FICESTRIA: A story of love, death, and evil lesbian monsters. 

Part 1: Fluttershy Vs.  The World. 

The morning sun rose over and shined its light over Ponyville.  The light shown through Fluttershy’s bedroom window and over her face.  Her eyes slowly opened and she got up stretching.  She gave a big yawn thinking about yesterday.  She was still tired from the fun adventure she had with her friends.  They had saved Ponyville and maybe; just maybe learned a little bit about themselves and friendship. 

She got up and walked over to the mirror to sort out her messy hair. “ Oh I do hope I do something today.”  She said to herself.  She grabbed the bush and started brushing out her long pink hair.  She brushed until her hair was perfect.  She put the brush back down and was about to get some breakfast when she noticed something.  She saw it in the mirror, the closet right behind her.  The door was slightly ajar. “ That’s odd.”  She thought to herself.  She was sure she had shut it the night before. 

She walked over and closed the door.  She couldn’t imagine why it had opened.  It was probably nothing but she couldn’t help but wonder about it.  Gathering all her courage she grabbed the knob and slowly opened the door. 

She was met with the sight of her favorite white rabbit Angel.  There was just one problem.  He wasn’t touching the ground.  His small furry body hung by a rope tied around his neck. “ A…Angel?”  Fluttershy called reaching a hoof towards the bunny.  She tapped it slightly.  Angel didn’t respond besides slowly swinging from side to side. 

As tears were beginning to well up in her eyes, her bedroom burst open.  Fluttershy jumped and spun around.  Standing in her room was a brown male Pegasus.  His cutie mark was an hourglass.  Fluttershy was too startled to ask what the heck he was doing in her bedroom.  The brown pony looked around the bedroom and stopped when he saw the dead bunny in the closet. 

He ran over to it, nearly pushing Fluttershy out of the way.  He examined the rabbit closely, looking at it from all angles.  Fluttershy watched him, “Umm… What are you do-” she was cut off when the brown pony raised a hoof right in front of her face telling her to shut it. 

The pony undid the rope around the bunny’s neck and held him up by his back leg.  He held the dead animal right in front of his face.  Fluttershy wanted to yell at him for being so rough with her now dead friend but she was too startled to find the words.  The brown pony lifted the rabbit up and in one swift motion smashed the dead body right on the ground.  Fluttershy felt like fainting. 

The brown Pegasus reached under his wing and pulled out a small metal rod with a green light at the end.  He pointed at the dead rabbit that was now twitching a little.  The object made a small odd noise and the brown pony tucked it back away. 

He nodded, “Just as I thought.”  Fluttershy asked softly, “Uh, who are you?  And why is Angel rabbit dead?”  She asked.  The Pegasus looked to her and smiled. “ Relax,” He said in a calm voice, “I’m the Doctor.” 

Fluttershy had a lot of questions but before she could ask any of them the doctor grabbed her hoof and dragged her towards the door. “ Come on!”  He said, “You’re in danger!”  Fluttershy stopped and looked at the Doctor, “I am?  Oh dear…” She said nervously. “ What am I in danger from?”  She asked.  The Doctor sighed, “You’re not in your world anymore” he said. “ Then where am I?”  Fluttershy asked.  Then the Doctor gave Fluttershy the most scared and serious face she had ever seen. 

“It’s simple,” he said in a low voice, “You’re in a fan fiction.” 

*Now when this becomes an Oscar winning movie this is where the opening credits will go. 

Fluttershy titled her head, “A fan fiction?  What is that?”  She asked.  The Doctor reached back into his wing, “Here let me show you something.”  He pulled out an iPad and tapped the screen a few times before handing it to Fluttershy. “ Look at this,” He told her.  She grabbed and looked as something started to play.  She read the title, “What’s ‘Two mares one cup’?”  She asked.  The doctor suddenly snatched the iPad right out her hands, “It… Its nothing!”  He said flustered.  Fluttershy noticed he was blushing. 

He tapped the screen a few more times before handing it back.  Fluttershy took it again still wondering what she had seen the last time.  The iPad was showing a couple of ponies.  Giving a small gasp she realized it was her and her friends.  They were in Princess Celestia’s castle talking with the princess.  She watched it, a little scared, “What… What is this?”  She asked, looking at the Doctor. 

The Doctor had now moved over to the window and was looking through it as if he was searching for something. “ It was the time you and your friends saved Ponyville from Discord.”  He explained.  Fluttershy looked back at the screen.  It was showing her friends as they as they confronted Discord in the middle of Ponyville.  It was just as she remembered. 

She looked back at the doctor, “Have… you been spying on us?”  She asked.  The Doctor moved away from the window towards her, “No Fluttershy, in another, far away world, your world is a television show made for little girls; but is so freaking amazing that it’s not weird for teenage boys to obsess over it.  It’s called My Little Pony.”  He told her.  Fluttershy felt a little sick inside, “So… My whole is life is just some weird show for girls?”  She asked.  This was all too much to handle. 

The Doctor walked over and put a hand on her shoulder, “No Fluttershy.  Your whole life is an awesome show for everyone.  The world needs you and My Little Pony, who else would teach them about friendship?”  Fluttershy didn’t know what to say.  Finding out that thousands of people watched her on a daily basis was a little alarming.  She felt terrified as she looked to the floor. 

The Doctor took back his iPad and tucked back under his wing, “Look Fluttershy,” He said trying to get her to pay attention, “I’m sorry I had to tell you but there’s something more important going on now.”  He let go of her and walked back to the window, “Even if your world is a show, you’re not in it now.”  Fluttershy looked up, “Then where am I?  What is a fan fiction?”  she asked. 

The Doctor sighed, “A fan fiction is….  It’s a weird place based of your show.  It created by the weird teenager boys who watch your show.  They love it so much that just watching the show isn’t enough.  They need more.  So they write their own stories about your life.  It’s so twist and sickening.”  He said with disgust. 

Fluttershy couldn’t understand it, “What’s so bad about more adventures with my friends?”  she asked.  The Doctor looked at her with disgust on his face, “You just don’t get it…” He shook his head, “Fan fictions aren’t like your normal adventures… Even if the writers try to deny it fan fictions are only about one thing…” The Doctor trailed of looking into space.  Fluttershy gulped, “And… What is that?” 

The Doctor looked at her, “Sweet pony on pony sex.” 

Fluttershy gasped.  Truly this was a horrible world to be in.  She felt like throwing up out of pure disgust.  But then she remembered her dead rabbit, “But if it’s all about sex then why is my bunny dead?”  She asked.  The Doctor poked the dead rabbit with his hoof, “Because sometimes killing off a character for no reason can be really funny.”  He said trying not to laugh.  Dead rabbits were always funny but he didn’t want to make Fluttershy upset. 

Suddenly there was a loud pounding on the door.  Both Fluttershy and the Doctor fell silent.  They looked toward the front door not saying a word. 

Again there was another knock and a voice rang through the house, “Oh Fluttershy!  It’s me Rarity!  I have just the most wonderful dress for you to try on!”  said the voice.  Fluttershy felt relieved to hear a familiar voice.  She started running towards the door to let her friend inside but was stopped by the Doctor. “ Oh, let me pass,” She begged, “I want to talk with Rarity.”  The Doctor shook his head, “That’s not the Rarity you know.”  He said solemnly, “The pony out there is a horny lesbian monster.  She has come here to molest you.”  He told her. 

Rarity looked at the brown pegasus.  Could he be telling the truth?  Was there really a horny monster outside her door?  She was so scared she couldn’t even look out the window to check.  The Doctor reached back again into his wing but instead of pulling out an iPad he held a large handgun.  Fluttershy looked at it in horror.  She wanted to ask what he was planning on doing with it but before she could he walked down the stairs toward the front door. 

Fluttershy was left alone in her bedroom unsure what was going on.  Could she really trust a random pony that she had never met before?  But what if what he said was true?  What if she in some messed up place filled with horny copies of her friends?  She couldn’t trust anyone.  She decided that she needed to escape.  Maybe she could figure out what was going on herself. 

She stealthily moved toward the bedroom window.  She just wanted to fly as far away as she could.  She watched the stairway making sure the Doctor didn’t return.  She grabbed the windows handle and was about to open it when she heard gunshots from downstairs.  She gasped and realized she needed to get out of there as fast as she could. 

She looked back towards the window.  She let out a shriek and fell backwards onto the floor.  Rainbow Dash was flying right outside her window.  Fluttershy looked again at the blue Pegasus and sighed a breath of relief to see that it was one of her friends. “ Oh Rainbow Dash,” She sighed, “Am I glad to see you.  There’s a strange pony downstairs with a gun saying we’re part of a kid’s show and that…”

She stopped when she realized that Rainbow Dash wasn’t actually listening.  She was just looking at Fluttershy smiling.  She got right up to the window staring at Fluttershy, “Hey!”  she called, “I got some Jack Daniels!”  The blue Pegasus raised a bottle of brown liquid in her hoof, “Lets go back to my place and drink it!”  She said waving the liquor above her head.  Fluttershy realized this wasn’t her friend.  She slowly backed away from the window.  Still Rainbow Dash flew outside staring at Fluttershy. “ Come on!”  she called, “Let’s drink this then touch each other inappropriately!” 

Fluttershy had retreated to behind her bed.  She crouched down and hid praying that the horny version of her friend would just go away.  Still no matter what she did Rainbow Dash was still outside and was still shouting things about getting drunk and molestation. “ Fluttershy!”  she yelled, “Let’s pretend I’m a priest and you’re a small child!” 

Fluttershy was practically crying by now.  She didn’t want to be there.  She just wanted to go back to the real Ponyville, where her friends didn’t try to get her drunk.  She cowered down behind the bed wishing this was just a bad dream. 

Rainbow Dash was now pounding on the window trying to break it open.  She pounded on it with her hooves and the glass had started to crack a little bit.  Then suddenly the sound of pounding stopped.  Fluttershy noticed it and opened her eyes.  Was Rainbow Dash gone?  Still scared out her mind she carefully peeked over the side of the bed and looked out the window.  She looked just in time to see Rainbow Dash flying at full speed right towards the window about to ram it. 

Fluttershy shrieked and hid behind the bed as Rainbow Dash crashed through the window.  The glass shattered and small pieces exploded all over the room.  Fluttershy covered her head protecting herself from the flying glass.  She listened for the sound of Rainbow Dash but she didn’t hear a thing.  She looked over the side and saw Rainbow Dash face first on her floor in a puddle of blood.  Several glass shards stuck out of her body.  The bottle of Jack Daniels had smashed against a wall spraying the brown liquid all over her room. 

Still safely behind the bed Fluttershy said in a low voice, “R… Rainbow Dash?”  She waited for a response but there was none.  Slowly she crept out from behind the bed towards the bloody body.  Was Rainbow Dash dead?  Fluttershy hoped so.  She walked closer and still Rainbow Dash did nothing. 

Fluttershy was close enough that she gently tapped the blue Pegasus on the head.  Suddenly Rainbow Dash sprang to life and looked up at Fluttershy.  The yellow Pegasus shrieked at the site of the deformed Rainbow Dash.  The glass had really messed up her face.  There was a cut all the way from the end of her mouth back up to ear; it was bleeding like crazy; but she didn’t seem to even notice it. 

Rainbow Dash jumped up and hovering in the air screaming “Here’s Rainbow Dash!”  A voice in Fluttershy’s head screamed at her to run for her life, but she was too scared to move.  Rainbow Dash slowly flew closer; she just smiled with blood running down her crazed face. 

Rainbow Dash was just about to grab the helpless Fluttershy when the Doctor burst into the room with his gun drawn, “Hey bitch!”  He yelled at Rainbow Dash, “You know what’s 20% cooler?  These bullets!”  Rainbow Dash looked just in time to see the Doctor fire his gun at her.  The bullet went right into her torso and she screamed in pain.  The Doctor fired again sending a bullet through Rainbow Dash’s neck. 

She fell down onto the floor, blood gushing from her neck.  Fluttershy fell back in terror as she watched the messed up Rainbow Dash gasping for air in a puddle of her own blood.  It was a horrible sight but Fluttershy couldn’t look away.  Still gasping Rainbow Dash twisted her neck so that she was looking right at Fluttershy as her eyes rolled back in her skull.  Even thought she was dying the blue Pegasus inched herself towards Fluttershy.  The yellow Pegasus couldn’t move, all she could so was watch the bleeding Pegasus come right toward her. 

The Doctor ran over and hugged Fluttershy blocking her view of Rainbow Dash.  He gently whispered in her ear, “Cover your ears.”  Fluttershy looked up to see the Doctor’s stern face.  She did as she was told.  Still holding Fluttershy tight with one hoof the Doctor aimed his gun at the crawling Rainbow Dash and put a bullet in her head. 

The Doctor looked back at Fluttershy.  He tucked his gun away under his wing and held her tight.  She was practically sobbing now.  She didn’t know what was going on, she wanted to go home.  The Doctor whispered to her, “Listen.”  Fluttershy looked up at him. “ Fluttershy, I swear we’ll get out of this.  You just have to do one thing…” Fluttershy wiped her eyes, “I’ll do anything.”  She said between sobs.  The Doctor nodded, “Good, because if you want to get out of here you have to accept the Mormon Faith.” 

*Well there you have it.  Blood, guns, booze, and dead rabbits.  What else do you want in a story?