Q:

Laravel Query Builder expression to return empty result

I would like to make a function that can return a Query\Builder that will always return an empty set. 
I am making some helper functions and Query\Builder objects get passed around.   In certain situations, I always want the result Query\Builder object to return an empty set, regardless of what gets added later. 
An example is below.   I have a function that returns a query get_users_for_wednesdays, and the result gets passed to another function that adds on a where clause.   I don't what to have to check for the existance of a query in filter_for_steves, I just want to modify it and return a query. 
Is there an efficient query that always produces an empty set?   Ideally one that short-circuits before actually querying the database. 
public function get_users_for_wednesdays()
{
   if (is_wednesday())
   {
       return \App\User::query();
   }
   else
   {
       // HOW TO RETURN QUERY FOR EMPTY RESULT SET HERE? 
   }
}

public function filter_for_steves($users)
{
    return $users->where('name', 'steve');
}

public getThirdWednesdayStevesAttribute()
{
    $users = get_users_for_wednesday();

    return filter_for_steves($users)->get();
}

A:

Your first two functions should be Scopes. 
It makes more sense to put the is_wednesday() check in the function that's building the query, but if you prefer the other way scopeUsersForWednesday() can just return the $query without modifying it when is_wednesday() returns false. 
public function scopeUsersForWednesday($query)
{
    // Replace with whatever your actual query should be
    return $query;
}

public function scopeFilterForSteves($query)
{
    return $query->where('name', 'steve');
}

public function getThirdWednesdayStevesAttribute()
{
    $query = User::filterForSteves();

    if (is_wednesday()) {
        $query = $query->usersForWednesday();
    }

    return $query->get();
}

