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wish i could actually get my friends to “join crypto”

haha 30% up is just a beginning

wait. you guys have gains?

this is the type of content i was hoping to see when i came here

unless i can buy lambo or end up in a cardboard box, then i didn’t do it right

you are unaware of the options markets and leveraged etfs that smart money uses to make huge returns in the stock market. you meme tries to be funny but is really just uninformed.

i think you mean "strategically allocate capital, utilising a sophisticated speculation strategy based upon sound fundamental analysis...on shitcoins."

sounds like the stock market

this is very true

every percentage dip is an opportunity to double down again baby lesssss gooooo.

my friend sold solana at 27 because it did a 30% up and he thought it was amazing 🥲

i guess you’ve never traded options?

i’ve been here since feb and every time my account goes 2x some bullshit happens!

never traded options huh

no your gonna lose all your money

not this year. there's some sort of big update in 6 months where they will introduce their ecosystem or whatever.

i just close my eyes and press buttons until i receive an error because my bank account is empty

we’ve all been there at some point right? i mean i sold , i bought at .03 per coin and sold for a mere . that was a 40k mistake, and that was one of my cheaper mistakes 😂

this here! crypto thinks they’re so special lol. even shit coins don’t expire worthless

okay, let us weigh our options here. 1. you can do options trading with stocks, and pray to god every night shitting your pants and losing sleep for a 50x while literally risking going long on 2. you can invest (as in, not risk going long on rope with options) in crypto and get a 50x in a week with infinitely less rosk 3. you can do options trading with crypto, and pray to god every night shitting your pants and losing sleep for a 50000x while literally risking going long on pick your poison.

this shite made me spit beer and pee a little i laughed so hard!

i staked my shit on shiba swap at the beginning. but now i got a few other accts hodling it

just wait until there are retards on here posting their loss porn of liquidated positions on btc and eth.

if this sub starts shilling shitcoins then it is all over. will become another

100s of millions of dollars worth of longs & shorts get liquidated nearly weekly in crypto due to massive volatility im so fucking excited for what's to come on this sub.

hahah i wish i had the balls of true retard and say r. maybe i should dedicate . on the positive side…. you only need to hit once. but on the negative side, i’m probably too retarded to hit once.

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so yer saying you made ,000 in a couple seconds basically

fuck you, and congrats!

wow thats amazing. i can only dream of pulling something like this off

this is actually fucking huge, congrats! i’d give a thousand more upvotes if i could.

nice! i was wondering if this would have happened.

this is great. but also how is liquidity so fucking low for the world's biggest exchange for what should be also the world's crypto pair : btc? this is absurd that even a fat finger can push the price so low. imagine if a big player has to sell quickly. we will actually crash to 10k permanently. not a good sign at all. edit: this happened on binanceus and not binance, feel way better now.

wtf, that’s like winning the lottery lucky. congrats!!

congrats my guy! i had similar success with limit orders on this flash crash... feels good :-)

that was your line! congrats and fuck you sir.

i’m so gonna try this

holy big tits batman ' gratz op

i wonder how much this company lost. someone’s getting fired.

i feel almost as happy for you as i feel sad for the poor soul that sold at that price lol

is there a chance that binance freezes your account and ask for it back stating it was some sort of a glitch of some kind? i felt like i have read about something like this before where that happened…

youve had ? lol. this is just catchup then really isnt it…

i've really gotta start putting up orders for these flash crashes

god that’s amazing. i thought this will a loss porn sub?

i just wanted to ask something related, if i put a buy limit order on a desired price, it will expire in the future or be kept there until the price is met ?

no way is that for real? that is epic

fuck im so jealous! 😭 well done sir

i had a similar one for eth but the market ate before my limit was hit. and i should have moved this order up about a week ago and did not. 🙄

what i still not get is why anyone sell a whole bitcoin for 11k lol congrats and fuck you

can i have my bitcoin back

someone is going to long rope from having set a stop loss on bitcoin 😂

damn. you got lucky son. good for you!

congratulations, and fuck you.

they may go after you, be careful 👀

you lucky bastard, hookers and blow!

that’s awesome man congrats! going to start placing low orders just in case... they might get filled hahaha legendary status 🙌🏻🎊🎉

fuck you and congrats!

you just made a free 50k today

congrats and fuck you.

basically you picked up a 50k thisregarded lotto ticket off the ground! congrats!

i'm kind of jelly.

so you just randomly set aside 11k just for this? either your not using your capital correctly or you're a genius, in this case you're the latter loool

rip to the poor bastards that set stop losses

withdraw it before they freeze it lol.

almost makes me wish i used the shitshow that is binance us

i've been thinking the whole day whether someone managed to pull something like this off after binance's flash crash. well done mate, it is nice to see it!

congrats op, you never know when random events are going to happen so it is pretty impressive

hehe nice one 😁

what do peeps mean by a trading pair? is that different than just buying btc?

i swear i would have cursed tradingview for showing up wrong data lol

didn’t this happen on a huge scale with mt gox once?

you have that 11k setting there in your account , congrats dear.

eli5 how can this happen?

huge w. sure it sucks to have that money tied up in limbo for 2 months but that’s a quick 600% gain lol

i use binance.us it doesn’t have option trading option? do i need to apply for it or something?

most based thing i have seen today

everyone will place stupid low buy orders now lol

you are literally the luckiest person in the world mf can sold btc after 1 second of buying it and still have approx 6x

so that is why bitcoin is down

i was awake watching eth plow north, i saw this happen and it affected all major coins, even on coinbase pro! pissed me the fuck off‼️ market still hasn’t recovered, fuck binance, they prob set that shit up 🐋💩

they’ll be asking for there 50k back in a day or two. good luck. or nice score should i say

yuppers. finally made a good move after riding my 2017 portfolio down from . so i count this as luck not genius.

just trying to get back the 10 btc i lost fucking up on 2017. or the 5 btc i lost to a ponzi scheme. so yeah, still a retard.

binanaceus has a lot lower volume compared to big daddy binance i guess.

biggest bitcoin pair is binance btc. binanceus btc. with 2,6k volume. you can see all markets in

it has nothing to do with binance. the seller fucked up and lost his btc.

they do not sale or buy the bitcoin, you're buying and selling off others.

hope not and i already moved it to coinbase pro.

i raised about . so i didn’t have it last time btc was . been waiting for the dips and still waiting for the coming bear market. prob going to sell this btc towards .

put a stop limit order instead, and no it would not expire.

posted proof of the trade, check it.

they dont. they market sell.

yes same deposit address as last time?

already in the wind. i got it out of there quick.

you can check all btc trading pairs here you can buy btc with a lot of crypto and fiat currencies either straight from the markets or via some ”buy bitcoin” service (that usually also buys them from market and takes a service fee)

sold alts into may or so ath and raised about .

i have more waiting to deploy, trying to be patient instead of greedy like i was in 2018.

not allowed. this was a spot limit buy.

i turned 40 this summer so i don’t know what that means.

for a day at least. you should see the rest of my luck resumè.