"PHIL COLLINS.." "# Put your faith in #" "# What you most believe in #" "# Two worlds, one family #" "# Trust your heart #" "# Let fate decide #" "# To guide these lives #" "# To guide these lives we see #" "CHORUS.. # Put your faith in what you most believe in #" "ALL.." "# Two worlds, one family #" "Ha ha ha ha ha!" " Goodness!" " Have we ever gone that fast before?" " Let's leap off the waterfalls next." " Oh, no, Tarzan, dear." " I think I'll pass this time." " Really?" " Aren't you having fun?" " Oh, yes!" " I'd love to spend the afternoon... swinging through the trees... and leaping off the waterfalls... but I have some things to do." " Yes." " Like what?" " Well, like, um..." "laundry." " Yes." " Look at how dingy this skirt is." " Absolutely filthy." " Yes." " Much laundry to do." " Far too much to allow me to go playing... and waterfall leaping and all those wonderful things." " So, run along and see those falls." " Well, if that's what you want." " It is." " It's absolutely what I want." " Now, you run along." " Oh!" " What was that all about?" " Why are you trying to ditch Tarzan?" " Why, Terk." " Ha ha ha!" " I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about." " Very well." " You caught me." " You see, today marks the first anniversary... of my marriage to Tarzan." " Get out!" " You kids have been married a year already?" " Yes." " One year to the day." " Now, in England, couples do special things... for each other on their anniversaries... so I was thinking perhaps a party or some such." " Oh, Tarzan will be so surprised... when he steps into the treehouse and sees" "Jane, you sure this is a good idea?" " What do you mean, Terk?" " Well, Tarzan kind of has a hard time... fitting into your British social events." " Like, remember when your three friends came to visit?" " Oh, I remember this." " It all started innocently enough... just a pleasant afternoon in the jungle." " Aah!" "  Gotcha!" "  Ha ha ha!" " Yes, but you've got to admit... that I'm getting better at treetop tag." " Yes." " You act more like an ape every day." " Like an ape?" " Uhh!" " Well, I never... heard such a sweet sentiment." " Run!" " They're comin'!" " Who?" " Unhand her, you savage wild man!" "  Eleanor?" "  Hey!" " Ow!" " JANE.." "Eleanor!" " Greenly!" " Hazel!" " What are you doing?" " We've come to rescue you." " Rescue?" "  Stay back!" "  Keep away!" " Come, Jane!" " Hurry!" " Aah!" " Greenly!" " Back!" " Back!" " Captain Jerrold!" " Help us!" " Good day, Miss Porter, Tarzan." " Captain Jerrold." " Ladies, I'll be heading back to the ship now." " Enjoy your visit." " What?" " No!" " Don't leave us here!" " Don't worry, Jane." " We'll protect you from the savage wild man." " No, no." " You don't understand." " No, let go." " Let go!" " Let - let go!" " I don't need to be rescued." " I tried to tell them... that you stayed behind by your own choice... and that you were perfectly safe and happy... here in the jungle, but they wouldn't listen." " And then, when I told them about the wild man" "Savage wild man." " Ha ha!" " Tarzan is not a savage wild man." " You see, he was raised from infancy by gorillas." " Of course." " Yes." " One of your father's science projects." " Perhaps you could put it back in its cage now." " Cage?" " He's got a cage?" " No, no, no." " You don't understand." " Tarzan's not a science project." " He's my husband." " You see, Professor, when you didn't return to England... with Jane as scheduled... we were sure that something-Uhh!" " Something terrible must have happened... to keep you here." " Yes, and then we heard the rumors." " Rumors?" " Oh, my." " We never meant to cause so much worry." " Well, as you can see, we couldn't be better." " Tea?" " What an unusual flavor." "  Do I taste a hint of" " Dirt?" " Well, maybe just a hint." " Sorry." " It's the best we can do with dried figs and banana leaves." " Oh, you've done a splendid job... considering the, uh, you know... circumstances." " You have quite a quaintly-crafted home here." " Yes, it does have its own charm, doesn't it?" " In fact, it was originally built by Tarzan's parents." " Really?" " Tarzan, do tell us more about your family." " I" " I never knew them." "  Poor dear." "  That's very sad." " They were killed by Sabor, the leopard..." " Oh!" "  Oh!" "  In this room." "  Oh!" " Right there." " Oh, Tarzan!" " If it's not too much trouble... do you think you could gather some fruit, dear?" " I'll be right back." " JANE.." "Oh, no." " No hurry." " Really, take your time." " So, how's it going with the troublemakers?" " They aren't troublemakers." " They're Jane's friends." " Eh, same thing." " Personally, I don't trust anyone who wears clothes." " What are they hiding', anyway?" " I like Jane's friends." " They smell nice." " Yeah, well, they can smell all they want." " I'm just saying, keep your guard up, Tarzan." " Pretty soon, Jane will want you to act all civilized... and then it's "Good-bye, vines." " Hello, pants. "" " Jane doesn't want to.." " Aah!" "  Nuru and Sheeta!" " Hah!" " Guess we showed them." " ELEANOR.." "Ha ha!" " Oh, dear, Jane." " Tarzan's not at all the type of man... we expected you to settle down with." " Not that we don't see why you did." " Quite." " He's rather robustly proportioned." " Yes." " I'm very happy... living here in the jungle with Tarzan." " Happy?" " In the jungle?" " Ha ha ha ha!" " My, you certainly have changed." " Changed?" " In what way?" " Well, what Eleanor is saying is... the Jane Porter we went to finishing school with... was a proper lady, and now, well... though it is quite lovely... you do live in what is essentially.." "A tree." " You live in a tree." " But I'm still that proper lady." " I'm still the same Jane Porter... that you went to finishing school with." " I mean, with whom you went to finishing school." " Yes." " In fact, you'll be very impressed to find... that I've already organized a picnic for tomorrow." " Oh!" " I do love picnics." " So put on your Sunday best, ladies." " You'll see that here in the jungle... we can be quite civilized." " I got fruit!" " Mmm." " Oh, Tarzan, this is gonna be absolutely splendid." " We'll have lunch and recite sonnets... and play badminton... just like those lovely picnics I hosted in England." " Anyone who was anyone in English society... always looked forward to a Porter picnic." " Be a dear and wear your father's suit, would you?" " Hello, pants." " Good-bye, vines." " Why?" " In the civilized world, men don't wear loincloths." " It's just not done." " I won't wear the suit." " Why not?" " You're embarrassed by me." " It's not like that at all." " I won't pretend to be something I'm not." " Tarzan!" " Oh." " Gorgeous day for a picnic, isn't it?" " We aren't going much further, are we, Jane, dear?" " I'm afraid.." "I hate to be a bother, but.." "Our feet are killing us!" " It won't be long now." " Aah!" " What was that?" " Jane, I'm sorry to be a nervous Nellie... but I thought I heard something!" " Oh, now, now." " Don't be frightened." " Just look around you!" " I sort of find it... rather like an English garden with.." "An English garden with a 15-foot python." " So, where is your big, strong, protective Tarzan, anyway?" " He was unable to attend." " But perhaps you'll enjoy this." " Oh!" " My word." " It's incredible." " S- s-spectacular." " Ladies, welcome to my paradise." " If I could just get up this tree..." "Oh, dear." "  Professor?" "  Yes, yes." " I'm just on my way up to see you.." "Whoa!" " Oof!" " Ooh!" " No, no, no!" " I can manage." " Heh." " Whoa!" " Ha!" " Oh, dear!" " Ha ha ha!" " What was it that you wanted to see me about?" " You came to see me." " Oh, right, right, right." " I heard about your little spat with Jane." " She's embarrassed by me." " You know Jane was raised in a society... that sometimes values what others think of you... more than what you think of yourself." " That doesn't make any sense." " No, no, no, no." " Much of society doesn't." " If I may, Tarzan..." "Jane lives in your jungle world every day." " Would it be so terrible to live... in her civilized world for just one?" " No." " It wouldn't." " Thank you, Professor." " That's my boy." " Ha ha ha ha!" " Eh... you'll, uh..." "Tarzan?" " Yes, I should like to get down now... if you don't..." "Hello?" " Hello!" " Oh, Jane, this is all so..." "Delightful, Jane." " Perhaps the jungle isn't so savage after all." " We can be quite civilized when we want to be." " N- now, listen to me, you cat.." "you don't even consider making us your dinner... because, you see, I mean, look at us." " We're thin." " We're nearly skin and bones... and I have it on good authority... that the English taste quite gamy." " Indeed!" "  Oh, yes!" " Quite gamy!" "  And gristly!" " Run!" " Up, up, up!" " Hurry!" " Oh!" " They're coming!" "  We're done for!" "  Out of my way!" " What was that?" " Aah!" " Ohh!" " Oh, my." " That was refreshing, wasn't it?" " Yes." " Well... ahem." " Jane, I don't suppose you know where we are?" " Lost!" " Hopelessly lost in a savage jungle!" " Well, that's a bit of an exaggeration-a bit." " It's getting dark." " What do we do?" " Now, girls, I've picked up a thing or two from Tarzan... and if there's anyone who eats, breathes... and sleeps the jungle, it's Tarzan." " TERK.." "Introducing Mr. Fancypants!" " Oh, you look good, Tarzan." " Very civilized." " Jane's gonna be so proud." " TERK.." "Aw, darn, would you look at that?" " We missed the whole picnic." " Too bad." " Well, if somebody didn't stop for termites..." "Like they would serve anything decent at this picnic." " Hey, fancypants, party's over." " Come on." " Let's go chase the flamingos." " Nuru and Sheeta were here." " The panthers?" " Oh, no!" " Jane was always so nice... and her friends smelled so pretty." " Oh, why, cruel fate!" " Why?" " Will this interfere with my flamingo chasing plan?" " Jane and her friends are still alive... and we're going to find them." " If we can just make it to the baboon stream... we should be able to get home, right, girls?" " Jane, dear, please." " We're trying our best to follow you... but I'm afraid that, well" "We're getting blisters!" " It's true." " Oh, do forgive my thoughtlessness." " Here." " I know what will help." " Oh, my shoes!" " You'll be able to go much faster... if we just make a few minor adjustments... to the wardrobe." " Oh, good heavens!" " No!" " Oh!" " Ooh!" " But, Jane, they're Italian!" " They're patent leather!" "  They're..." " Shoes." " Now, step lively, girls." " What if someone sees us?" " The only thing we have to worry about... is them seeing us." " How do we get around them?" " It's dark." " Now I'm scared." " Hello!" " We're with Tarzan." " Panthers run at the mere sight of him." " That was yesterday." " Today, he's wearing pants." " Huh." " You got a point." " This way!" " It's just a little algae." " It'll wash right off." " Here." " We'll use these to breathe." " Jane..." "I'm not sure I understand." " You expect us to go under this..." "Filth?" " It's the only way the panthers... will completely lose our scent." " Ahh!" " I think we've lost them." " Aah!" " Leech!" " Get it off!" " Ooh!" " Hurry!" " I'm growing faint!" " Aah!" " Accursed leech- it's sucking my precious lifeblood!" " It's draining my marrow!" " It's" "A leaf." " So much for keeping it quiet." " Terribly sorry." " Don't be, Greenly." " Jane, what sort of outing is this, anyway?" " First you strip us to our unmentionables... and then you shove us into the muck." " What will you have us do next?" " Grunt like gorillas and swing from the trees?" " If it keeps us alive." " In case you haven't noticed, this is the jungle." " It's not a garden party... and I never should have pretended it was!" " But right now, our survival depends... upon you doing what I say without argument!" " Are we understood?" " That's more like it." " Aah!" " So, would it help if we grunted like gorillas?" " Oh, Tarzan!" " Thank heaven!" " Oh, my!" " I never realized Tarzan was so... so..." "Brave." " Mmm!" " And muscular." " Whoo!" " You say something, Eleanor?" " Aah!" " No, I didn't say-Oh, Jane!" " Aah!" " Uhh!" " Tarzan, no!" "  Ow!" "  Yee-ouch!" " Jane, no!" " Use this vine." " Go!" " JANE.." "Uhh!" " Heh." " Jane!" " Oh!" " Unh!" " Go, Jane!" " You can do it!" " You're almost there!" " She's so lucky." " Oh, Jane, thank you for a truly memorable visit." " You lead a remarkable life." " I envy you, Jane." " You have everything- and I do mean everything." " He doesn't have a brother, does he?" " Or a cousin?" " I'm not choosy." " We're going to miss you so much." " Oh, come, now." " Show some decorum." "  Bye-bye." "  Bye, Jane." " Good-bye, Tarzan." " We'll miss you." " Bye-bye." " I'll miss you." " I hope I see you soon." " Jane... do you miss London?" " Oh, well, every now and again... but my friends were right." " I have changed, and I like it." " So, Mr. Fancypants... you think you'd be up for another round... of treetop tag?" " You're it." " Whee!" " Ha ha!" " Hello?" " Tarzan?" " Anybody?" " I'm getting rather hungry, you know." " And so, Tarzan, Jane... and their valiant elephant friend... lived happily ever after." " Didn't they, Terk?" " Terk?" " Oh!" " Oh!" " Sorry, Terk." " You should've said something." " I did." " You must not have heard me... through the two tons of butt!" " Anyway, Jane, maybe a party ain't the best idea." " Yes." " Perhaps Tarzan would be a bit uncomfortable." " Maybe we'll just have a simple exchange... of gifts instead." " Ooh!" " Well, what sort of gifts do men give women... in the civilized world?" " There are many possibilities." " Perhaps a box of candy... or maybe a dozen long-stemmed roses... or, ooh, some rare gem." " Yes." " Like a..." "Like a diamond?" " Yes, Terk." " Sometimes it's a diamond." " And do you remember the last time..." "Tarzan tried to get you a diamond?" " I do remember that." " That is definitely ringing a bell or two." " I wasn't asking you." " I was asking her." " Right." " Sorry." " I'll be good." " Right." " Yes, I remember, Terk- like it was yesterday." " Watch yourself." " These are dangerous lands." " Control yourself, Merkus." " We don't want to give the locals the wrong impression." " Don't worry." " I'll set 'em right quick enough." " Oh, save it for the jungle beasts, would you?" " We have business here." " And why exactly do you want to hire a guide?" " Forget the guide." " I can handle this place." " You'll have to forgive Merkus." " He's full of scientific curiosity." " Sit." " We are volcanologists... who have come to study the volcano... on the far side of your jungle." " Mm-hmm." " There is only one man with the skills to help you." " R eally?" " And who would that be?" " Ahem." " His name is Tarzan." " He knows the jungle better than the animals themselves... but he won't be easy to convince." " I'll just let this do the talking for me." " I'm afraid Tarzan doesn't speak that language." " Nonsense." " What kind of a man has no interest in money?" " MAN.." "Stop that!" " Unhand me!" " Uhh!" " You can't treat me like this." " If you ever hunt an animal in this jungle again..." "I will do far worse." " My word." " Who is that savage?" " That would be your guide." " Mr. Tarzan!" " Mr. Tarzan, wait." " Allow me to introduce myself." " I am Johannes Niels... and this is my associate Merkus." " Yes." " Well... we've come to study the volcano... on the other side of your jungle... and we need a guide to take us there." " You're not here to study anything." " Wait!" " You found us out." " The truth is, we're going to the volcano... to look for... diamonds." " What are... diamonds?" " Why, my dear fellow... you must get out of the jungle more often." " Diamonds are precious stones of great value." " Why?" " Ooh." " Well... women around the world prize them more than anything else." " What's that man doing?" " It's traditional for a groom... to give his bride a diamond ring." " Is this done in England?" " NIELS.." "Oh, but of course..." "the bigger, the better." " Two months of your salary won't buy much." " Uh... so, Tarzan... will you be our guide?" " I'll think about it." " Oh, I don't trust that one." " We don't need to trust him, Merkus." " We just need to use him." " JANE.." "Why so quiet, hmm?" " You're dining with the most fascinating woman... in the jungle." " The only one, admittedly, but still..." "I was thinking about..." "That is, I was wondering whether..." "Yes?" " What are weddings like back in England?" " Oh, well, beautiful, of course." " The bride's in white with lace... and a train so long... it takes four flower girls just to carry it." " And the men wear morning suits... and there's music and dancing... and beautiful flowers and wonderful food... and a gorgeous cake and..." "And men give their brides rings?" " Diamond rings!" " You should've seen the rock my cousin Gwendolyn got... big as a strawberry." " Of course, her husband is landed gentry, but..." "Well, then again, one English wedding... is really just like another-not like ours." " Who else can say she had a gorilla for a maid of honor?" " What's all this about, anyway?" " Nothing." " I was just wondering." " Tarzan!" " Good morning." " Jane, uh, good morning." " I'm going... out." " Right." " So it appears." " But I'll be back later." " Soon." " Tonight or tomorrow or..." "Or soon." " All right, I'll take you to the volcano." " Excellent." " On one condition." " Here it comes." " I want a diamond for Jane." " Oh." " You drive a hard bargain." " Well, all right." " One diamond, it is." " You sure you want to do this?" " Ohh." " Anything for romance." " Astounding." " He's actually able to communicate with that beast." " They're probably planning to cheat us out of the diamonds." " I see right through that savage." " You're exceptionally paranoid, Merkus." " Still, you'd best keep a close watch on him." " Make way." " Coming through." " Wide load." " One side, my little jungle friends." " I'm..." "Whoa!" " Does he know them crates is full of explosives?" " If it explodes, at least we'll get the ivory." " Oh, my, my, my, my." " Fascinating." " Reflexive closure followed by release." " Oh." " Ha ha!" " Daddy, why do you think Tarzan would hide something from me?" " Slight tingling, no pain..." "Oh!" " Oh!" " Now, that smarts." " Ho ho!" " When he went out this morning, he acted very shifty... as if he were hiding something, and he isn't back yet." " Tarzan, you say?" " He was on his way to the trading post." " Right, right, right." " Fun's over." " Let go." " The trading post?" " I think I'd best get to the bottom of this." " Yes, yes." " Right behind you, Jane." " TARZAN.." "Watch your step, Tantor." " Aah!" " Crocodile?" "!" "  Aah!" "  Aah!" "  Easy now." "  Nice crocodiles." "  Aah!" "  Aah!" " Right!" " Up the tree!" " Aah!" " Whew." " We're safe." " As long as the tree holds out." " Ah, Jane." " How lovely to see you." " Uhh!" " Ahh." " Just need a breath or so." " One moment." " To what do I owe the honor?" " Do you know where Tarzan went?" " Ohh!" " Always Tarzan." " Perhaps sometime you'll come by just to see me?" " Perhaps." " Now, about Tarzan..." "He's guiding two men to the volcano across the jungle." " What?" " Whatever for?" " None of my business... but they were rather unsavory characters." " Goodness." " Did you warn Tarzan?" " No." " I don't make it a practice to offend paying customers." " You know, if something were to happen to Tarzan..." "I would hope this is a shoulder you could cry on." " Daddy, we must get to Tarzan straightaway." " Raah!" " You can come down now." " Thank you." " Waah!" " We're almost at the volcano." " Ha ha ha!" " At last." " NIELS.." "I can practically smell the diamonds already." " It's time, jungle man." " I'm turning on you before you turn on us." " What are you doing?" " Striking first." " I said keep an eye on him." " There's still a lot of digging to do." " Unless you want to do all of it, put that away." " But I..." "If and when we find the diamonds... then you may do as you will with Mr. Tarzan." " All right, let me get this straight." " Tantor and Tarzan are guiding some tough guys... to the volcano across the jungle... but he didn't tell you about it?" " Precisely." " I understand not telling you... but not telling me?" " What are they thinking?" " Almost ready." " What does that thing do?" " You mean... they were... and I..." "Ohh." " Ow!" " It's going to take more than that... to get my diamonds." " Uhh!" " But why would Tarzan be so secretive?" " We've always been entirely open with one another." " Hey, it's Tarzan, all right?" " I'm sure he had a good reason." " Perhaps he couldn't tell you." " Whatever do you mean, Daddy?" " Sworn to silence." " Maybe those chaps have something on him." " Monsieur Dumont said they'd never met Tarzan before." " Very well, then." " Why was he being so cagey?" " Unless, of course, he was..." "Oh, no, no, no." " Preposterous." " Heh heh." " Or is it?" " What, Daddy?" " Tarzan is..." "A spy?" " It all fits." " The implausible background story." " I mean, raised by apes?" " Really." " Hey, come on." " I was there." " I saw the apes, all right?" " But on the outside chance... who do you think he's spying for?" " Oh, please." " There's nobody to spy on in the jungle." " That's what makes it so deviously clever." " Aah!" " Ohh!" " Mr. Niels... might this be what I think it is?" " Yes." " We must be close." " Keep digging." " At the risk of sounding shamelessly cliche... we are rich!" " Sparkly rocks?" " That's what all the shouting's about?" " Mm-hmm." " Women wear these rocks on their fingers." " And they call us uncivilized." " Ahh." " This way, Janey." " TANTOR.." "Terk!" " What are you doing here?" " Jane and the professor... think those guys with Tarzan are bad news." " I tagged along to help out." " What kind of bad news?" " Oh, real bad- the worst, the ultimate pinnacle..." "Hey, are those termites?" " Now, which one of these will Jane like?" " MERKUS.." "I don't think so, mate." " You're not stealing my diamonds." " I am not a thief." " Maybe, maybe not, but better safe than sorry." "  No!" "  Ohh!" "  Tarzan!" "  Or whoever you really are." " Unh!" " Uhh!" " Stop him!" " Not to worry." " I planned for this." " Ha ha ha!" " I showed him, eh?" " Eh?" " Showed him?" " You blew the whole place up!" " Now we'll never get the rest of the diamonds." " Perhaps we should discuss this elsewhere." " Like back on the boat?" " Hmm." " Sounds like thunder." " Sorry." " I got to lay off those fuzzy leaves." " That came from the volcano!" " Uhh!" " Uhh!" " We certainly won't be getting out the way we came in." " And there's more bad news, I'm afraid." "  The ground is on fire." "  Precisely." " This volcano is becoming more active by the minute." " Oh!" " Oh!" " Ohh!" " We must get to higher ground." " There's no way out." " Hmm." " I wonder if..." "Oh, no, no, no." " It's quite ridiculous." " What is it, Daddy?" " Well, if the magma dome is directly under us... then perhaps the volcano's hollow core is above." " Of course, it's unlikely that the top of the cave... is thin enough to break through... even if there were a way to get up there." " Oh." " Good show, Tarzan." " Ha ha!" " Please be careful." " What do you see?" " The professor was right." " It stands to reason." " Hold on tight, Daddy." " Hurry!" " Fascinating." " If only we could study the magma properly." "  Perhaps some other time, Daddy." "  Point well taken." " MERKUS.." "The trading post is this way." " I think." " That jungle man would come in handy right about now." " I told you." " I can handle it." " Oh!" " Is this what you call handling it?" " Run!" " We'll just have to wait them out." " They'll get bored... eventually." "  Ohh!" "  Daddy!" " Oh, thank you, my boy." " Although, at this point, I fear it's for naught." " Tarzan?" " What on earth are you doing?" " Grab hold of me." " Hurry." " But we want to go up!" " Don't worry." " We will." " Is this possible?" " Oh!" " Who cares?" " As long as it's working." " Ha ha ha ha!" " What now?" " Aah!" " Aah!" "  Aah!" "  Aah!" " Aah!" " Oh!" " Sizzling hot." " Far too broiling for comfort." " Oh!" " Oh!" " Oh!" " Ooh!" " Ah!" " Ah!" " Oh!" " Ah!" " Ooh!" " Ah!" " Aah!" " Invigorating!" " Extraordinary!" " Ha ha!" " NIELS.." "There, you see?" " Now we can get" "Up!" " Get up!" " Tarzan!" " You're alive." " I hope you're not angry about that mishap in the cavern." " The diamonds!" " No, no, no!" " Go back!" " You want to go back into that?" " Please, let me explain." " This is all just a big misunderstanding." " We're volcanologists." " You should've let me shoot him while we had the chance!" " You can explain that to the authorities as well." " In the end, justice was served... jungle justice." " That's a very nice story... but I don't see what it has to do... with our anniversary." " Well, Tarzan felt bad when he thought... he was supposed to give you a diamond... and that was just a regular day." " So, imagine how he's going to feel..." "When I step in with an anniversary present... and he has nothing for me." " He'll be crushed." "  Aah!" "  Good heavens!" "  Wow!" " Incoming!" "  Hit the deck!" " Uhh!" " Daddy?" " Is that you?" " Uhh." " What's left of me, Janey, dear." " What happened?" " Well, I was conducting a scientific experiment... to determine if there is a combustible reaction... between sodium dichloronate... and bicarbonate of nitrate." " I take it the answer is yes." " You bet your sweet boopie it's yes!" " Anyway, what brings you all here?" " Tarzan and I have been married a year... so we were just discussing what I should do... to mark the occasion." " Terk and Tantor have already rejected... my previous ideas." " Well, you know, a party would make him feel bad." " And a gift would make him feel even worse." " All right, then." " Maybe we could, I don't know... dance beneath the moonlight?" " Ah, splendid idea, Janey." " You can do a nice waltz." " Or a tango." " Maybe even a fox trot." "#  Rum bum, rum bum bum bum #" "Uh, guys?" " Tarzan and dancing?" " You remember the last time he danced?" " Oh, yes." " That wasn't a happy occasion at all." " Blast!" " Aah!" " Sorry, Nigel, old boy." " And now, Jane Porter, I turn my attention to you." " Connect antenna." " Right-o." "Next." " Insert germanium diode "A"... into receiver base "B."" "Germanium..." "Germanium diode?" " Absurd." " What would I be doing with one of those... in the jungle?" " But, I dare say..." "I can jerry-rig this waffle iron." " Oh, good heavens." " Forgot breakfast again." " What are you doing, Professor?" " Oh, yes." " I'm building a radio, dear boy... a two-way radio." " Against my better judgment I ask... what's a radio?" " It's a device that allows us to communicate... with people very far away." "  Like people in England?" "  I should hope so." " Love to see who's winning the test matches in cricket." " Now, I just need one more wire for the tuner." " It was here somewhere before." " I don't..." "Oh, dear." " I appear to be all out." " But this might do the trick." " Ow!" " I thought humans were big on "Please" and "Thank you. "" " Ha ha ha ha!" " Ah, there, you see?" "#  Hem hem hum ha ha #" "Oh, this is a favorite." "#  Hem lum bum bum bum #" "# Lem pum rum pum #" "Oh, Daddy!" " Strauss!" " How delightful." "#  Da da da da dum #" "# Dum dum, dum dum #" "# Da da da da dum, dum dum... #" "Come, Tarzan, dance with me." " Ohh!" " Ha ha!" " Hmm." " Looks like I'll need another hair." " Ha ha ha ha!" " That was very nice, Tarzan... but not quite a waltz." " What is that?" " It's a three-step ballroom dance in triple meter." " No." " What is that?" " Duck!" " Big duck." " It's an aeroplane." " I think it's in trouble." " It's headed for the river." " Oh, dear." " Perhaps I can pick up the pilot on my radio." " Are you all right?" " Unhand me, sir." " I'm an officer in Her Majesty's service." " I thought you might need help." " My good fellow..." "I have yet to meet the trouble I cannot handle." " Bobby?" " Bobby Canler." " I can't believe it's you!" " Ha ha ha!" " Brainy Janey." " Surprised to see me?" " Ha ha ha!" " Absolutely." " What'd I miss?" " The beginnings of a very juicy love triangle." " Oh, sweet." " This could get good." " What ever are you doing here?" " Oh, you know, on a mission for the queen." " But she was good enough to give me a few days off... so I thought I'd pop down and look you up." " Oh, I'm so glad you did." " How ever did you find me?" " My dear, your friend Hazel... is the biggest gossip on the British isles." " I think all of London knows you're here." " I'm Tarzan, Jane's husband." " Oh, I'm sorry, Tarzan." " This is Robert Canler." " We practically grew up together." " Robert, this is Tarzan." " Ah, yes." " The chap who came to my rescue." " Sir, you have deprived England... of the finest woman in the Empire." "  Congratulations." "  Thank you." " Now leave." " Tarzan!" " Where are your manners?" " I don't trust him." " When I look in his eyes... it's like Sabor is looking back." " Who the devil is Sabor?" " Tarzan, you're being ridiculous." " I've known Bobby since I was five." " He's my oldest friend." " FATHER.." "Help!" " Fire." " Daddy!" " Oh, it was just getting good." " Oh!" " Aah!" " Help!" " Jane!" " Aah!" " Shall we leave the flying to me?" " Daddy!" " Are you in there?" " Yes, yes, yes." " My latest attempt at radio... has had some rather incendiary results." " Sorry to steal your fire, old boy... but it was beginning to look a bit nasty." "  Are you all right?" "  I'm fine." " I'm afraid your radio... will need just a bit of retuning, Professor." " Yes, quite so." " Do I know you from somewhere?" " No, no, no." " Don't tell me." " You're my cardiologist in Khartoum." " No." "  The allergist in Algeria?" "  No." " The urologist in the Urals?" " He was our next-door neighbor in Knightsbrige, Daddy." " You remember Robert Canler." " Little Bobby Canler!" " Why, of course." " All grown up now, I see, what?" " Splendid to see you, dear boy." " Say, you wouldn't by chance know... who's winning the test matches in cricket, would you?" " England over Australia by eight wickets." " Oh, bully." " Spot on." " Good for them." " Bobby, I simply don't know how to thank you." " Well, it was a long flight... and a spot of tea would do wonders." " Oh, absolutely." " Coming, Tarzan?" " No." " He's a bad man, Jane." " My, my." " Look who's jealous." " I'm not jealous." " I just don't trust him." " You don't trust Robert?" " Very well." " You certainly trust me, don't you?" " Well... yes." " Then that should be enough." " Please join us when you're in a more civilized mood." " I apologize for Tarzan." " He's not usually like that." " Oh, I suppose he's feeling threatened." " Where is it?" " As if there could be anything between us." " You're practically a brother to me." " Yes, yes." " Quite right, Jane." " Where is it?" " Good heavens!" " Robert, are you snooping?" " Um, yes." " Caught me red-handed, I'm afraid." " Jane, do you recall a small music box..." "I gave you just before you left London?" " I believe so." " Porcelain, wasn't it?" " That's the one." " You don't happen to still have it, do you?" " Well, I might." " To tell you the truth, I'm not quite sure." " It was my mother's, you see... and, well, there's someone back home..." "I'd very much like to give it to." " I'd best have a look, then, shouldn't I?" " Perfect." " Thank you so much, Jane." " Ha." " Right." " Now all I need is that bit of wire." " Perhaps a bit of nice wiry elephant hair... would do the trick." " Don't mind me." " I just need to borrow a strand or two." " Stop!" " I have sensitive hair follicles." " Come, now." " In the name of science." " No, no, no, no, no!" " Tantor!" " Come back!" " The cricket match is about to start." " Let's go over this one more time." " You didn't go with them because..." "I don't like tea, and I don't like Canler." "  And you're jealous." "  I am not." " Right." " Why would you be jealous?" " I mean, sure, Canler's dashing... and cultured and well-groomed." " In other words, everything you're not." " So why would you even consider being jealous?" " Maybe you're right." " I thought there was something else... but maybe I am just jealous." " Tarzan, Jane loves you." " And you should know by now... that ain't ever going to change... ever." " You're right, Terk." " Thanks." " Humans." " They make this relationship stuff so complicated." " Ah." " Here it is." " Excellent." " Thank you, Jane." " Don't thank me yet." " We'd better make sure it still works." " Oh, this takes me right back." " Robert, do you remember the dance classes... that we took as children?" " Ah, yes." " And as I recall... you had two left feet." " I'll have you know..." "I've become quite an accomplished dancer." " I'm sure you've picked up a few steps from the gorillas." " Sir, prepare to eat your words." "  Here it comes." "  Whoo!" " Tarzan?" " Ohh." " Oh, dear." " Robert, I'm afraid Tarzan has gotten... a dreadfully wrong idea about us." " Terribly sorry, Jane." " Perhaps I should just take my music box and ship off." " Under the circumstances..." "I do think that that would be best." " I'm sorry that you came all the way here only to..." "Well, what's all this?" " Robert, you're not some kind of secret agent... are you?" " Actually, Jane, it's more like a double agent." " Terribly sorry you stumbled across my code machine." " Code machine?" " A British code machine?" " Quite." " And the chaps on the other side... are willing to pay handsomely for it." " Then why did you give it to me?" " Ah." " Heh." " British intelligence was hot on my trail... so as you were leaving the country..." "I slipped it to you for safekeeping." " Of course, I never expected you to stay in Africa." " You're betraying England!" " How could you?" " Is it too lowbrow to say I did it for the money?" " Perhaps." " Is it too highbrow to say..." ""God save the Queen"?" " Aah!" " Oof!" " She always was high-spirited." " Uhh!" " Oh!" " All right, Jane." " Time to stop being a clumsy Clara... and use what Tarzan's taught you." " Uhh!" " Ooh." " So far, so good." " Aah!" " Aah!" " Oh, dear." " Whoa!" " Ooh!" " Stop it!" " Stop!" " Eee!" " Oh!" " Ow!" " Well-played, Jane." " But I simply can't have you running off... and telling others about me." " The Crown takes a rather dim view of high treason." " Now, I promise you, that was the last warning shot." " Ohh!" " I say, old chap, good show." " Who are you?" " Oh." " Y-yes." " I suppose proper introductions are due." " Captain Nigel Taylor of Her Majesty's Royal Air Force... counterintelligence division." " Your friend is already here." "  Friend?" "  Robert Canler." " Sir, Robert Canler is not my friend." " He's a rather dastardly scoundrel." " Are you sure you're not just jealous?" " Jealous?" "!" " Canler stole secret codes." " He betrayed our country." " He shot me out of the sky." " He betrayed your family?" " You might say that." " My good fellow, Robert Canler is a bad man... a very bad man, indeed." " My apologies for the Spartan accommodations." " I hope you're comfortable." " Fit to be tied, actually." " I'm sorry it has to be this way, Jane." " I truly am." " Who-o-oa!" " Blast!" " Canler's eluded me again." " Tarzan, where are you going?" " We can't possibly stop him now." " You can't." " I can." " Unh!" " My, how dramatic." " Oh, what a bothersome chap." " Tarzan!" " Jane!" " Ah, ah, ah." " Not too close." " Your Tarzan's a tenacious fellow." " You have no idea." " Blast it, man." " Fall off already." " Let Jane go!" " Sorry, old bean." " That's not an option." "  Aah!" "  Tarzan, no!" " JANE.." "Someone has to fly the plane!" " Oh, preferably someone who knows how." " I hope Daddy got that radio working." " As I told you before..." "I have yet to meet the trouble I cannot handle." " Haah!" " Um, Professor?" " Yo, Professor, you here?" " All right, the coast is clear, Tantor." " Whew!" " The last thing I want... is him plucking one of my precious hairs." " Ho ho!" " Got it." " Ow!" " Ow!" " My scalp!" " My scalp!" " Oh." " Actually, it didn't hurt a bit." " Of course it didn't." " I'd never hurt a friend like you, Tantor." " Perish the thought." " Ha ha!" " Now we'll finally be able... to listen to those cricket finals." " JANE.." "Help!" " Daddy, can you hear me?" " Janey?" " Whatever are you doing at the cricket finals?" " I'm aboard Robert's aeroplane." " Ha ha ha!" " Which brings up an interesting topic." " You don't happen to know how to fly a plane, do you?" " Well, I have read a thing or two on the subject." " Now, let's see." " Hmm." " I believe you push forward on the yoke... to tilt upwards." " JANE.." "Aah!" " Or is it pull back?" " Pull back, pull back!" " I believe you're right, Jane." " It is pull back." "  Sounds right to me." "  Suddenly you're an expert?" " Now, landing is quite simple." " Just keep the nose up." " Right." " Nose up." " Right." " Aah!" " Ohh!" " All right, all right!" " You win." " JANE.." "Gentlemen?" " Brace yourselves." " It's going to be a bumpy ride." " I do believe we have a problem." " Oh, good show, Tarzan!" " Simply marvelous!" " Yes, indeed." " Ha!" " I hope you don't think me ungrateful, Tarzan... but I have a code machine to deliver." " And don't try to follow me... or I shall be forced to cut this vine." " Jane, it was ever so good seeing you again." " Ta-ta." " I wish the feeling was mutual." " Tarzan!" " Uhh!" " Aah!" " Help!" "  Help!" "  Jane." " Aah!" " Unh!" "  Aah!" "  No!" " Oh!" " Well done, Robert." " Well done." " Thank you, Jane." " So, Tarzan, no harm, no foul, right?" " Land the plane... now!" " ROBERT.." "Just thought I'd ask." " That ought to hold even a scoundrel like you, Canler." " Don't worry about me, Janey." " With the possible exception of Tarzan... there's no trouble I can't handle." " Perhaps." " The courts may have a different opinion." " Good-bye, Robert." " Not good-bye, Jane... just "until the next time. "" " Your instincts were right, Tarzan." " Robert was up to no good." " Yes, but he did save you... so maybe there is some good in him." " All's well that ends well, I guess." " Jane, do you recall how hurt Tarzan was... when he saw you dancing with Bobby?" " Yes." " Well, I'm afraid asking him to dance... may reopen those old wounds." " So now what am I left with?" " I can't have a party." " I can't give a gift." " I can't even dance with my own husband... on our anniversary." " Jane..." "anniversaries are very... civilized notions... and Tarzan isn't a civilized man." " All right, then." " So be it." " Happy anniversary, Jane Porter." " ALL.." "Surprise!" "  What is this?" "  Our anniversary party." " Ha ha!" " Party?" " It's our anniversary, Jane." " Tarzan, you're wearing your father's suit." " Yes." " I thought I should be better dressed for a party." " Ah." " You three knew all along." " Guilty as charged." " Ha ha ha." " Jane, there's more." " More?" " What more could I possibly want?" " How about this?" " Oh, Tarzan, it's huge!" " Did this come from the diamond mine?" " Ha ha." " Yes." " I've been waiting... for the right moment to give it to you." " You understand my world better than I ever thought." " Just as you understand mine." " CHORUS.. # Singin' to the song of life #" "WOMAN.." 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