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Sex isn’t real |
Yeah, so they can go to a sub where shitposts are banned and we can stay here and get shitposts unbanned |
No |
yes. shitposts are good |
Ok |
No shitpost are funny |
Reported b/c we aren't all feemagers |
It is Monday for me |
After sunday |
5 hours from now |
Its monday in australia, downvote all comments, i even downvoted my own |
Your local time zone |
9 hours |
Read the og post |
It’s Monday rn |
It’s starts in about 6 hours |
Eastern standard time |
thats why i dont have a foreskin |
Put some cream on it. |
Why is it burning? |
Nah, this is Patrick |
"oh" |
There's a chance that i probably, maybe, put it inside a fish's mouth |
Fiddle it |
oh |
What did you do? |
This isn't just r/JesusChristReddit, this is r/RedditsMuseumOfFilth |
It wanted a smoke |
My lord I’m scared |
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Nice. |
Burn the witch |
k lol |
You fools, this is simply a ploy for op to get more karma! |
No man to really destroy your karma go to r/politics and say the n word with a hard r |
Go to hell, normie. |
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*burn the which |
get in loser we’re going to hell and I want a front row seat |
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oh in that case
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0 upvotes lmao |
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shoutout to my 3 owo |
Fr |
Shoutout to your like 7th post about your followers |
Shoutout to my 349 |
We gotta upvote it to get it to 42069 |
Nice |
70 :( |
Guys stop I will down vote my own post to keep it there |
Nice |
nah |
Rip it's 70 now. |
It's 64 |
No |
67 |
Epic |
this is so cringy and dumb |
Depends on your states or whatever self defense laws
But majority of the time if they don’t announce themselves, yes |
Idk I’m not a lawyer |
Bruh you’re asking to much I can’t even answer what makes me, me. |
Ok |
Yes it really hurts my feelings |
This comment was a triumph! I'm making a not here- huge success. |
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happy cake day |
You just keep on trying
Till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
Still alive. |
Ehh, 19 years olds are still teens. And I’d be okay with a couple young twenty somethings if they give it up soon afterwards. |
It makea sense for the oldest teenagers to be mods. They're the most mature |
Well, if a blue arrow is what you want, here you go |
HoW DArE U sAy THaT. ExPEcT DoWNvOte |
Zoop |
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Minecraft good |
Emojis bad |
Don’t worry i am a loyal redditor |
Ikr |
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‘bTw wE dOnT uSe eMoJis oN rEdDit , yOu iNsta sCuM’ |
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STOP! You have violated the law, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your reddit Visa is now forfeit. |
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I also did the same thing, brother. |
The real question is, is it unacceptable. |
oh yeah, you're good then |
For me it was fellow homosapien |
yeah, always stay within +/- 1-2 years |
i dont see why not |
I'm 14 she's 15 but I turn 15 in about a month |
Yeah that’s fine |
yeah, one-year difference is fine |
idk. i was making some funny jokes but she said that i wouldn’t last a minute and i said of course not, i have a penis or some shit |
yeah it was but she is being a bitch about it |
Tell me the joke I want to know it |
Oooh how is that sexist like let me say this with some facts.
Men are statically stronger than woman |
and she said it was gross. kinda cunty if you ask me but ok |
i said it in another comment |
That joke sounds shit |