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Couldn't get the size of external files in `_split_generators` because a request failed:
HTTPSConnectionPool(host='raw.githubusercontent.com', port=443): Read timed out. (read timeout=10.0)
Please consider moving your data files in this dataset repository instead (e.g. inside a data/ folder).
Error code: ExternalFilesSizeRequestTimeoutError
Exception: ReadTimeout
Message: HTTPSConnectionPool(host='raw.githubusercontent.com', port=443): Read timed out. (read timeout=10.0)
Traceback: Traceback (most recent call last):
File "/src/services/worker/.venv/lib/python3.9/site-packages/urllib3/connectionpool.py", line 466, in _make_request
six.raise_from(e, None)
File "<string>", line 3, in raise_from
File "/src/services/worker/.venv/lib/python3.9/site-packages/urllib3/connectionpool.py", line 461, in _make_request
httplib_response = conn.getresponse()
File "/usr/local/lib/python3.9/http/client.py", line 1377, in getresponse
response.begin()
File "/usr/local/lib/python3.9/http/client.py", line 320, in begin
version, status, reason = self._read_status()
File "/usr/local/lib/python3.9/http/client.py", line 281, in _read_status
line = str(self.fp.readline(_MAXLINE + 1), "iso-8859-1")
File "/usr/local/lib/python3.9/socket.py", line 704, in readinto
return self._sock.recv_into(b)
File "/usr/local/lib/python3.9/ssl.py", line 1242, in recv_into
return self.read(nbytes, buffer)
File "/usr/local/lib/python3.9/ssl.py", line 1100, in read
return self._sslobj.read(len, buffer)
socket.timeout: The read operation timed out
During handling of the above exception, another exception occurred:
Traceback (most recent call last):
File "/src/services/worker/.venv/lib/python3.9/site-packages/requests/adapters.py", line 486, in send
resp = conn.urlopen(
File "/src/services/worker/.venv/lib/python3.9/site-packages/urllib3/connectionpool.py", line 798, in urlopen
retries = retries.increment(
File "/src/services/worker/.venv/lib/python3.9/site-packages/urllib3/util/retry.py", line 550, in increment
raise six.reraise(type(error), error, _stacktrace)
File "/src/services/worker/.venv/lib/python3.9/site-packages/urllib3/packages/six.py", line 770, in reraise
raise value
File "/src/services/worker/.venv/lib/python3.9/site-packages/urllib3/connectionpool.py", line 714, in urlopen
httplib_response = self._make_request(
File "/src/services/worker/.venv/lib/python3.9/site-packages/urllib3/connectionpool.py", line 468, in _make_request
self._raise_timeout(err=e, url=url, timeout_value=read_timeout)
File "/src/services/worker/.venv/lib/python3.9/site-packages/urllib3/connectionpool.py", line 357, in _raise_timeout
raise ReadTimeoutError(
urllib3.exceptions.ReadTimeoutError: HTTPSConnectionPool(host='raw.githubusercontent.com', port=443): Read timed out. (read timeout=10.0)
During handling of the above exception, another exception occurred:
Traceback (most recent call last):
File "/src/services/worker/src/worker/job_runners/config/parquet_and_info.py", line 488, in _is_too_big_from_external_data_files
for i, size in enumerate(pool.imap_unordered(get_size, ext_data_files)):
File "/usr/local/lib/python3.9/multiprocessing/pool.py", line 870, in next
raise value
File "/usr/local/lib/python3.9/multiprocessing/pool.py", line 125, in worker
result = (True, func(*args, **kwds))
File "/src/services/worker/src/worker/job_runners/config/parquet_and_info.py", line 386, in _request_size
response = http_head(url, headers=headers, max_retries=3)
File "/src/services/worker/.venv/lib/python3.9/site-packages/datasets/utils/file_utils.py", line 429, in http_head
response = _request_with_retry(
File "/src/services/worker/.venv/lib/python3.9/site-packages/datasets/utils/file_utils.py", line 328, in _request_with_retry
response = requests.request(method=method.upper(), url=url, timeout=timeout, **params)
File "/src/services/worker/.venv/lib/python3.9/site-packages/requests/api.py", line 59, in request
return session.request(method=method, url=url, **kwargs)
File "/src/services/worker/.venv/lib/python3.9/site-packages/requests/sessions.py", line 589, in request
resp = self.send(prep, **send_kwargs)
File "/src/services/worker/.venv/lib/python3.9/site-packages/requests/sessions.py", line 703, in send
r = adapter.send(request, **kwargs)
File "/src/services/worker/.venv/lib/python3.9/site-packages/requests/adapters.py", line 532, in send
raise ReadTimeout(e, request=request)
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[me narrating a documentary about narrators] ""I can't hear what they're saying cuz I'm talking""
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Telling my daughter garlic is good for you. Good immune system and keeps pests away. Ticks, mosquitos, vampires... men.
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I've been going through a really rough period at work this week It's my own fault for swapping my tampax for sand paper.
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If I could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive... ...I would choose alive. -B.J. Novak-
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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
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Why can't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box. Heyooooooo
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Why was the musician arrested? He got in treble.
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Did you hear about the guy who blew his entire lottery winnings on a limousine? He had nothing left to chauffeur it.
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What do you do if a bird shits on your car? Don't ask her out again.
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He was a real gentlemen and always opened the fridge door for me
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Telling my daugthers date that ""she has lice and its very contagious the closer you get to her."" *Correct way to parent.
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What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes
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What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.
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What do you call a barbarian you can't see? an Invisigoth.
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How do you spell Canda? C,eh,N,eh,D,eh
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You ever notice that the most dangerous thing about marijuana is getting caught with it?
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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say at the abortion clinic? Hasta last vista, baby.
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My wife is in a bad mood. I think her boyfriend forgot their anniversary. Way to go, dude. Now we all suffer...
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My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!
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Thanksgiving joke What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving? Twerky! Just kidding... Drugs. She eats drugs. -Adam Zopf @adamzopf
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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? 'Cause they are freaking good at it
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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
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""That guy is such a douche-bag! Is he single? Maybe I can fix him!"" women
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My son just got a tattoo of a heart, a spade, a club, and a diamond, all without my permission. I guess I'll deal with him later.
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What do you call a potato in space? Spudnik
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How to get a cop's attention
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What happens to a necrophiliac after death? Reserection
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Why did the chicken hold a seance? To get to the other side.
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Where do baby cows go to eat lunch? At the calf-eteria.
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What's the difference between a painting and Jesus. You only require one nail to put up the painting.
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Mom: ""Do you want this?"" Me: ""No."" Mom: ""Ok I'll give it to your brother."" Me: ""No I want it.""
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How do you fit 4 gays on one barstool? Flip it over!
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I am looking forward to 6pm Thanksgiving Day when Walmart opens its doors for its annual sale of trampled human corpses.
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Yttrium-barium-copper oxide walks into a bar The bartender tells him, ""We don't serve superconductors here."" He leaves without resistance.
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A guy pick up a woman Then he puts her down
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Every night, I take all of the singles out of my wallet, spread them on the bed, and pretend I was pretty that day.
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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers? Math hue.
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Ibuprofen is my favorite headache medicine that also sounds like a reggae professor.
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Ted Cruz getting elected.
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Before I destroy a wasp's nest I like to capture a single wasp and tell it my entire diabolical plan.
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What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team? The New York jets.
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INTERVIEWER: Why do you want to work here? ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
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Coming on valentines day. Fifty shades of grey. There won't be a dry seat in the cinema.
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Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? He's a small medium at large.
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Someone didnt click the button in /r/thebutton Yeah... Thats a good joke , he impossible!
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What's the difference between a car tyre, and 365 condoms? One's a Goodyear, an the other's a great year.
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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.
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I've struggled for years to be above the influence... But I've never been able to get that high
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With Facebook, you can stay in touch with people you would otherwise never talk to, but that's only one of the many awful things about it
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What's the difference between a blonde and a washer? When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
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Have you ever heard of the movie ""Constipation""? No? Most likely because it never came out.
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What's black, blue and doesn't look too well? Stevie Wonder
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I saw a French rifle on eBay today It's never been fired but I heard it was dropped once.
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What did the car said to the valet? I've been through a lot.
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Bill Clinton must be the luckiest man in the world. All of the sex he has, with Hillary, you know it's hate sex.
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yeah girl.. shake that thing where poop comes out of. it really turns me on when your poop factory shakes faster than usual
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""I can't stand when people say they hate both of the presidential candidates."" --Stephen Hawking
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A Mexican fireman had twin boys He named them Jose and Hose B
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I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!
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Donald Trump will ban the sale of shredded cheese He wants to make America grate again
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Things have really turned around for me since I re-named my penis and testicles ""JD Power and Associates"".
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My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.
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My cat just walked by me carrying a toy mouse I don't remember buying her. Women be shoppin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why did the Xbox owner cross the road? To fuck your mom.
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Sometimes you check the amount of subscribed people. When you do this, there are 4,111,093,0003.666 ""humorists"". 2/3rds of a person? Really?
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I don't believe in Bigfoot; because he never believed in me. I'd scan the crowd at my ballet recitals, and always see that one empty seat.
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What did the porn actress say when she opened the door? Make sure to come upstairs.
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I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, or gender...I base it on whether or not they're an asshole.
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Why were the baker's hands brown? Because he kneaded a poo.
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Not to get too technical, but chemistry says alcohol IS a solution. So I win.
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I often think if I'd taken a different path in life, I could be lying on a slightly more comfortable sofa right now.
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I'm terrible at telling jokes... I always punch up the fuck lines
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What did the hillbilly say to his sister after she asked him to have sex with her? If you incest.
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""You know what, we need a huge spoon to take care of this"" -Guy who invented shovels
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How to keep the flies off the bride at an Italian wedding Keep a bucket of shit next to her
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What do grandparents smell like? ""Depends""
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7% of all hearing loss is a result of sitting in a restaurant next to a table full of women who just received dessert.
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What do people from the 1930's and /r/news jokes have in common? They're both old.
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I like my slaves like I like my coffee Fair Trade.
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ME: I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once GIRL: holy cow how did you survive ME: I fell off the bottom rung
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What do you call a blind dinosaur? A do-think-he-saurus :) !! Lol What do you call a blind dinosaurs dog? A do-you-think-he-saurus-rex
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I just bought a very tiny amphibian for a pet. It's my-newt!
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This may be not be a mainstream opinion, but I don't believe you should cut down a Christmas tree unless you intend on eating it.
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Jenna Jameson to Oprah, ""There's a little bit of Jenna Jameson in everyone."" I'm pretty sure she got that backwards.
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Even after 20 years, Jared Fogle is still getting into smaller and smaller jeans.
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I have a degree in men's studies. It's called ""world history"". #TRUMP 2016! YOU CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP!
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Why don't most fans like the first 39 episodes of DBZ? Its pretty gay, just Saiyan.
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My ex-wife still misses me... But her aim is gettin better.
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This doctor once told me eating a bagel was like eating 5 slices of bread and I was like ok, cool, I like bread
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What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant (Told to me by one of the kids at work)
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What did the two tampons say to each other? Nothing, they're both stuck-up cunts.
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What do you call Jay-Z having a leg transplant? A hip-hop hip op.
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What defies the law of gravity? Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.
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Everything has to be related in a woman: if the mouth shuts, the legs open.
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Wanna hear a pun about long hair? Rapunzel.
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""I'm so pissed I could punch a ba-"" ""A what?"" Big Baby from Toy Story 3 hovers over me, sawed-off shotgun in hand. ""A bagel. I HATE carbs.""
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What's the difference Donald Trump and my Vagina? One's a Cunt and the other has nice hair.
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My doctor had to put me on a new medication that's supposed to help lower the amount of karate in my blood
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[uses the restroom] Wife: make sure to put the toilet seat down Me: okay Me: [to toilet seat] you're worthless and nobody likes you
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
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