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Micheal Bateman | Hey, Hamilton. Have a holly, jolly Christmas. |
Micheal Bateman | Is Allen still handling the Fisher account ? Ofcourse. Who else ? |
Micheal Bateman | Mistletoe alert. Merry Xmas, Patrick. |
Micheal Bateman | Merry Xmas, Harry. Merry Christmas. |
Micheal Bateman | You're late, honey. Oh, yes, you are. I'm not late. |
Micheal Bateman | I've been here the entire time. You just didn't see me. |
Micheal Bateman | Say hello to Snowball. Snowball says, "Merry Christmas, Patrick." |
Micheal Bateman | What is it ? It's a little baby piggly-wiggly, isn't it ? |
Micheal Bateman | It's a Vietnamese potbellied pig. |
Micheal Bateman | They make darling pets. Don't you ? |
Micheal Bateman | Don't you ? |
Micheal Bateman | Stop scowling, Patrick. You're such a grinch. |
Micheal Bateman | And what does Mr. Grinch want for Christmas ? |
Micheal Bateman | And don't say breast implants again. |
Micheal Bateman | Allen. Marcus. Merry Christmas. |
Micheal Bateman | How you been ? Workaholic, I suppose ? Haven't seen you in a while. |
Micheal Bateman | Hey, Hamilton. We're goin' to Nell's. Limo's out front. |
Micheal Bateman | We should have dinner. Maybe you could bring-- |
Micheal Bateman | Cecilla ? Yes, Cecilla. |
Micheal Bateman | Oh, Cecilla would adore it. |
Micheal Bateman | Well, then, let's do it, Marcus. |
Micheal Bateman | Great party. Thanks. |
Micheal Bateman | Patrick, why is he calling you Marcus ? |
Micheal Bateman | Mistletoe alert. |
Micheal Bateman | Marcus Halberstram for two at 7:00. |
Micheal Bateman | No, l want to know, okay ? I came here for the cilantro crawfish gumbo, |
Micheal Bateman | which is, after all, the only excuse one could have for being in this restaurant, |
Micheal Bateman | which is, by the way, almost completely empty. |
Micheal Bateman | I'm very sorry, sir. J&B straight, and a Corona. |
Micheal Bateman | Would you like to hear-- Double Absolut martini. |
Micheal Bateman | Yes, sir. Would you like to hear the specials ? |
Micheal Bateman | Not if you want to keep your spleen. |
Micheal Bateman | This is a real beehive of activity, Halberstram. This place is hot. |
Micheal Bateman | Very hot. Listen, the mud soup and charcoal arugula... |
Micheal Bateman | are outrageous here. |
Micheal Bateman | Yeah, well, you're late. Hey, I'm a child ofdivorce. |
Micheal Bateman | Give me a break. |
Micheal Bateman | I see they've omitted the pork loin with lime Jell-O. We should've gone to Dorsia. |
Micheal Bateman | I could've gotten us a table. Nobody goes there anymore. |
Micheal Bateman | Is that Ivana Trump ? |
Micheal Bateman | Oh, geez, Patrick. I mean, Marcus. What are you thinking ? |
Micheal Bateman | Why would Ivana be at Texarkana ? |
Micheal Bateman | So, uh, wasn't Rothchild originally handling the Fisher account ? |
Micheal Bateman | How'd you get it ? Well, I could tell you that, Halberstram, |
Micheal Bateman | but then I'd have to kill you. |
Micheal Bateman | I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane ? |
Micheal Bateman | Great tan, Marcus. I mean, really impressive. |
Micheal Bateman | Where do you tan ? Salon. |
Micheal Bateman | I've got a tanning bed at home. You should look into it. |
Micheal Bateman | And, uh, Cecilla. |
Micheal Bateman | How is she ? Where is she tonight ? |
Micheal Bateman | Cecilla's, uh-- Well, you know Cecilla. |
Micheal Bateman | I think she's having dinner with, um, Evelyn Williams. |
Micheal Bateman | Evelyn ? Great ass. |
Micheal Bateman | Goes out with that loser Patrick Bateman. What a dork. |
Micheal Bateman | Another martini, Paul ? |
Micheal Bateman | You like Huey Lewis and the News ? |
Micheal Bateman | Um, they're okay. |
Micheal Bateman | They're early work was a little too new wave for my taste. |
Micheal Bateman | But when Sports came out in '83, |
Micheal Bateman | I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. |
Micheal Bateman | The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, |
Micheal Bateman | and a new sheen of consummate professionalism... |
Micheal Bateman | that really gives the songs a big boost. |
Micheal Bateman | He's been compared to Elvis Costello, |
Micheal Bateman | but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. |
Micheal Bateman | Hey, Halberstram ? Yes, Allen ? |
Micheal Bateman | Why are there copies of the Style section all over the place ? |
Micheal Bateman | Do you-- Do you have a dog ? A little chow or something ? |
Micheal Bateman | - No, Allen. - Is that a raincoat ? |
Micheal Bateman | Yes, it is. |
Micheal Bateman | In '87, Huey released this-- |
Micheal Bateman | Fore, their most accomplished album. |
Micheal Bateman | I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square." |
Micheal Bateman | The song's so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. |
Micheal Bateman | But they should, because it's not just about... |
Micheal Bateman | the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. |
Micheal Bateman | It's also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey, Paul ! |
Micheal Bateman | Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, |
Micheal Bateman | you fuckin' stupid bastard ! |
Micheal Bateman | You fucking bastard ! |
Micheal Bateman | He was completely naked and standing up on the table. |
Micheal Bateman | He had no clothes on what so ever, and he-- |
Micheal Bateman | Patrick ? Patrick. |
Micheal Bateman | Is that you ? |
Micheal Bateman | No, Luis, it's not me. You're mistaken. |
Micheal Bateman | This is my very good friend, Patrick Bateman. |
Micheal Bateman | Where are you going ? We're going to Nell's. Gwendolyn's father is buying it. |
Micheal Bateman | Ooh. |
Micheal Bateman | Where did you get that overnight bag ? |
Micheal Bateman | Jean-Paul Gaultier. |
Micheal Bateman | When I get to Paul Allen's place, |
Micheal Bateman | I use the keys I took from his pocket... |
Micheal Bateman | before disposing of the body. |
Micheal Bateman | There is a moment of sheer panic... |
Micheal Bateman | when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... |
Micheal Bateman | and is obviously more expensive than mine. |
Micheal Bateman | I calm myself and move into the bedroom, |
Micheal Bateman | where I find his suitcase and start to pack. |
Micheal Bateman | It's time for Paul to take a little trip. |