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An heir is someone with a descent wage .
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The shy stripper couldn't bare it on stage .
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Those who have icicles keep a stiff upper drip .
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I learned that the antelopes were coming when I heard the gnus .
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If you want the last word with a woman , apologize .
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A paramedic got a new job as a chauffeur : an ambiance driver .
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Politeness costs nothing and gains everything .
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Two cheerleaders got married after they met by chants .
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After the sniper attack at the symphony softball game , there were no men left on bass .
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Don't put the cart before the horse .
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me .
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If you really want to know , you won't ask me .
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OLD CHINESE COOKS never die , they just wok away
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Eggs and oaths are soon broken .
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My name is Manuel , I write instruction books .
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The ailing king of the doves sensed an imminent coup .
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OLD SAILORS never die , they just lose their porpoise .
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OLD ANTENNA ENGINEERS never die , they just phase away .
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If you ride a bus you have to pay your fare share .
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A home is not home without mom
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If you work in a bakery you may have to take on many roles .
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My wife uses a kitchen implement to shred garlic and parmesan cheese , which I hate . It really is the grater of two evils .
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Chickens can give some people a foul rash .
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Everybody was in shock when the hair stylist dyed .
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Don't bite the hand that feeds you .
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Blood is thicker than water .
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Qwertyus , god of keyboards , is a character from geek mythology .
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" Are you homosexual ? " Tom queried gaily .
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Businesses selling pleasure boats often have a sail .
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What a tangled web we weave , when first we practice to deceive .
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Wheaties near the body suggested that police look for a cereal killer .
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He that would hang his dog gives out first that he is mad .
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I don't own any slaves . My wife has one , though .
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OLD DOCTORS never die they just lose their patience .
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The thief broke into the music store and stole the lute .
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The actors had one great movie after another . They were on a role .
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BorgBurgers . We do it our way . Your way is irrelevant .
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Paddle your own canoe .
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A perfectly spherical pumpkin makes good pi .
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The invisible cows were herd but not seen .
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You've obviously been educated beyond your intelligence .
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Photography developers occasionally have serious emulsional problems .
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Use it or lose it .
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The overweight fighter pilot was grounded for violating the rules of engorgement .
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There is luck in odd numbers .
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This is what I have learned off by heart Tom wrote .
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In his free time , my son in college hunts deer and sells the meat . He says the doe helps him with his expenses .
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" 3 . 14159265 , " Tom said piously .
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The geologist went to the doctor because he had a loss of apatite .
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OLD GRAVEDIGGERS ; never die , they just spade away .
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The pun in the title of the play " The Importance of Being Earnest " was a Wilde idea .
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" I prefer trout to salmon , " Tom said officiously .
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One gruelingly intense month into the year - long diet regimen , the overwhelmed patient concluded she could not stand the weight .
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The Vatican's supplier of duck eggs is elected by sacred balut .
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Slow and steady wins the race .
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Good fences make good neighbors .
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I've been listening to the Brandenberg Concertos , Tom barked .
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OLD GOSSIPS never die they just lose their confidants
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When the father found he had septuplets , he could hardly believe his own census .
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Some horses cause their owners a lot of woe .
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Because the champion angler instructed his pupils to cast their lines where the river runs through narrow chasms , they called him the " fissure King . "
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Better bow than break .
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Tried some bear stew . It was a little grizzly .
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The cat in northern Scandinavia always had a lapp to sit on .
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Making up puns about the finest soil is the loess form of humor .
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The proof of the pudding is in the eating .
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I haven't developed my photographs yet , said Tom negatively .
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If you eat soup that's nine days old you will get bad broth .
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If you lie down with dogs , you'll get up with fleas .
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" This is where I keep my arrows , " said Tom quiveringly .
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Time is precious .
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My name is Clarence , I specialize in end - of - season inventory closeout sales .
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Don't count your chickens before they're hatched .
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Some days you get the bear , other days the bear gets you .
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Out of sight . . . Out of mind .
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Herbivores come in browns and graze .
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A husband who thinks he is as solid as a rock may have a wife who wishes he was a little bolder .
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" Congratulations ; you graduated , " said Tom diplomatically .
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Never mind the star , get those camels off my lawn !
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Solve the problems of the world : Vote anarchist .
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It takes two to make a quarrel .
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Are Philosophy papers graded with Marx out of ten ?
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The mad scientist in the old castle had a strange secret – but he kept it under his bat .
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A teacher having a tough time longs for the end of the school daze .
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The Keystone Kops were frequently criticized for excessive use of farce .
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My dog thinks he's human , my cat thinks he's GOD .
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Scarecrows are always garden their patch .
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Isn't the Grand Canyon just gorges ?
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The church choir robes were too long and needed to be hymned .
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First Rule of Intelligent Tinkering - Save all parts
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" Don't you know my name ? " asked Tom swiftly .
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Scientists studying the sun have a flare for research .
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Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder
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I love your old worn - out jacket covered with all those slogans , but I can't read the frays at the end of the sleeves .
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Think before you speak .
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A clean thief always makes a stainless steal .
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Look on the sunny side of life .
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" Boy , I wish the elevator were working , " said Tom , staring up to the top .
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The chickens were distraught when the tornado destroyed their home . Hopefully they will be able to recoup .
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Those who hate classical music have my symphony .