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[ { "role": "user", "content": "Define cheating. Cheating is the way of helping your brother, like they say helping your brother during an examination is wrong. Now, making us when we come to real life if you see your brother, you no go fit help am because of say that insight wey school don imbib dey in you when you dey school" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "No be wetin I think say you wan talk, you wan talk sef" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Okay why dem go do first position…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "See guy mey I chip you, mey I chip you" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "First position dem go give them prize, last position dem no go give them prize" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Wait make master…" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Dem no know say, dem no know say eh, dem no know say e get some children wey dey good on maths," }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "See guy, mey I tell you" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "E get some children we dey good for e, on something wey no be education" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Wetin, wetin mey you talk, mey dem dey give last person wey, last position prize; E no easy to take last o" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "No, no be about, no, not last position now. E fit be say, the guy, the guy dey good in another thing wey no be," }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "_ML _PS _PE <TB> P/P Wey no be school mata" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "_ML _PS _PE <TB> P/P Wey no be school eh, school mata" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "_BL _PS _PE <TB> P/P <ITS> <P-E> <ITS> <E-P> Wetin make school scam for Nigeria, wetin make school scam for Nigeria be say na we dey study for the love to make money, for the, for the, we are not studying it for to, to, to know, nobody dey, nobody is doing it for the passion. Everybody just dey, we just dey study to mey we, mey we graduate make am, make we graduate make money. So, for and school is not meant to be like that, school is not meant to be like that. So, that’s wha, that’s…" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Do you know, do you know another thing…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "The truth about it is this, the truth about it is this, Instead of," } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "The problem, the problem is our mentality" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That’s it" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "In school now, nobody, nobody learns" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Nobody learns, If you are just trying, you are just replicating..., nobody tries to know that, okay, how, how did, how did this come about, why did it really, nobody is doing it really. We are just doing it to pass." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "See, see, let me tell you, many people, many people regret their steps they have, have taken because youths of nowadays, nobody wants to think; everybody is G, G, G, yahoo, yahoo, yahoo, yahoo, yahoo, yahoo, you understand? Nobody want to think and calm down and understand the economy of Nigeria. If you don’t understand the economy of Nigeria…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "But I want to, I want to chip in something. Rex, Rex get me now, Rex get me, eh Sponky now get me, I want to say something, once, once you are saying that school is scam now, do you know that there are people that school are not scam for, lets, let me get my, get my point now, like this old rich men that a kind of, okay, imagine you are your parents is a senator now, if per, per semester he can, he will send like two hundred thousand into your account in a semester, won’t you feel happy to go to school? Do you have any reason of failing?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Wait, wait, I want to ask you a question" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Are you going for the money… Or you are going to learn? The, like, you are going for the passion? Nobody is doing it for the love of, for the love of doing it; nobody is doing it, we are just doing it for the love of money" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "While school is, why you are telling me that school is scam is when you don’t get the necessary, when you don’t get the necessary things, the necessary resources" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Resources… There’s a difference between school…and resources" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "You understand? School is a different thing all together" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "What you need is a different thing all together" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "What you do when you are in school is something different all together" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Okay" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Now, if a, your parent is sending you two hundred thousand naira and you don’t like school, and probably you are not supposed to be in school, no matter how much they send you, you will not do well in your examination" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "School na scam" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "You made mention of ehhh say your person go send you money, say you go fit to go school" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "But what’s the ..., like say everybody dey go school now eh. The general thing there is to do what?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "To graduate" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "And what?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And get a job" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "And make money" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And make money, yeah" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Right?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "That’s ..." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Number 1, the primary thing" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Wait, wait. Okay, see all this young eh billionaires all these rich men which, like Dangote for example now" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Maybe his son ehhh, but do you know that his son is in school?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Definitely, he must, his son must be in school" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Why is, why is he now in school?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "For him to learn, not that school is scam" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Okay; why then are you saying that if you have the money you will be happy to be, to be going to school, when you don’t have zeal to learn…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Oga, oga when you get money…Na, see… see… school... when you get money, money can do anything; even though you fail exam, see make I, if you fail exam… You fit use your money solve am" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "No, there’s different between education. You are, you are, you are saying that the use of money" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "That’s what you are saying" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "But education is something else" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yes" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Money is something else" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Something else; But money can make you go far in education…" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Money can help, as in can help you as in mtchew, can help you go far in education" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That is what I’m that’s the point I’m trying to" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "If you don’t have the zeal, if you don’t have the zeal to educate yourself…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "For you to be comfortable, for you to be comfortable in school; you must have money. You must have money." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Thank you! That is where I’m going to" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That is not where you are going" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "You are saying that, if they give you money now, you will be happy to go to school" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yes, yes!" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Without the zeal?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yes, Yeah, I Will, I will be happy to be a student, because anything I need, anything I need, I would, I would do. Why school is scam is that, due to sometimes is…" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I be Bluetooth?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Guy, dem don change your name to Bluetooth" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Sometimes, sometimes you will find out that you want to eat, you want to read, you want to eat and read but you will not see the money…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Guy, guy, you wey dey shout school na scam, e be like say you don get carry over. Na only person wey don get carryover go dey shout say school na scam, school na scam, how many you don get?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Wait, wait, wait mey I talk something. Wait let me say something. Now, the only reason, now, the only reason why school, the only reason calm down, calm down mey I talk something. The only reason why school na scam is because of the end product of school." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "The end product, when you talk about the end product of the school, what do you actually mean?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Thank you very much. The only thing that makes a product scam is the end product. People have discovered that instead of the end product of school being a nice job and a nice life; the end product is finding unemployed youth. So, the end product is what they are calling scam. that if you go through school, no matter whether you go through school happy or whether you go through school sad, the end product should give us the same thing, if A, Mr. A Mr. B, Mr. C, Mr. D should go to school, it doesn’t matter whether they were rich when, during their school days, what they are looking forward is when after the school days that they should be happy, that they should have the good jobs but then this days the end product is not, is the end product is just fucked up. You see that people go to school; they are out and they are , unemployed; even first class, second eh, second class upper, everybody is unemployed; so the end product is what they are calling scam. Thank you very much!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I have exactly this… APP" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Okay; this thing, what’s the name again?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Is blood capsule. Give me; let me smell it. It’s not this one" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Supra malt, I hate that thing. Very big…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Jesus, too big" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "One day, my dad put Supra malt inside garri and gave me to take. I now bite it. Oh, Jesus! For two weeks like this, supra malt still dey my tongue. You know if you open that thing, ... Hewu! And he now told me to eat… Oh my God! Eat it! I now swallow it! Hmm! Jesus Christ!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And you did not vomit?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Eh?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You did not vomit?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Calm down let me finish nau. vomit… you will pack that vomit and eat. You don’t know my parents mtchew hmmm. My father that gave me drugs, I vomit, he picked it out, wash it, gave it to me" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Jesus" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "You don’t know my father, hmmm. Try and vomit, you will drink it back. When we were small, if we are eating, that man don’t use to allow someone to rest. Swallow that food. Me I’m coming nah. One day he was shouting at me the garri I ate, I went and vomit everything. That’s when, that’s when I know that if you mold garri and pput in your throat, the garri will change the shape of your throat like that long this thing, Mtchew, that’s how I just know the shape of garri changes. Hmm, everything came out. Even after vomiting, he said I should come back and eat. My mum said, leave that girl alone nau. He said How can, how pikin go dey like this im no go chop food. See as im dey." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hmmm, nawaoooo. Sniper don go far ooo" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I swear" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I wish I will drink sniper and die; my relationship is killing me" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Just check the comment nah, you will see what they will tell him" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Everywhere, facebook, whatsapp, wechat" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Shebi it’s the same thing they told that girl" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "They said please oooo," } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "They said, they told the girl to die" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Let them not, let them not remove sniper from the market o, all these Rochas everywhere must die. Cockroaches everywhere must die, leave relationship and you will be fine. One now said add hypo to it and thank me later" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Nawao. That girl said rope is seductive. What again o, knife abi what is temtemptous" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Ha, oh!" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Who is that?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Anonymous" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Anonymous no dey flash me nah. I’m I your mate?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Sniper that is very costly that those in the hostel will carry it just to… by everybody" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "To kilI Bedbug. I swear to God" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Na im people just dey buy two bottles sef. orange flavor for that matter" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Are they looking for a painful death?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You know most of them once they drink that thing that their eyes will now open" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Are they looking for a death without regret?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "They should start by hating sniper so that it will…" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Once it gets to their intestine; it will just burn it up" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "The thing burns from the throat. Sniper is acid nau, you know how fast it used to be" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "How do they swallow it if it burns from the throat?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "All you just want to chew, only the sniper" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "And the other guy now took 2 bottles" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "The boy will now be drinking. Drinking, the ... naw at a stretch abi at a go.I will now when I don dey drink… I will now make shhhhh!" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I thought is too that eh… that…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I, I, think eh, they used to even vomit blood" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Jeeesusss!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "There’s no way you will acid and acid will be burning you inside and blood will not come out from your body. You will not foam" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Okay, they don’t use to foam?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hmmm. Have you eaten this starter before?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Maybe after foaming they will now bring out…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Anonymous you’ve been eating since nah" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "There is rice in the pot nah" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I don’t want to go to kitchen. When you eat finish, I’m going to eat" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Oh!..." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hmmm, dey continue dey go for night class nah, other people dem no dry read?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Oh!, I will soon go and make my own sha" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Make you now go and join your ancestors" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Let me go and join my mama" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You want to go and join…" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Do you want to drink? ..., why you say …" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "...Your mother was so funny. …" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Have you, have you entered that compound since?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I dey fear. That time I went home that I was walking small, small; I was scared" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "You don’t know if I want to enter, I will enter, I will enter from backyard.Is from back yardnah" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "God forbid" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I was just walking… if, Jesus! I thought I will see snake like that kind of thing; big snake that will just come and tell me, where are you going to?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You should have looked for someone to give you snake" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Chinekemeee, snake will come and tell you…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "This girl is not…" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I thought my grandma will turn to snake" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Of all things, to turn to snake" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "When I passed that her, that, that side that…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Do you know one car eh when I went home hmmm, the car drove out, he now got to that my uncle side, he said he forgot something, he gave me key to go and collect it from the house, I said I will not going to go together.He said I should go" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Everywhere is quiet" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I was, I was just scared, immediately I opened the gate; the first thing I saw was grave. Heu! Jesus Christ! Where I go enter from? What if they just come out boom, boom, boom… So you carry my bed..." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "1 x errrm, 1 x 2 is what? 1 x 2 is what, twice daily?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Once, two times daily" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Okay. Pharmacy people, science all around me. Oh! All my kids will do science" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I know she will say that thing" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "…. Here, micro biology" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Is it not art people that use to kill their seLf?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "What again, what department is this?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Is true o" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Is art people, even last year" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "If is in UNEC you do that thing, them go, them go revive you" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "SLT" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You will not die. Dem go revive you back" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "This drug that is looking at somebody’s eyeball" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You cannot just do drugs like this and open it?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "No, I, I…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Is it smelling?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Hmmm, the thing is doing smelly, smelly…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Have you smell errrm, Laramyl abi na what or quinine and is it quinine, piunoquine" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Chloroquine… I’ve not taken it before" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Chloroquinin o, dem say na chloroquine" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "God, it's not good to no know anything o… Jesus!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "… Polythene. Jane say is lylon" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Annnn… lylon, lylon bag" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Lylon bag" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "What is it before, is it not ly… But so many people used to say lylon" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Who used to say lylon, only you" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Singular and prular" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I cannot say prularooo Prurar, is it prur…" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "My sister say is furtunor, furniture ooo, furtunor I don’t even have, God, I don’t have strength to baf, mtchew!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "God, this drugs too big" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Why don’t you take it one, one?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hmm? I will get tired if I take it one, one" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Hmm, tired?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I swear" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "One, one bah?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "One, one, one, one" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "It’s not the best way" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Take enough water so that it will work faster" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Hmmm, me I cannot take it one, one o" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Take enough water o" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "… both the big one and the small sizes" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Mba" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I just separated them, the big ones were last, the small ones went first" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I hate small drugs because they will end up stocking in my tongue" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "There’s a small one and it’s like vitamin B complex" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Once it touches my tongue, I’m not taking it again" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Okay that eh, okay you know, I thought is the syrup own, mtchew" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Do you want to vomit?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Define cheating. Cheating is the way of helping your brother, like they say helping your brother during an examination is wrong. Now, making us when we come to real life if you see your brother, you no go fit help am because of say that insight wey school don imbib dey in you when you dey school" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "No be wetin I think say you wan talk, you wan talk sef" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Okay why dem go do first position…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "See guy mey I chip you, mey I chip you" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "First position dem go give them prize, last position dem no go give them prize" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Wait make master…" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Dem no know say, dem no know say eh, dem no know say e get some children wey dey good on maths," }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "See guy, mey I tell you" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "E get some children we dey good for e, on something wey no be education" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Wetin, wetin mey you talk, mey dem dey give last person wey, last position prize; E no easy to take last o" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "No, no be about, no, not last position now. E fit be say, the guy, the guy dey good in another thing wey no be," }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "_ML _PS _PE <TB> P/P Wey no be school mata" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "_ML _PS _PE <TB> P/P Wey no be school eh, school mata" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "_BL _PS _PE <TB> P/P <ITS> <P-E> <ITS> <E-P> Wetin make school scam for Nigeria, wetin make school scam for Nigeria be say na we dey study for the love to make money, for the, for the, we are not studying it for to, to, to know, nobody dey, nobody is doing it for the passion. Everybody just dey, we just dey study to mey we, mey we graduate make am, make we graduate make money. So, for and school is not meant to be like that, school is not meant to be like that. So, that’s wha, that’s…" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Do you know, do you know another thing…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "The truth about it is this, the truth about it is this, Instead of," } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "The problem, the problem is our mentality" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That’s it" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "In school now, nobody, nobody learns" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Nobody learns, If you are just trying, you are just replicating..., nobody tries to know that, okay, how, how did, how did this come about, why did it really, nobody is doing it really. We are just doing it to pass." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "See, see, let me tell you, many people, many people regret their steps they have, have taken because youths of nowadays, nobody wants to think; everybody is G, G, G, yahoo, yahoo, yahoo, yahoo, yahoo, yahoo, you understand? Nobody want to think and calm down and understand the economy of Nigeria. If you don’t understand the economy of Nigeria…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "But I want to, I want to chip in something. Rex, Rex get me now, Rex get me, eh Sponky now get me, I want to say something, once, once you are saying that school is scam now, do you know that there are people that school are not scam for, lets, let me get my, get my point now, like this old rich men that a kind of, okay, imagine you are your parents is a senator now, if per, per semester he can, he will send like two hundred thousand into your account in a semester, won’t you feel happy to go to school? Do you have any reason of failing?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Wait, wait, I want to ask you a question" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Are you going for the money… Or you are going to learn? The, like, you are going for the passion? Nobody is doing it for the love of, for the love of doing it; nobody is doing it, we are just doing it for the love of money" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "While school is, why you are telling me that school is scam is when you don’t get the necessary, when you don’t get the necessary things, the necessary resources" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Resources… There’s a difference between school…and resources" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "You understand? School is a different thing all together" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "What you need is a different thing all together" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "What you do when you are in school is something different all together" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Okay" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Now, if a, your parent is sending you two hundred thousand naira and you don’t like school, and probably you are not supposed to be in school, no matter how much they send you, you will not do well in your examination" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "School na scam" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "You made mention of ehhh say your person go send you money, say you go fit to go school" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "But what’s the ..., like say everybody dey go school now eh. The general thing there is to do what?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "To graduate" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "And what?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And get a job" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "And make money" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And make money, yeah" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Right?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "That’s ..." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Number 1, the primary thing" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Wait, wait. Okay, see all this young eh billionaires all these rich men which, like Dangote for example now" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Maybe his son ehhh, but do you know that his son is in school?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Definitely, he must, his son must be in school" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Why is, why is he now in school?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "For him to learn, not that school is scam" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Okay; why then are you saying that if you have the money you will be happy to be, to be going to school, when you don’t have zeal to learn…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Oga, oga when you get money…Na, see… see… school... when you get money, money can do anything; even though you fail exam, see make I, if you fail exam… You fit use your money solve am" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "No, there’s different between education. You are, you are, you are saying that the use of money" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "That’s what you are saying" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "But education is something else" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yes" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Money is something else" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Something else; But money can make you go far in education…" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Money can help, as in can help you as in mtchew, can help you go far in education" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That is what I’m that’s the point I’m trying to" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "If you don’t have the zeal, if you don’t have the zeal to educate yourself…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "For you to be comfortable, for you to be comfortable in school; you must have money. You must have money." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Thank you! That is where I’m going to" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That is not where you are going" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "You are saying that, if they give you money now, you will be happy to go to school" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yes, yes!" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Without the zeal?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yes, Yeah, I Will, I will be happy to be a student, because anything I need, anything I need, I would, I would do. Why school is scam is that, due to sometimes is…" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "I be Bluetooth?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Guy, dem don change your name to Bluetooth" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Sometimes, sometimes you will find out that you want to eat, you want to read, you want to eat and read but you will not see the money…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Guy, guy, you wey dey shout school na scam, e be like say you don get carry over. Na only person wey don get carryover go dey shout say school na scam, school na scam, how many you don get?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Wait, wait, wait mey I talk something. Wait let me say something. Now, the only reason, now, the only reason why school, the only reason calm down, calm down mey I talk something. The only reason why school na scam is because of the end product of school." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "The end product, when you talk about the end product of the school, what do you actually mean?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Thank you very much. The only thing that makes a product scam is the end product. People have discovered that instead of the end product of school being a nice job and a nice life; the end product is finding unemployed youth. So, the end product is what they are calling scam. that if you go through school, no matter whether you go through school happy or whether you go through school sad, the end product should give us the same thing, if A, Mr. A Mr. B, Mr. C, Mr. D should go to school, it doesn’t matter whether they were rich when, during their school days, what they are looking forward is when after the school days that they should be happy, that they should have the good jobs but then this days the end product is not, is the end product is just fucked up. You see that people go to school; they are out and they are , unemployed; even first class, second eh, second class upper, everybody is unemployed; so the end product is what they are calling scam. Thank you very much!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I have exactly this… APP" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Okay; this thing, what’s the name again?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Is blood capsule. Give me; let me smell it. It’s not this one" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Supra malt, I hate that thing. Very big…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Jesus, too big" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "One day, my dad put Supra malt inside garri and gave me to take. I now bite it. Oh, Jesus! For two weeks like this, supra malt still dey my tongue. You know if you open that thing, ... Hewu! And he now told me to eat… Oh my God! Eat it! I now swallow it! Hmm! Jesus Christ!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And you did not vomit?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Eh?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You did not vomit?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Calm down let me finish nau. vomit… you will pack that vomit and eat. You don’t know my parents mtchew hmmm. My father that gave me drugs, I vomit, he picked it out, wash it, gave it to me" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Jesus" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "You don’t know my father, hmmm. Try and vomit, you will drink it back. When we were small, if we are eating, that man don’t use to allow someone to rest. Swallow that food. Me I’m coming nah. One day he was shouting at me the garri I ate, I went and vomit everything. That’s when, that’s when I know that if you mold garri and pput in your throat, the garri will change the shape of your throat like that long this thing, Mtchew, that’s how I just know the shape of garri changes. Hmm, everything came out. Even after vomiting, he said I should come back and eat. My mum said, leave that girl alone nau. He said How can, how pikin go dey like this im no go chop food. See as im dey." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hmmm, nawaoooo. Sniper don go far ooo" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "I swear" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I wish I will drink sniper and die; my relationship is killing me" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Just check the comment nah, you will see what they will tell him" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Everywhere, facebook, whatsapp, wechat" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Shebi it’s the same thing they told that girl" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "They said please oooo," } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "They said, they told the girl to die" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Let them not, let them not remove sniper from the market o, all these Rochas everywhere must die. Cockroaches everywhere must die, leave relationship and you will be fine. One now said add hypo to it and thank me later" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Nawao. That girl said rope is seductive. What again o, knife abi what is temtemptous" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Ha, oh!" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Who is that?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Anonymous" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Anonymous no dey flash me nah. I’m I your mate?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Sniper that is very costly that those in the hostel will carry it just to… by everybody" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "To kilI Bedbug. I swear to God" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Na im people just dey buy two bottles sef. orange flavor for that matter" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Are they looking for a painful death?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You know most of them once they drink that thing that their eyes will now open" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Are they looking for a death without regret?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "They should start by hating sniper so that it will…" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Once it gets to their intestine; it will just burn it up" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "The thing burns from the throat. Sniper is acid nau, you know how fast it used to be" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "How do they swallow it if it burns from the throat?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "All you just want to chew, only the sniper" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "And the other guy now took 2 bottles" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "The boy will now be drinking. Drinking, the ... naw at a stretch abi at a go.I will now when I don dey drink… I will now make shhhhh!" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "I thought is too that eh… that…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I, I, think eh, they used to even vomit blood" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Jeeesusss!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "There’s no way you will acid and acid will be burning you inside and blood will not come out from your body. You will not foam" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Okay, they don’t use to foam?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hmmm. Have you eaten this starter before?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Maybe after foaming they will now bring out…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Anonymous you’ve been eating since nah" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "There is rice in the pot nah" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I don’t want to go to kitchen. When you eat finish, I’m going to eat" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Oh!..." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hmmm, dey continue dey go for night class nah, other people dem no dry read?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Oh!, I will soon go and make my own sha" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Make you now go and join your ancestors" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Let me go and join my mama" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You want to go and join…" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Do you want to drink? ..., why you say …" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "...Your mother was so funny. …" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Have you, have you entered that compound since?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I dey fear. That time I went home that I was walking small, small; I was scared" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "You don’t know if I want to enter, I will enter, I will enter from backyard.Is from back yardnah" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "God forbid" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "I was just walking… if, Jesus! I thought I will see snake like that kind of thing; big snake that will just come and tell me, where are you going to?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You should have looked for someone to give you snake" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Chinekemeee, snake will come and tell you…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "This girl is not…" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "I thought my grandma will turn to snake" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Of all things, to turn to snake" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "When I passed that her, that, that side that…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Do you know one car eh when I went home hmmm, the car drove out, he now got to that my uncle side, he said he forgot something, he gave me key to go and collect it from the house, I said I will not going to go together.He said I should go" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Everywhere is quiet" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I was, I was just scared, immediately I opened the gate; the first thing I saw was grave. Heu! Jesus Christ! Where I go enter from? What if they just come out boom, boom, boom… So you carry my bed..." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "1 x errrm, 1 x 2 is what? 1 x 2 is what, twice daily?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Once, two times daily" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Okay. Pharmacy people, science all around me. Oh! All my kids will do science" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I know she will say that thing" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "…. Here, micro biology" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Is it not art people that use to kill their seLf?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "What again, what department is this?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Is true o" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Is art people, even last year" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "If is in UNEC you do that thing, them go, them go revive you" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "SLT" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You will not die. Dem go revive you back" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "This drug that is looking at somebody’s eyeball" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You cannot just do drugs like this and open it?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "No, I, I…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Is it smelling?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Hmmm, the thing is doing smelly, smelly…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Have you smell errrm, Laramyl abi na what or quinine and is it quinine, piunoquine" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Chloroquine… I’ve not taken it before" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Chloroquinin o, dem say na chloroquine" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "God, it's not good to no know anything o… Jesus!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "… Polythene. Jane say is lylon" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Annnn… lylon, lylon bag" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Lylon bag" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "What is it before, is it not ly… But so many people used to say lylon" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Who used to say lylon, only you" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Singular and prular" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I cannot say prularooo Prurar, is it prur…" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "My sister say is furtunor, furniture ooo, furtunor I don’t even have, God, I don’t have strength to baf, mtchew!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "God, this drugs too big" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Why don’t you take it one, one?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hmm? I will get tired if I take it one, one" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Hmm, tired?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I swear" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "One, one bah?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "One, one, one, one" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "It’s not the best way" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Take enough water so that it will work faster" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Hmmm, me I cannot take it one, one o" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Take enough water o" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "… both the big one and the small sizes" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Mba" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "I just separated them, the big ones were last, the small ones went first" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I hate small drugs because they will end up stocking in my tongue" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "There’s a small one and it’s like vitamin B complex" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Once it touches my tongue, I’m not taking it again" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Okay that eh, okay you know, I thought is the syrup own, mtchew" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Do you want to vomit?" } ]