Put on your panties and strap on a kilt, in no particular order. Bagpipes are encouraged.  How do you like your scotch? I prefer my single malts straight up, no ice or mixer. I prefer my Johnny Walker with ice cubes and soda water, in a 0 to 0 ratio. I prefer my Cutty straight from the bottle with a Coors Light chaser.  What is your brand?  