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ham | Dear i have reache room |
ham | Fighting with the world is easy, u either win or lose bt fightng with some1 who is close to u is dificult if u lose - u lose if u win - u still lose. |
ham | When can ü come out? |
ham | Check with nuerologist. |
ham | Lolnice. I went from a fish to ..water.? |
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ham | No it's waiting in e car dat's bored wat. Cos wait outside got nothing 2 do. At home can do my stuff or watch tv wat. |
ham | Maybe westshore or hyde park village, the place near my house? |
ham | You should know now. So how's anthony. Are you bringing money. I've school fees to pay and rent and stuff like that. Thats why i need your help. A friend in need....| |
ham | What's the significance? |
ham | Your opinion about me? 1. Over 2. Jada 3. Kusruthi 4. Lovable 5. Silent 6. Spl character 7. Not matured 8. Stylish 9. Simple Pls reply.. |
ham | 8 at the latest, g's still there if you can scrounge up some ammo and want to give the new ak a try |
ham | Prabha..i'm soryda..realy..frm heart i'm sory |
ham | Lol ok your forgiven :) |
ham | No..jst change tat only.. |
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ham | That way transport is less problematic than on sat night. By the way, if u want to ask n to join my bday, feel free. But need to know definite nos as booking on fri. |
ham | Usually the person is unconscious that's in children but in adults they may just behave abnormally. I.ll call you now |
ham | But that's on ebay it might be less elsewhere. |
ham | Shall i come to get pickle |
ham | Were gonna go get some tacos |
ham | That's very rude, you on campus? |
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ham | Hi i won't b ard 4 christmas. But do enjoy n merry x'mas. |
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ham | Yes! How is a pretty lady like you single? |
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ham | Jay says that you're a double-faggot |
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ham | What Today-sunday..sunday is holiday..so no work.. |
ham | Gudnite....tc...practice going on |
ham | I'll be late... |
ham | I've not called you in a while. This is hoping it was l8r malaria and that you know that we miss you guys. I miss Bani big, so pls give her my love especially. Have a great day. |
ham | Good afternoon, my love! How goes that day ? I hope maybe you got some leads on a job. I think of you, boytoy and send you a passionate kiss from across the sea |
ham | Probably gonna be here for a while, see you later tonight <) |
ham | Or maybe my fat fingers just press all these buttons and it doesn't know what to do. |
ham | Ummmmmaah Many many happy returns of d day my dear sweet heart.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY dear |
ham | I am in tirupur da, once you started from office call me. |
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ham | A famous quote : when you develop the ability to listen to 'anything' unconditionally without losing your temper or self confidence, it means you are ......... 'MARRIED' |
ham | But am going to college pa. What to do. are else ill come there it self. Pa. |
ham | 4 oclock at mine. Just to bash out a flat plan. |
ham | This girl does not stay in bed. This girl doesn't need recovery time. Id rather pass out while having fun then be cooped up in bed |
ham | Then any special there? |
ham | I know but you need to get hotel now. I just got my invitation but i had to apologise. Cali is to sweet for me to come to some english bloke's weddin |
ham | Sorry that took so long, omw now |
ham | Wait <#> min.. |
ham | Ok give me 5 minutes I think I see her. BTW you're my alibi. You were cutting my hair the whole time. |
ham | Imagine you finally get to sink into that bath after I have put you through your paces, maybe even having you eat me for a while before I left ... But also imagine the feel of that cage on your cock surrounded by the bath water, reminding you always who owns you ... Enjoy, my cuck |
ham | Hurry up, I've been weed-deficient for like three days |
ham | Sure, if I get an acknowledgement from you that it's astoundingly tactless and generally faggy to demand a blood oath fo |
ham | Ok. Every night take a warm bath drink a cup of milk and you'll see a work of magic. You still need to loose weight. Just so that you know |
ham | I‘ll have a look at the frying pan in case it‘s cheap or a book perhaps. No that‘s silly a frying pan isn‘t likely to be a book |
ham | O. Well uv causes mutations. Sunscreen is like essential thesedays |
ham | Having lunch:)you are not in online?why? |
ham | I know that my friend already told that. |
ham | Hi Princess! Thank you for the pics. You are very pretty. How are you? |
ham | Aiyo... U always c our ex one... I dunno abt mei, she haven reply... First time u reply so fast... Y so lucky not workin huh, got bao by ur sugardad ah...gee.. |
ham | Hi msg me:)i'm in office.. |
ham | Thanx 4 e brownie it's v nice... |
ham | Geeeee ... I love you so much I can barely stand it |
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ham | Fuck babe ... I miss you already, you know ? Can't you let me send you some money towards your net ? I need you ... I want you ... I crave you ... |
ham | Ill call u 2mrw at ninish, with my address that icky American freek wont stop callin me 2 bad Jen k eh? |
ham | Oooh bed ridden ey? What are YOU thinking of? |
ham | So anyways, you can just go to your gym or whatever, my love *smiles* I hope your ok and having a good day babe ... I miss you so much already |
ham | Love it! Daddy will make you scream with pleasure! I am going to slap your ass with my dick! |
ham | WOT U WANNA DO THEN MISSY? |
ham | Yar lor wait 4 my mum 2 finish sch then have lunch lor... I whole morning stay at home clean my room now my room quite clean... Hee... |
ham | Do you know where my lab goggles went |
ham | Can you open the door? |
ham | Waiting for your call. |
ham | Nope i waiting in sch 4 daddy... |
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ham | I'm tired of arguing with you about this week after week. Do what you want and from now on, i'll do the same. |
ham | Ü wait 4 me in sch i finish ard 5.. |
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ham | Arngd marriage is while u r walkin unfortuntly a snake bites u. bt love marriage is dancing in frnt of d snake & sayin Bite me, bite me. |
ham | Huh so early.. Then ü having dinner outside izzit? |
ham | Ok anyway no need to change with what you said |
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ham | my ex-wife was not able to have kids. Do you want kids one day? |
ham | So how's scotland. Hope you are not over showing your JJC tendencies. Take care. Live the dream |
ham | Tell them u have a headache and just want to use 1 hour of sick time. |
ham | I dun thk i'll quit yet... Hmmm, can go jazz ? Yogasana oso can... We can go meet em after our lessons den... |
ham | Pete can you please ring meive hardly gotany credit |
ham | Ya srsly better than yi tho |
ham | I'm in a meeting, call me later at |
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ham | You still at grand prix? |
ham | I met you as a stranger and choose you as my friend. As long as the world stands, our friendship never ends. Lets be Friends forever!!! Gud nitz... |
ham | I am great! How are you? |
ham | Gud mrng dear have a nice day |
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ham | Will do. Was exhausted on train this morning. Too much wine and pie. You sleep well too |