This Great Parody Hilariously Rips Every Single Music Blogger to Shreds

There's a lot more to be said here, but the sparknotes: Important qualities for membership into the music blogtitude society include worshipping second tier rappers from 17 years ago, a twitter following that gives you a heavily inflated sense of self-importance, and a strong tendency to talk about insidery things in a manner that implies those who can't follow the conversation are beyond pathetic.