A look at the world from a sometimes sarcastic, tongue-in-cheek, decidedly American male perspective.  Lately, this blog has been mostly about gender issues, dating, marriage, divorce, sex, and parenting via analyzing talk radio, advice columns, news stories, religion, and pop culture in general.  I often challenge common platitudes, arguments.  and subcultural elements perpetuated by fellow Evangelicals, social conservatives.  Read at your own risk. 

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Perfect Timing

It is amazing how my wife "just happens" to pick fights or lays out a long list of complaints about me and/or makes demands about how I need to change (things I never do to her, by the way) a couple of hours before we're due to have sex.  Yes, due to have sex.  Oh, I wanted sex the days/nights before, but she kept putting it off.  Yes, men, get married, and you too can schedule sex, but be prepared for that flight to be canceled.  Scheduling makes it all the more easy for a wife to figure out ways to avoid sex with you. 

It's funny, all of the women I fornicated with in my wayward youth seemed to want to have sex with me.  They're the ones who initiated it into our relationship to begin with, and if we'd subsequently spent any amount of time together in private and did not have some form of sex, they would be concerned and want to know what was wrong. 

It is times like this I can't regret having fornicated, because if I hadn't, I'd be damn near suicidal at this point thinking I must be completely repulsive and a terrible lover. 

Yes, all of you guys who aren't married but haven't ruled it out of your future - you too can sign a legal document that will: 1) obligate you to give up more than half of everything you'll ever earn and make lifetime payments to a woman who will hate you; 2) automatically assign you paternity of any children she has, even if she conceived them with some genetic basket case while you were working your ass off at the office, and 3) give her default status as your beneficiary and the person who can make decisions for you should you become incapacitated.  In return, the law guarantees you... uh... the responsibility of making decisions for her should she become incapacitated.  What a deal!  What are you waiting for???  You must be some immature boy or immoral cad to not want that! 

Oh, by the way, the thing that apparently (who really knows with such irrational creatures) set her off this time?  I kid you not, she is upset I did not perjure myself to get out of jury duty because it might... might... interfere with her social plans for a day - social plans I was key to facilitate in the first place by begging like a dog for a favor I can't possibly repay.  I did it to make her happy.  How ironic is that? 

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