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Goodbye, 2014-15 NBA regular season. 

Hello, stat-line nostalgia. 

We have no choice but to bid the NBA's regular season farewell, so we need to make sure it receives a proper sendoff.  And what better way to say "Ta-ta for now" then by rehashing some of the most noggin-numbing stat lines of the campaign? 

Individual performances will be selected subjectively following deep data dives and highlight-hoarding binges that seek to single out the most sanity-shattering efforts.  Once chosen, each stat line will be ranked according to Basketball-Reference's Game Score, which measures the impact said numbers had on the tilt in question.  All ties automatically go to Stephen Curry. 

In the interest of riffing on stars other than Anthony Davis and Curry, we're imposing a limit of one appearance per player. 

Beyond that, our creative license is bound to nothing—except, of course, the task at hand: remembering why the NBA's regular season rocks our socks.