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Ahh!
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Now, I know what you’re thinking
neutral
Pregnant Woman Slays Four?
negative
Phoebe, they didn’t make you pay for those knives, did they?
positive
No!
positive
Honey, you’re not gonna make enough money to help Frank and Alice just by selling knives.
neutral
No-no, I know that, but I just have to make enough money for the second part of my plan.
neutral
What’s the second part of your plan?
neutral
Yes that’s right.
neutral
Why?
positive
I tired attacking two women, did not work.
neutral
What?!
positive
No, I mean it’s okay, I mean, they’re-they’re my friends.
neutral
In fact, I-I-I was married to one of them.
negative
Let me get this straight man, you attacked your ex-wife?!
negative
Oh, no!
positive
No-no!
positive
No, I tired!
positive
But I couldn’t.
neutral
That’s why I’m here.
negative
Maybe we could attack them together?
neutral
That-that’s a no.
neutral
What? No! No, I’m not stopping. I’m Red Ross!
negative
Dude, if you go back out there, you’re gonna be Dead Ross!
negative
I don’t care! I am not quitting! I insist on finishing this game!
negative
All right, all right, if you insist on doing this, at least let me help you.
negative
No, God no! That is no place for a woman. Those guys will grab anything.
neutral
No. That’s not what I’m saying. I just may know a few things that might help you inflict some pain.
neutral
I like that.
positive
Yeah? Listen closely, Devon has got a weak ankle.
neutral
Huh?
neutral
One swift kick and he’ll back off.
neutral
All right, bad ankle, got it!
neutral
And that big bloke with the beard, he has got a trick hip.
neutral
Yeah.
neutral
And uh, and David over there, I heard he doesn’t wear a cup.
neutral
Yeah? I can use that, trick hip, no cup, okay! Okay!
positive
And uh, Liam, Liam’s got bad knees. You hit him right and he’ll go down like a lamp.
neutral
But-but, Liam’s on my team.
positive
I don’t care! You just get him!
negative
I’m gonna go get him! Okay, I am going back in!
positive
The Red Ross! Okay.
positive
Oh! Oh by the way?
neutral
Uh-hmm.
neutral
James Brolin?
neutral
Oh, I know. I could only think of two names, him and Ed Begley Jr. and then I remembered he’s gay.
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Ed Begley Jr. is not gay.
neutral
Really?!
positive
Hello?
neutral
Hello, is Ross there?
neutral
Uh no, he’s not. Can I take a message?
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Yes, this Russell, Ross’s divorce lawyer, just tell him that since I haven’t heard from him, I assume he’s decided to give the marriage a try.
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Ross got married again—Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!
positive
Oh-oh! Okay, she’s kicking!
positive
Oh! She’s growing inside you.
neutral
Whoa!!
positive
Oh!
positive
Wow that was a big one.
positive
I think that’s the youngest girl ever to reject me.
positive
Oh hey you guys!
positive
Sure, I can hang out ‘til I have to meet ya. What uh—How come you’re not going?
neutral
I have a job interview I have to get ready for.
neutral
I thought you already have a job.
neutral
And people say you don’t pay attention.
neutral
No, this is a much better job.
neutral
It’s vice-president of a company that does data reconfiguration and statistical factoring for other companies.
neutral
Wow! How do you know how to do that?!
positive
That’s what I do now.
neutral
Hey Joey, come taste this.
neutral
What is it?
neutral
Remember that guy that gave me a bad review? Well… I’m getting my revenge!
negative
You cooked him?
positive
No.
neutral
He teaches a course on food criticism at the New School, so before we go to the movies I wanna go by there and make him try my bouillabaisse again.
neutral
Oh, I cannot wait to read the front page of the Post tomorrow!
positive
"Restaurant reviewer admits: I was wrong about Monica."
positive
The front page? You really do live in your own little world, don’t ya?
negative
So, did you uh, find anyone to marry you guys yet?
neutral
No, but Horny for Monica Minister called, wanting to know if we were still together.
negative
We’re never gonna find anybody.
negative
Well then let me do it!
positive
Joe
positive
No-no-no!
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Look, I’ve been thinking about it.
neutral
I’m an actor right?
neutral
So I won’t get nervous talking in front of people.
neutral
I won’t spit, and I won’t stare at Monica’s breasts!
negative
Everyone knows I’m an ass man!
positive
That is true.
neutral
Yeah and the most important thing is that it won’t be some like, stranger up there who barely knows you.
positive
It’ll be me!
positive
And I swear I’ll do a really good job.
positive
Plus, y’know I love you guys and-and it would really mean a lot to me.
positive
It might be kinda cool.
positive
So I can do it?
positive
Ah-ha! Too cocky!
positive
I still can’t believe they took away my key. You trust me with yours.
negative
Of course I do! And I’m gonna give it back to you as soon as they’re done with it at the key shining place.
neutral
What the hell is that?
negative
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Treeger, what are you doing?
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