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{ "character": "Alice", "review": "I have this phone, battery is dead, and I searched everywhere, and could not find one with same model, this phone is out of date, not useful once the battery is gone!", "title": "you can not find the battery anywhere!" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "I have this phone, battery is dead, and I searched everywhere, and could not find one with same model, this phone is out of date, not useful once the battery is gone!", "title": "you can not find the battery anywhere!" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "...warm, fuzzy, and leaves you with somewhat of a glow. The focus of the novel is not on love exactly, but on domesticity. All three of these couples have no problem falling in love, it's what they do after they fall that makes this book work. While it's not a completly happy-happy-joy-joy situation, the optimisim and love that fill this book will leave you with a smile.", "title": "A book like an electric blanket...." }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "...warm, fuzzy, and leaves you with somewhat of a glow. The focus of the novel is not on love exactly, but on domesticity. All three of these couples have no problem falling in love, it's what they do after they fall that makes this book work. While it's not a completly happy-happy-joy-joy situation, the optimisim and love that fill this book will leave you with a smile.", "title": "A book like an electric blanket...." }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "after hearing \"dont lose touch\" on the radio i was exited and convinced i had found a new band i would love. i rushed out to the store to buy this latest album that had the hit track. boy was i surprised when i put the cd in. by the time i hit \"justin\" i knew i was better off taking the $11.99 i spend on the cd and wiping my behind (kinson). \"energizer\" made it even more apparent that this band certainly has 'lost touch.' dont waste your money, dont waste your time, dont waste your life on this album. this album gets 1/2 star for having a track i actually enjoyed before hearing the other 13 tracks that ruined this $.04 frisbee", "title": "lost touch" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "after hearing \"dont lose touch\" on the radio i was exited and convinced i had found a new band i would love. i rushed out to the store to buy this latest album that had the hit track. boy was i surprised when i put the cd in. by the time i hit \"justin\" i knew i was better off taking the $11.99 i spend on the cd and wiping my behind (kinson). \"energizer\" made it even more apparent that this band certainly has 'lost touch.' dont waste your money, dont waste your time, dont waste your life on this album. this album gets 1/2 star for having a track i actually enjoyed before hearing the other 13 tracks that ruined this $.04 frisbee", "title": "lost touch" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "I bought these sweatpants intending to use them as sleepwear and occasionally to hit the gym. I am an average white guy - 5'11\", 195lbs - and bought my usual size. The good news is that the waistband fits and they are comfortable, the bad news is the pant leg is easily long enough for someone 6'8\" or larger. They drape over any shoes I wear and cause me to slip on my tile floors when I'm getting ready for bed. Not at all what I was hoping for. If you are a taller guy in need of some light sweatpants, I would definitely recommend these. Everyone else should steer clear.", "title": "Perfect for giants" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "I bought these sweatpants intending to use them as sleepwear and occasionally to hit the gym. I am an average white guy - 5'11\", 195lbs - and bought my usual size. The good news is that the waistband fits and they are comfortable, the bad news is the pant leg is easily long enough for someone 6'8\" or larger. They drape over any shoes I wear and cause me to slip on my tile floors when I'm getting ready for bed. Not at all what I was hoping for. If you are a taller guy in need of some light sweatpants, I would definitely recommend these. Everyone else should steer clear.", "title": "Perfect for giants" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "Never in my life did I think anyone could accurately capture the things that go on in our heads. Now it has been done! I was moved to tears by this movie and continue to be every time I watch it. At first you are thinking, \"This is strange. I'm not sure what's happening here.\" Before you realize it, you are reminded of your own memories and dreams.Of course, this is from the point of view of a man, but it is absolutely on the mark. You don't have to have the same memories as the characters in the film to feel the connection. It is so rare for a filmmaker/screenwriter to create characters and images that are so real. Jim Carrey is phenomenal as 'everyman'. I have never seen a better performance from him. Every nuance in this movie is realistic, even the surreal!The special effects, done in-camera (the old-fashioned way), are mind-blowing. This movie deserved several Academy Awards.I rank it in my top 5 of all time, and there hasn't been one of those since 1992 (Until the End of the World).", "title": "Brilliant!" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "Never in my life did I think anyone could accurately capture the things that go on in our heads. Now it has been done! I was moved to tears by this movie and continue to be every time I watch it. At first you are thinking, \"This is strange. I'm not sure what's happening here.\" Before you realize it, you are reminded of your own memories and dreams.Of course, this is from the point of view of a man, but it is absolutely on the mark. You don't have to have the same memories as the characters in the film to feel the connection. It is so rare for a filmmaker/screenwriter to create characters and images that are so real. Jim Carrey is phenomenal as 'everyman'. I have never seen a better performance from him. Every nuance in this movie is realistic, even the surreal!The special effects, done in-camera (the old-fashioned way), are mind-blowing. This movie deserved several Academy Awards.I rank it in my top 5 of all time, and there hasn't been one of those since 1992 (Until the End of the World).", "title": "Brilliant!" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "I actually wanted to give this one star, but my sentimental attachment to all things Disney forced me to throw in a bonus point.I know it's for kids. I know it's for entertainment's sake. But....There is so much that is of value in the truth. I don't know why the actual story had to be turned into this PC mish-mash. Disney's adult fans will not be amused. If it's for the kid's sake, please just rent it or borrow it from the library. And, while you're at the library, be sure to pick up some of the wonderful books for kids and teens that tell the facts in just as exciting a manner.If you really want to excite your children about history, take them to Jamestown and Colonial Williamsburg, where history really does come to life!", "title": "Disney could have done a much better job." }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "I actually wanted to give this one star, but my sentimental attachment to all things Disney forced me to throw in a bonus point.I know it's for kids. I know it's for entertainment's sake. But....There is so much that is of value in the truth. I don't know why the actual story had to be turned into this PC mish-mash. Disney's adult fans will not be amused. If it's for the kid's sake, please just rent it or borrow it from the library. And, while you're at the library, be sure to pick up some of the wonderful books for kids and teens that tell the facts in just as exciting a manner.If you really want to excite your children about history, take them to Jamestown and Colonial Williamsburg, where history really does come to life!", "title": "Disney could have done a much better job." }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "Nobody does Mr. S like Mr. S. These albums that came out on Columbia are still the ultimate. Why would anyone else bother to try to match the master? This guy was a freaking genius, for goodness sake. You other guys get a life.", "title": "Najinsky who?!" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "Nobody does Mr. S like Mr. S. These albums that came out on Columbia are still the ultimate. Why would anyone else bother to try to match the master? This guy was a freaking genius, for goodness sake. You other guys get a life.", "title": "Najinsky who?!" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "Michael Jackson is blaming everyone for the poor sales of his lastest CD,\"Invincible.\"Now he's playing the race card and bringing in the Rev,Al Sharpton.The one to blame MICHAEL is THE MAN IN THE MIRROR.The record is the worst I've ever heard from this GREAT Artist.Jackson has insulated himself from the Real World for years,and thinks he can Jump Back to his Thriller Days,and go on from there.I think this is the BEST Thing that could happen to Michael.Its time to Make That Change.", "title": "ItsNotMattola'sFault,ButTheManInTheMirror" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "Michael Jackson is blaming everyone for the poor sales of his lastest CD,\"Invincible.\"Now he's playing the race card and bringing in the Rev,Al Sharpton.The one to blame MICHAEL is THE MAN IN THE MIRROR.The record is the worst I've ever heard from this GREAT Artist.Jackson has insulated himself from the Real World for years,and thinks he can Jump Back to his Thriller Days,and go on from there.I think this is the BEST Thing that could happen to Michael.Its time to Make That Change.", "title": "ItsNotMattola'sFault,ButTheManInTheMirror" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "What happened to Fern Michaels' writing style? I was sadly disappointed in this book. The dialogue between characters seemed to be run-on sentences. Each person said absolutely everything that was on their mind in one rush of air. Rosie's sneaky, conniving husband changes for the better and becomes a decent person. It was a totally unbelievable character change. I don't think I've ever disliked a book this much and I'm a connoisseur of romance books on the best sellers list.", "title": "Surprisingly poor" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "What happened to Fern Michaels' writing style? I was sadly disappointed in this book. The dialogue between characters seemed to be run-on sentences. Each person said absolutely everything that was on their mind in one rush of air. Rosie's sneaky, conniving husband changes for the better and becomes a decent person. It was a totally unbelievable character change. I don't think I've ever disliked a book this much and I'm a connoisseur of romance books on the best sellers list.", "title": "Surprisingly poor" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "Not only is Isopure Mass good tasting but it supplied me with the energy and supplements that I have needed to complete an intense workout every evening after work. I would highly recommend this product to anyone and as I said before it has a great taste. Kudos to Natures Best.", "title": "Isopure exceeded expectations" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "Not only is Isopure Mass good tasting but it supplied me with the energy and supplements that I have needed to complete an intense workout every evening after work. I would highly recommend this product to anyone and as I said before it has a great taste. Kudos to Natures Best.", "title": "Isopure exceeded expectations" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "This case is well made, just the right size, and better than the newer bags from Nikon.We use it to hold everything for our D3200. It holds the camera, 2 lenses and a flash,the charger, cords and cards etc.Great bag!", "title": "GREAT VALUE" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "This case is well made, just the right size, and better than the newer bags from Nikon.We use it to hold everything for our D3200. It holds the camera, 2 lenses and a flash,the charger, cords and cards etc.Great bag!", "title": "GREAT VALUE" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "It's not terrible, but it's not very good. For the price, you can go to your grocery store and get one that is just as good, if not better. I sent 8 of the 9 packets back.", "title": "Canned actually does taste better" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "It's not terrible, but it's not very good. For the price, you can go to your grocery store and get one that is just as good, if not better. I sent 8 of the 9 packets back.", "title": "Canned actually does taste better" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "Some will say that LM Alcott is too openly preachy, but her unabashed devotion to all the tried and true virtues is refreshing. The story, which I have read many times, is sweet and sentimental. I last read \"Little Women \" as a teenager, and now that I am a 40-something year-old mother and wife myself, I am frankly shocked by how touched I was by the effect that re-reading it had on me. The little words of guidance, maternal advice, and quiet examples of virtue and self-sacrifice take on new meaning and seem to reflect even more timeless wisdom now that I have some years of life experience myself. I believe stories such as this are exactly what is needed to help guide a new generation of girls toward a happier and more peaceful adulthood.", "title": "Just what is needed" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "Some will say that LM Alcott is too openly preachy, but her unabashed devotion to all the tried and true virtues is refreshing. The story, which I have read many times, is sweet and sentimental. I last read \"Little Women \" as a teenager, and now that I am a 40-something year-old mother and wife myself, I am frankly shocked by how touched I was by the effect that re-reading it had on me. The little words of guidance, maternal advice, and quiet examples of virtue and self-sacrifice take on new meaning and seem to reflect even more timeless wisdom now that I have some years of life experience myself. I believe stories such as this are exactly what is needed to help guide a new generation of girls toward a happier and more peaceful adulthood.", "title": "Just what is needed" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "The subject pretty much says it all. The bag fits well and catches the grass just like it's supposed to. Emptying is relatively easy as the entire back end can unzip. However, the bag was a little small for my tastes. Even with fairly short grass, I ended up stopping every 10 minutes to empty the bag.It's a good product but does add a fair bit of time to the lawn mowing process.", "title": "Does the job but kinda small" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "The subject pretty much says it all. The bag fits well and catches the grass just like it's supposed to. Emptying is relatively easy as the entire back end can unzip. However, the bag was a little small for my tastes. Even with fairly short grass, I ended up stopping every 10 minutes to empty the bag.It's a good product but does add a fair bit of time to the lawn mowing process.", "title": "Does the job but kinda small" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "I recently hauled my laptop to Hawaii solely for GPS. I also bought car inverter for long trips. I was really disappointed by the results. The GPS took long times to lock to satelite (as much as 10 mins sometimes). On highways its sensitivity was really low. The driving directios for lot of points was screwed up. Don't drive to Hanauma Bay using MS S&T.;The biggest problem I faced was that the driving directions will not specify which direction to take on HWY (I mean w,s,n or e). It will just say take H1 and I had to guess H1 E or H1 W. Try HNL to Hanauma Bay Natural preserve Honolulu.Further more this GPS solution is very cumbersome (especially since the included suction cup) doesn't stick very long, thus the gps receiver keeps falling off.The reason I bought this unit was to postphone buying a real GPS for a year or two. In retrospect it was a bad decision....", "title": "Works most of the time" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "I recently hauled my laptop to Hawaii solely for GPS. I also bought car inverter for long trips. I was really disappointed by the results. The GPS took long times to lock to satelite (as much as 10 mins sometimes). On highways its sensitivity was really low. The driving directios for lot of points was screwed up. Don't drive to Hanauma Bay using MS S&T.;The biggest problem I faced was that the driving directions will not specify which direction to take on HWY (I mean w,s,n or e). It will just say take H1 and I had to guess H1 E or H1 W. Try HNL to Hanauma Bay Natural preserve Honolulu.Further more this GPS solution is very cumbersome (especially since the included suction cup) doesn't stick very long, thus the gps receiver keeps falling off.The reason I bought this unit was to postphone buying a real GPS for a year or two. In retrospect it was a bad decision....", "title": "Works most of the time" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "I've said before that koontz doesn't write to impress any literary guilds; he writes to sell novels.Usually, they are worth the price, but 'Intensity' was so dragged-out and unbelievable, and so slow-moving that I never really finished it. I got close, but I could see where it was going and so I finally just stuck it in a drawer.If you want Koontz, there are many better ones to choose from. Don't bother with this one.", "title": "Disappointing" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "I've said before that koontz doesn't write to impress any literary guilds; he writes to sell novels.Usually, they are worth the price, but 'Intensity' was so dragged-out and unbelievable, and so slow-moving that I never really finished it. I got close, but I could see where it was going and so I finally just stuck it in a drawer.If you want Koontz, there are many better ones to choose from. Don't bother with this one.", "title": "Disappointing" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "After only one usage and washing pilling of the material made reusing them uncomfortable. When I tried to return them I was refued because 30 days had expired. We hadn't used them until then. I have a balance in my account to use. Other than that we will not be buying from Amazon anymore. Imagine if we were to buy early gifts for someone which had been in our plans. Also, I have since read other complaints of the product with similar responses, yet you still sell them.", "title": "Not so elegant sheets" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "After only one usage and washing pilling of the material made reusing them uncomfortable. When I tried to return them I was refued because 30 days had expired. We hadn't used them until then. I have a balance in my account to use. Other than that we will not be buying from Amazon anymore. Imagine if we were to buy early gifts for someone which had been in our plans. Also, I have since read other complaints of the product with similar responses, yet you still sell them.", "title": "Not so elegant sheets" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "The past couple of years I have found myself supplementing my audio catalogue with more and more opera....Far from being an officianado, but wanting to listen to contemporary artists, I have struggled finding 'hip' classical opera. After seeing a special on 60 Minutes of Anna, I loved her rebellious platform of defying the normal 300 lb prima donna diva mold but being a HOT, young and hip artist bring her phenom voice to mainstream listeners with opera as the medium. Anyway, this CD has stayed in my automobile for over two months......great stuff!", "title": "Recreational Opera Listener Fav" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "The past couple of years I have found myself supplementing my audio catalogue with more and more opera....Far from being an officianado, but wanting to listen to contemporary artists, I have struggled finding 'hip' classical opera. After seeing a special on 60 Minutes of Anna, I loved her rebellious platform of defying the normal 300 lb prima donna diva mold but being a HOT, young and hip artist bring her phenom voice to mainstream listeners with opera as the medium. Anyway, this CD has stayed in my automobile for over two months......great stuff!", "title": "Recreational Opera Listener Fav" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "I'm not a lover of war stories, perhaps because I fought in one and I find realism lacking in most writers. Brady has proved to be an exception. His depiction of the misery suffered by the Marines at the disaster that was the Chosen Reservior made me grateful that I spent a year in the infantry in the virtual paradise (by comparison) of Vietnam. You feel the cold as the Marines retreat from an untenable position, fighting a numerically superior Chinese army and becoming victims of Douglas MacArthur's meglamoniacal career plans. Brady gives MacArthur a justified raking over the coals and mixes his fictional characters with real ones; Chesty Puller is here as is Bob Hope and others. All in all a fantastic read.", "title": "I Felt The Cold" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "I'm not a lover of war stories, perhaps because I fought in one and I find realism lacking in most writers. Brady has proved to be an exception. His depiction of the misery suffered by the Marines at the disaster that was the Chosen Reservior made me grateful that I spent a year in the infantry in the virtual paradise (by comparison) of Vietnam. You feel the cold as the Marines retreat from an untenable position, fighting a numerically superior Chinese army and becoming victims of Douglas MacArthur's meglamoniacal career plans. Brady gives MacArthur a justified raking over the coals and mixes his fictional characters with real ones; Chesty Puller is here as is Bob Hope and others. All in all a fantastic read.", "title": "I Felt The Cold" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "What is Dr. Barrett's motivation? Arent these isolated cases? Does it include the entire Chiropractic profession? I think not. God knows there has never been anyone injured by an M.D.! Actually the DEATHS caused by M.D.s overshadow any little old injury.! Pretty weak book, and as far as the support group, Victims of Chiropractic, How about victims of that particular chiropractor, not the whole profession. Why not have a group called Victims of Bad Authors?", "title": "Hippocrate" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "What is Dr. Barrett's motivation? Arent these isolated cases? Does it include the entire Chiropractic profession? I think not. God knows there has never been anyone injured by an M.D.! Actually the DEATHS caused by M.D.s overshadow any little old injury.! Pretty weak book, and as far as the support group, Victims of Chiropractic, How about victims of that particular chiropractor, not the whole profession. Why not have a group called Victims of Bad Authors?", "title": "Hippocrate" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "C.L. Bryant is an amazing man who really stuck his neck out with this project. I wish everyone could see this film and really think about the issues. Thank you Mr. Bryant, and God bless.", "title": "Excellent" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "C.L. Bryant is an amazing man who really stuck his neck out with this project. I wish everyone could see this film and really think about the issues. Thank you Mr. Bryant, and God bless.", "title": "Excellent" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "First of all, ...this is not a cd single but a full lenght cd album which consists of all Modern Talking hits from 1985-1987. For those who never heard of Modern Talking this is the CD to start. Now if only somebody will do a remaster of Modern Talking CD as this CD doesn't sound good especially if compared to today's recording which prevent me to give it 5 stars. So get this CD if you want to know about Modern Talking as they have sold more than 50 million copies of their albums worldwide.", "title": "Excellent collection of Modern Talking first 6 albums !" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "First of all, ...this is not a cd single but a full lenght cd album which consists of all Modern Talking hits from 1985-1987. For those who never heard of Modern Talking this is the CD to start. Now if only somebody will do a remaster of Modern Talking CD as this CD doesn't sound good especially if compared to today's recording which prevent me to give it 5 stars. So get this CD if you want to know about Modern Talking as they have sold more than 50 million copies of their albums worldwide.", "title": "Excellent collection of Modern Talking first 6 albums !" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "Go for the Penguin Guide, it is more comprehensive than this. I am sure you will appreciate and enjoy reading it as much as I do.Trust me, this is only suitable and appropriate if you are already very well informed on the classical recording industry. The editor only provide a list of the recordings to their preference, unlike Penguin Guide where it give many alternatives for consideration. If you don't believe me, go to the book shop and take a look and make a comparison between these 2 books, before you commit a purchase. I read the 2003 edition, and it is a great disappointment. I will not buy again, Penguin Guide is cheaper and better!", "title": "Alternative" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "Go for the Penguin Guide, it is more comprehensive than this. I am sure you will appreciate and enjoy reading it as much as I do.Trust me, this is only suitable and appropriate if you are already very well informed on the classical recording industry. The editor only provide a list of the recordings to their preference, unlike Penguin Guide where it give many alternatives for consideration. If you don't believe me, go to the book shop and take a look and make a comparison between these 2 books, before you commit a purchase. I read the 2003 edition, and it is a great disappointment. I will not buy again, Penguin Guide is cheaper and better!", "title": "Alternative" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "Other reviewers have it spot-on: this book is not (or very rarely) funny, poorly written, self-indulgent, and in particular offers no management insight at all, aside from informing airline managers how customers perceive their product, which I suppose was not exactly a secret.", "title": "Unfunny and uninspired" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "Other reviewers have it spot-on: this book is not (or very rarely) funny, poorly written, self-indulgent, and in particular offers no management insight at all, aside from informing airline managers how customers perceive their product, which I suppose was not exactly a secret.", "title": "Unfunny and uninspired" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "Loved the Avent Bottles (Even thought they too always leaked. So I naturally went to the cups...BUT the rubber sippy part also molds very quickly. I had a cup pre-made in the fridge for less than about 24hrs and for some reason I thought to check for leaks and saw the mold! Water/juice gets trapped in the rubber thingy...that is also part of why it leaks. I too wrote to the company about my bottles leaking and they said it was user error. I'm putting them on too tight. Looking for good alternatives for training cups! Good luck.", "title": "Yup.....they leak." }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "Loved the Avent Bottles (Even thought they too always leaked. So I naturally went to the cups...BUT the rubber sippy part also molds very quickly. I had a cup pre-made in the fridge for less than about 24hrs and for some reason I thought to check for leaks and saw the mold! Water/juice gets trapped in the rubber thingy...that is also part of why it leaks. I too wrote to the company about my bottles leaking and they said it was user error. I'm putting them on too tight. Looking for good alternatives for training cups! Good luck.", "title": "Yup.....they leak." }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "This is a collection of some truly stunning photographs. It hurts to look at the deformities and the obvious pain the photographic subjects were in. It's not possible to see these kind of medical conditions anymore, at least in the first world, because problems get treated long before they get this bad. For people interested in this topic, this is a good book to \"read\" but only if you have a strong stomach.", "title": "Photos that'll burn into your mind" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "This is a collection of some truly stunning photographs. It hurts to look at the deformities and the obvious pain the photographic subjects were in. It's not possible to see these kind of medical conditions anymore, at least in the first world, because problems get treated long before they get this bad. For people interested in this topic, this is a good book to \"read\" but only if you have a strong stomach.", "title": "Photos that'll burn into your mind" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "Once everything installed and the unit turned on, the DVD tray did not open!!!! Obviously there was something wrong. However, what caught my attention is how noisy this machine is. Just plugging the unit turns on a very noisy fan. Now I just imagine how worse it will get once the DVD is in??? Anyway, the samsung people were very courteous and I got a refund pretty quickly from amazon. lesson learned: better stay away from samsung dvd recorder", "title": "this thing is very noisy" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "Once everything installed and the unit turned on, the DVD tray did not open!!!! Obviously there was something wrong. However, what caught my attention is how noisy this machine is. Just plugging the unit turns on a very noisy fan. Now I just imagine how worse it will get once the DVD is in??? Anyway, the samsung people were very courteous and I got a refund pretty quickly from amazon. lesson learned: better stay away from samsung dvd recorder", "title": "this thing is very noisy" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "It's as simple you order, follow the instructions, and wait for the mail arrive at your address, great dsiplay from what you re buying.", "title": "Good Product" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "It's as simple you order, follow the instructions, and wait for the mail arrive at your address, great dsiplay from what you re buying.", "title": "Good Product" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "If you are going to read the Amy Fisher story, you might as well read this one and this alone because her newer book \"If I Knew Now...\" is a bunch of obsolete mumbo jumbo and sappy lies. This book at least was written while Amy was young and in prison so she was much more humble and I feel, honest. It is well written and pretty interesting. I definitely learned a lot about the escort industry...whether I ever wanted to or not! In her second book she touts her new life as a loving mother, wife, respected journalist, etc...only to find a few years later she is releasing sex tapes, stripping, and working in the porn industry.", "title": "Much better than her other tell all!" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "If you are going to read the Amy Fisher story, you might as well read this one and this alone because her newer book \"If I Knew Now...\" is a bunch of obsolete mumbo jumbo and sappy lies. This book at least was written while Amy was young and in prison so she was much more humble and I feel, honest. It is well written and pretty interesting. I definitely learned a lot about the escort industry...whether I ever wanted to or not! In her second book she touts her new life as a loving mother, wife, respected journalist, etc...only to find a few years later she is releasing sex tapes, stripping, and working in the porn industry.", "title": "Much better than her other tell all!" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "what can i say? i've had this album for two years and it's still the best. all i can say is that i want my life to sound like this album.... let's all \"lay out in the grass\"", "title": "\"summer in the kitchen..\"" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "what can i say? i've had this album for two years and it's still the best. all i can say is that i want my life to sound like this album.... let's all \"lay out in the grass\"", "title": "\"summer in the kitchen..\"" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "Figure done very well of the \"Somewhere in Time\" cover. Figure of great realism, with movable arm and eye that is illuminated. The figure that every iron maiden's fan must have.", "title": "for iron maiden's fanatics" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "Figure done very well of the \"Somewhere in Time\" cover. Figure of great realism, with movable arm and eye that is illuminated. The figure that every iron maiden's fan must have.", "title": "for iron maiden's fanatics" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "Ms. Davis' graphic style and wonderful, kid colors make this simple question and answer literary romp the perfect read-aloud book for the younger set! I can't imagine any pre-K or kindergarten class library without it.", "title": "Bright colors and great question/answer read-aloud!" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "Ms. Davis' graphic style and wonderful, kid colors make this simple question and answer literary romp the perfect read-aloud book for the younger set! I can't imagine any pre-K or kindergarten class library without it.", "title": "Bright colors and great question/answer read-aloud!" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "I bought this in Sage, for around $24, it was soft and it was cozy. I washed it once and it started to disintegrate. Now it's in my trunk as an an emergency/beach blanket. Not recommended.", "title": "do not wash this product" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "I bought this in Sage, for around $24, it was soft and it was cozy. I washed it once and it started to disintegrate. Now it's in my trunk as an an emergency/beach blanket. Not recommended.", "title": "do not wash this product" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "........from reading Danielle Steel. Here's the book: three bachelors meet three women. They all break up, they all end up happily ever after. BORING, not one single exciting thing about this book. I was happy when my lunch break ended so I could go back to work and stop reading.Yes - we keep reading her because we feel obligated and hope for a better book someday, but I think I'm at the end of my rope with Danielle Steel. My librarian told me last night they aren't even going to carry any new books of hers. THAT'S sad.", "title": "Somebody Stop Me........" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "........from reading Danielle Steel. Here's the book: three bachelors meet three women. They all break up, they all end up happily ever after. BORING, not one single exciting thing about this book. I was happy when my lunch break ended so I could go back to work and stop reading.Yes - we keep reading her because we feel obligated and hope for a better book someday, but I think I'm at the end of my rope with Danielle Steel. My librarian told me last night they aren't even going to carry any new books of hers. THAT'S sad.", "title": "Somebody Stop Me........" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "George A. Romero once again proves to the world that he's not finished with his directing career with \"Bruiser.\" This movie is amazing, incorporating both political and social messages with that of the complete antithesis, horror. I highly suggest this to any fan of the Dead Trilogy. Thank you once again George.", "title": "Romero isn't dead!" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "George A. Romero once again proves to the world that he's not finished with his directing career with \"Bruiser.\" This movie is amazing, incorporating both political and social messages with that of the complete antithesis, horror. I highly suggest this to any fan of the Dead Trilogy. Thank you once again George.", "title": "Romero isn't dead!" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "If you are a fan of Lilian Jackson Braun, you will enjoy the latest in her series of \"The Cat Who\" series. In this episode, Qwilleran and his friends are baffled by the series of fires which are being set in mineshafts and businesses around Pickax. There are also two seemingly unrelated murders. While Qwilleran and his clever Siamese Koko are attempting to solve these mysteries, we become reacquainted with the lovable characters which Braun has created. Qwill and his friend Polly participate in several interesting social events including a caravan to all the abandoned mine shafts. The citizens of Pickax are trying to get in all the fun they can before The Big One (first snowstorm) hits and they are snowed in for several days. The solution to the mystery is almost overshadowed by the interplay between these well-drawn and interesting characters.", "title": "Pickax Revisited" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "If you are a fan of Lilian Jackson Braun, you will enjoy the latest in her series of \"The Cat Who\" series. In this episode, Qwilleran and his friends are baffled by the series of fires which are being set in mineshafts and businesses around Pickax. There are also two seemingly unrelated murders. While Qwilleran and his clever Siamese Koko are attempting to solve these mysteries, we become reacquainted with the lovable characters which Braun has created. Qwill and his friend Polly participate in several interesting social events including a caravan to all the abandoned mine shafts. The citizens of Pickax are trying to get in all the fun they can before The Big One (first snowstorm) hits and they are snowed in for several days. The solution to the mystery is almost overshadowed by the interplay between these well-drawn and interesting characters.", "title": "Pickax Revisited" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "Fantastic product, I've use some others on my aniline leather, Legacy brand couch, but this product restored it to the original appearance and texture. Will buy over again every time.", "title": "Leather restore product" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "Fantastic product, I've use some others on my aniline leather, Legacy brand couch, but this product restored it to the original appearance and texture. Will buy over again every time.", "title": "Leather restore product" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "This is a wonderful, exciting book. It describes true health and tells how to achieve it.In the ten years we have followed Dr Fuhrman's diet advice we have enjoyed definite and sustained health benefits: loss of excess weight, substantially reduced cholesterol levels (from 300 and 200 to about 160), far fewer colds and flu, freedom from frequent troublesome infections, generally improved vitality. In our early seventies now, we haven't felt so good in fifty years.Now in this book Dr Fuhrman has condensed the advice that has been so helpful to us into a simple, easy-to-understand form that is still rigorously based on scientific evidence about human nutrition.Most importantly, we think, he has couched his diet recommendations in a positive form--namely, to eat foods yielding the greatest nutritional value per calorie. So simple--and at least in our experience, easy to put into practice.", "title": "A Way to True Health" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "This is a wonderful, exciting book. It describes true health and tells how to achieve it.In the ten years we have followed Dr Fuhrman's diet advice we have enjoyed definite and sustained health benefits: loss of excess weight, substantially reduced cholesterol levels (from 300 and 200 to about 160), far fewer colds and flu, freedom from frequent troublesome infections, generally improved vitality. In our early seventies now, we haven't felt so good in fifty years.Now in this book Dr Fuhrman has condensed the advice that has been so helpful to us into a simple, easy-to-understand form that is still rigorously based on scientific evidence about human nutrition.Most importantly, we think, he has couched his diet recommendations in a positive form--namely, to eat foods yielding the greatest nutritional value per calorie. So simple--and at least in our experience, easy to put into practice.", "title": "A Way to True Health" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "In a sentence, Bleachers is about middle-aged, retired high school football players visiting their high school hometown to reminsce about old football stories, good or bad, because their beloved, yet hated, coach is lying on his deathbed.Personally, I thought this was not a very good book. With a bounch of men visiting their past, it is all a buch of what-ifs. I found it annoying and boring. It wasn't a very happy book either. You thought maybe at the end of the book they would resolve their past problems and get on with their lives. Not very likely. Messina, the all-about football town, is somewhat pathetic. I am pretty sure they would do anything if wootball was outranked by nother sport.I would not recommend this book. But, however maybe you have to be older to appreciate this book, because my parents liked it. THat had to count for something. Happy Reading!", "title": "bleachers" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "In a sentence, Bleachers is about middle-aged, retired high school football players visiting their high school hometown to reminsce about old football stories, good or bad, because their beloved, yet hated, coach is lying on his deathbed.Personally, I thought this was not a very good book. With a bounch of men visiting their past, it is all a buch of what-ifs. I found it annoying and boring. It wasn't a very happy book either. You thought maybe at the end of the book they would resolve their past problems and get on with their lives. Not very likely. Messina, the all-about football town, is somewhat pathetic. I am pretty sure they would do anything if wootball was outranked by nother sport.I would not recommend this book. But, however maybe you have to be older to appreciate this book, because my parents liked it. THat had to count for something. Happy Reading!", "title": "bleachers" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "The toy stands just fine. The person who complained it doesn't stand either got a defective one, or cut the center string. My daughter thinks the thing is great. I doubt it's very durable, but it's not very expensive, either. If your kid thinks slinky dog is great, go ahead and get it. It's a good purchase for pleasing the little one.", "title": "Kid loves it" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "The toy stands just fine. The person who complained it doesn't stand either got a defective one, or cut the center string. My daughter thinks the thing is great. I doubt it's very durable, but it's not very expensive, either. If your kid thinks slinky dog is great, go ahead and get it. It's a good purchase for pleasing the little one.", "title": "Kid loves it" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "I'm sorry but I just couldn't read through it. I thought it was dry and boring and depressing. There were a few parts that were ok, but overall it didn't do much for me.", "title": "I just couldn't get into it" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "I'm sorry but I just couldn't read through it. I thought it was dry and boring and depressing. There were a few parts that were ok, but overall it didn't do much for me.", "title": "I just couldn't get into it" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "Unfortunately it shows many aspects of the \"paradise\" islands that people vacation at.I found it kind of slow but it's ok to watch.", "title": "the Rum Dairy" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "Unfortunately it shows many aspects of the \"paradise\" islands that people vacation at.I found it kind of slow but it's ok to watch.", "title": "the Rum Dairy" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "First Off I Love All The Fina lDestination Movies Including This One And This One Is Not My Favorite I Like The 2nd One Alot Better And Secondly This Is Not A Horror Movie Just Because Someone Dies In A Movie Ever Brutally That Doesnt Make It A Horror Flick Its A Good Movie With A Better Ending Than The 1st And 2nd But I Will Be Surprised If THey Make A 4th One", "title": "Final Destination 3" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "First Off I Love All The Fina lDestination Movies Including This One And This One Is Not My Favorite I Like The 2nd One Alot Better And Secondly This Is Not A Horror Movie Just Because Someone Dies In A Movie Ever Brutally That Doesnt Make It A Horror Flick Its A Good Movie With A Better Ending Than The 1st And 2nd But I Will Be Surprised If THey Make A 4th One", "title": "Final Destination 3" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "This album is really motivating to listen to when working out at the gym; especially the songs with a faster tempo since they're great for cardio!", "title": "Motivating" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "This album is really motivating to listen to when working out at the gym; especially the songs with a faster tempo since they're great for cardio!", "title": "Motivating" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "It is too dirty to show in my classroom. I was looking for a good movie in Spanish with a good plot that would be suitable to show to high school students. They are extremely hard to find.", "title": "Disturbing" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "It is too dirty to show in my classroom. I was looking for a good movie in Spanish with a good plot that would be suitable to show to high school students. They are extremely hard to find.", "title": "Disturbing" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "I have one word for this tape: HILARIOUS! Though the animation isn't anything special, and the story isn't that deep, this comedy will keep you rolling with laughter! And the characters and music are just spectacular! And the fact that the majority of the time this series had SD (super-deformed, but I prefer chibi-sized ^-^) characters just makes this two part tape all the more....!!! My only major complaint was that there are only two episodes (at least that have been released in the US). But none of its faults kept me from giving it a 5 star rating! I would recommend this anime to any and all anime otaku.", "title": "Who Says Dragons Can't Be Cute?" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "I have one word for this tape: HILARIOUS! Though the animation isn't anything special, and the story isn't that deep, this comedy will keep you rolling with laughter! And the characters and music are just spectacular! And the fact that the majority of the time this series had SD (super-deformed, but I prefer chibi-sized ^-^) characters just makes this two part tape all the more....!!! My only major complaint was that there are only two episodes (at least that have been released in the US). But none of its faults kept me from giving it a 5 star rating! I would recommend this anime to any and all anime otaku.", "title": "Who Says Dragons Can't Be Cute?" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "Nilodor is the worst smelling product I have ever used. I have 6 dogs and trust me we have accidents. I read the reviews about the odor but had no idea that it would take weeks for the nilodor odor to leave. It was almost better to leave the doggie odor than to use Nilodor. Even with the doors and windows open the odor was still there and would hit you as you walk in the door. I had to use plain water in my rug doctor and keep going over and over it to get to Nilodor out. I will NEVER use it again.", "title": "Worst product I have ever used" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "Nilodor is the worst smelling product I have ever used. I have 6 dogs and trust me we have accidents. I read the reviews about the odor but had no idea that it would take weeks for the nilodor odor to leave. It was almost better to leave the doggie odor than to use Nilodor. Even with the doors and windows open the odor was still there and would hit you as you walk in the door. I had to use plain water in my rug doctor and keep going over and over it to get to Nilodor out. I will NEVER use it again.", "title": "Worst product I have ever used" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "I was extremely disappointed in this purchase. It turned out to be a refurbished model that did not work! [There was no indication beforehand that it was not a brand new item.] I had to pay UPS to send it back. THEN, I only received a partial refund for the returned item.It cost me a bundle to learn not to buy anything from Amazon again!", "title": "NOT WHAT I THOUGHT!" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "I was extremely disappointed in this purchase. It turned out to be a refurbished model that did not work! [There was no indication beforehand that it was not a brand new item.] I had to pay UPS to send it back. THEN, I only received a partial refund for the returned item.It cost me a bundle to learn not to buy anything from Amazon again!", "title": "NOT WHAT I THOUGHT!" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "I found this album from a listening booth in a local record store. I was stunned. Of all the new CDs I've purchased in the last couple of years, this is by far my favorite. I have always liked concept albums, but hardly anyone does them anymore. This album covers an amazing range of musical styles and has a passion that much music lacks these days. Add to that an outstanding and versatile singing voice, and it adds up to an exceptional ablum. Sad that it got very little airplay except for the \"drive by\" version of Hey Pretty, which in my opinion ruined an otherwise great song. If you like music outside the mainstream give it a try.", "title": "One of My Favorite Albums" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "I found this album from a listening booth in a local record store. I was stunned. Of all the new CDs I've purchased in the last couple of years, this is by far my favorite. I have always liked concept albums, but hardly anyone does them anymore. This album covers an amazing range of musical styles and has a passion that much music lacks these days. Add to that an outstanding and versatile singing voice, and it adds up to an exceptional ablum. Sad that it got very little airplay except for the \"drive by\" version of Hey Pretty, which in my opinion ruined an otherwise great song. If you like music outside the mainstream give it a try.", "title": "One of My Favorite Albums" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "To call this book predictable is to give it more credit than it deserves. The mystery is mundane and the true horror of the killer's crimes is glanced over in favor of his lust for an underage girl. This is like a harlequin murder mystery for the yet to be incarcerated sex offender set. The character development is marginal and any insight into the human condition is below what you'd even expect in a novel in this genre. This could be a bad short story in a creative writing class much better than a drawn out piece of tedium.This is a bad, bad book and not in a good way. If this is the new Silence of the Lambs, we are all doomed to lousy reads for eternity. Avoid at all costs.", "title": "Hackneyed Writing for the Budding Pedophile" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "To call this book predictable is to give it more credit than it deserves. The mystery is mundane and the true horror of the killer's crimes is glanced over in favor of his lust for an underage girl. This is like a harlequin murder mystery for the yet to be incarcerated sex offender set. The character development is marginal and any insight into the human condition is below what you'd even expect in a novel in this genre. This could be a bad short story in a creative writing class much better than a drawn out piece of tedium.This is a bad, bad book and not in a good way. If this is the new Silence of the Lambs, we are all doomed to lousy reads for eternity. Avoid at all costs.", "title": "Hackneyed Writing for the Budding Pedophile" }