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Come on Rach, you don’t have what, ten minutes?
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I don’t have ten minutes!!
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What? Sophie, does she have ten minutes?
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Hey, Ross!!! I told you I don’t!
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Don’t yell at me okay, this is the most I’ve seen you all week.
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Look, I cannot do this right now, okay, I’ve got a deadline, would you just go home, I’ll talk to you later.
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Yeah, but wait...
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Good bye!
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Actually, that’s our three hole punch.
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Oh yeah? When?
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I'll tell you what.
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When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
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Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
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Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically.
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Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
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No, no, no.
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What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?
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Uh, uh.
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Well?
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Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack!
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Hey.
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Hey. Ooh, look at you, dressy-dress.
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Did you go home and change?
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Yeah, well, it's an important day. I wanna look nice. Um, has uh Dr. Franzblau been by?
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No, I haven't seen him.
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Well, where is he? He is supposed to be here. What if the baby needs him?
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Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor?
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Yeah, why?
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No reason.
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I'm the holiday armadillo! I'm a friend of Santa's and he sent me here to wish you a Merry Christmas!
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What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?
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Yes! Yes! Please, just give it to me!
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Yeah, that’s her.
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Thank you.
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It’s unbelievable! I-I can’t believe that sign didn’t work!
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Y’know what would work?
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Stop making candy!
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You mean they like you.
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Maybe.
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Is that why you became a chef? So that people would like you?
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Oh, you really want to talk about getting people to like you huh, funny man?
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We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled ‘CUT!’
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Uh, wait, so you guys are telling me you actually did the routine from eighth grade?
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Yeah. But of course we had to update it a little bit. Hey, by the way, great thinking about catching me!
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‘Cos I was gonna say there’s no way you could’ve done the end the way you guys did it back then!
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What? We could do it!
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I don’t know, I mean you were a lot bigger, I mean, stronger back then.
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I can do it, okay? Come on, let’s go.
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
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I can’t do it!
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Now you do that, you’re on TV.
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Hey!
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So, what are you guys in the market for? We’ve got uh, scarves, tulip post cards...
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Check this out? Huh? Yeah. That’s the stuff. What do you think?
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Well, I don’t have to buy that, "I’m with stupid" T-shirt anymore.
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Well, I like it. Here you go.
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All right, look, you’re not really gonna buy that are you? Don’t you think you’ve embarrassed me enough for one day?
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Oh, I embarrass you?
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How can I answer that when I’m pretending I don’t know you?
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Oh really? Then how come no one here is wearing them?
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They’re all tourists.
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All right, look, if you insist on wearing that, in public, y’know, you’re gonna spend the rest of the afternoon all by yourself.
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Oh yeah? If you’re gonna make me choose between you and the hat? I choose the hat.
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Good choice.
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Thanks.
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Okay, wait. All right, that’s it, okay, I’m out of here. I am not going to be embarrassed anymore!
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So! I'm just an empty vase, huh?
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What?
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Y'know, so I don't read as many important books as you do, and I don't write trick poems that seem to be about one thing but are actually about something else.
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And y'know what, I get excited about stupid stuff, like when I my
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You don't even know me...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, the poem is not about you.
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What?
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The Empty Vase is not about you. My baby, you make me so sad that you would think this.
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I'm sorry, my friend Phoebe...
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No, it's about all women. Well, all American women. You feel better now?
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Oh yeah.
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Okay, forward. Forward—Stop! Okay, back—Stop! Okay, forward—Stop! Stop! Stop!
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Okay, here’s what we’re gonna do.
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Okay, I’m gonna break into this mini-van and put it in neutral.
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You guys push it forward so Ross can drive out of his spot.
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Okay?
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All right, here we go.
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Haul ass!!!
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So it said that by the year 2030, there'll be computers that can carry out the same number of functions as an actual human brain.
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So theoretically we could download our thoughts and our memories into this computer...
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...and live forever as a machine!
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That's so Janine, you-you-you know what, do you know we're doing right now?
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You and I, we're interfacing.
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Yeah, I gotta go.
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Ba dum bumb cheshhh!
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David, can you help me?! I'm trying to explain to Chandler how a plane stays in the air.
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Oh, certainly. That's a combination of Bernoulli's principle and Newton's third law of motion.
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See?
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Yeah, that's the same as "it has something to do with wind".
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Alright, I'm gonna go pick up a few things for the trip.
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Oh, I should go, too.
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Oh, now... tomorrow do you guys wanna share a cab to the airport or should Mike and I just meet you there.
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Oh... Mike's sister just invited me to a party tonight, he's gonna be there.
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