ACCOUNTANT JOKES! 

Accountant JOKES

A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and then says, "Tell you what, I'll bet you $100 against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in that flock."  The farmer thinks for a moment, it is a big mob and he can't see how anyone could guess correctly so he says, "OK.You're on." " Nine hundred and thirty two," says the man. The farmer takes off his hat and scratches his head. "I don't know how you did it but that's exactly right. A bet's a bet. Take any sheep."  The man picks up an animal and is about to walk off when the farmer says, "Hang on. Bet you double or nothing that I can guess your occupation."  The man thinks, "How would he know, he's never met me before" and says "Righto. You're on". The farmer says, "You're an auditor with a Big Four firm."  The man whistles ."How the heck did you know that?" " Well," says the farmer, "put my dog down and I'll tell you."