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@Nekudere oh ok, yeah I felt dumb like I think I would have known if it was animated at least lmao | 0.479 |
@_j_sa_ switch out Steve Carrell and put in Kurt from glee then it's accurate | 0.292 |
Avoiding hearty basset hound no time present-time american the brave: YDXef | 0.32 |
When ya'll talkin about you know who I don't know who ya'll talkin bout, I'm on the new shit....chuckin up ma deuces......π₯π₯ #kanye #breezy | 0.25 |
@jpodhoretz I still respect you. I suppose there is so little to be gleeful about these days so take what you can. Good for you. | 0.417 |
π¦πΏ god chirp this burp πΏπ¦ | 0.442 |
With a very tired body and mind and sparkling teeth I say to all my followers, good night and if there is an apocalypse; good luck. #aspie | 0.417 |
He maketh the #barren woman to keep house & to be a #joyful mother of children\nPraise ye the Lord\nPsa113:9 | 0.42 |
@DKTaylorWriter I thought that was funny, too. But maybe not such a coincidence. Green must be the official color of optimism. | 0.438 |
angel delight is my everything | 0.66 |
@alooftroye so what you mean to tell me is that.... glee is...... getting less........... gleeful? | 0.292 |
@mehnazt @Mel_Harder I live a life devoid of mirth. Come to think of it, there aren't enough taco bowls in my life, either. | 0.3 |
Anyone who drinks sparkling water is a demon | 0.12 |
@TheSandraGal Glad to see that you're having fun in the sun. Water sports are always fun, challenging, and exhilarating. #happiness #beauty | 0.796 |
@zinabukvic_ cheer up | 0.38 |
@APkrawczynski Any possibly KG is being bought out as a player so that he can buy in from Glen as a minority owner? #optimism | 0.32 |
A #smile can mean a thousand words, but it can also hide a thousand #problems. #Fact #TeamFollowBack | 0.354 |
Asked one thing from our guys tonight and got it! #happy #proud #disappointed - THAT IS FOOTBALL #timetoclimbthetable | 0.58 |
@Harry_Styles you're the smile to my face and the beat to my heart. Thanks for being kind as much as you can be. Mind following me?π 96,127 | 0.792 |
@TampaBayRay I cried with laughter. | 0.66 |
Obfuscated magazines in passage to unite with in order to thine mirth conjunction treat quotient sufficiently: lEAqIWY | 0.28 |
Loved @Bethenny independence msg on @WendyWilliams, be happy & fulfilled within yourself & positivity will flock to you #independent | 0.583 |
My friend just messaged me 'ugh I'm so hungry I can't wait for breakfast' #socialmedia #WineWednesday #funny #laughing | 0.479 |
You got some dick recently right, you're happy, you're not sick and you're smiling. Life is good' πππ | 0.52 |
Inquiries into alleged abuses by UK troops in Afghanistan and Iraq and data suggesting a buoyant post-Brexit economy makes the front pages. | 0.16 |
π₯βοΈYeahβΌοΈ PAULβΌοΈβοΈπ₯ #glorious #BB18 | 0.917 |
Some vile piece of scum rejoicing in the fact that you have dead children is inhuman and to say it to me is worse still. I hope karma knocks | 0 |
#happiness #recipe: an open mind, #laughter, a kind #heart & | 0.667 |
tfw you're en-route to your future :) !! @HUCJIR i'm coming for ya! #openhouse #futurecantor #NYCletsgo | 0.56 |
in love with @BarberCeleste insta!!!... #hilarious | 0.769 |
Make someone happy ^_^ | 0.604 |
Reflection: the grind has been so REAL! Working 2 jobs & being in school. #ksudsm #ksu #recruiter #instructor #tumble #gradschool | 0.191 |
What a great training course, lots of photos, fun and laughter. Photo's will be up soon #Boostercourse #fun #laughter | 0.82 |
@gardiner_love : Thank you so much, Gloria! You're so sweet, and thoughtful! You just made my day more joyful! I love you too! ππ | 0.938 |
The Quarterback' wrecks me every time.. | 0.26 |
@len_snart Mick nods. 'I would like that.' He went back to his food, smiling as he finished it. | 0.62 |
now that I have my future planned out, I feel so much happier #goals #life #igotthis #yay | 0.792 |
Yahweh your God is among you, a warrior who saves. He will rejoice over you with gladness. | 0.48 |
Coworker: 'That happened to a friend of mine once, but with guns instead of babies.' #workplace #hilarity | 0.312 |
Bridget Jones' Baby was bloody hilarious π
#BridgetJonesBaby | 0.86 |
@reinervshunter you got thisπ #staystrong #smile #yourebeautiful | 0.729 |
I found #marmite in Australia. `:) | 0.558 |
Watch this amazing live.ly broadcast by @mrgummyking #lively #musically | 0.56 |
Well that draw is lively! #EFLCup | 0.538 |
Sometimes I like to talk about my sadness. Other times, I just want to be distracted by friends, laughter, shopping, eating... \n\n#MHChat | 0.25 |
I aspire to have Val's self confidence and optimism tbh ππ #GBBO | 0.5 |
@barbarasgarden Thank you oh so much. There are many challenges but much rejoicing! β¨ | 0.842 |
*violently screams at the four winds* WE AINT EVER GETTING OLDER *cute jovial rhythm starts* *moves hips along and waves arms in the air* | 0.604 |
@flutterpolitely she is from the heyday 80's -could go either way, writing should be stronger but don't know who will be sacrificed first | 0.32 |
If you love singing, but don't have time for a weekly choir, come down to #KWOIR at @theartworksuk tomorrow! #Choir #musiclondon | 0.441 |
@NHLstoreNYC @TeamNA_WCH #NHLNYCSWEEPSTAKES having fun watching team North America and cheering team Canada! | 0.625 |
Currently listening to @ScottFoxonair & @KatCallaghan @Z1035Toronto podcasts!! Can you guys please move to #yvr ? #missyou | 0.365 |
It was very hard to stifle my laughter after I overheard this comment. It really is amazing in the worst ways. | 0.646 |
Why have I only just started watching glee this week I am now addicted π #glee #GLEEK | 0.625 |
Hi Luke hemmings\n\nππΈπ\n\nIf I had a flower for every time you made me smile, I'd have a garden. Please follow me? \n\nππΈπ\nI love you. x16,092 | 0.8 |
#GBBO can cheer me up βΊοΈ | 0.417 |
I took a yr off school and I'm proud to say I got accepted again, yo girl is going to finish! #happy | 0.82 |
But i'll be a pity. π #lively | 0.229 |
When you wake up from a dream laughing at something stupid, and that makes you laugh more | 0.708 |
Incredible that Nawaz Sharif said Pakistan is victim of terrorism & talked abt development in Pak. Incredible how he controlled his laughter | 0.346 |
its been ages since ive had shawarma my stomach is #rejoicing | 0.606 |
@CarolynTopol Ciara asks was it a sci-fi movie, Julie & Jen just stare, Claire on her phone, Joey bolts when the cab honks. LMAO #hilarious | 0.82 |
@soboleskih Okay this is hilarious | 0.65 |
@jellzybean cheer up punkin' | 0.25 |
Misery loves company. The church ought to be a place where it finds none.\n-Pastor Kris Theobald #joy | 0.24 |
I'm absolutely in love with Laurie Hernandez, she's so adorable and is always so cheerful! | 0.788 |
@GreggDoyelStar I'm sure you'll have a heyday if they do | 0.42 |
@jmomahony thank you for your support, but it was not an attempt at levity. | 0.182 |
@gothictana im a delight | 0.542 |
Moment of levity n Charlotte dude on rollerblades goes skating through protesters. Better if he was wearing short shorts & blowing a whistle | 0.398 |
Currently listening to @ScottFoxonair & @KatCallaghan @Z1035Toronto podcasts!! Can you guys please move to #yvr ? #hilarious #missyou | 0.769 |
@Za_buhmaid Happy birthday sweety .. sweet 21 hun hope u have a wonderful day and a wondrful joyful year better than the last one, Luv U β₯ | 0.729 |
@LeBatardShow #heyday Race war 2016 | 0.292 |
Watch this amazing live.ly broadcast by @footballrocks123456 #lively #musically | 0.58 |
This night is sparkling don't you let it go,\nI'm wonder struck,\nBlushing on the way home.' | 0.746 |
@ErinAndrews I β€οΈyou on DWTS You make my night every show! π | 0.8 |
Luis Ortiz ducked by Ustinov which means fights off, and he left @GoldenBoyBoxing future not looking to bright for Ortiz #boxing | 0.288 |
My ukulele bag has fallen apart. ο WELLL AT LEAST my life hasn't yet!! #Joys\n\n#quote #problemsolving #behappy | 0.304 |
@D_McMenemy It'll be easy to spot the parade of tiny weans in expensive jammies. Really is hilarious! | 0.75 |
To tell the truth and make someone cry is better than to tell a lie and make someone smile. #truth #lie #cry #smile #offalonehugots | 0.2 |
@niceoneWern @Alotta_Pain the gleesome threesome | 0.32 |
@tomlinmayniac starting my new challenge ! A glee poll every day ! | 0.625 |
@Bridget_Jones was joyous. Worried I would be disappointed. Most definitely was not. #chickflick #giggles #comethefuckonbridget | 0.68 |
@_BlueCouture The hilarity of you people not realising that racism is racism regardless of whether one uses choice words is hilarious. | 0.271 |
Watching driven by food and @andrewzimmern going to Devon Ave to eat nihari makes me gleeful af | 0.78 |
cluck cluck cluck, wolf wolf wolf , chirp chirp chirp is all I ever hear. | 0.292 |
As the birds begin to chirp, I try to sleep. #Jetlag | 0.12 |
Pre-prepare direction plays hale and hearty situation an in child's evolvement: CMmyd | 0.34 |
@Corsair those sparkling looks like a gay vampire π | 0.48 |
We so elated, we celebrated like Obama waited until his last day in office to tell the nation, brothers is getting their reparations | 0.5 |
My ukulele bag has fallen apart. π WELLL AT LEAST my life hasn't yet!! | 0.24 |
I miss my naivety and blind optimism | 0.167 |
@AllredMD @KerryCallen @thismanthispete Kirby's Black Panther in a cool animated panel. | 0.375 |
Laudrup and his evil white companions rejoice. | 0.36 |
Good morning.Let's start with a smile!\nLet's enjoy life in a cheerful way!\nDon't worry be happy! | 0.893 |
@AQpk which was worse than expected and hilarious too. no one will even remember. | 0.479 |
We have been a better second half team this season. So there's that. #optimism | 0.458 |
WHY TF DO BROKE BOYS KEEP TRYNA FIND GF's? GET UR FUCKIN $$$ RIGHT B4 I SMACK YO BITCHASS, she deserves 2be happy & u don't deserve that ass | 0.058 |
@JohnGDryden Gud morning sir,,keep smiling! | 0.84 |
I gave up on the U20 Rugby bet on the Roosters! #cheering #nrl | 0.385 |