In which Norrköping striker Alhaji Kamara takes his 92nd-minute red card against Orebro incredibly personally – sprinting from the pitch and down the tunnel, wailing and bawling as he makes his ridiculously dramatic exit…

He didn’t stop until he got home:
“Aagghrh, nooo…Taxi!” 
“Where to mate?” 
“Aaggghrr…just drive…Nooo AAaghhrrgh!…” 
ten minutes later
“Here do you?” 
“Nooooo!  I mean yes, but Aaarrghh, maaaaannnnnn.  Can you break a twenty?  AaaaaggghrrhhNoooooooo!!!!!!” 
“Just get out mate.”