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Well he’s probably mad after you called him this morning to borrow his goggles.
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What? Mine aren’t tinted.
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Here you go Pheebs. Who else wants one of my special homemade brownies?
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I will have one.
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Okay, I’m not gonna have one.
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No, no, it’s just my tooth.
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All right I’ll have one.
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So what’s a matter, you need a dentist? I’ve got a good one.
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No thanks, I have a good one too. I just, I, I can’t see him.
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See that is the problem with invisible dentists.
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Why? Why can’t you go to him?
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Because, every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies.
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That is so weird, because every time I go to the dentist, I look down the hygienist’s blouse.
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Phoebe, what? Umm...what?!
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Yeah, yeah, first there was my aunt Mary, and then there was umm, John, my mailman, and then my, my cowboy friend ‘Albino Bob’.
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And all these people actually died?
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Yes, while I was in the chair!
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That’s why I take such good care of my teeth now, y'know, it’s not about oral hygiene, I floss to save lives!
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Pheebs, come on, you didn’t kill anybody, these people just happened to die when you went to the dentist.
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It’s, it’s, it’s just ah, a coincidence.
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Well tell that to them. Oh! You can’t, their dead.
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Hello?
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Ross.
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It was dreadful. I felt terrible about how I acted when you said those wonderful things.
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No, no, that-that, that’s all right. Umm, I’m just glad you called.
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Ross umm, there’s something that I’ve got to tell you, there’s-there’s someone else.
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Does that mean the same thing in England as it does in America?
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You know what? I'm not gonna be able to enjoy this.
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Yeah, I know, it's my birthday. We all should be here.
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So, let's go.
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Well maybe, you know, maybe we should stay for one song.
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Yeah, I mean, it would be rude to them for us to leave now.
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You know, the guys are probably having a great time.
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Okay, I’ve got three of my five.
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Three of your five, what?
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Celebrities I’m allowed to sleep with.
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Oh my God! You are giving this a lot of thought.
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Yeah, it’s hard okay, I only have two spots left.
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All right, so who do you got it narrowed down to?
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Okay, Elizabeth Hurely....
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Oooh-hoo, very attractive, forgiving.
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Susan Sarandon.
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Eh, y'know what, she’s to political, she probably wouldn’t let you do it, unless you donated four cans of food first.
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And!! Isabella Rosselini.
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Ooh-hoo. Very hot, very sexy. But ah, y'know she’s too international, y'know she’s never gonna be around.
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So?
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So, you gotta play the odds, pick somebody who’s gonna be in the country like all the time.
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Yeah, ‘cause that’s why you won’t get Isabella Rosselini, geography.
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Oh that’s five Ross. Five women have had five babies! And I have had no babies! Why doesn’t she want to come out?
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Y’know what I think it is?
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I think you’ve made such a nice home for her over the last nine months that she just doesn’t want to leave.
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Oh. Look at you making up crap for me. Oh God!
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Twenty-one hours, you’re a hero.
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Doctor you gotta do something! I think you gotta give me drugs or you gotta light a fire up in there and just smoke it out.
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Actually, I think you’re ready to go to the delivery room.
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What?
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Ten centimeters, you’re about to become a mom.
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My God. Okay. Ha-ha-ha beat ya! Sucker!
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Are they here yet?
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No, honey, they're not, but don't worry, because we are going to find them, and until we do, we are all here for you, ok?
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Ok.
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Hi.
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May I see your boarding pass?
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Oh, no, no, I don't have one. I just need to talk to my friend.
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Oh, oooh. I'm sorry. You are not allowed on the jetway unless you have a boarding pass.
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No, I know, but I—he just went on.
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He's right there, he's got the blue jacket on, I... can I j-just...
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No no no! Federal regulations!
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OK, alright, OK, um... then could you please, uh... just give him a message for me? Please? This is
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Alright. What's the message?
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Uh... I don't know.
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Sir? Sir? Excuse me, sir? Uh... I have a message for you.
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What?
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It's from Rachel. She said that she loved the present, and she will see you when you get back.
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: Toby... Oh, for God's sake, I don't know what she's talking about!
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There's no Rachel!
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Here's the thing, Janice.
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You know, I mean, it's like we're different.
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I'm like the bing, bing, bing.
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You're like the boom, boom, ... boom.
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Ow!
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Oh, my god, I'm so sorry. Are you ok?
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Ow. Um, it's just my lens. It's just my lens. I'll be right back.
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I hit her in the eye! I hit her in the eye! This is the worst break-up in the history of the world.
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Oh my god. How many of those have you had?
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Oh, I don't know, a million?
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Chandler, easy, easy. Go to your happy place. La la la la la la la.
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I'm fine.
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All right.
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I'm not fine. Here she comes.
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Wait here. Breathe.
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How do you do that?
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It's like a gift.
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We should always always break up together.
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Oh, I'd like that.
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You win.
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Well, what did you have?
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It doesn’t matter because nothing beats a three and a six.
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That my friend is D-Cup.
neutral
Okay, now much have you won so far?
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