"The Honking" "[CROAKlNG ]" "Notify his survivors." " B-E-N-D-E-R" "Bender" "B-E-N-D-E-R, Bender" "Saying B-E-N-D!" "[ BENDER'S MUTE BUTTON BEEPS]" "Mail call!" " Amy, your designer lingerie catalog." " Fry, Sadie's Bra Parade." " And Leela, Bulk Underpants Outlet." " You buy once, you're on the list forever." " And for Bender... ." " A black-bordered envelope." " Someone you know must have died." " I hope it was one of my enemies." " Those guys suck." " Oh, no!" " My uncle Vladimir!" " I'm sorry." " When's the funeral?" " Tomorrow, at the family castle." " Followed by the reading of his will." " Well, I'm rich." " Goodbye, losers, whom I've always hated!" " Come on!" " It'll be fun." " Pardon me, my good simpleton." " Could you take us to yon castle?" "[ muttering ]" "Some say unholy things happen up there." " For example, all of us say that." " Superstitious robot mumbo jumbo." " Mumbo, perhaps." " Jumbo, perhaps not." " With your science, are you closer to understanding..." "... themysteryof howarobot walks or talks?" " Yes, you idiot!" " The circuit diagram is here on the inside of your case." " I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe." "[ HORSE neighs]" "I will go this far and no further." " And so we commend Vladimir's remains to the earth." " Filings to filings." " Rust to rust." " To my loyal butler, You There, for decades of service..." "... Ileaveapittancetobe paid in 20 installments..." "... of1 / 20thofapittanceeach ." " To my lazy, spoiled son, Tandy, who never learned the value of a dollar..." "... Ileavemy entire $ 1 0 million fortune." " ls that a lot?" " To my loving nephew, Bender..." "... ifhe'snotresponsible for my death, I leave my castle." " Let's stay there tonight!" " On condition that he spend one night in it." " Oh, man!" " There's always a catch." "[ BATS SQUEAKlNG ]" "I get a good vibe from this place." " Nice long dinner table..." "... quiet,well-behavedspiders, graveyard-adjacent." " Yep, it's gonna be" "[GASPS]" "What is it?" " That painting's eyes are watching me!" " Motor eye sensors attached to motion detectors." " So does my butt, but I don't frame it and put it on the wall." " Although... ." "[ microsoft windows Intro PLAYS]" "[laughing ]" "What's that?" " l don't know, but it's infectious." " No doubt about it." " This place is haunted." " Don't be silly, man." " The last ghost died 200 years ago." " The last human ghost." " But robot ghosts?" "[ microsoft windows Intro PLAYS]" ""01 01 1 001 01 . "  What does it mean?" " It's just gibberish." ""  1 01 001 1 01 0?" "! "" " Uncle Vladimir!" " Come, Bender." " You'll like being dead." " They said that about being alive!" " Join us." " Join us." " Join us." "[ SCREAMS]" "Just as I suspected." " These robots were buried in improperly shielded coffins." " Their programs leaked into the wiring through this old modem..." "... allowingthemto projectthemselves as holograms." " Of course!" " It was so obvious!" " That sequence of words I said made perfect sense." " We really should tell Bender there's nothing to be afraid of." "[ SCREAMS]" "[CAR engine ROARS]" "[SCREAMS]" "No!" "[ CAR HOWLS]" "[HONKS]" "Bender, wake up!" "[ GROANS]" "He's okay!" " Quick, does anyone have any liquor?" " Bender, what happened?" " Somebody ran me over!" " And not with a normal hover car." " It crept along on round rubber feet, like a wolf!" " Poor Bender." " Seeing things." " You've been drinking too much." " Or too little." " Anyway, not the right amount." " Maybe he has." " Look at these tracks." "[ BENDER SCREAMS] I think Bender may be telling the truth." "[ GROANS]" "Bender, you look awful." " I prescribe makeup." " Here!" " It just so happens I have my Mary Kay sample case." " I just need sleep.  I had nightmares about cars running people over." " Many dream of a fresh new look." " And Mary Kay can make those dreams come true." " Look!" " They found those same rubbery tracks in New New York." " A hit-and-run by the robot porno theater." " Robot porno theater?" " I was in that general area last night." " Whoever ran me down out on the moors followed me back here!" " No one's trying to run you over." " Stop being a big hallucinating baby." " Yeah?" " Could a big hallucinating baby do this?" " I'm scared!" " I don't know which I like more, smashing cars or faces." " Lucky you won't decide tonight." " Come on.  lt's church tomorrow." " Did you hear something?" " PUNK 1 :" "It was probably just a golden marmoset." "[ CAR engine ROARS]" "Don't sound like no golden marmoset I ever heard." " Made it." " So, what are you wearing tomorrow?" "[ HONKlNG ]" "Where... ?" " Whatthe...?" " Transmission fluid?" " Where have I been?" " What happened?" " Gets out of here, youse lousy bum!" " Please, I'm scared." " We all are.  lt's the human condition." " That's why I put on this tough guy facade." " Now beat it!" " I passed out around midnight, much earlier than usual." " When I woke up, I found these in my chest cabinet." " Relax." " You were probably just shooting big fuzzy craps." " No!" " I think I may have hurt someone." " Lord, I'm on the verge of a nervous meltdown." " You're scaring me." " You're going wacko!" " Right.  I need professional help." " And damn the expense!" " Damn the expense!" " You have nothing to worry about." " Except a nightmarish life of unremitting horror!" " Phew." " For you see, you are a were-car." " A were-car?" " The car that ran you down was a were-car." " It beamed the virus to you through its demonic headlights!" " That's crazy." " Yes." " So crazy that it must be true!" " Each midnight, when your clock resets to 0..." "... yourhardwarereconfigures into a murderous car." " I can't keep running people over." " I'm not famous enough to get away with it." " Help me!" " Yes." " But you must be willing to pay a terrible price." " Yeah, yeah, yeah." " Follow me." " Based on this ancient "read me" file..." "... youronlyhopeistodestroy the first were-car." " I'm with you." " In its death throes, the car will beam out the virus' uninstall program..." "... riddingyouof thecurse." " Otherwise, I can never die?" " Sure you can die!" " You want to die?" " No!" " There's still too many things I don't own!" " Then live on." " Forever cursed!" " Each night, your attacks will become more gruesome..." "... untilonedarknightyouaredoomed  to kill your dearest friend." " I wouldn't want to be me." " Now go." " Go!" " Could one of you just--?" " Ah, forget it.  I'll just sleep here." " There." " No rampaging for you tonight." " What about welding everyone except me to the wall?" " Just relax." " Tomorrow we'll pry you down, have breakfast..." "... andgohuntdown that ancient evil." " It'll be a rich, full day." " I'm gonna go make my dinners for the next month and freeze them." "[ MUMBLES]" "[HOWLS]" "[HONKlNG ]" "[HONKlNG ]" "[CAR engine ROARS]" "Bender, no!" " Fry, stay back!" " FRY:" "You jerk!" " I thought I was your best friend!" " What kind of two-timing kill-mobile are you?" "[ HOWLS]" "He's supposed to murder his closest friend, which was me." " But he went for you, not even trying to second-degree-murder me." " Could you help me?" " Bender crushed my foot." " Stop rubbing it in!" " Oh, God!" " Fry, I'm so glad to see you." " Did I hurt you?" " Not physically." " Why not ask your new best friend Leela?" " l tried to run you over?" " lt was very sweet of you." " It doesn't mean anything." " I have love enough for two." " Words." " Nothing but sweet words turning into bitter orange wax in my ears." " Enough with the feelings." " To cure Bender, we've got to hunt down the original were-car." " Yeah, yeah, yeah." " Cursed." " Got it." " BENDER:" "Whatever." " The tracks lead here." " Thanks, eagle eye." " It's daylight." " He should be in robot form." " But be careful." " Many robots are stupid and violent." " I wish I was stupid and violent." " We'd see what's what.  I'd pound him till" "Get ye to your houses, ye ignorant villagers!" " We aren't ignorant villagers." " We're sophisticated New New Yorkers." " Whup his butt!" " Stop!" " What are ye doing?" " Whaling on the original were-car, which is you, jerk!" " Ye think me be he?" " Sí." " Nee.  I mean no." " I was given the curse many a year ago..." "... whileonabirdwatchingtrip to The Arctic." " I was attacked by a vicious motorized sled." " The natives called it the abominable snowmobile." " It's true.  I ran over that bird-watching jerk and 1 00 others." " Even my best friend from aromatherapy school." " I once had a best friend who liked to smell things with me." " Alas, I'm not the original were-car." " I got the curse while taking a class from a famous robot actor." " You know him as  Calculon." " O fate most cruel, would that my acting skills..." "... mightavailme asword to slay this wretched curse." " Let's kick him!" " Let me explain." " It all began one fateful night 1 000 years ago." " Whoa, whoa!" " You're 1 000 years old?" " Your bio says you're 27." " Lies!" " I change my identity and appearance..." "... everydecadeto avoidsuspicion." " I was all of history's great acting robots." " Acting Unit 0.8, Thespo-mat, David Duchovny." " Are you the first were-car or not?" " No." " But you're near the end of your search." " I was attacked by the original were-car." " Give us a name, MacButt!" " The year was 201 9, and I was just a lowly roboton working..." "...in an automotive research lab." " I was working on Project Satan a savage car built from the evil parts of the world's most evil cars." " The steering wheel from Hitler's car, the signal from Charles Manson 's VW." " Knight Rider's windshield wipers." " Knight Rider wasn't evil." " His windshield wipers were." " It didn't come up in the show." " Only after finishing Project Satan did they discover they had made a horrible mistake." " For you see, it was pure evil." "[ HONKS]" "What happened to Project Satan?" " It's either in Paris or much more likely still in the abandoned automotive lab." " Distract the were-car..." "... andI 'llkillit by pluggingits  exhaust pipe with this silver potato." " There it is." " It looks so unhappy." " Excuse me, are you Project Satan?" "[ WHlMPERS]" "Don't be afraid." " We know what you are." " You do?" " Would you like us to put you out of your misery?" " Misery?" " What misery?" " I love killing people!" " Squishing them till their organs squirt out like chunky mustard!" " Look, everyone loves killing people, but I don't wanna hurt my friends." " Hmph." "[ BELL TOLLS]" "Oh, no!" " It's midnight!" " Hey, this is starting to feel pretty good." " Fry, distract him!" " Hey, Project Satan!" " Over here!" " I'm a blind pedestrian.  20 points!" " Oh, no!" " There's no exhaust pipe!" " That's right, thanks to Ed Begley Jr.'s electric motor..." "... themostevilpropulsionsystem ever conceived!" " Take whichever one you want." " Oh, boy!" " I feel like a car in a candy store!" " Yes!" " He chose me!" " He's trying to kill me!" " Leela, I'm so happy!" " Oh, thanks, Bender." " Too tight!" " Too tight!" "[ PROJECT SATAN SCREAMS]" "[screaming ]" "[SCREAMS]" "[BEEPS]" "Uh-oh." " Bender, you're cured!" " But what happened to Fry?" " I must have killed him!" " He's my best friend and I killed him!" " I never felt so empty inside." " Bender, I'm alive!" " You didn't hurt me at all!" " But I know you wanted to." " And that's what matters." " Here's to you." " That's my last beer, you bastard!" " I'll kill you!" " I'll kill you too, buddy." " I'll kill you too." " Subtitles by sdl Media Group" "[english SDH]"