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15,100 | our tv remote is filthy | yes it is covered with crud |
15,101 | yes it is covered with crud | i am going to clean it |
15,102 | i am going to clean it | do not use water on it |
15,103 | do not use water on it | i will use a damp cloth |
15,104 | i will use a damp cloth | do not let water get into any of the cracks |
15,105 | do not let water get into any of the cracks | i will squeeze the cloth so it is almost dry |
15,106 | i will squeeze the cloth so it is almost dry | do not rub the numbers off the remote |
15,107 | do not rub the numbers off the remote | i will rub gently but firmly |
15,108 | i will rub gently but firmly | do it quickly please so i can change channels during commercials |
15,109 | do it quickly please so i can change channels during commercials | i will give it back to you in a couple of minutes |
15,110 | i will give it back to you in a couple of minutes | maybe we should put it in a plastic bag to keep it clean |
15,111 | my ear is killing me | that is the matter |
15,112 | that is the matter | i was on a plane |
15,113 | i was on a plane | so |
15,114 | so | so every time the plane goes up my ear starts to hurt |
15,115 | so every time the plane goes up my ear starts to hurt | that is no good |
15,116 | that is no good | sometimes the pain goes away and sometimes it does not |
15,117 | sometimes the pain goes away and sometimes it does not | have you seen a doctor |
15,118 | have you seen a doctor | i have been to two doctors |
15,119 | i have been to two doctors | and they could not fix your problem |
15,120 | and they could not fix your problem | they both said i have to live with it |
15,121 | they both said i have to live with it | or you can stay off planes |
15,122 | did you see the woman with the new face | did she get a nice job |
15,123 | did she get a nice job | she got an everything job |
15,124 | she got an everything job | what do you mean |
15,125 | what do you mean | a team of doctors gave her a whole new face |
15,126 | a team of doctors gave her a whole new face | why did they do that |
15,127 | why did they do that | a mad dog bit most of her face off |
15,128 | a mad dog bit most of her face off | that is terrible what does she look like now |
15,129 | that is terrible what does she look like now | her face is really fat but they say the swelling will go down |
15,130 | her face is really fat but they say the swelling will go down | and then will she look normal again |
15,131 | and then will she look normal again | i guess so |
15,132 | i guess so | god bless modern medicine |
15,133 | theres something wrong with my right hand | that is wrong with it |
15,134 | that is wrong with it | it aches most of the time |
15,135 | it aches most of the time | what do you think it is |
15,136 | what do you think it is | i do not know i think it is old age |
15,137 | i do not know i think it is old age | if it is old age why do not both of your hands hurt |
15,138 | if it is old age why do not both of your hands hurt | that is a good input maybe it is not old age |
15,139 | that is a good input maybe it is not old age | are you righthanded |
15,140 | are you righthanded | yes all my life |
15,141 | yes all my life | you are wearing out your right hand stop using it so much |
15,142 | you are wearing out your right hand stop using it so much | but i do all my writing with my right hand |
15,143 | but i do all my writing with my right hand | start typing instead that way your left hand will do half the work |