th and loth ihev take on the Stanford hoopsters in the home pavilion. and by the way, the }*th and loth of February means one week from next Friday and Saturday nights. It is a mighty rough course of sledding that Turner and his men are tin dertaking these next two weeks, and they fully realize that fac t. With the experience gained by the series with California, however, and a few more precious days of practice, the Trojan mentor is of the opinion that his men will at least give a good account of themselves on thet rip. BONE MAY PLAY Charley Bone, sensational running guard, will take the trip north with the squad and will probably be in shape to get into some of the games. Charley has been out since the start of the sea son with a broken bone in his ankle His return to the fold will be a >;reat addition to the Trojan line up POWER TALKS A uew record in radio lecturers has been set by a U. S C. professor. After a series of four lectures ou "The Woman in Business," by Ralph Power, PHIL FARMAN IN NORTH Philip Faruian, graduate of the College of Law and editor of last year's Stare Decisis, has recently been appointed assistant legislative counsel for the State Legislature at Sacra-0 bac "Asbestos" Lindley Sits on Phi A. Fire A fire that threatened to destroy the Phi Alpha house and burn up many valuable notes just before examination was extinguished Sunday afternoon at four ocloek. Fire was discovered on the roof of the fraternity house, which is located at 000 West Twenty-eighth street, by Harry Silke. While a bucket brigade was being formed, the cook called up the fire department, but the firemen were too busy to answer the phone, duo to the finals ln the pinochle tournament which was taking place at that time. When it wTaB learned that the fire department could not be reached, the active men present decided to send a pledge up on the roof to surround the blaze until the pinochle game of the j "Come Out of the Kitchen." firemen was over. Pledge Newerf was j sent up on the roof, but he kept skid-0 BEGIN NEXT ding backwards; so Lowell Lindley j WEDNESDAY, REPORT took the matter into his own hands 0 - and scaled the roof like a second-story Final examinations begin Wednes-man. day, January 00, and end Tuesday, After sitting on the bla/e for sev- February 0, according to Mis* Mary eral minutes, Lowell soon discouraged | Bowen. Examinations will be held in Mie fire and it went out in disgust, the room* in which the classes recite. Damages sustained were a hole tn Examinations for all Saturday and late Lowell's trousers, a drenched bath- afternoon classe* will be held at the COMMITTEE TO PICK JUNIOR PLAY SOON Taking first steps toward the selection of the play to be presented by the Junior class this year, a play committee has been appointed. Members of the c ommittee are: Harry Kennedy, chairman; Helen Rogers, Marquis Busby, O. Henry King, S. D. Seamans and George Kerslake. Though the play has not been selected. it has been decided to give two presentations of the produc tion. Heretofore Junior classes never ventured to give more than one presentation. The committee is having great difficulty in making a final selection of the play to be produced Works of lead ing dramatists have been under consideration, and among sixty or seventy discussed are "The Boomerang," "The Truth." "The Thirteenth Chair" and robe of Harry Silke, who attempted regular recitation time. to throw water through the hole that I Classes for the second semester be- had been burned in the roof without gjn Monday, February 00. considering that the water might come-- down through the same hole, a VOLUNTEER PICTURE sufficient Interest was aroused by radio mento. The position calls for legal! pair of bedroom slippers of U. (Jnom*. j The Home Volunteers will have fans to warraut the continuation of wording of the various bills which are' Al. who helped hold Lowell on the roof, their picture taken for the El Rodeo About forty people tour more. The eighth talk will be presented by the Senators and Assem-0 and Pledge Newerf's dignity. Also, today, immediately after chapel, given tomorrow at 0:00 P. M. blymen. several dozen shingles were destroyed, front of the Old College. Finals Fail To Faze Fearless Foolish Willie Dear Folks: Well ma. this is to be one weeping and wailing letter. Over to the Ippv Kak where I spend my time making stump speeches at meals and washing windows, they has a tub what is used for to wash out your clothes when you wanta. As it was. I was broke this week and so I decides to wash my own duds. I piles all my clothes into the tub and then empties a whole box of soap flakes in on them I was gona have lots of suds. But no suds came up and so I washed and washed and the clothes didn't get soapy and the soap didn't melt. I grabs up the box to see what kinda soap suds I has put in my clothes when I sees it was a box of this here snow what was used for the Ippy Kak Xmas tree. And now all my clothes is full of this junk. I look like a man to a masquerade ball when 0 change shirts, I can see to comb my hair In my soft collars, every night when I go to bed with my snow covered nightie. I scratch myself to sleep, and I can't change sox cause the stuff tickles the bottom of my feet, and I nearly die laughing. • PARTY OF FIRST PART" The Ippy Kaks is sure a wise bunch We sees all the other benefits what is going on to school by the sororities what sell candy and we is gona hold a benefit for the blind. We sure do need blinds at the house for the windows. ma I gotta buy me some new sox since mine are fuller snow. The ones I got on now has been wore so long what I can toss them up to the celling and they stay put. I am getting real artistic with them. A girl ask^d me the other day why I parted my hair in the middle and just then a nother one spoke up and said "Every block must have an allev." Sorta personal, eh ma? We had a pianist*0!- to s< hool last week what was a fake He give his I •( INTINI'KI * ON IMCJE III  On the Lookout rhe Souths Vol. XIV Semi-Annual Exam*. Committee Working Stud* nt Spirit Catching Beating the Bears A Joy to All PREPARATION FOR EX AMINA TIONS is the on*0 absorbine pasiime of the dav Studenis in all classes are prone to pin off till th*0 last minute ;he studying and reviewing necessary for a high grade, and, therefore, the last days oi the sempstw ar*0 ahvavs passed in concentrated study Because of the fact that the staff of the "Trcjan" are human, like the rest of the students, the "Trojan" will not appear agam till next semester. Most of those who report for this paper spend from two to four hours per day gathering end writing news. | Northern invaders on Friday night by a 00-00 count They tave done that all during the jn breaking even with the Vet-*~ semester and row takmg a terTi jeran aggregation of Bear tossers porary vacation so that the.r profes-^ ^ three weeks q{ ! actual training and practice Tur-j ner 's varsity accomplished a most remarkable feat. Unbiased ex- ma kJAN Los Angeles, California, Tuesday, January 00, 0000 No. 00 Trojans Break Even With "EL RODEO" Mischa Elman In Recital Bears In Court Battles IS ON SALE At U.S.C. On Next Monday AGAIN TODAY By BILL RICE Staging a spectacular come-back, Les Turner's Trojan varsity gave a great example of basketball at its best Saturday night, defeating California's Golden Bears 00 to 00, after losing the first game to THOSE WORKING ON THE >f th*-ramp ospec 00 aim lisr, perts said it couldn't be done, but toI the Trojan mentor and his men re-lUI0- fused to accept the impossible and I turned the trick BAD CRACK? NO-JUST A BIT OF FUN Mai n Silke, chairman; Evelyn Grif-fin. vi(■*• j>T"-sid*-n: : Helen Tobie. secretary. and Guy " lair**, treasurer, at#* ■working hard to eei their official duties well under way. Muriel Arkley, feaiure chairman. bas devised a num-ber of start bus schemes to attract tbe attention of the Trojan students, while Albert Tachet will from henceforth take charge of the publicity in the • Trojan." Prominent Fraternities and Sororities Due for Little Razzing in Ftxravaganza REHEARSING SECOND ACT STAGE FRIGHT Friday s "rame was the seasonal debut of Turner's quintet in tin ranks of last collegiate company and tlie Cardinal and (Sold bas-0 keteers seemed unable to find Glee Club Will Chirp; Campus them* elves. They simply couldu't Notables Take Part in Bis hit tlie basket, while the Hears Student Production couldn't miss it. That tells tlie  - -" whole sad tale. In jreneral field! "How m:,n-v P^^ees has Sigma Phi H00PSTERS TAKE TRIP THIS WEEK work, snappy, precise passing and on ibe defensive tbe Trojans were the equals if not the superiors of tbe tions and causes them to take notice j Northern quintet, but on basket shoot-of what the campaign is all about." inR were away off form ( onse stated C. W. Clymer. executive secre- | (*UPnt,>' thp Bears walked Into an early -STUDENT SPIRIT PERMEATES into the downtown business orgamza- tary of the campaign. "If we can get a 000 per cent showing of student support, we will have no difficulty in arousing the interest and support of the business men." I)r. von KieinSmid agrees with the secretary, and adds thai the .-pirit on the campus has been altogether voluntary and spontaneous. He believes that it Vill continue to be so enthusiastic- that every student will give all he can tor his alma mater, which means that he will sacrifice quite a few things in order to build up the inline df this universitv. lead which ihey maintained creased up to the end. FIGHTING SPIRIT The fighting spirit shown by the Trojan squad was of the kind that will never own defeat, however, and in the closing minutes of play the Northern men were distinctly at a loss to know just whether they were coming or going. If sheer fight could win a basketball game. California's highly • CONTINUED ON PAOE 0) BEATING THE BEARS in any i game just naturally thrills the Trojan student. When the basketball squad! staged a comeback Saturday evening > and copped the tilt with a 00 to 00 J victory, every Trojan student went; wilo with joy. Poor Man Can Make Love Is Co-ed's Edict got now, Rob?" "How do 0 know? I haven't been around to iheir house for almost an hour." A nasiy crack? Oh. no. noi half a? nasty as most of the prominent fra and in- j ternities and sororities get in "Campus ! Frolics.'* from which the above lines ; ate taken. The author of the book has taken his life in his hands in the way he has razzed many of 0'. S. C.'s most prominent eds and co-eds. his only refuge being that while the laugh is on one person at one moment, the next person has a chance to laush at another and forget his razzing. "Campus Frolics." the great musical extravaganza, has reached the second act in its rehearsals. All students have been barred from rehearsals, as it is feared that there was a movement on foot on the part of those who get the most publicity in its snappy lines to try to stop the show. GLEE CLUB TO CHIRP Among the prominent students taking part in the show are Harry Silke, Harold Taft, Bu.ster Dupuy, Howard Coy, Ray Cowley. Adah KieinSmid, Caroline Cutler. Kuth Canary, May-belle Byram, Kuth Seaver, Henry McCann, and Jean Morton. The Glee U. S. C. reveals the great secret that The previous evening the Cal. men j a poor man can now make love. This walloped the local lads by a count of secret was revealed in the Monday's 00 to 00. Les Turner's men, however, j Examiner when a two-column cut did better floor work, but couldn't find ! beating the picture of Maxine Swan the range of the basket. The follow-J son showed her holding enough food * appear in lull force, making mg evening, however, the northern in her hands on which to live a week. tl,eir initial appearance on the stage men had the same kind of luck, only Some of the foods that she was hold- as c^lorus men. 0° addition, the girls' throwing four field goals, and making ing consisted of raisins, lettuce, a barjclloIUS is oon,lK>sed of many of the nine points from fouls. of sweet chocolate, and a few dates.; fairest and best knoWn on the Les Turner and his lads deserve j it was learned that for ninety cents a c,imI*us. much praise for their work. Before ; person would he able to carry home a Tickets for the performance on Feb-the season ends, the Trojan varsity small bag full of eats that would be ruar>' 00 are now on sale at the box will be unbeatable. Let's work for the j enough to keep a girl for one whole '.office. Seats are going rapidly, and championship and the I week. Nine tv cents for seven davs * students are urged to purchase tickets conference right to represent the West in the eastern tilts next spring. WOMAN'S CLUB HAS ENJOYABLE MEETING Mrs. Rufus B. von KieinSmid, president of the Women's Club of l\ S. C.. presided over the Scholarship Luncheon given last Wednesday afternoon in the University l'arlors. Among the prominent guests present were Mrs. Borden 0'. Bowne. late wife of the noted author and Prof. of Philosophy of Boston Fniversity; Mrs. Bishop Bashford, Mrs. Sloan Orcutt. Mrs. W. A. Moses, and Hr. Anderson Speakers for the occasion were Mrs. Johnson, chairman of the Scholarship Committee of Fbeli Club, and Prof. J. Montgomery. Prof Montgomery gave an interesting outline of how the college students work their way-through school. Thc afternoon program proved very delightful ami successful, according to various reports. Mrs Zenolua Keller, soprauo, sang a solo. Miss Evelina Dowling, who is vice-president of the I.. A. center of the Drama League ol America, gave a history of the drama and brought out its relations to life and its effect on Society of today. Miss Gladys Wadsworth gave a vivid rendering of ‘ Peg o' My Heart " Mrs. von KieinSmid announced that on Feb the 0th in the Bovard Auditorium. Mischa Elmau would entertain ITALIANS TO HOLD ANNIVERSARY DINNER Circolo Italiano will give a cabaret dinner Tuesday evening. February 0, to celebrate its tirst anniversary. All the members who want to atteud the dinner should see either th*' president. Phillip Pizza, or the secretary. Miss Nelson, before Thursday. would mean that the expense for a day 000 themselves and family imme-would be nearly IS cents. Not so bad,! ^lately. taking into account the high cost of According to Frank Hadloek, man-living. ager of "Campus Frolics," a second Another fair co-ed. in an interview, l,eitoimance will be given if the desaid that she did not hesitate to let the i man^ *s Pr^at enough. world know that she did not anticipate j -____ roval midnight dinners when she was j. rn.r* i OFFICERS ELECTED lettuce. ‘ The days are past when the DV f''!? AF\C AT I IIMf'lJ young educated women desire the D0 xJlYnil/iJ n 0 LiUl iV/ll feasts of Babylon when they are taken _ out for a good time. Give me the com- Over forty graduate students gath-pany of a manly man and a few can-. ered in the University cafeteria, and died dates and I will be satisfied, not only Indulged in their semi-monthly shouted she in a voice that expressed delight. Men, when you go out with a beautiful U. S. C. co-ed. just put a handful of raisins and a few dates into your pockets. This will serve as the feed for the evening All of the girls are 0 expecting to declare a raisin week This will sound like music to the ears of the male sex. Y. M. C. A. GROUP AT SANTA PAULA Taking as their general theme. "Christianity, a Challenge to Young People." a delegation of the Y. M. C. A. went to Santa Paula Friday and remained until Sunday. While there they took charge of the religious work in that community. The group consisted of Roy Mason. Floyd Reeves. Paul Churchill. Tom Harrison. K Me-Cullis, Vernon Grant and Glen Grant. "Y" AT VESPERS Y. W. C. A. asststed the "Y" men in holding Vesper Tea Sunday afternoon. Music formed a large part of the entertainment were present. ‘‘comradeship luncheon." but also elected the following officers for the coming semester: Mr. Clark president, Miss Hagen vice-pr°sident. Miss Flynn secretary, and Mr. Sherwin treasurer. Another special feature of the luncheon was a unique talk by Miss MacDermot. a graduate of Oxford university, England. According to Mr. Lacy, the retiring president of the graduate association the nucleus of what is destined to be one of the most important organiza tions has been formed. Mr. Lacy fur theriuore thinks that the University of Southern California is the logical place to build a super-graduate organization of western educational institutions j that will compare favorably with like associations in Harvard. Columbia and | other large eastern universities. Liberal Arts Has Not Supported Year Book Well, Says Manager SHOOTING LAW PICTURES Full Dress Pictures Being I aken Now at Studio on Hill Street El Rodeo '00 is on sale again today, to give the few remaining students who have not received copies one more chance to get one of the 000 page annuals. The book will be delivered in May, and sales must be brought to a sudden close in order not to delay publication. "Three hundred ami twenty-five books are sold to the Law College, 000 to the Dental College, and less than 000 books have been sold at Lib eral Arts and the other combined colleges. This is a particularly poor showing on the Liberal Arts campus, and Editor Metcalfe and 0 are disappointed t othink the hook is not more popular." said Manager Eddy before opening the sale. "Over Son books were sold last year, and it is not clear why students have not subscribed for the annual, particularly when the book is going to be bigger and better than ever before." PRICE IS CHEAP The price of $0.00 is 'way below the pric e charged at other universities for the annual. Three dollars is required as a payment down, and the balance of $ 0.00 due is to be paid on the delivery of the book. Pictures are being taken at the Law College this week for El Rodeo, announces Ted Hauser, law manager. A prompt response hy both faculty anil students is urged. Some proofs from the Liberal Arts students have not been returned to Witzel Studio as yet. These must be returned before further work on the book can be done. SKULL AND DAGGER Skull ami Dagger men should visit the studio this week and he snapped in full-dee, says President Al Wesson. Any other students who have not had their pictures taken should visit the studio this week without fail. The charge is one dollar. The studio is located on Hill street, between Eighth and Ninth. HUMOROUS STUDES ARE TO MEET MITH THE WAMPUS STAFF More Member* Needed to Contribute Jokes and Cartoons, Is Editor's Prayer All members of the "Wampus" staff and those who wish to become contributors are asked to meet in the Trojan office at one o'clock today. Cartoonists, joke Writers, poets, feature storv-ists and highbrow illustrators are all included in this call. Al Wesson, editor of the "Wampus," very anxious to have all students Interested in humorous magazine work report at the meeting. '‘We want to make ‘Wampus' every bit as good as the best comic in the country. Our business management under Ed Steinberg is putting 'Wamp' on his feet financially and we want to put him across editorially and artistically." According to the editor, the present staff is not half large enough to do the work that he has cut out for "Wamp" to do. "Although we have nearly doubled the amount of material in the magazine this year," he said. "0 am far from satisfied with the book. 0 believe that there are enough humorists in this university to make ‘Wamp' known throughout the collegiate world for his ongnality and wit." The "Wampus" has been already recognized as a humorous vehicle. "Life," "Judge," and several screen weeklies have reprinted many of its jokes. Mischa Elman, the celebrated Russian violinist, will appear at the Bovard Auditorium next Monday evening, February 0, under the auspices of the University Women's Club. Elman will be the second , Les Turner's Warriors Leave on artist of the University Women's Club's Concert Series, which was Northern Pilgrimage Thus-inaugurated with the appearance of Calve about a month ago. day Afternoon Elman has already appeared at the Philharmonic Auditorium -- and critics have been unanimous in declaring the Mischa Elman today BONE TO MAKE THE TRIP is as great an artist as he ever^~ has been. Elman comes from a two years' tour of Asia and Europe. His reception in Japan is said to have been almost as noteworthy and impressive as those bestowed upon leading statesmen or popular warriors. The press acclaimed him Thirty Trojan Boxers Are Prepar- SLUGGERS MAUL EACH OTHER IN REAL MAT FORM noi only as a master musician, but as a special envoy from ihe realm oi' art in the Occident to establish more firmly the bonds of amity and co-operation wilh the Orient. Fast year Elman toured Europe, when* he had not played for a number of years, with a series of orchestral concerts and recitals in England. France, Belgium. Germany and Scandinavia. Elman reaffirmed the earlier judgment of European critics that he now ranks among the greatest violinists of all times. On account of ihe local popularity of the Russian violinist, it is expected that there will be a heavy outside demand for seats at the concert. Students who desire to hear Elman are urged by Mrs. R. B. von KieinSmid, chairman of the Women's Club, to make reservations a's early as possible. Prices for ticket $0.0o and $0.00. ing for Coming Elimination Fight Contests BISHOP CANTWELL TO SPEAK TUESDAY Bishop John J. Cantwell of the Cath olic Diocese of Los Angeles and Mont erey, will be the speaker at chapel I today. His subject will be "Christian { Ideals in University Life." In addition to being a leader in ec-0 clesiastical matters. Bishop Cantwell : has distinguished himself in education al work. Bishop Cantwell is a director i of the Extension Division of the University of California. Of interest to the members of the U. S. C. Newman Club, now being organized. is the fact that the bishop was the founder of the club at the State University. According to Dr. Flewelling, /-hair-man of the chapel committee, the address by Bishop Cantwell has been arranged as a particular favor to Catholic students at U. S. C. and is in keeping with the chapel policy of inviting speakers representative of all denominations. Bishop Cantwell is the first non-Protestant chapel speaker to be heard at U. S. C. BY JOHNNY FOX Day hy day in every way. they're getting boxier and hoxier. If one would spend a little time around the gymnasium watching the Trojan pugs in action the above sentiment would meet with approval. Coach Bob Howard of Central High, and a former stu dent of Geo. Blake, states that by the time that the first fights come around I . S C. will have on the floor the best team of collegiate boxers in the West. Over thirty young Trojan aspirants are training faithfully for the coming elimination contest. Each battler is confident that he is the right and best man to uphold the honors of U. S. C. With three or four men claiming the same right the elimination contests will be Sl.oo, OUght jG be a miniature Verdun. Candi-! dates for cootie-weight, feather weight, have been slow in reporting for practice. Coach Howard is very anxious for men in this class and for men in the welter-weight and heavy-weight class to report to the gymnasium to start preliminary training. For any one who has great fistic ambitions, and j who wants to fight for the glory of | lT. S. C .. thc^ golden opportunity has I arrived. Eddie Mattis, assistant boxing coach, will defend the laurels of the 000 pound class. Harold Galloway, th** game fighter of last year has finally decided I not to go out for the mitt game this year. Owing to the absence of Gallo-! way the burden of fights will rest on 0 the capable shoulders of Mattis. The ! loss of Galloway will be heavily felt hy the team. Another loss will be felt in the 000 pound class. Ervin Gillette who last year defeated the best man that the north could produce, suffered a broken arm this semester and is forced to remain out of the game for at least this season. Several good boys are expected to fill Gillette's shoes. In Marlow and Fox it is the expectation (CONTINCEt) i >N PAOE Hi I rojan Squads Will Play I wo-Game Series W ith Cards and Bears Trojan basketball stand inn in Pacific Coast conference circles will largely be determined by the results of the Northern invasion, which L*-s Turner leads his men on this week Thursday afternoon the Trojan mentor will embark with his warriors on a pilgram-age to the lair of the Stanford ('ordinal. where they will attempt to give the Cards a lesson in the art of winning I asketbull tames on the 0nd and 0rd. After the two-game series with Stanford the Trojans will journey on To Berkeley, where.they will tangle with the California Bears, return for the entertainment offered the North ernth and loth ihev take on the Stanford hoopsters in the home pavilion. and by the way, the }*th and loth of February means one week from next Friday and Saturday nights. It is a mighty rough course of sledding that Turner and his men are tin dertaking these next two weeks, and they fully realize that fac t. With the experience gained by the series with California, however, and a few more precious days of practice, the Trojan mentor is of the opinion that his men will at least give a good account of themselves on thet rip. BONE MAY PLAY Charley Bone, sensational running guard, will take the trip north with the squad and will probably be in shape to get into some of the games. Charley has been out since the start of the sea son with a broken bone in his ankle His return to the fold will be a >;reat addition to the Trojan line up POWER TALKS A uew record in radio lecturers has been set by a U. S C. professor. After a series of four lectures ou "The Woman in Business," by Ralph Power, PHIL FARMAN IN NORTH Philip Faruian, graduate of the College of Law and editor of last year's Stare Decisis, has recently been appointed assistant legislative counsel for the State Legislature at Sacra-0 bac "Asbestos" Lindley Sits on Phi A. Fire A fire that threatened to destroy the Phi Alpha house and burn up many valuable notes just before examination was extinguished Sunday afternoon at four ocloek. Fire was discovered on the roof of the fraternity house, which is located at 000 West Twenty-eighth street, by Harry Silke. While a bucket brigade was being formed, the cook called up the fire department, but the firemen were too busy to answer the phone, duo to the finals ln the pinochle tournament which was taking place at that time. When it wTaB learned that the fire department could not be reached, the active men present decided to send a pledge up on the roof to surround the blaze until the pinochle game of the j "Come Out of the Kitchen." firemen was over. Pledge Newerf was j sent up on the roof, but he kept skid-0 BEGIN NEXT ding backwards; so Lowell Lindley j WEDNESDAY, REPORT took the matter into his own hands 0 - and scaled the roof like a second-story Final examinations begin Wednes-man. day, January 00, and end Tuesday, After sitting on the bla/e for sev- February 0, according to Mis* Mary eral minutes, Lowell soon discouraged | Bowen. Examinations will be held in Mie fire and it went out in disgust, the room* in which the classes recite. Damages sustained were a hole tn Examinations for all Saturday and late Lowell's trousers, a drenched bath- afternoon classe* will be held at the COMMITTEE TO PICK JUNIOR PLAY SOON Taking first steps toward the selection of the play to be presented by the Junior class this year, a play committee has been appointed. Members of the c ommittee are: Harry Kennedy, chairman; Helen Rogers, Marquis Busby, O. Henry King, S. D. Seamans and George Kerslake. Though the play has not been selected. it has been decided to give two presentations of the produc tion. Heretofore Junior classes never ventured to give more than one presentation. The committee is having great difficulty in making a final selection of the play to be produced Works of lead ing dramatists have been under consideration, and among sixty or seventy discussed are "The Boomerang," "The Truth." "The Thirteenth Chair" and robe of Harry Silke, who attempted regular recitation time. to throw water through the hole that I Classes for the second semester be- had been burned in the roof without gjn Monday, February 00. considering that the water might come-- down through the same hole, a VOLUNTEER PICTURE sufficient Interest was aroused by radio mento. The position calls for legal! pair of bedroom slippers of U. (Jnom*. j The Home Volunteers will have fans to warraut the continuation of wording of the various bills which are' Al. who helped hold Lowell on the roof, their picture taken for the El Rodeo About forty people tour more. The eighth talk will be presented by the Senators and Assem-0 and Pledge Newerf's dignity. Also, today, immediately after chapel, given tomorrow at 0:00 P. M. blymen. several dozen shingles were destroyed, front of the Old College. Finals Fail To Faze Fearless Foolish Willie Dear Folks: Well ma. this is to be one weeping and wailing letter. Over to the Ippv Kak where I spend my time making stump speeches at meals and washing windows, they has a tub what is used for to wash out your clothes when you wanta. As it was. I was broke this week and so I decides to wash my own duds. I piles all my clothes into the tub and then empties a whole box of soap flakes in on them I was gona have lots of suds. But no suds came up and so I washed and washed and the clothes didn't get soapy and the soap didn't melt. I grabs up the box to see what kinda soap suds I has put in my clothes when I sees it was a box of this here snow what was used for the Ippy Kak Xmas tree. And now all my clothes is full of this junk. I look like a man to a masquerade ball when 0 change shirts, I can see to comb my hair In my soft collars, every night when I go to bed with my snow covered nightie. I scratch myself to sleep, and I can't change sox cause the stuff tickles the bottom of my feet, and I nearly die laughing. • PARTY OF FIRST PART" The Ippy Kaks is sure a wise bunch We sees all the other benefits what is going on to school by the sororities what sell candy and we is gona hold a benefit for the blind. We sure do need blinds at the house for the windows. ma I gotta buy me some new sox since mine are fuller snow. The ones I got on now has been wore so long what I can toss them up to the celling and they stay put. I am getting real artistic with them. A girl ask^d me the other day why I parted my hair in the middle and just then a nother one spoke up and said "Every block must have an allev." Sorta personal, eh ma? We had a pianist*0!- to s< hool last week what was a fake He give his I •( INTINI'KI * ON IMCJE III