"I dragged you out of hell." " I can throw you back in." " You should show me some respect." "[ SCREAMS]" "In the coming months, you will have more decisions to make." " SAM:" "Dean, what was it like?" " What, hell?" " I don't know." " I must have blacked it out." " I don't remember a damn thing." "[ VOICES SCREAM]" "This is Uriel, a specialist." " Specializing in what?" " Both of you, you need to leave this town immediately." " Why?" " Because we're about to destroy it." " The only reason you're still alive, Sam Winchester is because you've been useful." " The moment that ceases to be true, and I will turn you to dust." " Ask Dean what he remembers from hell." " Hello?" " Is anybody there?" " Um...." "Hello, Mrs. Armstrong." "[ SCREAMS]" "SAM:" "It just doesn't make any sense, Dean." " Why would Uriel tell me you remembered hell?" " Because he's a dick." " He's still an angel." " Who was ready to level an entire town." " I don't know wh" "Radical." " What else can I get you guys?" " I think we're good." " Yeah?" " Yeah." " Wanna try a couple of Fryer Bombs or a Chipotle Chili Chonga?" " No, no, we're still good." " Okay, awesome." "[ SIGHS]" "Sam, honestly, I have no idea why Uriel told you what he did, okay?" " Oh." " Right." " What?" " Okay, fine." " Then look me in the eye and tell me you don't remember a thing from your time down under." " I don't remember a thing from my time down under." " I don't remember." " Dean, I just wanna help." " You know everything I do." " That's all there is." " Outstanding." " Dessert time?" " Am I right?" " Dude" "Listen, bros, you have got to try our Ice Cream Extreme." " It's extreme." " No extremities, please." " Just the" "Check?" " All right, awesome." " Thanks." " All right, so where do we go from here?" " Not sure." " Looks like it's been pretty quiet lately." " No signs of demon activity, no omens or portents I can see." " That's good news for once." " Yeah." " Just the typical smattering of crank UFO sightings and one possible vengeful spirit." " Here, check this out." " Up in Concrete, Washington, eyewitness reports of a ghost that's been haunting the showers of a women's health facility." " The victim claims that the ghost threw her down a flight of stairs." " I can see you're very interested." " Women, showers...." "We gotta save these people." "[ BELL JINGLES]" "WOMAN:" "Oh, Wes, you're the best." " You know I love it here." " Yeah." " Oh, I wanna touch you." " I'm not surprised the spirit world chose to make contact with me." " I'm something of a natural sensitive." " I can sense that about you, Candace." " That whole sensitive thing." " So, what did you say you're calling your book?" " Oh." " Well, um, the working title is Supernatural." " I've been crossing the country gathering stories." " But anyways, you were telling me about your encounter." " Yes, well, once I saw the apparition..." "WOMAN:" "Ha-ha-ha." "... that's when I started to run." "[ COUPLE MOANING]" "And you said the ghost chased you?" " Not just that, it knew my name." " It kept yelling, "Mrs. Armstrong, Mrs. Armstrong!"" " And that's when I hit the stairs and fell." " You fell?" " The ghost didn't push you?" " Oh, I don't" " I don't know." " I mean, I think it did." " Maybe." " Did you feel like it meant to hurt you, like it was violent or--?" " It was a ghost." " I'm lucky to be alive." " Anyway, I was at the bottom of the stairs and that's when it got weird." "[ CHUCKLES]" "It helped me up." " Say again?" " Yeah, it helped me up." " And it kept saying over and over, "Please, don't tell my mom."" " Yeah, that's weird." " SAM:" "Well, you pick up anything?" " No EMF in the shower or anywhere else." " This house is clean." " Yeah, I'm not surprised." " I kind of got the feeling back there that crazy pushed Mrs. Armstrong down the stairs." " I gotta tell you, I'm disappointed." " Phew." " You wanted to save naked women." " Damn right, I wanted to save naked women." "[ CHUCKLES]" "Come on, guys, get him!" " BOY:" "I got him." " I got him." " Run, Forrest, run!" " Sorry, Dean, I don't think anything's going on here." " MAN:" "How was I supposed to get a look at it?" " It grabbed me from behind" "Something's going on." " I understand you got shook up, anyone would be." " But don't you think it--?" " Don't you think it had to be a bear?" " I know a damn bear track when I see one." " This thing didn't leave bear tracks." " Its feet were huge." " Now, Gus" "It was Bigfoot, Hal, the Bigfoot." " Gus, you're not talking sense here" "There's a Bigfoot out there, damn it, and he's a son of a bitch!" " Excuse us." " FBI." " What?" " Yes, sir." " We're here about the...." "That." " About Bigfoot?" " That's right." " Sir, can you tell me exactly where this happened?" " Yes, I can." " What the hell's going on in this town?" " First there's a ghost that's not real and now a Bigfoot sighting?" " Well, every hunter worth his salt knows Bigfoot's a hoax." " Yeah, maybe somebody's pumping LSD into the town water supply." " Okay, what do you suppose made that?" " That, uh, is a big foot." " Okay." " So what, Bigfoot breaks into a liquor store jonesing for some hooch?" " Amaretto and Irish cream." " He's a girl-drink drunk." " Hey, check this out." " He took the whole porno rack?" " Well, I'll say it again." " What the hell is going on in this town?" " I got nothing." " It's got to be a joke, right?" " Some big-ass mother in a gorilla suit?" " Or it's a Bigfoot." " You know, and he's some kind of a alcoholo-porno addict." " Kind of like a deep-woods Duchovny." " A little young for Busty Asian Beauties." " What is this, like a Harry and the Hendersons deal?" " SAM:" "Mm." "[ KNOCKING]" "Hello?" " SAM:" "Hello." " Um...." "Could we--?" " You know what, are your parents home?" " Nope." " No." " No." " Um...." "Have you seen a really, really furry--?" " Is he in trouble?" " No, no, no." " Not at all." " We just" "We wanted to make sure he was okay." " Exactly." " He's my teddy bear." "[ WHISPERS] I think he's sick." " Wow." " Uh...." "Amazing, because you know what?" " We are, uh, ahem" " Teddy bear doctors." " Really?" " Can you please take a look at him?" " Sure, yeah." " Sure." " Thanks." " He's in my bedroom." " He's pretty grumpy." " Teddy?" " There's some nice doctors here to see you." " WOMAN [OVER TV]: --a coalmine in southeast Ohio collapsed today..." "...killing two people" "Close the frigging door!" " See what I mean?" " All I ever wanted was a teddy which was big, real, and talked." " But now he's sad all the time" "Not "ouch" sad, but "ouch in the head" sad." " says weird stuff, and smells like the bus." " Um, little girl" "Audrey." " Audrey." " How exactly did your teddy become real?" " I wished for it." " You wished for it?" " At the wishing well." " MAN: --meanwhile, the painstaking search continues" "TEDDY:" "Look at this." " series of explosions leveled the shopping area" "TEDDY:" "You believe this crap?" " Not really." " It is a terrible world." " Why am I here?" " For tea parties." " TEDDY:" "Tea parties?" " Ah-ha." " Is that all there is?" "[ TEDDY SOBBING]" "A transatlantic flight from Dallas to Louisville, Kentucky made an unscheduled landing" "Audrey, give us a second, okay?" " Okay." " Okay." " Are we--?" " Should we--?" " Uh" "[WHISPERING] Are we gonna kill this teddy bear?" " How, huh?" " We shoot it, burn it?" " I don't know." " Both?" " How do we know that's gonna work?" " I don't want some giant, flaming, pissed-off teddy on our hands." " Yeah." " Besides, I get the feeling that the bear isn't really the, you know, core problem here." " Audrey, where are your parents?" " My mom wished they were in Bali, so I think they're in Bali." " Okay, well" "I'm really sorry to have to break this to you, but your bear is sick." " Yeah, he's got...." "Lollipop disease." " Lollipop disease." " It's not uncommon for a bear his size." " But see, it's really contagious." " Yeah, is there someone, maybe a grownup that you can stay with while we treat him?" " Mrs." "Hurley lives down the street." " Perfect." " Yeah, good." " We'd like you to stay there for a few days, okay?" " Okay." " Oh, and Audrey where is this wishing well?" " Think it works?" " You got a better explanation for teddy back there?" " There's one way to find out." " What are you gonna wish for?" " Shh." "[ COIN FALLS]" "You're not supposed to tell." "[ CHUCKLES]" "Somebody order a foot-long Italian with jalapeño?" " That'd be me." "[ COUPLE LAUGHING]" "I think it works, dude." " I was pretty specific." " The teddy bear, the sandwich...." "Hmm." " I'm guessing this." " I'm guessing that." " WOMAN:" "Ooh." " Ha-ha-ha." " Oh, that definitely goes on the list." " What are we supposed to do?" " Stop people's wishes from coming true?" " Sounds like a douchey thing to do." " Yeah, maybe." " But when has something like this ever come without a price tag?" " And usually a deadly one." " Oh." " I don't know it's a damn good sandwich." " All right, fine." " We'll put a hold on the wishing..." "...until we figure out what's what." " Gentlemen, I'm sorry." " We don't allow people to eat outside food here." " Well, I am certainly not gonna eat the inside food here." " Heh." "[ DEAN CLEARS THROAT]" "Health department." " You, my friend, have a rat infestation." " We have got to shut this place down under Emergency Hazard Code 56C." "Rats?" " It's a typical fountain, plaster Buddha." " Nothing I can see." " Yes, nothing." " We keep a clean place here." " Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave during the preliminary investigation." " Okay?" " Thank you." " Oh, come on, aren't you a little bit tempted?" " Heh-heh." " No, wouldn't be real." " Wouldn't trust it." " I don't know, that bear seemed real." " Yeah." " Come on, if you could wish yourself back, before it all started." " Think about it, you'd be some yuppie lawyer..." "...with a nice car, a white picket fence." " Not what I'd wish for." " Seriously?" " It's too late to go back to our old lives, Dean." " I mean, I'm not that guy anymore." "[ SIGHS]" "All right, well, what then?" " Hmm?" " What would Sammy wish for?" " Lilith's head on a plate." " Bloody." " Okay." " What is that?" " Some kind of old coin." " I don't recognize the markings." " DEAN:" "Ahh." " Damn." " Lift with your legs." " Gah!" " What, is that little mother welded on there?" "[ BELL JINGLES]" "Hey, what is this?" " You are gonna break my fountain." " Now, sir, I don't wanna slap you with a 44-slash-16, but I will." " All right, thanks." " Let me see that." " I got an idea." " Oh!" " DEAN:" "Damn." " Coin's magical." " Boy, I'd say." " I think it's Hoodoo that's protecting the well." " I don't think we can destroy this." " All right, here." " You gotta look into this." " Where are you going?" " Something just occurred to me." "[ BELL JINGLES]" "What?" " Don't worry, ma'am." " I'm with the Health department." " Ahem." " So you can turn it on and off?" " How'd you know I was--?" " You walked up to a wishing well, dropped a dime and wished to be invisible so you could spy on women in the shower." "[ STAMMERING] No." " No." " That's crazy." " Put on some pants." " And stay visible." " Ow." " O" " Okay." "[ BOYS PANTING]" "BOY 1:" "Hurry up." " BOY 2:" "Go." " You better run!" " You got a problem, mister?" " What?" " No." "[ STOMACH GROWLING]" "[GRUNTS]" "[GRUNTS]" "[DEAN VOMITING]" "Dean?" "[ DEAN COUGHS, WATER RUNS]" "You all right?" " DEAN:" "The wishes turn bad, Sam." " The wishes turn very bad." " Huh." " The sandwich, huh?" "[ TOILET FLUSHING]" "[EXHALES]" "The coin is Babylonian." " It's cursed." " I found some fragments of a legend, but" "[GAGS]" "Oh...." "I'm good." "[ DEAN COUGHS]" "The serpent is Tiamat which is the Babylonian god of primordial chaos." "[ COUGHS]" "I guess her priests were working some serious Black Magic." " They made the coin?" " Yeah, to sow the seeds of chaos." " Whoever tosses a coin in a wishing well, makes a wish, it turns on the well." " Then it starts granting wishes to all comers." " But the wishes get twisted." " You ask for a talking teddy" "You get a bipolar nut job." " And you get E. coli." " This thing has turned more than one town upside down." " It's even wiped a few off the map." " One person gets their wish, it's trouble." " But everybody gets their wish" "It's chaos." " Mm-hm." " Any way to stop it?" " One way." " We gotta find the first wisher." " Whoever dropped the coin in and made the wish they're the only ones who can pull it back out and reverse the wishes." " So for now, we've got, you know, a couple of nutso dreams come true but once the word gets out about the well things are just gonna get crazier." "[ TEDDY SOBBING]" "[GUNSHOT]" "[SCREAMS] Why?" "[ GASPING]" "SAM:" "Dean, wake up." " What?" " I'm up." " What?" " SAM:" "You sleep well?" " Tanned, rested, and ready." " Dean, come on, man." " You think I can't see it?" " See what?" " The nightmares, the drinking." " I'm with you 24/7." " I know something's going on." " Sam, please." " Uriel wasn't lying, but you are." " You remember hell, don't you?" " What do you want from me?" " What?" " The truth, Dean." " I mean, I'm your brother." " I just wish you'd talk to me." " Careful what you wish for." " Cute." " Come on, can we stow the couples therapy?" " We're on a job." " I wanna work." " What do you got?" " Please?" " We got teddy bear, lottery guy, invisible pervert guy." " They all must have wished sometime in the last two weeks." " But who wished first?" " And how are we supposed to know who else wished for what, when?" " Well, it helps when they announce it in the paper." " Goes back a month." "" Wesley Mondale and Ms. Hope Lynn Casey have announced their surprise engagement."" " Ah." " True love." " Best lead we got." "[ MUSIC PLAYING OVER TV]" "Wes, are you sleeping?" " Hmm?" " Oh, uh" " No." " No, no, I was just...." "I was just resting my eyes." " I thought you might want a snack." " Oh." " Oh." " Oh, Hope, you didn't have to do that." " I wanted to." " Well, no, I...." "I had to." " Because I love you more than anything, lover." " Yes." " Hope, sit down, okay?" " Yes, Wes." " Um...." "Hope, are you happy?" " I love you more than anything." " I know." " I know." "[ SIGHS]" "And I love you." " Very much." " That's why I want you to start doing things that make" "That made you happy before." " Yes, Wes, I'll try to be happier." " I'll start right away." " No, no, no." " That's not what I mean." " Oh, Wes, please." " Please don't be angry with me." " You know, I'd just die, I'd just die." " I'd die." " No, no, no." " I'm not angry." " I'm not angry." " Oh." " Then let me make it up to you, Wes." " Let me make it right." " Oh, no, I'm" " I'm" "[ZIPPER OPENS]" "[DOORBELL RINGS]" "I'll get it." "[ ZIPPER CLOSES]" "[DOOR OPENS]" "Wes, you didn't tell me that you called the florists for the wedding." " Huh?" " Oh." " You're the best." " Mm." " Wha--?" " Ah!" " I'm gonna go get my folders." " Okay." " Wesley, how's it going?" " It's Wes" "Ss" "Aren't you from the health department?" " SAM:" "Yeah." " And florists on the side." " Plus FBI." " And on Thursdays, we're teddy-bear doctors." " It doesn't matter who we are." " What matters is what we know." " So a coin collector, huh, Wes?" " Oh, yeah." " My grandfather gave them to me." " Did you lose one of those coins lately?" " And by "lose," I mean drop into a wishing well at Lucky Chin's and make a wish on it?" " No, I" " I don't know what you're talking about." " Okay, now." " I have a lot of ideas." " But, you know, we don't have all the money in the world." " Wes is between jobs right now." " Means more time for me." " You know, I'm thinking a Japanesey-ikebana kind of thing." " Yes." " I can see it." " Yeah." " So, Hope, tell us how you two lovebirds met?" " Oh, best day of my life." " I bet." " Yeah." " It's the funniest thing." " We both grew up here but I never really knew who he was." " Not by name anyway." " Oh." " Until one day last month, it was like I just...." "I just saw him for the first time." " He was just glowing." " Just glowing." " Babe, can you get us some coffee?" " Yes, yeah." " Oh, okay." " Okay." " Mm-hm." " Okay." " Oh, okay." " Mm-hm." " Okay." " Okay." " Oh." " Okay." " Okay, okay." " Would you--?" " Yeah." " Whoa!" "[ WES CLEARS THROAT]" "Wes, we know." " So tell us the truth." " WES:" "My grandfather found the coin in North Africa you know, World War II, and he brought it back." " He said it was a real wish-granting coin." " But that nobody should ever use it." " Uh...." "He was all I had, and when he died I thought:" ""Well, you know what?" " Why not give the coin a shot?"" " Yeah, well, now you're gonna wish it back." " Oh." " Heh-heh." " Oh." " Ha, ha." " No, I'm not." " If you don't stop it..." "...something bad's gonna happen." " Something bad, like us." " We really wish you'd come with us." " I don't get it." " So my wish came true." " Why does that have to be a bad thing?" " Because the wishes go south, Wes." " Your town is going insane." " You're gonna tell me your relationship with Hope is functional?" " That it's what you wished for?" " I wished she would love me more than anything." " Yeah, and how is that going?" " That seem healthy to you?" " Well, it's a lot better than when she didn't know I was alive." " You're not supposed to get what you want, man." " Not like this." " Nobody is." " That's what the coin does." " It takes your heart's desires and it twists it back on you." " You know the whole, "be careful what you wish for"?" "[ THUDDING]" "Did we just hit something?" " I didn't see anything." "[ MAN GRUNTS AND GROANS]" "Ow." "" Careful what you wish for."  You know who says that?" " Good-looking jerks like you guys." " The ones who got it so easy because you happen to be handsome." "[ IN UNISON] Easy?" " Yeah." " Women look at you, right?" " They notice you." " Believe us, we do not have it easy." " DEAN:" "We are miserable." " We never get what we want." " We have to fight just to keep whatever it is we got." " But maybe that's the whole point." " People are people because they're miserable bastards." " They never get what they really want." " Right." " You get what you want, you get crazy." " Just take a look at Michael Jackson, hmm?" " Or Hasselhoff." " You know what?" " Hope loves me now, completely." " And it's awesome." " Besides, look around." " Where's all this insanity you guys are talking about?" " Guy, no" " Just hit the button!" "[ BOYS YELLING]" "No, don't." " What's he doing?" " Guys!" " Guys!" "[ BOYS YELLING]" "[ALL SCREAMING]" "Well, that should cover it." " BOY 1:" "Hold on!" " Kneel before Todd!" " Kneel before Todd!" "[ BOYS SCREAMING]" "BOY 1:" "Stop it!" " Stop it!" " BOY 2:" "Help!" " I'll handle Todd." " You get Wes to Lucky Chin's." " Go." " Right." " BOY 3:" "Oh, my" "Hey, kid, can I talk to you for a second?" " Get out of my way." " Okay." " Hey, I can dig it, Todd." " It's Todd, right?" " Look, I know the score, okay?" " They're bullying you" "Every day." " Every day." " You do not know what it's like." " No." " No, I don't." " But, you know, you're you and I'm me, so...." "I couldn't stop them." " I couldn't do anything." " Then Audrey Elmer told me the wishing well worked." " Okay, okay." " Look" " Look, I get it." " They're mean little jerks, huh?" " But they're not superhuman like you." " You see, with great power comes great respons" "[GRUNTS]" "That" " That kid turned over that car like it was nothing." " Should have seen the teddy bear." " Now, come on." " Fun's over." " Time to pull the coin." " Wes." " Why can't we just get what we want?" " Because that's life, Wes." "[ SAM GRUNTS]" "[BELL JINGLES]" "Hope?" " I had to do it, didn't I?" " He was gonna make you wish away our love." "[ GRUNTS]" "Oh." " Hah." " Hey, kid." " I didn't wanna have to do this." " Oh!" " You wished a man dead?" " I love you more than anything." " Stop saying that." " Stop it." " But I do." " More than anything." " More than me." " More than life." " Oh, Wes." " Don't hate me." " It'll be okay." " I'll make it okay." " It'll be okay." "[ RUMBLING]" "[GRUNTING]" "[GASPS THEN COUGHS]" "[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]" "Okay." " Follow my lead and you won't have a problem." " Come on." " Okay, man, no more." " No more, okay?" " I wouldn't mess with this kid any more if I were you." " Stay back." " Hope?" " Do I know you?" "[ BELL JINGLES]" "[BELL JINGLES]" "Well, the coin's melted down." " It shouldn't cause any more problems." " Audrey's parents are back from Bali." " Looks like all the wishes are gone." " And so are we." "[ EXHALES]" "Hang on a second." " What?" " You were right." " About what?" " I shouldn't have lied to you." " I do remember everything that happened to me in the pit." " Everything." " So tell me about it." " No." " I won't lie anymore." " But I'm not gonna talk about it." " Dean, look, you can't just shoulder this thing alone." " You gotta let me help." " How?" " You think a little heart-to-heart and some sharing and caring is gonna change anything?" " Huh?" " And somehow heal me?" " I'm not talking about a bad day here." " I know that." " The things that I saw...." "There aren't words." " There is no forgetting." " There's no making it better." " Because it is right here, forever." " You wouldn't understand." " And I could never make you understand." " So I am sorry." "[ ENGLISH SDH]"