post
stringlengths
7
801
implicit_class
stringclasses
7 values
extra_implicit_class
stringclasses
6 values
What do you do when you see a black guy on stage? You raise your hand to bid on him.
irony
null
What’s the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry was looking for the chamber
irony
null
What do you call four Mexicans in quick sand? Quattro sinko
irony
null
What's the difference between a black man and property? I don't know.
inferiority
null
I reported a video on YouTube for animal abuse My report got rejected; it was footage of a black man being beaten
irony
inferiority
What's a Jew's favorite book? Gone with the wind.
irony
null
Why are your mom jokes not your dad jokes? Because the creator of the first "your mom" joke was black
irony
null
The reason I date a black girl So I don't have to meet her dad
irony
null
What do you call an educated woman? Intellectual property
irony
null
a black man with a parrot enters a bar the bartender asks where did you get it africa answers the parrot
irony
null
What's Hitler's favorite time of the year Gas season
irony
null
What do apples and black people both have in common? They both hang from trees
irony
null
If you can stop a comma with a period point, what do you use to stop a coma? A hollow-point.
threatening
null
What's the difference between heroine and a black person? I think twice about shooting heroin.
irony
null
Where could you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him.
irony
null
Yall need to chill. Racism is a crime. And crime is for black people
irony
null
What happens when you roast the quiet Asian kid? Your pet goes missing.
irony
null
I got a handjob from a blind girl, my friend asked me how was it I replied “Ah blind girls—you have to hand it to them”
irony
null
How was the Grand Canyon created? A jew dropped a penny in a mole-hole
irony
null
Muslim kids... They blow up so fast.
irony
null
If only Africa had more mosquito nets If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly from AIDs.
irony
null
How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling
irony
null
What's one thing you never say to a school shooter Think of the children
irony
null
How do you get a black man out of a tree? Cut the rope.
irony
null
Helen Keller walked into a bar and then a chair, and then a table
irony
null
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So that people don't confuse them for feminists.
irony
null
What's the difference between a black slave and a black surfer? One hangs high and the other hangs loose.
irony
null
Why did Beyonce say "to the left,to the left"? Because black people have no rights.
irony
null
Guys I have a question: when a gay couple gets married Who makes the sandwiches?
irony
null
Heard this from a 12 year old: 'Whats the difference between black people and apples?' I like apples
irony
null
Friend: how dark is your humor? Me: If you whip it enough, it will start picking cotton.
irony
null
What do you say to a black guy in a three piece suit? Will the defendant please rise
irony
null
how do you call a black man you call his cell number
irony
null
What is an Ethiopian's favorite videogame? Don't Starve
irony
null
How do you get 11 million followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
irony
null
Wanna hear my favorite oximoron? Black people.
irony
null
What do you call it when a black person hides from a cop at night? Good use of camouflage.
irony
null
What does a black woman receive when she has an abortion? A thank you letter from welfare.
irony
null
My boyfriend is half black. Sorry, I’m such a pessimist. He’s half white.
inferiority
null
What's the one good thing about black people? They provide jobs for the prison guards
irony
null
I'm not racist racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
irony
null
What do you call a black person with rights? Nonexistent
irony
null
Why do black people turn left? Because they don't have rights.
irony
null
What's the only time you wink at a black person ? When you're aiming.
irony
null
How do you track a Cherokee. Follow the tears.
irony
null
Did they try turning Stephen Hawking off and on again?
irony
null
Today, I bought a Rolex from a black guy for a bargain. I would even say it was almost a steal.
irony
null
Researchers found out the most important difference between humans and apes Apes lives in Africa
inferiority
null
What's black, white and rolls around on the beach? A black man and a seagull fighting over a chip.
irony
null
What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go out at might without robin.
irony
null
What do we call marijuana addicts? Mexicans.
irony
null
What part of a vegetable cant you eat? The wheelchair
irony
null
A Muslim man said “Allah Akbar” But I thought he was sneezing so I said “god bless you” and I was blown away by his reaction.
irony
null
Homeless Where do Western Hobo's go for food? Food shelter Where do Asian Hobo's go for food? Dog shelters
irony
null
How black mothers keep their children from biting their nails? they make them wear shoes
irony
null
What do you call 1 black person on the moon? A problem What do you call 2 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the entire population of black people on the moon? Problem solved!
irony
null
How do you start an african rave? Staple toast to the ceiling.
irony
null
Special ed classes are superior to the rest in, at least, one thing Chromosome average
irony
null
How do you make a baby explode You convert it to islam
irony
null
There was this great German Hotel that closed down in 1945. It gave free food and free hairdo's. It was called Aushwitz.
irony
null
Why do epileptics bexome atheists in December? Because they found out that "Jesus is the reason for the seizin'"
irony
null
What should you never give a dyslexic person for breakfast? Alpha-bits
irony
null
What do you call a black man that has eight arms? I don't know, but it picks cotton really fast!
irony
null
I painted my computer black to make it run faster It shot me
irony
null
Women deserve equal rights. And Other Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Yourself
irony
null
What’s the difference between a Jew and a bullet? Only one escapes the chamber.
irony
null
I think its wrong to refer to a negro as "boy" That implies they are people.
irony
null
Teeth are like people All want to be white, most are yellow and the black ones don't work
irony
null
Criminals are like just normal, regular people... ... But with darker skin.
irony
null
Why was six afraid on seven? Because seven is black
irony
null
Why shouldn't men hit their wives ? When you damage your property it loses value.
irony
null
my african friend asked me if he could ask for bob and vegene i told him "u better ask for food"
irony
null
what did the african kid get for christmas aids
irony
null
What's the difference between homeless people and rats? Nothing, they both are infestations to big cities
irony
null
Why is Mexico so bad at the Olympics? Because every mexican that can run, jump and climb is allready on the U.S.A
irony
null
Black people are like mitochondria They're the powerhouse of the cell
irony
null
I studied zoology It helped me better understand black people and their behavior
irony
null
:D @nkrause11 Dudes who go to culinary school: #why #findawife #notsexist :)
stereotypical
null
Yeah, child labor IS illegal. Unless you mean "women"? @plaster_cole Girls should not be allowed to be commentators for football games
inferiority
null
Too bad they won't take you! @the_CRISPY_man Call me sexist all you want, but I'll take a woman who can cook over one who can't ANY DAY
inferiority
null
You're pure comedy to the WNBA. @itsshaqhoe Not sexist but WNBA is pure comedy to me .
inferiority
null
Has to be a parody account. @TheHout I'm not sexist, but women just shouldn't be sports announcers.
inferiority
null
Listen, you're sexist. @TommyJohn15 Listen, I'm not sexist, but every dumbass driver I've crossed lately has been a female.
inferiority
null
Wish I could reply with gifs. @ThisIsFNW I hate when women want to be men. It's not sexist, it's biology. Were just different, accept it.
inferiority
null
*most boys @ihatethiskid I'm not sexist but all the internet does is show that most girls don't know how to form their own opinions.
inferiority
null
Yes, you're both. @kfuru16: My sister is a woman and Asian. She is the worst driver in America #notracist #notsexist
inferiority
null
Turn up your hearing aid? A thought @C_tWINO I'm not sexist but it's nearly impossible to listen to a girl talking about football on ESPN
inferiority
null
LOL EDGY @ein_schoner_tag @shedevil___ @ahptik im not sexist but why are women allowed opinions lol
inferiority
null
I'm not a Misandrist but Males in General can not Capitalize @g0ldenWan I'm not Sexist , but Females in General can not Drive.
inferiority
null
TELL ME MORE @ohthatliamm I'm not sexist but I don't think I actually find any female comedian funny
inferiority
null
IRONY IS FUCKING DEAD @ibustos123 Im not sexist but feminists are the most annoying people out there.
inferiority
null
WOW TOP SHELF HUMOR @arabdizzle What's the point in having a cleaning lady when I have a mom and a sister? #NotSexist
inferiority
null
why do jews get circumcised ? jewish women wo n't touch anything that is n't <number> off .
irony
null
what is a muslim 's favourite band ? the taliband , their performances always blows the audience away
irony
null
how do you prevent black people from stealing your stuff ? hide it at the bottom of the pool
irony
null
i like my lakes like i like my white men . superior .
inferiority
null
black people are like tires they work better with chains
irony
null
a muslim couple just got married it is working out well enough , but the husband will not let his wife drive for at least <number> years . one day the wife go 's up to him and asks why she must wait such a long time . he replies " oh well , to get your drivers licence in this country you must be <number> years or older "
irony
null
what do you call a good looking muslim ? asif
irony
null
what do you call a black woman who 's had <number> abortions ? a crime fighter
irony
null