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no actually it was a little of both sometimes when a disease is in all the magazines and all the news shows its only natural that you think you have it
Miss Hoover
wheres mr bergstrom
Lisa Simpson
i dont know although id sure like to talk to him he didnt touch my lesson plan what did he teach you
Miss Hoover
that life is worth living
Lisa Simpson
the polls will be open from now until the end of recess now just in case any of you have decided to put any thought into this well have our final statements martin
Edna Krabappel-Flanders
i dont think theres anything left to say
Martin Prince
bart
Edna Krabappel-Flanders
victory party under the slide
Bart Simpson
mr bergstrom mr bergstrom
Lisa Simpson
hey hey he moved out this morning he must have a new job -- he took his copernicus costume
Landlady
do you know where i could find him
Lisa Simpson
i think hes taking the next train to capital city
Landlady
the train how like him traditional yet environmentally sound
Lisa Simpson
yes and its been the backbone of our country since leland stanford drove that golden spike at promontory point
Landlady
i see he touched you too
Lisa Simpson
hey thanks for your vote man
Bart Simpson
i didnt vote votings for geeks
Nelson Muntz
well you got that right thanks for your vote girls
Bart Simpson
we forgot
Terri/sherri
well dont sweat it just so long as a couple of people did right milhouse
Bart Simpson
uh oh
Milhouse Van Houten
lewis
Bart Simpson
somebody must have voted
Bart Simpson
what about you bart didnt you vote
Milhouse Van Houten
uh oh
Bart Simpson
yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Wendell Borton
i demand a recount
Bart Simpson
one for martin two for martin would you like another recount
Edna Krabappel-Flanders
no
Bart Simpson
well i just want to make sure one for martin two for martin
Edna Krabappel-Flanders
this way mister president
Kid Reporter
now boarding on track 5 the afternoon delight coming to shelbyville parkville and
Conductor
mr bergstrom hey mr bergstrom
Lisa Simpson
hey lisa
BERGSTROM
hey lisa indeed
Lisa Simpson
what what is it
BERGSTROM
oh i mean were you just going to leave just like that
Lisa Simpson
ah im sorry lisa you know its the life of the substitute teacher hes a fraud today he might be wearing gym shorts tomorrow hes speaking french or or or pretending to know how to run a band saw or god knows what
BERGSTROM
you cant go youre the best teacher ill ever have
Lisa Simpson
ah thats not true other teachers will come along who
BERGSTROM
oh please
Lisa Simpson
no i cant lie to you i am the best but you know they need me over in the projects of capital city
BERGSTROM
but i need you too
Lisa Simpson
thats the problem with being middle class anybody who really cares will abandon you for those who need it more
BERGSTROM
i i understand mr bergstrom im going to miss you
Lisa Simpson
ill tell you what
BERGSTROM
whenever you feel like youre alone and theres nobody you can rely on this is all you need to know
BERGSTROM
thank you mr bergstrom
Lisa Simpson
all aboard
Conductor
so i guess this is it it you dont mind ill just run alongside the train as it speeds you from my life
Lisa Simpson
goodbye lisa honey itll be okay just read the note
BERGSTROM
never thrown a party what about that big bash we had with all the champagne and musicians and holy men and everything
Homer Simpson
bart didnt get one vote oh this is the worst thing that ever happened to us alright allright spilled milk spilled milk spilled milk what are you so mopey about
Homer Simpson
nothing
Lisa Simpson
lisa tell your father
Marge Simpson
mr bergstrom left today
Lisa Simpson
oh
Homer Simpson
hes gone forever
Lisa Simpson
and
Homer Simpson
i didnt think youd understand
Lisa Simpson
hey just because i dont care doesnt mean i dont understand
Homer Simpson
im glad im not crying because i would hate for you to think that what im about to say is based on emotion but you sir are a baboon
Lisa Simpson
me
Homer Simpson
yes you baboon baboon baboon baboon
Lisa Simpson
i dont think you realize what youre saying
Homer Simpson
baboon
Lisa Simpson
whoa somebody was bound to say it one day i just cant believe it was her
Bart Simpson
did you hear that marge she called me a baboon the stupidest ugliest smelliest ape of them all
Homer Simpson
homer you are not allowed to have hurt feelings right now theres a little girl upstairs who needs you her confidence in her father is shaken and no little girl can be happy unless she has faith in her daddy
Marge Simpson
go away
Homer Simpson
lisa dont hold anything back you can tell me are you crying because you called daddy a baboon
Homer Simpson
no
Lisa Simpson
nuts
Homer Simpson
this isnt going well at all
Homer Simpson
look if you just want me to forgive you --
Lisa Simpson
no no no i just wish i knew what to say
Homer Simpson
although maybe this will help now you lost someone special and it hurts im lucky because i never lost anyone special to me everyone special to me is under this roof
Homer Simpson
that was our wedding
Marge Simpson
oh
Homer Simpson
children its time for you to go to bed
Marge Simpson
its true now youll have lots of special people in your life lisa theres probably some place where they all get together and the food is real good and guys like me are serving drinks oh well maybe i cant explain all this but i can fix your doll house for you at least im good at monkey work you know monkey you know what ...
Homer Simpson
yeah
Lisa Simpson
i can hold these nails in place with my tail
Homer Simpson
youre so silly
Lisa Simpson
gimme a banana
Homer Simpson
i dont have any banana
Lisa Simpson
come on youre holding out on me
Homer Simpson
im sorry i called you a baboon dad
Lisa Simpson
think nothing of it
Homer Simpson
hey whats the matter son
Homer Simpson
ah dad if just me milhouse and lewis had voted
Bart Simpson
hey son would you have gotten any money for being class president
Homer Simpson
no
Bart Simpson
would you have to do extra work
Homer Simpson
yeah
Bart Simpson
and is this martin guy going to get to do anything neat like throw out the first ball at the world series huh
Homer Simpson
well no
Bart Simpson
so let the baby have his bottle huh thats my motto
Homer Simpson
hey thanks monkey-man
Bart Simpson
holy-moly talk about parenting
Homer Simpson