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### Instruction: no problem i will give him food off my plate ### Response:
oh no you do not puppies do not eat vegetables
1,001
### Instruction: look at all these kittens ### Response:
how many are there
1,002
### Instruction: how many are there ### Response:
eight
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### Instruction: eight ### Response:
they are all so cute
1,004
### Instruction: they are all so cute ### Response:
yes but i cannot keep them
1,005
### Instruction: yes but i cannot keep them ### Response:
what are you going to do with them
1,006
### Instruction: what are you going to do with them ### Response:
i am going to give them away do you want one
1,007
### Instruction: i am going to give them away do you want one ### Response:
yes i would love one
1,008
### Instruction: yes i would love one ### Response:
which one do you want
1,009
### Instruction: which one do you want ### Response:
that one the one that is all black
1,010
### Instruction: that one the one that is all black ### Response:
yes i like that one too
1,011
### Instruction: yes i like that one too ### Response:
i will call him blacky
1,012
### Instruction: my parents go to church every sunday ### Response:
they trust in god
1,013
### Instruction: they trust in god ### Response:
they hope they will go to heaven
1,014
### Instruction: they hope they will go to heaven ### Response:
they probably will
1,015
### Instruction: they probably will ### Response:
but no one knows for sure
1,016
### Instruction: but no one knows for sure ### Response:
that is for sure
1,017
### Instruction: that is for sure ### Response:
no one knows what happens after we die
1,018
### Instruction: no one knows what happens after we die ### Response:
if we are good we will be happy in heaven with god
1,019
### Instruction: if we are good we will be happy in heaven with god ### Response:
that is what many people believe
1,020
### Instruction: that is what many people believe ### Response:
if we are bad we will be unhappy forever in hell
1,021
### Instruction: if we are bad we will be unhappy forever in hell ### Response:
i do not want to go to hell
1,022
### Instruction: i do not want to go to hell ### Response:
lets go to church with your parents on sunday
1,023
### Instruction: my husband died ### Response:
i am sorry for you
1,024
### Instruction: i am sorry for you ### Response:
thank you
1,025
### Instruction: thank you ### Response:
when did he die
1,026
### Instruction: when did he die ### Response:
a couple of months ago
1,027
### Instruction: a couple of months ago ### Response:
you still miss him
1,028
### Instruction: you still miss him ### Response:
yes but i talk to him almost every day
1,029
### Instruction: yes but i talk to him almost every day ### Response:
when you go to church
1,030
### Instruction: when you go to church ### Response:
no when i call him on his cell phone
1,031
### Instruction: no when i call him on his cell phone ### Response:
what do you mean
1,032
### Instruction: what do you mean ### Response:
i buried him with his cell phone
1,033
### Instruction: i buried him with his cell phone ### Response:
what will you do when the battery dies
1,034
### Instruction: today is friday the thirteenth ### Response:
that is a bad day
1,035
### Instruction: that is a bad day ### Response:
it is supposed to be unlucky
1,036
### Instruction: it is supposed to be unlucky ### Response:
you are supposed to stay home all day
1,037
### Instruction: you are supposed to stay home all day ### Response:
that is what i do
1,038
### Instruction: that is what i do ### Response:
my friend stayed in a hotel on friday the thirteenth
1,039
### Instruction: my friend stayed in a hotel on friday the thirteenth ### Response:
that was a mistake
1,040
### Instruction: that was a mistake ### Response:
he stayed on the thirteenth floor
1,041
### Instruction: he stayed on the thirteenth floor ### Response:
what happened
1,042
### Instruction: what happened ### Response:
someone stole his laptop
1,043
### Instruction: someone stole his laptop ### Response:
he was asking for it
1,044
### Instruction: he was asking for it ### Response:
he learned his lesson he is home today
1,045
### Instruction: do you really love me ### Response:
of course
1,046
### Instruction: of course ### Response:
prove it
1,047
### Instruction: prove it ### Response:
how can i prove it
1,048
### Instruction: how can i prove it ### Response:
take me to dinner
1,049
### Instruction: take me to dinner ### Response:
that is it that is all i have to do
1,050
### Instruction: that is it that is all i have to do ### Response:
take me to a nice restaurant not to mcdonalds
1,051
### Instruction: take me to a nice restaurant not to mcdonalds ### Response:
but a nice restaurant costs money
1,052
### Instruction: but a nice restaurant costs money ### Response:
yes and you have to make a reservation
1,053
### Instruction: yes and you have to make a reservation ### Response:
that is such a hassle
1,054
### Instruction: that is such a hassle ### Response:
i knew you did not love me
1,055
### Instruction: i knew you did not love me ### Response:
okay okay i will make a reservation right now
1,056
### Instruction: my parents are divorced ### Response:
so are mine
1,057
### Instruction: so are mine ### Response:
why did your parents get divorced
1,058
### Instruction: why did your parents get divorced ### Response:
my father found a new girlfriend
1,059
### Instruction: my father found a new girlfriend ### Response:
that is too bad
1,060
### Instruction: that is too bad ### Response:
my mother was hurt and angry
1,061
### Instruction: my mother was hurt and angry ### Response:
she had good reason what did she do
1,062
### Instruction: she had good reason what did she do ### Response:
she told him to drop his girlfriend
1,063
### Instruction: she told him to drop his girlfriend ### Response:
what did your father do
1,064
### Instruction: what did your father do ### Response:
he moved out of our house
1,065
### Instruction: he moved out of our house ### Response:
i guess he really liked his new girlfriend
1,066
### Instruction: i guess he really liked his new girlfriend ### Response:
yes but she left him a year later
1,067
### Instruction: my grandmas apartment smells funny ### Response:
so does mine
1,068
### Instruction: so does mine ### Response:
i think it is an old peoples smell
1,069
### Instruction: i think it is an old peoples smell ### Response:
really
1,070
### Instruction: really ### Response:
yes i think when you get old you begin to smell
1,071
### Instruction: yes i think when you get old you begin to smell ### Response:
like fruit that is too ripe
1,072
### Instruction: like fruit that is too ripe ### Response:
yes just like fruit that is too ripe
1,073
### Instruction: yes just like fruit that is too ripe ### Response:
but the smell is different
1,074
### Instruction: but the smell is different ### Response:
yes old people do not smell like fruit
1,075
### Instruction: yes old people do not smell like fruit ### Response:
no they smell like a thrift shop
1,076
### Instruction: no they smell like a thrift shop ### Response:
yes a thrift shop has that same smell
1,077
### Instruction: yes a thrift shop has that same smell ### Response:
yes an old smell
1,078
### Instruction: the price of stamps goes up and up ### Response:
i think stamps used to cost a penny
1,079
### Instruction: i think stamps used to cost a penny ### Response:
that was a long time ago
1,080
### Instruction: that was a long time ago ### Response:
it was before i was born
1,081
### Instruction: it was before i was born ### Response:
now a stamp is cents
1,082
### Instruction: now a stamp is cents ### Response:
but in may it will be cents
1,083
### Instruction: but in may it will be cents ### Response:
have you ever lost a letter in the mail
1,084
### Instruction: have you ever lost a letter in the mail ### Response:
no i have not
1,085
### Instruction: no i have not ### Response:
neither have i
1,086
### Instruction: neither have i ### Response:
so they do a good job for the money
1,087
### Instruction: so they do a good job for the money ### Response:
yes they do
1,088
### Instruction: yes they do ### Response:
maybe we should not complain
1,089
### Instruction: a button came off my shirt ### Response:
what are you going to do
1,090
### Instruction: what are you going to do ### Response:
first i have to find the button
1,091
### Instruction: first i have to find the button ### Response:
where did you lose it
1,092
### Instruction: where did you lose it ### Response:
i have no idea
1,093
### Instruction: i have no idea ### Response:
a button is hard to find did you look in your pant cuffs
1,094
### Instruction: a button is hard to find did you look in your pant cuffs ### Response:
that is a good idea
1,095
### Instruction: that is a good idea ### Response:
i found a button in my pant cuffs one time
1,096
### Instruction: i found a button in my pant cuffs one time ### Response:
let me look no it is not there
1,097
### Instruction: let me look no it is not there ### Response:
many shirts come with an extra button
1,098
### Instruction: many shirts come with an extra button ### Response:
you are right this one does have an extra button
1,099
### Instruction: you are right this one does have an extra button ### Response:
now all you have to do is sew it on