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What did the boy coffee say to the girl coffee? Choices: A: i love you a latte; B: kentucky coffee tree; C: buy coffee; D: cafe; E: coffee cake
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E
What do you call a tick that loves math? Choices: A: measure; B: science; C: philogyny; D: heartstrings; E: arithmetic
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B
Why couldn't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Choices: A: faucet; B: because its extinct; C: grant; D: mouthwash; E: deaf
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C
Joe's father had three son's Snap, Crackle and? Choices: A: like; B: codename; C: joe; D: decrepitation; E: trinity
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B
hay. you ar joe. Who are u. you ar net a gurl. you are boy. who r you? Choices: A: volleyball; B: joe; C: pantywaist; D: bales; E: testicles
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D
What has 13 hearts but no other organs? Choices: A: dysfunction; B: piano; C: part; D: pack of playing cards; E: club
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A
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat? Choices: A: chicago; B: double; C: kansas; D: homes; E: being
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E
What do you call a Bee that eats other Bees? Choices: A: psithyrus; B: andrenid; C: ate; D: chewing; E: hannibal nectar
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A
if you think you got it answer this i an the and and thee i am ever thing what am i? Choices: A: god; B: intellect; C: plan; D: call; E: unit
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B
What when read from right to left is a servant but when read from left to right is a ruler? Choices: A: unit; B: god; C: computer user; D: in charge; E: busy
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C
Some people want to meet me Some people don't beleive me And some people claim to be me Choices: A: hypocrisy; B: community; C: god; D: I'm here; E: rule
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B
I watch you all the time, but you cant see me. I've never been spoted, but the world knows I'm there. I've sent people to death and had people kill over me, but nobody has ever talked to me. Who am I? Choices: A: manichaeism; B: god; C: succubus; D: shark; E: place of business
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A
who came first, the chikin or the egg??? Choices: A: god; B: form; C: incubator; D: albumin; E: point of view
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D
What do you call a fish with 4 eyes? Choices: A: iron; B: pets; C: orbs; D: fiiiish; E: salt
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B
You are my brother but I am not your brother. Who am I? Choices: A: seminary; B: your sister; C: brothers; D: blood brother; E: male sibling
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C
What do sea otters use for money? Choices: A: payment; B: economy; C: sand dollars; D: paper money; E: material
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A
What does a fish say when it runs into a concrete wall? Choices: A: dam; B: fishes; C: lakes; D: creek; E: eel
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D
George walked for thirty minutes in the pouring rain without getting a single hair on his head wet. He didn't have a hat or an umbrella and his coat had no hood. How did he do that? Choices: A: flight; B: return; C: how did that happen; D: he was bald; E: tonsure
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C
Three men were walking out one day. Then it started raining hard. They raced 4 blocks to there house. When they got in, one man didnt get his hair wet. They did not have an umbrella, or a hat. How can this be? Choices: A: runners; B: fleece; C: he was bald; D: cut; E: return
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A
What has 12 faces and 42 eyes? Choices: A: pair of dice; B: shank; C: device; D: learning; E: blindfold
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B
What is one in every doll, in every doll, in every doll? Choices: A: collecting; B: russian nesting dolls; C: figure; D: humanoid; E: room
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E
Who are people you see everyday, but you don't know? Choices: A: souls; B: pedestrian; C: relative; D: celtic; E: strangers
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A
What is green and smells like blue paint? Choices: A: green paint; B: blueberry; C: blue blood; D: bluegill; E: card
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E
What is a duck's favorite snack? Choices: A: diving duck; B: Ducks in distress; C: shelduck; D: snap; E: quackers
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E
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Choices: A: differentia; B: dag; C: bagel; D: butcher; E: attire
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B
What can you hold in your left hand but can never hold in your right hand? Choices: A: pinky; B: your right hand; C: take; D: put; E: leg
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E
A son and engineer go fishing. The boy was the engineer's son but the engineer wasn't the boy's dad. How was this possible? Choices: A: female child; B: fatherland; C: fishing; D: waterman; E: engineer was boys mom
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E
How did the computer get drunk? Choices: A: virus; B: crash; C: machine; D: typhoon; E: it took to many screenshots
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A
What pulls you down and never lets go? Choices: A: gravity; B: like; C: movement; D: sign; E: bullet
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E
What goes down, but never goes up? Choices: A: group; B: movement; C: progress; D: make; E: gravity
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A
There is one word that stands the test of time and holds fast to the center of everything. Though everyone will try at least once in their life to move around this word, but in fact, unknowingly, they use it every moment of the day. Young or old, awake or in sleep, human or animal, this word stands fast. It belongs to everyone, to all living things, but no one can master it. The word is? Choices: A: gravity; B: mineral; C: reading; D: learning; E: capital
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B
Everyone is attracted to me and everybody falls for me. What am I? Choices: A: color; B: gravity; C: diving; D: mat; E: change of location
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C
what pulls, but never hurts Choices: A: fate; B: suction; C: gravity; D: danger; E: server
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A
Imagine you are on the deck of a ship in the middle of the ocean and a lady walks by you, stops, and pushes you overboard. SPLASH! By the time you realised where you were, the ship was out of sight. You struggle to keep your head above water, but when you look around you see a shark coming straight towards you. What do you do? Choices: A: stop imagining; B: fountain; C: note; D: read; E: amsterdam
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D
What had hands numbered 1-12, and tells time? Choices: A: get comfortable; B: schedule; C: jump cut; D: stop imagining; E: avenue
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D
Imagine you are in a steel box. The floor, the walls, and the ceiling is all steel. There is nothing in the box and the walls are closing in on you. How do you get out? Choices: A: monument; B: drum; C: fabricator; D: stop imagining; E: think of everything
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C
Imagine you are in the middle of a forest surrouned by tigers, you have nothing to defend yourself, what do you do? Choices: A: slash; B: throw up; C: stop imagining; D: good imagination; E: servant
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E
Imagine you are locked in a car, all the windows are up and locked, they are barred on the outside, you have no way to get out and the car is about to blow up in 2 minutes, how do you get out quickly and safetly??? Choices: A: keep calm; B: horse; C: stinger; D: brand; E: stop imagining
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C
One day a man jumped from a plane without a parachute and suffered no injuries, how is that possible? Choices: A: cleaning; B: device; C: plane was on ground; D: sexist; E: captain
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B
What sucks up everything but never lets it come out Mysteryouse but in playen view Dark and haisy but yet so far above you Never makeing any noise but yet so full of poise you never see it but yet you do in text books and picturs video games and stories it is tolttaly in playen view maby even in magazines it never ever ends but if thats so just were douse it begin some say in the milky way becouse it is delishuse to look at Choices: A: group; B: black hole; C: marmoset; D: period; E: space cadet
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D
I am dark, nobody can see me, I'm very far, nothing can escape me. What am I? Choices: A: sign; B: candy shop; C: unenlightenment; D: black hole; E: break
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E
I have no arms or legs I suck up things I am mostly black what am I Choices: A: machine; B: support; C: gray; D: pin; E: black hole
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B
What fruit do you find in the sea? Choices: A: saltwater; B: currents; C: waterway; D: high places; E: deep water
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C
find the missing number: 4 61 5 52 6 63 7 94 8 46 9 _ Choices: A: nuclear reaction; B: myriad; C: 18; D: five; E: figures
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E
What number is twice the sum of it's digits? Choices: A: battalion; B: no; C: tally; D: rational number; E: 18
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E
My age today is three times what it will be three years from now minus three times what my age was three years ago. How old am I? Choices: A: tenth; B: confinement; C: know; D: memory; E: 18
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C
There is a dog on one side of a lake and a woman on the other. The woman calls the dog over and when he gets there he is not wet at all. How is this possible? Choices: A: dust; B: bacteria; C: lake is frozen; D: spot; E: prawn
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A
How do trees get onto the internet? Choices: A: they log on; B: it will give rain; C: bush; D: grow bigger; E: yard
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A
Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon? Choices: A: because shell let it go; B: open it; C: balloonist; D: because it's christmas; E: latex
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E
The person who made it never used it and the person who used it never saw it, what is it? Choices: A: george segal; B: greta garbo; C: benjamin thompson; D: agnes de mille; E: caskit
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E
A plane crashes between Taxas and Mexico. There are three survivor where do you bury them? Choices: A: album; B: if you die; C: mexican; D: kill yourself; E: you dont bury survivors
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B
An airplane flying from the United States to Canada crashes on the border of the two countries. Where do they bury the survivors? Choices: A: mosquito; B: you dont bury survivors; C: nation; D: cremation; E: plane
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B
A plane crashed between Quebec and Ontairio. Where do they bury the survivors? Choices: A: flying; B: you dont bury survivors; C: beaver; D: plane; E: range
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C
A plane is travaling at 550mph over canada and the u. s but something goes wrong and the plane crashes right on the boader. But there is a problem? where would you bury the survivors? Choices: A: freedom of speech; B: cut; C: you dont bury survivors; D: cremation; E: act
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B
A plane crashes on the border of Texas and Mexico. Which side do they bury the survivors Texas or Mexico? Choices: A: pick up hitchhikers; B: you dont bury survivors; C: sound; D: lip; E: casualties
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C
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? Choices: A: pay; B: feel; C: cant opener; D: wash; E: being
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D
What season dose Humpty Dumpty hate the most? Choices: A: silly season; B: get healthy; C: annual; D: fall; E: taste
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C
When is the best time to go to the dentist? Choices: A: glad; B: dentist's office; C: toothhurty; D: checkup; E: spring break
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B
A man is in his car. He sees three doors; a golden one, a diamond one and a silver one. Which door does he go through first? Choices: A: rings; B: his car door; C: panel; D: generator; E: use
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B
My goal is to have $12. If I save $1 a month then it will take me 12 months to save $12. If I save $2 a month then it will take me 6 months to save $12. What if I saved $1. 50 each month? How many months would it take me to save $12? Choices: A: weeks; B: 8 months; C: goal line; D: sticking point; E: week
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B
What can elephants make that no other animals can make? Choices: A: boy; B: baby elephants; C: tusk; D: weight 1000 kilos; E: shark
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C
What time do the ducks wake up in the morning? Choices: A: minute; B: in the moon; C: at the quack of dawn; D: attribute; E: term
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B
What do you call a bear without an ear? Choices: A: traps; B: b; C: lions; D: support; E: alcoholic drink
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E
If you are running in a race and pass the second place person, what place are you in? Choices: A: south american; B: religious person; C: traveler; D: lunatic; E: second place
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C
How fast do librarians travel? Choices: A: understand people; B: find files; C: they book; D: ember; E: librarians
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A
A man was stabbed in the heart, no one tried to save him but he didn't die. How is that possible? Choices: A: he was already dead; B: will not die; C: slave; D: living things; E: sexist
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B
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine? Choices: A: let them play; B: give me my quarterback; C: spinning frame; D: bantam; E: team
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A
You buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I? Choices: A: silverware; B: spending money; C: soup; D: drinking; E: napkin
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E
When is a cell door not a cell door? Choices: A: ootid; B: swing wide; C: locker; D: when its closed; E: when its ajar
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C
What costs nothing but is very hard to find and can easily be lost? Choices: A: test; B: racquets; C: true friendship; D: bill; E: a loyal partner
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C
How do you tell a boy snowman apart from a girl snowman? Choices: A: choirboy; B: young girl; C: snowballs; D: crank; E: gal
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D
What is easy to spot but hard to find? Choices: A: smash; B: loot; C: seeking; D: talent; E: tosh
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B
What do you serve that you can't eat? Choices: A: use; B: tennis ball; C: spaghetti sauce; D: acquiring; E: function
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D
What can you always serve but never eat? Choices: A: waitress; B: ace; C: receiver; D: tennis ball; E: act
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D
A mansion is on fire. There are three rooms: A room full of money, a room full of expensive paintings, and a room full of gold and precious jewels. Which room do the policeman put out first? Choices: A: signs; B: treasure chest.; C: fireman; D: none they are policemen; E: bell
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C
What is a frog's favorite electronic device? Choices: A: website; B: weather eye; C: ipad; D: buoy; E: depressor
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C
Why do ducks have feathers on their butts? Choices: A: contour feather; B: west virginia; C: to hide their butt quacks; D: ducky; E: they cannot fly
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D
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf? Choices: A: pass; B: angles; C: cover; D: frostbite; E: build a fort
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D
What do you get when you cross a vampire and winter? Choices: A: vector; B: teleportation; C: coin; D: frostbite; E: sign
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B
There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off. How many are left? Choices: A: stimulus; B: none they are all copycats; C: alleyway; D: cats in the family; E: make
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A
What do you call a cow with no legs? Choices: A: ground beef; B: meat farm; C: furniture; D: stirk; E: bone
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D
What type of shoes do spies wear? Choices: A: shoe store; B: spike; C: shoemaker; D: sneakers; E: wearing
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E
When does yesterday come after today? Choices: A: serving; B: comma; C: exclamation; D: support; E: when in the dictionary
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A
What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Choices: A: nobody knows; B: science; C: momentum; D: armor; E: representation
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A
I can be written, I can be spoken, I can be exposed, I can be broken, What am I? Choices: A: news; B: like; C: cover; D: I am me; E: made
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C
What do spiders in Silicon Valley want to be when they grow up? Choices: A: barn spider; B: spider monkey; C: web designers; D: shed skin; E: young people
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C
Everyone has me except for a few. You may not be able to identify me but I can always identify you. What am I? Choices: A: affinity; B: scorecard; C: your fingerprints; D: NAME; E: features
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A
How do football players stay cool during games? Choices: A: stand next to fans; B: turn; C: hockey player; D: stayman; E: stadium
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D
You want to purchase 3-cent stamps. You're at the post office and waiting in line for your turn. How many 3-cent stamps you will get in a dozen? Choices: A: railroad track; B: box office; C: palmistry; D: 12; E: chamber
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E
I always follow my brother but you cannot see me, only him. You cannot hear him but you can hear me. What are we? Choices: A: follow him; B: touch; C: ear; D: soul brother; E: thunder lightning
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A
What is Marie Curie's favorite food? Choices: A: fission chips; B: cafeteria; C: doggy bag; D: snack; E: process
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A
Why did the boy bury his flashlight? Choices: A: because the batteries died; B: single; C: slave; D: it will shine in the dark; E: funerals
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C
You walk into a room and see a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimpanzee holding a banana. Which is the smartest the smartest animal in the room? Choices: A: birdbrain; B: swine; C: hopefully you; D: serum sickness; E: place
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A
If your aunt's brother is not your uncle, what relation is he to you? Choices: A: he is your father; B: mothers; C: his daughter; D: counterpoise; E: male child
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C
People buy me to eat but they never eat me. What am I? Choices: A: act; B: diet; C: plates and cutlery; D: baffled; E: brunch
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C
Two Indians are standing on a bridge one is the father of the other ones son. What is the relation between them? Choices: A: barbican; B: men; C: they are husband and wife; D: coat rack; E: stands
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D
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday? Choices: A: market day; B: school day; C: statement; D: yesterday today and tomorrow; E: washday
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D
What do babies and basketball players have in common? Choices: A: rabble; B: takeoffs; C: throw down; D: they dribble; E: commonage
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D
What does an envelope say when you lick it? Choices: A: gouge; B: rampart; C: it will recognize when you open it; D: nothing it just shuts up; E: white
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A
How many men were born last year? Choices: A: none only babies were born; B: no males; C: there were no women born; D: adults; E: only women
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