"INTELLIGENCE SERVICES HEADQUARTERS" "NEWS" "The popular Euro deputy, Giannina Ricci, will be back in Spain next week." " After her tour of Europe closing factories that posed an environmental threat, she will continue with her investigations at the International Ecological Forum now being held in Madrid, presenting a detailed report on illegal activities carried out by various companies," "including the multinational Petronosa." " Her radical defense of environmental laws has won her many enemies and there have already been two attempts on her life, fortunately without any consequences." " The Ministry of the Interior has said it will redouble its efforts to ensure Miss Ricci's safety in our country." " So now that woman is coming to fuck us up here in Spain." " Imagine if she closes Petronosa with her report." " We're talking about a loss of millions and millions of euros." " Gentlemen, that woman may be a nuisance but it's our duty to protect her." " Well, you needn't go overboard with the protection." " The people I represent would be delighted if..." "You understand?" " Don't insist, Montellini." " We're obliged to give this case to our best man." " The number one, at least." " Yes, yes, I understand." " Mr. Salas..." "Juan Francisco, not now." " No, it just that, as you sent for me..." "But you're looking at things, aren't you?" " Get out." " Yes, Mr. Salas." " Excuse me." " You are geniuses." " Yes." " But no." " It's not him." " We've got someone better." " Much better." " Hey, sweets!" " Sweetie!" " Bring me a couple of fried eggs." " My guts are rattling." " Some blood pudding, salami, something I can get my teeth into." " I'm sorry, sir, we won't be serving any more meals." " Those little box things you served, you call those "meals"?" " Fucking great." " I should have come on the bus, like always." " Sorry, kid, but if you'd seen the lousy meal they gave us." " Mind you, the old coot beside me was licking her plate." " What do you mean, you can't talk on a cell phone on the plane?" " I'm talking, aren't I?" " Ma'am, mind your own business!" " This is outrageous!" " This old coot is a pain." " Ma'am, please!" " Get your ass off me!" " The Peruvian didn't pay up?" " I'm telling you." " Hang on, Josito." " The bitch who was beside me went and told the air hostess." " Sir, you can't use your phone during the flight." " It could affect our electronics, you're endangering everyone." "  What do you mean?" "  The phone." "  What phone?" "  Your phone!" " What phone do you mean?" " Arabs!" " Arabs!" " They don't know who I am." " Don't worry, love!" " I'm a policeman!" " Let's calm down, kid." " What are you saying?" " Don't take another step or I'll kill him!" " Hassan, come on, don't talk rubbish." " How are you going to kill that man with a plastic fork?" " You can't do it." " Shit!" " Yes, you can!" " You bastard!" " Calm down, I'm a secret agent, I've got a gun somewhere!" " Calm down, everyone!" " I've got it!" " I'm here to protect you!" " Ma'am!" " Stop screaming." " How do you expect me to hit anything?" " This is a high-precision weapon." " THE PROTECTOR" "So he spends all day doing weights, does he?" " You wouldn't know him." " He's turned into a he-man." "  It's unbelievable." "  I don't believe it, Josito." " No, wait till you see him." " He's like a different person." " Cool." " He's a great guy." " Yeah, I know he's a great guy but do you think he'll want to lend me his gun?" " Not his own gun, but he'll get one for you." "  Come on." "  Yeah." " Torrente!" " Fuck!" " What's up, guys?" " I'm just doing a bit of sport here." " You're skin and bone!" " Who'd have thought it, Torrente?" "  You're pure fiber." "  Muscle, kid." " Look at these pectorals." " It's true, you're really in fighting shape." " Impressed, aren't you?" " Come on, sit down." " I'm not back in full form yet but I've always been an athlete." " The police force has got faith in me again." " I've got a special mission." " I have to protect some high-class dame." " And I have to select and train an elite corps to serve under me." " So you thought of us, didn't you?" " We'll see." " I mean, not just anyone can do this." " Even I had to transform my body into a fighting machine." " That's an isotonic drink." " I'm like new, kid." " Now I'll do 1,000 press-ups." " A Spaniard!" " From Spain!" " TRAINING CENTER FORENSIC POLICE" "I've been dying to meet you, Jose Luis." " You're a real institution within the force." " That's true, but not everyone recognizes it." " Can you believe they had me on patrol for years like a sap?" " But you're obviously leadership material." "  And you know what you're doing." "  You noticed that." "  We got the people you wanted." "  Terrific." " It was hard, some of them weren't in the force anymore." "  Why's that?" "  They were in jail." " Probably due to judicial errors." " I'm sure of it." " Salas, I'll tell you something." " If I'm going to risk my neck, I want the best men around me, and the kids coming out of the academy now..." "Between ourselves, they haven't got what it takes." " I completely agree with you, Jose Luis." "  Even so, as a personal favor..." " Whatever you want." " I'd like you to take Solis as your assistant." "  Solis?" "  The nephew of a friend." " He hasn't been in the force long but he hasn't gone unnoticed." " Juan Francisco!" " Sir?" " This is Jose Luis Torrente." " From now on, as I told you, you're under his orders." " Yes, sir!" " Very good." " You show promise, kid." " Where are you from?" " Viana do Boulo, sir." " Excellent!" " Good old La Mancha." " Good salami, blood sausage..." "But Viana is up in Galicia, sir." " I know that." " I was just checking you were on the alert." " Well, Jose Luis, from now on feel right at home here." " Thank you, Salas." " Listen, kid." " I don't know whose nephew you are, but if you touch my fucking face again" "I'll blow your head off!" " Now, piss off." " Churreti." " Vizcarra." " Calvo Tellez." " A great guy." "  Manolito." "  How're you doing?" " Barragan is a great informer." " Ordonez, I see you're still carrying the grenade." " It goes everywhere with me." " Camullas." " An expert in martial arts." " He's incredible." " Calatrava, for God's sake." " Why are you so fat?" " You look like a barrel." " Have a bit of respect for yourself." " You're very fat." " Ramirez..." "I did my military service with him." " He used to wet the bed." " Arellano." " I thought you were dead." " Well..." "Robledillo." " He was one of the brains behind the glorious 23-F." " What's the 23-F?" "  What is it?" " Mother's Day, you motherfucker." " Who's this?" " I'm Linares." " My cousin Torrelavega couldn't come." " I see." " How are you, Contreras?" " Still a night watchman?" " That's it, Torrente." " Since I killed those people, the police don't want to know me." " The world is full of ingratitude." " But I know you still have that killer instinct." " And you're going to prove it." " Kill that kid." " Go on!" " Go on!" " Kill him!" " Go on, kill him!" " Hold it!" " Hold it, kid!" " You'll kill him." " Hold it, hold it!" " You'll kill him!" " Stop, stop!" " Let him live." " That's the kind of man I like, one like this!" " Ready for action, with no complexes!" " No whining about "I look stupid" or "I'm a dwarf' or "I'm from a shit village"." " No!" "" I'm a policeman, I'm Spanish and I'm a fucking killing machine!"" "  Understood?" "  Yes, sir!" " Yes, sir." " Fucking hell." " Shit." " Solis, fix that thing." " Yes, sir." " All right." " The chick you're going to see now is the floozy that we've been ordered to protect." " Hot stuff, eh?" " Ordonez!" " No jerking off." " I can see you." " I've also personally drawn a fairly precise sketch so you can see our various journeys." " The most dangerous part is moving her from the hotel to the gala dinner." " We'll be very vulnerable..." "Linares." " Linares." " Are you fucking listening?" " For crissake!" " Fuck!" " Look, Linares." " The security measures at our prince's wedding, when he married that newsreader, who planned them?" " And when His Holiness comes to Spain, who do they call in?" " You're with the No.  1." " Maybe you'll learn something." " You were lucky enough to be chosen for Operation..." "Woxter!" " We've spent months on it." " So, fucking listen!" " I can't believe it, Torrente." " It's like a dream." " I'm telling you." " Until now, I've never really cared about girls, but I'm in love, Torrente." " That's great, kid." " She give a good blow job?" " Torrente, you're the limit." " There's none of that." " Vanessa isn't one of those." " She isn't one of those?" " Are you stupid?" " Haven't you screwed her?" " No, she's saving herself." "  Saving herself?" "  Yes." " She's a virgin." " Go fuck yourself!" " We've got work in the park." " Like they owned the place." " There's more and more of them." " The birth rate is very high in their countries." " They can't earn enough to live." " And do they have to come here and screw things up for us?" " They're not harming anyone." " You fucking little shit!" " Don't run, you bastard." " I know your face!" " Mister, can I have our ball back, please?" " Of course, sonny." " Here's your ball!" " Catch that!" " There's Nelson." " Nelson, come here, you bastard." " Yes, sir." " There you are, sir." " It wasn't easy but it's all there." "  My papers, sir?" "  Listen to me, boy." " I don't think you understand." " This is to get things started." " You have to find another nine friends who've got money because this thing is done in tens." "  But in the consulate they told me..." " Screw the consulate!" " I'm risking my job doing this." " I'm taking a lot of risks." " I'm doing you a big favor." " But I'm scared." " You weren't scared to screw someone else's country, were you?" " Get out of my sight before I lose my temper and I book you!" " These Indians are never happy." " People have no gratitude anymore." " Yeah, it's incredible." " I have to go, I've arranged to see... my grandmother." " If you've got business, that's OK." " No, kid, it's no excuse, it's true." " I have to see my grandmother, in La Celsa." " Apparently it's serious." " Listen, that's beside the house I've just rented." " Why not come and meet my girlfriend?" " No, that sort of thing..." " Come on, Torrente." "  I don't..." "Look, there she is." " Vanesa, darling!" "  Ratbag!" "  Lousy slimebucket." " Fuck you!" " It's probably a friend of hers." " We're all buddies around here." " She's a sweetheart." " You'll be crazy about her." " Shithead!" " I'll never buy from you again!" "  Darling." "  Did you bring me that?" " Darling, do you know who this is?" "  Didn't you get me a fix?" "  It's Torrente." " Petal, we're going to protect some international European dame." " Shit, the Conservatives really improved this place." " Dammit, I stepped in a puddle." " Or was it a rat?" " Grandma?" " Grandma!" "  My boy." "  Grandma..." "It's lovely to see you." " Don't stand over there." " Come a bit closer, come on." " I haven't been to see you for a little while." " Just five years." " You probably had a lot of things to do." " Come here." " Yeah, I've been busy, I've been so fucking busy." " I've got so much on my mind..." "Grandma, you're in good form." " I'm in a bad way, very bad, I'm dying." " Don't talk rubbish, you're strong as a horse." " Don't interrupt me!" " You did a bad thing and I'd like you to sort it out." " Bad?" " If you mean granddad's medals, the ones that disappeared," "I'd nothing to do with that." " No, no." " Do you remember Manoli?" " The whore?" " Watch your mouth, faggot!" " That girl sold her body out of necessity and you took advantage of her." " Took advantage of her?" " She gave me the clap." " She's here." " Here?" " She's come here?" " Jose Luis, remember me?" " Fucking hell!" " It's been over 20 years." " What's going on, grandma?" " You have to take responsibility for what you do in this life." " I reared the boy as best I could but things are really tough." " What's she on about?" " You're someone with a lot of influence." " We're talking about the child's future." " Wait a minute." " Child?" " What child?" " Jose Luis, your son!" " Dad." " Dad!" " Daddy!" " Hang on." " How could this thing be my son?" " I mean..." "He's fat!" " Just look at me." " Grandma!" " Grandma!" " Grandma!" " Jose Luis, you can't do this to me." " You can't be so heartless." " This is your son and you have to help him." " You have to find him a job." " Promise me, Jose." " Promise me." " Grandma, you're confused." " Look, who can give me a guarantee that this thing is my son?" " But he's got your eyes." " Don't give me that shit!" " He's got eyes like a toad." " Grandma!" "  Now the faggot's going to cry." "  Don't cry, Pepito." " There, there, your grandma's here." " It's all lies, it's a set-up." " TRAINING CENTER" "Guys, you're the best of the best." " I chose all of you personally because you're the No.  1's, each one in his own field." " But that isn't enough." " We must go farther." " By means of an intensive training process," "I still have to select a small group with superhuman courage." " Supermen!" " Calatrava." " Stand over there." " Put this on your head." " Very good." " That's it." " Don't move a millimeter." " That's life." " If you say absolutely motionless, it's exactly that." " Don Jose Luis, the man was so motionless he wasn't even breathing." " See?" " That's just what I mean." " If he couldn't dodge things he was no use in the group." " Isn't that so?" " Dodging things is essential." " Bodyguard, dodging, it's all the same." " And guarding, right?" " Bodyguard, guarding." " Put your hand there, Ordonez." " Stand aside." " Now, Robledillo, put your hand there." " Put it back." " Very good, Robledillo." " Very good." " Now, Linares." " Your turn." " Amazing, Linares!" " Strength, resistance, absolute coldness and control of the emotions!" " And that pride!" " That's what I want in my security corps." " Linares!" " You must eat breakfast, Linares." " Give him a Band-Aid." " I hear you've started the training sessions." " Kid, they don't make cars like this anymore." " Nowadays they make German and Japanese shit, and, even worse, French shit." " Don't change the subject, I'm the best assistant you ever had." " You can trust me 1,000%" "Javier, what's new?" " Are you fixing rickshaws now?" " Hell, no, this is my girlfriend." " She's some treasure." " At least you'll get free lottery tickets, eh?" " How's your cousin Cuco?" " That useless jerk, he's on methadone." " Give me couple of tickets, love." " Who's going to pay for them?" " Put them on my bill." "  Not again, Torrente!" "  I'll pay you if I win." " I have to be on your team." " Recently, Josito, you're not responding like you used to, so I'm not sure." " Maybe it's because you're in love." " That's the thing, I'm going through a bad patch." " The landlord threw us out..." "Listen, kid, you know if you've got any problem, don't come to me." " I was going to tell you before but Vanesa and I moved into your place this morning." " Into my place?" " Are you stupid?" " Are you shooting up?" " Just for a few days, until something that I'm after comes up." " Torrente, don't be angry." " It'll be a few days at most." " And we're going to pay you." " Vane's father is a judge." " I don't care if he's a fruit seller." " I've got a present for you that you'll love." " A re-usable DVD so you can record all the League games." " I asked you for that for Christmas." " I don't know why I put up with you." " Because you're fucking great!" " Yeah, that's true." " Get off, you'll dirty my suit!" " The best, Montellini." " Heartless mercenaries, callous, unscrupulous killers without a drop of remorse, are a dime a dozen, but the people I've got are a different matter." " The people I've got are extremely scary." " Telescopic." " An abnormal visual keenness, an extraordinary shot, rapidity, skill, strategy." " In short, a highly gifted sniper." " He learned that in the circus." " He used to do it with lemons but it was much less spectacular." " Colossus." " An exquisite brutality, an amazing agility and a super-human strength." " And he's handsome too." " Not that I know about such things, but they often want him for the cinema." " Now." " They're authentic Korean ninjas." " Now." "  Are you here for the casting?" "  No, I'm just visiting." "  What do we have to do?" "  Beat up the blonde guy." " Him?" " Well, sometimes he gets a bit carried away." " We spend a fortune on ninjas." " Now." " Come along!" " Let's go." " Amateurs!" " Look, Montellini, if you take him and Telescopic I'll throw in the Masked Man." " Done." " Father, I know you became a policeman to defend people and enforce justice." " Slow down, kid." " If you think buttering me up..." "I wanted to be like you." " If you could get me into the police force..." "Hold your horses, kid." " It's one thing promising my grandmother I'd get you a job, if you are my son, like your whore of a mother says." " It's a very different matter being seen around with you or getting you into the police force where I am justly famous." " Understand?" " Why doesn't he come with me to unload DVDs?" " What are you talking about?" " He hasn't got what it takes to be a policeman, obviously, but he doesn't have to be a criminal like you." " Check out the Bolivians and get the two months' money they owe us." " OK, Torrente." " Don't worry, kid, I'll get you a decent job." "  A job?" "  Yes, a job." " Dad!" " How can you not need more workers?" " Look, we work like animals here, know what I mean?" "  This isn't what I had in mind." "  Shut up, moron." " How could he not be a hard worker?" " He's my son." " That's what I mean." " It's very dangerous." " Much little safety." " No helmets." " No nets protecting." " Calm down, Mohamed." " I find you this job," "I've been busting my ass for months trying to sort out your papers, all for a lousy commission, only 50% of your wages, and you make demands!" " These people are the limit, all they do is complain." " Torrente, inhuman conditions!" "" Inhuman conditions!"" " They love complaining." " They're better dressed than we are." " Don't show those nails!" " Have you seen them?" " You want to be a minister as soon as you get here?" " I personally supervised the security on this site down to the very last detail, is that clear?" " Holy shit!" " You can't tell me now you don't need workers." " It's true, the kid's in luck." " Ask them for a helmet." " No, none of that." " No favoritism." " Without a helmet, like everyone else." " It'll toughen him up." " Don't show me up, kid!" " Hey, what's up, kid?" "  What's up?" "  Nothing." " What should be up?" " You look a bit nervous." " Who, me?" " No way, Torrente." " Everything's great." " What's this?" " My Atleti ashtray!" " I was taking it... to clean it." " To clean it!" " Shit, I don't believe this." " I let you come into my home, and you abuse my trust, you cheat me." " I looked on you like a nephew, a brother-in-law, like something I loved." " It's my own fault for opening the door of my house and of my heart!" "  What's up, love?" "  It's..." "What's that?" " My grandma's milk saucepan!" " What's going on?" " Do you want to take my most loved possessions?" "  Is that it?" "  But, Torrente..." "You're a thief, kid!" " And I never want to see you again in my life!" " Get out!" " Get out of here!" " Get out!" " Hell, I stained my pants." " That's how it was, I told him to fuck off." " It wasn't for the ashtray, Parrondo." " You know me." " It was for my code." " I've got a very strict ethic and moral code, a code which has always governed my life." " It's caused me problems." " But, Parrondo," "I'm a man of principles." " Right to the end." " You peel it, you've got nails." " TRAINING CENTER" "I'm really impressed." " It's a pity about 2012." " You're real athletes." " A good thing, too." " Being a bodyguard is no joke and you're about to stop laughing." " Come on, move!" " Move it, I said!" " Come on!" " No, not this, please!" " Come on, move!" " Get out of here!" " Break it up!" " Get moving!" " Start running!" " He's been kicking my ass all day." " This is the moment I like, the grades." " Robledo and Churreti." " Very weak, both of you." " Give me the check, at least." " I worked these days." " What check?" " Be grateful I don't kick you out." " This isn't Operation Galaxy." " Arellano." " You should think about retiring, you're very old." " Vizcarra." " Unsatisfactory." " Back to the warehouse." " Ramirez, you need to improve." " Really fucking improve." " Barragan." " Fail." " A resounding failure." " You're out, kiddo." " So we've got Camullas, Contreras and Calvo Tellez." " Acceptable progress." " Linares." " I don't have a note from your parents for the day you missed." " Acceptable progress." " And our star pupil is Ordonez." " An outstanding performance." " Can I re-take the exam in September?" " Sure, whenever you want." " I'll be gone by then." " You can gather up your books now." " Fuck off, all of you." " Balls!" " Getting up early is shit." " Motherfucking..." "No!" " No!" " It's impossible!" " Someone pinch me to see if this is true." " I'm fucked!" " I'm fucked!" " What the hell is happening to me?" " No, not Barзa!" " Over my dead body!" " This is a nightmare!" " A nightmare!" " Who the hell is that?" " Hello, Jose Luis." " I live next door." " Why don't you mingle more with the neighbors?" " You should throw out your garbage too." " Could I borrow some salt?" " And milk!" " And a hammer?" " And a screwdriver?" " Long live Barзa!" " Long live Barзa!" " Long live Barзa!" " Have you got a car?" " AIRPORT" "Isn't that one of those planes for celebrities and soccer players?" " It's a private charter." " The socialists love wasting money." "" Welcome to..."" "Stand to attention!" " For fuck's sake!" " That's her." " Watch this." " Not now, please." " What's up?" " I'm in charge of protecting this lady in Spain." " You can't block my way!" " I'm Torrente, for crissake!" " Hands off!" " Boys!" " Boys!" " Get them!" " Let them have it!" " Let them have it!" " My grenade!" " It's Fernando Torres!" " It's Fernando Torres!" " He was on the plane!" " The wave!" " Let me hug you!" " Ma'am, this is Fernando Torres." " MISS RICCI'S HOTEL" "If we can get the documents that I'm waiting for, the conference, which will be broadcast to 40 countries, will be a success." " If we're not killed first." " May I?" " I see you're settling in." " Come in, don't be shy." " These girls are Italian." " I'm Jose Luis Torrente, the special agent who's protecting you." " Carry on getting dressed, I'm a professional." " Think of me as your gynecologist." " Apparently, there are a lot of people who want to bump you off." " I'd like to bump you." " That was a screw-up at the airport." " Bear in mind that the boys are very nervous." " It's an important mission." " Good God!" " Wait here." " If I may..." "I wanted to tell you that you're not to worry about a thing." " With Torrente here, nothing will happen to a beauty like you, with an ass that's a work of art." " Are you a minister's daughter?" " I'm a Euro Deputy." " In a few days I have to make a speech of vital importance at the International Ecological Forum, and the last thing I need is for anyone, anyone, to piss me off." " And now please get out of my room immediately." " I understood everything you said." " Go fuck yourself." " That chick's hot stuff but she's got a filthy temper." " But she's interested in me, no doubt about that." " Sir, you've got a group of commandoes at your disposal." " You should give them their orders." " Yes, yes, of course." " Right, let's see." " You." " Go get a pack of cigarettes." " You." " My car's outside." " Shift it for me before I get a ticket." "  Is it at a parking meter?" "  Don't be stupid." " Move." " I want the rest of you in a state of constant tension." " Solis, go buy me a bunch of flowers for that chick." " Give them to her from me." " With what money, sir?" " As long as it's not mine, I don't give a rat's ass." " Sir, what about me?" " You go to the building opposite and keep watch on the roof." " It's a perfect place for snipers." " Fuck." " I have to leave, I've had an urgent call." " I have to pick up my son." " From school, Torrente?" " Linares, go have a whiskey and try to keep out of the way." " That doesn't count!" " Right!" " We have to eliminate her tomorrow, when she leaves the hotel." " If that fails?" " No, it's impossible." " We've got a sniper and an emergency solution just in case." " Listen, son." " You..." "Have you ever dipped it?" " To be honest, quite a bit." " That's good, kid, that's good." " You look so dumb, I thought maybe you'd never had your cherry popped." " No, I did, a long time ago." " I'd liked to have taken you whoring, like my Uncle Mauricio did with me." " That experience was unforgettable." " How old were you then?" " I was..." "I was quite a man by then." " I was nine." " Spain is the greatest country in the world, Jose Luis." " You won't see more decent whores anywhere else." " If I train hard, could I play for Atleti when I grow up?" " Don't be stupid, kid." " You're just a thickhead." " Here.  100 pesetas." " Give it to her." " And now you can feel her tits." " That's the thing about whores." " You have to pay them!" "  I'm wetting myself." "  Then go take a piss." " Or do you want me to go with you and take out your pecker?" " Go on!" " He's as dumb as his father." " Wash your hands before you piss." " You don't want to catch anything disgusting." " Hello, kid." " What are you doing here all on your own?" " I came with my uncle to see if we could get laid." " Like everyone." " And that tiny little bird?" " Look." " Look at this starling." " Look." " How's about we jerk each other off?" " But no faggot stuff." " Hell, I hit it." " So big and I still hit it." " Dad." " Dad!" "  About the whores..." " What?" "  The whores!" "  Yeah, the whores." " Even though I'm not a virgin, and I think prostitution is totally degrading for women, if you're paying..." "That's my boy!" " Of course I am!" " Let's go whoring!" " Stop it!" " You're going to wear away my balls!" " This is great." " It's so nice." " A father and his son, here together, screwing some whores." " Pure bliss!" " Dad, there's so much I'd like to have done with you." " For example, soccer games on a Sunday afternoon." " I always imagined seeing them with my father." " What?" " You like soccer?" " Yes!" " Know what we have to do?" " Go to the stadium together." " It all looks bigger there." " The Vicente Calderon!" " Sitting there with our pennants." " Atleti!" " Atleti!" " We'll have a fucking ball!" " Wait a minute, Pepito." " What team do you support?" " I'm..." "I'm with Real Madrid." " I'll kill you!" " But, Dad...!" " You're not my son." " You're human garbage!" " I'll kill you!" " Let go!" " That's how children repay you!" " You devote your life to them and they stab you in the back!" " But I'm not even a member, I just support them." " How can a son of mine support such a lousy team?" " Real Madrid!" " Give me a fucking break!" " What's up, lard face?" " You got a problem?" " Have you got a problem?" " You don't like your face?" " I'll change it for you!" " Right!" " This English faggot and I are going to kick your heads in." " MISS RICCI'S HOTEL" "All quiet, sir." " You don't look well." " I had some snails that disagreed with me." "  What's been happening?" "  We can't find Ordonez and we arrested a suspect who keeps asking for you." "  A suspect?" "  Yes, that person." " I've never seen him before." " Take him to the cell until he dries out." " Kid, I'm going to check out how our charge is." "  See that we're not disturbed." "  Whatever you say, sir." " Giannina!" " Giannina!" " Sweetie!" " Freeze!" " Please, don't shoot!" " Did my wife send you?" " Your wife?" " She's jealous, she's always imagining things." " Yes, that's right." " Your wife sent me." " Don't do anything silly." " We can sort this out in a civilized way." " All right, that's it." " And the next time, you should behave yourself." " She could be your daughter." " Look, she's got a virgin's tits." " What's going on?" " That thing's still hard." " I'm taking Viagra." " Shit, Biafra!" " You have to give me one of those." " You take it and the soldier stands to attention, right?" " Hell, give me one." " I'll even pay you." " Darling, don't listen to him." " It's a plot to ruin me." " I'm not married." "  Creep!" "  Please, darling!" "  Good evening." "  Oh, it's you." " I have to see Giannina." " She's asleep." " She had a press conference, she's exhausted." " Sorry, sweetie." " It's for security reasons." " This is outrageous, incredible!" " We've made a complaint to your superiors!" " Ma'am, don't get me angry." " Hey!" " What are you doing?" " Giannina, you have to get up." " This is an emergency search." " Routine." "  What are you talking about?" "  There may be explosives." " What?" " The room should have been searched before." " Shut it, ma'am." " The room was searched thoroughly." " But the problem is the sheets." " They're changed every day and we've learned of the existence of a new... fabric bomb." " Good heavens!" " What knockers!" " I've never seen anything like this." " Neither have I!" " Neither have I!" " Me neither!" " It's like a zucchini." " That's Vinagra for you." " It's a miracle." " Hey!" " Hey!" " Who's going to take advantage of this now?" " This surveillance is terrible." " Yes, it is." " It's duller than alcohol-free beer." " You're right." " It's very quiet, isn't it?" " How's about we jerk each other off?" " What do you mean, sir?" " Do you think we're homosexuals?" " Hey, have a bit of respect!" " I didn't insult you!" " Look," " you're a man, right?" "  Of course." "  And you beat the meat?" "  Almost every day." " So a man touches your dick." " Yes." " That doesn't make you a faggot." " No." " That's it." " You're saying I'm right." " Come on, get it out." " You'll like it!" " No, wait a minute, don't make me do this." "  Get it out..." " No, listen!" " Torrente, you owe me 6,000 pesetas for whiskey." " You owe me 6,000 pesetas for whiskey." " I don't understand it, Mr. Maqueda." " It's very odd." " It must be a police error." " Dad, Josito is a good friend of a secret police agent, the best in the force." " Don't talk rubbish, love, wait for me here." " And this is the last time I'm going to help you and this idiot with all your nonsense." " Your father's a good guy, for a judge, I mean." " It's a pity we always meet like this." " Why are you so stupid?" " How did you end up in the slammer?" " Love, I'm sure it was a misunderstanding." " Wait a minute." " I'm going to the bathroom." " The bathroom?" " What for?" " No, love, it's not that." " You know I've quit." " But with all the hassle I haven't shit since yesterday." " We're getting too involved." " It's one thing to turn a blind eye, make things easier." " It's another to put a total cretin in charge of the operation." " We could be in big trouble, I mean it." " Take it easy." " Don't be such a chicken, Menendez." " Tomorrow they'll kill Ricci, and we'll arrest the culprit immediately." " Montellini?" " Hell, no!" " That idiot, Torrente." " You're not serious!" "  He's going to be the fall guy?" "  Of course." " All the incriminating evidence is ready." " We'll be in even bigger trouble." " We put a dickhead in charge and we're going to say he's corrupt as well." " Nothing can go wrong." " Hey, is this where you get your I.D.?" " I need your services immediately." " Right away, Mr. Montellini." " No, Araceli, not you." " Send in Chastity." " Whatever you say, Mr. Montellini." " Very well." " I hope nothing goes wrong." " I wouldn't like to be forced to get involved in the matter." " Very well." " Tomorrow, after the operation, if all goes as expected, you can pass by my office and collect your second payment." " Very well." " Yes, that's excellent." " Yes, yes, that's fine." " Careful with the zip, dammit!" " You owe me 6,000 pesetas for whiskey and I'm angry." " I know, Antonito, but I've changed." " I'm going to pay you." " Have you got any cash?" " How much is it in euros?  36 euros, and it's 6,000 pesetas for whiskey." " You have to be serious." " I won't forget." " Money doesn't fall from the trees." " One of the clips from the rifle they're going to use tomorrow." " Ammunition and a telescopic lens." " And 12,000 euros." " That'll fix him." " Great!" " Let's go." " I'll give you a discount of 10%, that's 8 euros, which brings it down to 32 euros." " So you're not charging V.A.T." " 32 euros." "  I'll write you a check." " Let's have a drink." " You have to talk these things over." " I don't want you coming home, don't dare turn up there." " We have to warn Torrente." " He's in danger!" " What are you on about?" " There's a plot against him." " They want to screw him." "  We have to help him." "  He wants nothing to do with you." " You're a mug, a pushover." " How can you say that?" " He's like a father for me." " He loves me." " That's him!" "  Come on!" "  We're in trouble!" " Goodbye, Mr. Maqueda." " I'm late." " Come on, love." " But..." "What's going on?" " Can anyone tell me what's going on?" "  Get in your father's car." "  I haven't got the keys." " No, he lent them to me when I was saying goodbye." " Charlie 4!" " We've got a 3187 blue!" " Giannina!" " Giannina!" " Come on." " Be bad." " Sir." " Sir!" " Don Jose Luis!" " What's wrong?" " It's time." " We have to transfer Miss Ricci." " Yes, of course." " I was pretending to be asleep." " It's an old surveillance trick." " I see." " Better outside, there's more room." "  They're waiting for us." "  Let's go, that was a heavy one." " All right, everybody ready?" "  Prepared?" "  Yes, sir!" " Where's Barragan?" " He got a better job handing out publicity." " Camunas, are we rats or are we men?" " We're men, sir." " No, we're not men." " Rats?" " We're supermen." "  We're supermen!" "  Yes, sir!" "  We're Spaniards!" "  Yes, sir!" "  We're..." " Excuse me." " When you've finished with your little "testosteroneso" routine, can we go?" " We are ready." " Listen, ma'am, who gave you permission to be here?" " Don't you see you're in danger?" "  There could be snipers up on..." " Sir, that's impossible." " Tellez and I have been combing the perimeter for two days." " Are you contradicting me in front of this person?" " Do you want me to take disciplinary action..." "Everyone get down!" " You two idiots!" " Find out where the shots came from!" " Linares!" " Come on, Linares, for fuck's sake!" " Camunas!" " Contreras!" " They're coming from over there!" " Stop touching my tits!" " Ma'am, you're insulting me." " We have to get out of here!" " Come on!" " Come on!" " Come on!" " We need reinforcements!" " Meanwhile, we'll go to your room." " You'll be safe there." " Let's go!" " We were nearly killed, Giannina, and the truth is it made me think about things." " Since the first day we met," "I've been noticing things and I want..." "I want you to know that I feel exactly the same for "toi"." " Disgust?" " Don't pretend." " I know that ladies like you like rough, virile men like me." " Yes, yes!" "  But that's nonsense." "  I know, Giannina." " I know it seems crazy, but at times, in life, you have to let yourself be swept along." " Shit!" " Well done, kid." "  They were good men." "  Yes, we always lose the best." " Sir, we found these things in the back of his car." " They're part of the weapon used." " In my car?" " My God!" " Is this yours?" " I've never seen it before." " Well, this..." "No, nor this." " I'll keep it as evidence." " I have to arrest you as a suspect in this attempted assassination." "  You're joking, right?" "  I'm afraid not." " Don't try to resist." " Kid..." "It's a set-up, get in!" " Stop!" " Halt!" " Come on, let's go!" " Move!" " Don't shoot!" " Don't lose him." " Step on it, kid!" " You won't lose your license for this." " What license?" " It's the SWAT team!" " They must be really scared of me." " The bastards are shooting at us!" " They've hit us!" " Those are just warning shots!" " They're shooting to kill!" " Fuck them!" " What are you doing?" " Are you crazy?" " Go that way!" " Follow the truck!" "  What are you going to do?" "  You'll see, like in the Westerns." " You'll kill yourself!" " Holy shit!" " Come on." " A bit more." " Step on it!" " They're pissed off." " They nearly killed us!" " Doesn't the judge have a gun in here?" " Look in the glove compartment." " A fuckable doll!" " Your father-in-law's a pervert." " Get out!" " Shit!" " The doll fucked them!" " Instead of them fucking her, she fucked them!" " My God, this is a disaster." " Love, how can you go to bed with your shoes on?" " They're after me like I was a common criminal, an outlaw." " Don't let it get you down." " They've screwed me." " My honor, my prestige, all fucked to hell." " Come on, it isn't all lost." " You can still save that girl." " They'll try to kill her again." " Yes, but all my men are dead." " And I..." "I'm on my own." " Torrente, leave it to me." " Well, it seems that the idiot you supplied in order to help me is being more efficient than you." " This has been an accumulation of unfortunate incidents." " We don't usually fail." " You needn't make excuses." " Giannina's appearance has been postponed until tomorrow." " That will be our last chance." " We understand, sir." " Here we are." " Remember Cuco's cousin?" " Shit!" " As if I could forget him." " Did you bring me that?" "  What?" "  What I asked you for." " Come on, love, I'm setting up Torrente's team." " Shit, the only thing I asked you for!" " Screw Torrente!" " Idiot!" " Dickhead!" " Shit-for-brains!" " Fuck you!" " She's nervous about the wedding." " This is Jose Maria." " He graduated from your detective school, in Marbella." " I can't place him." " But, if he's got the diploma..." "Torrente, you're my idol." " You and Monsignor Rouco Varela." " That's very good, son." " What's that spick doing here?" " Josito told me you needed help, and as you're helping me with my papers, here I am." " Thank you." " Thank you, my Hispanic friend." " I see that some of you have inherited" "Spanish generosity and nobility." " You are a degeneration of the race, it's true, but you've got a heart." " I've got another surprise." " Dad, I know you're pissed off but I've brought some pals to help out." " For fuck's sake!" " He says he's come to help me, with that scum!" " Two Arabs and a black!" " Dad, we're all the same, these people are my friends." " They've come to help you." " The least you can do is treat them with respect." " I'll fucking..." " You've got a filthy tongue!" "  Grandma." " Weren't you dying?" " You swore on my deathbed that you'd take care of Pepito, your son, and I can't die in peace until you swear on your late father's Cross of Caravaca." " Well, if it'll help you die, in peace, I mean," "I'll swear on anything." " But those Arabs..." "Give it to me." " I'll swear." " Go on, swear." " Swear." " I swear that I'll protect the boy." " I swear that I'll treat these people as if they were human beings in the eyes of the Lord." " That's it, I've sworn." " You're not a bad person, Jose Luis." " I prayed for you." " I was on the verge of death, and with the gesture you've just made, you've given me life, Jose Luis." " You've given me life." " Grandma!" " Grandma!" " Grandma!" " Stop it!" " Grandma!" " Grandma!" " Stand back!" " What are you doing?" " This is what I think of the Cross of Caravaca!" " And now, fuck off, you lot!" " Get out of here!" " Get out, I said!" " Get out!" " Where were we?" " I won't lie to you." " This is possibly the most dangerous mission" "I've ever tackled." " And I've tackled very dangerous missions." " Yeah, handing out fines." " Jose, Josito, tell your friend Damian to change his attitude or I'll relieve him of his duty." " Now, listen carefully, I won't explain this again." " Remember that Nelson has to leave the truck back at 7:00." " No!" " At 6:30!" " This is what I get for working with amateurs." " We're losing control of this." " We promised, Montellini, but now that Torrente is off the case" "I can't stop our normal force going into action." " I'm not too worried about that." " It's all under control." " We'll use the service entrance." " Act natural so as not to arouse suspicion." " What are you doing here, sir?" " You're crazy!" " Everyone's looking for you!" " Kid, they set a trap for me." " That chick's life is in danger." " Someone in the force sold me out." " You'll ruin me, sir." " Juan Francisco, are you with me or against me?" " I'm with you!" " Onto death, Don Jose Luis!" " To the very end!" " Come on, let's go!" "  Who are this lot?" "  Come on." " This has become personal for me." " I don't see any place that a sniper could hide, so the assassin must be among the guests." " Spread out." " Don't worry, kid." " My men are all infiltrated and controlling the situation, looking for the assassin." " Be a bit more careful!" " I've heard of jobs for slobs, but this is the limit!" "  Manolito, for heaven's sake." "  What is this?" "  Forgive my friend, he's new." "  New?" " Go fuck yourself." " Sort it out." " Social misfits should stay at home." " Look, Torrente." "  Have some water." "  We shouldn't have to see them." "  God should take them." "  How can you say that!" " What kind of people did you bring?" " It's unbelievable." " Excuse me a moment." " Listen, kid." " Aren't you ashamed?" " Is that what we taught you?" " I'm sorry, Torrente." " It was 60." " It was 70." " It's not to happen again." " It'll be 80 next time." " Look at that guy." " He's acting very strangely." " He looks Swedish." "  Look what he did!" " Let's get him!" "  Hang on, kid." " He's very big, he's the size of four men." " But you're an expert in martial arts." " Come on!" " That's why." " I know what I'm like." " If I go on my own, I'll tear him apart." " If we get all the boys, we can take him without hurting him." " But you can order him to halt." " Yes, sir." " Kid..." "Yes." " We have to meet." " Meeting point, latitude 2,0." " There's a potential enemy." " You're under arrest!" " You are now in the custody of the authorities, police and special forces of the State." " I don't think you really know what you're doing." " Now, listen to me, listen to me." " Wait a minute!" " It's not too late." " I advise you to surrender." " Guys, Torrente says we're to meet up." " Suspect at 11:15." " Tell Torrente from me that he can go fuck himself." " Torrente!" " Torrente!" " Everyone go to black door 21." " Black door 21." " Move your asses." " Where are you going?" " Carry on with what you were doing." " Don't worry about me." " I'm scared, Giannina." " You should cancel your speech." " Nothing and no one is going to stop me from saying what I have to say, even though I'm scared too." " OK?" " Don't be like that about it!" " Bodyguard, dodge!" " Stay there!" " You'll hurt yourself." " Ole!" "  Jose Maria, do you have a knife?" "  Yes, but it's mine." " How else will I get out?" " I don't want to borrow it, I want you to cut those cables." " That's it, kid!" " Give it to him!" " That's it, you've got him now!" " What's keeping you?" " Get him!" "  Will it give me a shock?" "  Go on, do it!" " The monster!" " It's the monster, kid!" " Well, that was a bit of luck." " After this, they'll give us a medal." " They're the assassins, they wanted to kill that chick." " But that's Salas." " Don't worry, I'll sort this out." " What's going on here?" " Torrente, I don't know if you're a genius or an idiot, but you're screwing us up." " That bitch has to die." " So if you'd just fucking stay still," "I'd give you 5 million pesetas so you can go and celebrate it." " What do you say?" " What are you trying to tell me?" " Really!" " Ten million." " In cash?" " What do you say?" " It's..." "It's..." "You should have said that first." " Give me that." " Come on, kid." " And now, you two go and earn your wages." " Come on!" " Come on!" " Let's go." " There's nothing more we can do." " But they're going to kill her." " Well, she has to die some day." " I don't understand, I thought you cared about her." " Yes, the truth is it's a shame they're going to kill her before I screwed her but that's life." " She should have been quicker." " I can't believe it." " God exists." " Fary!" " Fary!" " You're the greatest." " Come on, Torrente, how is it that you, of all people, the bravest of the brave, are dodging out of this?" " You're not my Torrente, you have to stand up to them." " You were always a bullfighter who tackled the bull." " I didn't know what I was doing." " Forgive me, Fary, I got carried away." " You can't just walk away from these things." " You have to be elegant, and this isn't being elegant." " You're a great guy who goes through life and you..." "You're Spanish!" " I'm Spanish!" " Yes, I'm Spanish!" " Thanks, Fary!" " There, there." " His good side has come through." " I'm never wrong." " The son of a bitch!" " He's taken my wallet!" " Who were you talking to?" " Do you feel all right?" " Better then ever, kid." " Come on, we have to save Giannina!" " I hope your plan works." " She's about to announce the results of the report." " Don't worry." " They're going to flatten her!" " I'm Spanish." " Get down!" " Do something!" "  Do something, dammit!" "  It's him!" " He's the assassin." " He's trying to kill Miss Ricci." " Fire!" " Stop!" "  Don't fire." "  He was the one who saved her!" " Let go of me!" "  Let go of me!" "  Hey, I saved your life!" "  What are you waiting for?" "  Help!" " Help!" " He's insane!" " I'm innocent!" " I'm worried about the ducks too, and the dirty rivers!" "  Kill him!" "  Stop!" " Dad!" " Dad!" " Dad!" " Josito!" " Shit!" " That's all we needed!" " Give yourself up!" " Don't put up any resistance!" "  What a coward!" "  I love you." " Give me that." " That's enough nonsense." " I'm a policeman!" " Dad!" " They've grabbed him." " That boy's stupid." " Hurry up!" " Give me that bitch or I'll kill your son!" " He called you a bitch." " Do you know him?" " Hurry up!" " Come on, Torrente, it's all over." " Now, Mr. Salas!" " Now!" " Come on!" " Torrente, excellent work." " I couldn't have done better." " And I'm very proud of you too, Juan Francisco." " They're the guys who wanted to..." "Let the man explain himself." " Take it easy, kid." " You were very heroic too." " It was all part of a complex plan." " It's normal that you don't understand." " They're classified files." " In any case, you've behaved like true professionals." " We've been after Montellini and Petronosa for a long time, and thanks to you and, of course, Miss Ricci, it's the end for these swine." " You will all be suitably rewarded." " Ole!" " My love!" " Josito..." "Giannina..." "Dad..." "Jose Luis, could you give me back that ten million?" " It's part of the evidence." " A VETERAN POLICEMAN SAVES THE DAY" "TORRENTE AWARDED A MEDAL" "At last, justice has been done." " They've recognized our bravery and given us a worthy mission." " But Don Jose Maria is about to arrive." " How's it going, boys?" " We just have to connect a few cables and that's it." "  Right, Pepito?" "  Yes, it's almost ready, dad." " Don't fuck up." "  We had a problem grounding it." "  Get a move on." " Don't leave all those tools lying around!" " My dad gives me orders, not you." " I've had them change the whole security system." " These guys know nothing about this." " You must realize that we have more tradition" " and the latest technology." "  I'll say." "  Shit, it's stuck to the joint." "  I'll soon fix that." " For fuck's sake!" " We're going to screw it up." " Guys!" " Mr. Bush, may I?" " I'm sorting out this mess." " Guys..." "It doesn't work, it must be American." " Speak more clearly." " I'm Jose Luis Torrente." " I just want to see the installation." " No, no, three minute." " Three minute and stop." " The noise stop." " For fuck's sake!" " Guys!" " All right, take it easy." " I'll have to do it myself." " Fucking hell!" " I can't take you guys out of Spain." "  Don Jose Luis!" "  Torrente!" " Dad!"