"open presents!" " Open mine first." " It's the red one." " sweetie." " It's Stan's birthday." " Eric gets one too." " he gets a little upset." "–  What did I get?" " God." " Butters." " I know how you like Legos." " Happy birthday!" " I've got a racing game for Xbox!" " You guys see that?" " 273)}– This one's from me." "–  Thanks." " muffin." " A Ben 10 wrist rocket!" " It's what I wanted for Stan's birthday." " What did you get?" " 273)}– Is this the new Gersploosh album?" "–  Yeah!" " 273)}– Is that a Tween Wave band?" "–  They're the best!" " You know you're not allowed to listen to this stuff." " I'm 10 years old now." " I've told you what I think of this music." " You have plenty of other gifts to enjoy." " Looks like somebody's on the rag." " Stan told me you took away his CD at his birthday party." " For crying out loud!" " and that's all he cares about." " Should we really be telling our son what music he can and can't listen to?" " if it's that stupid Tween Wave garbage." " 273)}– Tween Wave?" "–  You haven't heard it?" " It's terrible." " It's hardly even music." " It just sounds like crap." " Come on." " Don't you remember having our parents say the music we liked sounded like crap?" " This is different." " here we are." " We're the old people who think the younger generation's music sounds like shit." " It's not because I'm older." " I'm telling you our music was better." " our music was better." " Not this garbage the youngins listen to.  and tell me you don't think it sounds like crap." " I'd love to." " I'm not an old fuddy-duddy." " I'm still cool." " right?" " I mean..." "I like it." " that music sounds like shit!" " so you don't get it." " Admit it." " You think it sounds like crap too." " It doesn't sound like crap at all!" " I think it's awesome.  your kids are probably listening to it.  240)}or the Tweens.  240)}but many parents say Tween Wave sounds like crap." " It's just vulgar and stupid." " Music used to be good." " This sounds like poo." " I certainly don't understand kid's music today." " Sounds like diarrhea to me." " say they don't hear crap at all." " 273)}– Parents are dumb." "–  They don't get it." " 273)}– Parents are stupid." "–  Tween Wave is sweat.  'cause their ears are old." " Parents are dumb.  none of you are allowed to listen to Tween Wave music." " That's so unfair!" " 273)}– That's our music." " We like it." "–  It's good!" " What's good about crap sounds to a drum beat?" " What are you talking about?" " It doesn't sound that way to us." " It doesn't sound like that to us!" " I want to educate you kids with some real music." " This is The Police." " Compare this to Tween pop and tell us which one you think is real music." " 273)}– What?" "–  That sounds like shit." " it sounds like shit?" " That doesn't sound like shit." " 273)}– Gross!" "–  Turn it off!  I still love you." " I know." " I love you too." " I don't want you listening to that stuff." " It's OK." " I understand." " sweetie." " Good night." " What the hell?" " This is the part I was talking about." " Check out the base line on this." " That one's cool." " This part's killer." " dudes." " Have you listened to this sixth track?" " I think it's my new favorite." " I've listened to it." " Can I talk to you alone for a second?" " Sure." " 273)}– What's up?" "–  I have to admit something to you." " You know how I told you I like the new Gersploosh album?" " I lied." " I don't like it." " I don't like it at all." " Really?" " 273)}– That's OK." "–  You don't understand." " Something's happened." " Tween Wave doesn't sound the same." " What's it sound like?" " It kind of sounds like shit." " You mean you don't like the singing or the lyrics or what?" " I mean it sounds like somebody is shitting in my ears." " Just listen really close." " You don't hear shit?" " That doesn't sound like shit to you?" " Maybe you should see a doctor.  and it sounded like shit to me." " What about food?" " Are things you thought tasted good tasting like shit to you now too?  and they tasted like shit." " This says you had a birthday recently?" " 273)}– I just turned 10." "–  That makes sense." " all that stuff develops and changes." " this is normal?" "–  It's very normal." " Let's do a quick ear exam." " and you tell me what you hear." " 273)}– What's that sound like to you?" "–  Sounds like shit." " I'm gonna play you some good old Bob Dylan." " 273)}– That sounds like shit too." "–  This sounds like shit to you?" " It's just shit." " That's very strange." " I'm gonna try something else." " Look at these two pictures." " and the other is a turd in a microwave." " Which one is the ad for The Zookeeper?" " They look the same." " You don't see any difference in the pictures?" " and that is a turd about to be reheated." " They both look like turds about to be reheated to me." " I think I know what this is.  and things that seemed shitty don't seem as shitty." " the wires have gotten crossed and everything looks and sounds like shit to you." " It's a condition called being a cynical asshole." " There's no known cure.  and everything they say just starts to..." "Do you mind cleaning up the garage like I asked you?" " Get out of my room." " I'm listening to my music." " Stop pretending to like the kids' music." " It's pathetic." " You know damn well it sounds like crap to you too." " It doesn't sound like crap to me." " Don't you see what this is?" " You had dreams of being a rock star when you were younger." " you can't admit the next generation's music is shitty." " It's called getting older." " It's OK." " I think Tween Wave music is complex and awesome and speaks to my youthful rebellious spirit." " It's crap." " It's so simple and stupid that anybody could play it." " Anybody could play it?" " Do you really think so?  everybody." " Thank you all for coming tonight." " and here's a little bit of rattlesnake." " but it's under control!" " I said I got a fever." " Need it take it kinda slow!" " but it's under control!" " You suck." " 'cause you're old." " Did you know we're living in the Tween time?" " I ain't heard that." " It's the period between 2009 and 2013." " They call it the Tweens.  he gets up on his stage and shits his britches." " What for?  strums a guitar and starts loading his britches up like it's going out of style." " It's like some kind of britches holocaust." " Feller calls himself Steamy Ray Vaughn." " You mean that guy that plays the blues and died in an airplane crash?" " That's Stevie Ray Vaughn." " Steamy Ray Vaughn just shits his britches." " tackle him!" " Do you think he's lying or telling the truth?" " 273)}– He's lying." " Hit X. – He's telling the truth!" " guys." "–  Hey." " What did the doctor say?" " He said I have cynicism." " What's that?" " but it's stupid." " I'm not cynical." " All the doctor wants is a pay check." " and he just spouted a bunch of shit." " we're playing L.A. Noire." "–  That shitty game?" " Who plays to listen to a bunch of talks and press the X button?" " 273)}– Ask him about the murder." "–  We got him!" " How can people say this game is cool?" " Your choices don't even matter." " 273)}– Hit the Y button!" "–  We're gonna level up to detective." " That's such a shitty device to keep people playing." " why don't we do something else?" " This looks like shit." " 273)}– You don't wanna eat it?" "–  It looks like shit." " Bunch of processed gooey shit." " Looks like ice cream to me." " how about we go to the mall?" " Bunch of people trying to sell a bunch of shit." " 273)}– What do you want to do?" "–  I'm cool with whatever." " Siddy Bob!" " Too much!" " Too much!" " I never seen britches take a whooping like that." " I told you." " Them britches don't stand a chance." " siddy yeah!" " Thank you so much." " I'd like to bring up a special guest.  because I do love Tween Wave so much." " And I started chatting with this nice lady and turns out she's a really talented artist as well." " Please welcome Miss Steamy Nicks." " Thank you." " Thank you so much." " Wait now." " Who's that lady?" " That's there Steamy Nicks." " You mean that gal who played for Fleetwood Mac and wrote that song Landslide?" " That's Stevie Nicks." " Steamy Nicks just shits her britches." " Who the hell is that woman?" " What the hell do you think you're doing?" " I agree." " Why don't you leave them poor britches alone?" " Them britches have had enough!" " All alone today?" " It sucks." " All my friends are sick with the flu." " What can I get you?" " Do you have anything that doesn't taste like shit?" " aren't you?" " Why?" " There's nothing but shit on TV." " Video games are all shit." " The world's a big turd." " and they're all sick." " Just get me a cheeseburger." " Tell the chef to go easy on the shit." " I know." " That show's hilarious." " I thought you guys were sick." " Kenny." " You totally lied to me!" " I didn't lie to you." " I was... then the guys called and said they felt better..." "Where were you guys going?" " All right." " We were going to the movies." " Why didn't you tell me?" " I wanna go!" " We wanted to be able to go to the movies and enjoy ourselves." " but you're a bummer to be around." " Everything is "that looks like shit" and "this is shitty." " You guys don't want to be around me?" " It's just one movie." " We want to have a good time." " I promise." " Let me go to the movies with you." " But you've got to promise to not complain." " I won't say a word.  shit." " How long before they start this goddamn thing?" " movie trailers!" " Adam Sandler is Jack." " Adam Sandler is Jill." " God." " You said you wouldn't say everything looks like shit." " Sorry if I see things for what they are." " I'm sorry." " ears and mouth." " It's Adam Sandler in..." "Rated arg for pirates." " Fuck you!" " Looks good." " 273)}– How can you say that looks good?" "–  You're doing it again." " Jim Carrey has a bunch of turds in his apartment." " 273)}– Knock it off!" "–  But it's just crap." " They're penguins." " Stop it!" " you'll pay to go see it." " Fuck you!" " July 12." " The President of the United States is a duck?" " and the country is going to the dogs." " the president is a dog." " Who cares?" " Coming June something." " people!" " I'm not sitting through a whole movie with you." " I'm sorry." " Kyle's right." " You suck." " Me?" " Did you see that shit?" " Hang on." " We don't want to hang out with you anymore." " Get it through your head." " You've changed." " the world has." " Don't you see it?" " And I don't want to." " maybe we should just... and that's supposed to be my fault?" " because you're a child!" " What do you suppose is going on in there?" " Sounds like Steamy Ray Vaughn is going at it with his wife over Steamy Nicks." " now." " it's our chance to save them britches." " You do this all the time!   then you've got to be a celebrity chef." " Why can't you ever just support me?" " Support what?" " Another stupid dream of yours?" " and you feel old." " What does our son turning 10 have to do with you making the same mistakes again and again?" " Because I'm unhappy!" " I've been unhappy for a long time." " I'm unhappy too." " obviously." " How much longer can we keep doing this?  it all resets until it happens again.  but it just keeps getting more and more ridiculous." " we're setting you free." " I don't know if I've changed or if you have.  and I want to enjoy it." " but I can't fake it anymore." " You seem kind of shitty to me." " You kind of seem shitty to me too." " People get older." " People grow apart."