually, not a bad idea. That'll be both cheap and convenient. Anna: I'm in! George: So, let's start digging and we'll talk about it l8r? Mark: SLAP Julia: Ok. But maybe let's divide ourselves so that we don't check the same websites? George: Ur right! Anna: Sure. XOXOXOX Mark: Let's do this asap!
They are going to do some research on holiday options and discuss them later. They will most likely choose a cheap offer from a tour operator.
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Inga: Hello Ditty! So you are back. Saw the lights last night. Ditty: Hello Ditty, yes, I came back last night. How are you? Inga: Didn't want to wake you up this morning. But I've got some mail for you. Inga: Thanks. We are fine. Just surviving this terrible winter. And you? Ditty: What mail? Andy was emptying my letter box. Ditty: Thanks for not waking me up! Still jet-lagged. Inga: I collected a parcel for you. Just before Xmas. Ditty: Santa had found me! Ditty: When are you back from work today? Ditty: Or is Hans at home in the afternoon? Ditty: Stupid me. It can wait. Inga: Am back around 6 pm. As usual. Inga: Hans is away. Ditty: OK I'll be home. Just knock and I come over to collect it. Inga: Fine. Ditty: Thank you, Inga!
Ditty came back last night. Inga has a parcel for Ditty. Inga will be back from work today at 6 p.m. and Ditty will come to collect the parcel.
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Lisa: Is it safe? Mary: Don't worry. Aquarium is kept in a safe place. Sarah: He will enjoy it for sure. Lisa: He was asking for it for ages. Mary: True, now he is old enough to have it Sarah: How do we transport that? Mary: Easy sister, Frank will help us. Lisa: That's great! Sarah: I can't wait to see his face. Lisa: Me too! Mary: Good teamwork you all. Sarah: Okay, I will call you later Lisa: See you
Frank will help Sarah and Mary transport the aquarium that is a gift for someone.
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Mia: What time does the movie start? Steven: At 9pm Mia: Would you like to grab something to eat before that? Steven: Sure, let's meet at 8 then. Chinese? Mia: Always :)
Mia and Steven want to grab some Chinese at 8.
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Rob: I wanna start Get off the couch challenge! Who's with me? I'm gonna start with 30 min of activity every day. Greg: way ahead of you mate! at least 60 min a day! Rob: good for you! 30 min a day is gonna be challenging for me! Greg: good luck then! Will: don't be too hard on yourself. better to be realistic. fingers crossed! Anna: i'm in! 30 min sounds reasonable! Greg: look for variety of exercises such as walking, biking, swimming whatever you enjoy! Anna: i'm gonna need lots of support from you guys!
Rob wants to start doing 30 minutes of physical activity every day. Greg is already doing 60 minutes. Anna wants to start exercising just like Rob.
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Jacob: Hey, guess what, top management is coming from France next week. Alex: Hey, again? They just announced it? Jacob: Yeah, we got an invitation via Outlook to the meeting. Jacob: And mandatory formal dress code required. Alex: OMG, I wonder what they're goin to announce this time. Jacob: The usual, cost savings, lean office, lack of salary reviews... Jacob: You know how it is, their visits never result in anything positive. Alex: That's true, changes for the worse.
Top management of the company where Jacob and Alex work is coming from France next week. Jacob got an invitation to the meeting with them via Outlook. Formal dress code is required.
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Anne: Hi darling, do you went to come for Easter? Adele: love to, i'm off on friday Anne: it's could be nice, i'll invite Louise too Adele: great, i'll bring you eggs, chocolat ones of course! Anne: thanks darling.
Anne is inviting Adele for Easter. Adele will bring some chocolate eggs.
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Mark: what are we doing tonight? Daniel: It's supposed to rain so the river bank parties are not an option Mark: casino? Daniel: don't you have enough after the last time? Mark: I will totally get mine this time Daniel: hahaha ok Mark: predrinks at your place? Daniel: my sister is visiting Mark: Hannah??? Daniel: yes Mark: I haven't seen her for like 14 years!! she hot? Daniel: dude that's my sister Mark: all right all right drinks at my place Daniel: okay!
Daniel's sister is visiting him. Daniel and Mark will meet at Mark's place for drinks.
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Elliot: i can't talk rn, i'm rly busy Elliot: can i call u back in about 2 hours? Jordan: Not really, I'm going to a funeral. Jordan: I'll call you tonight, ok? Elliot: sure Elliot: whose funeral is it? Jordan: My colleague's, Brad. Jordan: I told you about him, he had a liver cancer. Elliot: i'm so sorry man, i hope u're ok Elliot: i'll call u at 8 pm
Elliot can't talk to Jordan now, he's busy. He'll call him back at 8 pm. Jordan is going to Brad's funeral. He had liver cancer.
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Joyce: Check this out! Joyce: <link> Michael: That's cheap! Edson: No way! I'm booking my ticket now!!
Edson is booking his ticket now.
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Raymond: Charlotte! Help! Charlotte: What's up bro?? Raymond: What do I want to eat, pizza or pasta? Charlotte: Hmm.. What kind of pizza and what kind of pasta? Raymond: So I have a regular cheese and pepperoni pizza and I was thinking some pesto pennes. Charlotte: Oo, those both sound good. Raymond: That's not helpful. Charlotte: Have the pizza! Raymond: But pasta sounds so good. Charlotte: Then have the pasta silly. Raymond: But the pizza sounds delicious too. Charlotte: Omg Raymond, make up your mind. Raymond: I can't! Please help me. Charlotte: Why not have both? Raymond: Well, that's just unreasonable no? Charlotte: How about this. I come over and we have both! Raymond: That could work. That way I would eat the same amount but of the two things I want to eat. Charlotte: Alright, so I'm going to head over in like 10 minutes. That sound good? Raymond: For sure. Oh, and bring wine! Charlotte: Yes sir. See you in 15.
Raymond can't decide whether he wants pizza or pasta. He invites Charlotte over for a dinner at 15.
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Jenkin: hey what is your spirit animal? Sophie: what? Jenkin: go on? Sophie: I dont know a fox lol Jenkin: are you wiley?🦊 Sophie: sometimes Jenkin: I am a dolphin🐬 Sophie: I think you are a bit mad like the mad hatter🐰🎩 Jenkin: I have been reading about animal spirits its quite good Sophie: you will have to tell me about the fox.. do you decide what your animal is or does someone tell you? Jenkin: There is a pack of cards and you choose the one that you are drawn to Sophie: oh right I would choose the Fox Jenkin: well I didn't know but I was drawn to the dolphin Sophie: oh Jenkin: I will bring them over tomorrow Sophie: oh yes please that will be great 🦊🦊
Jenkin has been reading about spirit animals and he was drawn to a dolphin. Sophie would choose a fox. Jenkin will bring pack of cards with spirit animals to Sophie tomorrow.
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Andy: Working late til 4 xx Sue: no worries xx Andy: be there by 8 xx Sue: No probs babes xx
Andy is going to work late so he won't see Sue before 8.
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Ann: Hi, is the laptop still available? Josh: Yes it is Ann: I can pay 200 dollars Josh: The price is 250 and it's non-negotiable Ann: Do you have a bag for it? Some other accessories? Josh: I have a bag and a small usb mouse Ann: Sounds good, I'll take it, where can I pick it up?
Ann wants to buy Josh's laptop for $200. Josh doesn't want to negotiate the price. Ann will take it for $250 with accessories.
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Maddie: I'm in Asda, do you need anything? John: could do with a white bread and some apples Maddie: ok. Gala? John: yes please ta
Maddie will buy a white bread and apples on John's request.
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Amal: hey, did you see what Beyonce tweeted? Amir: haha. yeah, i did. isnt she wonderful? Amal: yeah, shes great.
Amal and Amir saw Beyonce's tweet. They think she's great.
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Vincent: <file_photo> Damian: What happened to your lamp? Vincent: I broke it xD Vincent: With my bare hand Damian: You didn't do this just to show off did you? Vincent: Hahaha. xD No. Vincent: I was playing with my cat with a ribbon Vincent: And while raising my hand I just hit the lamp and the glass cover broke Damian: Shit happens. You ordered new one yet? Vincent: Yeah. Should be ready to pick up on Tuesday xD
Vincent's new lamp should be ready to be picked up on Tuesday.
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Alan: i sent you an email Alan: why haven't you replied? Ruth: never got it Ruth: please send it again Alan: sending it right now Alan: it has an attachment Alan: if you can't open it let me know Ruth: just got it and didn't have trouble opening the attachment Alan: that's great
Ruth got an email with an attachment from Alan.
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Maggie: lucy Maggie: y u such a diva 😝 Lucy: whats that about Maggie: johny wants to date you Lucy: he just said that if i have time we can go to that gig together Lucy: and i wanna go with my besties Maggie: you turn him down big time! Lucy: if hes into me he'll try more Maggie: see? Maggie: diva Lucy: u jealous or what Maggie: nvm Maggie: so youre going with us Lucy: if you shut up about johny then yes Maggie: OK Maggie: jeeez Lucy: you and girs come to my house and we pamper ourselves before Maggie: sure, is 6pm cool? Lucy: yass, we need at least an hour Lucy: gig starts at 8, plenty of time Maggie: catcha later Lucy: ok bye
Johny wants to go for a gig with Lucy. She prefers to go with Maggie and her best friends. They will meet at 6 PM at her house to prepare for the evening. The gig starts at 8 PM.
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Paul: hey Matthew did you find anyone to couch the game Saturday? Matthew: hey Paul, no still looking Paul: my plans changed so I can do it if you need Matthew: ahh yes that be great! thank you Paul: no problem see you Saturday
Paul can couch the game on Saturday as Matthew hasn't found anyone to do that yet.
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Adele: i am still listening to that song Kode: Which one Adele: One you recommended me Kode: Yeah thats good one Adele: Yes it is Kode: I have that in my music library for 3 years Adele: Omg is it that old? Kode: hmm Adele: Can you suggest some others from the same singer? Kode: I give you whole Album in USB Adele: When you would come to my home? Kode: I am free right now Adele: I am waiting then Kode: coming
Adele is still listening to the song which Code recommended. Kode will come to Adele's home today and will give her the whole album of the same singer.
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Henny: <file_gif> Henny: Dear Frances, something beautiful and funny for a good New Year! Frances: It is so wonderful!!!! Thank you. Frances: For you too - all the best in 2019! Frances: <file_photo> Henny: Thanks, a lovely view. Is it near you? Frances: Am just back from the Vosges. It was a view we had from our sitting room. The farm house (turned into a holiday flat) was just superb. Here a few pics: Frances: <file_photo> Henny: That looks superb. Far from maddening crowd? Frances: That's it. Absolutely quiet, no banging on the New Year's Eve, no busy roads. Henny: So Aiden was a happy dog. Frances: Totally. Ferdinand too. We, the tree of us, had a great week there. And didn't even spend much money. Henny: Did you cook? Frances: Partly. Ferdinand. But we also had meals in a local. Was exceptionally tasty! Henny: Duce France! Frances: C'est ca!
Frances just got back from Vosges. She stayed a week in a farm house with Ferdinand and her dog Aiden.
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Melissa: How was your romantic weekend? Susan: Oh, it was lovely! We left Fri afternoon and got back Sun evening. Melissa: Good for you! ;) did you have time to take your mind off things? Susan: Yeah, definitely. Melissa: Where did you stay? Susan: We stayed in a 4-star cosy hotel near the beach. Melissa: How awful for you! Ha ha! ;) Susan: I know. Could stay there forever! Melissa: I bet! Susan: How about the food? Melissa: It was absolutely delicious! Susan: And the scenery? Melissa: Spectacular! I’ll send you some photos. Susan: So what did you do mostly? Melissa: We didn’t go anywhere specific if that’s what you’re asking. Just spent most time walking along the seaside chilling. Susan: Sounds amazing! Melissa: Was the weather ok? Susan: It was. Melissa: Is there anything else you wanna tell me? Susan: Well.. Toby proposed and I said YES! Melissa: OMG!!! I knew he was up to something! Susan: I know! But still I was surprised when he did it. Melissa: Congratulations! I’m so happy for you both! Susan: Thanks! ;)
Toby proposed to Susan during their romantic weekend in a cosy hotel near the beach.
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Jake: Holly ru coming tonight? Holly: tbh I don't feel well Holly: I think I caught flu Jake: oh no, I was so excited that everyone would be here Holly: I know, sorry Holly: but I srsly feel shitty..
Holly is not feeling very well, so she's not coming to Jake's tonight.
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Chris: <file_photo> Chris: Maybe not he best photo XD Chris: and im the middle one here Chris: and you can bring swimming trunks as well because there's opportunity to go to jacuzzi in our garden :)) Tom: a jacuzzzzzi???? Chris: oohhhh yeeaahh Tom: O my godddd. Tom: Is it big enough for a few people? I feel I woul feel wierd out there on my own :) Chris: Yeee, for 5-6 people no problem. Tom: So you and your brother will join me? :D Chris: Yes hahaha meybe we can invite someone else or only our little group. Chris: An maybe watch sth on TV or just make a conversation hhahaha Tom: Wait you've got a tv outside???? Chris: well we can bring it there :P Chris: From our living room Tom: Do you have WiFi? Chris: Yes Tom: Nice, I only get 6GB on my phone when I get outside Ireland Chris: Yeah, kind a low amount Tom: Can't wait! Chris: Me too! :)
Chris and Tom are planning a meeting at Chris' place. Chris has a Jacuzzi in his garden. Chris has WiFi and can bring his TV outside. Tom has a low internet limit whenever he's outside of Ireland.
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Lynn: Sorry it's not worth it to have sex with some old wrinkled guy to pay your bills who rubs his old saggy balls all over u ewww fuck that 🙄😲 Diana: I totally agree. Diana: And she’s not even that pretty my Lord. But to each it’s own if materialistic as what she craves and I guess she is fulfilling her fantasies. But I don’t want no old balls on my four head LOL no thanks Steviee: Lots of sugar babies don't actually sleep with them. Sometimes it's purely friendship and companionship Wilbur: OMG!!! Wilbur: Lynn...you've got me laughing so hard! I'm crying! Haha!! I seriously just spit my soda out!!! Lmao Kellene: Lynn what’s going to happen when you’re in your 60’s and every man close to your age has saggy balls? Will you only date younger men then? Perhaps, this girls sugar daddy’s do exactly that. Lynn: Can't even imagine :) Wilbur: you know what they say, from old egs, comes salmonela lmao :P Lynn: Yes true  Steviee: Hahahaha Wilbur: Not all of them expect intimacy some of them just want your company lol Justin: Steviee, that's what lots of sugar babies say and want the public to believe, doesn't mean its true. I don't believe what you said for a second
Lynn and Diana are disgusted by sugar babies, Wilbur tries justifying this lifestyle, but Justin doesn't believe it.
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Katy: Hey Carlton Ana: Hey Carlos Carlton: 😹 Carlton: What are you up to? Any plans for the weekend? Ana: Yep. We’re going to see this film by Lola Arias actually. You know her, right? Carlton: Yes, she’s pretty famous actually and she’s done some work on my subject. I’ve seen her play about the Malvinas last year - it was v good Ana: Yeah, Katy told me. We thought you might be interested in joining us because the film is actually on the making of the play you saw 😂 Katy: It’s a multi-layered cultural sandwich we’ve got for you Carlos Carlton: Sounds delicious. Where and when are we meeting? Ana: Just come to ours for an early dinner/drinks and then we’ll grab an uber Katy: Ana wants to avoid you getting lost on your way and/or being LATE Carlton: Ha ha ha sounds good to me Katy: So perhaps you could drop by at like 7. On Saturday!! Carlton: Erm, sorry - Saturday is fully booked Carlton: Just joking 😂 I’ll see you then Ana: 😂 cool Katy: 😍😍😍😘😘😘
Katy and Ana invite Carlton to join them for a movie by Lola Arias on the making of the play he had seen. He will come to their place earlier on Saturday.
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Fiona: Are you free? Tina: Yes, what's up? Fiona: I'm trying to prepare a nice dinner for Chris and I thought that maybe I could prepare this tart of yours :) Tina: I'm flattered! Fiona: Well, it IS delicious :) Could help me do it? Tina: Sure! It's not difficult. Do you have anything ready? Fiona: I must admit I bought the crust... Tina: Oh, ok :P Pity, but well, it's too late now. Fiona: I tried making the filling once, but I finished with lemony scrambled eggs... Tina: It happens, don't worry. The thing is that once you start adding eggs you can't stop mixing it, otherwise you'll end up with scrambled eggs.
Fiona wants to prepare dinner for Chris. She is thinking of Tina's tart. She will help her make it.
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Rudi: Hetta, did you see the last trump video Henrietta: nope Henrietta: what did he do now? Rudi: <file_video> Henrietta: OMG Henrietta: what a jerk Rudi: it gets worse Rudi: <file_other> Rudi: the whole interview is here Henrietta: can't believe he said that about a congress woman Rudi: yeah Henrietta: do you wonder where the limit is? Rudi: wdym Henrietta: if he will say something that will actually get him kicked out of the white house Rudi: not really Henrietta: fuck Rudi: yeah
Trump is acting like a contemptible fool and it is getting worse. Rudi has sent Henrietta the link to his interview.
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Jay: Bro. Have you heard that diamond is in Kenya? Joe: Yeah man. I know what you are thinking Jay: 😂😂 Joe: Bro. I dont have some cash to buy some tickets for the event. Jay: Come on! Stop worrying about cash. Jay: I will lend you then you can refund later. Joe: Okay. Jay: And guess what? Joe: What Jay: I have convinced Ruth and Paulette to accompany us Joe: Really? Jay: Do i look like i am joking😏😏 Joe: It's game on bro!!!!!! Jay: Yeah. You know me. Jay: But it is time you start paying me. Jay: I can't be hooking up you with new girls every time we have a concert.😂 Joe: 😂😂 cut the crap Joe: Just wait next time. I'll be the one doing the connections. Jay: Okay. Can't wait.
Jay will lend Joe money for the ticket for the event. Ruth and Paulette will accompany them.
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Desiree: U both at home? Lucian: No. I've just got ur msg. Why did u ask about it? Desiree: No reason. Keep my pasta in the microwave Lucian: I haven't cooked anything
Lucian is not at home. Desiree wants Lucian to keep her pasta in the microwave.
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Agatha: My presentation is ready as we speak :) Adam: oh cool, what course? Agatha: Economics. Adam: Is it interesting? I mean... your presentation. Agatha: Definitely, I used recent research. Adam: Sounds like you know what you're doing :P Agatha: I'm just really into economics :) Adam: no doubt about that
Agatha is proud of herself because she has finished her presentation in Economics. She is very interested in Economics.
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Megan: Any word from Jason? Nathan: Why do you ask? Megan: He was absent today :c Susy: He had a dental appointment. Megan: Thanks for the info :)
Jason had a dental appointment today and that's why he was absent.
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Adam: Did you take the dog for a walk? Mike: No, I did not have time, Adam: Ok, I'll take him with me.
Mike didn't have time to take the dog for a walk, so Adam will take it with him.
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Samuel: <photo_file> Virginia: hahaha Jack: Hilarious Virginia: Where are you? Samuel: <location> Jack: I love the "happy menu" Virginia: What did you order? Samuel: Just a joint for now Samuel: But mushroom pizza also looks tempting Virginia: Is it legal in Laos? Samuel: I guess the owner bribed the police Jack: Man, it's heaven Jack: I need to go there :P
Samuel ordered a smoke.
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Ricky: Did u guys see what's going on outside? Shelly: A real blizzard! Tom: Haven't seen such weather in yrs! Ricky: This reminds me of a time when I was hiking in the mountains. Shelly: U went hiking? Tom: Yeah. What's so weird about it? Ricky: U don't strike us as the type. Tom: Well, I did. It was a couple yrs back, I admit. I was still a student and we went as a group of friends to the mountains. Shelly: How many of u were there? Tom: I think 5 or 6. Myself included. Ricky: So what happened? Tom: We rented a cabin in the wild. We wanted to have a weekend away.
There is a blizzard going on outside. Ricky went hiking a couple years ago with friends. They rented a cabin in the wild.
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Aubrianna: My friend's dad died because of malaria in kongo Darien: It's dangerous for all people not just whites Aubrianna: So read about this
Dad of Aubrianna's friend died of malaria in Kongo.
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Tim: Hey, you have a few minutes? Joe: Sure, what's up? Tim: I'm thinking about inviting a few people from work over and I kinda thought that maybe some boardgames would be a cool idea. Tim: And I wanted to consult the expert on the matter :) Joe: As you know I'm always happy to share my expertise with anyone willing to listen. You will just need to stop me when I get too wound up :D Tim: Haha :) Ok, So I know you ran the local club - any tips how to organize a newbie gaming evening? And what games to bring? Joe: yeah, sure - just a few general tips :) Joe: Start games before you start drinking :) And don't bring any game that is either over-complicated, requires too much time to explain, or god forbid encourages direct conflict - you know, the plotting-scheming stuff. So no Game of Thrones :) Joe: Or alternatively you can chose some cooperative games - like Arkham Horror, Robinson Crusoe, Pandemic Tim: Got it :D Joe: Also would be great to know what theme they all like - if there is one. And if not then there are some 'vanilla' games - like Codenames or Catan. Any idea what they might be into? Tim: Not really - there are some guys who I know like sci-fi and comic books, but no idea about the girls... Joe: The best way - just talk with them - might be surprised by their tastes and experiences. Maybe some of them are already into gaming? There are nerds in every walk of life :) Tim: Yeah, I know, all too well :) Tim: Anyway, thanks for the tips - co-op games sound like a good idea for a start. Joe: yeah, and then if the idea sticks you can roll out the big guns :) Tim: Will do that :)
Tim wants to organise a board games night for his colleagues. Joe has some good ideas and tips on where to start.
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Ken: Hey, how are you doing today? Ellen: Fine. How are you? Ken: Not doing well at all today. Really depressed. Frustrated. Stressed out. Ellen: Oh no! Ken: Really bad day yesterday carrying over to today. Ellen: Can I do anything? Ken: I'll be fine. Just overwhelmed and burned out. Ellen: Sorry! Ken: Sorry, don't mean to bring you down. Ellen: You didn't, just worried about you!
Ken is having some bad days.
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Peyton: I have been asking you to bring that video game for me Cameron: Honey, I am not having enough time to come home Peyton: When would you come home? Cameron: I will have to stay out of town for another week i guess Peyton: Cant you just deliver that game through the courier? :P Cameron: Dont be mean :/ Peyton: Get the job done and come to home then. ASAP :P
Peyton is expecting Cameron to bring the video game. Cameron will probably be out for another week.
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Bob:<file_other> Bob: I bought this game and I think you should too Bob: We could play 2gether Harry: Sorry mate, no money to spend on this Harry: I've got broken car nad shitty job, so for now I can't think about such leisure Bob: Sorry to hear that.
Bob has bought a new game. Harry can't afford to do it at the moment.
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Tom: I have to go there: Tom: <file_other> Jonathan: this is insane, you know it, right? Tom: I know, I love insane things Oscar: are you kidding? Tom: not at all Oscar: I'm not spending a fortune to get to a piece of land in the middle of nowhere Kit: But the idea is amazing Kit: is it the real Robinson Crusoe's island?? Tom: it seems it is!
Tom wants to go to Robinson Crusoe's island.
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Matt: Do you have Patrick's phone number? He's not picking up my calls... Matt: Is he mad at me? Mary: Sure, here you go: +44 7700 900077 Susan: He changed his number :) Matt: phew, thanks!
Mary is giving Matt Patrick's new phone number.
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Emily: Does anybody now where the next ASEEES conference takes place? Chloe: Actually I have no idea, but a good question James: I've heard somewhere in California James: Yes, San Francisco! Chloe: not bad, but I really hoped for Hawaii James: hahaha, oh yes, but it won't happen too soon Chloe: why do you think so? James: The last conference there in 1993 was criticised for the high costs of traveling to the place Chloes: I see, pity
James informs that the next ASEEES conference will be held in San Francisco. Chloe was hoping for Hawaii. James doesn't think there will be a conference in Hawaii soon due to the high cost of travel.
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May: Just received a text from Harry he'll be late Michael: It's good for us, Vanessa and I are still on our way and Peter's stuck in a traffic May: Probably the same traffic Harry's stuck in ;/ Peter: There's been an accident, I'm too far away to see what exactly happened but it doesn't look good May: How long may it take? Half of the guests is already here Vanessa: God knows, Michael's driving if you can call this driving... Peter: They're saying that there was a serious accident, I really don't know how long it will take May: Harry just called, he's in the same traffic as you Vanessa: It'll be a hell of a birthday party ;) Peter: It'll be easier if you all come and join us here May: Hahaha, very funny May: We'll wait for you, but better be here before Harry Vanessa: You need to stall Harry then because we're all probably behind him Peter: Fyi, we haven't moved an inch in a while now
Henry and Peter will be late for a birthday party. Michael and Vanessa are on their way. There was a serious accident, and Peter has no idea when they will manage to arrive. Henry will probably come before Peter.
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William: hey im making spaghetti William: could you please buy some fresh tomatoes William: pretty please :) Olivia: no problem dear :) William: and Beth? it wouldn't hurt to have some chocolate for after the dinner :D Beth: I'm on it :D
William is making spaghetti. Olivia will buy fresh tomatoes for William. Beth will buy chocolate.
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Johnatan: yoo guys Darren: B-) Lucas: hey wassup Johnatan: beer? now? Darren: hell yeah B-) Lucas: I'm free in the evening
Lucas, Johnatan and Darren are going to get some beer.
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Janet: I am ashamed. Who voted for this pussy? It's your fault. Alison: Remember the Wizard of Oz? He might have melted. Nicole: He’s a sissy boy. Cheryl: RAIN omfg thats so shameful and disrespectful 😡 Buff: Pussy in Chief. Linda: Trump is selfish and inconsiderate. Janet: What an embarrassment to our nation and the world!!! Roz: Where is Elsie? I miss you vomit 😊 Cheryl: WTF EVER trumpola didnt want to mess up his pity full comb over..... Janet: Trump = snowflake Linda: Baby. He’s a spoiled brat baby. Nothing about Donald Trump to be proud of or want to defend. Arlene: HIs hair and makeup would have been ruined! Roz: Exactly 😊 Leslie: Which adviser, who he doesn't listen to anyway, thought missing this ceremony was a good idea? Shameful! Eric: What a pussy. We should grab him and kick him to the curb. Sue: All the other leaders managed to make it, so there is no excuse, for me. Roz: It's all about the hair. Sue: afraid the colour of his orange hair would run???? Linda: Never heard of an umbrella :)
Janet, Nicole, Alison, Arlene, Leslie, Ros, Eric and Sue are all complaining about Donald Trump and his absence at the ceremony.
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Miley: don't want to go to work tomorrow! Miley: wanna sleep!!! Miley: need some rest :( Aaron: know what u feelin Aaron: really want some holiday already Miley: :( Aaron: fighting girl!
Miley is tired and doesn't want to work tomorrow.
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Priscilla: You're in a lot of trouble, Stuart Stu: OMG, what did I do this time? Priscilla: I told you I needed the Microsoft Office software for my new laptop Stu: Right, so? That's what I gave you on that disc Priscilla: No, you silly boy, your IT friend is and idiot Stu: What did Alex do wrong? Priscilla: He just downloaded Open Office and some other programs and put them on a CD Stu: Whaaaaatttt? Priscilla: That's what he did, maybe you should have checked Stu: Damn Priscilla: Yeah, damn Stu: I'll tell him Priscilla: No way, I just bought the software online Stu: Oh Priscilla: If I ever tell you to make your friend Alex get me something, please shoot me in the foot Stu: Ok... damn :(
Priscilla is upset with Stu because his friend, Alex, didn't provide her with the right software. She had to buy it online instead.
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Mia: babe, do you mind if i go out after work tonight? Elliot: yeah, sure. go for it ;) Mia: thanks, babe. it's gonna be girls night out Elliot: what're u up to? Mia: well, you know we gonna grab some drinks have some nice time outside of work Elliot: don't be too late please and if you need me to pick u up just give me a ring
Mia is going out after work tonight with her female friends. If she wants, Elliot will come and pick her up.
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Jones: Hey. Angelina: Hey. Angelina: Long time. How are you doing? Jones: I'm fine Jones: You? Angelina: I'm cool too. Jones: You think we can meet today later in the afternoon in town? Angelina: Definitely. Jones: Okay. I will call you to confirm where we will meet. Angelina: Cool
Jones and Angelina will meet in town in the afternoon.
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Eric: Hey Bella, What happened today in boss's room?? Was he angry?? Bella: NO NO!!! He wasn't angry at all.. He actually appreciated on our brave deccision to dismiss the request of client.. Eric: REALLY!! He appreciated this decision.. Bella: Yeah he really did.. I too was astounded by his reaction... Eric: What could possibly lead to this?? I mean , they were potential clients... Bella: What he told me was that he was looking forward to bring in new clients which were our current client's competitor.. Eric: Oh that could possibly be the reason.Well anyways you got appreciation xD congo Bella: hahaha Blessing in disguise xD
Bella and Eric dismissed a request of a client. Their boss appreciated the decision. He brings in new clients.
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Kristina: Girls! Kristina: America's top model Kristina: on tv Kristina: Watching? Jannette: omg Jannette: Im not home yet Kristina: New season ye!! Estefania: Hmm Estefania: yeah Im watching this rn Kristina: Tyra Banks Kristina: She never gets old Estefania: I wanna look like her haha Jannette: K I just got home Jannette: Had to run Jannette: <file_photo> Estefania: Hahaha
Kristina, Estefania and Jannette are watching America's Top Model.
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Pat: Hi, it's Pat here. I have a slight delay, a couple of hours, so I will come in the evening, around 9pm. I hope it is not a problem... Bart: Hi, no, not at all :) you didn't catch the train? Pat: hehe, no. I thought today i was free from work, but i got another project to finish. So i will be tomorrow morning. Im sorry for those changes, i myself am surprise. Bart: hahaha a tiny regret. Will you manage to get here on your own? Pat: yeah, its ok. what would you suggest? if you could come and unlock the door, it would be great, but i can walk around the city as well. Bart: of course I will open it for you. I can work in the morning from home. No problem. So we see each other tomorrow? Pat: Thank you so much! haha Bart: Are you a painter? Pat: I hope I will eventually get in that train. Nope. Bart: I thought you were. Pat: this project is a stage project :) Bart: Ah alright, youll tell all about it tomorrow :)) Pat: OK,, later
Pat will arrive at around 9 pm. Bart will open the door and work in the morning from home.
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Ethan: ok I’m back Dustin: <file_gif> Ray: hey. How was the meeting? Ethan: boooriiiiing Dustin: <file_gif> Ethan: all the more that I’m all sore after yesterday Ethan: <file_gif> Ray: again? how often do you go to the gym bro?;D Ethan: oh you know. I usually try every other day Ethan: but this week I’ve trained every day Dustin: whaaaa Ray: you’re crazy Ethan: some guys always go every day and they live Dustin: yeah right. I’m so proud of myself if I go twice a week ;D Ray: exactly! Ethan: no pain no gain Dustin: so u training tonight? Or maybe Dustin: <file_gif> Dustin: ? :D Ray: all riiiight :D now you’re talking;D Ethan: I was going to… Ethan: but you know… Ray: 8pm my place? Dustin: perfect Ethan: how bout 9pm? I have to pick up the kids Ray: Ok, we’ll be waiting Dustin: we will. Not sure if the magic potion will xD Ethan: Ok I’ll text Sam to pick them up ;D Ethan: see u at 8 Ray: <file_gif>
Ethan was at the gym yesterday. This week he has been training every day. Ethan and Dustin will come to Ray's place at 8pm.
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Trevor: I've got a bit of a problem, Uncle Richard: Have you, Trevor? Trevor: Yes, Uncle I need to get you advice on how to break this to Dad Richard: You haven't gone and got that Abigail up the duff have you? Trevor: That's the long and short of it, Uncle. Richard: Shit. How did that happen? Trevor: Well, it's her father's fault, Uncle. Richard: Her father's fault? And him a church pastor? Trevor: Yes, Uncle. She has sneaked me into the house really quietly and we are in her bedroom doing it. Richard: Fucking hell. Do go on. Trevor: And we haven't got any condoms so I am planning to pull out at the last moment Richard: Unbelieveable: Bloody idiot. What then? Trevor: So I am just pulling out and all of a sudden in bursts her father and delivers me such a kick up the arse that I am back in there coming. Richard: So you say it is all his fault, then? Incredible. Trevor: Yes. Richard: So maybe we can get him to pay the child support instead of you then, eh?
Trevor got Abigail pregnant. When they were having sex without protection her father, a church pastor, kicked Trevor in the butt and Trevor came inside Abigail.
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Martha: Hey, can I ask you a question? Ophelia: Do we know each other? Martha: We don't, but do you mind if I ask you about the lenses from your profile picture? they are awesome and I would like to buy the similar ones Ophelia: it's from Crazy Lenses. They have quite reasonable prices and very fast shipping. Martha: Thanks!!! I'll check them :) Ophelia: No problem :)
Martha likes Ophelia's lenses and wants to buy similar ones. Ophelia got them from Crazy Lenses.
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Casey: <file_photo> Amelia: these are so nice!!! did you do them yourself? Kristen: wooow amazing Amelia: i want my nails done like that too! Casey: yeah i did it myself :D got a new nail polish but damn it took me nearly 4 hours lol Amelia: can you do it for us too? Kristen: pretty please! Casey: sorry you guys... it was a nightmare :( seriously 4 hours for nails is too much
Casey got a new nail polish and did her nails herself. It took her nearly 4 hours, so she won't do her friends' nails, as it takes too long.
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