Going the Distance

Synopsis

THE APPLE GUY (not ROBERT WEBB, the AMERICAN ONE) is secretly MY BROTHER-IN-LAW.  He gets into a long-distance relationship with DREW BARRYMORE.  It’s all VERY FAMILIAR.  A couple of AMUSING THINGS happen.  Some SAD THINGS happen.  A lot more EMBARRASSING THINGS happen.  CENTIPEDE happens.  HEARTS are WARMED, ETCETERA.