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Dear i have reache room
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Fighting with the world is easy, u either win or lose bt fightng with some1 who is close to u is dificult if u lose - u lose if u win - u still lose.
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When can ü come out?
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Check with nuerologist.
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Lolnice. I went from a fish to ..water.?
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No it's waiting in e car dat's bored wat. Cos wait outside got nothing 2 do. At home can do my stuff or watch tv wat.
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Maybe westshore or hyde park village, the place near my house?
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You should know now. So how's anthony. Are you bringing money. I've school fees to pay and rent and stuff like that. Thats why i need your help. A friend in need....|
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What's the significance?
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Your opinion about me? 1. Over 2. Jada 3. Kusruthi 4. Lovable 5. Silent 6. Spl character 7. Not matured 8. Stylish 9. Simple Pls reply..
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8 at the latest, g's still there if you can scrounge up some ammo and want to give the new ak a try
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Prabha..i'm soryda..realy..frm heart i'm sory
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Lol ok your forgiven :)
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No..jst change tat only..
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S:)no competition for him.
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That way transport is less problematic than on sat night. By the way, if u want to ask n to join my bday, feel free. But need to know definite nos as booking on fri.
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Usually the person is unconscious that's in children but in adults they may just behave abnormally. I.ll call you now
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But that's on ebay it might be less elsewhere.
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Shall i come to get pickle
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Were gonna go get some tacos
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That's very rude, you on campus?
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Hi i won't b ard 4 christmas. But do enjoy n merry x'mas.
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Yes! How is a pretty lady like you single?
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Jay says that you're a double-faggot
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What Today-sunday..sunday is holiday..so no work..
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Gudnite....tc...practice going on
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I'll be late...
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I've not called you in a while. This is hoping it was l8r malaria and that you know that we miss you guys. I miss Bani big, so pls give her my love especially. Have a great day.
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Good afternoon, my love! How goes that day ? I hope maybe you got some leads on a job. I think of you, boytoy and send you a passionate kiss from across the sea
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Probably gonna be here for a while, see you later tonight <)
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Or maybe my fat fingers just press all these buttons and it doesn't know what to do.
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Ummmmmaah Many many happy returns of d day my dear sweet heart.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY dear
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I am in tirupur da, once you started from office call me.
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But am going to college pa. What to do. are else ill come there it self. Pa.
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4 oclock at mine. Just to bash out a flat plan.
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This girl does not stay in bed. This girl doesn't need recovery time. Id rather pass out while having fun then be cooped up in bed
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Then any special there?
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I know but you need to get hotel now. I just got my invitation but i had to apologise. Cali is to sweet for me to come to some english bloke's weddin
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Sorry that took so long, omw now
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Wait <#> min..
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Ok give me 5 minutes I think I see her. BTW you're my alibi. You were cutting my hair the whole time.
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Imagine you finally get to sink into that bath after I have put you through your paces, maybe even having you eat me for a while before I left ... But also imagine the feel of that cage on your cock surrounded by the bath water, reminding you always who owns you ... Enjoy, my cuck
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Hurry up, I've been weed-deficient for like three days
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Sure, if I get an acknowledgement from you that it's astoundingly tactless and generally faggy to demand a blood oath fo
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Ok. Every night take a warm bath drink a cup of milk and you'll see a work of magic. You still need to loose weight. Just so that you know
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I‘ll have a look at the frying pan in case it‘s cheap or a book perhaps. No that‘s silly a frying pan isn‘t likely to be a book
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O. Well uv causes mutations. Sunscreen is like essential thesedays
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Having lunch:)you are not in online?why?
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I know that my friend already told that.
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Hi Princess! Thank you for the pics. You are very pretty. How are you?
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Aiyo... U always c our ex one... I dunno abt mei, she haven reply... First time u reply so fast... Y so lucky not workin huh, got bao by ur sugardad ah...gee..
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Hi msg me:)i'm in office..
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Thanx 4 e brownie it's v nice...
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Geeeee ... I love you so much I can barely stand it
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Fuck babe ... I miss you already, you know ? Can't you let me send you some money towards your net ? I need you ... I want you ... I crave you ...
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Ill call u 2mrw at ninish, with my address that icky American freek wont stop callin me 2 bad Jen k eh?
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Oooh bed ridden ey? What are YOU thinking of?
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So anyways, you can just go to your gym or whatever, my love *smiles* I hope your ok and having a good day babe ... I miss you so much already
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Love it! Daddy will make you scream with pleasure! I am going to slap your ass with my dick!
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WOT U WANNA DO THEN MISSY?
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Yar lor wait 4 my mum 2 finish sch then have lunch lor... I whole morning stay at home clean my room now my room quite clean... Hee...
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Do you know where my lab goggles went
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Can you open the door?
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Waiting for your call.
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Nope i waiting in sch 4 daddy...
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I'm tired of arguing with you about this week after week. Do what you want and from now on, i'll do the same.
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Ü wait 4 me in sch i finish ard 5..
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Arngd marriage is while u r walkin unfortuntly a snake bites u. bt love marriage is dancing in frnt of d snake & sayin Bite me, bite me.
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Huh so early.. Then ü having dinner outside izzit?
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Ok anyway no need to change with what you said
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my ex-wife was not able to have kids. Do you want kids one day?
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So how's scotland. Hope you are not over showing your JJC tendencies. Take care. Live the dream
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Tell them u have a headache and just want to use 1 hour of sick time.
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I dun thk i'll quit yet... Hmmm, can go jazz ? Yogasana oso can... We can go meet em after our lessons den...
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Pete can you please ring meive hardly gotany credit
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Ya srsly better than yi tho
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I'm in a meeting, call me later at
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You still at grand prix?
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I met you as a stranger and choose you as my friend. As long as the world stands, our friendship never ends. Lets be Friends forever!!! Gud nitz...
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I am great! How are you?
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Gud mrng dear have a nice day
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Will do. Was exhausted on train this morning. Too much wine and pie. You sleep well too