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I am a ship
Weight in my belly, Trees on my back. Nails in my ribs, Feet I do lack.
BC is before Christ. Christ was not yet born when the coin would have been made and the date would be impossible
An archaeologist finds a coin dated 48 B.C. How did he know it was a fake?
One in six. A die has no memory of what it last showed
If you toss a die and it comes up with the number one 9 times in a row, what is the probability that it will come up with one on the next throw?
An Echo
You heard me before, Yet you hear me again. Then I die, 'Til you call me again What am I?
His father was in front of him when he was born, therefore he was born before him. His mother died while giving birth to him. Finally, he grew up to be a minister and married his sister at her ceremony
There was a man who was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister. Yet, there was nothing wrong with what he had done. Why?
A See-Saw
It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it?
K9P (you'll get it eventually)
If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?
A Scar
I can be found on a human or beast all people should have one at least I can be any shape or any size and my history you'll despise What Am I?
Your breath!
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
A promise
What is it that you ought to keep after you have given it to someone else?
Your fingers!
If life gets tough, what do you have that you can always count on?
Add a “g”to make it “gone”or an “n”to make it “none“!
How do you make “one”disappear?
In the back. See, the train is still accelerating as it is leaving the station so the train will be moving faster when the back of the train enters the tunnel
A train just leaves a station and enters a tunnel. Where is the best place for a claustrophobic person to sit?
A jeweler sells watches and a jailer watches cells
What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
Nothing. A dollar and a half is the same as thirty five-cents (nickels). But not the same as thirty-five cents
What is the difference between a dollar and a half and thirty five-cents?
A centipede flipped over
A hundred feet in the air, but it's back is on the ground. What is it?
It's in classrooms Blackboard or chalkboard
Dark with white markings, And smooth like a rock. Where learning occurs, I help convey thought. What am I?
Letters and words
A phone rings 9 times, and no one answers it. A horse eats 9 pounds of grain. A bannana grows 9 inches evry day. and the computer gets 9 mail messages every day. What is always in the above paragraph ^?
A coat of paint
What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?
I'm an Iceberg
Lighter than what I am made of. More of me is hidden than seen.
A Tree
In spring I am gay in handsome array; in summer more clothing I wear; when colder it grows I fling off my clothes; and in winter quite naked appear. What am I?
The temperature
What can go up and come down without moving?
Four. The four fathers could be grandfathers and are definitely sons already
What's the least number of chairs you would you need around a table to sit four fathers, two grandfathers, and four sons?
Tom's mother slid a newspaper under a door, each sibling standing on each side
Tom and his younger sister were fighting. Their mother was tired of the fighting, and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that they couldn't touch each other. How did she accomplish this?
A Key
I turn around once. What is out will not get in. I turn around again. What is in will not get out. What am I?
One is hard up, while the other is soft down
What's the difference between a penniless man and a feather bed?
If you were a barber, you could shave other men three times a day and still grow your own beard
How is it possible to shave three times a day and still grow a beard?
Australia was always the biggest island in the world, even before it was discovered
What was the biggest island in the world before the discovery of Australia by Captain Cook?
Absolutely nothing, as 80 minutes equals an hour and twenty minutes
The marathon man timed himself and found out that if he wore a bright white outfit he ran 20 miles in 80 minutes, but when he wore a dark outfit, he ran 20 miles in one hour and twenty minutes. What does this mean for his next race?
A teapot
What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?
There is no f in way
how does the turtle with no legs cross the road????????? HINT take the f out of free and the f out of way!!!!!!!!!
Only one; the last brick you put in will complete it
How many 1 foot by 1 foot bricks would it take to complete a building that's 20 feet long on all four sides and 20 feet high?
Waterbed {}The person slept on a waterbed. His killer used the scissors to cut the bed open and drown him
There's a body lying dead on a bed, and on the floor beside it is a pair of scissors. The scissors were instrumental in his death, yet there's no trace of blood. The body reveals no signs of any cuts or bruises. How could the person have been murdered with the pair of scissors?
Wet, duh!
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
S
Below is a short poem to help you determine the next letter in the sequence that follows: Both backward and forward I may go But just one way makes sense Don't you know So don't be confused, don't be surprised All you must do Is use your eyes What comes next?
I am a Rainbow
Violet, indigo, blue and green, yellow, orange and red; these are the colors you have seen after the storm has fled.What am I?
Indians An Arrow
I have many feathers to help me fly. I have a body and head, but I'm not alive. It is your strength which determines how far I go. You can hold me in your hand, but I'm never thrown. What am I?
The time and date will be 01:01:01 on 01/01/01
What is significant about 3661 seconds past midnight on 1st January 2001?
A tennis ball
What do you serve that you can't eat?
A coat of paint!
What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?
No. This is a situation where you lose even if you win. Assuming the other person is being wise, they would take your $2 and say, “I lose“, and give you $1 in return. You win the bet, but you're out $1
If someone says to you, “I'll bet you $1 that if you give me $2, I will give you $3 in return“, would this be a good bet for you to accept?
The answer is infinite, if the ball keeps bouncing half way up. But of course on earth gravity will eventually will stop it
A rubber ball is tossed off the top of a 90 foot building. Every time it bounces, it goes back up half way. How many bounces will the ball take before it stops?
A strike was thrown in 10 pin bowling
Dead on the field lie ten soldiers in white, felled by three eyes, black as night. What happened?
A needle and thread
Old Mother Twitchett had but one eye, and a long tail which she let fly; and every time she went through a gap, a bit of her tail she left in a trap. What is she?
A Butterfly, delicate and unique
A very pretty thing am I, fluttering in the pale-blue sky. Delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed I am a pretty thing. What am I?
You ask, “Which way would your companion say is the correct path?“. The liar would lie tell you that the truthful man would say to go down the wrong path. The truthful man would tell the truth and say that the liar would tell you to go down the wrong path. They both point to the wrong path, so then the alternate is the proper path
You are walking down a road and you encounter a fork in the road and you do not know the correct way to go. There are two men standing at the junction and both know the correct road. One man always lies, and the other man always tells the truth, but you do not know who is the liar and who is the one who tells the truth. You can only ask each man one question, but it must be the same question for both. What is the question that would allow you to get the information necessary to choose the correct path?
Time
Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, When I have flown. What am I?
Toedsloth
I live in the canopy. I rarely touch the forest floor. I hang upside down all day. I move as slow as a tortoise. My hair is brown and green. I eat tree leaves. Who am i?
Running out of gas!
What kind of running means walking?
It's cheaper to take two friends at the same time. In this case, you would only be buying three tickets, whereas if you take the same friend twice you are buying four tickets
If you go to the movies and you're paying, is it cheaper to take one friend to the movies twice, or two friends to the movies at the same time?
Your shadow
What's as big as you are yet doesn't weigh an ounce?
Your Temper
You must keep this thing, its loss will affect your brothers. For once yours is lost, it will soon be lost by others.
A coffin
Who bought it doesnt need it Who needs it didnt buy it Who ever sees it makes them cry What on earth am i??
I am Fire
I am always hungry, I must always be fed, The finger I lick Will soon turn red.
I am Time
Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, When I have flown.
I am a Sponge
I am only useful When I am full, Yet I am always Full of holes.
T
Determine what letter should replace the ? at the end: M M L J A R C C G E P C ?
Close your Eyes, what do you seeBob accidentally put his hands over the horse's eyes. If a horse can't see he will automatically stop
Bouncing Bob was riding a particularly frisky horse when suddenly its bridle came off. As they raced down the road, a screaming Bob clung to the horse's ears for dear life. Out of the corner of his eye, Bob saw a car coming, and realizing the horse was completely out of control, he panicked. Flailing his arms about, he accidentally caused the horse to come to an abrupt halt. What could Bouncing Bob have done to make the horse stop?
It was 1/2 its Max height in year 9 so.. Nine Years. Because on the 10th year it doubled for the last time and reached the maximun height
A tree doubled in height each year until it reached its maximum height over the course of ten years. How many years did it take for the tree to reach half its maximum height?
They found a cabin of an airplane that had crashed there with 3 bodies in it
Three mountain climbers paid a lot of money to be the first to scale a mountain. After several days of climbing they finally reached the pinnacle, and to their dismay, found a cabin and three frozen bodies. Since the mountain climbers were the first to ever climb the summit, how could this be possible?
Suicide
A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it?
Sunshine
Never resting, never still. Moving silently from hill to hill. It does not walk, run or trot, All is cool where it is not. What is it?
The Ostrich. It's the only bird that doesn't fly
Which bird does not belong in this group? Finch, gull, eagle, ostrich, or sparrow?
We have to be careful what we are adding together. Originally, they paid $30, they each received back $1, thus they now have only paid $27. Of this $27, $25 went to the manager for the room and $2 went to the bellboy
Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager suddenly remembers that the room rate is $25 and gives $5 to the bellboy to return to the people. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person. Now each person paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9 each, totalling $27. The bellboy has $2, totalling $29. Where is the missing $1?
To the right. It's always the same direction
If you screw a light bulb into a socket by turning the bulb toward the right with your right hand, which way would you turn the socket with your left hand in order to unscrew it while holding the bulb stationary?
I am a Snail
If a man carried my burden He would break his back. I am not rich, But leave silver in my track.
I am a picture, and I was put in a picture frame
I was framed, yet I didn't commit a crime, and the person who framed me committed no crime. How is this possible?
110 miles. (73037)
A car's odometer shows 72927 miles, a palindromic number. What are the minimum miles you would need to travel to form another?
There is a one dollar differnce The same reason seven dollars is more than six. Because there is one more
Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more than 1989 dollar bills?
lots of feathers A pound of feathers. Some would say a pound is a pound, but the fact is: Gold is a precious metal and is therefore weighed in the Troy system of measurement. This means that a pound of gold weighs only 12 oz and a pound of feathers weighs 16 oz
Which is heavier ? A pound of feathers or a pound of gold.
Wild Man Dave said: “You will boil me in water.”The fairies were faced with a dilemma. If they boil him in water, that would make his statement true, which means he should have been fried in oil. They can only fry him in oil if he makes a true statement, but if they do, it would make his final statement false. The fairies had no way our of their situation so they were forced to set Wild Man Dave free
While exploring the wilds of Canada, Wild Man Dave was captured by hostile wood fairies. Brad, the powerful chief of the fairies told him he could make one final statement which would determine how he would die. If the statement he made was false, he would be boiled in water. If the statement were true, he would be fried in oil. Wild Man Dave found neither of this options too his liking, so he made a statement that got him out of this seemingly impossible situation. What is the one statement he could have made?
he was born in room 1898 in the hospital
A man was born in 1898 He is still alive now at the age 33 How is this possible ?
The wise son bought a candle and a box of matches. After lighting the candle, the light filled the entire room
An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought?
Mail A stamp
What goes around the world and stays in a corner?
You can't fix stupid Answer: I'm Knowledge
Some will use me, while others will not, some have remembered, while others have forgot. For profit or gain, I'm used expertly, I can't be picked off the ground or tossed into the sea. Only gained from patience and time, can you unravel my rhyme?
Braking becomes Breaking
What word starting with BR, that with the addition of the letter E, becomes another word that sounds the same as the first?
Halfway, any further and he would be running out of the woods
How far can a dog run into the woods?
A hole
I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?
The North Pole
Where on Earth do the winds always blow from the South?
Simply, he walks for two minutes and fifty seconds, then turns around and pretends to walk into Germany. The guard comes out and sees him. He walks over to him and asks him for his papers. When he can't produce the proper papers he is sent to poland because the gaurd thought he was a Polish citizen
During the Holocaust there is a jewish man who has managed to evade the nazi soldiers fro many months. He has finally made it to the border of Germany, but to his dismay, there is a massive river blocking his way with only one bridge over. The bridge was under nazi control and any person caught trying to exit Germany will be killed on the spot, but any Polish person caught trying to enter Germany without the proper papers will be sent back to Poland. There is only one gaurd on this bridge and he only checks the bridge for people every three minutes. Now, no matter how quickly any person may run, this bridge will always take exactly five minutes to cross. How can the German man exit Germany without being caught and killed?
None, it was Noah
How many of each type of animal did Moses take on the Ark?
An onion
You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?
What. It's pronounced differently; all of the others rhyme
What word doesn't belong in this group? That, hat, what, mat, cat, sat, pat, or chat?
Get a drill He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less
A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds, and then puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
WARE
Which word can be placed between the two following words to make two new ones: TABLE - - - - HOUSE
The letter “E“. The beginning of Eternity, the end of timE and spacE; the beginning of every End, and the end of every placE
The beginning of eternity, the end of time and space; the beginning of every end, and the end of every place. What am I?
Remember the tde Nine rungs will be above the water. As the tide rises, so will the ship and the ladder
You are on a ship, over the side hangs a rope ladder with half meter rungs. The tide rises a half meter per hour. At the end of five hours, how much of the ladder will remain above the water assuming that nine rungs were above the water when the tide began to rise?
Mount Rushmore! Get it, rock group?
I am a rock group that has 4 members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assasinated. What am I?
There are 11 letters in “THE ALPHABET.”Did you say 26?
How many letters are in the alphabet?
At that moment, the time and day could be written as: 12:34, 5/6/78
Something very extraordinary happened on the 6th of May, 1978 at 12:34 a.m. What was it?
Team up The two men were partners playing doubles
Two men were playing tennis. They played five sets and each man won three sets. How can this be possible?
I am a fruit
My first is in fish but not in snail, My second is in rabbit but not in tail. My third is in up but not in down, My fourth is in tiara but not in crown. My fifth is in tree you plainly see, My whole a food for you and me. What am I?
You have two of them An eye
Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, Two letters there are, And two only in me. I'm double, I'm single, I'm black, blue, and gray, I'm read from both ends, And the same either way. What am I?
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Can you arrange the numbers 1 to 9 in the circles so that each straight line of three numbers totals 18? {mospagebreak}{mospagebreak}
The sun will come up ... Tomorrow
I never was, am always to be, No one ever saw me, nor ever will, And yet I am the confidence of all To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. What am I?
What time is it . Darkness
The more there is the less you see. What is it?
It blows The wind
All about, but cannot be seen, Can be captured, cannot be held, No throat, but can be heard. What is it?
Fear
I make you weak at the worst of all times. I keep you safe, I keep you fine. I make your hands sweat, and your heart grow cold, I visit the weak, but seldom the bold. Who am I?
He hits his arm against the wall until it gets saw, he then uses the saw to cut the table in half, he then puts the two pieces of table back together to make a hole, he climbs out the hole and escapes
A man is in a solid metal room. Solid metal floor, ceiling and walls. The ONLY thing in the room is a table. How does he get out?
Sally was blind, she was reading a book by Braille
Joe and Sally where sitting in their family room one night. While Joe was watching T.V, his wife Sally was reading. All of a sudden the power went out and Joe decided to go to bed, but Sally kept on reading. With no use of artificial light, Sally kept on reading. How?