"Previously, on In Plain Sight..." "I think our office is on the chopping block." " That's really above your pay grade." " The cheerleader-- she doesn't seem your type." " I am both annoyed and impressed that you kept this little relationship a secret from me." " Oh, my God." " Marshall." "  Would you..." " Yes!" " It's you, if anyone, who has a deeply-ingrained pattern to your romantic involvements." " We've never really talked about kids." "  Do you want to have children?" "  I don't know." " I mean..." "I don't think we should get married in July." " Or at all." " I don't know if you love me enough to make this work." " ♪" "Let's give it up for Miss J'enny Se Quoi!" " Merci beaucoup!" " And now, for our final contestant in the Miss Drag Louisiana contest, please welcome to the stage Miss Armed Kandy!" " Get ready to party, bitches!" " 'Cause there's no lip-syncing with this queen." " With Kandy, it's all real." " I love you, Kandy!" " ♪ At first I was afraid" "♪ I was petrified" "♪ kept thinkin' I could never live ♪" "♪ without you by my side" "♪ and I spent oh, so many nights ♪" "♪ thinking how you did me wrong ♪" "♪ and I grew strong" "♪ and I learned how to get along ♪" "♪ so, now you're back from outer space ♪" "♪ well, I just walked in to find you here ♪" "♪ with that sad look upon your face ♪" "How many times I gotta tell ya?" " This box in my office." " You're late again." " I got it for ya!" " Tell Connard to back off." " My office." " ♪ I will survive" "This H is a joke." " Take it up with Connard." " Knock-knock, Ray..." "Kandy, run!" " This witness once told me there's truth in fairy tales." " Coffee." " Black as you can make it." " The problem with fairy tales... and I tried to explain this to him... is that they end too soon." " They are, at best, a prologue for the messy chapters to come." " Sure, Snow White and Prince Charming may do "happily every after" for a while." " But then she comes home to find him banging Rapunzel in the big bed and you've got a different story." " There's no truth in fairy tales, not really." " Know how you can tell?" " They're called "fairy tales."" " So, who are the, uh," ""mommy mean girls" tearing apart today?" " I wouldn't know." " When I go on safari," "I like to keep a safe distance from the predators devouring their prey." " Goes double for rogue males." " Who says I'm a rogue male?" " Everything about you." " Quasi-retro tee shirt, the too-ironic-by-half frat-boy gleam in your eye." " I spotted your moves a mile away." " Well, I'm Kenny." " For the record, I was never in a frat." " This tee shirt is not retro, it's just old, and ask my ex." " I don't have any moves." " Charming single dad devoid of any moves?" " That's your move." " All right." " Okay." " But can you blame me?" " I mean, we know these women put out." " They all have babies." " Got it." " That's funny." " Hey, check it out.  2:00." " Don't snooze on mommy and me yoga." " Aggressively available, clearly double-jointed." " Well, thanks for the tip." " Mm." " No sweat." " Ooh, and this is Oliver." " Best wingman on the planet." "  Is that right?" "  Yup." " Just so you know, um, my radar's only set to single moms." " What a guy." " Speaking of, if you'd ever like to grab a bite, or a quasi-retro tee shirt." " Hi." " That's my cue." " Hi, Joanna." " Good morning." " Be home around 6:00." " Formula's in the fridge, okay?" " Go to work." " You know we'll be fine." "  Bye, mommy." "  Bye, bug." " Kenny, Joanna." " Joanna, Kenny." " She's single." " Go for it." " Hi." " Coffee stains the teeth." " No, right." " Makes perfect sense." " Ray." " The guy on the left is the one who killed him." " Jack Ducey, senior lieutenant in Tremaine Connard's drug cartel out of Louisiana." " Without Witness Protection," "I promise you, Douglas, you're next." " You have first-hand knowledge of how Connard moved his heroin, you could speak to the Verve vodka front, how the operation worked inside the club." " Couple that with your testimony against Ducey on the murder charge, and the odds that he'll flip on Connard, there's no bigger threat to these guys than you." " Look, I get why I can't go back to New Orleans, but I still don't see why I have to give up Kandy." " It's drag." " I could be Kandy anywhere." " Connard's gonna have every drag club covered searching for you." " You're losing a hobby, Doug, not a career." " You get the sudden urge to belt out a tune, there's a karaoke bar on every block here." " Just, you know, keep your pants on." "  Fred..." " No, you know..." " Oh, no, what?" "  No, Fred, we... we got this." " Douglas, I hate to say this, but performing your act... it's too dangerous." " It isn't an act." " And it isn't a hobby." " That world is my life." " When I am Kandy, people..." "They look." " And they listen." " They're inspired." " Kandy's strong, she's powerful." " Right." " I get it." " I see." " If I was a doctor or a lawyer, maybe then you'd have a little compassion, but for the freak show..." "No one's calling you a freak, Douglas." " We all dress up to be who we need to be." " Mine's just different." " Bette Midler signing up for the WITSEC tour, or is she going solo?" " He's in, but he's having a hard time." " Zeitlin's worried he won't hold up on the stand." " I hate you." " You officially had the easiest witness on the planet." " Guy basically lived in disguise." " His own mother wouldn't recognize him now." " Do you think we could have lunch today?" " Wouldn't put it past us." " We have lunch every day." " I know, but there's something I want to tell you." " Something important." " Important?" " What does that mean?" " Of import." " It's personal." " Gross." " How about Gianni's, 1:00?" " You're freaking me out, Marshall." " Since when do you make appointments to talk to me over lunch at Gianni's?" " If you have something to say, spit it out." " Abigail and I got engaged." " I was gonna tell you at lunch, but..." "Wow." " Engaged." " What's the age of marital consent in New Mexico?" " It's not that big a difference." " Not by Elvis standards." " I proposed at the firing range." " Oh, well..." "You're welcome, I guess." " And so, I mean..." "So, you're sure about this?" " Just 'cause, I mean, you're a "married for life,"" "book joint burial plots" kind of guy." " So, you don't approve." " Just seems kind of fast." " It's been a year and a half." " And that's long enough to be sure?" " For you, or for me?" " Marshall, let's go." " Time to get Douglas settled." " Since 1970, the Federal Witness Protection program has relocated thousands of witnesses, some criminal, some not, to neighborhoods all across the country." " Every one of those individuals shares a unique attribute, distinguishing them from the rest of the general population." " And that is, somebody wants them dead." " I still can't believe this." " Look, Douglas, you have to have a job." " And while this might not be as glamorous as you're accustomed to, at least it makes use of your expertise." " Yeah." " A dress shop in Albuquerque." " I'm a modern-day cinderfella." " We had a deal, Susan." " I threw my support behind you for Almanza's job, you get on the bat phone to the oval office to save Albuquerque." " But when I put my jacket on this morning," "I found a switchblade in my back!" " Lose an inspector from this office!" " That's your idea of a cost-cutting measure?" " Yeah, well, you're not..." "you're not helping, Susan, no." " You're dismantling." " We had a deal." " In my neighborhood, that meant something!" " It was a covenant!" " I'm putting you on notice, okay?" " I don't intend to let you get away with this, Susan." " From now on, you be careful where you put your jacket on in the morning!" " Hi, are you Jacob?" " I'm Marshall." " We emailed about the job." " This is my brother Douglas." " Oh, there's quite a resemblance." " We get that a lot." " So, nice to meet you." " So, Douglas, you are the tailor?" " Yes." " I'm a regular Motel Kamzoil." " Right." " As I told your brother, we cater in special event dresses, like weddings and, uh, sweet 16s." " Dresses are my specialty." " Oh, music to my ears." " It's prom season, and I'm drowning here." " How 'bout we get that paperwork out of the way, and get you sewing?" " Be right back." "  Congratulations." "  Yeah." " Right." " Next stop, Project Runway." " Mary?" "  Raph." "  I-I didn't expect to..." "Wow, what're you..." "what're you doing..." " We were grabbing some..." " When did you..." "Wait, wait, wait." " Y-you go first." " I mean, wow." " Look at you." "  Look at me?" "  Yeah." "  Look at you." " You've got a..." " Oh." " A Norah." " Yeah." " I've got a Norah." " It's a... it's a long story." "  Congrats." "  Thanks." " Wow." " So, what're you doing here?" " What're you doing back?" " The Isotopes need a new third base coach." " I closed the deal yesterday." " You're kidding." " That's cool, right?" " So, you're back in Albuquerque." " I am." " Wow." "  How's the family?" "  Good." " I mean, actually, Brandi ditched her fiance at the altar and then dove headfirst into a sea of vodka." " Jinx is holding her hair back in rehab, but I'll just go with "the same."" "  I see." "  Yeah." " We've got to get to this" " team party thing." "  Oh, yeah." " No, go, go." " I didn't..." "I don't want to keep you." "  Yeah, maybe, uh..." " Okay." " Maybe we could have dinner sometime?" "  Sure." "  I've got a lot to tell you, and I'd really love to hear about everything." " Yeah, that sounds great." " Great." " My wife is gonna be so excited to meet you." " Wife?" " What?" " Abigail just called." " Douglas got arrested." " Meet you at APD." " Yeah, okay." " I'll be there in a few." " Hey." " You owe Mark a six-pack." " He took Norah to poker night." " What's with the dressy clothes?" " I was on my way to pick up Abigail for the theater." " All-female production of Hedda Gabler." " Already bored." " Apparently, Douglas was grabbed for assault." " I was his one phone call, his "brother" Marshall." " Abigail poke around?" " She knows better than that." " She's getting it worked out." " Gotta say, I find it interesting that the guy who goes on and on about pretty much everything got engaged without talking to his own partner first." " Maybe he figured it best to talk to his bride-to-be about it first." " Oh, of course." " Believe me, I'm totally happy for you guys." " I just find it, you know..." "Interesting." " I find it interesting that you find it interesting." " Okay, then." " What was I supposed to do?" " Idiot called my Angela fat." " I said she was zaftig." " People, you want the cuffs back on?" " Keep it up." " Hey, sorry to put a crimp in our plans, but I..." "I appreciate the heads up." " You look amazing, by the way." " You're the sweetest." " Any sweeter, I'd be in a diabetic coma." "  Can we just..." " I only suggested an a-line because when I'm feeling hippy, I wear an a-line." " So, my Angela's a man, now." " All right, all right." " Cool it, both of you." " Who the hell are you?" " A sleep-deprived mom with a Glock and an itchy trigger finger." " Next question." " Think we can let your brother off with a warning, but keep him out of trouble." " Will do." " Thanks." " I'll get him home." " You two have plans." "  Oh." "  Thanks, Mary." " Marshall and I were gonna celebrate our..." "Engagement." " He told me." " Congrats, or whatever it is people say." " They say "congrats."  Good guess." "' Kay." " Let's go." " I'm just saying Marshall told me to use my expertise." " You saw the girl." " A-line is her friend." " Yeah, well, now I've got to find you somewhere else for you to use your expertise." " The dress shop's out." " I'll find you something, just in the meantime, can you just try to blend in?" " Keep your head down, and..." " What the?" "  Uh!" " It's not what you think." " Really?" " You idiot." " What part of "no more drag" got lost in translation, huh?" " It's just a token." " This is not a token, this is a gateway wig." " Mary, I swear, I-I just kept it as a reminder." " I'm not performing." " I'm not even going to put it on." "  Uh-huh." " What's this?" "  The IQ, the local paper." " I'm reading it." " I happen to live here now." " Tell me, is this it, or do I need to toss the place?" " That's it." " I promise." " I promise." " Listen, you have to understand, I didn't just lose Kandy." " Everything." " My whole life." " And Spencer." " I'll never see him again." " Spencer was your boyfriend?" " He's my son." " What?" " You have a kid, you don't say something?" " Douglas, we could've brought him into the program." " I haven't seen him since he was three." " I'd always hoped someday... anyway." " I always thought I'd make a good father." " Just not at 18." " At 18 I didn't even have a glimmer I was gay." " I had a lot to figure out." " At 18, we all have a lot to figure out." " I'm sorry about what happened." " Douglas, you gotta suck it up." " Okay, listen to me, this program is really hard for almost everyone." " I see it every day." " I don't care if you're a cop, or a thug, or a guy who sings Streisand in five-inch heels." " But it's doable." " I see that every day too." " Streisand?" " What am I, 80?" " No more wigs." " Got Douglas a new job." " He starts tonight." " Thank me whenever." " Something he'll like?" " It's at that jewelry store where that guy I kinda like got me that thing I sorta hated." " How many openings they got?" " A.D. Campbell has her way, we could all end up there." "' Morning, sunshine." "  What's with Debbie downer?" "  Budget stuff." " Rough night?" " Oh, yeah, it was ground zero." " Pooping, teething..." "Lotta liquid." "  It's not for sissies." "  No joke." " My clothes hurt, I haven't slept for months." " No time for anything even remotely social." " Turns out babies are the best form of birth control since four-inch sideburns." " Meanwhile, you're walking around all bright-eyed with that ridiculous grin 'cause guess who's banging the prom queen." " Have you tried a cheesecloth sack filled with a frozen banana?" " What?" " No." " For Norah." " For the teething, I mean." " Oh, thank you, sweet and gentle Jesus." " Try it tonight." " All right, well, I would, except I've got this dinner with Raph." " Raph." " When did this happen?" " You don't mention that?" " Oh, by the way, I got engaged." " The Isotopes hired him as some kind of coach, I guess." " Okay, so, this dinner date... is it, uh, dinner or a date?" " It's dinner." " With Raph and his wife." " Yeah, that's right." " He dropped the wife-bomb on me, then ran for cover." " You didn't cancel." " Why would I?" " I broke up with him." " Anyway, he's a friend." " I want to see how he's doing." " Don't think so." " No, what I think..." "Here we go." " You and Raph didn't work out, so how, pray tell, did the story end?" " Shoot me now." " You don't do well with unresolved." " Understandable, given your decided lack of resolution with your father." " Okay, Freud, kick back, put your feet up." " You know, sometimes a cigar is just..." "Mary." " It's me." " Okay, fine." " Yeah, fine." " So, sure." " Maybe I'm curious." " Maybe I want to see how things turned out." " You just want to know if she's pretty or not." " I hate it when you know me." " So, I'm looking through photos, trying to find this picture of us on our trip to Cancun, when I see this one of us at a baseball game, which I have absolutely zero memory of," "so, I zoom in, and it turns out it's you." " Wow." " You think someone has a type?" " Yeah, blondes with boobs." " So sad." " This was a really bad idea." " Yeah, well, duh." " And he buried the lead." " He never told me you were a marshal." "  Oh." "  That is so cool." " So, what does a marshal do?" " Well, um..." "Come on, Vic, I'm sure she doesn't want to talk about work." " No, it's fine." " I'm fine." " No, he's right." " Sorry." " It's just you're a mom, you're a marshal." " I don't know how you pull it off." " Well, never sleeping helps." " Listen, far be it for me to play matchmaker," "I don't even know if you're in the market." " But I know a ton of great single guys." " Right." " Thanks." " Thank you, but I'm good." " Yeah." " I met someone recently, actually." " Sort of a coffeehouse deal." " So..." "Anyway, I'm all set." " Well, think about it." " Let me know if you change your mind." " I can switch back to matchmaker mode like that." " I bet." " Okay, I'll be right back." " Okay." " It's like I almost don't even need to be here." " I like her." " And she likes you too." " I can tell." " Listen..." "I was surprised you had a baby." " You think you were surprised." " She was kind of a happy accident." " Really happy, but..." "It's... you always used to say you didn't want to have kids." " Maybe you didn't want to have them with me." " Come on, Raph." " It wasn't that." " And I didn't want them." " You know, it all just sorta happened." " But I mean, come on, you more than bounced back." " Right?" " You're all married and stuff." " Yeah." " She's amazing." " We're really happy." " Well, you deserve it." " Some stories deserve happy endings." "  This was fun." "  Yeah." " It's so great to finally meet the one who got away." " Well, it was great to meet you too." " Really." " Coulda done without the flan, but what's a couple more crunches" "I'm never gonna do, right?" " We should do this again." " Invite coffeehouse guy." " Make it a double date." " Yeah, right." " I don't know if, um, Kenny's double date material, but..." "That's work." " I should, um..." "Take it." " We'll call you." " Okay." " Hey, what's up?" " Douglas was a no-show at his new job." " He's not answering his cell, not at his apartment." " Who was the last person to see him?" " You when you brought him home from APD." " Any ideas?" " Got a hunch." " Thank you." " Thank you very, very much." " I love you all, each and every one of you." " Mwah!" " Mwah!" " Man, I know I should've tossed his apartment." " Who buys one wig?" " Warhol comes to mind." " Of course he does." " Let's just grab Lady Gaga before he gets himself killed." " Okay?" " Please." " Sorry for interrupting your date." " You didn't interrupt, and it wasn't a date." " So, what's Raph's story?" " Who'd he end up with?" " Me, but better." " Hey, check it out." " Verve." " Connard's favorite." " Just restocking." " Looks legit." " Dragstrip Throw-down is proud to welcome the newest member of our Albuquerque family," "Miss Cybil Disobedience." " I'm not seeing Douglas." " How sure are you he's here?" " Get ready to party, bitches!" " Pretty sure." " 'Cause with this queen, there's no lip-syncing." " With Cybil, it's all real." " ♪ At first I was afraid ♪" "♪ I was petrified" "♪ kept thinking I could never live ♪" "♪ without you by my side" "Let's just watch the crowd." " We'll grab him offstage." " Okay?" " ♪ And I grew strong" "♪ and I learned how to get along ♪" "♪ so, now, you're back" "♪ from outer space" "♪ well, I just walked in to find you here with that sad... ♪" " Oh, my God!" "  Party's over." " No, this is not what you think." " You know, you keep saying that." "  Wait, just... stop, please!" "  No." " You lied to me." " What, are you trying to get yourself killed?" " Cybil looks nothing like Kandy, okay?" "  Shh!" "  Okay?" " I'm not stupid." " But this is my life." " My world." " It's who I am." " Nobody's gonna recognize me in this club." " This club stocks Verve, which means Connard has access." " And how many drag queens do you know actually sing as well as you in a competition lousy with Milli Vanillis?" "  I didn't think about..." " No, you didn't." " Just better hope you weren't spotted." "  But I can't just go back..." " No." " No more talk." " This isn't The View." " You breached, jackass." " Let's go!" " Okay, so intel from the Marshal's Fugitive Taskforce in New Orleans has Connard's men on the move and heading west on I-10." " My guess, they know you're in Albuquerque." "  Jesus." " ' Scuse me." " Protocol for me, Douglas, is we're gonna have to move you." " Wait... what?" " That's it?" " I just have to go?" " Where am I going?" " For your safety, we don't make that call." " All we know is we've got 12 hours to get you out of here." "  Just like that." "  Yeah." " Again?" " Here's what's gonna happen, Douglas." " Marshall and the team are gonna go to your apartment, pack up all your things, get you en route to a new location." " I can't believe this." " I didn't mean to screw things up like this." " How did you mean to screw things up?" " Mary, Marshall, we'll finish up here with Douglas." " Why don't you get things rolling?" " Fine with me." " This time tomorrow, this guy and his wardrobe are someone else's problem." " Hey, listen." " I might be kind of late tonight." " I've got this work thing." " Don't worry about it." " I'm happy to help." " You know that." " We got that." " Let's go see who's at the door." "  Hi." "  Hi." " Is Mary here?" " Mary, you have a profoundly handsome gentleman caller." " Oh." " Hey." " Come on in." " Raph, Joanna." " Joanna, Raph." "  Oh." "  Hey." " Hi." " You know what, I think she needs a little change, so we'll go do that." " It's lovely to meet you, Raph." " Yeah, that's Norah's, um, grandma." " Not Jinx, obviously." " She's the mother of the father." " Anyway..." "Just wanted to come by and say" "Victoria and I had a great time at dinner." " Thanks for being so cool to her." " It meant a lot." " Of course." " I'm glad you're back." " Me too." " In a weird way, maybe it's a good thing you weren't in love with me." " I would not have met her." " Ah." " I see." " Well, then, you're welcome." " Uh, I also wanted to give you these club seats for you and Marshall." " You know what," "Marshall and I aren't really doing games any more." "  Oh, right.  'Cause of Kenny." "  Kenny." " Who's..." "Oh, Kenny." " God, no." " No, no." " No, it's just that Marshall went all Jerry Lee Lewis and got engaged." " Engaged?" " Whoa." " That's huge." " You okay with that?" " Of course I am." " Why wouldn't I be?" " I know how close you two are, and marriage changes things." " He's my partner, he's my friend." " I'm happy for him." " It's just interesting." " And what about your baby daddy?" " Don't say "baby daddy."" " Fine." " What about Norah's father?" " Mark." " His name is Mark." " And he's a great dad." " But he's not..." "I mean, we're not..." "You are an incredible woman, Mary, you know." " You're a great marshal, and I'm sure you're a great mom." " And, you know, some guy's gonna be very lucky..." "Raph, thanks." " Thank you, but I'm happy." " Really." " Just keep the tickets." " Give them away." " You decide." " Either way." "  Thanks." "  Anyway..." "See you around." " Yeah." " See ya." " Hey, Charles, any openings come up yet at Homeland Security?" " Just keep looking, please." " 'Cause I got new intel that says this place is turning into an Agatha Christie novel." " Stan pulled all of our personnel files, and I got a sneaking suspicion that this little Indian's gonna be the first to go." " Listen, you stick to the program, you follow the rules, relocation works." " Keep that in mind, and wherever you end up," " you'll do fine." "  Yeah." " Wherever I end up." " Listen, it doesn't really matter where I am." " I'm just wondering if maybe they could find my son." " They could try." " Set up a meeting in a neutral location." " Maybe even regular visits down the road." " That would really mean a lot." " Thank you." " One step at a time, though, Douglas." " Let's just get you on the train." " Yeah." " Hey, stay out of trouble." "  He's all yours." "  Mary, Marshall!" "  Hold up!" "  What?" " Douglas, do not get on that train." " Wh-what's going on?" " DEA confirmed the Fugitive Task Force intel." " Connard's crew is moving in on Albuquerque." " Not just his crew." " No, Connard's coming after you, Doug." " Apparently he wants to send a message to anyone even thinking about doing the right thing." "  We got an ETA?" "  Tomorrow night." " Now, your task force guys are reporting chatter, you know, about Verve, club, competition." " Right, right." " Tomorrow night's the finals." " Okay, fine, they're coming in." " Let's get him out." " Your genius move is to pull him off the train?" " I say shove him on." " Unbelievable." " When do I get to fail upwards?" " Look, people, the stars are aligning, okay?" " I have a re... we have a real shot here to dismantle this whole operation, and we're taking it." " Good." " Count me in." " I'll do whatever you need." " Hey." " Shut it." " Zeitlin, you gotta be kidding me." " Putting a witness in play is a non-starter." " Let's go, Douglas." " Get on the train." " No, no, no, wait, just..." "we're not putting him in play." " He will not be in any danger, okay?" " But his expertise about the drag world is critical to this operation." " You could have him miles away, but we just need his help with whoever's gonna stand in for him." " What're you talking about "standing in"?" " You know." " An agent." " Undercover, in drag." " Stan, my God, help me out here." " Mary, the operation's already been approved." " By whom?" " Rupaul?" " What is this?" " We just need an agent that looks enough like Douglas who can pull off Cybil Disobedience." " Enforcement ops are reaching out to task force commanders as we speak, looking for your match." " Oh, I see." " So, you need somebody who can pass as Douglas." " Or, I don't know, his brother?" " Don't do this." " I'm not." " What?" " I look nothing like his brother." " Come on, pal, cheer up." " Let's go buy you a lady razor." " Oh..." "Just say it." " You're like Tootsie on stilts." " You're Ms. Doubtfire on a diet." " Should I keep going?" " That's all you got." " You're Tyler Perry in anything." " Okay, stop." " Now that your brows are done, just gonna add a little concealer." " A little?" " Have you seen the forehead?" " You know, in Elizabethan times it was the norm for men to perform as women." " I'm carrying on a grand tradition." " Like Rosalind in As You Like It." " Well done, Zeitlin." " You have no idea how liberating it is to put on this makeup and just to become someone else." " That's the beauty of WITSEC, Douglas, minus the lady gear." " Well, I get to change my name, and where I live, and what I do, but I can't change who I am." " When I was Kandy, it's the only time I ever really felt unstoppable." " Kandy gave you courage, fine, but what you're doing... testifying..." "from where I'm sitting," "Douglas has courage to spare." " Right, right." " Look at me." " Am I really someone people listen to, respect?" " You deserve respect, Douglas." " You do." " You've got mine." " All right, stop talking." " Close your eyes." " Mmm, hello, Dolly." " Marshall... oh, man." " You almost, uh..." "I almost... well..." "Please finish that sentence." " No, it's beautiful work, Douglas." " Fabulous." " I'm just getting started." " By the time I'm done with you, cheekbones, you're gonna make the angels weep." "" Cheekbones."  Classic." " All right, Stan, what do you got?" " I mean, besides a sudden bi-curious urge for "cheekbones," here?" " Just got off with DEA." " Operation tonight is a go." " Now, Delia and I will run surveillance from the van on the alley side of the club." " Mary, you're inside team leader, eyes on Marshall." " DEA's your backup." " Marshall, you're backstage with the other contestants." " Once we I.D. Connard and his guys, we're gonna draw him out into the alley, or to the d-side for the take-down." " No O.K. Corral in this club tonight." " We clear?" " Clear." " FYI... "cheekbones"..." "That's gonna stick." " We've got eight people on this." " One at the front door, one in the alley, the rest are inside." " The competition just kicked off." " The alley's clear." " How's up front?" " Clear." " No sign of Connard." " Mary, what're you seeing?" " Apart from Turn Back Time Cher and a tragic pink impersonator," " not much." " Marshall?" "  We're good backstage." " Think Connard had a change of heart?" " Doesn't sound like him." " And now, Miss Cybil Disobedience!" " Thank God for Glee club." " Wish me luck." " Good evening, ladies and..." "ladies." " Get ready to party!" " Oh, my God." " He's really gonna sing." " Connard better make his move soon for all our sakes." " With Cybil, it's all real." " Stan, please tell me you're getting this." " We're getting it." " ♪ At first I was afraid, I was petrified ♪" "♪ kept thinking I could never live ♪" "♪ without you by my side" "♪ but I spent so many nights ♪" "♪ thinking how you did me wrong ♪" "♪ that I grew strong" "♪ and I learned how to get along ♪" "Oh, my God." " ♪ And now you're back" "♪ from outer space" "♪ I just walked in to find you here ♪" "♪ with that sad look upon your face ♪" "You go, girl." " ♪ I should've made you leave your key ♪" "♪ if I had known for just one second ♪" "♪ you'd be back to my back door ♪" "♪ now, go" "♪ out the door" "♪ just turn around now..." "That's the guy." " Connard and his plus-size plus-one," " they're here." "  Yeah." " Well, the last thing these clowns want is attention." " No one starts shooting till the curtain comes down." " ♪ I got all my life to live ♪" "♪ I got all my love to give ♪" "♪ and I'll survive" "♪ I will survive" "♪ I... will... survive-uh!" " Good night, Albu-queer-que!" " He's done, and I know because he curtsied." " All right, Marshall, they're here." " We're a go." " Excuse me." " Excuse me." " Pardon me." "  DEA!" " Get over here!" "  U.S. Marshal!" "  They got away!" "  No kidding!" " I wasn't talking to you!" " Stan, do you copy?" "  Copy." "  They're heading towards fifth!" " Delia, what're you doing?" " I got this, I got this." "  U.S. Marshals!" " Stay down!" "  Stay down!" " Told you I had 'em." " Get your hands behind your back!" " Not exactly in the handbook, but nice work, Inspector." " Hey, cheekbones." " You good?" " Yeah." " Just these pantyhose chafe." " This court is adjourned." " Bailiff, take Mr. Ducey into custody." " Up there on that stand, Douglas, you commanded the room." " I'm telling you, Kandy would be proud." " Ducey's lawyer just contacted us." " One look at your testimony, the guy practically leapt across the table, begging to flip on Connard." "  Thank God it's over." "  You did good." " I still can't believe I'll never be Kandy again." " Douglas, you and Kandy..." "The best parts of her..." "they're the best parts of you." " They always were." " Yeah." " And I'm ready to start over." " As me." " Oh, hey, can I ask a favor?" " I was hoping I could maybe meet my son." " You said you guys might be able to arrange something." " Once you're all set up in the new city, we'll see if we can track him down." " That would be..." "Just..." "Thanks." " For everything." " You're welcome." " Got plans tonight?" " Oh, yeah, big plans." " Hang with a baby, change a diaper, live the dream." " Well, when you're ready to get back out there to the grownups table or whatever," "I'm happy to watch Norah." " Abigail too." " You mean you can watch Abigail and Norah at the same time?" " I'm a man of many talents." "  Offer's always on the table." "  Thank you." " Congratulations, Rosalind." " Oh." " You shouldn't have." " Whoa." " Isotopes tickets?" " It's an engagement gift from Raph." " You know I don't say it out loud, but I really am happy for you." " I know." " 'Cause if anyone deserves to find their..." "You know, it's you." " So, when are we going?" " You know, I think from now on," "Abigail should probably be your baseball plus-one." "  Oh." " Yeah." "  Yeah." " Well, thanks." " Yeah." " See ya tomorrow." " And for what it's worth, you deserve to find your "you know" too." " Yeah, well, in the rom-com version of my life, my "you know" is Ryan Gosling." " You're not the only one who gets to bang a Mouseketeer." "  Good night." "  Night." " Sorry I can't make this a sleepover." " Only have a sitter till 11:00." " That's hot, right?" " That's cool." " I don't really do the sleepover." " Oh." " Saucy." " I like it." " You say "saucy."  I hate it." "  We should." "  Yeah." "  Well, that was fun." "  Yes." " We should do it again." " And the least I can do is buy you a cup of coffee next time." " Wow." " A cup of coffee." " A big one." " I'd say "venti," but then I..." " then I'd have to kill myself." "  Mm-hmm." " But trust me, it'll be a large." "  You promise?" "  I like to spoil the ladies." " I see." " Listen, if you, uh... if you want, we could get the kids together next time." " Yeah, I don't know." " Think I prefer this NC-17." " God bless America." " Well, listen..." "I hesitate to say this, and veer into PG-13, but you are the first person I've liked since..." "Since the last person I liked." " Wow." " That's high praise." " Yeah, you do know how to spoil the ladies." " What, too saucy?" " Don't say "saucy."" " There's a reason we outgrow fairy tales." " Let's face it, "happily ever after" is a crock." " It's a con, a shell game for the sucker on the street." " They're just words." " Pretty words." " The equally empty bookend to "once upon a time."" " But our lives aren't determined by some storybook, star-crossed destiny." " They're not determined by what we're told is meant to be." " Our lives are determined by dumb luck, the actions we take, and the courage we summon at our moments of truth." " Unlike fairy tales, real life doesn't come with "the end" in gilded cursive on the very last page." " Our stories never end." "" Happily ever after," for most of us, is really just the beginning." " There's a million "ever afters" in everybody's lives." " 'Cause every time you think you've reached the finish line, the gun goes off again." " Yes, you left your tee shirt." " You've ruined a perfectly good exit." " Mary." " It's me." " Daddy?" " Look, I know I got no rights asking you for anything, but please, you think I could come in for five minutes?" " Please?" " I'm in trouble." " And, uh, you're the only one I got to turn to." " Aren't you gonna say anything?" " I've pictured this moment a million times." " Each one different." " But it always ended the same." " James Wiley Shannon, you're under arrest." " Mary..." "You have the right to remain silent." " Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law." " You have the right to an attorney." " If you can't afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you."