Hey Baby got caught writing a letter to his girl when he was supposed to be taking notes on the specs of the M-14 rifle.  We were sitting in a stifling hot Quonset hut during the first weeks of boot camp, August 1966, at the Marine Corps Recruit Depot in San Diego.  Sergeant Wright snatched the let­ter out of Hey Baby’s hand, and later that night in the squad bay he read the letter to the Marine recruits of Platoon 263, his voice laden with sarcasm. “ Hey, Baby!”  he began, and then as he went into the body of the letter he worked himself into a state of outrage and disgust.  It was a letter to Rosie Rottencrotch, he said at the end, and what really mattered, what was really at issue and what was of utter importance was not Rosie Rottencrotch and her steaming-hot panties but rather the muzzle velocity of the M-14 rifle. 

Hey Baby paid for the letter by doing a hundred squat thrusts on the concrete floor of the squad bay, but the main prize he won that night was that he became forever known as Hey Baby to the recruits of Platoon 263—in addition to being a shitbird, a faggot, a turd, a maggot, and other such standard appellations.  To top it all off, shortly after the incident, Hey Baby got a Dear John from his girl back in Chicago, of whom Sergeant Wright, myself, and seventy-eight other Marine recruits had come to know just a little. 

Hey Baby was not in the Marine Corps for very long.  The reason for this was that he started in on my buddy, Jorgeson.  Jorgeson was my main man, and Hey Baby started calling him Jorgepussy and began harassing him and pushing him around.  He was down on Jorgeson because whenever we were taught some sort of combat maneuver or tactic, Jorgeson would say, under his breath, “You could get killed if you try that.”  Or, “Your ass is had, if you do that.”  You got the feeling that Jorgeson didn’t think loving the American flag and defending democratic ideals in Southeast Asia were all that important.  He told me that what he really wanted to do was have an art­ist’s loft in the SoHo district of New York City, wear a beret, eat liver-sausage sandwiches made with stale baguettes, drink Tokay wine, smoke dope, paint pictures, and listen to the wail­ing, sorrowful songs of that French singer Edith Piaf, other­ wise known as “The Little Sparrow.” 

After the first half hour of boot camp most of the other recruits wanted to get out, too, but they nourished dreams of surfboards, Corvettes, and blond babes.  Jorgeson wanted to be a beatnik and hang out with Jack Kerouac and Neal Cassady, slam down burning shots of amber whiskey, and hear Charles Mingus play real cool jazz on the bass fiddle.  He wanted to practice Zen Buddhism, throw the I Ching, eat couscous, and study astrology charts.  All of this was foreign territory to me.  I had grown up in Aurora, Illinois, and had never heard of such things.  Jorgeson had a sharp tongue and was so supercil­lious in his remarks that I didn’t know quite how seriously I should take this talk, but I enjoyed his humor and I did believe he had the sensibilities of an artist.  It was not some vague yearning.  I believed very much that he could become a painter of pictures.  At that point he wasn’t putting his heart and soul into becoming a Marine.  He wasn’t a true believer like me. 

Some weeks after Hey Baby began hassling Jorgeson, Sergeant Wright gave us his best speech: “You men are going off to war, and it’s not a pretty thing,” etc. &  etc., “ and if Luke the Gook knocks down one of your buddies, a fellow­ Marine, you are going to risk your life and go in and get that Marine and you are going to bring him out.  Not because I said so.  No!  You are going after that Marine because you are a Marine, a member of the most elite fighting force in the world, and that man out there who’s gone down is a Marine, and he’s your buddy.  He is your brother!  Once you are a Marine, you are always a Marine and you will never let another Marine down.”  Etc. &  etc. “ You can take a Marine out of the Corps but you can’t take the Corps out of a Marine.”  Etc. &  etc.  At the time it seemed to me a very good speech, and it stirred me deeply.  Sergeant Wright was no candy ass.  He was one squared-away dude, and he could call cadence.  Man, it puts a lump in my throat when I remember how that man could sing cadence.  Apart from Jorgeson, I think all of the recruits in Pla­toon 263 were proud of Sergeant Wright.  He was the real thing, the genuine article.  He was a crackerjack Marine. 

In the course of training, lots of the recruits dropped out of the original platoon.  Some couldn’t pass the physical-fitness tests and had to go to a special camp for pussies.  This was a particularly shameful shortcoming, the most humiliating apart from bed-wetting.  Other recruits would get pneumonia, strep throat, infected foot blisters, or whatever, and lose time that way.  Some didn’t qualify at the rifle range.  One would break a leg.  Another would have a nervous breakdown (and this was also deplorable).  People dropped out right and left.  When the recruit corrected whatever deficiency he had, or when he got better, he would be picked up by another platoon that was in the stage of basic training that he had been in when his training was interrupted.  Platoon 263 picked up dozens of recruits in this fashion.  If everything went well, however, you got through with the whole business in twelve weeks.  That’s not a long time, but it seemed like a long time.  You did not see a female in all that time.  You did not see a newspaper or a tele­vision set.  You did not eat a candy bar.  Another thing was the fact that you had someone on top of you, watching every move you made.  When it was time to “shit, shower, and shave,” you were given just ten minutes, and had to confront lines and so on to complete the entire affair.  Head calls were so infrequent that I spent a lot of time that might otherwise have been neu­tral or painless in the eye-watering anxiety that I was going to piss my pants.  We ran to chow, where we were faced with enormous steam vents that spewed out a sickening smell of rancid, super-heated grease.  Still, we entered the mess hall with ravenous appetites, ate a huge tray of food in just a few minutes, and then ran back to our company area in formation, choking back the burning bile of a meal too big to be eaten so fast.  God forbid that you would lose control and vomit. 

If all had gone well in the preceding hours, Sergeant Wright would permit us to smoke one cigarette after eachbmeal.  Jorgeson had shown me the wisdom of switching from Camels to Pall Malls—they were much longer, packed a pretty good jolt, and when we snapped open our brushed­ chrome Zippos, torched up, and inhaled the first few drags, we shared the overmastering pleasure that tobacco can bring if you use it seldom and judiciously.  These were always the best moments of the day—brief respites from the tyrannical repression of recruit training.  As we got close to the end of it all Jorgeson liked to play a little game.  He used to say to me (with fragrant blue smoke curling out of his nostrils), “If someone said, ‘I’ll give you ten thousand dollars to do all of this again,’ what would you say?” “ No way, Jack!”  He would keep on upping it until he had John Beresford Tipton, the guy from “The Millionaire,” offering me a check for a million bucks. “ Not for any money,” I’d say. 

While they were all smoldering under various pressures, the recruits were also getting pretty “salty”—they were beginning to believe.  They were beginning to think of them­selves as Marines.  If you could make it through this, the rea­soning went, you wouldn’t crack in combat.  So I remember that I had tears in my eyes when Sergeant Wright gave us the spiel about how a Marine would charge a machine-gun nest to save his buddies, dive on a hand grenade, do whatever it takes—and yet I was ashamed when Jorgeson caught me wip­ing them away.  All of the recruits were teary except Jorgeson.  He had these very clear cobalt-blue eyes.  They were so remarkable that they caused you to notice Jorgeson in a crowd.  There was unusual beauty in these eyes, and there was an extraordinary power in them.  Apart from having a pleasant enough face, Jorgeson was small and unassuming except for these eyes.  Anyhow, when he caught me getting sentimental he gave me this look that penetrated to the core of my being.  It was the icy look of absolute contempt, and it caused me to doubt myself.  I said, “Man!  Can’t you get into it?  For Christ’s sake!” 

“I’m not like you,” he said. “ But I am into it, more than you could ever know.  I never told you this before, but I am Kal-El, born on the planet Krypton and rocketed to Earth as an infant, moments before my world exploded.  Disguised as a mild-mannered Marine, I have resolved to use my powers for the good of mankind.  Whenever danger appears on the scene, truth and justice will be served as I slip into the green U.S.M.C. utility uniform and become Earth’s greatest hero.” 

I got highly pissed and didn’t talk to him for a couple of days after this.  Then, about two weeks before boot camp was over, when we were running out to the parade field for drill with our rifles at port arms, all assholes and elbows, I saw Hey Baby give Jorgeson a nasty shove with his M-14.  Hey Baby was a large and fairly tough young man who liked to displace his aggressive impulses on Jorgeson, but he wasn’t as big or as tough as I.

Jorgeson nearly fell down as the other recruits scrambled out to the parade field, and Hey Baby gave a short, malicious laugh.  I ran past Jorgeson and caught up to Hey Baby; he picked me up in his peripheral vision, but by then it was too late.  I set my body so that I could put everything into it, and with one deft stroke I hammered him in the temple with the sharp edge of the steel butt plate of my M-14.  It was not exactly a premeditated crime, although I had been laying to get him.  My idea before this had simply been to lay my hands on him, but now I had blood in my eye.  I was a skilled boxer, and I knew the temple was a vulnerable spot; the human skull is otherwise hard and durable, except at its base.  There was a sickening crunch, and Hey Baby dropped into the ice plants along the side of the company street. 

The entire platoon was out on the parade field when the house mouse screamed at the assistant D.I., who rushed back to the scene of the crime to find Hey Baby crumpled in a fetal position in the ice plants with blood all over the place.  There was blood from the scalp wound as well as a froth of blood emitting from his nostrils and his mouth.  Blood was leaking from his right ear.  Did I see skull fragments and brain tissue?  It seemed that I did.  To tell you the truth, I wouldn’t have cared in the least if I had killed him, but like most criminals I was very much afraid of getting caught.  It suddenly occurred to me that I could be headed for the brig for a long time.  My heart was pounding out of my chest.  Yet the larger part of me didn’t care.  Jorgeson was my buddy, and I wasn’t going to stand still and let someone fuck him over. 

The platoon waited at parade rest while Sergeant Wright came out of the duty hut and took command of the situation.  An ambulance was called, and it came almost immediately.  A number of corpsmen squatted down alongside the fallen man for what seemed an eternity.  Eventually they took Hey Baby off with a fractured skull.  It would be the last we ever saw of him.  Three evenings later, in the squad bay, the assistant D.I. told us rather ominously that Hey Baby had recovered con­sciousness.  That’s all he said.  What did that mean?  I was wor­ried, because Hey Baby had seen me make my move, but, as it turned out, when he came to he had forgotten the incident and all events of the preceding two weeks.  Retrograde amnesia.  Lucky for me.  I also knew that at least three other recruits had seen what I did, but none of them reported me.  Every member of the platoon was called in and grilled by a team of hard-ass captains and a light colonel from the Criminal Investigation Detachment.  It took a certain amount of balls to lie to them, yet none of my fellow-jarheads reported me.  I was well liked and Hey Baby was not.  Indeed, many felt that he got exactly what was coming to him. 

* * *

The other day—Memorial Day, as it happened—I was cleaning some stuff out of the attic when I came upon my old dress-blue uniform.  It’s a beautiful uniform, easily the most handsome worn by any of the U.S. armed forces.  The rich color recalled Jorgeson’s eyes for me—not that the color matched, but in the sense that the color of each was so star­tling.  The tunic does not have lapels, of course, but a high col­lar with red piping and the traditional golden eagle, globe, and anchor insignia on either side of the neck clasp.  The tunic but­tons are not brassy—although they are in fact made of brass—but are a delicate gold in color, like Florentine gold.  On the sleeves of the tunic my staff sergeant’s chevrons are gold on red.  High on the left breast is a rainbow display of fruit salad representing my various combat citations.  Just below these are my marksmanship badges; I shot Expert in rifle as well as pistol. 

I opened a sandalwood box and took my various medals out of the large plastic bag I had packed them in to prevent them from tarnishing.  The Navy Cross and the two Silver Stars are the best; they are such pretty things they dazzle you.  I found a couple of Thai sticks in the sandalwood box as well.  I took a whiff of the box and smelled the smells of Saigon—the whores, the dope, the saffron, cloves, jasmine, and pa­tchouli oil.  I put the Thai sticks back, recalling the three-day hangover that particular batch of dope had given me more than twenty-three years before.  Again I looked at my dress-blue tunic.  My most distinctive badge, the crowning glory, and the one of which I am most proud, is the set of Airborne wings.  I remember how it was, walking around Oceanside, California—the Airborne wings and the high-and-tight hair­ cut were recognized by all the Marines; they meant you were the creme de la creme, you were a recon Marine. 

Recon was all Jorgeson’s idea.  We had lost touch with each other after boot camp.  I was sent to com school in San Diego, where I had to sit in a hot Class A wool uniform all day and learn the Morse code.  I deliberately flunked out, and when I was given the perfunctory option for a second shot, I told the colonel, “Hell no, sir.  I want to go 003-infantry.  I want to be a ground-pounder.  I didn’t join the service to sit at a desk all day.” 

I was on a bus to Camp Pendleton three days later, and when I got there I ran into Jorgeson.  I had been thinking of him a lot.  He was a clerk in headquarters company.  Much to my astonishment, he was fifteen pounds heavier, and had grown two inches, and he told me he was hitting the weight pile every night after running seven miles up and down the foothills of Pendleton in combat boots, carrying a rifle and a full field pack.  After the usual what’s-been-happening?  b.s.,  he got down to business and said, “They need people in Force Recon, what do you think?  Headquarters is one boring motherfucker.” 

I said, “Recon?  Paratrooper?  You got to be shittin’ me!  When did you get so gung-ho, man?” 

He said, “Hey, you were the one who bought the pro­gram.  Don’t fade on me now, goddammit!  Look, we pass the physical fitness test and then they send us to jump school at Benning.  If we pass that, we’re in.  And we’ll pass.  Those dog­gies ain’t got jack.  Semper fi, motherfucker!  Let’s do it.” 

There was no more talk of Neal Cassady, Edith Piaf, or the artist’s loft in SoHo.  I said, “If Sergeant Wright could only see you now!” 

We were just three days in country when we got dropped in somewhere up north near the DMZ.  It was a routine reconnaissance patrol.  It was not supposed to be any kind of big deal at all—just acclimation.  The morning after our drop we approached a clear field.  I recall that it gave me a funny feel­ing, but I was too new to fully trust my instincts.  Everything was spooky; I was fresh meat, F.N.G.—a Fucking New Guy. 

Before moving into the field, our team leader sent Hanes—a lance corporal, a short-timer, with only twelve days left before his rotation was over—across the field as a point man.  This was a bad omen and everyone knew it.  Hanes had two Purple Hearts.  He followed the order with no hesita­tion and crossed the field without drawing fire.  The team leader signaled for us to fan out and told me to circumvent the field and hump through the jungle to investigate a small mound of loose red dirt that I had missed completely but that he had picked up with his trained eye.  I remember I kept say­ing, “Where?”  He pointed to a heap of earth about thirty yards along the tree line and about ten feet back in the bushes.  Most likely it was an anthill, but you never knew—it could have been an NVA tunnel. “ Over there,” he hissed. “ Goddamn it, do I have to draw pictures for you?” 

I moved smartly in the direction of the mound while the rest of the team reconverged to discuss something.  As I approached the mound I saw that it was in fact an anthill, and I looked back at the team and saw they were already halfway across the field, moving very fast. 

Suddenly there were several loud hollow pops and the cry “Incoming!”  Seconds later the first of a half-dozen mortar rounds landed in the loose earth surrounding the anthill.  For a millisecond, everything went black.  I was blown back and lifted up on a cushion of warm air.  At first it was like the thrill of a carnival ride, but it was quickly followed by that stunned, jangly, electric feeling you get when you hit your crazy bone.  Like that, but not confined to a small area like the elbow.  I felt it shoot through my spine and into all four limbs.  A thick plas­ter of sand and red clay plugged up my nostrils and ears.  Grit was blown in between my teeth.  If I hadn’t been wearing a pair of Ray-Ban aviator shades, I would certainly have been blinded permanently—as it was, my eyes were loaded with grit. ( I later discovered that fine red earth was somehow blown in behind the crystal of my pressure-tested Rolex Submariner, underneath my fingernails and toenails, and deep into the pores of my skin.)  When I was able to, I pulled out a canteen filled with lemon-lime Kool-Aid and tried to flood my eyes clean.  This helped a little, but my eyes still felt like they were on fire.  I rinsed them again and blinked furiously. 

I rolled over on my stomach in the prone position and leveled my field-issue M-16.  A company of screaming NVA soldiers ran into the field, firing as they came—I saw their green tracer rounds blanket the position where the team had quickly congregated to lay out a perimeter, but none of our own red tracers were going out.  Several of the Marines had been killed outright by the mortar rounds.  Jorgeson was all right, and I saw him cast a nervous glance in my direction.  Then he turned to the enemy and began to fire his M-16.  I clicked my rifle on to automatic and pulled the trigger, but the gun was loaded with dirt and it wouldn’t fire. 

Apart from Jorgeson, the only other American putting out any fire was Second Lieutenant Milton, also a fairly new guy, a “cherry,” who was down on one knee firing his .45, an exercise in almost complete futility.  I assumed that Milton’s 16 had jammed, like mine, and watched as AK-47 rounds, having penetrated his flak jacket and then his chest, ripped through the back of his field pack and buzzed into the jungle beyond like a deadly swarm of bees.  A few seconds later, I heard the swoosh of an RPG rocket, a dud round that dinged the lieu­tenant’s left shoulder before it flew off in the bush behind him.  It took off his whole arm, and for an instant I could see the white bone and ligaments of his shoulder, and then red flesh of muscle tissue, looking very much like fresh prime beef, well marbled and encased in a thin layer of yellowish-white adipose tissue that quickly became saturated with dark-red blood.  What a lot of blood there was.  Still, Milton continued to fire his .45.  When he emptied his clip, I watched him remove a fresh one from his web gear and attempt to load the pistol with one hand.  He seemed to fumble with the fresh clip for a long time, until at last he dropped it, along with his .45.  The lieu­tenant’s head slowly sagged forward, but he stayed up on one knee with his remaining arm extended out to the enemy, palm upward in the soulful, heartrending gesture of Al Jolson doing a rendition of “Mammy.” 

A hail of green tracer rounds buzzed past Jorgeson, but he coolly returned fire in short, controlled bursts.  The light, tinny pops from his M-16 did not sound very reassuring, but I saw several NVA go down.  AK-47 fire kicked up red dust all around Jorgeson’s feet.  He was basically out in the open, and if ever a man was totally alone it was Jorgeson.  He was dead meat and he had to know it.  It was very strange that he wasn’t hit immediately. 

Jorgeson zigged his way over to the body of a large black Marine who carried an M-60 machine gun.  Most of the recon Marines carried grease guns or Swedish Ks; an M-60 was too heavy for traveling light and fast, but this Marine had been big and he had been paranoid.  I had known him least of anyone in the squad.  In three days he had said nothing to me, I suppose because I was F.N.G., and had spooked him.  Indeed, now he was dead.  That august seeker of truth, Schopenhauer, was cor­rect: We are like lambs in a field, disporting themselves under the eye of the butcher, who chooses out first one and then another for his prey.  So it is that in our good days we are all unconscious of the evil Fate may have presently in store for us—sickness, poverty, muti­lation, loss of sight or reason. 

It was difficult to judge how quickly time was moving.  Although my senses had been stunned by the concussion of the mortar rounds, they were, however paradoxical this may seem, more acute than ever before.  I watched Jorgeson pick up the machine gun and begin to spread an impressive field of fire back at the enemy.  Thuk thuk thuk, thuk thuk thuk, thuk thuk thuk!  I saw several more bodies fall, and began to think that things might turn out all right after all.  The NVA dropped for cover, and many of them turned back and headed for the tree line.  Jorgeson fired off a couple of bandoliers, and after he stopped to load another, he turned back and looked at me with those blue eyes and a smile like “How am I doing?”  Then I heard the steel-cork pop of an M-79 launcher and saw a rocket grenade explode through Jorgeson’s upper abdomen, causing him to do something like a back flip.  His M-60 machine gun flew straight up into the air.  The barrel was glowing red like a hot poker, and continued to fire in a “cook off” until the entire bandolier had run through. 

In the meantime I had pulled a cleaning rod out of my pack and worked it through the barrel of my M-16.  When I next tried to shoot, the Tonka-toy son of a bitch remained jammed, and at last I frantically broke it down to find the source of the problem.  I had a dirty bolt.  Fucking dirt every­ where.  With numbed fingers I removed the firing pin and worked it over with a toothbrush, dropping it in the red dirt, picking it up, cleaning it, and dropping it again.  My fingers felt like Novocain, and while I could see far away, I was unable to see up close.  I poured some more Kool-Aid over my eyes.  It was impossible for me to get my weapon clean.  Lucky for me, ultimately. 

Suddenly NVA soldiers were running through the field shoving bayonets into the bodies of the downed Marines.  It was not until an NVA trooper kicked Lieutenant Milton out of his tripod position that he finally fell to the ground.  Then the soldiers started going through the dead Marines’ gear.  I was still frantically struggling with my weapon when it began to dawn on me that the enemy had forgotten me in the excite­ment of the firefight.  I wondered what had happened to Hanes and if he had gotten clear.  I doubted it, and hopped on my sur­vival radio to call in an air strike when finally a canny NVA trooper did remember me and headed in my direction most ricky-tick. 

With a tight grip on the spoon, I pulled the pin on a frag­mentation grenade and then unsheathed my K-bar.  About this time Jorgeson let off a horrendous shriek—a gut shot is worse than anything.  Or did Jorgeson scream to save my life?  The NVA moving in my direction turned back to him, stud­ied him for a moment, and then thrust a bayonet into his heart.  As badly as my own eyes hurt, I was able to see Jorgeson’s eyes—a final flash of glorious azure before they faded into the unfocused and glazed gray of death.  I repinned the grenade, got up on my knees, and scrambled away until finally I was on my feet with a useless and incomplete handful of M-16 parts, and I was running as fast and as hard as I have ever run in my life.  A pair of Phantom F-4s came in very low with delayed­ action high-explosive rounds and napalm.  I could feel the almost unbearable heat waves of the latter, volley after volley.  I can still feel it and smell it to this day. 

Concerning Lance Corporal Hanes: they found him later, fried to a crisp by the napalm, but it was nonetheless ascer­tained that he had been mutilated while alive.  He was like the rest of us—eighteen, nineteen, twenty years old.  What did we know of life?  Before Vietnam, Hanes didn’t think he would ever die.  I mean, yes, he knew that in theory he would die, but he felt like he was going to live forever.  I know that I felt that way.  Hanes was down to twelve days and a wake-up.  When other Marines saw a short-timer get greased, it devastated their morale.  However, when I saw them zip up the body bag on Hanes I became incensed.  Why hadn’t Milton sent him back to the rear to burn shit or something when he got so short?  Twelve days to go and then mutilated.  Fucking Milton!  Fuck­ing second lieutenant! 

Theogenes was the greatest of gladiators.  He was a boxer who served under the patronage of a cruel nobleman, a prince who took great delight in bloody spectacles.  Although this was sev­eral hundred years before the times of those most enlightened of men Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle, and well after the Minoans of Crete, it still remains a high point in the history of Western civilization and culture.  It was the approximate time of Homer, the greatest poet who ever lived.  Then, as now, vio­lence, suffering, and the cheapness of life were the rule. 

The sort of boxing Theogenes practiced was not like modern-day boxing with those kindergarten Queensberry Rules.  The two contestants were not permitted the freedom of a ring.  Instead, they were strapped to flat stones, facing each other nose-to-nose.  When the signal was given, they would begin hammering each other with fists encased in heavy leather thongs.  It was a fight to the death.  Fourteen hundred and twenty-five times Theogenes was strapped to the stone and fourteen hundred and twenty-five times he emerged a victor. 

Perhaps it is Theogenes who is depicted in the famous Roman statue (based on the earlier Greek original) of “The Pugilist at Rest.”  I keep a grainy black-and-white photograph of it in my room.  The statue depicts a muscular athlete approaching his middle age.  He has a thick beard and a full head of curly hair.  In addition to the telltale broken nose and cauliflower ears of a boxer, the pugilist has the slanted, droop­ing brows that bespeak torn nerves.  Also, the forehead is piled with scar tissue.  As may be expected, the pugilist has the mus­culature of a fighter.  His neck and trapezius muscles are well developed.  His shoulders are enormous; his chest is thick and flat, without the bulging pectorals of the bodybuilder.  His back, oblique, and abdominal muscles are highly pronounced, and he has that greatest asset of the modern boxer—sturdy legs.  The arms are large, particularly the forearms, which are reinforced with the leather wrappings of the cestus.  It is the body of a small heavyweight—lithe rather than bulky, but by no means lacking in power: a Jack Johnson or a Dempsey, say.  If you see the authentic statue at the Terme Museum, in Rome, you will see that the seated boxer is really not much more than a light-heavyweight.  People were small in those days.  The important thing was that he was perfectly propor­tioned. 

The pugilist is sitting on a rock with his forearms bal­anced on his thighs.  That he is seated and not pacing implies that he has been through all this many times before.  It appears that he is conserving his strength.  His head is turned as if he were looking over his shoulder—as if someone had just whis­pered something to him.  It is in this that the “art” of the sculpture is conveyed to the viewer.  Could it be that someone has just summoned him to the arena?  There is a slight look of befuddlement on his face, but there is no trace of fear.  There is an air about him that suggests that he is eager to proceed and does not wish to cause anyone any trouble or to create a delay, even though his life will soon be on the line.  Besides the defor­mities on his noble face, there is also the suggestion of weari­ness and philosophical resignation.  All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players.  Exactly!  He knew this more than two thousand years before Shakespeare penned the line.  How did he come to be at this place in space and time?  Would he rather be safely removed to the countryside—an obscure, stinking peasant shoving a plow behind a mule?  Would that be better?  Or does he revel in his role?  Perhaps he once did, but surely not now.  Is this the great Theogenes or merely a journeyman fighter, a former slave or criminal bought by one of the many contractors who for months trained the condemned for their brief moment in the arena?  I wonder if Marcus Aurelius loved the “Pugilist” as I do, and came to study it and to meditate before it. 

I cut and ran from that field in Southeast Asia.  I’ve read that Davy Crockett, hero of the American frontier, was cow­ering under a bed when Santa Anna and his soldiers stormed into the Alamo.  What is the truth?  Jack Dempsey used to get so scared before his fights that he sometimes wet his pants.  But look what he did to Willard and to Luis Firpo, the Wild Bull of the Pampas!  It was something close to homicide.  What is courage?  What is cowardice?  The magnificent Roberto Duran gave us “No mas,” but who had a greater fighting heart than Duran? 

I got over that first scare and saw that I was something quite other than that which I had known myself to be.  Hey Baby proved only my warm-up act.  There was a reservoir of malice, poison, and vicious sadism in my soul, and it poured forth freely in the jungles and rice paddies of Vietnam.  I pulled three tours.  I wanted some payback for Jorgeson.  I grieved for Lance Corporal Hanes.  I grieved for myself and what I had lost.  I committed unspeakable crimes and got medals for it. 

It was only fair that I got a head injury myself.  I never got a scratch in Vietnam, but I got tagged in a boxing smoker at Pendleton.  Fought a bad-ass light-heavyweight from artillery.  Nobody would fight this guy.  He could box.  He had all the moves.  But mainly he was a puncher—it was said that he could punch with either hand.  It was said that his hand speed was superb.  I had finished off at least a half rack of Hamm’s before I went in with him and started getting hit with head shots I didn’t even see coming.  They were right.  His hand speed was superb. 

I was twenty-seven years old, smoked two packs a day, was a borderline alcoholic.  I shouldn’t have fought him—I knew that—but he had been making noise.  A very long time before, I had been the middleweight champion of the 1st Marine Division.  I had been a so-called war hero.  I had been a recon Marine.  But now I was a garrison Marine and in no kind of shape. 

He put me down almost immediately, and when I got up I was terribly afraid.  I was tight and I could not breathe.  It felt like he was hitting me in the face with a ball-peen hammer.  It felt like he was busting light bulbs in my face.  Rather than one opponent, I saw three.  I was convinced his gloves were loaded, and a wave of self-pity ran through me. 

I began to move.  He made a mistake by expending a lot of energy trying to put me away quickly.  I had no intention of going down again, and I knew I wouldn’t.  My buddies were watching, and I had to give them a good show.  While I was afraid, I was also exhilarated; I had not felt this alive since Vietnam.  I began to score with my left jab, and because of this I was able to withstand his bull charges and divert them.  I thought he would throw his bolt, but in the beginning he was tireless.  I must have hit him with four hundred left jabs.  It got so that I could score at will, with either hand, but he would counter, trap me on the ropes, and pound.  He was the better puncher and was truly hurting me, but I was scoring, and as the fight went on the momentum shifted and I took over.  I staggered him again and again.  The Marines at ringside were screaming for me to put him away, but however much I tried, I could not.  Although I could barely stand by the end, I was sorry that the fight was over.  Who had won?  The referee raised my arm in victory, but I think it was pretty much a draw.  Judging a prizefight is a very subjective thing. 

About an hour after the bout, when the adrenaline had subsided, I realized I had a terrible headache.  It kept getting worse, and I rushed out of the NCO Club, where I had gone with my buddies to get loaded. 

I stumbled outside, struggling to breathe, and I headed away from the company area toward Sheepshit Hill, one of the many low brown foothills in the vicinity.  Like a dog who wants to die alone, so it was with me.  Everything got swirly, and I dropped in the bushes. 

I was unconscious for nearly an hour, and for the next two weeks I walked around like I was drunk, with double vision.  I had constant headaches and seemed to have grown old overnight.  My health was gone. 

I became a very timid individual.  I became introspective.  I wondered what had made me act the way I had acted.  Why had I killed my fellow men in war, without any feeling, remorse, or regret?  And when the war was over, why did I con­tinue to drink and swagger around and get into fistfights?  Why did I like to dish out pain, and why did I take positive delight in the suffering of others?  Was I insane?  Was it too much testosterone?  Women don’t do things like that.  The rapacious Will to Power lost its hold on me.  Suddenly I began to feel sympathetic to the cares and sufferings of all living creatures.  You lose your health and you start thinking this way. 

Has man become any better since the times of Theog­enes?  The world is replete with badness.  I’m not talking about that old routine where you drag out the Spanish Inqui­sition, the Holocaust, Joseph Stalin, the Khmer Rouge, etc.  It happens in our own backyard.  Twentieth-century America is one of the most materially prosperous nations in history.  But take a walk through an American prison, a nursing home, the slums where the homeless live in cardboard boxes, a cancer ward.  Go to a Vietnam vets’ meeting, or an A.A. meeting, or an Overeaters Anonymous meeting.  How hollow and unreal a thing is life, how deceitful are its pleasures, what horrible aspects it possesses.  Is the world not rather like a hell, as Schopenhauer, that clearheaded seer—who has helped me transform my suf­fering into an object of understanding—was so quick to point out?  They called him a pessimist and dismissed him with a word, but it is peace and self-renewal that I have found in his pages. 

About a year after my fight with the guy from artillery I started having seizures.  I suffered from a form of left-temporal-lobe seizure which is sometimes called Dostoyevski’s epilepsy.  It’s so rare as to be almost unknown.  Freud, himself a neurologist, speculated that Dostoyevski was a hysterical epileptic, and that his fits were unrelated to brain damage—psychogenic in origin.  Dostoyevski did not have his first attack until the age of twenty-five, when he was imprisoned in Siberia and received fifty lashes after complaining about the food.  Freud figured that after Dostoyevski’s mock execution, the four years’ imprisonment in Siberia, the tormented childhood, the mur­der of his tyrannical father, etc. &  etc.—he had all the ear­ marks of hysteria, of grave psychological trauma.  And Dostoyevski had displayed the trademark features of the psy­chomotor epileptic long before his first attack.  These days physicians insist there is no such thing as the “epileptic personality.”  I think they say this because they do not want to add to the burden of the epileptic’s suffering with an extra stigma.  Privately they do believe in these traits.  Dostoyevski was ner­vous and depressed, a tormented hypochondriac, a compulsive writer obsessed with religious and philosophic themes.  He was hyperloquacious, raving, etc. &  etc.  His gambling addiction is well known.  By most accounts he was a sick soul. 

The peculiar and most distinctive thing about his epi­lepsy was that in the split second before his fit—in the aura, which is in fact officially a part of the attack—Dostoyevski experienced a sense of felicity, of ecstatic well-being unlike anything an ordinary mortal could hope to imagine.  It was the experience of satori.  Not the nickel-and-dime satori of Abra­ham Maslow, but the Supreme.  He said that he wouldn’t trade ten years of life for this feeling, and I, who have had it, too, would have to agree.  I can’t explain it, I don’t understand it—it becomes slippery and elusive when it gets any distance on you—but I have felt this down to the core of my being.  Yes, God exists!  But then it slides away and I lose it.  I become a doubter.  Even Dostoyevski, the fervent Christian, makes an almost airtight case against the possibility of the existence of God in the Grand Inquisitor digression in The Brothers Karamazov.  It is probably the greatest passage in all of world literature, and it tilts you to the court of the atheist.  This is what happens when you approach Him with the intellect. 

It is thought that St. Paul had a temporal-lobe fit on the road to Damascus.  Paul warns us in First Corinthians that God will confound the intellectuals.  It is known that Muhammad composed the Koran after attacks of epilepsy.  Black Elk expe­rienced fits before his grand “buffalo” vision.  Joan of Arc is thought to have been a left-temporal-lobe epileptic.  Each of these in a terrible flash of brain lightning was able to pierce the murky veil of illusion which is spread over all things.  Just so did the scales fall from my eyes.  It is called the “sacred disease.” 

But what a price.  I rarely leave the house anymore.  To avoid falling injuries, I always wear my old boxer’s headgear, and I always carry my mouthpiece.  Rather more often than the aura where “every common bush is afire with God,” I have the typical epileptic aura, which is that of terror and impending doom.  If I can keep my head and think of it, and if there is time, I slip the mouthpiece in and thus avoid biting my tongue.  I bit it in half once, and when they sewed it back together it swelled enormously, like a huge red-and-black sausage.  I was unable to close my mouth for more than two weeks. 

The fits are coming more and more.  I’m loaded on Depakene, phenobarbital, Tegretol, Dilantin—the whole shit load.  A nurse from the V.A. bought a pair of Staffordshire terriers for me and trained them to watch me as I sleep, in case I have a fit and smother facedown in my bedding.  What delightful companions these dogs are!  One of them, Gloria, is especially intrepid and clever.  Inevitably, when I come to I find that the dogs have dragged me into the kitchen, away from blankets and pillows, rugs, and objects that might suffo­cate me; and that they have turned me on my back.  There’s Gloria, barking in my face.  Isn’t this incredible? 

My sister brought a neurosurgeon over to my place around Christmas—not some V.A. butcher but a guy from the uni­versity hospital.  He was a slick dude in a nine-hundred-dollar suit.  He came down on me hard, like a used-car salesman.  He wants to cauterize a small spot in a nerve bundle in my brain. “ It’s not a lobotomy, it’s a cingulotomy,” he said. 

Reckless, desperate, last-ditch psychosurgery is still pretty much unthinkable in the conservative medical establish­ment.  That’s why he made a personal visit to my place.  A house call.  Drumming up some action to make himself a name. “ See that bottle of Thorazine?”  he said. “ You can throw that poison away,” he said. “ All that amitriptyline.  That’s gar­ bage, you can toss that, too.”  He said, “Tell me something.  How can you take all of that shit and still walk?”  He said, “You take enough drugs to drop an elephant.” 

He wants to cut me.  He said that the feelings of guilt and worthlessness, and the heaviness of a heart blackened by sin, will go away. “ It is not a lobotomy,” he said. 

I don’t like the guy.  I don’t trust him.  I’m not convinced, but I can’t go on like this.  If I am not having a panic attack I am engulfed in tedious, unrelenting depression.  I am over­come with a deadening sense of languor; I can’t do anything.  I wanted to give my buddies a good show!  What a goddamn fool.  I am a goddamn fool! 

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It has taken me six months to put my thoughts in order, but I wanted to do it in case I am a vegetable after the operation.  I know that my buddy Jorgeson was a real American hero.  I wish that he had lived to be something else, if not a painter of pictures then even some kind of fuckup with a factory job and four divorces, bankruptcy petitions, in and out of jail.  I wish he had been that.  I wish he had been anything rather than a real American hero.  So, then, if I am to feel somewhat indifferent to life after the operation, all the better.  If not, not. 

If I had a more conventional sense of morality I would shitcan those dress blues, and I’d send that Navy Cross to Jorgeson’s brother.  Jorgeson was the one who won it, who pulled the John Wayne number up there near Khe Sanh and saved my life, although I lied and took the credit for all of those dead NVA.  He had created a stunning body count—nothing like Theogenes, but Jorgeson only had something like twelve minutes total in the theater of war. 

The high command almost awarded me the Medal of Honor, but of course there were no witnesses to what I claimed I had done, and I had saved no one’s life.  When I think back on it, my tale probably did not sound as credible as I thought it had at the time.  I was only nineteen years old and not all that practiced a liar.  I figure if they had given me the Medal of Honor, I would have stood in the ring up at Camp Las Pulgas in Pendleton and let that light-heavyweight from artillery fucking kill me. 

Now I’m thinking I might call Hey Baby and ask how he’s doing.  No shit, a couple of neuropsychs—we probably have a lot in common.  I could apologize to him.  But I learned from my fits that you don’t have to do that.  Good and evil are only illusions.  Still, I cannot help but wonder sometimes if my vision of the Supreme Reality was any more real than the demons visited upon schizophrenics and madmen.  Has it all been just a stupid neurochemical event?  Is there no God at all?  The human heart rebels against this. 

If they fuck up the operation, I hope I get to keep my dogs somehow—maybe stay at my sister’s place.  If they send me to the nuthouse I lose the dogs for sure.