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the-reddit-irl-dataset

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i2wam87

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7i87/meirl/i2wam87/

Aww now it’s okay because somebody said something funny on twitter!

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i2wakuj

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wakuj/

*chad music starts to play*

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i2wahat

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt4noh/meirl/i2wahat/

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i2wah79

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wah79/

if your not walkin like spider-man youre doing it wrong

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i2wafzs

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wafzs/

I pick Bill cypher

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i2wa7kz

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7igz/meirl/i2wa7kz/

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i2wa2xk

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7igz/meirl/i2wa2xk/

When you stick with what you know works

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i2w9ttc

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt6jzh/meirl/i2w9ttc/

Humans are so ick tho

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i2w9p1o

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt8f3t/meirl/i2w9p1o/

You have to take your clothes off before you get in!

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i2w9nuh

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tskaf0/meirl/i2w9nuh/

I'm in this picture and I *do* like it

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i2w9l80

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsw83z/me_irl/i2w9l80/

Daddy, I only a brown nose on the brown guy. Where is everyone else’s?

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i2w9fil

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt8v9v/meirl/i2w9fil/

Alpha Moves only with this guy.

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i2w9fc5

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w9fc5/

I kazotsky kick my way through shallow areas.

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i2w9dqv

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsnxw4/meirl/i2w9dqv/

Relatable

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i2w9cbm

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt8v9v/meirl/i2w9cbm/

r/FoundSatan

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i2w9bus

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w9bus/

all depending on how i feel

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i2w9bc6

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7c3h/meirl/i2w9bc6/

This but without a car

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i2w9acz

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w9acz/

[every time](https://imgur.com/a/GpQG7OG)

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i2w98zk

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsznwa/meirl/i2w98zk/

I do

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i2w980t

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsoi2y/meirl/i2w980t/

What made you think of this to post this

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i2w976k

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w976k/

Adapt. Overcome. Improvise.

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i2w8tfp

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt1gcn/meirl/i2w8tfp/

I was once on a training ground for attack helos. We had an EOD guide with us in case of unexploded ordinance. I saw something on the ground and asked how he knew if that was still a live round. He proceeded to poke it with a stick then said it was fine. It took several minutes for my butthole to depucker.

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i2w8nhl

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w8nhl/

All and more

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i2w8mjd

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tk71cq/meirl/i2w8mjd/

Tis a strange reaction to having content whenever we want it just by choosing to only subscribe to one of those lol

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i2w8mgu

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w8mgu/

Obviously the second photo

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i2w8k2o

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w8k2o/

Bro I always did 2 and 3

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i2w8hjh

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w8hjh/

CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE

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i2w8goi

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w8goi/

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i2w8gjb

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsw83z/me_irl/i2w8gjb/

"They're all around us, sweetie. Those are the clowns."

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i2w8fxe

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w8fxe/

Gotta try this new feet first technique

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i2w8bja

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/toaju0/meirl/i2w8bja/

Yes it is. Slavery still existing nowadays in many countries in Africa and Middle East

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i2w8bb0

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7igz/meirl/i2w8bb0/

"In an order that might surprise you"

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i2w8b5t

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsvcw3/meirl/i2w8b5t/

Same!

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i2w804s

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w804s/

I’m the 3rd guy

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i2w7zv6

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7igz/meirl/i2w7zv6/

You missed endgame

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i2w7zrd

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w7zrd/

Depends

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i2w7wz7

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt3j39/me_irl/i2w7wz7/

To and from work in my truck, in the bathroom at work, with friends on a walk... the list goes on and on

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i2w7uhi

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w7uhi/

I do #3 but with my chest towards the ground.

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i2w7u6b

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7ibq/meirl/i2w7u6b/

This is me with $10 dresses! Sometimes I find them for $4 at Gabe's!!!! What a deal!

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i2w7tcx

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w7tcx/

Crab and cryptid

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i2w7r6b

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w7r6b/

1. When you’ve had enough. 2. Normal/little goofy. 3. Wanna have fun

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i2w7ock

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w7ock/

All plus the 3rd one reversed

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i2w7mf3

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w7mf3/

Yes

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i2w7lwy

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt8f3t/meirl/i2w7lwy/

Home is where your toilt perfectly fits your ass.

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i2w7k95

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w7k95/

The bottom one it’s the most fun

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i2w7k6b

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt8f3t/meirl/i2w7k6b/

Sadly, my new place has the hot and cold reversed in the shower because it was BUILT BY SADISTS. Needless to say, after nearly three dcades of using a normal shower every night is an adventure.

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i2w7je9

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7me2/me_irl/i2w7je9/

I prefer the “Superman” approach…

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i2w7iep

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w7iep/

I'm doing them al but most the 3th one head first, second the 2nd pic 3th the 3th pic and last the 1st pic

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i2w7fxo

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w7fxo/

third 😂

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i2w7esj

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7i87/meirl/i2w7esj/

u/fuckswithducks

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i2w7ege

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt2emf/meirl/i2w7ege/

Dude, it's not like some serial killer that's in jail is going to show up in your house. Ghost appear out of nowhere and can be anywhere. That's scary.

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i2w7e8x

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt8f3t/meirl/i2w7e8x/

Have lived in my new apt for almost a year. Still can not figure out this fuckng shower.

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i2w7cmz

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w7cmz/

All 3.

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i2w7a7w

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tskaf0/meirl/i2w7a7w/

that’s just how you walk in and then how you walk out

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i2w79ul

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w79ul/

2

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i2w78f4

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tssk6f/meirl/i2w78f4/

and that can be solved

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i2w77rh

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w77rh/

I di the last one

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i2w74sr

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w74sr/

Hands walking, legs floating

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i2w744u

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w744u/

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i2w73lq

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w73lq/

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i2w714e

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w714e/

Third one but my stomach is facing down, when I was little I did it cuz I was pretending to be an alligator but now I just do it out of have and it feels easier and more fun than just walking through the shallow end of a pool.

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i2w6y8f

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tskaf0/meirl/i2w6y8f/

i dont walk i just imitate a aligator

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i2w6xq4

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsym57/meirl/i2w6xq4/

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i2w6wox

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w6wox/

Crocodile stile

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i2w6u1g

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w6u1g/

All depends on if I'm walking into the water, or coming out of it, and if it's cold/windy outside the water. If the water is warm, but the air is cold and I'm coming out of the water, I will do #2 or 3 to stay submerged as long as possible. If I'm walking into the water, #1.

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i2w6tpn

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w6tpn/

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i2w6pin

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w6pin/

All of the above

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i2w6mfu

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsv7ft/meirl/i2w6mfu/

ATTENTION 6 FOOT IS NOW MANLET 6.3 IS THE NEW MINIMUM ITS BEYOND OVER BUDDY BOYOS

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i2w6hyd

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tskaf0/meirl/i2w6hyd/

Second one always.

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i2w6dx0

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w6dx0/

All. All is good.

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i2w6d51

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w6d51/

3 for sure

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i2w65ig

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7hon/meirl/i2w65ig/

That sounds about right..

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i2w64fb

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt1gcn/meirl/i2w64fb/

I had a SSgt during MCT. We were doing the grenade throw. I stuttered out, “Staff Sergeant, do you ever worry about anyone dropping the grenade.” He just half hung his head and said, “I don’t even care anymore.” Over the course of my life this statement has gone from incredibly saddening to hilarious (later in the fleet) to, “Damn, I hope that guy’s alright,” but also 30% hilarious.

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i2w63fw

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/ts7j0w/meirl/i2w63fw/

Pseudo intellectuals

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i2w618k

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt8bw8/meirl/i2w618k/

Where is monkey movement

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i2w5v17

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsn2ou/meirl/i2w5v17/

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i2w5tb0

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w5tb0/

We liked to crawl in the water on our hands with stomach pointing down.

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i2w5sc6

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7di4/meirl/i2w5sc6/

And he doesn't have a college degree. Is grossly incompetent at his job yet still manages to avoid getting fired.

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i2w5s8g

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w5s8g/

Much easier to just spin your head 180 degrees. Survivable

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i2w5ppe

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt1tbb/meirl/i2w5ppe/

Become chaos and tell them exactly what it is, if they want it then it's not your problem

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i2w5ozh

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tskaf0/meirl/i2w5ozh/

Lay on my back and drag myself along with my hands. Really the least effort needed.

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i2w5orm

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt1tbb/meirl/i2w5orm/

“It’s not spicy, you won’t like it”

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i2w5o6e

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w5o6e/

2 and 3

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i2w5mek

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w5mek/

The last two are the only correct answers

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i2w5kwd

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w5kwd/

they just saw the xbox 360

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i2w5ayv

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt8f3t/meirl/i2w5ayv/

You’ve not been in many hotels have you?

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i2w5ant

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w5ant/

Its me

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i2w58w6

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w58w6/

both 2 and 3

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i2w56mn

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w56mn/

Yeah I definitely don’t want to imagine what we would do with blow holes.

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i2w56ja

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7ejz/meirl/i2w56ja/

No.

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i2w55vy

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w55vy/

Number 4

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i2w55lx

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w55lx/

Hmmm.

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i2w4vcd

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7i87/meirl/i2w4vcd/

Best government ex[p](https://youtu.be/QrJSHIys5mM)ense I’ve ever seen. Love it

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i2w4tzm

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7di4/meirl/i2w4tzm/

Rick Grimes moment.

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i2w4tkt

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w4tkt/

All three at the same time

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i2w4s58

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w4s58/

Why you need to know😳

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i2w4rmy

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt8bw8/meirl/i2w4rmy/

I do all of these

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i2w4p5h

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7c3h/meirl/i2w4p5h/

Or emptiness of your wallet.

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i2w4k4p

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt8f3t/meirl/i2w4k4p/

Button goes in, water comes out, you can't explain that!

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i2w4i61

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2w4i61/

SEBULBA! HE ALWAYS WINS!