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{ "character": "Alice", "review": "Amy Tan one, if not, my all time favorite author dropped the ball with this novel. I love all her novels and have read each of them over and over, especially \"The Bone Setters Daughter.\" In \"Saving Fish From Drowning\" I had alarm bells going off in my head at chapter 1. If that happens with any other book I will set it down, but this was Amy Tan! I was sure if I kept on it I'd love it. Well, I was sadly mistaken. I skipped ahead just to see if I could pick up her style, or \"some good parts\" but I found nothing! Too many characters, none of them developed to the point that I'd care about them. The narration from the murdered Bibi Chen, was almost to the point of cattiness. Sorry Amy but I'd tell any fan to steer clear of this one!", "title": "What happened to Amy Tan?" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "Amy Tan one, if not, my all time favorite author dropped the ball with this novel. I love all her novels and have read each of them over and over, especially \"The Bone Setters Daughter.\" In \"Saving Fish From Drowning\" I had alarm bells going off in my head at chapter 1. If that happens with any other book I will set it down, but this was Amy Tan! I was sure if I kept on it I'd love it. Well, I was sadly mistaken. I skipped ahead just to see if I could pick up her style, or \"some good parts\" but I found nothing! Too many characters, none of them developed to the point that I'd care about them. The narration from the murdered Bibi Chen, was almost to the point of cattiness. Sorry Amy but I'd tell any fan to steer clear of this one!", "title": "What happened to Amy Tan?" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "I only read this book because I knew that it would be a quick read, and it didn't disappoint there. The book is preachy, and just down right silly in some parts. It ends with a very mellow dramatic and anti climatic ending. Unless you need something to read and the air sickness bag just won't cut it, sure, go for it...otherwise, buy a magazine, or just move on -- don't read this...it seemed as though he had a great idea for a novel, but then ran into a deadline.", "title": "The Street Lawyer" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "I only read this book because I knew that it would be a quick read, and it didn't disappoint there. The book is preachy, and just down right silly in some parts. It ends with a very mellow dramatic and anti climatic ending. Unless you need something to read and the air sickness bag just won't cut it, sure, go for it...otherwise, buy a magazine, or just move on -- don't read this...it seemed as though he had a great idea for a novel, but then ran into a deadline.", "title": "The Street Lawyer" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "I spent many hours to get the scan function to work. Via HP support emails, I was given 20 pages of possible fixes. Well they did not work. In addition, I could not network the printer. It was not recognize on the other computer.I gave up and returned it to the store. I have bought a Canon MP530. Took me a hour to install on my computer and five minutes for the other computer to recognize the networked printer.Disappointed with HP. Maybe it will work fine on other computers. But not here. I had always liked HP. My 9 year OIA died. It had serve us well.", "title": "HP not for me!!" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "I spent many hours to get the scan function to work. Via HP support emails, I was given 20 pages of possible fixes. Well they did not work. In addition, I could not network the printer. It was not recognize on the other computer.I gave up and returned it to the store. I have bought a Canon MP530. Took me a hour to install on my computer and five minutes for the other computer to recognize the networked printer.Disappointed with HP. Maybe it will work fine on other computers. But not here. I had always liked HP. My 9 year OIA died. It had serve us well.", "title": "HP not for me!!" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "This software was unable to operate with my system configuration and Global Village Inc., has refused to refund my monies even though the software was sent back to them. Don't buy this product.", "title": "Lousy Customer Service" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "This software was unable to operate with my system configuration and Global Village Inc., has refused to refund my monies even though the software was sent back to them. Don't buy this product.", "title": "Lousy Customer Service" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "Even though the product description includes Windows 2000, the installer will not let you install it on Windows 2000 (or on Windows XP). It gives a message indicating that Windows 95 is required. The software will install on Windows 98, but because Microsoft is no longer providing security updates to 98, your best bet is to abandon this version of the Magix Studio Deluxe. A definite \"don't buy\" recommendation.", "title": "Does not install on Windows 2000 or Windows XP" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "Even though the product description includes Windows 2000, the installer will not let you install it on Windows 2000 (or on Windows XP). It gives a message indicating that Windows 95 is required. The software will install on Windows 98, but because Microsoft is no longer providing security updates to 98, your best bet is to abandon this version of the Magix Studio Deluxe. A definite \"don't buy\" recommendation.", "title": "Does not install on Windows 2000 or Windows XP" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "One of the most forgettable and poorly written books I have ever had the misfortune to come across. Sarah Gilbert is about as witty as a third-grader, but much less personable. Her characters are two dimensional and lifeless. Her dialogue is trite. If this book was meant to be humorous, then I'm afraid the joke will be lost upon most readers. One wonders if Ms. Gilbert even knows any real women in the real world, given the sheer flatness of her female characters. I cannot urge you enough to let this stinker pass by without perusal.", "title": "Another five cent book for the yard sale, if you can get anyone to buy it" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "One of the most forgettable and poorly written books I have ever had the misfortune to come across. Sarah Gilbert is about as witty as a third-grader, but much less personable. Her characters are two dimensional and lifeless. Her dialogue is trite. If this book was meant to be humorous, then I'm afraid the joke will be lost upon most readers. One wonders if Ms. Gilbert even knows any real women in the real world, given the sheer flatness of her female characters. I cannot urge you enough to let this stinker pass by without perusal.", "title": "Another five cent book for the yard sale, if you can get anyone to buy it" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "This film was terribly boring. I thought I would be watching a documentary which would address solutions to poverty in the third world. Instead, I was watching a film which basically presented a rant on how colonialism was responsible for destroying native cultures and societies back in the 1600's (which is widely acknowledged in history books) and how western nations are still responsible for the shape and state of poverty in third-world countries (I am not convinced from the film).The film was very skewed in the way it presented information to make it points - mainly it seems to attribute capitalism and privatization as the cause of poverty in areas like Bolivia, Kenyva, and in other slums.Skip. This film is much too biased. Towards the end, the movie starts to target neoliberalism - without giving me a good idea of what that is. I also felt the film was too overreaching in terms of trying to attribute third-world poverty to a few western countries, the World Bank, and the IMF.", "title": "Very skewed film" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "This film was terribly boring. I thought I would be watching a documentary which would address solutions to poverty in the third world. Instead, I was watching a film which basically presented a rant on how colonialism was responsible for destroying native cultures and societies back in the 1600's (which is widely acknowledged in history books) and how western nations are still responsible for the shape and state of poverty in third-world countries (I am not convinced from the film).The film was very skewed in the way it presented information to make it points - mainly it seems to attribute capitalism and privatization as the cause of poverty in areas like Bolivia, Kenyva, and in other slums.Skip. This film is much too biased. Towards the end, the movie starts to target neoliberalism - without giving me a good idea of what that is. I also felt the film was too overreaching in terms of trying to attribute third-world poverty to a few western countries, the World Bank, and the IMF.", "title": "Very skewed film" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "I purchased this product hoping that it would help me with my up and down energy levels. When I received the product, the plastic bubble wrap the unit was in had been previously opened. As an earlier reviewer had said, when I plugged it in, the unit would make a high pitched noise which also occurred when the display light was on.I sent it back for a replacement and the second unit was also used before. The packaging was opened, battery already partially charged, and it too made a high pitched sound when plugged in. In desperation, I tried the unit a couple of times before returning for a replacement and the light ended up giving me headaches that lasted several hours. Instead of asking for a replacement, I asked for a refund. It had been used already, didn't work to improve my energy, and made my problems worse.", "title": "Amazon shipped opened products, light gave me headaches" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "I purchased this product hoping that it would help me with my up and down energy levels. When I received the product, the plastic bubble wrap the unit was in had been previously opened. As an earlier reviewer had said, when I plugged it in, the unit would make a high pitched noise which also occurred when the display light was on.I sent it back for a replacement and the second unit was also used before. The packaging was opened, battery already partially charged, and it too made a high pitched sound when plugged in. In desperation, I tried the unit a couple of times before returning for a replacement and the light ended up giving me headaches that lasted several hours. Instead of asking for a replacement, I asked for a refund. It had been used already, didn't work to improve my energy, and made my problems worse.", "title": "Amazon shipped opened products, light gave me headaches" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "I received my skin with no damage as other reviews have mentioned (thank goodness) and while it took some maneuvering to get it on they fit very well. The only thing I wasn't completely satisfied with was that the color isn't quite as rich a brown as pictured. It looks a bit grayish and sometimes it looks more black or smoke colored than brown, but not so much that I hate it. I give it 4 stars over all.", "title": "Nice Skin, but a little gray-ish" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "I received my skin with no damage as other reviews have mentioned (thank goodness) and while it took some maneuvering to get it on they fit very well. The only thing I wasn't completely satisfied with was that the color isn't quite as rich a brown as pictured. It looks a bit grayish and sometimes it looks more black or smoke colored than brown, but not so much that I hate it. I give it 4 stars over all.", "title": "Nice Skin, but a little gray-ish" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "For a substantial size wooden box the sound was very tinny. For a small plastic box the sound would still have been tinny. Also, no headphone jack. All show.", "title": "All Show" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "For a substantial size wooden box the sound was very tinny. For a small plastic box the sound would still have been tinny. Also, no headphone jack. All show.", "title": "All Show" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "I love the way she turns characters you love to hate, to characaters you just love. Lots of fun interplay from T and Joe as well.", "title": "Loved it!" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "I love the way she turns characters you love to hate, to characaters you just love. Lots of fun interplay from T and Joe as well.", "title": "Loved it!" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "I have all of Lee Ann's cds. The first three are great, but this one is awful. Its not a country cd at all. Almost all the songs are bad pop songs. Her voice is really good, so that makes the songs better than they could be, but it is still not worth having. Buy her other cds instead.", "title": "A Big Disappointment" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "I have all of Lee Ann's cds. The first three are great, but this one is awful. Its not a country cd at all. Almost all the songs are bad pop songs. Her voice is really good, so that makes the songs better than they could be, but it is still not worth having. Buy her other cds instead.", "title": "A Big Disappointment" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "The band on this watch will break. This is because the metal-to-plastic resin which connects the plastic band to te metal face wears off eventually-no matter how lightly the watch is used. Even under the lightest usage, at least on band will just fall off within 12-13 months. Because of this, I now bought the Nike Triax Fury model. Its band seems to be a unitary one from one end to the other (no glue!). If you want a Nike watch like this, get one of the Fury models.", "title": "Band will eventually break" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "The band on this watch will break. This is because the metal-to-plastic resin which connects the plastic band to te metal face wears off eventually-no matter how lightly the watch is used. Even under the lightest usage, at least on band will just fall off within 12-13 months. Because of this, I now bought the Nike Triax Fury model. Its band seems to be a unitary one from one end to the other (no glue!). If you want a Nike watch like this, get one of the Fury models.", "title": "Band will eventually break" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "i have 3 hearing protector but all o them are uncomaftable when you use hat,sunglases,etc.this Peltor 97043 Tactical 6S Behind the Head Hearing Protector is very confortable easy to use,you can set the loud in your right o r left ear independent. light weight .i saw this product in tv show top shot.", "title": "confortable" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "i have 3 hearing protector but all o them are uncomaftable when you use hat,sunglases,etc.this Peltor 97043 Tactical 6S Behind the Head Hearing Protector is very confortable easy to use,you can set the loud in your right o r left ear independent. light weight .i saw this product in tv show top shot.", "title": "confortable" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "I purchased these to replace my last two speakers from an old surround sound in a box setup and have been pleasantly impressed. They are much smaller than I expected but thankfully the sound isn't small.I'm currently using them as rear surrounds in my living room with a Denon receiver for 5.1 surround sound.I have purchased multiple Polk Audio speakers and while I am not an audiophile they have produced great sound for my purposes.NOTE: If you want speaker stands there is a hole on the back of the speaker for mounting with a screw.", "title": "Great for Rear Surround speakers" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "I purchased these to replace my last two speakers from an old surround sound in a box setup and have been pleasantly impressed. They are much smaller than I expected but thankfully the sound isn't small.I'm currently using them as rear surrounds in my living room with a Denon receiver for 5.1 surround sound.I have purchased multiple Polk Audio speakers and while I am not an audiophile they have produced great sound for my purposes.NOTE: If you want speaker stands there is a hole on the back of the speaker for mounting with a screw.", "title": "Great for Rear Surround speakers" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "I saw this movie many years ago, and never forgot it. When I saw it on cable, it was called sunset strip. It is much better than most movies of this type. I have been looking for it under that name for many years. I just stumbled on it while looking for the actress in perfect fit (Maria Ford). Not just another sexplotation b-movie. Movie has a good story to tell, good acting (the actor that played Sam Silver was great). Never gets boring, just waiting for the DVD.", "title": "Great all-around movie." }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "I saw this movie many years ago, and never forgot it. When I saw it on cable, it was called sunset strip. It is much better than most movies of this type. I have been looking for it under that name for many years. I just stumbled on it while looking for the actress in perfect fit (Maria Ford). Not just another sexplotation b-movie. Movie has a good story to tell, good acting (the actor that played Sam Silver was great). Never gets boring, just waiting for the DVD.", "title": "Great all-around movie." }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "A good idea not executed. I guess the fake positive reviews will over-ride the real reviews, but that is the way of the world. Here is now to make this work. Get a real wrench out and unloosen the nut. Once the nut is loose enough to where you can finish the job with your fingers, pull out this bad boy. At this point there is a 25% chance it will tighten enough to allow you to finish the job. So what is the point? If you can answer this then go ahead and make this purchase.", "title": "Does not work." }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "A good idea not executed. I guess the fake positive reviews will over-ride the real reviews, but that is the way of the world. Here is now to make this work. Get a real wrench out and unloosen the nut. Once the nut is loose enough to where you can finish the job with your fingers, pull out this bad boy. At this point there is a 25% chance it will tighten enough to allow you to finish the job. So what is the point? If you can answer this then go ahead and make this purchase.", "title": "Does not work." }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "Like others have mentioned, this was a love it or hate it book...I HATED it...too politically based...choppy tranisitions...no emotional involvement with any of the characters...perversion in the book really threw me.", "title": "Very Let Down" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "Like others have mentioned, this was a love it or hate it book...I HATED it...too politically based...choppy tranisitions...no emotional involvement with any of the characters...perversion in the book really threw me.", "title": "Very Let Down" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "I have been using Aloe Vera 80 facial wash for over 5 yearsand recently when receiving from Vitamin website, theproduct's ingredients definitely have been changed.It smells like lye and stings my eyes horribly evenwhen washing with my eyes closed. I know that theingredients have changed but the Lily of the Desertfolks disagree..Be VERY careful with this product....much harsher solution", "title": "Aloe Vera 80 facial wash has dangerous ingredients" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "I have been using Aloe Vera 80 facial wash for over 5 yearsand recently when receiving from Vitamin website, theproduct's ingredients definitely have been changed.It smells like lye and stings my eyes horribly evenwhen washing with my eyes closed. I know that theingredients have changed but the Lily of the Desertfolks disagree..Be VERY careful with this product....much harsher solution", "title": "Aloe Vera 80 facial wash has dangerous ingredients" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "So many bands consider AC/DC music as simple three chord blues but this is just not accurate enough. So many bands try to cover these classic songs but they never get it right or hammer it home. The reason of course is what is called \"feel\". The sound of this album is so atmospheric, you could cut it with a knife. You can feel the sadness, the anger and despair of losing Bon. You can feel the sense of urgency to make what had to be the best product of their career and what you get out of listening to this is an education. You learn exactly why AC/DC has outsold The Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, and even the mighty Led Zeppelin because the music is never pretentious. It never tries to be more than just what it is which is good time, hard driving sweat soaked rock and roll and it is sincere.", "title": "<<< FEEL >>>" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "So many bands consider AC/DC music as simple three chord blues but this is just not accurate enough. So many bands try to cover these classic songs but they never get it right or hammer it home. The reason of course is what is called \"feel\". The sound of this album is so atmospheric, you could cut it with a knife. You can feel the sadness, the anger and despair of losing Bon. You can feel the sense of urgency to make what had to be the best product of their career and what you get out of listening to this is an education. You learn exactly why AC/DC has outsold The Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, and even the mighty Led Zeppelin because the music is never pretentious. It never tries to be more than just what it is which is good time, hard driving sweat soaked rock and roll and it is sincere.", "title": "<<< FEEL >>>" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "Ho-hum...another Elephant Six album, rife with Beatles/Beach Boys plagiarism, shoddy production values, bubble-gum naivety, cutesy nonsense lyrics, and total incapability to do anything forward-looking with the many influences at hand.I remember when XTC did something similar with those Dukes Of Stratosphere albums, aping everyone from The Hollies to Brian Wilson, but with such an obvious sense of humor and parody that it was easy to digest. But these guys do seem to have a seriously inflated sense of self-importance, as if this stuff were really \"art\", when in fact it's simply emulating the masters with finger paintings.For the record, some melodies are enjoyable, there's always a nice backbeat (ripped off from the Beatles album of your choice), and the occasional hook here and there. But I'm tired of it all. First it was cute, then it was tolerable, now it's just plain annoying. For completists only.", "title": "well, maybe two and 1/2 stars..." }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "Ho-hum...another Elephant Six album, rife with Beatles/Beach Boys plagiarism, shoddy production values, bubble-gum naivety, cutesy nonsense lyrics, and total incapability to do anything forward-looking with the many influences at hand.I remember when XTC did something similar with those Dukes Of Stratosphere albums, aping everyone from The Hollies to Brian Wilson, but with such an obvious sense of humor and parody that it was easy to digest. But these guys do seem to have a seriously inflated sense of self-importance, as if this stuff were really \"art\", when in fact it's simply emulating the masters with finger paintings.For the record, some melodies are enjoyable, there's always a nice backbeat (ripped off from the Beatles album of your choice), and the occasional hook here and there. But I'm tired of it all. First it was cute, then it was tolerable, now it's just plain annoying. For completists only.", "title": "well, maybe two and 1/2 stars..." }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "I love it. It met my expectation.The vacuum is powerful. It cleaned up all dust on my floor after the first time I used.Strongly recommend it.", "title": "Good tool" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "I love it. It met my expectation.The vacuum is powerful. It cleaned up all dust on my floor after the first time I used.Strongly recommend it.", "title": "Good tool" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "I've had it a week, but it's going back. As the other reviews say, it measures the humidity level at either 30% or 33%, no matter how small the room or how long it's been running. The humidity sensor is useless.The lights are far too bright. My bedroom looks like a disco with the thing on and the night light is almost as bright as my lamp.Others didn't seem to have much of a problem with this, but ours is far from silent, especially when you first turn it on. It seems to quiet down some after it runs for awhile, but it is far from silent.Look elsewhere folks. You can do a lot better for a lot less money.", "title": "Horrible at sensing humidity" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "I've had it a week, but it's going back. As the other reviews say, it measures the humidity level at either 30% or 33%, no matter how small the room or how long it's been running. The humidity sensor is useless.The lights are far too bright. My bedroom looks like a disco with the thing on and the night light is almost as bright as my lamp.Others didn't seem to have much of a problem with this, but ours is far from silent, especially when you first turn it on. It seems to quiet down some after it runs for awhile, but it is far from silent.Look elsewhere folks. You can do a lot better for a lot less money.", "title": "Horrible at sensing humidity" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "I am new to java programming. I started on learning the language several times with different books. And I have a fairly comprehensive computer book shelf at home. Deitel & Deitel is simply the very best java teaching book I have encoutered. However there is allways room to be better, hence 4 stars ;)", "title": "Simply the best beginning Java Book" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "I am new to java programming. I started on learning the language several times with different books. And I have a fairly comprehensive computer book shelf at home. Deitel & Deitel is simply the very best java teaching book I have encoutered. However there is allways room to be better, hence 4 stars ;)", "title": "Simply the best beginning Java Book" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "Just an excellent movie and gave a glimpse into the royal family 'inner workings'! Good story that was well made.", "title": "A must see" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "Just an excellent movie and gave a glimpse into the royal family 'inner workings'! Good story that was well made.", "title": "A must see" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "Lenzi's only good movie is Nightmare City. Watching this giant bore makes you realize the comparitively greater talent of directors such as Fulci and Romero. A boring film: lackluster acting, plot, and zombies.", "title": "One dull, low budget, worthless Zombie flick" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "Lenzi's only good movie is Nightmare City. Watching this giant bore makes you realize the comparitively greater talent of directors such as Fulci and Romero. A boring film: lackluster acting, plot, and zombies.", "title": "One dull, low budget, worthless Zombie flick" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "I bought this for my 4 year old's birthday this past July and have been very happy with it. My 10 year old came with me but since it was in a box and there was no display, I was most worried about the size and quality. Well, after getting it home and blowing it up, I was VERY happy with the size and impressed with the quality. Even my 10 year old and his friends have had a lot of fun in it and trust me, they're not all that gentle with it but it withstands it. Plus, it's light enough to move around, although a bit cumbersome. We use it indoors or out and it's just so much fun. I would highly recommend this purchase and now it's on sale!", "title": "Glad my son talked me into buying it!" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "I bought this for my 4 year old's birthday this past July and have been very happy with it. My 10 year old came with me but since it was in a box and there was no display, I was most worried about the size and quality. Well, after getting it home and blowing it up, I was VERY happy with the size and impressed with the quality. Even my 10 year old and his friends have had a lot of fun in it and trust me, they're not all that gentle with it but it withstands it. Plus, it's light enough to move around, although a bit cumbersome. We use it indoors or out and it's just so much fun. I would highly recommend this purchase and now it's on sale!", "title": "Glad my son talked me into buying it!" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "A book of great value for all those who are interested to see the other side of the truth.This book sweeps through all the unorthodox currents of the world's main religions and discusses deeply the circumstances that accompanied their emergence.In my opinion, the book has one but main point of weakness: Its treatment of the unorthodox currents in Islam is almost absent.Anyway, this book can be highly recommended for those who are ready to delve into the mysteries of religions.", "title": "An Exceptional Book" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "A book of great value for all those who are interested to see the other side of the truth.This book sweeps through all the unorthodox currents of the world's main religions and discusses deeply the circumstances that accompanied their emergence.In my opinion, the book has one but main point of weakness: Its treatment of the unorthodox currents in Islam is almost absent.Anyway, this book can be highly recommended for those who are ready to delve into the mysteries of religions.", "title": "An Exceptional Book" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "We were looking for a dual head shower spray and were put off by the excessively pricey one's at the local home stores. So we bought this for a price even cheaper than here thinking it would be hit or miss. Well, it's two years later and it's going strong. Works great. Feels great. Installed in seconds. Very pleased!", "title": "Works for us" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "We were looking for a dual head shower spray and were put off by the excessively pricey one's at the local home stores. So we bought this for a price even cheaper than here thinking it would be hit or miss. Well, it's two years later and it's going strong. Works great. Feels great. Installed in seconds. Very pleased!", "title": "Works for us" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "What can i say? If you dont like The Walking Dead, then something is wrong with you! Such an awesome show...and im waiting on the remainder of season 3 to finally start up again.", "title": "!!!!" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "What can i say? If you dont like The Walking Dead, then something is wrong with you! Such an awesome show...and im waiting on the remainder of season 3 to finally start up again.", "title": "!!!!" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "Great purchase no problems at all and works instantly. And was pretty cheap compared to stores and you can do it straight from your house and not have to wait", "title": "great" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "Great purchase no problems at all and works instantly. And was pretty cheap compared to stores and you can do it straight from your house and not have to wait", "title": "great" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "Paula is a terrible instructor. Moves are hard to follow and not counted out very well. Workout is impossible to do on carpet. You are much better off just dancing for an hour to your favorite music! Wish I didn't waste my money.", "title": "Don't waste your mone" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "Paula is a terrible instructor. Moves are hard to follow and not counted out very well. Workout is impossible to do on carpet. You are much better off just dancing for an hour to your favorite music! Wish I didn't waste my money.", "title": "Don't waste your mone" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "Don't rush into buying this one, friends. Rent it first. VERY forgettable low grade horror. Perfect for dud Bernsen, though.", "title": "Save your money." }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "Don't rush into buying this one, friends. Rent it first. VERY forgettable low grade horror. Perfect for dud Bernsen, though.", "title": "Save your money." }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "a lot...then i bought this cd. Let me prepare you for whats in store if you buy this album. Every song on the album is great once it starts...i say once it starts because it takes most songs 2-3 minutes before we actually get to lyrics. I would say probably half of the cd sounds like they paid some 11 year old to warp sounds and make noise. The widow...is great until after the 3 minute mark when the last 4 minutes of the song is just noise. I highly suggest borrowing from friend instead of buying. Because i promise if you like music and not noise your going to want at leat 30 minutes of your life back.", "title": "I used to like Mars Volta...." }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "a lot...then i bought this cd. Let me prepare you for whats in store if you buy this album. Every song on the album is great once it starts...i say once it starts because it takes most songs 2-3 minutes before we actually get to lyrics. I would say probably half of the cd sounds like they paid some 11 year old to warp sounds and make noise. The widow...is great until after the 3 minute mark when the last 4 minutes of the song is just noise. I highly suggest borrowing from friend instead of buying. Because i promise if you like music and not noise your going to want at leat 30 minutes of your life back.", "title": "I used to like Mars Volta...." }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "Great toy when it works...actually hilarious. About two weeks after receiving it, it stopped working. The \"ear switch\" didn't work. I opened up the dog (I'm not a licensed VET), took out the switch and presto the dog works when you touch the wires together. Crappy design in that you cannot easily get to any parts that may be broken and if the switch wears out in two weeks - WHAT THE HECK quality control is that!", "title": "Doggy Don't Hunt" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "Great toy when it works...actually hilarious. About two weeks after receiving it, it stopped working. The \"ear switch\" didn't work. I opened up the dog (I'm not a licensed VET), took out the switch and presto the dog works when you touch the wires together. Crappy design in that you cannot easily get to any parts that may be broken and if the switch wears out in two weeks - WHAT THE HECK quality control is that!", "title": "Doggy Don't Hunt" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "Richard North Patterson is one of America's best contemporary fiction writers. His character development is outstanding, and his ability to consistently tell a good story is impressive.True, there are times when this story kind of lags, however it is representative of the election process. I would bet that reporters and politicians alike become absolutely bored with day after day of the same thing...looking in the same place for another story. So to that end, Patterson conveys what it must feel like to be a part of all that. And he does it very, very well.The negative reviews are thoughtless. And as to the person who said this story is not thought-provoking, I say go back to your mindless world.", "title": "Another Great One From The Master" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "Richard North Patterson is one of America's best contemporary fiction writers. His character development is outstanding, and his ability to consistently tell a good story is impressive.True, there are times when this story kind of lags, however it is representative of the election process. I would bet that reporters and politicians alike become absolutely bored with day after day of the same thing...looking in the same place for another story. So to that end, Patterson conveys what it must feel like to be a part of all that. And he does it very, very well.The negative reviews are thoughtless. And as to the person who said this story is not thought-provoking, I say go back to your mindless world.", "title": "Another Great One From The Master" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "The level of difficulty here is advanced-beginner or lower-intermediate, definitely not advanced. But the arrangements are very well done so that they sound a lot more advanced than they are. They're great for sight-reading on the spur of the moment, which is what most players probably want from Christmas music. After all, it's played only once a year and is probably not something you want to spend a lot of time practicing. Most Christmas favorites--some you might not expect--are included. Also, several of the arrangements are startlingly original and wonderful fun to play. I recommend this collection strongly and give it four stars only because of the misleading title.", "title": "Not advanced, but worth owning" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "The level of difficulty here is advanced-beginner or lower-intermediate, definitely not advanced. But the arrangements are very well done so that they sound a lot more advanced than they are. They're great for sight-reading on the spur of the moment, which is what most players probably want from Christmas music. After all, it's played only once a year and is probably not something you want to spend a lot of time practicing. Most Christmas favorites--some you might not expect--are included. Also, several of the arrangements are startlingly original and wonderful fun to play. I recommend this collection strongly and give it four stars only because of the misleading title.", "title": "Not advanced, but worth owning" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "I found the story line hard to follow at times. I am a seeker of truth and have been involved with metaphysics for over twenty years. This story may be up-lifting to some but no hands on information that will adance knowledge is available in this book. Book is a pro-mo to hand out cash to take a coarse that really dosen't tell you up front what you will be gitting into.", "title": "Very dissappointing" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "I found the story line hard to follow at times. I am a seeker of truth and have been involved with metaphysics for over twenty years. This story may be up-lifting to some but no hands on information that will adance knowledge is available in this book. Book is a pro-mo to hand out cash to take a coarse that really dosen't tell you up front what you will be gitting into.", "title": "Very dissappointing" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "This cable seems to be very good quality and works great. For the price I paid, I don't think I could have done better.", "title": "Great cable" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "This cable seems to be very good quality and works great. For the price I paid, I don't think I could have done better.", "title": "Great cable" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "Love Caroline Graham's style of writing and ability to weave a tale. The plot keeps you interested every step of the way.", "title": "Great book" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "Love Caroline Graham's style of writing and ability to weave a tale. The plot keeps you interested every step of the way.", "title": "Great book" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "This was a terrible disappointment after having read The Alchemist a few years ago. After I was 1/3 of the way into the book I could take no more and closed it up for good.", "title": "Had to put it down" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "This was a terrible disappointment after having read The Alchemist a few years ago. After I was 1/3 of the way into the book I could take no more and closed it up for good.", "title": "Had to put it down" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "Dana Carvey is gone for all these years, and his comeback is this grade-z stinker? It seems like a made-for-Nickelodeon TV Movie, and a bad one at that. Carvey plays Pistachio Disguisey, the latest in a long line of Masters of Disguise. Except he's an idiot. (This sounds WAY too much like Inspector Gadget. The cartoon. Which is funnier, by the way.....) His parents (The intolerable James Brolin and the loathsome Edie McClurg) are kidnapped, and his grandfather must teach him the Disguisey secrets to get them back. The movie is really short. It just SEEMS like it's 4 hours long. And why make a movie for kids, and fill it with long segments riffing on Scarface, Jaws, The Exorcist, and a million other things they won't get? (I got them, but I didn't laugh....) The interminably long outtakes seem to hint that there were whole scenes that were cut out, so I should be thankful for that; It could have been even worse.Somewhere, Mike Myers is laughing.......", "title": "Can't Disguise This Dud....." }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "Dana Carvey is gone for all these years, and his comeback is this grade-z stinker? It seems like a made-for-Nickelodeon TV Movie, and a bad one at that. Carvey plays Pistachio Disguisey, the latest in a long line of Masters of Disguise. Except he's an idiot. (This sounds WAY too much like Inspector Gadget. The cartoon. Which is funnier, by the way.....) His parents (The intolerable James Brolin and the loathsome Edie McClurg) are kidnapped, and his grandfather must teach him the Disguisey secrets to get them back. The movie is really short. It just SEEMS like it's 4 hours long. And why make a movie for kids, and fill it with long segments riffing on Scarface, Jaws, The Exorcist, and a million other things they won't get? (I got them, but I didn't laugh....) The interminably long outtakes seem to hint that there were whole scenes that were cut out, so I should be thankful for that; It could have been even worse.Somewhere, Mike Myers is laughing.......", "title": "Can't Disguise This Dud....." }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "Elvis Presley gives one of his liveliest performances in \"Stay Away, Joe\" (1968) while singing only a few songs. Though a significant departure from the musical-comedy formula, the overall film is a misguided adaptation of Dan Cushman's satirical novel. Scenic Arizona locations and a fine veteran cast accomplish little in this hopeless mess. Nevertheless, curious Elvis fans might want to take a look.", "title": "Strange Elvis Curio" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "Elvis Presley gives one of his liveliest performances in \"Stay Away, Joe\" (1968) while singing only a few songs. Though a significant departure from the musical-comedy formula, the overall film is a misguided adaptation of Dan Cushman's satirical novel. Scenic Arizona locations and a fine veteran cast accomplish little in this hopeless mess. Nevertheless, curious Elvis fans might want to take a look.", "title": "Strange Elvis Curio" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "I recently bought a table large enough to seat 12 comfortably and found my last year's \"good\" tablecloths couldn't stretch that far. This tablecloth proved to be a beautiful, heavy, nice quality cloth that covers well and looks beautiful on the table. I am not able to shop around on foot, so I was especially pleased to find it through Amazon.", "title": "Nice tablecloth" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "I recently bought a table large enough to seat 12 comfortably and found my last year's \"good\" tablecloths couldn't stretch that far. This tablecloth proved to be a beautiful, heavy, nice quality cloth that covers well and looks beautiful on the table. I am not able to shop around on foot, so I was especially pleased to find it through Amazon.", "title": "Nice tablecloth" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "As a cinephile only somewhat casually acquainted with film-noir (I've seen alot of the \"big\" ones, but have never really delved deep into it), I must say this is the best noir I've seen. Edward G. Robinson shines in his role as a mild-mannered bank clerk who gets involved with the wrong people. The story is thoroughly engrossing and embodies everything that you would expect from a film noir (and maybe some things you wouldn't). This is also the first American film from Fritz Lang that I've seen. It's definately interesting to see a proven master tackle American genre film; and the results, as one would imagine, are quite stellar.", "title": "If your finger is itching on the trigger to buy this, pull it" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "As a cinephile only somewhat casually acquainted with film-noir (I've seen alot of the \"big\" ones, but have never really delved deep into it), I must say this is the best noir I've seen. Edward G. Robinson shines in his role as a mild-mannered bank clerk who gets involved with the wrong people. The story is thoroughly engrossing and embodies everything that you would expect from a film noir (and maybe some things you wouldn't). This is also the first American film from Fritz Lang that I've seen. It's definately interesting to see a proven master tackle American genre film; and the results, as one would imagine, are quite stellar.", "title": "If your finger is itching on the trigger to buy this, pull it" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "For loyal White Zombie fans, it was something new to listen to. But, you can see why there was not much publicity about its release. Most of the bands mutilated the original version of the song. I would get this one, only if you are bored out of your mind and can't find the originals!", "title": "It was different..." }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "For loyal White Zombie fans, it was something new to listen to. But, you can see why there was not much publicity about its release. Most of the bands mutilated the original version of the song. I would get this one, only if you are bored out of your mind and can't find the originals!", "title": "It was different..." }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "If a singer wants to know how to make a bad album then they could listen to this CD. The songs are sung badly and the production is horrible! I really think LeAnn should think before she releases anymore CDs. She needs to find out how to make a good album and stop having bad remakes like \"Insensitive\" which was done much better by Jann Arden.", "title": "A blueprint for bad music" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "If a singer wants to know how to make a bad album then they could listen to this CD. The songs are sung badly and the production is horrible! I really think LeAnn should think before she releases anymore CDs. She needs to find out how to make a good album and stop having bad remakes like \"Insensitive\" which was done much better by Jann Arden.", "title": "A blueprint for bad music" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "Loved the book and Ivy Malone cant wait to read book 2. I would recommend this book to every LOL", "title": "Gutsy" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "Loved the book and Ivy Malone cant wait to read book 2. I would recommend this book to every LOL", "title": "Gutsy" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "Quiet and quick. Although, I like the way the old Hamilton Beach grinder stored its power cord this one is nice too.", "title": "Nice Grinder" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "Quiet and quick. Although, I like the way the old Hamilton Beach grinder stored its power cord this one is nice too.", "title": "Nice Grinder" }

{ "character": "Alice", "review": "Nelles provides lots of sensible rationale for the value of a portfolio. The clear message is: Job candidates who can in some way, shape or form, \"prove,\" or at least attempt to prove or visually demonstrate their stated resume skills are far more likely to receive job offers than candidates who make no such effort. On the face of it, it makes perfect sense. Nelles also makes some good suggestions to help candidates resurrect various \"proofs of performance\" from previous jobs or at least brainstorm various possibilities for visually displaying performance. The language of the book is highly readable, not high-falutin' at all. If you're in the job market, this book will provide the kind of encouragement and suggestions you may well need to land satisfying employment.", "title": "The Proof of the Pudding" }

{ "character": "Bob", "review": "Nelles provides lots of sensible rationale for the value of a portfolio. The clear message is: Job candidates who can in some way, shape or form, \"prove,\" or at least attempt to prove or visually demonstrate their stated resume skills are far more likely to receive job offers than candidates who make no such effort. On the face of it, it makes perfect sense. Nelles also makes some good suggestions to help candidates resurrect various \"proofs of performance\" from previous jobs or at least brainstorm various possibilities for visually displaying performance. The language of the book is highly readable, not high-falutin' at all. If you're in the job market, this book will provide the kind of encouragement and suggestions you may well need to land satisfying employment.", "title": "The Proof of the Pudding" }