"Good Morning, Jack..." "You're a funny guy, Jack." " Oh Thank you, Jack..." "Jack, I gotta go get ready." " Ok?" " Good Morning, Jack." " Sleep well?" " Nicely, Thank you." " Good Morning Graduates." " Gotcha!" " Okay, Old Slugger.  |" "We've got 10 bananas." " You take away 6." " How many does Jack get?" " Oh, Jack." " Very funny, Jack." " I'm afraid I'm going to have to |cut this session short." " I'll see you all on Thursday." " Jack, how is anybody gonna believe that you're a genius?" " When you behave like this?" " Don't forget!" " 3pm Saturday." " Everyone's invited!" " EL SIMIAN NATURE PRESERVE" "Yes, Judy." " They didn't renew my funds this year." " Is there room for Jack?" " |" "Of Course." " We miss Jack.  |" "It's been kinda quiet without him." " Nancy would love to see her baby agan." " I'll make all the arrangements| and I'll call you tomorrow." " Hey, sweetie." " How| was your day today?" " Did you make any new |friends today?" " Oh honey, I'm so sorry." " So what happened today?" " All the girls in Tara's class| were invited some birthday party.|" "She wasn't." " I know it's difficult, sweetie." " Did you talk to anyone today?" " |" "They tease me." " I know it." " I know, sweetie." " But once they get to know who you are,| it won't matter." " Kisses." " Come on Jack, lets go!" " You're a funny guy, Jack." " What, Jack?" " |" "I don't see anything." " Did you steal one of my marshmallows?" " Alright, then." " Sorry, buddy." " It's time for bed, okay?" " Let's go to bed." "" And the Zookeeper said:|" "Good Night, Elephant." " And the Zookeeper said:|" "Good Night, Lion." " And the Zookeeper said:|" "Good Night, Gorilla."" " Good Night, Jack." " What have I gotten myself into?" " |" " Junior B Hockey, son." " End of the road for most of these guys." " They're been cut from every Junior A team around." " I'm their coach." " Coach Marlow.  |" " Oh sorry Coach." " Nice to meet you." " I'm Steven Westover." " Ya, well, over on the bench there.|" "That's Captain Pete." " He was our allstar scorer last year.  |" "But he's on the Injured List now for some reason." " Sitting next to him there is Scott." " He's the one knitting." " Sorry, knitting?" " I wouldn't make a big deal out of it, if I were you." " Last year he made us all real nice stockings to hang on the mantle at Christmas." " Over there too, that's the big guy." " His name's Moose." " And the guy that he's throttling, the guy turning purple, that's Larry." " And in the goal over here, that's our keep Magoo." " He was the Top Rookie Choice for the WHL, Believe it or not." " Then his nerves got the better of him." " He's not as good anymore." " Let me introduce you to the rest of these kuckleheads." " Nighty Night Magoo!" " Smelling Salts!" " We're all out." " All right everyone." " This is Steve." " He's the Yankee kid who's trying out for the team today, eh?" " Steve is the, was the, leading scorer on the California High School Hockey League Campionship Team." " Do they even have ice in California?" "[ LAUGHING]" "Now let's pratice!" " I wanna see a little hustle!" " Let's Go!" " Scott!" " Up the wing!" " Alright, California!" " Let's get him." " Welcome to Junior B Hockey." " No Time to Celebrate." " You like that Palm Tree boy?" " Smelling Salts?" " Out of smelling salts." " If I could have your attention?" " I have some very... sad news to report to you." " Last night, Dr. Kendall had a heart attack." " He's no longer with us." " Good Evening hockey fans!" " This is Willy Drucker." " The voice of the Nelson Golden Nuggets." " Bringing you tonight's highly anticipated SEAAAAASON OOOOOPENER." " One win this season." " That's all I ask." " Just one win." "[ ORGAN PLAYS]" "Here come the Nuggets." " Powering onto the ice." " YOU GUYS SUCK!" " And there's a new addition to this year's squad, Steven Westover from California." " Moose!" " Slide!" " Oh!" " He misses it by a country kilometer." " Westover!" " Get out there!" " And the Yankee gets his first shift, lets see what he can do." " Pass the puck." " I'm open!" " Westover is wide open!" " And he refuses to pass the puck!" " The Vikings turn around, wide open!" " He shoots..." "He scores!" " Oh 4-0, Ohhh!" " Coach Marlow certainly has his work cut out for him, if he wants to turn things around." " Let's hope we see better hockey coming up for the rest of the season, folks." " Man, we sucked tonight!" "[ Laughs]" "Quiet man, if you could stick handle." "[ DOORS CLOSING]" "Who's that?" " I've decided to discontinue the research." " And sell the chimp to another facility." " It had been my understanding that Dr. Kendall was planning to send the chimpanzee back to El Simion Nature Preserve." " I realize." " However, as Dean of scientific research for this entire university... it's my duty to make sure this department stays on budget." " Jack has been sold to the University of Tennessee Research Hospel" "Isn't that where they're doing Hepititis testing?" " I'm not sure." " It's only a rumour." " None of this information should leave this group." " Hepititis, Hepititis." " Not good, Jack." " People can die from that Jack." " What, Jack?" " Yes, this is very nice, Jack." " But..." "Home?" " You want to go home!" " Okay!" " Ya, lots of underwear's a good idea, Jack." " Good idea, Jack." " Yes, I'd like one ticket to El Simion, please." "[ WHISPERS] Hang on Jack, We're almost at the station." " You're doing a really good job." " And I'm really really proud of you." " Okay, that's the third stop before San Fransisco." " Don't miss it." " Take Gate 3." " Thank you, sir." " This is the last boarding call to Los Angeles, San Fransico, Seattle, Vancouver and Nelson, Canada on Platform 10." " You okay, Jack?" " So, when you get there, give this to the Taxi Driver and he'll let you off at the Preserve?" " Okay?" " Then you can see your Mama again, Jack." " And don't forget to listen for El Simion." " Okay?" " Tickets, please!" " Tickets!" " Ticket, please." " Just a second, folks." " We're going through a tunnel." " Thank you very much." " Ticket please." " That's gotta be a penalty, folks." " But don't expect one." " This ref's a hometowner." " Aww, come on ref!" " Moose is dragged off the ice with only 30 seconds left on the clock." " It's Tigers 3, Nuggets 2." " It's getting uglier by the minute, ladies and gentlemen." " These Tigers aren't Tigers at all, they're Gorillas." " Hey Ref!" " Hey, that's a penalty right?" " That was a clean hit." " You've gotta be kidding me!" " Get over it!" " Ok, they're the home team." " He's not calling nothing on em." " Look this ain't High School hockey, okay?" " Yeah, you're right about that." " He's gonna head hunch you on the Faceoff." " Thanks." " Egg 'Em!" " Aww, you okay Yankee boy?" "# 4 You're outta here!" " I got tired of being kicked around, alright?" " I'm sorry." " Tara, no one's gonna scout worst Junior B hockey team in the history of the planet." " Alright?" " It's just not gonna happen." " Yeah, you're right." " Have faith." " Let's Go." " El Simion!" " El Simion stop!" " End of the line, folks." " Everybody off!" " We're in Nelson, BC." " How many kids do you know that can speak 2 languages and lip read, huh?" " Because I know one girl who can, alright?" " Give me a hug." "[ Screams]" "Did you see a monkey in the woods?" " Tara, this is Canada." " There's no monkeys in the woods." " Maybe it was a beaver, or something?" " We're gonna be late for school." " We gotta go." " You're saying the Chimp never arrived!" " Where's the monkey?" " Jack?" " Ohh..." "He's gone?" " Who stole that chimp?" " I don't know!" " I'll find that Chimp, if it's the last thing I do!" "[ Snickers]" "[Screams]" "[Jeering]" "What's up with you guys?" " I mean, all you do is goof around." " We get our butts kicked every game." " So?" " Do you like losing or something?" " That's easy for you to say, man... we don't have plans to turn the country on a hockey scholarship." " Yeah, Wonderboy." " My next job is gonna be in Moosejaw pumping gas at my Uncle's station." " Yeah, and I'll be on the farm in Speedy Creek, tossing hay." " That's what happens when you get passed up by the scouts." " At least, you can go out there with a little bit of pride, not look like a bunch of losers." " That's all I'm saying." " Hey!" " Guys, I think the kid's got a point." " Come on..." "Whatever." " Hey!" " Have you seen my math book?" " No." " You haven't seen any monkeys again, have you?" " No, how was practice?" " Practice was fine." " Listen, tell me if you see anything, alright?" " Hey." " Jack." " The monkey you saw in the woods." " I wanted to surprise everybody." " Tara, it's not a good idea." " I mean, mom's not gonna let you keep him." " I guess, we can take him with us today... but, we can't keep this secret much longer." " I mean, look at him." " Go get dressed, alright?" " Honey, have you seen my glasses?" " What?" " These?" " There they are." " Thanks, kids." " It's okay." " Trying to teach a chimp to skate, like that's gonna happen." "[ Mouthes]" "I want to assure you, that we here at the university, are dedicated to getting back Jack." " Jack back." " Is it true many of the alumni have threatened to withold their donations this year until Jack is found unharmed?" "[ Stammers] ..." "No Comment." "[ KNOCKS] Hello!" " Hello?" " Mrs. Westover!" " It's so nice to finally meet you." " We're early." " Oh, just an hour." "[ LAUGHS] Thank you so much for allowing the use your house for the metting today." " Well, usually Rosemary would have the meeting at her house..." "But, ya know..." "Since she's in the middle of refurbishing her sofa. [ Laughs] You have a coffee stain on your shirt." " Oh, come on in." " Hi..." "Welcome, Come on in." " O...kay." " You stay here." " Be good." " If I could have everyone's attention, please." " As we bring our meeting to order." " Now... the first item on our agenda is... dog stuff." " Now it has been brought to my attention, that some of our neighbours have experienced..." "Well, lets just call them incidences on their front lawns. [ Chattering]" "Thought they'd left." " Would you please excuse me?" " Have to refill the tray." " Oh yes, of course." "[ Indistinct Chatter] ..." "Which she then proceeded to get all over my new carpet!" " Eileen, I think it's your turn to speak." " Thank you." "[ Screams]" "Hello again everybody!" " This is Willy Drucker, the voice of the Nuggets." " Coming from you live from the Nelson Arena." " Tonight, the Nuggets go head to head against the Kamloops Buchaneers." "[ ORGAN PLAYING quickly]" "[Very unenthusiastically] Charge!" " Get him Moose!" " Hanging waist." "[ Grunts]" "Alright Moose!" " Yeah, that's it!" " Hey Bill!" " You keep your fingers crossed." " Maybe we're gonna win one tonight." " Ok?" " Oh, hey!" " Okay boys!" " Let's go!" " Let's hustle!" " Way to hustle!" " Yeah!" " You're playing like you wanna win." " Moose!" " Get physical, that's what I've been trying to teach ya, pal." " We stay on a track, we may actually win this game." "[ Whispers] You didn't put anything in the water, did ya, caffeine or something?" " No way!" "[ Cheering]" "Yeah!" "[ Nervously] Uhh, Uhh..." "Where'd it go?" " Somebody help me!" " Magoo, it's in the corner." " Thanks Moose!" " This corner?" " Okay, there it is." " The Buch's player takes posession." " He shoots, he scores!" " These teams are knotted at 2 a piece." " Come on guys!" " Skate, Skate Skate, Skate!" " Let's Go!" "[ Mouthes]" "Looks like Ripchimpski is back." " Wait a minute." " It can't be." " He's on the bench." " Whoever he is, he just intercepted a pass... and he is FLYINGGG down the wing." " WOW!" " New guy is fast." " He's so little." " I think he's from California too." " The little guy winds up..." "A blistering shot!" " HE SCORES!" "[ Cheering]" "That was sweet!" " What was that?" " Who was that?" " Holy Toledo, that guy's good." " What a minute!" " It's a monkey!" "[ SILENCE]" "[LAUGHING]" "Looks like Coach Marlow is up to his old tricks again [LAUGHING]" "[Whistle] Ineligable Player." " No Goal." " Sorry about that coach." " It'll never happen again." " Well, that's too bad." " Looked like a keeper." " Hey Mom." " Hey honey." " How was your meeting?" "[ Sarcastically] Oh Great." " Until one of the ladies decided she saw a monkey outside the window." " Hey..." "Where's Tara?" " Oh..." "Mom." " Tara has something she wants to show you." " Oh my goodness." " Well, thank you for looking." " Goodbye." " No one seems to be missing a Chimp." " All the chimps at the zoo seem to be accounted for." " Let me tell you what I predict." " If you do this..." "You'll have so many people will be coming to the games." " You won't have enough seats to put em all in." " Wait up." " Technically he's a chimp." " But they say the chimp is our closest relative." " You may have a point there." " It's just like your sister Mavis joining the team." " Well, that may not be the best example." " But I know what you mean." " Think of all the increased revenue, Harry." " Come on." " Let me lay my cards on the table here." " We all know you've been losing money for years on these teams, okay?" " We know you have a profit sharing plan." " So if this works out, it's not just the Nuggets who cash in, we're all gonna make some bucks." " Think about it!" " Yeah Harry!" " Then I could be buying that Nintendo my son's been on about all year." " I say we vote yes!" " I think the coach has a relevant thing here, eh?" " I say at least we'll win at the Box Office." "  Well, all those in favour?" " Say Aye!" "[ All] AYE!" " Oh-ho, You are not going to regret this." " Believe me." " You will not regret this!" " YES!" " For those of you who haven't noticed..." "our hairy little cousin has been invited to join the team." " Ohh, I thought you were talking about my cousin Ernest." " Are we gonna have like Monkey bars in here and stuff?" " No." " As of last night, the board has offiically amended the rules." " So that Jack can be part of the nuggets. [ Laughs]" "What?" " You mean we have a monkey on our team?" "  With the help of this chimp, not a monkey, we may have a Championship season, guys." " Uh... don't you mean a "Chimp"-ionship, sir?" "[ LAUGHS]" "Coach, are we on Candid Camera?" " Holy Chimp!" " Man!" " On skates he's a bullet." " Excuse me!" " Are you guys waiting for an invitation to go practice?" " Get on the ice!" " Let's go!" " Okay guys!" " Give me your best shot!" " Let's see what you're made of." " Hey guys!" " Try to hit the net, I need some practice here!" " Huh?" " Finally!" "[ All] Oooohhhhhhh [LAUGHS]" "[LAUGHING]" "Here we go!" " Souvenir Peanuts!" " The hard hitting Vikings have entered the arena." " If they win this game, they clinch a spot for themselves for the Playoffs." " And if the Nuggets lose, they have absolutely no chance of making the Playoffs." " WAIT A MINUTE!" " The monkey is back!" " The crowd is going bananas!" " Don't worry Jack." " They're all cheering for you." " Jack!" " Come on, Jack!" " Come on guys!" " Change it up!" " Hustle, Hustle, Hustle!" " Harold!" " You better cover that Chimp!" " Uh-oh!" " The Vikings have sent out Harold, their top Defenseman to cover Jack." " Where is he?" " Where is he guys?" " Oh and check it out, folks!" " Jack is making a monkey out of the Viking defenseman!" " What's the matter Harold, can't cover your player, eh?" " Come on now, get outta here!" " I always said, these guys are winners!" " Well folks, that's it." " The Nuggets have their first victory of the season." " Alright, Alright!" " Way to Play!" " Way to Hustle!" " We finally won one!" " I knew we could do it!" " Way to go gentlemen, Way to go!" " Hey!" " Way to play Chimp!" " And you too guys... you were good." " Don't worry, Tara." " You'll do just fine." " What if they make fun of me?" " They won't." " Bye!" " His name is Jack." " He speaks with his names, but not in ASL like me." " His favourite foods are bananas, raisins and Jube Jubes." " Ready Magoo?" " I'm gonna go top right, alright?" " Yeah!" " I'm ready." " Just shoot." " I scored." " Where'd it go?" " Where'd it go?" " You can't see, can you?" " Of course I can see." " I didn't shoot the puck Magoo." " Well, I can see the big things." " Magoo, you're a goalie." " Come on..." "I've got an idea." " Let's go." " Lights out." " Will Jack be able to stay with us forever?" " No." " We can't keep Jack forever." " I'm sure Jack has a family of his own somewhere." " But we can keep Jack for now." " Oh, come here, baby." " Alice, for heaven's sake." " You're never gonna get that on there." " Hey Mark." " Caching, Caching." " Thank you sir!" " Nice save." " Thanks, man." " Good job!" "[ Crowd Cheering] MAGOO!" " Here ya go, buddy!" " Another win for the Nuggets, now they're just one game away from going all the way to the Harvest Cup." " And that's gonna be a tough one." " Because they're up against their old arch-rivals, The Kitimat Tigers." " Scott moves up the wing." " OHH!" " He's bulled by the Tiger bench." " Ohh Yeah!" "[ Laughing]" "It's 2 all with less than 14 seconds left." " It looks like we'll be going into Overtime." " No Goal." "[ Crowd Booing]" "Get a pair of glasses, ref!" " What's up?" " Check the net." " Tara, Jack missed." " Hold on, it appears that the Golden Nuggets Captain has asked the referee to check the net for a hole." " It's a goal!" "[ Crowd Cheering]" "The Nuggets are going all the way to the Harvest Cup!" " I understand, sir." " The alumni will not provide funds unless Jack is safely returned." "[ TV] And now for today's play by play." " Nelson, BC is going ape over their newest hockey hero, Jack." " A young chimpanzee." " His blistering slapshot has helped turn around a 40 game losing streak." " Leading them to win the Junior B Championship." "[ Stammering] - [Shounting] Dr. Peabody!" " I'll have that chimp back within 48 hours!" " Get me Einsteen!" " Pete." " Woah..." "Check out the size of that building!" " Man... totally sure, we aren't in Kansas anymore." " Well boys... this is it." " It's the big time." " This is my 15 minutes of fame." " Man, this place rocks!" " Aww, man." " I gotta take a seat." " I love the smell of zamboni fumes in the morning." " Welcome to Harvest Cup!" " Section 117." " Welcome hockey fans!" " We're broadcasting live from GM Place in Vancouver." " This is the final of the Harvest Cup." " Between the Nelson Golden Nuggets and the Calgary Polar Bears." " And who would've though, Don." " That the Nelson Golden Nuggets would be here all the way at the Harvest Cup, after a string of loses they suffered earlier in the season." " This is a Cinderella story like few have ever seen." " These Nuggets might lose a hole, because they're up against the toughest Junior A team in the country, The Calgary Polar Bears." " And as usual the stands are full of scouts tonight, as they look at the finest display of talent in Western Canada." " Don't worry, Jack." " It's just another game alright?" " Play hard." " Boy-o-Boy, it's 1-0 for the Polar Bears before the first whistle." " Your Nuggets are reeling already." " I wouldn't count the Nuggets out yet, Don." " Remember it's not over til it's over." " Woo!" " Magoo is in the house!" " Advantage has to go to the Polar Bears." " The Nuggets haven't mustered any offense at all." "[ HORN BLARES]" "Hey, kid." " Have you seen this chimp?" "  Where is the Golden Nuggets locker room?" " Wait!" " Come back here!" " Hey Tara!" " Hey Steven..." "Hey, what's up?" " Some guys want to take Jack?" " Whats going on?" " Some guy wants to take Jack." " There she is!" " Dr." "Peabody, Pueblo University." " Hi, I'm Coach Marlow." " You're not thinking about taking our star player, now are ya?" " Because that would really throw a monkey wrench into something that these big strapping strong young hockey players have worked a long time to work for." " We have a court order and we're not leaving without that chimp!" " Is that a fact?" " Huh?" " This area by the way is only for hockey players." " Which you are not." " So unless you're gonna put on some skates." " You'll have to excuse me." " Have a nice day." " Tootles." " I want that... [Stammers]" "Come on you guys!" " Steven!" " Up the middle!" " Holy Cow!" " What a blistering piece of rubber!" " So, what are we gonna do now?" " We'll get him at the end of the game, before he leaves the ice." " We have all the exits covered." " What's up?" " Oh, there they are." " What'd they say?" " End of the game, huh?" " Thanks." " Well I never would've imagined it, but this could be the hardest fought contest in the hardest Cup, we've seen in a long time." " Hey, what's up?" " What's this?" " This is where Jack's from?" " Jack, I know they're taking you away at the end of the game." " I was knitting this hat for you." " It's not quite done yet." " But I wanted you to have it." " I'm sure gonna miss you Jack." " Hey, Coach." " I guess you know I've been healthy for months." " Yeah, I knew that Pete." " It takes a man to admit that." "  Man, I sure love playing." "... Maybe even as much as Jack." " Woah, hey." " You wanna stop blaming yourself?" " They've got a court order to take Jack." " There's nothing you can do about it." " Okay?" " Yeah, I guess you're right." " Hey Coach." " I've got an idea to save Jack." " Hello?" " Hi." " This is Steven Westover." " I'm calling about a chimpanzee." " Jack, yeah!" " That's it." " Perfect." " I don't believe it." " Right Winger Gold Nuggets Top Scorer Steven Westover is out with an injury." " And he's been replaced by Captain Pete Ripchimpski, who's also returning from an injury." " Well that's a real shame." " Because Westover played well in that second period and had a couple of great scoring chances." " Jack's gonna have to step forward and pick up his pace now that Westover's gone." " Hey!" " Good to see you back on skates Ripchimpski." " Good to be back Coach." " What are you standing around for?" " Go score me some goals!" " Let's Go!" " Sir..." "Can you put the radio on to the hockey game?" " If possible." "[ Radio] That save is huge!" " That puck was signed, sealed and delivered." " Top shelf." " Right side." " 2 minutes, 30 seconds to go." " And it's a tie game!" " Come on, let's get ready." "[ Radio] The Nuggets managed just 2 shots on that Powerplay." " This game's starting to open up a bit." " Here we go!" " It's in!" " It's in!" " Goal!" " We Won!" " You hear that?" " We won!" " We won the Harvest Cup!" " Isn't that awesome?" " I am Dr. Heimlich Peabody and I have a court order to take this monkey back to Pueblo University." " Now who are you calling a monkey?" " It's a girl." "[ LAUGHING]" "Thank You." " Have a nice flight." " Hey." " Well, this is it, you're on your way home, where you belong." " With your family." " Tara asked me to give you these." "[ SPEAKER] Final Boarding Call." " That's you." " Gotta go now." " We'll see you later, okay?" " Thank you." "[ CHEERING]" "How's Jack?" " He's on his way." " You okay?" " I'm fine." " Did you hear?" " Magoo just got signed by the farm team for the Mighty Ducks!" " That's Awesome!" " Where's Jack?" " He's on his way home." " Westover!" " Come on!" " They can take your picture later." " There's someone I want you to meet." " This is Sam Richards, a good old friend of mine." " Steven Westover." "  Nice to meet you." " Just wanted to invite you to join the team this fall." " He coaches a team in Vancouver, WHL." " Now, it's a big commitment." " Might want to discuss this with your folks." " Yeah." " I've already thought about it, that's awesome." " I'll be there." " You call me." " Yeah, I will." " Alright, man." " Way to go!" " JACK!" " Buddy, where ya been?" " What took you so long?"