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He nearly drown in his own tea pee. | Did you hear about the Native American man that drank 200 cups of tea? | 1 |
Mycheexarphlexin | What's the best anti diarrheal prescription? | 2 |
Matt | What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs? | 3 |
Jean-Luc Pickacard | Which Star Trek character is a member of the magic circle? | 4 |
A bullet doesn't miss Harambe | What's the difference between a bullet and a human? | 5 |
He was having a mid-life crisis | Why was the Ethiopian baby crying? | 6 |
One shucks between fits... | What's the difference between a corn husker with epilepsy and a hooker with dysentery? | 7 |
Kevin Durant or Bernie Sanders? | Who is 2016's biggest sellout? | 8 |
Because the shark burped. | Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea? | 9 |
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge! | What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor? | 10 |
Because the sentences usually end with periods. | Why are there so many blood cells in female prisons? | 11 |
Dimitree | What do you call a russian tree? | 12 |
Egg zactly! | How do you call it when an egg is on point? | 13 |
A retail store. | Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one? | 14 |
One shucks between fits | What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with diarrhea? | 15 |
He pulled a muscle | Did you hear about the oyster who went to the ball? | 16 |
They eat whatever bugs them. | Why are frogs so happy? | 17 |
Press the red button. | How do you turn an Indian woman on? | 18 |
I'd better not. You might get carried away. | Shall I tell you the joke about the kidnappers? | 19 |
Well then, you're a gay fish. | Do you like fish sticks? | 20 |
Let's just be cousins. | What did the 2 rednecks say after breaking up? | 21 |
The Pizza doesn't scream when I put it in the oven. | What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? | 22 |
Q: Why does Santa have three gardens? A: So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe." | Why does Santa have three gardens? | 23 |
Because he drank his coffee before it was cool. | Why did the hipster burn his tongue? | 24 |
They were yelling "Bach Bach Bach Bach" | Why did Mozart kill his chickens? | 25 |
A sunken chest with no booty. | What is a pirate's worst nightmare? | 26 |
Because attachments are forbidden. | Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi? | 27 |
I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world. | What will happen if you went inside a black hole? | 28 |
The Rooster | Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg? | 29 |
They're both ready to eat you | What's common between a good boyfriend and a lion? | 30 |
I don't know. That's just the way it's spelled. | Who put semen in the basement? | 31 |
Slow down and apply lube | What do you do when your wife starts smoking? | 32 |
Never mind. you won't get it, and I won't care | Want to hear a joke about UDP? | 33 |
Person 2:They're doctors, what do your parents do? 1: They beat me with pool sticks. 2: Oh, they must be really good at billiards. | [OC] Person 1: What do your parents do? | 34 |
Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire. | What species are the best rappers? | 35 |
Leave my presents | What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys? | 36 |
Three wars | What is statistically three times worse than a war? | 37 |
A receding line. | What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward? | 38 |
It isn't going cheep. | I've got a dead budgie for sale, anyone interested? | 39 |
Black Lives Matter Edit1: No Im not targeting black people, or people with actual Down syndrome, just that group | What is the politically correct name for "African Americans with Down Syndrome" group? | 40 |
Because he was outstanding in his field | Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? | 41 |
5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder. | How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? | 42 |
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green. | What is a NYC nanosecond? | 43 |
The Cis-Teen Chapel | Where do Tumblr users go to pray? | 44 |
A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard. | Q: What did the left leg say to the right leg? | 45 |
Your Guns N' Toeses I'll see myself out. | What's below your sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees? | 46 |
A: Sexually B: Sexually C: Sexually | How do Humans Reproduce? | 47 |
Nun chucks. | How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned? | 48 |
He uses the finest ingredients. | Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? | 49 |
The Orange has thick skin and people actually like it. | What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange? | 50 |
He heard it was a great line of work. | Why did the man apply for the job at the Model T factory? | 51 |
Its hard | How is life as a virgin? | 52 |
She's a transparent. | Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids? | 53 |
Goes to a retail store to find another one. | What does a dog do when it loses it's tail? | 54 |
They have to give the donkey a break. | Why don't Mexicans take drivers Ed and sex Ed on the same day? | 55 |
Sure, we've sold it to royalty Princesses? Mate, it prints ALL the letters! | Is this InkJet any good? | 56 |
It had connections. | Why was the Router released early from prison? | 57 |
Huge Jackman | Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men? | 58 |
No hard feelings. | What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection? | 59 |
They're making headlines everywhere. | Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? | 60 |
Well, it's hard to even count, I will just give you a range of about how many. The range is <1. | Guess how many girlfriends I have right now? | 61 |
Christopher Walken | What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? | 62 |
If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt. | What does a pencil have in common with marijuana? | 63 |
They always take things literally. | Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? | 64 |
Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't. | What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian? | 65 |
Eggs actually get laid. | What's the difference between OP and eggs? | 66 |
An Aflacco | What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback? | 67 |
Too Mennonite | Do you know why the Amish girl was excommunicated? | 68 |
Nothing | What's the difference between someone unemployed and a gender-expert? | 69 |
No Beef Stew at all | What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew? | 70 |
Thanks for the gold! | What do pirates say when they find buried treasure? | 71 |
They both said they were just going to the store | What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common? | 72 |
Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's? | What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran? | 73 |
They don't. They just beat the room for being black. | How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? | 74 |
A wet nose | What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? | 75 |
Slippers | What do you call two bananas? | 76 |
I don't even like pegging. | why do nice girls always go for the assholes? | 77 |
Where's my tractor? | What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? | 78 |
Redditors can’t take a joke. | What’s the difference between a joke and two dicks? | 79 |
Finding a place to put the wheelchairs. | What's the worst part about eating vegetables? | 80 |
Fart | What should you do when people talk behind your back? | 81 |
Kia Kia Kia | What's Desiigner's favorite car? | 82 |
Deer Nuts. Beer Nuts are $1.49, while Deer nuts are under a Buck! | What's cheaper, Beer Nuts or Deer Nuts? | 83 |
The swallow. | If the bird of peace if the dove, what's the bird of love? | 84 |
A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter. | What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? | 85 |
But Kuwait, there's more! | What do they say in every infomercial in Kuwait? | 86 |
Tony | What do you call a man with no shin ? | 87 |
He got AIIIIIDS. | Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around? | 88 |
Give him a tampon and ask what period its from. | How to you embarrasses an archaeologist? | 89 |
The airline didn't allow carrion luggage. | Why'd the vulture check his bag? | 90 |
They don't like getting sand in their crack. | Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach? | 91 |
I hear it's the prequel to Maroon 5. | Is anyone seeing Rouge 1 this week? | 92 |
The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green. | What's the difference between a high and drunk driver? | 93 |
Troll husband : It kinda is, ill adjust the AC. | Wife:Isn't hot in here hun? | 94 |
Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave. | Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? | 95 |
Makkah-roni and cheese! | What did Mohammad eat while in the Holy Land? | 96 |
G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape. | Boy to Girl- Hi Sweetheart, How is your day going? | 97 |
Their ankles | What were the last things going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers? | 98 |
Because it has a little Seoul in it. | Why do black people like Korean food? | 99 |
Boba Fat | What do you call an overweight bounty hunter? | 100 |
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