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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anal retentive'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They say that I'm anal retentive.
I'd say that I've got an incentive.
I tend to be careful,
Sometimes even prayerful,
My caution a darn good preventive. <LIMERICK_END> | 602 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'depressed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Depressed?" asked my shrink. "Feeling blue?
Try some bibliotherapy. Do.
Read self-help it can heal —
And then write what you feel."
"Hell, then why am I talking to you?" <LIMERICK_END> | 43,166 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'converse chum'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Two eyeballs converse, chum to chum.
In a whispery tone, one says, "Umm...
How to say this? Let's see...
Just between you and me,
There's something that smells. Now keep mum." <LIMERICK_END... | 43,268 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bradley effect'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Voter polls told us what to expect —
That the black guy's the one we'd elect.
The result? A surprise
'Cause some little white lies
Had created the Bradley effect. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,248 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'prhyme directive'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My number one goal? This a test?
It's a fact that I'm driven to jest
In five anapest lines
With a limerick that shines.
Prhyme Directive fulfilled, I can rest. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,918 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'winter stars'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Total cloudlessness reigns in a sky
Clear and black, with the moon riding high.
Winter stars before dawn
Glitter brightly. They're gone,
As the sun applies tender blue dye. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,456 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'emotivity'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My circle's well-known exclusivity
Made her angry. She showed a proclivity
To use curse words and swear,
But my friends didn't care;
They dismissed her extreme emotivity. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,473 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'etymological leanings'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you've etymological leanings,
Then the "study of true, basic meanings"
And how word forms evolve
Throws up problems you solve
With research and intuitive gleanings. <LIMERICK_END... | 48,281 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brain'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the skull of a mouse or a gator
There's a membrane that's called dura mater
For protecting the brain.
There's the pia—that's plain—
But the dura's the harder and greater. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,064 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'metal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It is metal and flat and it's used
To hold cookies for baking—enthused?
It's a cookie sheet—heats
Up delectable treats.
Try these toadstool-mice crispies! (Refused?) <LIMERICK_END> | 28,759 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blather'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You keep giving me more of your blather,
So I'lI tell you I really would rather
You save and go stuff
It. I've now had enough
Of your nonsense and soft-soapy lather. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,317 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bordeaux'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "It was age-worthy" (expert opining).
"That Bordeaux needed years for refining,
But you drank it in haste,
Then complained of its taste.
I am sensing a penchant for whining." <LIMERICK_END> | 59,237 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'labor hard'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Labor's hard when you work as a clammer;
There's back-breaking work and no glamour,
But to gather up clams
You need not take exams
In geometry, physics, or grammar. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,791 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'asked waiter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I found it to be rather runny,
I asked, "Waiter, what's up with this honey?
It's soaked right through my bread."
"Why, it's ersatz," he said,
"Since the real stuff costs far too much mo... | 55,587 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'four baconburgers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Give me four baconburgers with cheese
And a large side of fries, if you please."
Lots of salt, lots of fat,
Lots of sweets and all that—
What's the final result? Heart disease. <LIMER... | 12,193 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'photographer rages'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My friend, a photographer, rages:
"Developing photos takes ages!
They're also unclear,
And therefore I fear
That the blurriness ruins my wages." <LIMERICK_END> | 41,678 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'decider compassionate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> George Bush is the nation's decider—
Compassionate, not a divider.
For seven long years
He has played on our fears…
(Better stop now before I get snider). <LIMERICK_END> | 22,136 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bisection'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though his skill with a sword was perfection,
He disdained any kind of protection.
When a stealthy attack
Brought an axe to his back,
The result, I'm afraid, was bisection. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,570 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'host generosity'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I committed a social monstrosity
When toasting my host's generosity.
"Thanks for sharing your house,
Your fine liquor, your spouse..."
Cue my exit at rapid velocity. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,000 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'copier'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I spent lots on a secondhand copier;
Now its copies are coming out sloppier.
Seems its previous owner
Used much too much toner,
So its splotches get wetter and gloppier. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,608 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'condiment'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> No dispute, Armoracia root—
Coarse and white, and of pungent repute—
Is the radish called "horse"
Found in sauces, of course.
It's a condiment many salute. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,689 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barber pole'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> International All Hallow's Eve:
Many costumes for you to perceive!
There's a striped barber Pole,
Some fine China (drum roll),
And a Czech in the mail, I believe. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,889 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'maladaptive behavior'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Maladaptive behavior is due
To conditioning gone quite askew.
To change undesirable
Into something inspirable.
B-Mod therapy might be for you. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,148 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'act'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An act can be something you do,
A charade or behaviour untrue,
Or a part of a play,
Opera, circus, ballet,
Or variety show or revue. <LIMERICK_END> | 297 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'thrinaxodon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A Thrinaxodon under the ground
Is a mammal-like creature they found.
Dog-like teeth make them think
In the chain there's a link
Between cynodont and your old hound. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,269 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cannibalizing jeep'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've been cannibalizing a Jeep
To get plenty of parts on the cheap.
Though the chassis is shot,
There's a roof rack that's hot,
So I'm sitting on top of the heap. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,475 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brooding'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've no time for your scruples, your brooding.
With our bling, and the chic we're exuding,
Let's go dance at our club,
Where our shoulders won't rub
With those pitiful shlubs we're excluding. <... | 48,666 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'soldier monique'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A sexy French soldier, Monique,
Has a bangin' blonde-bombshell physique,
And upon her impressment
A damage assessment
Found enemy knees had gone weak. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,491 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sun radiation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To a warm place I go on vacation,
Where I bask on the beach in elation.
An actinogram shows
How, relaxed in repose,
I am burnt by the sun's radiation. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,970 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'equanimity worries'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Equanimity: worries will cease
To leave calmness of mind. Like a grease
That's eased stressing, or pain,
What has taken the strain
Of anxiety's left you at peace. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,164 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bit gruff'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Your tone is a little bit gruff,"
Said my wife, "Why so stern, why so rough?"
"If you don't like my tone,"
I said, "Hang up the phone.
I am gruff, true enough. Hate it? Tough!" <LIMERICK_END> | 62,275 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'durbin senator'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dick Durbin's a senator who
Is a liberal force, through and through.
As to what he is for,
He's pro-choice, anti-war,
And backs helping young immigrants, too. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,355 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blue grosbeak'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The blue grosbeak's a grosbeak that's blue.
I suspected as much, didn't you?
Don't call it rose-breasted
Nor say that it's crested,
Or a starling, whatever you do. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,566 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brained'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I'm making you right-brained," she said,
As she brained me right over the head.
Was she merely sadistic?
I'm no more artistic,
Except that I'm now seeing red. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,356 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'character reference'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm your character reference? Why?
Did you think to your new boss I'd lie?
If I'm asked to convey
Your best trait, I will say,
"Well, he's fun to watch work when he's high." <LIMERICK... | 17,455 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ciliate cell'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Endomixis: a ciliate cell
Has a nucleus jumbled pell-mell,
Then the parts recombine
To a nucleus, fine,
And the outcome is healthy and well. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,293 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jarred cheese'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A jarred cheese got us all in a tizz
And has sold just like nobody's biz.
Though it gets tummies queasy,
It spreads smooth and easy;
For melted fromage, get Cheez Whiz. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,556 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barking'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My dog has large splotches of black,
With some white in the mix, on his back.
With his badger-pied marking,
My beagle's embarking
On barking, in search of a snack. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,335 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'emberizidae family'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Emberizidae: family of finches
And sparrows and buntings —"; John flinches.
"Those birds don't all belong
In that family: that's wrong!"
Then with facts he his argument clinches. <LIM... | 60,520 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cuckoo'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My mind is a blank, I confess,
'Cause my memory's really a mess.
I just wish that I knew
What so recently flew
From my brain. I am cuckoo, I guess. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,192 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'frayed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Rubbing metal on cloth will corrade
Its tight surface of fibers. How frayed
Is my uniform's sleeve
Where my horn rubs its weave,
On parade, through the sunlight and shade! <LIMERICK_END> | 22,089 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gelatin suture'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An absorbable gelatin suture
Has a place in my medical future,
To stitch up my lip
When I clumsily slip
On some jelly and land on my smoocher. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,238 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'seed cycadaceous'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Never feed on that seed cycadaceous.
Though your hunger for cycad's voracious,
If you damage your brain
For nutritional gain,
Any benefit's mainly fallacious. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,259 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'emotionless'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You get emotionate, over-emphatic —
Hands waving, eyes crazed, operatic.
Who's emotionless? Me.
When you're out of your tree,
One raised eyebrow you'll see I'm phlegmatic. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,120 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cantabrian mountains'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Cantabrian Mountains in Spain
Are a towering wildlife domain.
The tallest, Cerredo
(A drive from Oviedo),
Has breathtaking alpine terrain. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,930 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'affably cheery'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With his affably cheery 'hello!'
He's acquaintable easy to know.
Heart and soul of the party,
He's likeably hearty,
But the strain is beginning to show. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,937 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jesus died'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Jesus nailed to a cross made of wood
Made a scene the boy misunderstood:
"If Good Friday," he sighed,
"Is the day Jesus died,
Can you tell me just why that day's good?" <LIMERICK_END> | 63,112 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'heard'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It was dubitable, open to doubt
(Not a word that I bandy about).
Now, indubitably, yes,
I've heard once, I confess,
But both words I could well live without. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,617 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abdominalgia'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Abdominalgia's a word you won't see
Unless first you become an M.D.
It's a pain in the gut
That's so bad, you know what?
I would rather you had it than me. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,050 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nerdy let'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Must we stay?" "Here's an entry; let's look."
"Can we go now?" "A limerick—nice hook!"
"This is boring. Let's go."
"It's poetic! Good show!
I just love it!" "It's nerdy. Let's book." <LIMER... | 7,831 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stemless plants'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Stemless plants (acaulescent) abound;
It's a feature you might think unsound.
But don't rush to condemn
The low plant with no stem;
It feels much more secure on the ground. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,425 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'write'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I would write it in letters so bold,
In an ink made with pure, powdered gold.
And my message is this:
I'm in love with you, Chris—
My chrysography's yours to behold. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,962 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mustard flour'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With Colman's, it's hard to find fault:
It's just mustard-flour, water and salt.
And, like it or not,
Their top mustard is hot —
Sending profits right into their vault. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,292 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crush hat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In old movies you'll see them a lot,
But to buy one today? You cannot.
It's a crush hat and that
Is the kind that lies flat
Until *POP!* it's a top hat you've got. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,340 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chemist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Boots the Chemist, of worldwide renown,
Was founded by John in the town
Of Nottingham, where
His herbalist fare
Helped customers, ill or run-down. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,883 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blue cat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A blue cat, from a river or lake,
Is what folks who love fish fries can take
As the start of a party.
For appetites hearty,
Fried catfish—the best you can make! <LIMERICK_END> | 16,179 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cheery'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you're feeling all weak and aweary,
In other words generally dreary,
Have a nice cup of tea,
And I'm sure you'll agree,
It will make you feel so much more cheery. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,056 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'katy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Tiny chitterdiddles chirping all night
Spread their gossip with cheerful delight.
Summerlong they reveal:
Katy did it… for real!
Katy did! And we doubt she's contrite. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,597 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bearing cirri'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Bearing cirri": your meaning's divine,
Like those tendrils that garnish the vine.
I'm a sad, lonesome nerd
With no valentine-word.
Oh, cirriferous: won't you be mine? <LIMERICK_END> | 43,669 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gadgets'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a person who's really excited
By gadgets, and really farsighted.
I'll often pursue
All the things they can do,
With my gadgeteer's calling delighted. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,022 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'allotetraploid hybrids'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Allotetraploid hybrids will get
Diploid chromosomes, one complete set
From each parent. They're named
Amphidiploids and claimed
To be all-o-pol... (damn, I forget!) <LIMERICK_END> | 3,230 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jaws'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Jaws of Life (truly, a wonder)
Is divulsive, and tears things asunder.
It leaves waste in its train,
But I oughtn't complain
As it carves up this bus that I'm under. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,156 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coast cobles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In construction they're similar to
Viking longboats, but fish they pursue.
Dipping lugsail, larch strakes,
Clinker-built—that's what makes
East Coast cobles a pleasure to crew. <LIMERICK_END... | 29,996 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'getting published'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Getting published by them will be tricky:
They're quite editorially picky.
Maybe you'll get their nod,
But their attitude's odd.
They still boast of rejecting James Dickey. <LIMERICK_EN... | 46,708 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bite mite'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An acarid—mightn't he bite,
A mite hungry for blood in the night?
Take a stab and predict:
Might we get mighty ticked
When afflicted? We very well might. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,614 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cnn larry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> CNN's Larry King is the host
Of a nightly TV show that most
Of America's seen.
There's a call-in routine
Keeping phoners in touch and engrossed. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,172 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'corrosion fatigue'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Corrosion fatigue is the bane
Of structures in acid or rain.
So here is the theory:
The fabric gets weary
Of harmful conditions and strain. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,264 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'embroidery styling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This embroidery styling is couching,
And you'll learn it today without grouching.
Your designs will be made
After threads have been laid
And then fastened by stitches—no slouching! <LI... | 25,526 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ancient grecians'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ancient Grecians—they knew, from the start,
It's a flower that speaks to the heart,
So they made an elixir—
A love-problem fixer.
That's why the plant's called Cupid's dart. <LIMERICK_EN... | 29,278 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beheaded'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Of Henry the Eighth (six times wedded),
Tales are told, and of ladies he bedded.
Number two, Anne Boleyn,
Henry's heart did not win.
In Londontown she was beheaded. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,459 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'horse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When he's put out to stud, does the horse
Then reflect on his past with remorse?
Does he start feeling silly
When paired with a filly?
Does he mind being Pa for the course? <LIMERICK_END> | 19,211 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fear anastasia'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I fear Anastasia's fated
To a figure that's heavily weighted.
She eats and she eats—
Can't resist those sweet treats.
Adephagia: she never feels sated, <LIMERICK_END> | 60,419 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'air balloon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You take flying too far stop it, soon;
You're a loon in that hot air balloon!
Your air-mindedness? Yea!
But air-headedness? Nay!
Balloons just can't fly to the moon! <LIMERICK_END> | 46,424 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'binary code'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> O, One! Upon thee I've bestowed,
As my Macintosh hastens to load,
(And as well upon Zero,
My alternate hero)
An ode to your binary code. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,832 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aedes mosquito'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An Aedes mosquito can spread
A bad virus like butter on bread;
An overachiever,
It spreads yellow fever,
Or dengue, or Zika, instead. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,077 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'quarterback hurt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our top quarterback's hurt. He's been out
Since the start of the season. No doubt,
Our replacements are not
All that good. At his spot,
We lack depth. Every game is a rout. <LIMERICK... | 47,875 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'night dreaming'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Once again I awake to the streaming
Sweet sunlight, which ends my night's dreaming.
It's my goal when I die
To meet God, riding high,
In my sleep, with my passengers screaming. <LIMERICK_E... | 39,706 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dudley'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Their straits became direr and darker;
Their fate lay in wait, ever starker.
Poor Dudley and Stephens;
Bad odds: less than evens...
Good God, they're alive! (They ate Parker.) <LIMERICK_END> | 41,904 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aesop classical'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Old Aesop, a classical gent,
Had a clear allegorical bent.
You could learn from the words
Of his critters and birds
And discern what his parables meant. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,365 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'butt ugly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With butt-ugly broads, he gets snuggly —
Not those plain, or unlovely, but UGLY!
His reason? "They're sleazy,
Repulsive but easy —
And grateful as hell!" he says smugly. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,798 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'squirrels'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The trouble with squirrels is that
They will sit there, contented and fat,
Never raising a fuss,
In the path of a bus.
(That's the reason so many go flat.) <LIMERICK_END> | 27,474 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cannoli'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a prank, the great pastry chef laced
His cannoli with fresh human waste.
All his rivals were peeved,
Fearing what he'd achieved
Was an epochal breakthrough in taste. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,010 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bleeding deacons'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bleeding deacons are spoiling A.A.!
Inventory yourself, pal, okay?
Your presumptuous bleatings
Monopolize meetings
And stink up the Twelve Step buffet. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,513 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'akathisia results'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Akathisia results in distress
And a restless emotional mess
From the drugs that you take
For your sanity's sake —
Not unlike being sixteen, I'd guess. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,760 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'accombination'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Accombination is thusly defined:
"A combining." But what is combined?
Maybe eggs, milk, and flour,
Or white and black power,
Or the efforts of body and mind. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,155 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grandma'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My grandma's cold-blooded, so ruthless
That I'm glad she is aged and toothless.
Soon she'll meet her demise,
But she'll keep telling lies.
Till the day that she dies, she'll be truthless. <LIMERI... | 51,278 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'miss evangeline'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Miss Evangeline (sigh) Bellefontaine
Hexametrically searches in vain
For Acadian Gabe.
(He's her beau. What a babe!)
Then he dies in her arms. (What a pain.) <LIMERICK_END> | 45,954 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chastise'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There are times we chastise just for show
Without knowing we reap what we sow.
Is there hope of real gain
If we scold and complain?
If the answer is "No", let it go. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,296 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'quiver'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though my critics complain it's a sham,
I am building a dam in Siam,
And I swear I'll deliver;
I'm damming the river.
Should I quiver? I don't give a damn! <LIMERICK_END> | 29,594 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'charlie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you're out in the jungle, beware.
You know Charlie is watching out there.
Not McCarthy or Chan,
That pajama-clan man
Is your foe in this hateful affair. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,532 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bucket'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The bucket's a diamond-shaped spare,
And it's tricky to cover—beware!
There's a pin in the back
That's a tough nut to crack;
When I miss it, I usually swear. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,763 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mocking laughter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've tried and I've tried to explain,
But my efforts have all been in vain.
I'm not getting across
To my wife just who's boss.
Mocking laughter she cannot contain. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,397 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'elite subscribed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Since I wanted to join the elite,
I subscribed to an opera box seat,
But I now am beset
With such credit card debt!
That's a challenge I fear I can't meet. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,045 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'snails puppy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Snips and snails, puppy-tails wagging wild,
Or of sugary spices compiled?
Will the one in my womb
Wield a sword or a broom?
Will my babe be a boy or a child? <LIMERICK_END> | 61,717 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stamps'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the hope that you might just write back,
I'm enclosing some stamps and a pack
Of blue notepaper, pen,
And some envelopes, then
You can only say time's what you lack. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,976 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'itch scratched'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though for years, I've lived loose, unattached,
Every lewd and lubricious itch scratched,
I hold one sacred dream:
An identical team,
Like Rockettes, tall and evenly matched. <LIMERICK_END... | 47,126 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'philip phelps'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Philip Phelps bunked off lectures and missed
Several seminars when he was pissed
At the bar with his buddies —
Fell behind with his studies,
Read no books, but played poker and whist! <LIME... | 48,678 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grumbled bigfoot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Grumbled Bigfoot, "Inform Robert Frost:
Taking less-traveled roads has a cost.
The people in town
Say I'm hard to pin down,
But, elusiveness? Dude, I'm just lost." <LIMERICK_END> | 41,197 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grass'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Friends of Distinction I'm praising
For "Going in Circles" and "Grazing
In the Grass" and a third
That the public preferred:
"Love or Let Me Be Lonely." Amazing! <LIMERICK_END> | 62,582 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bosco exceedingly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a child of just seven or eight,
I thought Bosco exceedingly great.
Mom would mix it in milk
For a drink smooth as silk.
(When alone, though, I'd drink the stuff straight.) <LIMERICK_... | 43,551 |
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