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town jester: JUGGLE!? Shiny daggers! Why YES! And I dance too! blacksmith: I am almost finished with these. They are bronze and very showy. town jester: Oh wow! Excellent craftsmanship! Would you care for a bite of food whilst I entertain you? Please tell me if I am any good! Trying to make it to the castle one day you...
town jester is trying to impress blacksmith with his juggling skills.
painter: I guess I can let you in on the secret. See that wall? That is a secret door to a room where she keeps some rather unsavory paintings. I have painted them. worker: If I spill the secret to the royal family they will have no choice but to give me a position of royalty painter: You fool! They will kill the both...
painter has been a prisoner of the royal family for 4 years. He has lost his family. He has been painting for them. He suggests the worker takes his anger out in his art.
#Person1#: Alison, would you like to have some more? #Person2#: No thanks. I have had enough. #Person1#: Actually you haven't have much. #Person2#: To tell you the truth, I am on the diet. #Person1#: That sounds ridiculous. Why? #Person2#: Well, I am gaining weight these days, and I have to watch my calories.
Alison tells #Person1# she doesn't want more food as she's on a diet.
fisherman: haha true true, well I think the smell of fish is probably a good indication in my case. tax agent: I do not suppose you are current on your taxes are you? fisherman: Why Sir, whatever do you take me for? I'm a loyal and lawful subject. Of course I am. tax agent: Do know that my documents would inform me if ...
fisherman is current on his taxes. He reinvested everything into rebuilding his boat.
#Person1#: Good evening, sir. Can I help you? #Person2#: Yes. I think I left my digital camera on the train from London earlier today. #Person1#: Did you, sir? Oh, well, in that case, we'd better fill in a Lost Property Form. Can you tell me your name? #Person2#: Yes, it's Mark Adams. #Person1#: OK. Your address? #Pers...
Mark Adams lost his digital camera on the train from London. #Person1# asks him to fill a Lost Property Form and promises to help to look for it.
#Person1#: I'm Miss Sherman. What seems to be the problem? #Person2#: Well, apparently I'Ve run up quite a bill. I was under the impression that the Junior Executive Holiday Package only cost 250 dollars per night. I'Ve just been informed that it's actually 500 do #Person1#: That's true. For the Junior Executive Room. ...
#Person2#'s bill is much higher than expected and insists #Person2# wasn't informed of the price. #Person2# demands a new bill that reflects the advertised rate and Miss Sherman promises to arrange.
#Person1#: Well, Mr. Cui, could you tell me why you are interested in working with this company? #Person2#: I think working in this company could give me the best chance to use what I have learnt. As you know, I majored in computer programming in the university. I've cherished a desire to get a job where I can apply my...
Mr. Cui tells #Person1# why he wants to work in this company and why he left his previous job. Though Mr. Cui applied with another company, #Person1#'s company is his first choice.
blacksmith: I'll make you a second hammer so you can juggle two of them jester: I thought you were a dagger maker! It says you sell knifes right there on your sign! Why would you make me a hammer? blacksmith: I can make any item as long as it is made of metal jester: You should make yourself a metal mask to hide that u...
blacksmith will make a second hammer for jester. Jester needs it to entertain the king tonight.
#Person1#: Excuse me, could you tell me whether there is a restaurant near here? #Person2#: Yes, there is one at Sanyuan Bridge. It is a famous restaurant in the city. #Person1#: I'm afraid there must be a lot of people there. #Person2#: I think so. I think you'd better make a phone call to see whether there is a table...
#Person2# recommends a restaurant to #Person1# and offers a tourist guidebook for #Person1# to call to check the availability.
#Person1#: Hi, dear, do you know what the important day is today? #Person2#: I don't know. #Person1#: Please think it over. #Person2#: Oh, I see. #Person1#: Come on, dear. I know you mustn't forget it. #Person2#: It's Saturday, a great weekend. #Person1#: Ur, you really let me down. #Person2#: Don't be angry with me. I...
#Person2# doesn't know what the important day is today. #Person1# is disappointed because it's their wedding anniversary.
vulture: No, unless it's dead animals it holds no value to me. snakes slithering around the cavern: Well I know we aren't about to go buy a fancy hat if its full of gold but don't you want to know why so many adventurers have tried to take it? I mean look at all the skeletons around here! vulture: I suppose it is a bit...
vulture is a bit curious about the treasure chest. snakes slithering around the cavern are surprised that there is nothing in it.
Lina: Hey, when is the delivery arriving? Escobar: not sure, on thursday maybe Lina: ok, please keep in tabs Escobar: relax Lina Lina: hope you know how the port is nowadays Escobar: fred is on the ground, he'll keep us posted Lina: so i shouldnt be concerned at all? Escobar: yeah, you shouldn't Lina: okay then...
Fred will keep Lina and Escobar posted about the delivery arriving so Lina shouldn't worry.
villagers: Maybe I'll look into the future and see that you're not there anymore. mad king: I will be here! I know this maze, the rat's talk to me. They know who their king is unlike you fools. I will feed you to my babies. My precious rat babies. I love my little ratty rats. But you must die! villagers: Are you...
mad king is going to eat chicken with his villagers.
#Person1#: Which season do you like best? #Person2#: I like spring best. It is neither too cold nor too hot. Freezing days make me lazy and stuffy days make me lazier. How about you? #Person1#: I prefer summer, especially the summer evenings. When the sun comes down, it is so nice to take a walk and breathe. After a ...
#Person2# likes spring best. #Person1# prefers summer, especially the summer evenings. #Person2# wonders how #Person1# gets through the stuffy daytime.
Ann: we're in this little village in Umbria Ann: <file_photo> Terry: so cute! Mary: and even some snow! Ann: yes, but we're cosy here Mary: sightseeing a lot? Ann: actually mostly sitting in our little cottage Ann: cooking pasta and having sex Terry: very romantic Mary: so it seems the crises is over Ann: not really, h...
Ann and her partner are staying in a cottage in a little village near Umbria, mainly cooking pasta and having sex. Ann's partner is addicted, he takes 4 pills of Xanax every day.
officer: Well I suggest you return to you grave this instant! No good can come from an undead uprising, mark my words. And no lollygagging! person: I haven't been buried yet officer: Perhaps you should find a gravedigger? I believe the one at Saint Dwyfed's offers his services at very reasonable rates. person: Well...
Officer wants the person to return to his grave. The person hasn't been buried yet. The officer will remove the person's arms, legs and head.
king: Really? Let us execute them in the courtyard. officer: Let me guide you to the castle to safety. There might be more of them around and you are unarmed. king: Very well. Tell me do you know the purpose of this attack? officer: I believe one of the enemies were to steal your scepter and bring it back to their ki...
The king wants to execute the enemies in the courtyard. The officer suggests he should be guided to the castle to safety. They captured 22 men.
#Person1#: Good afternoon, what can I do for you? #Person2#: Yes, please. I would like to know something about the driving courses. #Person1#: Well, We have short full time courses during the summer. Are you interested in them? #Person2#: No, I am free only at weekends. #Person1#: Then there are weekend courses. The co...
#Person1# introduces the weekend driving courses to #Person2#. #Person2# feels satisfied with its settings.
residents of the cottage: I live nearby in the royal village and sew many clothes for the queen to wear a monkey friend: The Queen! I have no use for that vile woman!. Why do you serve on such as she? residents of the cottage: What an insolent creature you are! She is a virtuous leader and employer. a monkey friend: Ei...
residents of the cottage sew clothes for the queen. A monkey friend is angry with them. He will gouge out their eyes.
maid: Hello your majesty, how are you today? king: Its been a slow day maid maid: Well a slow day sounds nice for you, you are always hard at work! king: That is true! I am the hardest working king around. Its nice to take a break and pray to the gods maid: Truly, as spirituality is very important! king: Here take this...
king is taking a break and wants maid to take a fan.
#Person1#: Hi. Is there anything I can do for you? #Person2#: Hello, yes, I opened an L / C with you recently. We opened it 7 days ago. #Person1#: If you could show me your details, please. What can I do? #Person2#: We would like to amend it, please. #Person1#: We can amend it for you as long as your customer agrees to...
#Person2# comes to amend an L / C and brings a letter to prove the approval of the amendment.
#Person1#: Do you like ethnic food? #Person2#: I do! My favorites are Mexican, Thai, and Indian. #Person1#: Really? Have you ever tried Moroccan? #Person2#: I can't say that I have. What are the basic ingredients? #Person1#: I don't know. A friend of mine said I should try it. #Person2#: Do you know where a Moroccan re...
#Person2# tells #Person1# #Person2# likes ethnic food but hasn't tried Moroccan. #Person1# suggests going to a Moroccan restaurant for lunch.
#Person1#: What's the matter with you, Jane? You look angry. #Person2#: Oh, Henry, I had words with Jack just now. #Person1#: Come to the point. Why did you argue? #Person2#: When I asked him to clean up the bedroom, he didn't listen and left his dirty clothes everywhere. #Person1#: So you lost your temper? #Person2#: ...
Jane tells Henry that she argued with Jack because he left his dirty clothes everywhere.
horse: OATS! DO you have oats? wolves: "Oats? Why would I have oats?" horse: I'm uh, just hungry for oats. Why...why... is there a skeleton there? wolves: "Well, you aren't the first horse to wander here..." horse: Hey, did you know, I have four hooves. Nahayayaya. wolves: "And how fast can you run on those four hooves...
horse is hungry and wants oats. There is a skeleton there. Wolves assure him that he is not the first horse to wander here.
a cowardly guard nervously awaiting an attack: Yes yes, have my coin purse, sing me the song! wench: This one is from my homeland. It is called Lothar the Worthless and it is about the adventures of the worst warrior of the tribe. a cowardly guard nervously awaiting an attack: ...perhaps you have a song about the BEST...
a cowardly guard nervously awaiting an attack is joking with a wench. The wench sings him a song about the worst warrior of the tribe. The guard throws up a little. The wench offers him some wine.
Walter: Honey, I forgot to tell that Rob is gonna drop by around 10 to borrow my drill Frances: Is it somewhere easy to find? I don't have time to search for it Walter: No worries, I left it outside the garden shed Frances: OK, I hope het gets here as you say, I'm going out to see Mrs Flowers soon Walter: I hope so...
Rob is dropping by around to borrow Walter's drill. Frances will find it by the shed. She's going to see Mrs Flowers afterwards.
person: hey camel how i you, you seem to be very happy today camel: Yes even though the earth is getting swallowed up around this Witch's House, I chose to stay upbeat. person: you are smart but becoming to old for games camel: Indeed. All of this traveling and carrying in the desert and surrounding lands has taken its...
camel is becoming old and tired of traveling and carrying. He is seeking herbs from the witch to help his humps store water. The person offers him tea.
Frank: I've got an interview! Tom: Wow well done! Where? Susan: Whoop whoop!!! Frank: Goldmans Sachs bro #swag Susan: hahahaha Tom: wow fancy! when? Frank: Thursday at 6 pm. Susan: Damn Frank, we're going to the theatre on Thursday Frank: this Thursday? Susan: Yes, this Thursday... it starts at 7 Tom: Can you reschedul...
Frank has an interview with Goldmans Sachs on Thursday at 6 pm. He was supposed to go to the theatre with Susan then, but he forgot about it.
Lizzy: Do u know where Kate is? Mary: I've no idea. Mary: Maybe with Carl...
Mary doesn't know where Kate is, maybe with Carl.
goblin: Do you have any yarn nearby. I can use my magic and turn it into gold for you. Give me as much yarn as you can find. old gnaisha: I left my stock of yarn in my cupboard at home, is there any other you can make gold? goblin: Nope unfortunately that is all I can do. My sweater is made of yarn! Here you go! old gn...
old gnaisha left his stock of yarn at home. Goblin can't turn anything else into gold. He will turn old gnaisha's sweater into gold.
Jake: Any fun plans for your weekend? Amy: Let's see how Chris is feeling. He's been quite sick. You? Jake: Oh I am sorry to hear that he has been under the weather. From my end having a dinner party tomorrow night. And I want to go see a movie. Otherwise nothing too crazy. Amy: Any theme for the party? ;) And what ...
Jake has a dinner party tomorrow night. Jake and Amy want to see the movie 'Bohemian Rhapsody'. They also talk about the books they've recently read. Amy read 'Metro 2033' and Jake - 'Sapiens: Brief History of Humankind'.
guard: Who goes there? person: IT IS ME, WHO ARE YOU? guard: I am a royal guard of the king person: well i am sorry royal guard of the king, I am a thief. guard: Take that you filthy scoundrel person: no way you ever catch me! guard: I'll be taking that! person: no!!!! my precious!!! Silly man! guard: These belong to t...
person is a thief and he stole a sapphire from the royal guard of the king. The sapphire is the king's and the guard will take it. The person is poor and he has 18 children.
invader: He who lives by the sword, dies by it! Anderson silva yang soldier: How did you find this place? Last time I checked it was camouflaged! invader: Because this is what I do for a living. I invade other camps and forts soldier: Stop lying! You are a invader so you must have gotten inside plans from a secret sour...
Soldier is a mercenary. He needs to be paid to kill. The invader is a professional soldier. He has a treasure map.
Emily: omg Jack, you won't believe it Emily: I just met Clive Stevenson at dry cleaner Jack: wow, long time no see Jack: how is he doing nowadays? Emily: not well I'm afraid Emily: he's recently found out that he's got cancer :( Jack: oh shit :( Emily: yeah, now the doctors are figuring out which treatment to ch...
Emily met Clive Stevenson at the dry cleaner's. Clive has recently found out that he has cancer and doctors are choosing some treatment for him. Clive is married with one kid.
guest: Well she sure sounds terrible. How did she come to be queen if she's so terrible? lady of the house: She is apparently more conventionally attractive than I! Do you believe it? guest: One becomes queen just by being beautiful? My, this truly is a strange kingdom isn't it. lady of the house: Well, the King does...
guest is surprised that the lady of the house is queen. The guest is a merchant selling potions in the market.
Maggie: What are you doing this weekend? Liz: Dunno. Probably studying. Why? Maggie: I thought we could go to the movies. Do you really have to study all the time? Liz: I've got a test on Monday. Maggie: And the weekend is looong :P Liz: What movie? Maggie: Yay, I knew it! Liz: Am I so predictable? :P Maggie: ...
Liz has to study this weekend but finds time to go to the cinema, go shopping and have a pizza with Liz on Saturday. The movie starts at 1 p.m.
Lara: Everything okay? Tom: Yeah, sorry it’s taking so long. The line is terrible Lara: How much more time? Tom: Something like 20 minutes Lara: Okey dokey
Tom is standing in line. It will take him 20 minutes.
monster: Hello traveller, what brings a human to this jungle? Seems like a bad choice. traveller: Just passing through Not looking for trouble monster: Have you paid your toll? traveller: I didn't know there was a toll, but I'd be happy to pay. What is it? monster: You must provide food for this forest. Sustenance to...
traveller is passing through the jungle. He didn't know there was a toll. The monster wants him to provide food for the forest. He must plant a plant to increase the life of the forest.
#Person1#: Good morning. Please come into my office. #Person2#: Good morning. Thank you. #Person1#: I see that you have some impressive writing experience. #Person2#: Yes. I have written for several top newspapers in the country. I'm also in the process of writing my first novel. #Person1#: Wonderful. I'd like to know ...
#Person1# is interviewing #Person2#. #Person2# tells some writing experience.
Norma: have u seen my tattoo? Marston: you got one cool show me Norma: <file_photo> Royce: oh lovely what does it say? Norma: its a Japanese way of wishing good luck Marston: you sure? Norma: I sure hope so Marston: anyways its really sweet esp the Bird Norma: yeah i like it too really
Norma has a new tattoo showing a Japanese way of wishing good luck. Marston and Norma both like it.
Lizzy: LETSS GO Will: OK IM COMING 5 mins Lizzy: we will be so late because of you Will: 5min won't matter it will be perfectly fine ok? Lizzy: no longer we have to go
Lizzy is worried they will be late because she has to wait for Will for 5 minutes.
squirrel: Yes, we live in the area. We hunt all day to store food for the winter months people: I bought some land out here and I need to find a good spot to build my cabin. Would this make a good spot, do you think? squirrel: Yes I think so. Please don't cut down any trees though people: I think I have to cut down a f...
squirrels live in the area. People bought some land out here and they need to find a good spot to build their cabin. They will cut down a few trees.
Sophie: Hi, how are you? Gabi: Good. Busy as always... Gabi: And you? How was Marcel's visit? Sophie: Don't even tell me Sophie: It was so awkward.... :/ Gabi: What happened? Sophie: So apparently the main reason of his visit to Boston was... me Gabi: What do you mean? Sophie: One evening he appeared with a bo...
Sophie finds Marcel's visit to Boston awkward. Sophie got flowers from Marcel, he said he love her and wanted to kiss her which Sophie found crippling.
#Person1#: Mr. Bryant? Hi, I'm Mike from Florence Incorporated. I'll glad you made it okay. How was your flight? #Person2#: It was pretty bumpy, also a bit long, all together about 5 hours. #Person1#: That is a long flight. You had a layover too, is that right? You must be tired. #Person2#: Actually I feel quite rested...
Mike from Florence Incorporated meets Mr. Bryant. Mr. Bryant tells Mike about his flight. Mike tells him about the arrangements Mike made for him, including the hotel, the restaurant, and sightseeing around Seattle.
townsperson: Which lord is that? Zule, lord of light? Lydia, the realm's goddess? villager: Those are only demi-gods, their is only one true lord. It is no wonder your prayers go unanswered. Zule and Lydia do not have the power to fully manifest on Earth. townsperson: ...another fool in the lagoon praying to an invis...
The villagers are performing sacrifices in the lagoon. The townsperson is a fool and he will become the next offering.
rabbit: awesome i will equip this bag to carry them to my village after i get out of this house, i think i hear a fox wondering around they scare me so much vagrants: I'm less worried about the fox that may be outside and more worried about the snake I'm seeing right over there. rabbit: this place is full of wild anima...
rabbit is going to take a lantern with him to his village.
Lilah: I cant wait for the week end :D Amari: Yeah Its sports festival we have been waiting for :D Lilah: are you taking part in any sports? Amari: Yes, Rugby and Cricket Lilah: Nice Amari: You? Lilah: Only Carom
Amari will play rugby and cricket and Lilah will play carom at the sports festival at weekend.
Nicky: Got a letter from the bank. Need to talk. Phil: S'up? Nicky: Promise u won't be angry. Phil: What's wrong? Nicky: Promise. Phil: Fine. I promise. Nicky: Remember I luv u. Phil: That bad?! How much do we owe? Nicky: $3k Phil: What?! How could u?! Nicky: U promised. Phil: So did u!
Nicky and Phil owe the bank $3K.
Julie: how's it going? Anna: I'm in a gift frenzy Julie: omg two days before Christmas??? Anna: Yeah that's how we do it xD Julie: I had all my presents ready a month ago Anna: I used to do that as well but Mike has a different strategy Julie: ?? Anna: he says that the stores empty just before Christmas Julie: ...
Anna is in a gift madness two days before Christmas because Mike says shops are empty then. Julie wants to know later if his strategy works.
Linda: i will make some food for our romantic evening :* Linda: what would you like to eat? Ronnie: something spicy Linda: so maybe burrito? Ronnie: honey, everything you will make would be great Linda: oh you are so sweet Linda: so i will make this burrito Ronnie: i will buy some wine Ronnie: or beer? Linda: ...
Ronnie and Linda will see each other in the evening. Linda will make a burrito and Ronnie will buy some beer.
woman: hello! what are you looking shopping for? Summarize the dialogue
Woman is looking for shopping.
#Person1#: Hey, what's good with you? #Person2#: Not a lot. What about you? #Person1#: I'm throwing a party on Friday. #Person2#: That sounds like fun. #Person1#: Do you think you can come? #Person2#: I'm sorry. I'm already doing something this Friday. #Person1#: What are you going to be doing? #Person2#: My family and...
#Person1# is throwing a party and invites #Person2# to come, but #Person2# is going to dinner with #Person2#'s family.
Chris: Hello Anne, there's no water in the flat Anne: Hi, have you called the administrator? Or a plumber? Chris: No...? I've thought you may help with this issue. Anne: Ok, I think we need to establish something first. I'm renting you the flat, yes, and thank you for choosing it, but I'm not your housekeeper or any...
There is no water in the flat as Chris reports to Anne. Anne rents the flat to Chris.
#Person1#: Have you got any hobbies, Rod? #Person2#: Yes, Jessie. I'm fond of fishing, painting, stamp-collecting, and... #Person1#: Wow, so many! I just like taking photographs. #Person2#: In my family, everyone has more than one interest. My father likes to build things out of wood and collect baseball caps. He doesn...
Rod has many hobbies but Jessie only has one. He tells her that everyone in his family has more than one interest and introduces their hobbies.
#Person1#: Have you seen Ted Green's new ear? #Person2#: No. When did you see it? #Person1#: He gave me a ride to the store yesterday. Oh, I forgot to tell you. Ted and Grace have invited us to their house next Sunday. They took a lot of movies on their trip to China and they want to show them to us. #Person2#: That wi...
Ted and Grace invite #Person1# and #Person2# to watch movies at home without children.
#Person1#: I think I'm going to go to the market today. #Person2#: Do we need food? #Person1#: Yeah, I think so. #Person2#: What are you going to get? #Person1#: I'm not sure what we need. #Person2#: Maybe you should go and look in the refrigerator. #Person1#: Could you do it for me, and write out a list of thing...
#Person1#'s going to the market and asks #Person2# to make a shopping list.
Heidi: I'm tired of Mandy's humours Donald: What did she do now? Konrad: You're lucky you weren't there today Konrad: She shouted at the team because someone misplaced her eyeshadow palette Donald: That's ridiculous Konrad: That's her typical behaviour Heidi: I think I'm gonna quit. Heidi: One more outburst like that....
Mandy got mad at the team.
abbess: Beggar we've a job for you. Come in and replace this wood. priest: Here are some new clean clothes for him.He can't work in those rags. Looks like he is about to lose his pants. That would be very inappropriate in front of you. abbess: You're too kind father. We should give him food as well so he can work har...
The beggar will replace the wood in the rectory in exchange for food and shelter.
guard: But of course, we've worked together long enough. How many executions have we performed? Eight thousand? Ten thousand. I've lost count. hangman: There aren't even that many people in the kingdom! We've probably just done a couple hundred. guard: No lad - you're thinking of the town. You'd be right, we'd hav...
hangman and guard have done a couple hundred executions each. The Kingdom stretches from the Blue Mountains to the desert of Anarka. Every criminal and revolutionary is brought here to the capital for trial and execution.
villager: I do... I keep praying and praying... and God does not answer... this book.. this is where we get our guidance from... Tell me father, where in here does it say that my daughter is a witch? clergy: Like i said, she'll be found soon.How is your wife and son fairing? villager: Yes... like they would be expected...
The villager's daughter is missing. The clergy assures him that she'll be found soon. The clergy advises the villager not to speak of witchcraft.
priests: How are you today, father priest: I am ok, this room makes me feel uneasy though. priests: It is very uneasy here. such a foul smell priest: I came here for this map but after being in here awhile i kind of regret it. I don;t feel right. priests: It is hard on the nose, for sure. What map is that? priest: Here...
priests are uneasy in the room with the map of the old town Grenadier. It was burned down when the priest was a child.
#Person1#: What do you consider to be your strong points? #Person2#: I think I'm tough not only physically but mentally. #Person1#: Why do you say that? #Person2#: I have been playing football since high school. At present, I'm a member of a community football club. #Person1#: Really? Are you still playing? #Person2#: ...
#Person1# interviews #Person2# about strength, weakness, and teamwork. #Person2# is a tough football player but is a workaholic. #Person2# prefers to work alone but also do teamwork.
Emsi: Im watching this new crime series Emsi:'The Mentalist' Emsi: I love it! Have you seen it? Katie: no, Im afraid Martie: I've heard of it only, but never seen Emsi: Omg, girls! It's fantastic! Emsi: and this actor in the leading role is soooooo good lookin! Katie: ok, now I know why you like it so much Kat...
Emsi's watching "The Mentalist" and likes the actor in the leading role. Katie and Martie haven't watched it.
#Person1#: are you good at cooking? #Person2#: no, but I'm pretty good at eating! #Person1#: do you prefer chinese food or Western food? #Person2#: well, to be honest with you, Chinese food is really different from western food. #Person1#: are you used to the food here? #Person2#: I'm not really used to it yet. #...
#Person2# thinks Chinese food and Western food are different. #Person2# likes Sweet and Sour Pork and Kung Pao Chicken. It's hard for #Person2# to try new Chinese dishes because #Person2# can't read the menu. #Person1# wants to treat #Person2# Beijing duck.
evil priestess: Okay if that is your choice then we will use your blood for the ritual. a reluctant nun: Nor will you use mine. You can collect blood from a cow or a rabbit or something else. But not mine or the boys evil priestess: But I have your hand in mine now and will just need to slice off a little finger. a rel...
a reluctant nun refuses to give her blood to an evil priestess for a ritual.
gator: I smell HUMAN intruder... person: Hm. Looks like it's in my way. Good thing I've got this throwing knife gator: Aha!! I see you, human! I eat you now! person: Okay, here goes nothing.... curses I missed! gator: Ah! Wolf snack still alive!! Get back, snack! person: Hm. Hopefully that keeps him filled up for a whi...
gator got the wolf and is going to eat the human.
servant: Well we have some thinly sliced wood, topped with lizard sauce and fine wine. Would that interest you? guest: Indeed it would! Have you any of your roast board as well? I find wood chips and lizard sauce go well with board, but I would hate to inconvenience the chef. servant: Why certainly, dear guest. The c...
guest wants to eat wood chips with lizard sauce and roast board. The chef will prepare them. The poet will sing while the guest waits.
#Person1#: Can you lend me fifty bucks? #Person2#: What? Again? Why do you keep running out of money? #Person1#: I guess I don't earn enough. #Person2#: No, I think it's how you budget your life, that's the problem. #Person1#: That's my business, not yours. #Person2#: True enough, until the time comes that you nee...
#Person1# has to borrow money from #Person2#. #Person2# thinks #Person1# should reevaluate spending habits, and shares #Person2#'s experience on following #Person2#'s budget and making investments.
farmers: Yes my queen. My son's and I will see that it is done. Is there anything else? queen: I will be inspecting to make sure everything is being done as it should. See that a better road is cut for my carriage. farmers: We work long, long days during harvest season, my queen and it would be difficult for your carr...
farmers will cut a better road for the queen's carriage.
#Person1#: I was thinking of holding the company retreat in the mountains. #Person2#: I agree, I think that that would be perfect! #Person1#: I was thinking it could take place sometime in January. #Person2#: That might be a little too cold for some people. #Person1#: Yes, you are right. #Person2#: What about April? Ap...
#Person1# was thinking of holding the company's retreat in the mountains. #Person2# suggests taking a survey to see how that works.
#Person1#: Flight BE 407 to Rome is delayed. Will passengers please wait in the lounge? #Person2#: Oh, how annoying! #Person1#: The time of departure will be announced as soon as possible. #Person2#: Is's infuriating! I have to be in Rome by five.
#Person2# has to be in Rome by five but the flight is delayed.
the king: Hello my dear, are you happy with the renovations of thsi room? his wife: It is satisfactory my King. the king: Good, it was a good choice. Summarize the dialogue
the king is happy with the renovations of his room.
Poppy: I don't feel like working today.......... Emily: OMG, I have the same!! I can't focus on anything... Mia: Story of my life :P Poppy: Talking with all those clients, it's sooooo boring... Mia: Better than filling out every day the same reports Mia: Believe me Poppy: Well, I'm not so sure about that... :D E...
Poppy, Emily and Mia don't feel like working today byt they will.
person: hi people: Hello there. Are you leaving town too? person: No, I'm out walking for some fresh air. people: This place is too loud for me. person: all i can hear is that gate. where are you headed? people: To the countryside. person: nice, do you have family out there? people: No, I am alone. I need to go somewhe...
People are leaving the city and are going to the countryside. They are going to stay at an inn about 100 miles down the road.
Tomek: Hey I like this girl but I am kinda nervous to ask her out. Ania: Just do it! I bet you 10$ she will say yes :) Tomek: Do you want to go out with me? (´・ω・`) Ania: Ummmm...sorry not my type. Tomek: Oh, okay! Tomek: Then u owe me $10 😜😜😜
Tomek asks Ania to go out with him but she declines.
child: I will! Why don't you get in with me? parent: I will come in for a short time but I do not feel comfortable with the water and we must get out soon child: Yay! Can we come here again sometime? parent: I would prefer to find water that is safer for my wonderful children child: Fine. I look forward to find safer w...
parent and child are in the water. The parent does not feel comfortable with the water and wants to find safer water. The parent sees an alligator and a poisonous snake about to be near them. The parent and the child are safe now.
leper: I am unsure what kind of animal you are, I do not know whether I am but people look down on me. animal: What about that traveler over there? Should I get out of here? Don't want his finger to fall off leper: I do not know him myself, I am simply looking for some food. I have wondered far after getting kicked out...
leper is looking for some food. He has been kicked out of his colony. Animal offers him to sleep in the barn with them.
king: Guard, I beseech thee, come take this crown! guard: Yes your majesty king: You are my most trusted guard. It is a privilege to have you in my castle. guard: It is my honor your majesty. You are not just my king but a dear friend. king: I can only hope we will be friends for life. guard: So what will you be doing ...
king wants his most trusted guard to take his crown. king will be riding today and he will need a bow and arrow.
Hannah: The motherfucker took my spot again Pamela: Richard? Anne: I saw him parking...
Richard took Hannah's parking spot again. Anne saw it.
Hugo: Hey guys, so I've just booked an apartment for us. Have a look if you have the time <file_other>. You should have received an email from Airbnb asking you to pay your part, so let me know if you haven't gotten it. Cristina: I've paid already 🏆 Ashley: Me too. Thanks Hugo! Kim: I'm at work but will try to pay ...
Hugo booked an apartmen on Airbnb, and Cristina and Ashley already paid their part, and Kim will do it as soon as she gets back home this evening. Hugo and Kim aren't done with their papers yet.
#Person1#: Isabelle, you know I'm not interested in fame. #Person2#: Well, you don't seem to be interested in getting a real job, either. #Person1#: You know I'm interested in teaching. I'm looking for jazz students. . . #Person2#: Yeah, and every high school student in town is banging on your door, right? #Person1...
Isabelle thinks #Person1# is a dreamer because #Person1# doesn't do real things.
#Person1#: Could you tell me how to use the library? #Person2#: Sure. All you need is your student ID card or admission card to check out books and read journals or magazines in the library. #Person1#: How many books am I allowed to check out at a time? #Person2#: Two books at a time. Except magazines or journals, they...
#Person1# is asking #Person2# how to use the library and will check out two books.
#Person1#: No, it hasn't. It's very dirty. #Person2#: Someone ought to clean it today. #Person1#: Mark should clean it. It's his turn. #Person2#: No, he cleaned it last time. It's your turn. #Person1#: No, it isn't. You always clean it after Mark. #Person2#: Oh dear, is it really my turn? In that case, I'll clean tomor...
#Person1# points out that it's #Person2#'s turn to clean, but #Person2# doesn't want to do it today.
Adam: so? Adam: what did the doctor say? Cate: It's nothing to worry about Cate: they said it's benign Adam: THANK GOD Adam: <file_gif> Cate: lol Adam: I'm so glad Cate: me too Adam: love you Cate: love you too Adam: let's celebrate Adam: wanna go to the thai restaurant you've been moaning about Cate: moan...
Cate's doctor said her condition is not dangerous. Cate and Adam will go to the Thai restaurant Cate wanted to go to to celebrate. Cate will make a reservation for 8 o'clock.
animal: Are you not worried an animal will come by and eat you? stray cat sun-bathing: I've been laying in the sun playing my lair all day, would you like some weed animal? animal: I like fruits and animals. stray cat sun-bathing: The enchantment princess will rub my belly if I purr against her leg animal: Of all the a...
stray cat sun-bathing is laying in the sun and offers animal weed. animal doesn't trust it and doesn't want to eat cat. cat is delusional and thinks enchantment princess will rub its belly. cat is wearing boots that cobbler
queen: Screams for guards bat king: Humans and their petty screaming, can't a bat simply rest in a throne room without such a fuss? queen: Well now... since you are prone to human's screaming, let's try a Banshee's scream. bat king: Ask yourself what manner of a queen employs the likes of a banshee. queen: When deali...
bat king is annoyed with the queen's screams.
Alice: Just bought this! <file_photo> Jane: OMG, u look fucking awesome! Alice: I know :P Alice: having a date tonite :D Jane: with??? Alice: Guess! Jane: hmm.. Peter? Alice: Nope. Jane: Alex?? Alice: You're kidding? <LOL> Jane: Gimme a clue. Alice: Saturday night:P Jane: Hmm.. that guy from the Iris...
Alice has a date tonight, with a guy from the Irish bar.
person: "... yknow, I haven't been into this church in a few years, but did they renovate? Is it really that confusing in there?" parishioner: I simply got turned around, that is all. ...What are you doing here if you aren't one of the sheep? person: "Ah, well, I'm looking for a holy relic, too, of sorts. But what you'...
parishioner got lost in the church. He will follow person out.
musician: Does it require me to play my pipe or a lute perhaps? The rat said that I would have a great reward. Is that true? mystical lion: Yes, you may be a bard for my next quest that I am sending the adventurers on. musician: I am excited to do most anything. Danger doesn't bother me either for it is just me. I h...
musician will be a bard for the next quest of the mystical lion. He will bring his instrument, food, supplies and his instrument.
#Person1#: Good morning, Mr. Black. I am the new secretary. #Person2#: Good morning, Miss White. You are half an hour early. #Person1#: I don't want to make a bad impression. #Person2#: Come on over. This is your desk, and this is your time card. Be sure to clock in and out before and after you work. #Person1#: I w...
Mr. Black tells Miss White to clock in and out and keep her desk neat. Miss White can use the items on the desk as long as she works there and she can use the phone to handle personal matters.
#Person1#: I'm thinking about redecorating my bedroom. I bought this magazine in order to get some ideas. What do you think of this? #Person2#: That looks good. The room in the picture is bigger than your bedroom, so you wouldn't be able to have all that furniture in your room. #Person1#: I'd like to have the bed and t...
#Person1#'ll redecorate #Person1#'s bedroom so #Person1# bought a magazine for references. #Person2# thinks everything in the magazine is expensive so #Person1# can buy something similar in discount stores. #Person1# wants a carpet but #Person2# recommends a rug.
Kim: I'm going to Seoul! Agatha: wow finally! Mark: When? Bring us some kimchi! Kim: People on a plane will kill me if I do :D Kim: I'm going in April <3 Agatha: Are you going with Jane? Kim: yes, of course - she'll be our tour guide Mark: so jealous... I'd love to come as well Kim: Really? I asked you like a hundred t...
Kim is going with Jane to Seoul in April. Jane will be their tour guide.
Josh: hi! John: hi Josh: SHE was here. John: FUCK Josh: yup, but hasn't notice anything. John: what a relief Josh: but we should hide it better. John: we will!
She was here but hasn't noticed anything.
Hank: How's it going? Tom: Like blood from a stone mate! Tom: Been struggling with the damn pump all day. Hank: Damn! Tom: Yeah and I'm still no closer to a solution. Hank: What's been going on with it? Tom: It kinda works and pumps the water out but it doesn't produce enough power to pump it out through the hose...
Tom's pump doesn't work properly. It sucks the water in but pumps out just the air bubbles. Nothing helps. The pump is still on warranty. Hank will be home at 7 pm and will check the pump.
#Person1#: So Selena have you heard back yet about the marketing job you applied for? #Person2#: Yes. I got a phone call this morning. I'm going to have an interview with the marketing director tomorrow morning. #Person1#: Good for you. Where is the interview going to be held? #Person2#: At the company head office at M...
Selena'll have an interview for a job tomorrow and invites #Person1# to lunch after that.
guard: Maybe. But with those Louis IVX chandeliers and candles all along the place, I worry what damage could be done! knight: I hear you. The King would have my head. I will settle for a bit to eat. guard: A quick sip of wine to whet the appetite too. knight: Yes that sounds good to me. I wonder when the party starts...
knight and the guard are at the queen's party. The party starts at 19:30. The queen is wearing gowns that should be in her chambers. They are marinated in bourbon.
peasant: I heard of a hidden treasure gravedigger: Hidden treasure, here? peasant: Yes! I shouldnt be telling you this really gravedigger: If there was any hidden treasure here, I would no! HA. I am the gravedigger of coarse. peasant: There is a secret location it was hidden gravedigger: But, there are no doors, no roo...
peasant and gravedigger are digging in the Mausoleum for a hidden treasure.
person: I could be better. You see, I would much rather be in the warmth of my home than here. child: Oh no! Then why aren't you at home? person: My wife dragged me here. I would say no but she is the religious type and I don't want to anger her. child: You sound like a very smart man. Do you think the sermon will la...
The person is at church because his wife dragged him here. The priest is slow and old. The child's grandma gave him a magical item that can predict the future.
Monica: Have you seen that hottie on your left? Monica: He's been checking you out since we walked into the bus Sarah: Yeah Sarah: I felt his eyes on me Sarah: I got used to such situations Sarah: It's normal cuz I'm hot Sarah: I'm a realist and I'm self-conscious Sarah: I don't even bother paying attention to t...
Sarah doesn't care about a handsome guy who was looking at her in the bus. She's self-aware and values inteligence more than the looks. Monica is positively surprised and impressed.
Max: Joe are you there Max: we changed the location Max: heeeeeeeeeeelloooo Joe: I'm here I see!!
Max and the other's have changed the location. Joe is here.