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Congratulations...oh..wow
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I can’t believe I did this! What an idiot!
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Oh, stop beating yourself up!
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People make mistakes!
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These things happen!
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There aren’t any message you’ve forgotten to give me are there?
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Apparently you’re not very good at it!
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I
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Philadelphia.
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Oh my God! So was she! Oh, I’ve got-I’ve got goose bumps.
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Really?
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Well, y’know I’m wearing layers and it’s warm.
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Yeah.
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But if—no look, okay. These jerks might not care about you, but the universe does! And that says a lot!
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Did you hear that?!
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I don’t need you guys to care about me!
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Because the universe cares!
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The whole universe!
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I really wished they’d care just a little bit though.
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I like this one. It seems to say, "I love you and that’s why I have to kill you."
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They can’t all be bad. Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes. Ohh, there it is.
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Oh my God! Those are my bedroom eyes?! Why did you ever sleep with me?
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Do you really want to pull at that thread?
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I’m having a really good time!
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Me too! I’m sorry that guy in the subway licked your neck.
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Ohh. No that’s okay, he’s a friend.
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Hey uh, I don’t mean to be presumptuous but I have these two tickets to the ballroom dancing finals tomorrow night if you want to go?
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Yeah, I… Well y’know I-I mean I missed the-the semi-finals, so I’d just be lost.
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I know it’s really lame, but I got these tickets from my boss and—Oh no! No! No! My God!
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Okay, don’t freak out. I’ll go.
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No it’s… Uh, my ex-wife Whitney is out there. I cannot deal with her right now. That woman is crazy!
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Okay, I know. Hold on. Hey Ross?
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Yeah?
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Yeah, umm that’s Whitney , Kyle’s ex-wife out there, now do you think that you can y’know divert her so that we can slip out?
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What?! No!
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Well okay but I have two tickets to the ballroom dance finals.
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Look, I don’t think so Pheebs. All right, I’ll do it. But just because you’re a friend.
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Well, I-I-I'm done with this. You want anything Ross? Sports? International? Apartment listings?
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I'll take sports.
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Mine!
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All right. Uhh, international.
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Okay, look, I-I know what you guys are going to say
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You two will have very hairy children.
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Okay, I didn't know you would say that.
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Ross! Janice?!
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All right, hold on!
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Hold on.
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Hold on.
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This is Ross, okay?
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He's our friend.
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He obviously went crazy.
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He obviously lost his mind.
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So are you actually gonna see her again?
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Phoebe! Don't put ideas in his head!
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Damnit Phoebe!!
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Hey, don’t we have to...
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Yeah, we got, um-hmm.
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Umm, I think you’re really, really great...
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Oh God!
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Here we go again.
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Why does this keep happening to me?
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Is it something I’m putting out there?
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Is this my fault?
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Or am I just nuts?
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I-I-I-I-I don’t know, I don’t know what to say.
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Hey buddy, this is a family place, put the mouse back in the house.
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Wait!
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Terry!
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Please!
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Look, I just lost my other job.
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Okay?
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You have no idea how much I need this.
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Please, help me out, for old times sake.
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This poor guy’s been in a coma for five years. It’s hopeless.
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It’s not hopeless! Dr. Stryker Ramoray’s a miracle worker. Look, here he comes.
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Good morning. Drake, it’s your brother Stryker. Can you hear me?
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I’m back baby! Ha-ha-ha!
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That kid really kicked me hard on the plane.
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Well you did pull his hair.
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He took my snack!
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I’m not getting into this again!
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Okay! Oh God, y’know what? It’s really bad.
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Well, I told you not to walk. Here. There. Okay.
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This doesn’t mean anything, does it?
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Of course! Only an idiot would wear this stuff if you didn’t have the car! Right?
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That is true.
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Yeah, but only a genius would swallow a sonic blaster gun.
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Oh, I’ve been there. Yeah, I am gonna go drive my Porsche.
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Joey, you know you don’t actually have one.
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Come on! What are you doing?! I’m in character! Would you talk to her!
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Ahh, I think it just moved. It’s really poking me.
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All right, that’s it, we’re going to the emergency room.
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What?! No, you can’t, you can’t leave me here with them! We’re baby-sitting!
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The babies are asleep, I’m sure you’ll be okay on your own for a while!
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But you-you can’t leave me with them! We-we’re a team! We’re playing a zone! They’re gonna triple team me!
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He’s got something plastic lodged in his throat, we’ve got to go to the hospital.
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But no, because a doctor won’t be able to help him, it’s just gonna y’know naturally pass through his system in like seven years.
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I think that’s gum.
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I’m pretty sure it’s gun.
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Okay, listen this really hurts. Let’s go.
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