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Scene: Obj City Spamton Alley
Spamton
SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]??
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Spamton
LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???
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Spamton
WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!!
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Spamton
IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]]
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Spamton
THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]]
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Spamton
WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE
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Spamton
WHEN YOU CAN BE A
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Spamton
[[BIG SHOT!!!]]
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Spamton
[[BIG SHOT!!!!]]
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Spamton
THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!
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Spamton
AND I HAVE JUST.
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Spamton
THE THING.
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Spamton
YOU NEED.
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Spamton
THAT'S
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Spamton
[[Hyperlink Blocked]].
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Spamton
YOU WANT IT.
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Spamton
YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DON'T YOU.
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Spamton
WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!
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Spamton
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME.
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Spamton
YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]].
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Spamton
YOU'RE LIGHT nER AREN'T YOU?
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Spamton
YOU'VE GOT THE [[LIGHT.]]
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Spamton
WHY DON'T YOU
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Spamton
[[Show it off?]]
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Spamton
HAEAHAEAHAEAH!!
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Narrator
A battle with Spamton begins.
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Narrator
[Battle Text]
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Narrator
DON'T YOU WANNA BE A [[BIG SHOT]]?
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Narrator
HEY HEY HEY! I'VE NEVER SEEN A [[HeartShapedObject]] LIKE THAT BEFORE!!
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Narrator
MY EYES ARE [[Burning]] LIKE [[DVDs of ANY movie at Half-price!]]
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Narrator
I HAVE A VERY SPECIL [Deal] FOR YOU KID!
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Player
TELL ME MORE
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Narrator
THAT'S THE ATTITUDE YOU LITTLE [[Slime]]!
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Narrator
DEALS LIKE THIS ONLY COME ONCE IN YOUR [[Ant-sized]] [[Rapidly-shrinking]] LIFE!!
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Narrator
MEET LOCAL SINGLES STRAIGHT FROM [My] [[Hyperlink Blocked]].
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Narrator
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING A NICE [Splurge] EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.
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Narrator
BELIEVE IT OR [[Not]]!! I USED TO BE A BIG SHOT. THE BIGGEST!!! BUT NOW...
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Narrator
I NEED A LITTLE [[Genorisity]]
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Player
GIVE MONEY
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Narrator
YUM YUM. DELICIOUS KROMER.
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Narrator
DID YOU HAVE ANYMORE?
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Narrator
You felt your KROMER being absorbed...
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Narrator
Wrong choice...?
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Narrator
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING A NICE [Splurge] EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.
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Narrator
DON'T WORRY KID I WILL GIVE YOU [Deal Insurance]
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Narrator
ONLY FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF 1000 KROMER.
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Narrator
AN AWESOME PRICE. AN ABSOLUTELY [[Terrifying]] PRICE
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Narrator
PRICES SO LOW. EVERYONE I KNOW IS [[Dead]]!!!
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Player
DON'T BUY
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Narrator
WHAT!? YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH [Wacky Stacks]!?
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Narrator
Kid. you're [Killing] me! HAHAHA!!! HAHAHA!!!
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Narrator
PLEASE STOP [Killing] ME I WILL GIVE Y OU ANOTHER DEAL.
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Narrator
I WAS ONLY EVER IN IT FOR THE [Freedom].
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Narrator
TO MAKE YOUR OWN [Deals]
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Narrator
TO CALL YOUR OWN [Shots]
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Narrator
AND SOMETIMES IN THE MORNING, A LITTLE [Hyperlink Blocked].
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Narrator
SO... SOUNDS GOOD. DOESN'T IT? KID!?
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Narrator
DON'T YOU WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON?????
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Narrator
TAKE THE DEAL
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Player
TAKE DEAL
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Narrator
DEAL OR NO DEAL. THAT'S THE TV SHOW.
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Narrator
WHERE THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE THE DEAL
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Narrator
GET FILLED WITH BULLETS FIRED FROM THE HOST'S MOUTH!!!
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Narrator
DON'T WORRY KIDS I'M AN [HonestMan]
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Narrator
I JUST NEED YOUR [Account Details] AND THE [Number on theB4ck]!
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Narrator
THEN YOU CAN ENJOY 1000 Fr3e KROmer
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Player
REFUSE
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Narrator
WHAT!? YOU DON'T NEED IT!?!?
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Narrator
THAT'S A REAL BIGSHOT MOVE KID!!! YOU'RE LIKE ME...
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Narrator
[Desperate]
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Narrator
BUT WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT, DON'T WE!?
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Narrator
W1LD PRIZES, HOTSINGLE, 100 CUSTOMER, AND MOST OF ALL...
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Narrator
[Hyperlink Blocked].
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Narrator
WILL Y OU TAKE THE FINAL DEAL!?
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Narrator
REMEMBER... THIS IS UP TO YOU! I WON'T FORCE YOU.
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Player
YES DEAL
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Narrator
THEN A DEAL 'S A DEAL!!!
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Narrator
PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU KID!!!
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Narrator
You Won!
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Narrator
Got 0 EXP and -36 D$.
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Narrator
The battle ends.
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Spamton
NOW ON TO THE NEXT STEP...
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Spamton
I'LL BE WAITING AT MY [[Home-made Storefront Site]]
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Spamton
IN THE [[Trash Area Closed For Repairs.]]
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Spamton
COME... ALONE.
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Spamton
AND DON'T... FORGET!
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Spamton
TO [[Like and Subscribe]] FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]
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Spamton
HAEAHAEAHAEAH!!
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Narrator
Spamton disappears into a dumpster.
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Narrator
It's a dumpster. Looks like there's a pillow inside.
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Narrator
The poster is torn, revealing a faded one underneath.
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Narrator
BIG SHOT AUTOS! TAKE A RIDE AROUND TOWN IN OUR SPECIAL...
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Narrator
The rest is cut off.
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Narrator
Kris reaches the button and presses it. The traffic jam disappears.
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Queen
Get In
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Narrator
Kris gets in the car, and they continue on their way.
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Queen
Kris We Have To Drive To Find Noelle
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Queen
Turn On The High Beams
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Narrator
The car projects a "Queen signal" into the sky.
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Queen
When She Sees The Queen Signal She Will Come Runnin