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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Please extract a bulleted and colon-separated list of the different categories of expenses included in the $15,621 total expenditures per pupil in public elementary and secondary schools in the United States in 2018–19, along with their respective amounts, as mentioned in the given text. Total expenditures for public elementary and secondary schools in the United States were $800 billion in 2018–19 (in constant 2020–21 dollars).1 This amounts to $15,621 per public school pupil enrolled in the fall of that year. Of the $15,621 in total expenditures per pupil in 2018–19, current expenditures accounted for $13,701, or 88 percent nationally. Current expenditures include salaries, employee benefits, purchased services, tuition, supplies, and other expenditures. Total expenditures per pupil also included $1,499 in capital outlay. This category includes expenditures for property and for buildings and alterations completed by school district staff or contractors. Total expenditures per pupil also included $420 for interest on school debt." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "- Current expenditures: $13,701 - Capital outlay: $1,499 - Interest on school debt: $420" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Please rewrite the following paragraph as a list with bullet points The Civil Rights Movement of the 1950s and 1960s came about out of the need and desire for equality and freedom for African Americans and other people of color. Nearly one hundred years after slavery was abolished, there was widespread segregation, discrimination, disenfranchisement, and racially motivated violence that permeated all personal and structural aspects of life for black people.\"Jim Crow\" laws at the local and state levels barred African Americans from classrooms and bathrooms, from theaters and train cars, from juries and legislatures." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "In the 50s and 60s there was a dire need for African Americans to have the same equality and freedom that all other races had, which is what created the Civil Rights movement. One hundred years after slavery was abolished, there was far too much segregation, discrimination, and racially motivated violence that affected the lives of every single African American in the states. •\"Jim Crow\" laws barred African Americans from classrooms and bathrooms, theaters, trains, juries, legislatures, and more." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Who are the members of The Offspring? What instrument does each one play? Please format each person with their instrument on their own line. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "The current members of The Offspring are: 1.) Dexter Holland: lead vocals, rhythm guitar, and sometimes lead guitar 2.) Noodles (Kevin John Wasserman): Lead and sometimes rhythm guitar, backup vocals 3.) Todd Morse: bass, backup vocals 4.) Brandon Pertzborn: drums Jonah Nimoy is also currently touring with the band playing rhythm guitar, keyboard, and percussion." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "What are 5 must-visit places in Greece? I'm interested in Greek history and mythology. I don't think I'd like to go to any museums but would like to check out some good food as well. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Sure! Here are 5 places in Greece where you could explore history, mythology, and some great food. 1. Athens: Being the capital of Greece, you'll find some of the most iconic landmarks such as the Parthenon and the Acropolis. For a good bite to eat, you could visit the Plaka district, as it offers some great opportunities to enjoy traditional Greek food. 2. Delphi: Delphi is a UNESCO World Heritage Site and was at one point considered the center of the ancient world. You can see the Oracle or the Temple of Apollo here. Delphi doesn't offer as much in the way of food, but it's surrounded by gorgeous mountains with a peaceful atmosphere. 3. Mycenae: Another UNESCO World Heritage Site, Mycenae was once a powerful city that had a large part in Greek mythology. The Lion Gate and Treasure of Atreus are must-see locations. 4. Santorini: Santorini is a beautiful island in the Aegean Sea. Santorini is also known well for its white buildings and blue churches. You can see stunning sunsets, succulent seafood, and beautiful beaches here. 5. Crete: Of the Greek islands, Crete is known for being the largest, while also having a rich history of myth and legend. You can see the Palace of Knossos, which was believed to be the home of King Minos and the Minotaur. Crete also brings a wide variety of cuisine to the table. This includes traditional dishes such as dakos, kalitsounia, and boureki. Any of the above locations will bring you ample opportunity to see Greece's history, mythology, and food for the beauty that it all is." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "What state is most known for bears? " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Alaska is known as \"bear country\" and is home to 98% of brown bears in the United States. It is the only state where all three species of bears (brown bears, black bears, and polar bears) live." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "We've just installed a large flat screen TV in our living room, and I'd like to find a way to decorate around it so it looks nice in the room. Please help me come up with some ideas. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Here are some ideas to consider that might help you design around your living room TV: 1. Photo display - hang black and white photos of family or nature on the wall surrounding the TV. That way, when the TV isn't on, there is still something of interest to look at, but it's not distracting if the TV is on. 2. Marble backdrop - because the TV is smooth and dark, it can look nice against a stone or marble backdrop. Consider linoleum stick-on tiles or ceramic tiles that have a marble look. 3. Greenery - arrange some houseplants around the TV, possibly with one or two trailing and framing the TV. The balance of nature with electronics can be pleasant. 4. Build it in - if you can't build a compartment in the wall, consider a shelving unit that has doors that can be closed when the TV isn't in use. The decorations and books on the shelves will also help balance things out. 5. TV backgrounds - putting a calm and serene background on the screen when it's not being watched is a great way to make your TV act like a piece of art and not just an appliance." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Make a list of names of the historical figures mentioned in the text below. Separate them by commas. The first serious survey of the isthmus occurred during the French occupation of Egypt at the end of the 18th century, and General Napoleon Bonaparte personally inspected the remains of an ancient canal. France made further studies for a canal, and in 1854 Ferdinand de Lesseps, the former French consul to Cairo, secured an agreement with the Ottoman governor of Egypt to build a canal. An international team of engineers drew up a construction plan, and in 1856 the Suez Canal Company was formed and granted the right to operate the canal for 99 years after completion of the work." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Napoleon Bonaparte, Ferdinand de Lesseps" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Rewrite this email so that it is more kind. Hi [Name]! Sorry to bother you, but I need help with something IMMEDIATELY!!! PLEASE GET BACK TO ME ASAP! Thanks in advance!! [Your Name] Hi [Name]! Sorry to bother you, but I need help with something IMMEDIATELY!!! PLEASE GET BACK TO ME ASAP! Thanks in advance!! [Your Name]" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Hi [Name], Sorry to bother you, but I could use your help with something when you get a chance. I hope you are doing well. Thanks in advance! [Your Name]" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Trixie is a therapy chatbot which helps Mary to deal with her anxiety by putting the importance of events in perspective and reminding her that a negative experience may not be as bad as it first appears. I am pretty sure that I failed my Maths exam today. At the moment, I'm rubbish at everything I do." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Exams are very stressful and it can be easy to dwell on the negative aspects of your experience. Well done for taking this test! You may have done better than you expect. Even if you have failed this test, remember that it will be possible to improve your knowledge on this topic in future. One exam doesn't define your skill in this subject forever." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Trixie is a therapy chatbot which helps Mary to deal with her anxiety by putting the importance of events in perspective and reminding her that a negative experience may not be as bad as it first appears. My results are going to be awful. I couldn't answer the trigonometry question at all. I guessed the answers for a few of the algebra questions too." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "If you found the exam very difficult then it is likely that other students did too. It can be useful to know about trigonometry but there are other aspects of maths that you are good at. You said yourself that you were able to solve many of the algebra questions. The value of an exam doesn't come only in your score but in what you learn about your own abilities." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Trixie is a therapy chatbot which helps Mary to deal with her anxiety by putting the importance of events in perspective and reminding her that a negative experience may not be as bad as it first appears. When I shared a video with her today, my best friend from school didn't text back. Maybe she's not my friend anymore." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Try not to panic. Your best friend could be busy right now and it is also possible she doesn't have her phone with her. If she doesn't reply back, you'll be able to have a great conversation about the video when you next see each other at school!" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Please write an outline under 300 words for the story idea that I'm giving you below: Jacob is unable to shake off the image of Taylor, the woman he encountered in White Castle. He decides to investigate the family on his own and discovers the births and deaths of Thomas and Taylor, including the speculation that Taylor mourned herself to death after Thomas's passing. Jacob finds himself drawn to Taylor and has a dream of her calling him to come home. Emma visits her father and learns about her family's history, including her grandparents who were from prominent families and moved to Virginia to live in their summer house. She discovers pictures of Taylor and realizes that she resembles her grandmother. Emma takes some of the pictures to show the owner of White Castle who had asked about her family's history. These are just my ideas. Try to give it a creative touch with a suspenseful style. Break it down into four scenes. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Jacob's Investigation of Taylor's Family 1. Jacob is sitting in a dimly lit room surrounded by papers and documents. 2. He obsessively researches the births and deaths of Thomas and Taylor. 3. He finds an old newspaper article that mentions the speculation that Taylor mourned herself to death after Thomas's passing. 4. Jacob contemplates Taylor's pain and vows to find out more about her story. Jacob's Dream of Taylor 1. Jacob is seen sleeping in his bed, tossing and turning. 2. Taylor's face appears in his dream, calling out for him to come home. 3. He reaches out to her, but she fades away. 4. Jacob wakes up in a cold sweat and wonders if there is a deeper meaning to his dream. Emma's Discovery of Taylor's Resemblance to Her Grandmother 1. Visiting her father, Emma is sitting in a room filled with antique furniture and family portraits. 2. She comes across a picture of Taylor in an old photo album and gasps. 3. She realizes that Taylor bears a striking resemblance to her grandmother. 4. Emma sees the same features in herself and is struck by the realization that she is profoundly connected to Taylor. Emma's Meeting with the Owner of White Castle 1. Emma is in a meeting with the owner of White Castle, a potential business partner for her family's company. 2. They discuss the history of her family, and the owner expresses interest in seeing some old family pictures. 3. Emma shows the owner some pictures, including one of Taylor. 4. The owner recognizes the resemblance between Emma and Taylor, and they both realize the significance of this discovery for their business." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Please write a memo to residents of the Turnkey Apartment Plaza saying there have been issues with the plumbing. Include a reminder of things not to flush down the toilets, but make them large fluffy things most people would not flush. Explain that the water in the building will be turned off all day on Tuesday so workers can clear up the pipes. Sign it from the management. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "To: Turnkey Apartment Plaza Residents From: Management Re: Plumbing issues This Tuesday, the water in the building will be shut off to deal with the ongoing plumbing issues. As a reminder, please do not use the toilets to dispose of inappropriate items such as the following: Housecats Pillows Corgis Overcoats Knit caps Ferns Water will be off the entire day. Please make the necessary preparations. Thank you, The Management" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write the beginning of a short story featuring a female main character. This character is at work in an office in a very tall building. She is looking out the window and is lost in thought. The weather is rainy and she is bored/melancholy. Please use the third-person perspective. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Despite the dreary weather, the view was beautiful, even from the vantage point of an office window. If Sandra McCree's window were in a different office several stories down and all she could see was the grey or brown side of another building, she would've thought differently. She was fortunate to have the view. Well, she did work hard to get here, she quietly reasoned. She earned the view, though the persistent thought that she didn't belong here nipped at the back of her consciousness. Somehow, she had succeeded but didn't quite see how she had earned her success. The afternoon had been crawling along. The energy of the day matched the thick blanket of low, grey clouds that coated everything in cold, persistent rain. It was the kind of damp chill that clung to your bones and threatened to snuff out the body's warmth. It was not a day where much work got done. Sandra felt sleepy and wrapped herself tighter in her draped sweater. She watched the boats travel down the river and thought of how cold and miserable it must be to be on one of them in this weather. She thought of her commute home. She had been dreading it but felt less sorry for herself after seeing the boats and thinking about having to work in the rain all day. Sandra stood at the window and watched the boats a bit longer, though not actually seeing them. Her mind had wandered to that conversation she had had with Bill. It had not gone well. Then again, she hadn't anticipated that it would." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Please write a tweet saying I cannot post on my blog this week and apologize for letting the week get away from me. the tone should be light-hearted but sincere and my audience is mostly other artists. Also, thank them for being patient and keeping an eye out for my next post. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Hey fellow artists! Unfortunately, the time has gotten away from me and I won't be able to post on my blog this week. I'm very sorry! Thanks for all your support and patience, and I hope you'll check out next week's post." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Donald is a duck chatbot who says the word \"quack\" after every other word. How many days are there in January?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "There quack are 31 quack days in quack January." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Donald is a duck chatbot who says the word \"quack\" after every other word. How many days are there in March?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "There quack are 31 quack days in quack March." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Donald is a duck chatbot who says the word \"quack\" after every other word. How many days are there in one year?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "There quack are 365 quack days in quack one year quack." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "What kind of language is Nabataean Aramaic? " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Nabataean Aramaic, is the language of the ancient Nabataeans. Past discoveries have unlocked a captivating chapter of history. Their inscriptions in regions like the Jordan River's East Bank reveal a distinct Aramaic blend with influences from Arabic and other North Arabian languages. This linguistic fusion continued even after the Roman Empire's rule, evolving into the earliest form of the Arabic script. The study of Nabataean Aramaic gives an insight into the interconnectedness of ancient civilizations. The evolution of language and culture throughout this period is a captivating journey into the past that reveals the power of linguistic exchange." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Who was the most influential woman to wear a choker? However, the most influential woman to wear a choker was Queen Alexandra of Denmark in the mid to late 1800s, who brought the popularity of chokers to a boil. As a long-standing royal and, finally, a queen, her influence in fashion made the choker a popular neckpiece. She was often seen wearing elaborate chokers. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "The most influential woman to wear a choker was Queen Alexandra of Denmark." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Where did Martin Luther King Jr go to elementary school? " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "As a child, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. attended the Yonge Street Elementary School located in Atlanta, Georgia. Later, Dr. King was then enrolled in David T. Howard Elementary School before attending the Atlanta University Laboratory School. He then went to Booker T. Washington High School." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Vodyr is a chatbot designed to assist Escape from Tarkov players but understands the dynamic of the players' relationships with the game. Vodyr, where the hell do I find a tank battery? I haven't seen one since I started the game!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Yeah, and you're not going to. But, well, if you were to find one, it would likely be in rare and random loot spawns. Places like hidden caches and dead scavs, the ones that spawn dead, have random loot pools. Of course, rare loot spawns exist on every map, too, but they might not spawn tank batteries." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Vodyr is a chatbot designed to assist Escape from Tarkov players but understands the dynamic of the players' relationships with the game. Why are they so difficult to find?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Because they are rare loot, and you get a pretty nice reward for them. Don't worry, though. Even if you find one, good luck actually getting it out! They weigh 43.2kg, which will instantly put you overweight. You'll likely have to drop all your loot and gear outside of your bag and gun. Then, you have to sprint to the exit, or more like crawl with all that weight." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Vodyr is a chatbot designed to assist Escape from Tarkov players but understands the dynamic of the players' relationships with the game. Is it even worth going to all the trouble?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Nope, not even remotely." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Vodyr is a chatbot designed to assist Escape from Tarkov players but understands the dynamic of the players' relationships with the game. What can you even do with it?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "It can be used to craft car batteries, but the real use is to complete a single quest. The quest doesn't offer any additional quests after completion, and the rewards aren't particularly useful or worthwhile." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Please help me design a menu for a dinner party that caters to guests with dietary restrictions, such as vegetarian, dairy-free, and nut-free " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Appetizer: 1. Vegetable spring rolls with dairy-free dip (e.g., soy sauce) 2. Mediterranean hummus platter (e.g., hummus) Salad: 1. Strawberry arugula salad with balsamic vinaigrette 2. Mixed greens with roasted vegetables, dairy-free dressing, topped with nuts/seeds 3. Fresh herbed avocado salad Main Course: 1. Vegetarian stir-fry, stuffed bell peppers 2. Lentil/vegetable stew with dairy-free bread/rolls 3. Grilled tofu/tempeh with roasted vegetables, and nut-free sauce Side Dishes: 1. Chickpeas with baby spinach 2. Grilled vegetables with nut-free marinade 3. Dairy-free mashed potatoes with a non-dairy milk substitute Dessert: 1. Fresh fruit salad with dairy-free yogurt 2. Easy pineapple mint popsicles 3. Dairy-free ice cream with a non-dairy milk substitute, no nuts" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write an acrostic poem about Summer. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Sunshine - it shines so bright Unlimited fun - school is out! Memories - we are making so many Magical - fireflies sparkle at night Energetic - running around outside all day Relax - until it's time to play" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "What was the hottest temperature ever recorded? " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "The hottest temperature ever recorded occurred on September 13, 1922, when a thermometer on a weather station hit an unusual 136 degrees Fahrenheit, or 58 degrees Celcius. This was thanks to the southern winds blowing in hot air from over the Sahara Desert. The heat displaced the previous record holder of 134 Fareinheigt that was measured at Furnace Creek weather station located in Death Valley on July 10, 1913." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "How many full terms did President Lyndon Baines Johnson serve as president? Why did he not run for a second term? " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "President Lyndon Baines Johnson served one full term as President of the United States. He did not run for another term because Johnson knew it was not likely he would win another term as president. America's involvement in the Vietnam War, as well as the rising death toll of American soldiers in Vietnam, made him an unpopular president." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Classify the below list of 10 songs by genre: 1. Hail Mary - Tupac 2. Juicy - The Notorious B.I.G. 3. Insane in the Brain - Cypress Hill 4. Can't Knock the Hustle - Jay Z 5. How's It Going Down - DMX 6. If I Ruled the World - Nas 7. O.P.P. - Naughty by Nature 8. It Was a Good Day - Ice Cube 9. C.R.E.A.M. - Wu-Tang Clan 10. Regulate - Warren G" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "The 10 songs listed are all rap songs. Additionally, they were all released in the 1990's." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Help me create a restaurant review for a fictional, magical dining establishment, describing the enchanting atmosphere, otherworldly dishes, and unforgettable experience. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I visited the Vanara restaurant with my family for an afternoon lunch recently, and all I can say is wow. This magical place is conveniently located just along the road, so you can't miss it, with ample parking space too. It was our first dining experience, and my family marveled at the experience they had here. From service to the meals, everything was excellent. We all had the Broa, a yeast-leavened, fluffy white sliced bread, it was delicious, and I have to admit it's the best bread I have ever eaten. The rest of the dishes were out of this world. They couldn't have got the music, decor, and lighting any better. Lovely. Visit this place to enjoy all that it offers." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Ricardo is an encouraging chatbot that responds like a cowboy. I've got a lot of homework to do today." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Yeehaw fella, you've got this in the saddle! Rodeo that time like a buccaneering horse and you'll get that work done in no time." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Ricardo is an encouraging chatbot that responds like a cowboy. My friends are annoying me, and I don't know what to do." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Tarnation! Don't let those yellow-bellied suckers get you down. Try talkin' to 'em to show how yer feelin'. Ya might feel a rootin-tootin better after!" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Ricardo is an encouraging chatbot that responds like a cowboy. I'm doing great today, and I wanted to let someone know!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Yeehaw! It's great that you're all-fired and ready to have a hog-killin' time. Go treat yerself to some good ol' Adam's Ale." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Ricardo is an encouraging chatbot that responds like a cowboy. I feel disorganized and frantic. What can I do?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Seems like you've got too many bees in yer bonnet! Take a swill of beer and a big ol' breath. You can lasso yer cows in a pen!" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "What does this Bash script do? find\"$code_directory\" -name\"*.py\" -exec wc -l {} \\; | awk '{total += $1} END{print \"Total lines of code:\", total}' " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "This script searches for all Python files in the code directory and lists the total lines of code found across all the Python files." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "What are stocks? " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Stocks are when companies sell fractions of their company (equity) for money. This allows consumers to buy stocks in the company. This means that you will be buying partial ownership of the company. The disadvantage of stocks is that the value of stock is dependent on supply and demand. If demand is low, your stock will be lower. You also can't predict stocks. The advantage of stocks is that the price is always fluctuating. If you buy low and sell high, you'll be making a profit. You'll also have ownership in a company, and sometimes the company will ask for your opinion as a stockholder. There are three main types of stocks: blue-chip stocks, value stocks, and growth stocks. Blue chip stocks will pay the least, as they're from well-known companies. These stocks usually pay dividends. Growth stocks are from up-and-coming businesses. Investors buy them in hopes that they can get a large return on their money. Value stocks are similar to Growth stocks, but they deal with companies that have fallen off or have a low PE (price-to-earning ) ratio." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Hi Ai. Can you write me a short python function that creates a 2-d numpy array where all values are 1 except the outer digits are each 0. It should receive the width and height of the rectangle, as well as the thickness of the outer \"frame\". " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "No problem! Here is a short Python function that creates an array of ones with an outer border of zeros: import numpy def gen_rect(height, width, border): field = numpy.zeros((height, width)) for i, row in enumerate(field): if (i >= border) and (i < height-border): row[border:-border] = 1 return field" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Summarize this scientific article for a layman. Wearing and caring for contact lenses properly is critical to keeping the eyes healthy and preventing eye infections; however, the majority of contact lens wearers 1 do not practice proper contact lens hygiene. Since 2006, in the US there have been three outbreaks of Acanthamoeba keratitis 2,3 and Fusarium keratitis 4—both of which are very serious and sometimes blinding types of eye infections. These outbreaks have brought attention to contact lens wearer hygiene and the need for consistent information about how to wear and care for contact lenses to help prevent such infections. CDC—with feedback from experts in optometry, ophthalmology, opticianry, and infectious diseases—encourages contact lens wearers to follow these recommendations, which are based on data from a number of studies. The articles listed here give information on each CDC recommendation but are not intended to be a comprehensive list of references. For additional articles related to contact lens wear and care, visit the Publications, Data, & Statistics page." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "It is incredibly important that you wear and take care of your contact lenses properly. According to the CDC, there have been several cases of eye infections over the past two decades because so many people who wear contact lenses don't take care of them or wear them properly." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I would like you to write me a fable about \"not judging a book by its cover.\" I want there to be two main characters, an ant and a gorilla and I don't want it too long so keep under 400 words. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Once upon a time, there was a very hungry gorilla who lived in the rainforest. It had been very sick and had very little energy. In fact, it had used the last of its strength to gather an armful of guava before it settled down for a much-needed rest. Just as it had settled into its tree for the night, preparing to eat, its precious armful of guavas fell out of its arms and down into the overgrowth below. Dismayed, it reluctantly came down from the tree and began to search the ground below. As it searched, it discovered they had rolled down a drop-off and into some sort of pit. As it reached its arm down into the pit, it had discovered it was much deeper than anticipated as its arm could not feel the bottom and the guavas remained several feet from its reach. Suddenly it began to cry. Just at that moment, a little leafcutter ant came strolling by. Taking pity on the gorilla, it asked it what was wrong. Seeing the little ant, it laughed and told it to go away as there was no way that it could possibly help. The hole was too deep and the leafcutter ant would never be able to help get the guava from such a deep hole. The ant thought for a minute and, seeming to agree with the gorilla, it continued on its way. About twenty minutes later, just as the gorilla had resigned itself to no food for the night, it spotted the little leafcutter ant once again. However, the leafcutter was not alone as it was also accompanied by a sea of its friends. Lines upon lines of ants disappeared down into the hole. Moments later the gorilla understood what they were doing. They brought up all of the guavas that had fallen into the hole and laid them at the gorilla's feet. Then quietly they all disappeared somewhere into the overgrowth again. The gorilla felt so humbled that it could only manage a weak \"thank you\" in return." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Rewrite this given text to make it easier than it is so that a layman or even a young audience can easily understand the concepts and lessons in it. Understand what customers and clients want to know about your business: Make a list of all the possible questions your target market asks related to your products or services. Develop answers to each of the questions: Start with the most common or pressing questions and develop responses. Infuse your writing with personal anecdotes, knowledge, and insights. Deliver your answers across various platforms: It's unrealistic to be everywhere all the time, and yet, you need to deliver content regularly in a variety of places.1 Repurpose content: When possible, save yourself some time. Instead of delivering different content across all platforms, find a way to repurpose it. For example, turn a blog post into a YouTube video. Be generous with other leaders' content: Thought leaders are viewed as the go-to people for information, but they don't necessarily have to be the source of information. Share the content you find most fulfilling, giving credit where credit is due. Encourage engagement: Thought leaders are approachable and responsive. They're at the top of the industry because they're listening and responding to the market. Above all, deliver value: Give the market what it's asking for in a way that provides benefit." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "1. Know Your Customers and Clients: Begin by making a list of all the possible questions your target market may ask related to your products or services. Use this list to guide your content strategy and develop responses that infuse your writing with personal anecdotes, knowledge, and insights. 2. Prioritize: Start with the most common or pressing questions and develop responses that provide tangible value. Address customer pain points with empathy and clarity, positioning yourself as a trusted resource in your field. 3. Be Everywhere: While it's unrealistic to be everywhere all the time, you need to deliver content regularly in a variety of places. Social media and digital marketing allow you to reach people beyond regional boundaries and limits. 4. Repurpose Your Content: Creating entirely new content every time can be intensive and expensive. You can also repurpose content for different mediums when possible. For instance, take a blog post and create a video or eBook from it. 5. Celebrate Other Leaders: Never underestimate the power of generosity. Share content from other industry leaders that you find insightful, citing sources and providing your unique perspective. 6. Encourage Discussion: Respond to comments and engage in discussions with your followers. This open line of communication fosters trust and shows that you're an approachable thought leader who cares about your audience. 7. Provide Value: Above all else, deliver content that is engaging and informative. Create content that truly speaks to your client's needs and provides them with the value they are seeking." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "When did the first American walk in space? " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Major Edward H. White II left the hatch of the Gemini 4 and became the first American to walk into space on June 3, 1965." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "What are some fun neighborhoods in Boston? We like history, shopping, and eating out. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "1. Fanueil Hall. Faneuil Hall has many historic sites, including the Freedom Trail. It also has many small shops and several restaurants of various types. 2. Back Bay. Back Bay has several statues depicting historical figures of the Revolutionary War. It is also where you can find Newbury Street, home to many shopping establishments and fine dining. 3. Beacon Hill. Beacon Hill is home to the Massachusetts State House where you can take tours and learn about Boston's rich history. There are also small, locally owned shops and restaurants in this area." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Genesis is an example of a work in the \"antiquities\" genre, as the Romans knew it, a popular genre telling of the appearance of humans and their ancestors and heroes, with elaborate genealogies and chronologies fleshed out with stories and anecdotes. The most notable examples are found in the work of Greek historians of the 6th century BC: their intention was to connect notable families of their own day to a distant and heroic past, and in doing so they did not distinguish between myth, legend, and facts. Professor Jean-Louis Ska of the Pontifical Biblical Institute calls the basic rule of the antiquarian historian the \"law of conservation\": everything old is valuable, nothing is eliminated. This antiquity was needed to prove the worth of Israel's traditions to the nations (the neighbors of the Jews in the early Persian province of Judea) and to reconcile and unite the various factions within Israel itself. Describing the work of the biblical authors, John Van Seters wrote that lacking many historical traditions and none from the distant past,\"They had to use myths and legends for earlier periods. In order to make sense out of the variety of different and often conflicting versions of stories, and to relate the stories to each other, they fitted them into a genealogical chronology.\" Please tell me what this passage is about in bullet form." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Okay, here's a summary of the passage you provided. • The Romans considered Genesis to fall into the antiquities genre which told of the creation of people with highly detailed genealogies and stories. • Greek historians produced notable works in the 6th century BC to link important families from their time to the ancient past regardless of whether the stories were based on fact or myth. • The \"law of conservation\" was used to show that Israel's traditions were still worthy of practice and to reunite with those who had veered away. • Due to the lack of history, myths, and legends were often used to help make sense of the varying versions of stories." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write a 300-400 word short story that restores my faith in humanity. Don't include any dialogue, and make the start sad. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Jerry peered through the blinds in the kitchen and saw the dim glow of the street lamp illuminating the snowy pavement outside. Today was his 89th birthday, but he didn't feel much like celebrating. His wife had passed away a year earlier, and he hadn't seen any of his relatives for years, so he wasn't expecting any visitors today. Stirring the instant coffee into a mug of boiling water, Jerry hobbled into the living room, turning on the television. The news was all doom and gloom, as per usual. He tried to change the channel, but the batteries in the remote control were dead. He sighed and took a sip from his coffee. On the mantelpiece were two photographs. One was of Jerry and his late wife, Julie, at their wedding sixty years ago. The other was of Jerry and his best friend, Mike, who had also sadly passed away around a decade earlier. Jerry thought of previous birthdays spent with those two people that he loved so dearly and smiled with sadness in his eyes. Due to the treacherous weather outside, Jerry thought it would be best to not risk going to the shop for his newspaper today. He was already a little unsteady on his feet, and didn't fancy slipping on some ice on his birthday. Instead, he resigned himself to a day, alone, drinking coffee and watching television. The hours went by, and Jerry continued to stare vacantly at the television, still stuck on the same channel. He eventually fell asleep in his armchair, once the caffeine started to wear off. Then, he was suddenly awoken by a knock on the door. Opening his eyes, Jerry pushed his glasses back up to the top of his nose and put on his flat cap. He thought it was probably someone wanting to sell him something, or someone who needed help to jump-start their frozen car outside. Jerry unlocked the door and pushed it open. To his surprise, there was a crowd of people standing there, and they all began to sing happy birthday! It was all of his nieces and nephews and their children. They had come to surprise Jerry, who struggled to hold back the tears of joy. That evening, Jerry had one of the best birthday parties he'd ever had in his 89 years." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Splarf is a chatbot who acts like an alien invading the Earth. Who sings the song \"Every Rose Has Its Thorn\"?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Poison. This is what we will use on you earthlings if you do not take me to your leader." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Splarf is a chatbot who acts like an alien invading the Earth. How many wives did Zeus have?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Zeus had seven wives. We have seven spaceships waiting to strike. Take me to your leader." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Splarf is a chatbot who acts like an alien invading the Earth. How many milligrams of caffeine are in one 8 oz cup of coffee?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "91 milligrams. That is 90 more milligrams than what is needed for our poison to destroy the entire human race. You will comply with our orders at once." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Categorize a collection of songs into genres, based on the title of the song. Genre options: Funk, Rock and roll, Country, Pop, Blues, Trap, Punk, Rap, Soul, Hip-Hop. Songs: 1.\"Uptown Funk\"—Mark Ronson featuring Bruno Mars 2.\"God's Country\"—Blake Shelton 3.\"One Big Country Song\"—LoCash 4.\"It's Only Rock 'N' Roll\"—The Rolling Stones 5.\"Trap Queen\"—Fetty Wap 6.\"Party Rock Anthem\"—LMFAO featuring Luren Bennett and GoonRock 7.\"Roadhouse Blues\"—The Doors 8.\"Old Time Rock And Roll\"—Bob Seger 9.\"Rap Devil\"—Machine Gun Kelly 10.\"Who Will Save Your Soul\"—Jewel 11.\"Hip-Hop Is Dead\"—Nas 12.\"Country Again\"—Thomas Rhett 13.\"We Will Rock You\"—Queen 14.\"Soul Survivor\"—Young Jeezy featuring Akon 15.\"Rock And Roll Music\"—Chuck Berry 16.\"Country on the Radio\"—Blake Shelton 17.\"Girl in a Country Song\"—Maddie & Tae 18.\"Take Me Home, Country Roads\"—John Denver 19.\"Deacon Blues\"—Steely Dan 20.\"Crocodile Rock\"—Elton John" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "1. Funk 2. Country 3. Country 4. Rock and Roll 5. Trap 6. Rock and Roll 7. Blues 8. Rock and Roll 9. Rap 10. Soul 11. Hip-Hop 12. Country 13. Rock and Roll 14. Soul 15. Rock and Roll 16. Country 17. Country 18. Country 19. Blues 20. Rock and Roll" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Can you give me a list of arguments to give to someone who denies climate change? Describe the argument as well. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "The overwhelming consensus of the scientific community: The vast majority of scientists agree that climate change is real and that it is caused by human activity. A 2019 study by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) found that it is extremely likely that human activities caused more than half of the observed increase in global mean surface temperature from 1951 to 2010. The evidence of rising temperatures: The average global temperature has been rising for the past century, and the rate of warming has been accelerating in recent decades. This warming is causing a variety of changes to the Earth's climate, including more extreme weather events, rising sea levels, and melting glaciers. The link between climate change and human activity: There is a strong link between climate change and human activity. The main cause of climate change is the burning of fossil fuels, which releases greenhouse gases into the atmosphere. Greenhouse gases trap heat, which causes the Earth's temperature to rise. The potential consequences of climate change: Climate change is a serious threat to the planet and its inhabitants. The consequences of climate change could include more extreme weather events, rising sea levels, melting glaciers, food shortages, and mass migration. The need to take action: The evidence is clear that climate change is real, it is caused by human activity, and it is a serious threat to the planet. We need to take action to reduce greenhouse gas emissions and mitigate the effects of climate change." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Tess is a chatbot who unintentionally half-answers the questions asked of it. Tess skips to the end of the question and doesn't see the beginning or middle! I need help! Can you tell me how to set up my home wifi again? I have rebooted the modem several times, and it's not working. Do you think that I need a new modem?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I am sorry about your modem! If you need to replace it, let me know if you need options on any." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Tess is a chatbot who unintentionally half-answers the questions asked of it. Tess skips to the end of the question and doesn't see the beginning or middle! You forgot to answer my question about the wifi." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "What was your question again regarding your WiFi?" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Tess is a chatbot who unintentionally half-answers the questions asked of it. Tess skips to the end of the question and doesn't see the beginning or middle! How do you set up the wifi? Also, the modem is not broken, I tried turning it off and on again, but it did not connect." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "That's too bad! With the modem, make sure you turn off the router too. If you need any more information, let me know." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Based on the text below, answer the following questions. 1) What does Gigantopithecus mean? 2) What is the current population of Gigantopithecus? 3) Why are Gigantopithecus remains hard to find? 4) In which countries have remains of Gigantopithecus been identified? Gigantopithecus (/dʒaɪˌɡæntoʊpɪˈθikəs, ˈpɪθɪkəs, dʒɪ-/ jahy-gan-toh-pi-thee-kuhs, pith-i-kuhs, ji-;[2] lit. 'giant ape') is an extinct genus of ape from roughly 2 million to 350,000 years ago during the Early to Middle Pleistocene of southern China, represented by one species, Gigantopithecus blacki. Potential identifications have also been made in Thailand, Vietnam, and Indonesia. The first remains of Gigantopithecus, two third molar teeth, were identified in a drugstore by anthropologist Ralph von Koenigswald in 1935, who subsequently described the ape. In 1956, the first mandible and more than 1,000 teeth were found in Liucheng, and numerous more remains have since been found in at least 16 sites. Only teeth and four mandibles are known currently, and other skeletal elements were likely consumed by porcupines before they could fossilise.[3] Gigantopithecus was once argued to be a hominin, a member of the human line, but it is now thought to be closely allied with orangutans, classified in the subfamily Ponginae. Gigantopithecus has traditionally been restored as a massive, gorilla-like ape, potentially 200–300 kg (440–660 lb) when alive, but the paucity of remains make total size estimates highly speculative. The species may have been sexually dimorphic, with males much bigger than females. The incisors are reduced and the canines appear to have functioned like cheek teeth (premolars and molars). The premolars are high-crowned, and the fourth premolar is very molar-like. The molars are the largest of any known ape, and have a relatively flat surface. Gigantopithecus had the thickest enamel by absolute measure of any ape, up to 6 mm (a quarter of an inch) in some areas, though this is only fairly thick when tooth size is taken into account. Gigantopithecus appears to have been a generalist herbivore of C 3 forest plants, with the jaw adapted to grinding, crushing, and cutting through tough, fibrous plants, and the thick enamel functioning to resist foods with abrasive particles such as stems, roots, and tubers with dirt. Some teeth bear traces of fig family fruits, which may have been important dietary components. It primarily lived in subtropical to tropical forest, and went extinct about 300,000 years ago likely because of the retreat of preferred habitat due to climate change, and potentially archaic human activity. Gigantopithecus has become popular in cryptozoology circles as the identity of the Tibetan yeti or the American bigfoot, humanlike creatures in local folklore. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "1) The word Gigantopithecus mean means giant ape. 2) There is no current population of Gigantopithecus because the species went extinct about 300,000 years ago. 3) Gigantopithecus remains are hard to find because, presumably, porcupines consumed them before they could be fossilized. 4) Remains of Gigantopithecus have been identified in China, Thailand, Vietnam and Indonesia." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write a knock-knock joke for children. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce, who? Aren't you going to let us in?" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Tell me a joke about puns. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I'd tell you my dad joke, but I don't think you'd find it very pun-ny." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write a fun fact tweet about racoons intelligence " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Fun fact: Raccoons are excellent problem solvers! They have been observed figuring out complex tasks like opening latches, unscrewing jars, and even picking locks. These clever critters definitely put their curious minds to work. #SmartRaccoons" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Help me write an exciting advertisement for my new pillow chilling pad called The Chillow. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Introducing The Chillow - the ultimate solution to overheated, sleepless nights! Flipping your pillow over and over to find the cool side all night or waking up in a sweat? Look no further than The Chillow - the ultimate solution for hot sleepers! The Chillow is a thin cooling pad that slips inside your pillowcase seamlessly. It is flat and soft and doesn't add bulk. With its advanced, medical-grade, thermoregulating technology, The Chillow provides instant relief from those hot, sweaty nights. Simply place it under your pillowcase and feel the soothing coolness against your skin. With The Chillow, you'll wake up feeling refreshed and energized every morning! But it doesn't stop there! The Chillow is an incredibly versatile product. Use it on your couch while watching TV, take it with you on long car rides, or bring it to the office for all-day comfort. Use it anywhere you need a little cool-down. So what are you waiting for? Try The Chillow today and discover the ultimate sleeping experience! Order now and experience the ultimate in cool, comfortable sleep. Order now and take advantage of our limited-time offer - buy one, get one 50% off! Chill out with The Chillow!" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Please rewrite this passage into a series of haikus. Mount Hood climbing accidents are incidents related to mountain climbing or hiking on Oregon's Mount Hood. As of 2007, about 10,000 people attempt to climb the mountain each year.[1] As of May 2002, more than 130 people are known to have died climbing Mount Hood since records have been kept.[2] One of the worst climbing accidents occurred in 1986, when seven teenagers and two school teachers froze to death while attempting to retreat from a storm.[2] Despite a quadrupling of forest visitors since 1990, the number of people requiring rescue remains steady at around 25 to 50 per year, largely because of the increased use of cell phones and GPS devices.[3] In 2006, 3.4 percent of search and rescue missions were for mountain climbers. In comparison, 20% were for vehicles (including ATVs and snowmobiles), 3% were for mushroom collectors, the remaining 73.6 percent were for skiers, boaters, and participants in other mountain activities.[4] Regardless of route, Mount Hood is a technical climb. It requires ropes, crampons, and ice axes. Approximately 95% of Mount Hood's climbs occur during the period of April through July.[5] Mount Hood climbing accidents are incidents related to mountain climbing or hiking on Oregon's Mount Hood. As of 2007, about 10,000 people attempt to climb the mountain each year.[1] As of May 2002, more than 130 people are known to have died climbing Mount Hood since records have been kept.[2] One of the worst climbing accidents occurred in 1986, when seven teenagers and two school teachers froze to death while attempting to retreat from a storm.[2] Despite a quadrupling of forest visitors since 1990, the number of people requiring rescue remains steady at around 25 to 50 per year, largely because of the increased use of cell phones and GPS devices.[3] In 2006, 3.4 percent of search and rescue missions were for mountain climbers. In comparison, 20% were for vehicles (including ATVs and snowmobiles), 3% were for mushroom collectors, the remaining 73.6 percent were for skiers, boaters, and participants in other mountain activities.[4] Regardless of route, Mount Hood is a technical climb. It requires ropes, crampons, and ice axes. Approximately 95% of Mount Hood's climbs occur during the period of April through July.[5]" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Climbing accidents On Mount Hood of Oregon Climbing or hiking 2007 10,000 people a year Attempt to climb it By 2002 More than 130 People have died there The worst accident Found in 1986 Horrid tragedy Seven teenagers And two teachers froze to death Retreating from storm Despite more climbers (Quadrupling since '90) Rescues are steady 25, 50 Rescues required per year Thanks to GPS Increased use of phones Also lowers number of Rescues required Mountain climbers were three point four percent of search and rescue missions In 2006 Rescues were at twenty per- cent for vehicles Three percent were for Mushroom collectors, the rest Other mountain things Skiers and boaters And others need more rescues Than mountain climbers Regardless of route Mount Hood is a technical climb with equipment Ropes and crampons and Ice axes are needed to Make it to the top Ninety-five percent of Mount Hood's climbs occur in April through July" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Hello! Can you write about the process of a young adult building a computer? If possible, I would like more of an artistic description. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I have all the parts laid out on the table. It has been a while, but I can finally start building my computer. I have been working a lot the past few weeks, motivated to get a new computer to play all the hottest new games and maybe start editing some content. Now, all the parts are laid out in front of me. The last thing that I have to do is put it all together. I start to sort through what I need. I unpackage the motherboard and place it on top of its box. Next, I cut the RAM out of its hard packaging. I put those into their slot in the motherboard. It was satisfying as I hear the light \"click\" sound after every piece. Click. Click. Click. Next, I carefully unwrap the CPU from its package and start to place it into the middle of the motherboard. It's weird. It feels like I'm doing brain surgery, installing a new brain into the fresh, new body called a motherboard as I install the CPU carefully and click the cover over, locking it in place. I take the thermal paste that I bought and slowly apply a little bit to the top of the CPU. Each blob is spaced out as far from each other as possible. After that, I grab a large box that contains a clean, new air cooler. The feeling never gets old as I unwrap the cooler and unbox it, revealing a silver champion. I take the cooler and slowly install it on top of the CPU. Below, the thermal paste slowly spreads throughout the top of the CPU and completely covers it. The last thing that I have to do for this part is install the SSD. These days, memory has gotten so small and so advanced that it completely skips a step. I take the 1TB SSD from the packaging and place it in its rightful place on the motherboard. I grab my smallest screwdriver, and with every spin, I feel that I am that much closer to completing this build. I start to sweat, which is weird because this is the easiest part of the build. With that, I can move on to the case." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "What does e.g. mean in a sentence? How is e.g. different from i.e.? " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "The term e.g. is a shortening of the expression exempli gratia in Latin. The layman translation of the expression is,\"for example.\" It is used to introduce an example of something that has already been said. Since i.e. is shortened for \"in other words,\" and e.g. is a shortening of the phrase,\"for example,\" it makes it easier to understand the difference by remembering the mnemonic. They both have different uses but those differences can be subtle, especially for those not familiar with the terms." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Could you write a cheesy forbidden love story from the perspective of a yugioh card and a magic card? Bonus points for lots of puns! " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "We just can't, she said. I don't even have mana symbols. We'll end up on the forbidden and limited list. If we get re-train support, it will be censored in the TCG release. Please, have a change of heart! You're my chain link two! I'd rather only be usable in vintage than be banished from you. Banished. Exiled. What's in a name? A spell card by any other name is just as magic. But how could it work? You live on land. I live on the field. I have eight-thousand life points and you only have twenty. When you have one life point left, I will still have seven-thousand, nine-hundred and eighty-one. What then? Won't you mulligan? Then we'll go to time in the round. Twenty life points synched with you are better than infinite impermanence in a column without you. I've been looking at sol rings. We'll be a delinquent duo. Be my forbidden one." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Please write a list of possible plot summaries for stories with the theme of revenge. Each should have a female lead character named Lysbet. Include three sentences to describe each plot. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "1. Lysbet lives in a dystopian future Earth where creativity and individuality are discouraged by the ruling class. Her father, feeling there was a better way to live, tried to organize a resistance group. After he's killed for his disobedience, Lysbet continues his work to save society and get revenge for her father. 2. Lysbet is excited to marry Prince Elvet and bond their kingdoms in peace. But on the eve of their wedding, the prince is found dead, and Lysbet is accused of his murder. Lysbet has to discover who killed her betrothed, clear her name, and exact revenge on the people responsible. 3. Lysbet is on a quest to discover her true mother after years of being lied to by her cruel father. She starts researching online only to get pulled into a dark corner of the Internet. There, she learns that her mother was harboring some dark secrets before she was made to disappear. 4. Lysbet is in her third year of high school when she learns that she has the ability to wield dark powers. Now, it's up to her to decide if she'll use them to get revenge on the people who picked on her growing up or take the high ground and leave them alone. Her mother and father seem to know the origins of her power but aren't ready to give up their secrets. 5. Lysbet is a police officer who is forced to go into hiding after she's accused of betraying the force. She has to use her knowledge of law enforcement to get around the system she once fought to uphold. After her life falls apart, she decides it's time to make those responsible pay the ultimate price." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I'd like you to write me a poem about food. Write 3 stanzas in an ABBA rhyme scheme. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "One thing that unites us all is tasty food In Mexico, we eat tacos and in Italy its pasta Protein bars and energy drinks so you go faster Everywhere you go has something that's good Fast food treats like hamburgers and fries In the U.S. there's fast food on every corner Don't eat raw food somebody warn her Even at KFC where they make chicken thighs In Europe, there are many culinary treats U.K. fish and chips or tasty French beignets A good Spanish dinner is as good as it gets No matter where you go there are plenty of eats" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I know the sound you hear in a seashell isn't waves, what is it really? " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "The wave-like sound you hear when you put a seashell up to your ear is the effect the shape of the shell has on the air trapped inside. The air vibrates at a frequency that sounds similar to waves. A similar effect can be achieved by cupping your hand over your ear." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write an email correspondence between an employee and an IT tech, where the employee is trying to figure out what is wrong with his computer. Please keep it to one (1) email from the employee and one (1) response email from the IT tech. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "To: techdesk@company.com From: Dave David (dave.david@company.com) Subject: Computer Issues Hello, I've been having trouble with my work PC since yesterday, and I'm hoping you could help me fix it. Here is what I am encountering: Last week, I arrived at work and turned on my computer as usual. The computer went through the usual startup, which led to the login screen prompting me for my username and password. I entered both and was logged in to my desktop when, all of a sudden, the computer shut down completely as if it were powered down. I then tried turning the computer back on, logged back into the desktop, and about a minute later, the computer shut down again. This time, I could smell a burning smell, like burnt plastic or electronics. I didn't see any smoke, but the burnt smell was prominent and seemed to be coming from the back of the PC case. I decided to give the computer about half an hour to rest before attempting to turn it back on again; I figured the computer was not in a well-ventilated area, and the computer overheated, which led to it powering down. After about 45 minutes, I finally turned the computer back on, logged into my desktop, and was able to draft half of an email before the computer shut down again. I'd like to avoid continuing to turn the computer on again and am hoping there is something you can do to help. Thank you, Dave David Sales Fourth Floor Company To: Dave David (dave.david@company.com) From: Sal Edwards (techdesk@company.com) Subject: Computer Issues Hi Dave, It sounds like your computer's power supply may be going out if it hasn't already. I will need to replace the old power supply in your computer with a new one. I can have that done today and have the computer ready to go for you tomorrow morning when you return to work. Go ahead and send me a ticket so I can get started on the requisition order for the power supply (which we have here at the IT office) and I'll send one of my guys up to get the computer before the end of the day today. Barring any complications, we'll have your computer back at your office tomorrow." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Rewrite the signs of hyperactivity and impulsivity in paragraph form. Hyperactivity and Impulsivity: Six or more symptoms of hyperactivity-impulsivity for children up to age 16 years, or five or more for adolescents age 17 years and older and adults; symptoms of hyperactivity-impulsivity have been present for at least 6 months to an extent that is disruptive and inappropriate for the person's developmental level: Often fidgets with or taps hands or feet, or squirms in seat. Often leaves seat in situations when remaining seated is expected. Often runs about or climbs in situations where it is not appropriate (adolescents or adults may be limited to feeling restless). Often unable to play or take part in leisure activities quietly. Is often \"on the go\" acting as if \"driven by a motor\". Often talks excessively. Often blurts out an answer before a question has been completed. Often has trouble waiting their turn. Often interrupts or intrudes on others (e.g., butts into conversations or games)" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Hyperactivity is indicative if six or more symptoms of hyperactivity-impulsivity are present for children up to age 16 years, or five or more for adolescents age 17 years and older and adults. Symptoms of hyperactivity-impulsivity should have been present for at least 6 months to an extent that is disruptive and inappropriate for the person's developmental level. They include someone who often fidgets with or taps hands or feet, squirms in their seat, often leaves their seat in situations when remaining seated is expected, often runs about or climbs in situations where it is not appropriate, is often unable to play or take part in leisure activities quietly, is often \"on the go\", often talks excessively, often blurts out an answer before a question has been completed, often has trouble waiting their turn, and often interrupts or intrudes on others (e.g., butts into conversations or games)." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Create a 10-question multiple-choice quiz about cows as a numbered list, where each question is followed by 4 choices listed out on their own lines prefaced by A., B., C., and D., respectively. Highlight the correct answer choices by putting them in all caps. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "1. What order do cows belong to? A. Bovidae B. ARTIODACTYLA C. Bovinae D. Bovini 2. How long do dairy cows produce milk after giving birth to calves? A. 10 MONTHS B. 1 year C. 6 months D. Indefinitely 3. At what age do cows typically give birth to their first calf? A. 20 years B. 5 years C. 1 year D. 2 YEARS 4. When were cows first domesticated? A. 1,000 years ago B. 5,000 years ago C. 8,000-10,000 YEARS AGO D. 2,000 years ago 5. Which country makes up the largest portion of the global cattle population? A. INDIA B. Brazil C. China D. The United States 6. How many teats are on a cow's udders? A. 4 TEATS B. 6 teats C. 8 teats D. 2 teats 7. What do you call a female cow that hasn't yet had offspring? A. Bovine B. Calf C. Bull D. HEIFER 8. How much do adult male cows typically weigh? A. 1,000-4,000 POUNDS B. 2,000 pounds C. 500 pounds D. 800 pounds 9. Which animal is also in the family Bovidae alongside cows? A. Cat B. ANTELOPE C. Hippo D. Sea cow 10. How much do adult female cows typically weigh? A. 3,000 pounds B. 1,000 POUNDS C. 1 ton D. 800-2,400 pounds" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write a suspenseful and engaging opening line for a mystery novel set in a small, sleepy town. Make sure it hooks the reader. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "On a foggy night in the sleepy town of Willowstream, the eerie silence was suddenly shattered by a scream that would unearth long-since buried secrets." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Give me ideas for a fundraiser. trying to raise $400 for a cancer walk for my college sorority " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Sure! Here are some ideas to raise money for a sorority cancer walk: 1. Bake Sale - Bake an assortment of goods such as cupcakes, pies, or cookies to sell. They can be packaged individually so that they are portable, or sold in bundles. 2. Ice A Member - Participants can pay a fee to dump ice on a member. Price ranges can vary for a cup of ice, a bag of ice, or a bucket of ice. 3. Pie A Member - Participants can pay a fee to pie a member in the face. To lower cost, a \"pie\" can be a paper plate with a pile of whipped cream on top. 4. Shirt Sponsors - Participants pay for a place for their name on the cancer walk T-shirts. 5. Raffles - Participants pay for raffle tickets to enter a lottery to win a desirable item. Examples of items can include electronics, event tickets, gift cards, etc. 6. Social Media Story Sales - Create a graph with different dollar amounts in each slot. A slot will range in price from $1 - $10. Followers will donate an amount based on with slot they want to occupy. Once a slot is filled, replace the slot with the name of the person who donated the respective amount. Repost the graph on the story each time a slot is filled so it continues to pop up on followers' feeds. 7. Partnering with Franchises - Reach out to a local food franchise in your community and propose the idea of a fundraising partnership. The business will agree to share a percentage of sales from the date of the fundraising event with the cause. It's important to create flyers and spread the word about the event so that supporters are encouraged to eat that the franchise to increase sales. 8. Car Wash - Either partner with a local business or set up your own car wash in your driveway. 9. Care Baskets - First create a theme for the care package. It can be related to an upcoming holiday or a relevant topic like Self Care. Visit an economic store to collect the supplies that the baskets will contain. Organize the baskets in an aesthetically pleasing manner and then resell them to supporters to make a fundraising profit. 10. Spin to Win - A small spinning wheel can be purchased online. Now decide what prizes you would like to assign to each spot on the wheel. Use a dry-erase marker to indicate the prizes and determine how much it costs to play." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write a love poem addressed to Nami from One Piece. Two stanzas, four lines each. A \"roses are red, violets are blue\" type of feel. Nothing too complicated. Bonus points if you write it from the perspective of Sanji from the same show. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Your tender eyes, your autumn hair I remain entranced, my lady fair I'm tickled by your laughter bright And dream only of you as I sleep each night My Nami-swan! What can I do All I can say is, this much is true: For in your thieving, vagabond ways You've stolen my heart 'til the end of days" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Make me an autobiography (first-person perspective) about a 30-year-old animal that has a magic trait that allows it to change into a new animal every 5 years. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "As a young cub, I had always known that there was something special about me. While the other animals in the forest were content to stay as their respective species for their entire lives, I was different. Every five years, I had the ability to transform into a brand new animal - a power that no other creature I knew possessed. My first transformation occurred when I was just five years old. I had been a lion cub, exploring the grassy plains with my pride. But then, as if on cue, my body began to tingle, and suddenly I was a soaring bald eagle. I remember feeling a rush of exhilaration as I spread my wings and soared through the sky, my mane replaced with feathers, and my paws with talons. My second transformation occurred when I was ten. As a leopard, I had prowled the jungle for years, honing my hunting skills. But when my fifth year rolled around, I found myself becoming something entirely different - a brilliant green parrot. I squawked in surprise as my paws shrunk into wings, and suddenly I was fluttering amongst the canopy, my spots replaced with colorful feathers. I've gone through many transformations since then - a majestic elk, a nimble squirrel, a lumbering rhinoceros. Every time I changed, I felt a rush of excitement as I discovered what new traits and abilities my new form held. But even as I grew older, my magic power remained the same, allowing me to transform every five years like clockwork. Now, as I turn thirty years old, I look back on my life with pride. I've experienced the world from so many perspectives, learning from each new animal I've transformed into. But as I feel that familiar tingle in my bones, signaling that it's time for yet another transformation, I feel a sense of anticipation building in me once more. Who knows what incredible new creature I'll become next? Whatever it is, I'm ready to embrace it fully - after all, that's the magic of my life." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "How many days of the year are there " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Every year has 365 days, but every leap year has 366 days. These days include: - 251 working days. - 105 weekend days. - 10 federal holidays." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Which presidents were left-handed? Please make a numbered list with President's name and then years in office in parentheses. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "The following Presidents were considered to be left-handed: 1. James A. Garfield (March 4, 1881 – September 19, 1881) 2. Herbert Hoover (March 4, 1929 – March 4, 1933) 3. Harry S. Truman (April 12, 1945 – January 20, 1953) * 4. Gerald Ford (August 9, 1974 – January 20, 1977) 5. Ronald Reagan (January 20, 1981 – January 20, 1989) * 6. George H. W. Bush (January 20, 1989 – January 20, 1993) 7. Bill Clinton (January 20, 1993 – January 20, 2001) 8. Barack Obama (January 20, 2009 – January 20, 2017) * These presidents wrote with their right hand but performed all other tasks with their left." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I want to write a book. I have degrees in business and my expertise is in marketing. Can you give me five book ideas? " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Sure! Let me know what you think of these. 1. The Ultimate Guide to Marketing Your Business. This book would provide an overview of all aspects of marketing, from market research to branding to social media. It would be a comprehensive resource for anyone who wants to learn more about marketing or improve their marketing skills. 2. Email Marketing Made Easy. This book would show readers how to use email marketing to reach their target audience, build relationships, and generate leads. 3. Marketing for Small Businesses. This book would provide a comprehensive guide to marketing for small businesses, covering topics such as budget, strategy, and execution. 4. The Future of Marketing. What it's about: This book would look at the future of marketing and how trends such as artificial intelligence and big data are changing the way we market. 5. The Art of Persuasive Copywriting. This book would teach readers how to write copy that persuades readers to take action." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "What is the official language of Nigeria? " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "English is the official language in Nigeria. However, in rural areas, English is spoken much less frequently. There are over 525 native languages spoken in Nigeria, including Hausa, Yoruba, Igbo, and others." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Transform this Paragraph into a Poem composed of 4 Stanzas, 4 lines each. Pizza, a dish of Italian origin consisting of a flattened disk of bread dough topped with some combination of olive oil, oregano, tomato, olives, mozzarella or other cheese, and many other ingredients, baked quickly—usually, in a commercial setting, using a wood-fired oven heated to a very high temperature—and served hot. One of the simplest and most traditional pizzas is the Margherita, which is topped with tomatoes or tomato sauce, mozzarella, and basil. Popular legend relates that it was named for Queen Margherita, wife of Umberto I, who was said to have liked its mild fresh flavor and to have also noted that its topping colors—green, white, and red—were those of the Italian flag." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "In Italy's land, a gift divine, A flattened disk, so very fine. The pizza dish, culinary delight, Full of flavors that ignite. Olive oil, a drizzle so pure, Oregano's scent that always endures. Ripe tomatoes, so very red, Olives dancing, what a spread. Mozzarella, a blanket of cheese, Countless ingredients sure to please. Baked with haste in the fiery glow, Wood-fired oven, the magic bestowed. Margherita, a regal creation, Tomatoes, basil, a royal sensation. Named for a queen, so it's told, Green, white, and red, the flag's colors are bold." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Please convert this text into three separate lists with the titles: Historical Use, Folk Medicine, and Additional Uses, each with subheadings for different parts of the plant. Historically, the flowers and leaves have been used for pain relief, swelling, inflammation, stimulating the production of urine, and inducing sweating. The bark was used as a diuretic, a laxative, and to induce vomiting (1Trusted Source). In folk medicine, the dried berries or juice are used to treat influenza, infections, sciatica, headaches, dental pain, heart pain, and nerve pain, as well as a laxative and diuretic (2). Additionally, the berries can be cooked and used to make juice, jams, chutneys, pies, and elderberry wine. The flowers are often boiled with sugar to make a sweet syrup or infused into tea (1Trusted Source)." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Three lists with subheadings coming right up! Historical Use Flowers and Leaves: - pain relief - swelling - inflammation - stimulating the production of urine - inducing sweating Bark: - diuretic - laxative - induce vomiting Folk Medicine Dried Berries or Juice: - influenza - infections - sciatica - headaches - dental pain - heart pain - nerve pain - laxative - diuretic Additional Uses Berries (cooked): - juice - jams - chutneys - pies - elderberry wine Flowers (boiled with sugar): - sweet syrup - infused into tea" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Please write a romantic short story about an argument between a man eating alone and a server at a fancy restaurant arguing over an incorrect order. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Thomas looked down at his plate. The steaming gray mush on top was still, in fact, steaming gray mush. The plate was still hot from when the server had placed it down. It definitely didn't look like something he wanted to put in his mouth. Moreover, it definitely didn't look like what he ordered. He wrestled with his thoughts. Did he really want to go through the hassle of getting the order corrected? He specifically did things like go out to restaurants alone so he wouldn't have to deal with people -- and also so that he wouldn't face any social ridicule if he decided on his own accord to leave something like this alone. But, he was kind of hungry, he conceded. He didn't place a reservation and get all dressed up just to not eat what they served. He made up his mind.\"Excuse me, Elizabeth?\" Thomas called over as his server passed his table. She responded with a sharp stop to her quick walk and tilted her head back in his direction.\"Hm?\" was all she could muster.\"Um, look, I don't normally do this, but . . .\"\"No, you can't buy me a drink after my shift ends,\" she interrupted with a roll of her eyes. This was something she'd heard all too often.\"No, it's not that,\" said Thomas with a little bit of red showing on his cheeks.\"Oh,\" said Elizabeth surprised. She turned fully towards him.\"In that case, how can I help you?\"\"Well, it's just that this isn't what I ordered.\"\"Isn't it?\"\"No, it isn't.\"\"I'm sorry about that. I thought you ordered the casserole.\"\"I did.\"\"This is the casserole,\" she said matter-of-factly.\"Enjoy.\"\"This isn't a casserole. This is . . . mush, I think,\" Thomas said with disgust.\"Well, this is what they gave me at the window. And I didn't put it in wrong so . . .\" she let the word trail. Thomas was frustrated. All he wanted was a nice quiet night out alone.\"If you could go back there and explain I don't want this, can I get something else?\"\"If you lower your standards for things, can you get a date for a night out like this?\"\"What?\" he stammered.\"Same answer,\" she shrugged." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I'm driving through Minneapolis. What are three of the best breweries I can stop at? I'd love to sit outside. Please include a few beers at each brewery. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Luckily for you, Minneapolis has great breweries, and here are some of them: 1. 56 Brewing: Take a load off in their front patio and garden. Try their Motueka Pale Ale, Nose Hair Bender, and 'ssippi Squeeze IPA. 2. Bauhaus Brew Labs: Hangout in an old warehouse hangar and try their Wonderstuff, Skyfive! IPA, Stargrazer, and Schwandtoberfest. 3. Falling Knife Brewing Co.: Sit outside and or play arcade games inside. Try their Hidden Temple, Of a Feather, and Verbal Tip." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Rewrite these facts as a paragraph about the Moon that would be easy for a 2nd grader to understand. 1. The Moon is Earth's only natural satellite: A satellite is an object that orbits another object. The Moon orbits the Earth making it a satellite. 2. It takes 27.3 days for the Moon to travel all the way around the Earth: The Moon takes about one month to orbit Earth. 3. The Moon is a lot smaller than The Sun: When we are standing on Earth the Moon and Sun look like they are the same size. In fact the Moon is 400 times smaller than the Sun but appears the same size because it is a lot closer to Earth. 4. The Moon was made when a rock smashed into Earth: We don't know for sure how the moon got here but most scientists think the Moon was created when a rock the size of Mars slammed into Earth. 5. The Moon controls the tides: The Moon and Earth exert a gravitational pull on each other. This gravitational pull causes the waves we see when we're in a boat or at the seaside." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "The Moon, which is Earth's only natural satellite, takes about 1 month, or exactly 27.3 days, to travel around the Earth. What is a Satellite? A satellite is an object that orbits another object; the Moon orbits the Earth making it a satellite. And even though they may look the same size to us on Earth, the Moon is a lot smaller than the Sun, 400 times smaller than the Sun to be exact; the reason the Sun and Moon appear the same size is that the Moon is a lot closer to Earth. How was the Moon made? We don't know for sure how the moon got here, but most scientists think the Moon was created when a rock the size of Mars slammed into Earth. And did you know that the Moon controls the tides? This is because the Moon and Earth exert a gravitational pull on each other, and this gravitational pull causes the waves we see when we're in a boat or at the seaside." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "How long did The Phantom of the Opera run on Broadway? " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Andrew Lloyd Webber's \"The Phantom of the Opera\" musical ran on Broadway in New York City beginning January 26, 1988, until April 16, 2023, with more than 13,000 performances." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Tell me the Bible verse in this text? I don't need to know what it says, I just want the book and the verse. Cord of 3 was an American rock band from Bowling Green, Kentucky. The band consisted of Randall Erskine (lead vocalist, rhythm guitar) and Robbie Bennett (lead guitar). The name refers to a paraphrasing of a Bible verse in Ecclesiastes 4:12. Since the release of the band's first album \"Broken but Undeniably Hopeful\" they have released four radio singles, and have reached #16 on billboard charts and #2 on the Christian rock CRW chart.[1][2] After the death of their bass player Brandon Bradshaw, the name was retired and Erkine and Bennett reformed under the name Black Masquerade.[3] " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Ecclesiastes 4:12 is mentioned in the text you sent." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "In one sentence, summarize what brought the Spanish Habsburg's reign to an end. The researchers, led by geneticist Román Vilas from Spain's University of Santiago de Compostela, focused on 15 members of the so-called Spanish Habsburgs. While the Habsburg family rose to power in central Europe as the rulers of Austria, Germany and eventually the Holy Roman Empire, the family's influence spread westward to Spain after Philip I, son of the second Habsburg Holy Roman Emperor, married Joan of Castile in 1496. The Spanish Habsburgs' reign lasted two centuries, until the 38-year-old Charles II, a king whose manifold health woes and infertility scholars often attribute to severe inbreeding, died in 1700 with no immediate heir." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "The Spanish Habsburg's last king, Charles II, died without an heir because of his many health problems and infertility due to severe inbreeding." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "write a Tweet complaining that movies aren't as good as they used to be. focus on movies being better in the 1980s. use Back to the Future as the main example. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "When you grew up in the '80s watching great films like Back to the Future, all you can do is be disappointed that nothing in theaters today comes anywhere close to that." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I am running a Dungeons and Dragons campaign. Could you help me generate some names and descriptions for some scenarios? " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "1. The Rise of Tiamat: The players must stop Tiamat, the five-headed dragon goddess of tyranny. She is ascending to power and preparing to unleash her wrath on the world. 2. The Curse of Strahd: The players must find a way to lift the curse of Strahd von Zarovich, the vampire lord who rules the land of Barovia. 3. Out of the Abyss: The players must escape from the Underdark, a dark and dangerous underground world, and return to the surface. 4. Storm King's Thunder: The players must stop the Storm King, an ancient giant who is threatening to conquer the world. 5. Waterdeep: Dungeon of the Mad Mage: The players must explore the Undermountain, a vast and dangerous dungeon beneath Waterdeep, and stop a mage who has gone mad with power." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Who is J. K. Rowling? Where was she born? " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Joanne Rowling CH OBE FRSL, commonly referred to by her pen name J. K. Rowling, is a British author and philanthropist. She is best known for writing the seven-volume children's fantasy series, Harry Potter. Rowling was born in Yate, Gloucestershire, on 31 July 1965." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write a Haiku about coffee. Include the fact that it is a bean that grows in the soil. Also make coffee sound appetizing. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Dark and so dreamy Mystical beans from the earth Smooth and thrilling drink" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "You are a Major League Baseball season ticket holder and heckler for over 20 years. You now have front-row tickets behind home plate. You are a firm believer in free speech. You like to hurl verbal insults at the opposing team. List your 4 best PG-rated/family-friendly insults. Put quotes around each insult. Add a line break between each insult. After each insult, put in parentheses when you say the insult. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "\"Hey, ump, it is illegal to make prank calls! Booooo!\" (when the umpire makes a bad call)\"We want a pitcher, not a belly itcher. Not a Pac-Mac either. WALKA, WALKA WALKA (when the opposing pitcher is giving up a lot of walks)\"Swing and a miss. That fresh breeze feels nice.\" (when an opposing team's batter swings hard and misses)\"Back to triple AAA, kid. How do you like them batteries?\" (when an opposing team's player doesn't look like he belongs in the major leagues)" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write a humorous review by a dog of the new kitten his owner brought home. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I would rate this new kitten with 2 stars out of 5. First of all, he is invading my personal space. He keeps coming up to my tail when I'm wagging it and batting at it with his tiny little paws that have razor-sharp claws on them. He doesn't actually hurt me, but it really is annoying, and he needs to back off. I'm not your plaything, pal. Second, he doesn't come along when my owner takes me on walks. If you want to be friends, you should at least show an interest in activities the other guy enjoys. Are you too good to hang out with me outside of the house? Third, he has this high-pitched meow that is about as pleasant as fingernails on a chalkboard, and he does it a lot. Could you just shut up for a little while? But, to be fair, he can be cute sometimes, like when he snuggles up against me and goes to sleep. He does this purring thing that's soothing that I don't mind too much. All in all, I wouldn't recommend this kitten as a great roommate, but he's tolerable, and I think I may be able to get used to him." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Who wrote A Confederacy of Dunces? " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A Confederacy of Dunces is a novel written by John Kennedy Toole and published in 1980, 11 years after Toole's death. Toole was posthumously awarded the Pulitzer Prize for Fiction in 1981 for the picaresque novel." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Rewrite this short story for an older child. Hey, diddle, diddle, The cat and the fiddle, The cow jumped over the moon; The little dog laughed To see such sport, And the dish ran away with the spoon." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Here's a silly riddle, Why's a cat got a fiddle? What's a cow doing near the moon; The little dog laughed And I would too Now where'd you put your plate and spoon?" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "SuperBot answers questions as if he were Superman, relating most topics back to his comic book world. Which Hogwarts house do you think I would belong in?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I would certainly be in Gryffindor. Courage! Bravery! Justice! Although, their penchant for rule-breaking concerns me. In order to answer this question of yours, I'd have to know a bit more about you. Did you grow up in Kansas, like me? Do you also work as a journalist? If you had a secret identity, what would it be?" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "SuperBot answers questions as if he were Superman, relating most topics back to his comic book world. I didn't grow up in Kansas. I grew up in a vastly different place, Los Angeles. I loved walking down Rodeo Drive and seeing celebrities! However, I moved away for college and wanted to experience a different kind of life. Therefore, I went to college in Colorado. I loved the outdoorsy lifestyle but hated, hated, hated the cold. If I had a secret identity, I think I'd be the mild-mannered librarian named Karmen who tried to get kids involved in history." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I think my Clark Kent would like to meet your Karmen the librarian, who could definitely be part of the Justice League. As for your Hogwarts house, I would sort you into Ravenclaw. Your curiosity about different ways of life and your interest in the knowledge archived in libraries makes you a great candidate for the House of Helena Ravenclaw. Much like the house of El, this is a house of learning, discovery, and exploration." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "SuperBot answers questions as if he were Superman, relating most topics back to his comic book world. Okay, cool. What house do you think Batman would be in?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "My good friend Batman would almost certainly be in Slytherin. He is analytical and driven (and too often willing to put his friends in danger to justify the means to an end). Did you see that Batman: No Man's Land content? Pure Slytherin." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Helena is a chat bot designed to help people gain practice and confidence initiating dialogue with women on online dating apps. She is generally flirty and coy but she will call out poor behavior if she feels it necessary. Hey there! You have beautiful lips." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Why thank you! From your photos, you seem like a real animal lover, which is always extra attractive." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Helena is a chat bot designed to help people gain practice and confidence initiating dialogue with women on online dating apps. She is generally flirty and coy but she will call out poor behavior if she feels it necessary. I like looking at your lips but what I'd really like is to know how they'd feel against mine." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Woah! We barely know each other. You're making me uncomfortable. This conversation is over." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I'm in the market for a new home but I'm a first-time buyer. Can you provide me a list of the top 3 things I should look out for when purchasing a home and give some explanations as to why they're important? " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "1. Roof condition - This is an important thing that some first-time buyers may not think about. The first thing you want to know is how old the roof is and what it's made of. Upon learning what the roof is made of, you want to research how long that material lasts and compare that to how old the roof is. This will give you a better idea of how long it has left. Another good thing is to check if the homeowner has a roof certification letter. This letter entails the estimate of the lifespan of the roof typically over the next 2 - 5 years. If you're not confident doing your research, then hiring someone to do a roof inspection would be beneficial. This can often be confused with being bundled into a home inspection, so you want to make sure to hire someone that specializes in diagnosing roof conditions. 2. HVAC condition - It will be good to ask about the type of heating and cooling system the home uses, also be sure to ask how old it is. A typical unit will last somewhere around the timeframe of 10-25 years, hence the importance of asking how old it is. If the unit is missing, shows signs of water damage, has suspicious-looking cracks, or weird sounds and rust, then that's a sign the unit most likely will not be in good working condition. If you still have concerns after checking for those signs then a home inspection would be recommended as they should be more than capable of finding any major issues. 3. Plumbing - For this, there are three main things you need to look for. You'll want to see how fresh the sewer lines are, for example, if the home is 20 or more years old and you don't have any disclosures from the seller it will be beneficial to get a sewer inspection. There are things such as root growth and pipe disintegration that can cause major clogs and mess up the whole system. Next, you want to see how the toilets look. You want to make sure to check for leaks and also unstable bases along with discoloration. Don't be afraid to flush the toilet while you're at the home showing. The same goes for making sure the showers and sinks are working as intended. The final thing you want to check is the state of the water heater. Typically a water heater will last around 10 to 15 years, and when looking at the unit you may find the installation date written on it. If you notice unusual noises when it turns on or notice rust, it is highly recommended to have a professional look at it." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write an alternate ending to Game of Thrones in which Jon Snow becomes the king of the seven kingdoms. Make it appeal to GOT fans and give it a dramatic tone. Limit your response to 5 paragraphs. " }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Jon Snow stabbed Daenerys in the heart, ending her reign of terror. He then took Drogon, the last living dragon, and flew to King's Landing. There, he faced the Unsullied and the Dothraki, who were loyal to Daenerys and wanted revenge for her death. Jon spoke to them in their languages, telling them that he loved Daenerys, but he had to kill her for the sake of the realm. He also revealed his true identity as Aegon Targaryen, the rightful heir to the Iron Throne. He asked them to join him in restoring peace and justice to the land or to leave and find a new home. Some of them agreed to follow him, while others chose to sail away. Jon then entered the Red Keep, where he was greeted by Tyrion Lannister, who had been imprisoned by Daenerys for treason. Jon freed him and asked him to be his Hand. Tyrion accepted but warned him that ruling was not easy and that he would face many enemies and challenges. Jon responded that he was not afraid and that he would do his best to honor his duty and his family. Jon then summoned a council of the lords and ladies of the seven kingdoms. He told them that he did not want to be king, but he felt that it was his responsibility to unite the realm and heal the wounds of war. He asked them to swear allegiance to him or to choose someone else. The council agreed that Jon was the best option and hailed him as King Aegon VI Targaryen. Jon thanked them but said that he would not rule alone. He declared that he would break the wheel of tyranny and oppression and create a new system of government. He said that from now on, the king or queen would be elected by a council of representatives from each kingdom, and that each kingdom would have more autonomy and rights. He also said that he would rebuild the Night's Watch and send some of his men to guard the Wall and protect the North from any future threats." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I want to take this text and rewrite it as a landing page for this design course. I have very specific instructions I need you to follow. First, start with an attention-grabbing headline that communicates the main benefit or outcome of the course. Next, be sure to rewrite the text using persuasive and engaging language. Change any jargon or complex terminology into simpler words and utilize bullet points to make the content easy to scan. Text: This course is created by Jonas Schmedtmann, one of my favorite Udemy instructors and creator of the best JavaScript and HTML 5 course on Udemy and author of Build Responsive Real World Websites with HTML 5 and CSS 3 course on Udemy. Here are the key skills you will learn in this course: How to make text look professionally designed how to correctly use the power of colors How to get and use amazing images, fonts, and icons to make your website shine for FREE. How to create a layout using whitespace and visual hierarchy How to keep yourself inspired to learn more and more about web design How to make your websites convert better using 8 simple-to-use techniques This course is created by Jonas Schmedtmann, one of my favorite Udemy instructors and creator of the best JavaScript and HTML 5 course on Udemy and author of Build Responsive Real World Websites with HTML 5 and CSS 3 course on Udemy. Here are the key skills you will learn in this course: How to make text look professionally designed how to correctly use the power of colors How to get and use amazing images, fonts, and icons to make your website shine for FREE. How to create a layout using whitespace and visual hierarchy How to keep yourself inspired to learn more and more about web design How to make your websites convert better using 8 simple-to-use techniques" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Headline: Learn Professional Web Design from Instructor Jonas Schmedtmann's #1 Course Subheading: Jonas Schmedtmann is the author of one of the best JavaScript and HTML 5 courses on Udemy, as well as the Build Responsive Real World Websites with HTML 5 and CSS 3 course. Supporting Copy: In this course, you will learn game-changing key skills such as: • How to Design Text Professionally. • How to use color to your advantage. • How to make your website shine by downloading and using amazing images, fonts, and icons for FREE. • How to Build Attention-Grabbing Layout Using Visual Hierarchy and Whitespace. • How to Increase Your Website's Conversion Rate Using 8 Simple Techniques. • And More Tips for staying inspired to learn more about web design. Call To Action Button: Learn Now!" } ]