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This is great in a few ways , the obvious being that you won't get a different woman pregnant, therefore being a lot less likely to be caught and what many people seem to forget is that pregnancy increases breast size, yeah, that's right... bigger titties!

Since our brain reads text as a whole, according to Cambridge University, you can mix up the letters in the word as long as the first and the last letter is in the correct place. For Example: In Avnegres End Gmae, the ltitle red speuherro gtes inisde Tnhaos asre.

A couple of cracking blokes found an way to exploit the self-service machines in McDonalds. • Order ten hamburgers ($10) • Edit the hamburgers in the menu to remove the burger, leaving just ten buns (-$1) • Add an eleventh hamburger, it all its glory ($0) • Click ‘proceed to payment’ and it won’t ask for any money because the total order comes to zero • Enjoy your free hamburger and ten buns meal https://youtu.be/1oFpTNsPu_w

I’ve just read an article on BBC news which showed a man making money buy writing fake reviews for sellers on amazon. How would I go about doing this? The comments on the article mentioned that there is a website where sellers and reviewers speak to each other but I haven’t been able to find it myself. Thanks.

Noticed that some guys did this to my usual route: Waze diverted me to a different route even if there wasn’t any traffic.

Women miscarry all the time and are willing to part with nursery items for dirt cheap!

The noodles by me does not make any attempt to verify that the person grabbing the food is the same person that paid for the food online. I’ve always thought this knowledge might come in handy for someone who is on hard times and really really really needs a meal. I wouldn’t try it more than once at the same noodles, but this could be a useful “one time” tip for an emergency meal.

I'm just so sick of these guys sharking around my complex, taking cars that aren't blocking anything important or being a danger to anyone. Just getting $200 a pop for something with absolutely no benefit to society at all. Absolutely zero residents care for it, nobody CALLS them to tow someone, but the complex gets money so it stays. I've warned people their cars were being towed before as they were being hooked up, I'll give them a good finger if I see them hunting around, but honestly I'd love to kick it up a notch. I'm looking for anything I can do to inconvenience their "work" without breaking the law.

But be prepared to be bombarded by phone calls from them.

Keep your cup, register on the Starbucks app. Carry the cup everywhere you go. Go to a Starbucks any time and ask for a refill of black coffee (paper cup) or ice coffee (plastic cup). Scan your app, they don't check. Rinse and repeat. If they see you've not made a purchase through the app say you paid cash. If they say you've not been there the whole time say you've gone out to meet someone. If your cup gets damaged from all the reusing ask them to give you a new one, say it's leaky. Bonus: ask for extra espresso shots after scanning. Chances are they will not bother charging you.

You can also buy one item then return it after getting promo codes then buy the item you really want. Also, browse company's website and get offered random discount codes, sign up for email lists, leave something in cart and wait for automatic discount offers etc. This might take some time but ultimately worth it. I recently purchased a cell phone that was priced at $249.99 and after collecting 5 coupon codes I paid about $153 (including taxes and free shipping) 15% student discount 10% for leaving something in cart 5% for email sign up 5% for second email sign up (different email) $30 off for buying one item then returning after receiving coupon I might have gotten away with more coupons but some of them had an expiration date and I really wanted this device already. I noticed that two similar coupons couldn't be used. For example, two student discounts couldn't be applied but 2 email list worked. Proof here: https://imgur.com/a/YmhGqyg Happy ULPT!

Just don’t forget that eventually you will have to clear the balance owed with Uber!

When an officer pulls you over, finish your beer and add it to the container. You can tell the cop that you were just on your way to recycle your aluminum cans.

Due to circumstances out of my control in my current job (customer wrote an email to the CEO even though I was simply following our security protocol), I was instantly put on a final write-up. With that in mind, I'm at risk if I call out. I have an important job interview lined up tomorrow for a much better job with a much better company, however I'd like to make sure I still have a job where I am currently if it does not work out. I've used the "ate out last night, puked my brains out until this morning" excuse before, so I need something that will work. I was thinking of citing panic attacks (not inaccurate), and I'm working on getting my insurance cleared with a therapist. What should I say when I call out tomorrow, for the best chance at keeping my job? Preferably something they would not need verification of. Thanks!

If you want to take a screenshot of Snapchat on Android without the sender knowing, follow these steps: Make sure Snapchat is on the screen you want to screenshot. Navigate away from the app to another app using the app switcher. Go back to the app switcher and navigate to Snapchat but don't open it. Now take a screenshot. For the Pro-Pro tip: On Android Pie you can use pinch to zoom on the preview to get a larger screenshot but you have to screenshot while zooming and you have to be very careful not to zoom too much or else it will open the app.

I'm renting a office space for a side business I used to do. Long story short I got a new job and won't be doing this side business as much anymore, so I'd like to get out of the lease I'm currently on to avoid paying the next ~4-6months of rent for a space I won't use. I tried to talk to the landlord who said they'd put it up for rent again, but it's been over a month and they haven't started anything yet (which I kinda understand since from his point of view it's basically just free money for the next months by doing nothing). Afaik I don't have much other legal options.. Basically I'm at the point where I'd like to mess with them to at least get back at them, but ideally get him to realize that it might be less trouble letting me out early. The current situation is the following : - the building is on ground level, I have the smallest office in that building, but it's right at he entrance and near the main room of the two other businesses that are in that building - I have a large front window facing the entrance/parking lot - I have a thermostat in my office that controls the heating/cooling for the hallway an adjacent room Here's what I'm considering so far : - semi loud repetitive music every single day, updated maybe like once a week (found a nice +10hour long version of "I would walk 500 miles" on YT, but would appreciate any suggestions - setting up the thermostat to start every morning freezing cold, then raise it up to as high as it'll go for the rest of the afternoon. Rinse, repeat (I pay a fixed monthly fee for my share of the electric use) - hanging semi offensive posters on the window : 420 is right around the corner, and I have plenty of material for that. Should be a good way to get parents annoyed without affecting the kids. I thought about some more extreme stuff like "911 was an inside job" or other similar stuff that I could grab from r/infowarriorsride, but would rather avoid these topics as I strongly despise these (maybe something more along the lines of "praise Satan" than "chemtrails are controlling your mind") Things I'd like to avoid : - going too insane : I live not that far from that office, and will be passing near it from times to times, so can't start an actual war with these people - something too offensive for kids : the main other tenant is sometype of homework support program, so kids are around pretty often. Don't want to mess with them, but figured it shouldn't be too hard to get the paperwork worried without any harm to the kids (like the signs I mentioned above) Definitely open to any tips or suggestions at this point. I'm in CA btw if that makes any difference.

Of course, this will require some research before you go through with it, but I can attest this worked for me when I had to cancel my Good life fitness membership. Basically, you'll have to lie your way into cancelling the membership.

Missed appointments are terrible for blood donation centers (especially missed platelet donations because they block out 3 hours for those and have expensive machines which will sit idle. Once they realize you miss a lot of appointments, they won't call anymore. Worst case scenario you accidentally donate platelets and save some kid with cance

This just happened to me. I sold a high value camera body ($1800+) and thought I went through great efforts to describe any defect, which were really just scratches. The buyer claimed the USB wasn’t working, I know it was however as I used it to offload my pictures the night before shipping. That’s it, I’m fucked. It’s a “he said - she said” situation and the eBay rep said to partially refund him or accept a return, shipping on me. If I fight it eBay will side with the buyer and he will get a refund and keep the camera. If you’ve ever dealt with eBay you know returns are dangerous. You often get back completely different items or just rocks and then must prove it to eBay in order to get refund.

Been doing this for at least 10 years, have had much sex because of it.

Writing 'appreciate you guys/love you' gets me more food 9/10 times.

So as the title says, if you are struggling to make your student loan payments... Even if you're already on IBR plans, you can lower your payments even further by claiming dependents. Because some right-wing pro-lifers served on the Education Committee, dependents count at conception. So you can lower your monthly payments even further with dependent deductions. Especially useful if you qualify for Public Service Loan Forgiveness. That money is going to get forgiven anyway in 10 years, so pay as little now as you can! Maybe you'll get lucky and get twins or triplets! I'm pretty sure the abortion doesn't cost anything extra and you get to claim all of those fetuses. . . . .. . BTW I'm not a horrible person.... But I do think it was worth pointing out how fucked up the system is that this is a possibility....

Different order every time but who doesn’t like everything on the menu? It’s not like they check IDs.

I will literally never get that sub. Just get a credit card.

If you make a "good faith effort to pay" medical bills, student loans, credit cards, they can't be sent to collections. As long as you offer to pay 20 bucks a month till its paid and those will often go in to settlement for half payment and closing the bill.

They're only going to respond by improving conditions to raise employee morale, it's a no brainer. I guess this would only work in smaller workplaces where your sphere of influence can noticeably tip the scales though. Source: I now enjoy a significantly chiller boss and as many God damn bacon and egg sandwiches that I can eat every Monday and Wednesday morning

You need a hotel nice enough to have a business center, but not a 4 or 5 star hotel that might make you sign into the computer.

This just happened to me, I didn't even ask for a refund but they offered it. Just wished I'd ordered something more expensive! I ordered some football boots (soccer cleats for our American friends) and they were delivered to my local Amazon Locker this morning. I have done this dozens of times before without a problem. However, this time I didn't get the email with the code in for the locker, so I can't collect them. I got onto chat with Amazon customer support and explained the situation. They said they would get me the code in 24 hours. I said no way I need the item today (I actually do!). They said they would refund the item and I could keep it, and they would get me the code as soon as possible. This was an hour ago but I don't have the code yet. I told them I needed it by 6pm (that's 5 hours away at the time of writing) so let's see what happens. I already got my refund though.

Alternatively, if applicable, tell them their pet has died. Anything to get them crying. Calm kids have to wait, so do what you need to to get them screaming before visiting the nurse.

How do I make a Snapchat story look live on iPhone.

Getting a job at a faith-based organization or company will have you working less days yet earning similar pay when compared to your secular job having counterparts. For the interview you can exaggerate your affiliation to that religious sect to up your chances at getting the job. Depending on your job, you can get holidays such as Good Friday, Yom Kippur, Eid-Al-Fitr etc. off! Retail workers: working at Chick-fil-a gets you Sundays off

Drawing on their face makes it less likely they'll notice, and more likely the drawing will remain on them for longer. Better yet, they might go out in public if they don't look in a mirror first.

I think one of the ways a sex-worker can be most successful is through repeat clients and one of the best ways to get a repeat client is to convince them they’re special to you. With this in mind, I developed The Podrick Gambit, a simple system to greatly increase number of repeat customers. It’s relatively simple, upon first meeting just really ham up how great it was for you and (like with Podrick from GoT) say it was so good you couldn’t possibly charge. This will leave any customer feeling like a champ and happy with your service. It is very likely they’ll come back to you thinking they can get more on the freeski. At this point they’ll be hooked and you’ll have to break the news, your boss is super pissed you didn’t charge for the last time. You still want to meet, you need that good good loving, but if you do you’ll have to charge. Pretend it’s a discounted rate. Boom, repeat customers 9/10 times.

It will show them that you truly value them above all others and smack down the barriers that may exist in your relationship

It will show them that you truly value them above all others and smack down the barriers that may exist in your relationship

Tomorrow I have to go to a bible lecture because my mom is die-hard christian and I would rather not sit and listen to some old guy for 5 hours. Pls help

I ordered an iPad mini 2 to amazon locker and instead I got the first generation I was wondering if there was a way of keeping the iPad and getting a refund for it. Sticker on iPad even says iPad mini 2

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So my friend (female) got jumped by a group of females from another school, and because one of the girls got a black eye from my friend, she decided to start telling everyone I kicked her in the face. Obviously to anyone with any intelligence it’s clear I didn’t kick her in the face, and she hasn’t went to the police which I think is pretty suggestive that she’s talking out her arse. Anyways, due to the fact whenever a male is accused of hurting a female a huge following attacks that male, whether he did anything or not, I am currently on the receiving end of a shit load of bollocks and the fact my reputation of generally being a nice guy has been absolutely ruined has pushed me to being on the verge of killing myself. How can I go about getting revenge? I’ve contacted the police in regards to possibly prosecuting her for defamation of character or something similar, but the barrage of shit won’t stop coming. Even if a judge ruled her guilty and me innocent, I honestly doubt anything would change because most people are idiots and once that label is attached, you can’t get rid of it.

From experience on the receiving end :)

Take a sip on your exhale - looks like steam

I think I got bamboozled.

Someone's bound to write an article about it. Pepper in how there's some sort of small financial crisis with you or your family and you might even get a GoFundMe out of it.

Ten months ago I spent $80 on a specialty hole punch with a very specific shape. It's the same shape that my neighborhood, national-chain lunch spot uses for their loyalty card program. (Visit so many times, punch your card, and you get a reward) Today, I broke even. I didn't get greedy. I took my time and spaced out my visits. This is the long-con. It's all profit from here on out

I've been diagnosed with BPD, General Depressive, General Anxiety, and PTSD. I'm a full time student, work 10hrs a week at the school newspaper, and another 20 at my main job. Getting through the day is near impossible for me but I've been (barely) holding myself together since the quarter started and slogging my way through everything while pretending I'm fine. Today I woke up with this extreme desire to just die and disappear and I knew I had work but I was in such a bad mental place I just ignored it and went back to sleep. I also woke up really naseous and my stomach hurt like hell. I really should have just called in sick and I would be fine, but I couldn't will myself to do anything other than lie there and cry myself back to sleep. My boss just emailed me asking where I was and why I didn't show up. I don't know how to respond to her at all. I can't lose this job, if I do I won't be able to pay rent and if I become homeless I will probably just lose all will to live. Anyone have any advice?

So I bought an autograph item, but his proof said he had one he's selling 4, and the price seemed to good to be true he tried to say let's met up for the item even though I paid the shipping, and the thing I paid for is 700+ now we said he shipped it and it takes a month what you think should do?

I've noticed the Trump supporters call anyone off brand a snowflake and it seems to work great for them. It's a combination of idiocy and arrogance that are very difficult to argue with, so it just shuts people down.

I used to work at RW&CO., and they have an employee discount of 50% off that you can use on your first day of work. Since they only pay minimum wage, staff turnover is high. They also always hired 2x or even 3x the regular amount of staff around Christmas time. Best of all they have “pre-tailored” suits to fit almost anyone without needing expensive additional alterations. All you might need is a bit of a hem on the pant legs but that’s only $15 at a local tailoring chain. $500 suit down to $250 with your discount. Bonus points if you get hired on a Monday let’s say, and your first shift on Wednesday. You could buy the suit on Tuesday with your discount, and then just quit on Wednesday before your shift and never actually have to work!

It works best with “unpopular” or controversial opinions that reddit is biased towards.

It only works once or twice before your friends catch on, but sometimes that's all you need. This is especially useful in D&D, because the people sitting next to you aren't playing against you (usually), so they'll be more likely to go along with your phantom-floor-advantage-roll.

Just did this. I said I’d like to switch the service to the name of a other person who lives with me. Got the new customer price which saves me $30.

Whenever you go out somewhere (this works better with entertainment venues or camps than restaurants or retail) ask to see their lost and found bin. You could claim that you lost something recently (or a few months ago depending on the venue) and take things out of the lost and found bin. I've done this several times at different locations. One time I needed a pair of shorts at a gymnasium and I saw a cold Penn State hat. I must’ve said something because the employees told me to take it because it had been there for so long (don’t worry, I washed it twice). Chances are that the lost and found is pretty old, so they'll be more than willing to get rid of the stuff. This tip is great if you like to collect water bottles/nalgenes or sunglasses or something else.

This will only work for subjects where retakes are possible and uncapped. For example if both twins are studying Maths, Geography, Physics, and History. Twin A will exclusively focus on Maths and Physics and twin B on Geography and History. Twin A will ace Maths and Physics but fail Geography and History. The opposite applies for twin B When it's retake time Twin A and B will swap in the exam hall and ace the exams under the other twins name.

ULPT: If you have an old building you can't afford to repair and maintain properly, be sure to use a national crisis as a GoFundMe opportunity. Bonus: Say it was an accident to collect insurance money on priceless works of art.

For whatever reason, people often give those comments silver or even gold sometimes, you may as well try your luck and hope for the best

She/he will also appreciate it a lot while you are together

I'm going to travel in a few weeks what the best website to find escort /hooker that won't be a cop or screw me over the price also what tips you recommend if they're in the hotel

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This sub sure loves to gild posts about gold itself.

I have found that the best trick is to steal the girl's drinks at the bar. In the hopes of being roofied. If you know the busy times at the bar you can make it home before it hits. Not for beginners

Tell the waiter you'll tip in cash and be extra thankful. Wait for them to thank you back, and then walk back into the kitchen. Sign the merchant copy and then just get up and leave quickly. If they really wanted a handout, they'd earn it the proper way: standing outside with a cardboard sign.

I have found that the best trick is to steal the girl's drinks at the bar. In the hopes of being roofied. If you know the busy times at the bar you can make it home before it hits. Not for beginners

Also, close to the end of the class ask a friend to leave the classroom earlier and give you his backpack, leave the classroom with the backpack, but first make sure to talk to the teacher asking him to let you sign the attendance sheet, since you was in the 'bathroom' and missed it. The fact that you joined the class without a backpack and are leaving with one will convince him that you was there since the beginning. If the class is big enough he won't notice that you missed most of it.

I use the website usTVgo.net to stream channels to my roku using the app TV Cast. It's a pretty cool app and they've got different versions for most smart TV and streaming devices out there. Just bring up the website in the TV Cast browser, tap the button and it casts it to your device

So the title says it all. The app can save photos, videos, gifs, websites and in addition to that you can save social media posts, notes, music, etc. from any app and store it in one place. ​ If you'd like to know when the Android version comes out comment below and we'll add you name to our list. You'll be PM'd when it comes out (1.5 months).

I placed a warranty claim for a 3 year old ceramic coated grill grate, about $90 to replace, because it had a spot of rust on one edge. They didn’t ask for a photo or anything of that nature and processed/approved the claim in less than 24 hours. Furthermore, their warranty site didn’t properly capture the second line of my shipping address at work, so I had to email and fix that issue just after I got the shipping confirmation. The woman said not to worry and she would update it and I might get two grates but it was unlikely. I ended up with two grates!

I booked an AirBnB that isn’t exactly what was listed but I’m not entirely sure if it’s enough to get it refunded. Walls are paper thin I can hear the next door tenant (think townhouse but a little more separate) talking as well as literally everything outside and the whole thing is a little ghetto. How could I make sure when I talk to AirBnB that I get it refunded? I got a hotel and am headed out but would still like to get this money back obviously

Credit for this idea come from [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Advice/comments/bclg2v/had_a_weird_airbnb_stay_should_i_contact_airbnb/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) on r/Advice

Credit for this idea comes from [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Advice/comments/bclg2v/had_a_weird_airbnb_stay_should_i_contact_airbnb/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) on r/Advice

Any trespasser can be considered a squatter; if you are a homeless person, a tenant who has stopped paying rent or even if you have a faulty deed, you may fall under this category. Squatter's rights, or adverse possession, allow trespassers to enter someone else's property and get title to it without payment or compensation. They can gain access to a right-of-way or to the entire property. Many states, including California, allow squatters to gain legal possession of property as long as they comply with certain legal requirements. Occupy the property for the required period of time. You must be physically on the premises, and the property must be unused by the original property owner. Take open, notorious and continuous possession of the property; the possession must be hostile. This means you must let everyone see that you are using the property or improving it for your use. In states such as California, the continuous use must last for at least five years. This can't be an occasional or temporary use or else the time period for continuous possession will reset.

Loud and proud, but more importantly say before ordering. Prevent that costly T-bone, second or even third margarita with hope in the ones with which you dine have more of a conscience than you to keep that tab low.

Optionally make sure to advertise on old media and blame young people if ever there is a problem in the stores

Well it’s important to note that a lot of modern smartphones (iPhones for sure) have time stamps on pictures that show when saved to Camera Roll; which means if your supervisor saves the picture you send to them to their own camera roll it might show it was taken days, weeks, or months prior. Get around this possible trap door by taking a screenshot of the original picture thus giving it a new time stamp and the current date

I feel like I should say I don't condone this behaviour but I know it works.

Create a local online listing for the same car with similar extras, mileage etc at a lower price. Use this listing as a negotiating tactic to reduce the seller's asking price - "Man look I can get nearly the same car for $3k less you have to drop the price a bit"

I feel I shouldn't have to say this but DO NOT DO THIS IN PUBLIC. And I should also mention that I have no idea how well this works for women and would love to know if it does.

If it can hide the scratches for a few hours that'd be okay. The toothpaste, etc methods seem to be more of a long term and less effective. I just want something that's short term and more effective.

Step 1: Make random zombie sounds around friends to acclimate them to the growls. Step 2: Zombie apocalypse. Step 3: Get bitten either accidentally or on purpose. Step 4: Hide wound. Step 5: Turn near your survivor friend. Step 6: Approach your meal with an extra .5 seconds before they think to check due to their subconscious familiarisation with the random growls the undead emit. Step 7: Do it.

So long as it's a petty crime, it is unlikely it'd be investigated but will show up when estimating the market value of the house, potentially saving you some money.

Was helping set up for an event at a hotel with paid parking (crowded city) the other day and I asked staff if I had to pay parking since I was just there to set up an event for them and wasn’t a guest. They told me to head to the front desk with my parking pass and ask to get it comped. When I brought it to the front desk they stamped it with a stamp that read “validated”. After that I had free parking. The thing is, they didn’t check to see whether or not I was actually on event staff. I was wearing jeans and a t-shirt, no uniform of any kind, and the front desk just stamped my pass without question. So next time you’re at a hotel with paid parking see if you can get it compensated if you’re “just here to set something up”.

I've opened a student bank account in Ireland and Holland without being a student and have not been asked for proof in either countries. The rates are cheaper and you can also get cheap insurance too.

Start every phone call with, “my phone is about to die.” That way when you get bored, you can hang up.

If you hate someone in your workplace, use their profile pic and set it up for grindr so anyone else who uses it will think that person is gay (only works for male target) but you can be a male/female

At Fantasmic they had blocked people off from sitting in the rows that were full and were directing people to the shitty seating up top. Just tell the cast member your family is down there waiting for you and they’ll likely let you through. Say you left your children down there and they’ll 100% let you in. This would probably work at Beauty and the Beast And Indiana Jones too.

Most of the time professors will have the same, or at least similar, exams between the two so ask your friend how the exam went.

Let me just start off by saying this method takes a little bit of work to pull off, but it gets easy the more you do it. To do this, you'll need a smartphone with My Disney Experience and Adobe Photoshop Mix installed. Part 1: Find any ride on the app that has the same time you want, reserve it, then screenshot it in the My Plans section. Then still on the app, find the ride you actually want to go on and screenshot the part with the title and the picture. Part 2: Go into Photoshop, make a new project, select custom canvas and make the size the same size as your phone, only a little taller. Then in Photoshop, add a new image of the first screenshot you made. Then, separate the top and bottom so there is blank space in the middle, then create a new layer and fill it white. Send the white layer to the back. Now add a new layer and choose the second screenshot you made. On the right side, tap on your layer, then hit the cut out button. Drag your finger across the name and picture of the ride you wanted, then hit the check mark. Take the new layer and move it on top of the name and picture of the other ride. Now once you're done hit the share button on the top and save it to your camera roll. Part 3: Open up your photo and zoom it slightly so you can scroll the image. Close your phone and put it in your pocket. Now go in the FastPass line for the ride you want and scan your ticket or Magic Band. You'll see a blue light on the scanner. Ask what the blue light means and the person will tell you there's a different FastPass for this time, tell him you just swapped the FastPass a couple of seconds ago. Now pull out your phone and show him the photo. It is crucial that you slowly scroll the photo up and down and try not to trigger the photo menu. If you do successfully scroll the photo, the person will think it's the app and he'll believe you. If you don't scroll at all, the person will try to and it'll trigger the photo menu, ruining your attempt. If you done everything right, the person will let you on. Once you're on, go ahead and cancel the FastPass on the app. You can repeat this as many times you want. I've did this 10 times across Magic Kingdom, Epcot and Hollywood Studios with a 100% success rate. Using this method, I was able to get in the FastPass lines for... * Spaceship Earth * Soarin' * Space Mountain * Pirates of the Caribbean * Splash Mountain * Seven Dwarfs' Mine Train * Big Thunder Mountain Railroad * Star Tours: The Adventures Continue * The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror * Rock n' Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith Obviously there's no guarantee this will work 100% of th time, especially once more and more people start doing it. If you do fail trying this, just wait a little bit for the person working the line to swap and try again. Good luck.

Or is that a SLPT, cannot really tell.

Let me be clear, this is NOT a weapon, it's a camera. It just happens to be capable of surviving a 30,000 foot drop, even if it does so on the noggin of a would-be rapscallion. If you are ever mugged, the smartest thing to do is just give them whatever they ask for. If you happen to have a GoPro with you, specifically one on a leveraged arm, you technically *could* use it to bludgeon them half to death, but it wouldn't be advised.

ULPT: if you want to commit insurance fraud, make sure you have state farm. They cut their entire fraud department after realizing they were spending more trying to stop fraud then just paying out the few claims from dishonest people.

You get routed to the same customer service and just say what I did: “I chose the wrong choice, where should I be directed?” They’ll ask what you need help with and bada-bing, bada-boom, you’re in.

May sound petty but long story short, family member I though I trusted WILL NOTA fuck off about school and shit like that, despite knowing I have a few mental issues like anxiety and shit and it makes me want to kill myself literally. Tonight I said basically “I’m done with your shit. Respect me or fuck off.” And they don’t give a fuck. How do I make them feel terrible? Temporary obviously

I get my contacts from Cosco, but I’m sure it would work anywhere. Each year I get my vision checked, I get my prescription. (If you don’t mind trying a new brand), tell your doctor your contacts have been uncomfortable and you want to try a new lens. Wear your trial lens and go back a week later with excuses such as “I accidentally washed them out in the shower and need a new trial lens”, etc. A few weeks later, go back and ask for a trial pair of your old lens brand, so you can compare. Now you have 3 pairs of contacts. That’s one shy of an entire box, so you just saved 3 quarters of your cost!

If you just bought a cat or dog and need them spayed/neutered and need all of the shots. There's a grant at some clinics that allow you to get it done for free if you found them on the streets as it's a "community pet".

This post is almost exclusively for that one retard 2 days ago, hi friend

There's this guy that I used to look up to, he was so amazing at art and made a business out of it and used to give me advice and made me believe that I could be a succesful artist like him. Well, fast forward a couple of years and I realised that the majority of his art was stolen. He's moved to London to pursue his art career, sells in galleries and does shows, and this makes me so so angry. I called him out on it (anonymously) and contacted all the artists I could that he had stolen from. His business page then vanished and I thought that was that, but he's just put it up again with even more stolen work. I want to actually destroy him at this point, he's so arrogant about his 'talent' and even refers to himself as a 'we' on his business page, giving the idea that it's a big company with multiple people when in fact it is just him, his laptop, and a good quality printer. How can I take him down? I'd happily have him harassed into oblivion, so will post his details if that's ok

I'm a motorcyclist and I have an issue: the best roads near where I live are unfortunately plagued by strategically placed speed cameras, which serve no purpose other than generating revenue. How do I avoid getting caught while not looking too suspicious if I get stopped? (so no flip up plate holders, no covering plate)

The person won’t want to call a cute dog racist or anything and will likely drop it.

“Damn, that guy was all over me out there!” “Why the hell would you pass it!?” You’ll also be in perfect position to make it look like you were trying when the ball is inevitably turned over! “Damn, I was right on top of that guy but he just had me beat!”

I’m 16 and the rates are abysmal.