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### Instruction: i am going to take five wipes ### Response:
what do you need five of them for
3,201
### Instruction: what do you need five of them for ### Response:
one to wipe the handle and the others to wipe the produce
3,202
### Instruction: one to wipe the handle and the others to wipe the produce ### Response:
that is the matter with the produce
3,203
### Instruction: that is the matter with the produce ### Response:
do you think the bananas fell from the sky
3,204
### Instruction: do you think the bananas fell from the sky ### Response:
what do you mean
3,205
### Instruction: what do you mean ### Response:
i mean someone used their dirty hands to pick the bananas the apples and the oranges
3,206
### Instruction: i mean someone used their dirty hands to pick the bananas the apples and the oranges ### Response:
well you better save a wipe for the dirty dollar bills you are going to pay with
3,207
### Instruction: did you go to the cents store ### Response:
yes i did
3,208
### Instruction: yes i did ### Response:
what did you buy
3,209
### Instruction: what did you buy ### Response:
well i got a lot of good deals as usual
3,210
### Instruction: well i got a lot of good deals as usual ### Response:
like what
3,211
### Instruction: like what ### Response:
well a dozen large eggs were only cents
3,212
### Instruction: well a dozen large eggs were only cents ### Response:
that is a good deal
3,213
### Instruction: that is a good deal ### Response:
and a onepound tub of soft butter was the same price
3,214
### Instruction: and a onepound tub of soft butter was the same price ### Response:
another good deal
3,215
### Instruction: another good deal ### Response:
but the best deal was five pounds of potatoes for cents
3,216
### Instruction: but the best deal was five pounds of potatoes for cents ### Response:
i do not know how that store makes money
3,217
### Instruction: i do not know how that store makes money ### Response:
neither do i but they are doing something right
3,218
### Instruction: i need a new computer ### Response:
that is the matter with yours
3,219
### Instruction: that is the matter with yours ### Response:
it is six years old
3,220
### Instruction: it is six years old ### Response:
that is pretty old
3,221
### Instruction: that is pretty old ### Response:
it still works but i am going to give it to a charity
3,222
### Instruction: it still works but i am going to give it to a charity ### Response:
are you going to buy a desktop or laptop
3,223
### Instruction: are you going to buy a desktop or laptop ### Response:
oh a laptop of course
3,224
### Instruction: oh a laptop of course ### Response:
a pc or a mac
3,225
### Instruction: a pc or a mac ### Response:
i have not decided yet
3,226
### Instruction: i have not decided yet ### Response:
more and more people are using macs
3,227
### Instruction: more and more people are using macs ### Response:
but percent of the world uses pcs
3,228
### Instruction: but percent of the world uses pcs ### Response:
and that is not going to change anytime soon
3,229
### Instruction: i got ripped off ### Response:
what happened
3,230
### Instruction: what happened ### Response:
i had a car problem so i went online
3,231
### Instruction: i had a car problem so i went online ### Response:
did you find a solution
3,232
### Instruction: did you find a solution ### Response:
yes i did a site i went to said they would send me the solution
3,233
### Instruction: yes i did a site i went to said they would send me the solution ### Response:
so that is the problem
3,234
### Instruction: so that is the problem ### Response:
i sent them using my credit card but they never sent me the solution
3,235
### Instruction: i sent them using my credit card but they never sent me the solution ### Response:
what are you going to do
3,236
### Instruction: what are you going to do ### Response:
i sent them an email asking for my money back
3,237
### Instruction: i sent them an email asking for my money back ### Response:
have you heard from them
3,238
### Instruction: have you heard from them ### Response:
not yet it is been a week
3,239
### Instruction: not yet it is been a week ### Response:
well i guess that is a lesson for you
3,240
### Instruction: where is the pencil sharpener ### Response:
which one
3,241
### Instruction: which one ### Response:
any one i need to sharpen this pencil
3,242
### Instruction: any one i need to sharpen this pencil ### Response:
i think theres one on the dining room table
3,243
### Instruction: i think theres one on the dining room table ### Response:
i already looked there
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### Instruction: i already looked there ### Response:
did you look in the desk drawer
3,245
### Instruction: did you look in the desk drawer ### Response:
yes i looked there too
3,246
### Instruction: yes i looked there too ### Response:
do not we have about five sharpeners
3,247
### Instruction: do not we have about five sharpeners ### Response:
yes but they seem to have legs
3,248
### Instruction: yes but they seem to have legs ### Response:
tomorrow i am going to buy an electric sharpener
3,249
### Instruction: tomorrow i am going to buy an electric sharpener ### Response:
get one with the rubber suction cups on the bottom
3,250
### Instruction: get one with the rubber suction cups on the bottom ### Response:
yes that way it will stay where i put it
3,251
### Instruction: i am trying to stretch my dollars ### Response:
how are you doing that
3,252
### Instruction: how are you doing that ### Response:
i started shopping at the dollar store
3,253
### Instruction: i started shopping at the dollar store ### Response:
that saves a lot of money
3,254
### Instruction: that saves a lot of money ### Response:
i bought three pounds of potatoes for a dollar
3,255
### Instruction: i bought three pounds of potatoes for a dollar ### Response:
that is a good deal
3,256
### Instruction: that is a good deal ### Response:
yes even though some of the potatoes had eyes
3,257
### Instruction: yes even though some of the potatoes had eyes ### Response:
just put them in the fridge
3,258
### Instruction: just put them in the fridge ### Response:
also i bought a can of cheap coffee and a bag of good coffee
3,259
### Instruction: also i bought a can of cheap coffee and a bag of good coffee ### Response:
why did you do that
3,260
### Instruction: why did you do that ### Response:
i mixed them together
3,261
### Instruction: i mixed them together ### Response:
if the coffee still tastes okay that is a good idea
3,262
### Instruction: i really like this house ### Response:
can we afford it
3,263
### Instruction: can we afford it ### Response:
they want percent down
3,264
### Instruction: they want percent down ### Response:
that is a lot of money
3,265
### Instruction: that is a lot of money ### Response:
but the house is so nice
3,266
### Instruction: but the house is so nice ### Response:
it is in a great neighborhood
3,267
### Instruction: it is in a great neighborhood ### Response:
it is close to the beach
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### Instruction: it is close to the beach ### Response:
it is close to the freeways
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### Instruction: it is close to the freeways ### Response:
it is got a big yard
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### Instruction: it is got a big yard ### Response:
the kids love the house too
3,271
### Instruction: the kids love the house too ### Response:
if we do not buy it someone else will
3,272
### Instruction: if we do not buy it someone else will ### Response:
you are right lets buy it now we can worry later
3,273
### Instruction: we cannot afford this house ### Response:
are you sure
3,274
### Instruction: are you sure ### Response:
we will be house rich but cash poor
3,275
### Instruction: we will be house rich but cash poor ### Response:
what do you mean
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### Instruction: what do you mean ### Response:
our monthly payments will be too high
3,277
### Instruction: our monthly payments will be too high ### Response:
we will not have any money for other things
3,278
### Instruction: we will not have any money for other things ### Response:
no we will not have money for gas or food
3,279
### Instruction: no we will not have money for gas or food ### Response:
we will be eating peanut butter sandwiches
3,280
### Instruction: we will be eating peanut butter sandwiches ### Response:
without the peanut butter
3,281
### Instruction: without the peanut butter ### Response:
that is no good
3,282
### Instruction: that is no good ### Response:
we have to find a cheaper house
3,283
### Instruction: we have to find a cheaper house ### Response:
of course we cannot live without gas or peanut butter
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### Instruction: that is a beautiful house ### Response:
i do not like it
3,285
### Instruction: i do not like it ### Response:
that is the matter with it
3,286
### Instruction: that is the matter with it ### Response:
it is on the corner
3,287
### Instruction: it is on the corner ### Response:
so
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### Instruction: so ### Response:
that means it gets twice as much traffic
3,289
### Instruction: that means it gets twice as much traffic ### Response:
you are right
3,290
### Instruction: you are right ### Response:
when you are inside you will always hear cars stopping and stopping at the intersection
3,291
### Instruction: when you are inside you will always hear cars stopping and stopping at the intersection ### Response:
or you will hear the collision if someone does not stop
3,292
### Instruction: or you will hear the collision if someone does not stop ### Response:
or you will see the collision if they crash into the house
3,293
### Instruction: or you will see the collision if they crash into the house ### Response:
lets find a house that is at the end of a dead end
3,294
### Instruction: lets find a house that is at the end of a dead end ### Response:
that is perfect the less traffic the better
3,295
### Instruction: i hate looking for an apartment ### Response:
me too
3,296
### Instruction: me too ### Response:
we have a oclock appointment to see the one on main street
3,297
### Instruction: we have a oclock appointment to see the one on main street ### Response:
we would better get ready to go
3,298
### Instruction: we would better get ready to go ### Response:
it is an upstairs unit
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### Instruction: it is an upstairs unit ### Response:
that is good because i do not want to live under people with loud feet