AND SOME OF THOSE
CARROTS, PLEASE. 
THANK YOU. 
OH, LIEUTENANT ARMSTRONG,
PLEASE, LET ME. 
YOU MIGHT STRAIN
SOMETHING IMPORTANT. 
HERE.  THIS-THIS WAY, PLEASE. 
OH, HERE'S A NICE TABLE
RIGHT OVER HERE. 
HERE, LET ME GET
THIS BENCH FOR YOU. 
[ Chuckles ]
WELL, HAWKEYE, YOU'RE
SO MUCH THE GENTLEMAN TODAY. 
OH, THANK YOU. 
BUT EVERY OTHER DAY
YOU'RE AN INCORRIGIBLE LECH. 
WHY THE CHANGE? 
EXCELLENT QUESTION. 
LIEUTENANT ARMSTRONG,
MAY I BE FRANK? 
I DOUBT IT. 
IF THE TRUTH BE KNOWN,
I'M SMITTEN WITH YOU. 
[ Chuckling ]
OH, SINCE WHEN? 
SINCE FOREVER, BUT IT'S
TAKEN ME THIS LONG TO SUMMON UP
THE COURAGE TO TELL YOU. 
TODAY, MY DEAR, IS OURS. 
WE'LL SHARE A LOVELY WALK
THROUGH THE MOTOR POOL,
AND THEN A ROMANTIC DINNER
FOR TWO AT "CHEZ STOCKROOM." 
WELL, ACTUALLY,
THAT SOUNDS KIND OF NICE. 
ALL THIS, INCLUDING
TRANSPORTATION, CAN BE YOURS...
FOR A MEASLY $10 CONTRIBUTION
TO CHARITY. 
[ Laughing ]
WHAT'S SO-- WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 
YOU WANT ME TO PAY
TO GO OUT WITH YOU? 
REMEMBER, MY SWEET,
IT'S TAX DEDUCTIBLE. 
OH, THAT'S RICH.  YOU MUST
REALLY THINK YOU'RE SOMETHING. 
[ Laughing ]
WELL, I AM GOOD
AT MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH. 
LOOK, ROMEO,
I'VE GOT A BOYFRIEND
IN THE COMMANDOS. 
HE LOOKS LIKE ERROL FLYNN
AND HAS MUSCLES OUT TO HERE. 
IF I TOLD HIM WHAT
YOU JUST TRIED TO PULL,
HE'D RIP YOU APART
LIKE A WISHBONE. 
THAT DOES IT. 
I'M BREAKING OUR DATE. 
[ Laughing ]
AND DON'T CALL ME AGAIN. 
OKAY.