Walmart Cajun Trail Mix: The New Crack

I am not a snacker.  I don't eat between meals and don't buy dip and chips. ( Except during the Super Bowl.)  Given that, I received a package of Walmart's Cajun Trail Mix as a stocking stuffer this Christmas and now I'm a lost soul.  I might as well be on heroin.  What the hell is this stuff?  And what happened to me?  This time next year I'll probably be in a shelter begging for coins to buy this stuff...

Leper, I sincerely laughed out loud when I read your post.  Too, too funny.  Unfortunately, I haven't yet heard of Wallyworld Trail Mix Anonymous, so you're going to have to deal with this your ownself.  You can go cold turkey, or you can wean yourself off gradually.  Granted, you may get the shakes, or see things that aren't really there for a day or two.  You might obsess a bit; feeling as though Wal-Mart is the only safety zone you have.  But it'll get better, I promise.  Ride it out. 

Or, you could identify all the separate components and make a Chex Mix glaze, doubled and with the addition of a high-quality Cajun spice (Zatarains, Tony Chachere's) and have an enormous big batch for your very own. :)