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Monday, January 27, 2014

No I ain't play'n no golf today

Ok, go figger.....freak'n weather forecasts are stupit. 

I got up early this morn'n.  Why?  'Cause I was bout to wet the bed, that's why.  I was expect'n it to cold like a sum-a-gun this morn'n.  Ha, it weren't.  So let me tell ya what it's do'n out there.  It's 58 degs, sun is shin'n like a big ball of fire, and very little wind is blow'n.  That's a golf ball swak'n day if'n there ever was one. 

There will be no golf ball swakn today.  Not 'cause of the weather, but 'cause I feel like hell this morn'n.  I was sit'n on the couch last night.  I got light headed an' a smiggin on the dizzy side.  Something weren't right....so I went to bed.  I feel the same this morn'n.  My back would never make it through 18 holes. 

Here in a bit, I got to take "Sally" back to El Rancho Abraham.  I ain't pay'n no $25 a night to sit here an' drool over that dad gum golf course over there.  I got things to do ya know....house water pump an' the dad gum alternator what quit charg'n. 

I been do'n some think'n bout that alternator.  Ya see, when I was work'n on the house batteries a while back, I left the hood wide open.  And it rained.  Right on that big ol' fuse panel/circuit board thingy.  Or I suppose it did.  I worked on the circuit board before.  Burned a wire slap up on that sucker.....an' fixed it.  I don't really think a alternator would go out if'n it was just sit'n there do'n nuttin.  I'm suspect'n the circuit board. ( All control 12 volt voltage stuff goes through the circuit board.  Alternator included.  Now where I gonna get $500 for a new one? " Hey Joseph, can ya give me a hand....I've fallen an' can't get up"? " Check the fuses Billy Bob".  Well duh, ya think I'm stupit or something? 

Ok, I got to unhook the electric cord an' head on down the road a piece.  See ya laters. 

About Me

Ya ain't talk'n to an ordinary man when ya view my blog.  I'm different. 
Retired a few years ago and been "on the road again" ever since.  I have a 35 foot motor home what is pretty much self contained for off grid boondocking.  I make stuff and enjoy life for what it is.