Beck Produces the Mother of All Conspiracy Theories

This is a hilarious video clip of Glenn Beck at his famous blackboard, saying that America will soon be ruled by a combination of China and Islam.  Oh, and Russia.  And the Nazis.  And America will become a third-world country.  And it’s all about the Common Core education standards. 

BTW, last night I read an interesting statistic.  5% of the US population believes in shapeshifting UFO reptilian aliens.  A lot of those are probably Glenn Beck fans. 

Francisco Bacopa

In terms of wealth and income distribution the US is already beginning to look like a third world country. 

oranje

They went after a bunch of RWW’s videos, so I’m not surprised this video got pulled.  It’s like he doesn’t want people actually seeing what he says while he pressures cable companies to carry his channel. 

What about cats and dogs?  Will they be living together?  Will it be total chaos? 

azportsider

“…Shapeshifting UFO reptilian aliens,” raven?  I thought Beck was one! 

Randomfactor

Public school teachers in MY area are excitedly awaiting Common Core, because it specifically mentions using the Bible in class, and they think they can use it to spread the Gospel to the kids.  So please, Mr. Beck, get them Bible-thumpers to oppose the standards. 

http://www.clanfield.net janiceintoronto

#7

“In terms of wealth and income distribution the US is already beginning to look(ing) like a third world country.” 

I think that’s closer to the truth. 

ambulocetacean

If the Chinese government really is in league with Big Islam, that will come as quite a surprise to the Uighurs, who last time I looked were having their heads lopped off and being forced to keep pigs in their mosques. 

bmiller

Well…I believe that there is a “conspiracy*” to turn the U.S.into a Third World country.  But it is being directed by the kinds of white upper class businessmen that Beck’s politics loves. 

* No, there is no cabal, but the logic of the market and political economy as currently structured makes it inevitable

In case #18 is serious, I think copyright laws are a necessary evil.  Abuse of copyright laws is an unnecessary evil.  And claims of the monetary losses due to copyright violations are ridiculously overblown. 

5% of the US population believes in shapeshifting UFO reptilian aliens.  A lot of those are probably Glenn Beck fans. 

zippythepinhead

Colbert did a hilarious bit that started out about gun control but quickly devolved into the axiom that any liberal policy eventually leads to bestiality.  Beck uses similar logic, that all government leads to nazism. 

It’s like Glenn Beck is the conservative Stephen Colbert … or something.  Only not funny. 

some bastard on the net

raven #6

BTW, last night I read an interesting statistic.  5% of the US population believes in shapeshifting UFO reptilian aliens.  A lot of those are probably Glenn Beck fans. 

You fools!  Don’t you see it!?  America is clearly under attack by The Founders of the Dominion!  That explains how our enemies are simultaneously gay, atheist, muslim, female, commie, nazi , space-lizardmethings!!