  wormshero wrote: You're telling me that this prince among men owns a car that needs refueling? Just like us mere mortals? Thank you so much, Gazette, for this fascinating insight into the world of this particular man. I would have expected a man of such importance to be flown in safely away from the proles. But wait, there's more in the paper? Are you going to tell us whether he favours bottle water over soft drinks? Or was he buying a cafinated beverage? HOW COULD YOU LEAVE THIS OFF THE WEB ARTICLE, I JUST NEED TO KNOW!  On another note a large number of people locally weren't able to vote in the Euro elections last week, despite checking their forms had gone through, because a second form was introduced yet not advertised anywhere online. To add to that Colchester council don't seem to think advertising this second form's necessity is important. Maybe you could report on that, y'know, if you're not too busy keeping us up to date with the lives of the rich and jobless?  I am more interested in knowing what side of his car was the filler cap on.  You're right. Please, Gazette, tell us what side the filler cap is on so I can drill a hole in the side of my car, if necessary, in the hope that if I fill my car on the same side I may too, one day, become a man of vast unearned wealth stopping on such great roads as the A00.  [quote][p][bold]Route00[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]wormshero[/bold] wrote: You're telling me that this prince among men owns a car that needs refueling? Just like us mere mortals? Thank you so much, Gazette, for this fascinating insight into the world of this particular man. I would have expected a man of such importance to be flown in safely away from the proles. But wait, there's more in the paper? Are you going to tell us whether he favours bottle water over soft drinks? Or was he buying a cafinated beverage? HOW COULD YOU LEAVE THIS OFF THE WEB ARTICLE, I JUST NEED TO KNOW! On another note a large number of people locally weren't able to vote in the Euro elections last week, despite checking their forms had gone through, because a second form was introduced yet not advertised anywhere online. To add to that Colchester council don't seem to think advertising this second form's necessity is important. Maybe you could report on that, y'know, if you're not too busy keeping us up to date with the lives of the rich and jobless?[/p][/quote]I am more interested in knowing what side of his car was the filler cap on.[/p][/quote]You're right. Please, Gazette, tell us what side the filler cap is on so I can drill a hole in the side of my car, if necessary, in the hope that if I fill my car on the same side I may too, one day, become a man of vast unearned wealth stopping on such great roads as the A00.wormshero  wormshero wrote: You're telling me that this prince among men owns a car that needs refueling? Just like us mere mortals? Thank you so much, Gazette, for this fascinating insight into the world of this particular man. I would have expected a man of such importance to be flown in safely away from the proles. But wait, there's more in the paper? Are you going to tell us whether he favours bottle water over soft drinks? Or was he buying a cafinated beverage? HOW COULD YOU LEAVE THIS OFF THE WEB ARTICLE, I JUST NEED TO KNOW!  On another note a large number of people locally weren't able to vote in the Euro elections last week, despite checking their forms had gone through, because a second form was introduced yet not advertised anywhere online. To add to that Colchester council don't seem to think advertising this second form's necessity is important. Maybe you could report on that, y'know, if you're not too busy keeping us up to date with the lives of the rich and jobless?  I am more interested in knowing what side of his car was the filler cap on.  You're right. Please, Gazette, tell us what side the filler cap is on so I can drill a hole in the side of my car, if necessary, in the hope that if I fill my car on the same side I may too, one day, become a man of vast unearned wealth stopping on such great roads as the A00.  I believe that the entrance to this garage and indeed the A00 in its vicinity, should be painted gold as a way to properly mark this esteemed visit.