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"All terrain vehicle"
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"My daughter has been picking her own clothes and watching her big brother get on the bus."
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"How to win a prank war. My friend snuck a heinous portrait of me into a charity auction that I was attending. Sold for $200."
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"A dad having fun cutting and eating a snowcake"
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"exercising"
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"I design unnecessary products so today I built a ceiling fan for my car."
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"Cultural appreciation in Pixar films"
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"My husband is in the process of redoing our lawn. He recently began killing off all our grass. I didn’t want our neighbors to think we were neglectful homeowners, so I made a sign…"
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"V12 lambo sound vs electric i8 sound."
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"Little girl has her Christmas priorities straight"
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"I design ridiculous product ideas for fun, so I designed a pair of jeans with one giant pocket across the butt for all your essentials."
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"The intricate differences of Jesus' last supper paintings"
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"OkCupid putting it's foot down."
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"he saw the opportunity and he took it."
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"Meanwhile,back in 1999"
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"Up, up and a-way out there"
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"For years I thought I had depressions. But recently I found out that it is just because of this sad duck, that lives, where my brain is supposed to be!"
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"Let Me Out!!! It’s only Drizzling!!!"
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"The Avengers 1978 has aged really well"
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"World Cup"
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"True story"
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"The code works"
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"German Finding Out About “Sales Tax”"
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"Sat next to these ladies who insisted our dog FaceTime with theirs 🥺"
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"NO such thing as bad publicity. Wally’s Pub here on the NH seacoast, brilliantly seeing to it."
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"My girlfriend was true to her word!"
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"My 39-week pregnant wife went to the store to “get stuff for dinner”. This is what she came home with"
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"Easy Solution"
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""hey dad, if you get an attendance call from school..." a text from son, who's currently stuck in an elevator with 5 friends"
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"My 11yo and I play games in the front yard nowadays. Every day he does something different to spice it up. This was today's choice."
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"I make fake products so I created a mailbox with a built in shredder for junk mail."
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"My sisters boyfriend accidentally let the cat out briefly. Cue scooby doo hallway chase."
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"The Price of Lumber is Too Darn High"
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"Chores are hard!"
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"His spidey sense was tingling"
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"every single time"
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"so after I bought this house I was informed my neighbors do it big for Christmas. I spent alot of money already buying a new tree and all the decorations for the inside, so I talked to my neighbor and we came up with the perfect solution. I promise I'm not really a grinch!!"
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"Old dog: YEET!"
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"Doggy day at work after the floors were waxed"
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"Days worth of dirty diapers for whoever keeps stealing packages off our porch"
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"No, wait, watch how awesome I am too."
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"I just can't with Noodle's face"
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"Got this letter from Zoe while deployed. She gets it."
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"I took a picture of the moment my two kids realised all the donuts at the party had been eaten while they were off playing on the swings"
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"This man is way ahead of our time"
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"This place charged me $2.25 just out of spite."
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"Water style"
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"Please stop flipping me off..."
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"Too soon?"
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"IKEA is now selling Christmas trees. Gonna be a looooooong night"
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"I made myself a sticker"
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"dog on the house camera being a total drama queen"
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"Someone installed these plaques on a bunch of benches, they got taken down by the city today but I think they're priceless."
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"This amazing cosplay."
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"he’s trying to convince him to play"
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"This gag is now a century old"
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"He doesn't seem to be excited for Christmas"
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"Work smarter, not harder"
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"My cat has killed all my fantasies of having a cat"
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"You "Car needs a service" Mechanic "Sure, leave it with us""
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"worldbuilding tip"
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"The wind blew too hard."
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""Here’s a video of my cat trying to get my dog’s tail through a glass door. it will brighten your day""
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"Your App is Amazing!"
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"The vet called and asked if they could use a pic of our cat for marketing purposes while he was in for dental surgery. I said sure! Then they sent the pic…"
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"My wife took the toddler and left me with the baby yesterday morning. She’s a worrywart and I love photoshop. Lesson learned; don’t reply with just a photoshopped picture when she asks how things are going with the baby"
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"Morale is high this week.."
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"I asked my girlfriend, who lives in Europe, to fill in a map of the USA. These are the results"
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"a jack of all trades"
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"My brother gave me a framed photo of my most upvoted comment of all time for Secret Santa this year."
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"Probably the best skateboard trick I've ever seen"
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"Me flying my quadline kite and getting blown away while my friends are no help.."
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"Mom trying to convince daughter that Raptor is not scary"
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"There goes my night"
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"Store App"
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"I told my sister if she graduated with honors I would wear a matching dress to her graduation. She said the thought of seeing me in a dress was her motivation when she wanted to quit. Worth it to me."
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"364 days a year, I am an amputee. But today, I am Groot."
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"Maybe 2020 will be my year?"
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"Remodeling my Grandfather's basement and found this... he's still yelling at us from the grave."
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"Debt cycle"
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"I'm an "architect""
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"These employees at NASA totally look like they're about to drop the most fire mixtape in the galaxy"
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"The Flag of France according to the French Air Force"
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"Why I use chopsticks"
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"welcome to hell"
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"My mum's favorite photo of me, according to her."
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"✨wish✨"
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"My son picked out his own back to school shirt."
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"This cat’s face has been blurred in this porn video, just in case you recognise it in real life"
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"Incredible Black Friday madness"
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"“Stop playing games FedEx”"
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"300 kmph in a small german town (with sound)"
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"At least they're honest"
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"Google Earth is Amazing"
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"7 billion people in this world and I’m so glad he was chosen as the face of our company!"
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"Nick Offerman on being manly"
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"The Dad Tax"
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"Hits too close to home"
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"Why researching before writing is so important"
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"How much for a rose?"
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