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no actually it was a little of both sometimes when a disease is in all the magazines and all the news shows its only natural that you think you have it | Miss Hoover |
wheres mr bergstrom | Lisa Simpson |
i dont know although id sure like to talk to him he didnt touch my lesson plan what did he teach you | Miss Hoover |
that life is worth living | Lisa Simpson |
the polls will be open from now until the end of recess now just in case any of you have decided to put any thought into this well have our final statements martin | Edna Krabappel-Flanders |
i dont think theres anything left to say | Martin Prince |
bart | Edna Krabappel-Flanders |
victory party under the slide | Bart Simpson |
mr bergstrom mr bergstrom | Lisa Simpson |
hey hey he moved out this morning he must have a new job -- he took his copernicus costume | Landlady |
do you know where i could find him | Lisa Simpson |
i think hes taking the next train to capital city | Landlady |
the train how like him traditional yet environmentally sound | Lisa Simpson |
yes and its been the backbone of our country since leland stanford drove that golden spike at promontory point | Landlady |
i see he touched you too | Lisa Simpson |
hey thanks for your vote man | Bart Simpson |
i didnt vote votings for geeks | Nelson Muntz |
well you got that right thanks for your vote girls | Bart Simpson |
we forgot | Terri/sherri |
well dont sweat it just so long as a couple of people did right milhouse | Bart Simpson |
uh oh | Milhouse Van Houten |
lewis | Bart Simpson |
somebody must have voted | Bart Simpson |
what about you bart didnt you vote | Milhouse Van Houten |
uh oh | Bart Simpson |
yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy | Wendell Borton |
i demand a recount | Bart Simpson |
one for martin two for martin would you like another recount | Edna Krabappel-Flanders |
no | Bart Simpson |
well i just want to make sure one for martin two for martin | Edna Krabappel-Flanders |
this way mister president | Kid Reporter |
now boarding on track 5 the afternoon delight coming to shelbyville parkville and | Conductor |
mr bergstrom hey mr bergstrom | Lisa Simpson |
hey lisa | BERGSTROM |
hey lisa indeed | Lisa Simpson |
what what is it | BERGSTROM |
oh i mean were you just going to leave just like that | Lisa Simpson |
ah im sorry lisa you know its the life of the substitute teacher hes a fraud today he might be wearing gym shorts tomorrow hes speaking french or or or pretending to know how to run a band saw or god knows what | BERGSTROM |
you cant go youre the best teacher ill ever have | Lisa Simpson |
ah thats not true other teachers will come along who | BERGSTROM |
oh please | Lisa Simpson |
no i cant lie to you i am the best but you know they need me over in the projects of capital city | BERGSTROM |
but i need you too | Lisa Simpson |
thats the problem with being middle class anybody who really cares will abandon you for those who need it more | BERGSTROM |
i i understand mr bergstrom im going to miss you | Lisa Simpson |
ill tell you what | BERGSTROM |
whenever you feel like youre alone and theres nobody you can rely on this is all you need to know | BERGSTROM |
thank you mr bergstrom | Lisa Simpson |
all aboard | Conductor |
so i guess this is it it you dont mind ill just run alongside the train as it speeds you from my life | Lisa Simpson |
goodbye lisa honey itll be okay just read the note | BERGSTROM |
never thrown a party what about that big bash we had with all the champagne and musicians and holy men and everything | Homer Simpson |
bart didnt get one vote oh this is the worst thing that ever happened to us alright allright spilled milk spilled milk spilled milk what are you so mopey about | Homer Simpson |
nothing | Lisa Simpson |
lisa tell your father | Marge Simpson |
mr bergstrom left today | Lisa Simpson |
oh | Homer Simpson |
hes gone forever | Lisa Simpson |
and | Homer Simpson |
i didnt think youd understand | Lisa Simpson |
hey just because i dont care doesnt mean i dont understand | Homer Simpson |
im glad im not crying because i would hate for you to think that what im about to say is based on emotion but you sir are a baboon | Lisa Simpson |
me | Homer Simpson |
yes you baboon baboon baboon baboon | Lisa Simpson |
i dont think you realize what youre saying | Homer Simpson |
baboon | Lisa Simpson |
whoa somebody was bound to say it one day i just cant believe it was her | Bart Simpson |
did you hear that marge she called me a baboon the stupidest ugliest smelliest ape of them all | Homer Simpson |
homer you are not allowed to have hurt feelings right now theres a little girl upstairs who needs you her confidence in her father is shaken and no little girl can be happy unless she has faith in her daddy | Marge Simpson |
go away | Homer Simpson |
lisa dont hold anything back you can tell me are you crying because you called daddy a baboon | Homer Simpson |
no | Lisa Simpson |
nuts | Homer Simpson |
this isnt going well at all | Homer Simpson |
look if you just want me to forgive you -- | Lisa Simpson |
no no no i just wish i knew what to say | Homer Simpson |
although maybe this will help now you lost someone special and it hurts im lucky because i never lost anyone special to me everyone special to me is under this roof | Homer Simpson |
that was our wedding | Marge Simpson |
oh | Homer Simpson |
children its time for you to go to bed | Marge Simpson |
its true now youll have lots of special people in your life lisa theres probably some place where they all get together and the food is real good and guys like me are serving drinks oh well maybe i cant explain all this but i can fix your doll house for you at least im good at monkey work you know monkey you know what ... | Homer Simpson |
yeah | Lisa Simpson |
i can hold these nails in place with my tail | Homer Simpson |
youre so silly | Lisa Simpson |
gimme a banana | Homer Simpson |
i dont have any banana | Lisa Simpson |
come on youre holding out on me | Homer Simpson |
im sorry i called you a baboon dad | Lisa Simpson |
think nothing of it | Homer Simpson |
hey whats the matter son | Homer Simpson |
ah dad if just me milhouse and lewis had voted | Bart Simpson |
hey son would you have gotten any money for being class president | Homer Simpson |
no | Bart Simpson |
would you have to do extra work | Homer Simpson |
yeah | Bart Simpson |
and is this martin guy going to get to do anything neat like throw out the first ball at the world series huh | Homer Simpson |
well no | Bart Simpson |
so let the baby have his bottle huh thats my motto | Homer Simpson |
hey thanks monkey-man | Bart Simpson |
holy-moly talk about parenting | Homer Simpson |
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