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It's worse than the thumb!
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Hey, this is so unfair!
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Oh, why is it unfair?
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So I have a flaw!
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Big deal!
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Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking isn't annoying?
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And Ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word?
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And Monica, with that snort when she laughs?
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I mean, what the hell is that thing?
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...I accept all those flaws, why can't you accept me for this?
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...Does the knuckle-cracking bother everybody?
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Well, I-I could live without it.
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Well, is it, like, a little annoying, or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair?
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Oh, now, don't listen to him, Pheebs, I think it's endearing.
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Oh, "you do, do you"?
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You know, there's nothing wrong with speaking correctly.
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"Indeed there isn't"... I should really get back to work.
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Yeah, 'cause otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered.
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Ohh-ho-hooohhh. The hair comes out, and the gloves come on.
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Awww! Mel Torme died.
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Joey, that paper’s like a year old!
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Aw! Does that mean the
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Hey.
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Hey.
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You're sure? You're absolutely sure?
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Well, no. But, um, I bet she probably does.
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Probably?
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Yeah, I don't like that word.
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Kind of what ‘probably’ really means.
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Yeah, uh-huh.
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Yeah, oh, "Your mom probably won't kill herself," y’know?
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I'm sorry, but I'm not hanging all my hopes of Rachel and I living together on-on "Probably!"
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You gotta take care of yourselves!
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In
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Bing doesn't seem so weird now, does it?
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Yoo-hoo! Aaron Litman-Neurolic would like to say hello to his future bride.
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Ohhh! Wow! He kinda takes your breath away doesn’t he?
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He’s a keeper. How are you feeling?
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Oh, I’m fine.
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Can I just say, I really admire what you’re doing. Just raising her all alone.
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Oh, I’m not doing it alone. I have Ross.
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Oh, sure. Now. But what happens when he meets somebody else and gets married?
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Well then he gets a divorce, it’s Ross!
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I’m telling you Rachel, listen to Janice. They all say they’re gonna be there until they start their real family.
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Well I—That’s never gonna happen with Ross.
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Oh well that’s what I thought about my first husband, now I’m lucky if my kid gets to spend the weekend with her father and the twins and little Ms. New Boobs.
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And Tim I just wanna say, good luck here.
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Hey. Who’s that?
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New people.
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What happened to the Disgustingtons?
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They’re having their baby!
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It’s not fair Ross we got here first!
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Right after you left they wheeled her off into delivery.
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Oh but not before she gave me a juicy shot of little Jamie just crowning away.
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Wow! Sorry. So uh, how are the new people?
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Phoebe?
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Yeah?
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Look at that guy by the window, wow!
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He’s awfully short and I think he’s talking to himself. And to be completely honest, he’s not that good in bed.
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Oh, what is wrong with me lately?
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I mean it’s like every guy I see—I mean look here.
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Look at that guy for example, I mean normally that’s not someone I would-would be attracted to, but right now, with the way I’m feeling, all I want to do is rip off his sweatpants and fanny pack.
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Wait a second! This is about the fourth month of your pregnancy, right?
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Yeah.
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This is completely normal, around the fourth month your hormones start going crazy.
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Really?! So this has happened to you?
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Oh absolutely yeah!
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Oh and keep in mind, now, I was carrying triplets so in, y’know, medical terms I was-I was thrice as randy.
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Wow! This explains so much! Last weekend, I went from store to store sitting on Santa’s lap.
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Yeah. Yeah, I remember trying to steal a cardboard cutout of Evander Holyfield from a
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Ugh!
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I don’t know what I’m going to do!
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I called the company that sent and th-they don’t care!
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Then I called 9-1-1 and they laughed at me, if this isn’t an emergency, then what is?
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Hey guys!
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Hey!
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Hey
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I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party!
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And the guys from work had a blast.
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Y’know, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before.
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Yeah!
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And-and another one had never been to a party before, so
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So uh, hey, that uh, that wedding ring, huh? Man, that’s nice!
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Yeah, right!
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I was uh, I was thinking I might want to pick one of those babies up for myself, I might want to get one of those
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That ring? When my grandmother first came to this country, that ring and the clothes on her back were all she had with her.
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So you might say, the ring is irreplaceable?
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Oh absolutely! It has been in my family for generations, and every bride who has worn it has had a long and happy life.
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So you might say, it’s a magic ring.
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OH MY GOD!! I didn’t really believe it until you just said it!!
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Well obviously only one of us can keep dating her.
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Obviously! So, how do we decide?
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Well now let’s-let’s look at this objectively, I think I should date her
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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That’s interesting, but check this out. I date her
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Yeah-yeah I like that but just to go in another direction
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Okay, okay. This can go on for a while.
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Yeah well we should order some food then.
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No Joey! Look why don’t, why don’t we just let her decide? Okay? Hey-hey, we’ll
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That sounds fair.
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