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going to bed its late and I have headache | 0 |
watching two of my patients die tonight has put me in a funk. one was young. | 0 |
They have a list of 50 state parks here in PA that are under consideration for closing. Nice ones too. | 0 |
Is heading home from foot surgery and wishing she had a boyfriend to come over and cuddle with | 1 |
has a headaaaaaaaaaaaache | 0 |
is still sick sigh | 0 |
Well hopefully I`ll see you both at the conference | 1 |
Ok that **** duet was hysterical LOL | 1 |
i miss my boo | 0 |
I had a great date last night...tried to find the CDCaves with Daniel it was HILARIOUSLY FUN!!! | 1 |
Got an email from telling me I could have got my monday flight to SFO cheaper & Biz class if I had booked it tomorrow | 0 |
very cute kitty | 1 |
Just got caught in the down pour | 0 |
: yay! it will be good to have you back | 1 |
Who doesn`t know who The Supervillians are Fails. I saw you both in January at The Warfield in SF. LEGIT SHOW FOR SURE. | 0 |
I raced her once. I totally lost RIP http://tinyurl.com/lhgca8 | 0 |
yay! your face is back | 1 |
Just got home. :3 Was pleased with Star Trek. | 1 |
Happy Star Wars Day | 1 |
thanks to the forever 21 curse that makes you spend 3 hours there everytime you go in, i couldnt go tanning today | 0 |
GREG NOOOOO DON LEAVE ME U SHUD HAVE GONE THROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! im gonna find u restaurant don`t worry lol cry cry cry | 0 |
Stupid freshmen ruined theatre class.. Now we don`t get to play warm-up games for the rest of the school year | 0 |
i hate the biatches of this world | 0 |
aww, we will miss you. At least you get to go home right? | 0 |
Loves her david soooooo much <3 | 1 |
I`m at work trying hard not to succumb to the 'Poor me' mentality due to severe allergies. Boo. | 0 |
Thank you I liked Joe`s clothes` being ripped off and then Kevin screaming, 'Who are you!?!' XD | 1 |
**** real sorry to hear that ma | 0 |
says HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY TO ALL THE MOMS OUT THERE! http://plurk.com/p/stezd | 1 |
_127 good morning one m,ore day YAY! #TwitterTakeover | 1 |
in class sick and hungry | 0 |
Off to Dollarama -- I wish I had a new job | 1 |
Haha! At the Somerset theatre in Ottawa. I remember that well. The more things change the more they stay the same | 1 |
The new redesigned cricinfo : http://tinyurl.com/mxlcuv I hate change | 0 |
I know. I have such guilt associated with picking winners. | 0 |
Good Morning Hows u ? | 1 |
Waking up .....working....Happy as can be! Its gonna be a great day today... I can see it..and im not sore from Running yesterday!!! | 1 |
The underwire in my bra is sticking out and poking me in the armpit | 0 |
DH is just about finished making his giant Trio candy bar. Thank the heavens. His work mates are in for a treat tomorrow! | 1 |
i hate interviews. im going to do horrible today | 0 |
going to work at one sucks, I miss happy hour at sonic | 0 |
industrial tommorow! oh yeah & I get to go see a bunch of old people go away forever & I will probably cry all over the place. | 0 |
not good enough! | 0 |
going crazy, the pain is unbearable..& i gotta wait till thursday!? | 0 |
F.Y.I. a lot of you people that are following me i have unfollowed a lot of you yer kinda boring me or not really helpful to my e-growth! | 0 |
Is getting upset at work cus bindz and j are being bullies and they won`t let me go duty free shopping! | 0 |
tomorrow is mothers day. so good food & presents for mom. good to be back & go to the junction with the coolest people at ollies | 1 |
Hates moving | 0 |
I have a belly ache... | 0 |
taking Willy to the specialist...poor dog! He has to get a CT scan cos he can`t walk properly atm | 0 |
ALL white shoes make me cringe . White shoes give me pause. | 0 |
its a beautiful,albeit, windy at times, night in So No.... | 1 |
_Cool yep here`s hoping | 1 |
Last week I had 516 hits on my guinea pig pictures on webshots! And I didn`t even promote them! Way to go | 1 |
sti`s doin` just fine how bout you? | 1 |
why am i up so early | 0 |
#3wordsaftersex goodbye innocence!!! | 1 |
thank u sweetie! Can`t wait to set sail with u next week | 1 |
yeah ... he was 0-3 and SCOREless tonight | 0 |
Aww Yeah I feel you. I know its hard. | 0 |
I did laundry tonight too. Guess I can admit that now that you paved the way. | 1 |
No AC, the fan doesnt swing our way ... we are sweating it out on a hot humid day | 0 |
Just got done watching Bedtime Stories! Love that movie! | 1 |
Gettin some fuel, too bad no one is reading this! | 0 |
UUUUUGH!!! I HATE I MISSED INTERVIEW!!! I WASNT AT HOME!!! DARN!!! | 0 |
some of my new followers are pretty cool peeps; check `em out. | 1 |
yes! its finally friday, and im stuck doing projects | 0 |
why i still lose followers? the people hates me, THE WORLD hates me or maybe ... Read More: http://is.gd/Jg3I | 0 |
http://twitpic.com/675u6 - Square B - she is sad because she wasn`t there and now she`s, well, square (crocheted bee with poly fibe ... | 0 |
I heard your moving to Sydney next year im not happy | 0 |
Thanks for the Gifford Lectures page | 1 |
_joy it`s entirely possible | 1 |
ohhh ok. so like, it`s more frustrating? I had my hands on a 3g iphone last week but it was upgraded so i couldn`t unlock it | 0 |
#myweawkness chocolate...i can`t say no | 0 |
ugggh idk how to do that but i only wanna stop getting texts from twitterr -ilsE* | 0 |
Still awake can`t fall asleep I`m not one bit sleepy | 0 |
I know, right?!? I have such a lead foot | 1 |
cALL mE wiErD, bUt I jUs LuV rAiNy DaYs! MaKeS mE feeL sO waRm & cOzY iNsIdE LoL | 1 |
_AliceV No None in the house and I`m not sure i should drive to the coffee stand. It`s worse than I thought it would be. | 0 |
so who is in for bring at HK lounge tomorrow ? $12 all you can drink till 5pm... then kareoke. I think it will be a nice Sunday! | 1 |
****. You could have just called or told me in person. You didn`t have to humiliate me in front of the whole twitterverse. | 0 |
The best bike for the best guy! I love the Ducati sound. I think it�s unnecessary to ask for a ride, isn�****? Nice vid ... | 1 |
I`m a jerk... now I can`t go out Dammit Frank, why do I suck so bad? | 0 |
dude fail. i know exactly where this place is too | 0 |
right, so richard marx`s right here waiting is really making me feel nauseatingly sad. | 0 |
aw that wee lassie made me cry tears streamin doon ma face lol thats a wee shame x | 0 |
_W wow-thanks soo much. Hope your well | 1 |
happy to b home .. then my mind wanders an I can`t sleep | 1 |
Playin` didgeridoo in the living room and thinking about the world going by.... lovely life #fb | 1 |
I don`t mind whistlers if they are actually whistling a tune, but those who just whistle nothing drive me crazy! | 1 |
i want to go to music tonight but i lost my voice. | 0 |
I`m excited for the things for Jay`s room to arrive | 1 |
Don`t follow your dreams; chase them.- Richard Dumb (who I think is very smart | 1 |
yeah.. gives me something useless to crib abt | 0 |
Also with the not driving part i could afford a laptop. Also living with a roommate i would save even more | 1 |
just took my shirt off and my back is COVERED in blisters http://bit.ly/vUiXG | 0 |
oh, is it good? I`ve been wanting to watch that movie but nooobody would watch it w/me | 0 |
And apparently I misplaced my iPod, the 30 gb | 0 |
I`m an incredibly happy person with 100% energy. Love to dance & laugh...the only thing that I know.I`m one of the most down to earth ppl | 1 |
hey Padster...it`s a dirt track. thx for the info! I got 3 miles in | 1 |