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I would like to ask the guys who scored this garbage 10 what were they able to like in this - er, okay, I just would not want to call this a movie - so in this complete waste of efforts ? |
Though the cutting could have saved the film, but then the musters should have been cut lengthwise. |
This is very easily in contention for the worst movie ever. |
Painful to watch. |
I was tempted to get up and leave the theater as I endured the pain. |
The only thing that kept me in the theater was I was there with three friends. |
Later when we got out of the theater we all commented that the movie was completely bad and that we should have walked out on it. |
Though billed as a Rush Hour action-comedy, it is not funny at all, except for one scene at the end. |
Even though the actors were good, this movie is not recommended from me. |
It could have had funnier moments. |
My rating: 4/10 |
Do not be fooled. |
This movie is terrible. |
It looks like a humorous situational comedy involving two men who need to change places to evade the police. |
It is not. |
The movie stumbles between a horrible crime who done it and cheep slapstick comedy. |
The movie's main fault lies in that no scene lasts for more than twenty seconds, and as a result does not allow for any jokes. |
This is a comedy with out jokes. |
If you take jokes away from a comedy your left with nothing, no plot, no characters, no entertainment. |
Nothing. |
Do not watch this movie under any circumstances. |
If someone tries tells you this is a good movie hit them with a pointed stick and say, NO! |
If you watch this understand what you're getting into and don't say I didn't warn you. |
This movie was plagued by overall mediocrity. |
While parts of it were funny, many jokes were so bad that you question the movie being called a comedy. |
In terms of plot, there are many insignificant twists to the point where you don't even concern yourself with following the story, only to see what happens at the end. |
Not worth watching. |
It's not too often that I really want to see a particular movie. |
But this was one of those exceptions. |
The trailers were pretty funny, and I figured if they were just a small segment of what the rest of the movie is like... |
it should be hilarious. |
Well, I think they used the funniest parts of the movie to put in those trailers. |
It seems like the movie is focused just as much on action and plot as it is humor (which I didn't really expect since the trailer portrayed it as mostly comedy). |
The only problem with that is the movie is so complicated and twisted that I lost interest in its story early on. |
The movie could have been redeemed if it had great action sequences. |
But it doesn't. |
The movie could have been redeemed if it were fall-on-the-floor funny. |
But it isn't. |
The story is the number one problem. |
There are too many twists and turns. |
In some movies that can add some suspense and mystery. |
But in this movie, it just fails. |
And I think it's because the movie tries to be too much. |
It tries too hard to be a great action film, a comedy, and a twisted mystery-esque flick (I'm not sure what you could call it). |
Had it placed all its energy in one or even two of those... |
I think it could have been much better. |
And to top it off... |
I don't think there is much comedic chemistry between Jones and Griffin. |
The trailers look promising in that area too, but again, the movie falls short. |
Let's start off by saying that i didn't expect much from this picture. |
A guy I don't really know from work told me it was funny. |
It was playing at the 4 dollar theater and I had about 2 hours to kill. |
It was actually was worse than I expected it to be and I was expecting low, really low, but seriously I wanted to walk out. |
However I was only there to kill time so I sat through every last painful second. |
First thing is, and you get this from the opening scene, that this can't just be a comedy. |
No, it feels a need to falsely become something greater than that by trying to portray some kind of racy cop flick. |
The kind of movie where everybody is in the FBI but nobody's doing much of anything. |
The terrible thing is that they really expect you to go along with it. |
If this flim-flam plotline wasn't enough you've got Eddie Griffin, a black comedian who expects you to laugh just because of the fact that he's black. |
He's black! |
He's loud! |
He's.... |
a terrible stereotype jammed into a two dimensional character. |
For those of you that thought Spike Lee was too far-fetched in Bamboozled take a look at this movie and see that our society is not far off from a new millenium minstrel show,it's pretty much right here only in different form. |
Of course you've also got your most recent up to date humor that won't last even five years. |
ie " Do I look like Puffy?" |
when people forget about Puffy they won't know what the hell this quote means,but if people are smart enough they will let this film and others like it just fade away. |
Orlando Jones actually shows some potential in acting and in some comedy. |
However, something tells me that he won't be bold enough to take a challenging role anytime soon. |
Overall this was extremely painful for me to watch. |
Maybe I should be happy that comedies featuring black leads are no longer trying to copy 'FRIDAY'(a great film,in my opinion) yet still they're gonna have to try harder than this. |
(sigh) Double Team is another useless action comedy. |
This movie didn´t have a theatrical run in Finland and I don´t wonder. |
You can see one this kind of movies made straight to video. |
Orlando Jones has been much better in other movies. |
The movie wasn´t funny, except one scene. |
Total waste of time. |
(3 points out of 10, *½ out of *****) |
Hi, I saw Double Take. |
It was complete and utter garbage. |
I was so sick to my stomach and was mad that i wasted money on it. |
It was completely stupid with an impossible plot to follow, and the only parts that were funny had been extremely over used in the commercials. |
I dont want a yardburger, cult 45, or to ever see that that godless sick twisted movie ever agian. |
Did they honestly think that this movie would be good? |
Did the really think people would like it so much that they'd tell their friends to go see it, and then buy it when released on DVD? |
I think the people involved with this movie must think you can get away with a loose script and bad comedy as long as it's got lots of explosions and sexy women. |
First of all, this is an incredible bad film. |
Before I saw it, I to believed that anything Fassbinder touched would turn out to be pure works of genius. |
You are reading the comments of a very disillusioned man. |
Kamikaze -89 is ugly, stupid and impossible to take seriously. |
It shoots at a million different directions, but fails to hit anything but its own feet. |
After 100 minutes in the company of Kamikaze -89, my brain started hurting. |
That said, it's not a complete waste of time. |
Seeing a pi***ed, drunk out of his mind, Fassbinder strousing around in leopard outfit, like a wounded walrus, DOES have its perverse charm. |
In fact, seeing Fassbinder and some of his regulars degrade themselves in this totally psychotronic film is the only thing that makes it somewhat worthwhile. |
The story takes place in the near future... |
1989 to be specific. |
Everybody wears the ugliest new wave outfits on this side of Culture Club and Germany has become the most advanced and powerful country in the world. |
All social and political problems have been solved and everybody is happy. |
Or so it seems. |