So, per Kirk Cameron's instructions, have you positioned your toy soldiers around the Nativity scene to represent King Herod's soldiers sent to kill the baby Jesus? No? Then per Foywonder's instructions, you should listen to the newest Dinner for Fiends.  The final Dinner for Fiends of 0000 is itself a Christmas miracle in that it is probably the least Uncle Creepy and I have butted heads during a podcast. It was almost disturbing how often we agreed for once.