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Rap God Lyrics
Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
But Im only going to get this one chance
Somethings wrong, I can feel it
Just a feeling Ive got, like somethings about to happen, but I dont know what.
If that means what I think it means, were in trouble, big trouble;
And if he is as bananas as you say, Im not taking any chances
You are just what the doc ordered
Im beginnin to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot
But for me to rap like a computer it must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My penll go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a livin and a killin off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feelin on his nutsack
Im an MC still as honest
But as rude and as indecent as all hell
Syllables, skill-a-holic
This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
You dont really wanna get into a pissin match
With this rappity brat, packin a MAC in the back of the Ac
Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
And at the exact same time, I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while Im practicin that
Ill still be able to break a motherfuckin table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic, I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs
Feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are havin a rough time period, heres a maxi pad
Its actually disastrously bad for the wack
While Im masterfully constructing this masterpièce
Cause Im beginnin to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
Let me show you maintainin this shit aint that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like Ι have got
Well, to be truthful the blueprints
Simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the Earth like an asteroid
Did nothing but shoot for the Moon since
MCs get taken to school with this music
Cause I use it as a vehicle to bus the rhyme
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me? Im a product of Rakim
Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A, Cube, hey Doc, Ren
Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
To meet Run–D.M.C., induct them
Into the motherfuckin Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Even though Ill walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame Ill be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of shame
You fags think its all a game, til I walk a flock of flames
Off a plank and, tell me what in the fuck are you thinkin?
Little gay-lookin boy
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face, lookin boy
Youre witnessin a mass-occur
Like youre watching a church gathering take place, lookin boy
Oy vey, that boys gay!—thats all they say, lookin boy
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a way to go from your label every day, lookin boy
Hey, lookin boy! What you say, lookin boy?
I get a hell yeah from Dre, lookin boy
Ima work for everything I have, never asked nobody for shit
Get outta my face, lookin boy!
Basically, boy, youre never gonna be capable
Of keepin up with the same pace, lookin boy, cause—
Im beginnin to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
The way Im racin around the track, call me NASCAR, NASCAR
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
Kneel before General Zod
This planets Krypton—no, Asgard, Asgard
So youll be Thor and Ill be Odin
You rodent, Im omnipotent
Let off, then Im reloadin
Immediately with these bombs Im totin
And I should not be woken
Im the walkin dead, but Im just a talkin head, a zombie floatin
But I got your mom deep-throatin
Im out my Ramen Noodle
We have nothin in common, poodle
Im a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
Its me, my honestys brutal
But its honestly futile if I dont utilize what I do though
For good at least once in a while
So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle enough rhymes
To maybe try to help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchlines
Just in case cause even you unsigned
Rappers are hungry lookin at me like its lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I
Was king of the underground
But I still rap like Im on my Pharoahe Monch grind
So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come tryin
To censor you like that one line
I said on Im Back from The Mathers LP 1 when I
Tried to say Ill take seven kids from Columbine
Put em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a 9
See if I get away with it now that I aint as big as I was, but Im
Morphin into an immortal, comin through the portal
Youre stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
And I dont know what the fuck that you rhyme for
Youre pointless as Rapunzel with fuckin cornrows
You write normal? Fuck being normal!
And I just bought a new raygun from the future
Just to come and shoot ya, like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweathers pad
Singin to a man while he played piano
Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
So Ray J went straight to the radio station
The very next day, Hey Fab, Ima kill you!
Lyrics comin at you at supersonic speed
Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin Im a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you Im superhuman?
Innovative and Im made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin off of me and itll glue to you and
Im devastating, more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin audience a feeling like its levitating
Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, theyll be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
Oh, hes too mainstream.
Well, thats what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
Its not hip-hop, its pop,—cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock, shock rap with Doc
Throw on Lose Yourself and make em lose it
I dont know how to make songs like that
I dont know what words to use.
Let me know when it occurs to you
While Im rippin any one of these verses that versus you
Its curtains, Im inadvertently hurtin you
How many verses I gotta murder to
Prove that if you were half as nice, your songs you could sacrifice virgins too?!
Ugh, school flunky, pill junkie
But look at the accolades these skills brung me
Full of myself, but still hungry
I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to
And Im a million leagues above you
Ill when I speak in tongues, but its still tongue-in-cheek, fuck you
Im drunk, so, Satan, take the fucking wheel
Ima sleep in the front seat
Bumpin Heavy D and the Boyz, still Chunky but Funky
But in my head theres something I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils and heres what they want from me
Theyre askin me to eliminate some of the women hate
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred
I have, then you may be a little patient
And more sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination
But fuck it, lifes handin you lemons? Make lemonade then!
But if I cant batter the women
How the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?!
Dont mistake him for Satan; its a fatal mistake
If you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation
To trip a broad, and make her fall on her face and
Dont be a retard—be a king? Think not
Why be a king when you can be a god?6.7KEmbed |
Killshot Lyrics
You sound like a bitch, bitch
Shut the fuck up
When your fans become your haters
You done?
Fuckin beards weird
Alright
You yellin at the mic, fuckin weird beard
We doin this once
You yellin at the mic, your beards weird
Why you yell at the mic?
Rihanna just hit me on a text
Last night I left hickeys on her neck
Wait, you just dissed me? Im perplexed
Insult me in a line, compliment me on the next
Damn, Im really sorry you want me to have a heart attack
Was watchin 8 Mile on my NordicTrack
Realized I forgot to call you back
Heres that autograph for your daughter, I wrote it on a Starter cap
Stan, Stan, son
Listen, man, Dad isnt mad
But how you gonna name yourself after a damn gun
And have a man-bun?
The giants woke, eyes open, undeniable
Supplyin smoke, got the fire stoked
Say you got me in a scope, but you grazed me
I say one call to Interscope and youre Swayze
Your reply got the crowd yelling, Woo!
So before you die lets see who can out-petty who
With your corny lines —ow, Kelly, ooh
But Im 45 and Im still outselling you
By 29, I had three albums that had blew
Now lets talk about somethin I dont really do
Go in someones daughters mouth stealin food
But youre a fuckin mole hill
Now Ima make a mountain out of you, woo!
Ho, chill, actin like you put the chrome barrel to my bone marrow
Gunner? Bitch, you aint a bow and arrow
Say youll run up on me like a phone bill, sprayin lead
Playin dead, thats the only time you hold still
Are you eating cereal or oatmeal?
What the fucks in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or Cheerios?
Cause Im takin a shit in em, Kelly, I need reading material
…Dictionary…
Yo, Slim, your last four albums sucked
Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago
What do you know? Oops
Know your facts before you come at me, lil goof
Luxury, oh, you broke, bitch? Yeah, I had enough money in 02
To burn it in front of you, ho
Younger me? No, you the wack me, its funny but so true
Id rather be 80-year-old me than 20-year-old you
Til Im hitting old age
Still can fill a whole page with a 10-year-olds rage
Got more fans than you in your own city, lil kiddy, go play
Feel like Im babysitting Lil Tay
Got the Diddy okay so you spent your whole day
Shootin a video just to fuckin dig your own grave
Got you at your own wake, Im the billy goat
You aint never made a list next to no Biggie, no Jay
Next to Taylor Swift and that Iggy ho, you about to really blow
Kelly, theyll be putting your name
Next to Ja, next to Benzino—die, motherfucker!
Like the last motherfucker sayin Hailie in vain
Alien brain, you Satanist
My biggest flops are your greatest hits
The games mine again and aint nothin changed but the locks
So before I slay this bitch I, mwah, give Jade a kiss
Gotta wake up Labor Day to this
Bein rich-shamed by some prick usin my name for clickbait
In a state of bliss cause I said his goddamn name
Now I gotta cock back, aim
Yeah, bitch, pop Champagne to this!
Its your moment
This is it, as big as youre gonna get, so enjoy it
Had to give you a career to destroy it
Lethal injection
Go to sleep six feet deep, Ill give you a B for the effort
But if I was three-foot-eleven
Youd look up to me, and for the record
You would suck a dick to fuckin be me for a second
Lick a ballsack to get on my channel
Give your life to be as solidified
This mothafuckin shit is like Rambo when hes out of bullets
So what good is a fuckin machine gun when its outta ammo?
Had enough of this tatted-up mumble rapper
How the fuck can him and I battle?
Hell have to fuck Kim in my flannel
Ill give him my sandals
Cause he knows, long as Im Shady hes gon have to live in my shadow
Exhausting, letting off on my offspring
Lick a gun barrel, bitch, get off me!
You dance around it like a sombrero, we can all see
Youre fuckin salty
Cause Young Geralds balls-deep inside of Halsey
Your red sweater, your black leather
You dress better, I rap better
That a death threat or a love letter?
Little white toothpick
Thinks its over a pic, I just dont like you, prick
Thanks for dissing me
Now I had an excuse on the mic to write Not Alike
But really I dont care whos in the right
But youre losin the fight you picked
Who else want it? Kells—attempt fails! Budden—Ls!
Fuckin nails in these coffins as soft as Cottonelle
Killshot, I will not fail, Im with the Doc still
But this idiots boss pops pills and tells him hes got skills
But, Kells, the day you put out a hits the day Diddy admits
That he put the hit out that got Pac killed, ah!
Im sick of you bein wack
And still usin that mothafuckin Auto-Tune
So lets talk about it
Im sick of your mumble rap mouth
Need to get the cock up out it
Before we can even talk about it
Im sick of your blonde hair and earrings
Just cause you look in the mirror and think
That youre Marshall Mathers
Dont mean you are, and youre not about it
So just leave my dick in your mouth and keep my daughter out it
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You fuckin—oh
And Im just playin, Diddy
You know I love you1.8KEmbed |
Lose Yourself Lyrics
Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
Theres vomit on his sweater already, moms spaghetti
Hes nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words wont come out
Hes choking, how? Everybodys joking now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, hes so mad but he wont
Give up that easy, no, he wont have it, he knows
His whole backs to these ropes, it dont matter, hes dope
He knows that but hes broke, hes so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, thats when its
Back to the lab again, yo, this old rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it dont pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His souls escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardoms
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, its all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
Hes known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, hes grown farther from home, hes no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, cause here goes the cold water
These hoes dont want him no more, hes cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose its old, partner
But the beat goes on, da-da-dom, da-dom, dah-dah, dah-dah
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, Ima change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin in the beginning, the mood all changed
Ive been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebodys payin the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I cant get by with my nine-to-
Five and I cant provide the right type of life for my family
Cause man, these goddamn food stamps dont buy diapers
And theres no movie, theres no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and its gettin even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotonys
Gotten me to the point Im like a snail, Ive got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin option, failures not
Mom, I love you, but this trailers got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salems Lot
So here I go, its my shot, feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man1.5KEmbed |
Godzilla Lyrics
Ugh, youre a monster
I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and Ill feel like Godzilla
Better hit the deck like the card dealer
My whole squads in here, walking around the party
A cross between a zombie apocalypse and B-Bobby The
Brain Heenan which is probably the
Same reason I wrestle with mania
Shadys in this bitch, Im possed up
Consider it to cross me a costly mistake
If they sleepin on me, the hoes better get insomnia
ADHD, Hydroxycut
Pass the Courvoisier
In AA with an AK, melee, finna set it like a playdate
Better vacate, retreat like a vacay, mayday
This beat is cray-cray, Ray J, H-A-H-A-H-A
Laughing all the way to the bank, I spray flames
They cannot tame or placate the
Monster
You get in my way, Ima feed you to the monster
Im normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster
When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers
I look like a villain outta those blockbusters
Godzilla, fire spitter, monster
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
Im just a product of Slick Rick and Onyx, told em lick the balls
Had em just appalled, did so many things that pissed em off
Its impossible to list em all
And in the midst of all this
Im in a mental hospital with a crystal ball
Tryna see, will I still be like this tomorrow?
Risperdal, voices whisper
My fist is balled back up against the wall, pencil drawn
This is just the song to go ballistic on
You just pulled a pistol on a guy with a missile launcher
Im just a Loch Ness, the mythological
Quick to tell a bitch screw off like a fifth of vodka
When you twist the top of the bottle, Im a
Monster
You get in my way, Ima feed you to the monster
Im normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster
When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers
I look like a villain outta those blockbusters
Godzilla, fire spitter, monster
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
If you never gave a damn , raise your hand
Cause Im about to set trip, vacation plans
Im on point like my index is, so all you will ever get is
The motherfuckin finger , prostate exam
How can I have all these fans and perspire?
Like a liars pants, Im on fire
And I got no plans to retire and Im still the man you admire
These chicks are spazzin out, I only get more handsome and flyer
I got em passin out like what you do when you hand someone flyers
And what goes around comes around just like the blades on the chainsaw
Cause I caught the flack, but my dollars stacked right off the bat like a baseball
Like Kid Ink, bitch, I got them racks with so much ease that they call me Diddy
Cause I make bands and I call getting cheese a cakewalk
Bitch, Im a player, Im too motherfuckin stingy for Cher
Wont even lend you an ear, aint even pretending to care
But I tell a bitch Ill marry her if shell bury her
Face in my genital area, the original Richard Ramirez
Cristhian Rivera, cause my lyrics never sit well
So they wanna give me the chair
Like a paraplegic, and its scary, call it Hari Kari
Cause ery Tom and Dick and Harry carry a Merriam motherfuckin dictionary on em
Swearing up and down they can spit, this shits hilarious
Its time to put these bitches in the obituary column
We wouldnt see eye to eye with a staring problem
Get the shaft like a steering column
Trigger happy, pack heat, but its black ink
Evil half of the Bad Meets
Evil, that means take a back seat
Take it back to Fat Beats with a maxi single
Look at my rap sheet, what attracts these people
Is my Gangsta Bitch like Apache with a catchy jingle
I stack chips, you barely got a half-eaten Cheeto
Fill em with the venom and eliminate em
Other words, I Minute Maid em
I dont wanna hurt em, but I did, Im in a fit of rage
Im murderin again, nobody will evade
Im finna kill em and dump all their fuckin bodies in the lake
Obliterating everything, incinerate a renegade
Im here to make anybody who want it with the pen afraid
But dont nobody want it, but theyre gonna get it anyway
Cause Im beginnin to feel like Im mentally ill
Im Attila, kill or be killed, Im a killer bee, the vanilla gorilla
Youre bringin the killer within me outta me
You dont wanna be the enemy of the demon who entered me
And be on the receivin end of me, what stupidity itd be
Every bit of mes the epitome of a spitter
When Im in the vicinity, motherfucker, you better duck
Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me
A hundred percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me
Im bout to fuckin finish you, bitch, Im unfadable
You wanna battle, Im available, Im blowin up like an inflatable
Im undebatable, Im unavoidable, Im unevadable
Im on the toilet bowl, I got a trailer full of money and Im paid in full
Im not afraid to pull a—
Man, stop
Look what Im plannin, haha1.2KEmbed |
The Monster Lyrics
Im friends with the monster thats under my bed
Get along with the voices inside of my head
Youre tryin to save me, stop holdin your breath
And you think Im crazy, yeah, you think Im crazy
I wanted the fame but not the cover of Newsweek
Oh well, guess beggars cant be choosey
Wanted to receive attention for my music
Wanted to be left alone in public, excuse me
For wantin my cake, and eat it too, and wantin it both ways
Fame made me a balloon cause my ego inflated
When I blew, see, but it was confusing
Cause all I wanted to dos be the Bruce Lee of loose leaf
Abused ink, used it as a tool when I blew steam
Whoo! Hit the lottery, ooh-wee!
But with what I gave up to get it was bittersweet
It was like winnin a used mink
Ironic cause I think Im gettin so huge I need a shrink
Im beginnin to lose sleep: one sheep, two sheep
Goin coo-coo and kooky as Kool Keith
But Im actually weirder than you think, cause Im—
Im friends with the monster thats under my bed
Get along with the voices inside of my head
Youre tryin to save me, stop holdin your breath
And you think Im crazy, yeah, you think Im crazy
Well, thats nothin
Well, thats nothin
Now, I aint much of a poet
But I know somebody once told me to seize the moment
And dont squander it cause you never know when it all
Could be over tomorrow, so I keep conjurin
Sometimes I wonder where these thoughts spawn from
Yeah, ponderinll do you wonders
No wonder youre losin your mind, the way it wanders
Yodel-odel-ay-hee-hoo! I think it went wanderin off down yonder
And stumbled onto Jeff VanVonderen
Cause I need an interventionist
To intervene between me and this monster
And save me from myself and all this conflict
Cause the very thing that I loves killin me and I cant conquer it
My OCDs conkin me in the head, keep knockin
Nobodys home, Im sleepwalkin
Im just relayin what the voice in my heads sayin
Dont shoot the messenger, Im just friends with the—
Im friends with the monster thats under my bed
Get along with the voices inside of my head
Youre tryin to save me, stop holdin your breath
And you think Im crazy, yeah, you think Im crazy
Well, thats nothin
Well, thats nothin
Call me crazy, but I have this vision, one day that
Ill walk amongst you a regular civilian
But until then, drums get killed and
Im comin straight at MCs, blood gets spilled and
Ill take you back to the days that Id get on a Dre track
Give every kid who got played that pumped-up feelin
And shit to say back to the kids who played him
I aint here to save the fuckin children
But if one kid out of a hundred million
Who are goin through a struggle, feels it and relates, thats great
Its payback, Russell Wilson fallin way back
In the draft, turn nothin into somethin, still can make that
Straw into gold, chump, I will spin—Rumpelstiltskin in a haystack
Maybe I need a straightjacket
Face facts: I am nuts for real, but Im okay with that
Its nothin, Im still friends with the—
Im friends with the monster thats under my bed
Get along with the voices inside of my head
Youre tryin to save me, stop holdin your breath
And you think Im crazy, yeah, you think Im crazy
Im friends with the monster thats under my bed
Get along with the voices inside of my head
Youre tryin to save me, stop holdin your breath
And you think Im crazy, yeah, you think Im crazy
Well, thats nothin
Well, thats nothin
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Lucky You Lyrics
Woah, Joyner, Joyner, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, I done did a lot of things in my day, I admit it
I dont take back what I say, if I said it, then I meant it
All my life I want a Grammy, but Ill prolly never get it
I aint never had no trophy or no motherfuckin ribbon
Fuck the system, Im that nigga, bend the law, cut the rules
Im about to risk it all, I aint got too much to lose
Yall been eatin long enough, its my turn to cut the food
Pass the plate , where my drink ?
This my day , lucky you, fuck you too, woo!
Yall gotta move, yall gotta move, yall gotta move
Give me some room , give me some room , give me the juice
Hop out the coupe, hop out the coupe, hop out and shoot
Yall gotta move , yall gotta move , give me the juice
Back on my bullshit, my back to the wall
Turn my back on you, all of you finished
Back to these bullets, its back to the job
Pull my MAC out and all of you runnin
Back on my hood shit, its back to the pushin
These packs and Im actually pumpin
Cant fuck with you rappers, you practically suckin
You mighta went platinum but that dont mean nothin
Im actually buzzin this time
Straight out the kitchen, I told em the oven is mine
I do not fuck with you guys
If I dont kill you, just know you gon suffer this time
I aint no gangster, but I got some bangers
Some chains and some blades and a couple of knives
Choppers and jammies, a partridge, a pear tree
My Twelve Days of Christmas was nothin but lies
Run at you hard like a sumo
They say I talk like a chulo
I live on Mars, Im not Bruno
Bitch, Im a dog, call me Cujo
You play your cards, I reverse on you all
And I might just draw four like a Uno
Cállate boca mejor, maricón
Little puto, and all of you culo
Theyve embedded the level, I been the ghetto to ghetto
Lookin for somethin I prolly can never find now
Shit get realer, but til all the beef die down
In truth, a nigga just really want me tied down
Ive been alone and I never needed nobody
Just only me and my shawty, Ill tell these niggas to lie down
Keep all the money, I never wanted the lifestyle
I just pray to God that my sonll be alright now
I said aint no love for the other side
Or anyone who ever want smoke
When I die Im goin out as the underdog who never lost hope
You in the wrong cab, down the wrong path
Nigga, wrong way, wrong road
Snakes in the grass tryna slither fast
I just bought a fuckin lawn mower
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I done said a lotta things in my day, I admit it
This is payback in a way , I regret it that I did it
I done won a couple Grammys, but I sold my soul to get em
Wasnt in it for the trophies , just the fuckin recognition
Fucks the difference? Im that cracker, bend the law, fuck the rules
Man, I used to risk it all, now I got too much to lose
Ive been eatin long enough, man, my stomach should be full
I just ate, licked the plate, my buffet, lucky me, fuck you think?
I got a couple of mansions
Still, I dont have any manners
You got a couple of ghostwriters
But to these kids, it dont actually matter
Theyre askin me, What the fuck happened to hip-hop?
I said, I dont have any answers
Cause I took an L when I dropped my last album
It hurt me like hell, but Im back on these rappers
And actually comin from humble beginnings
Im somewhat uncomfortable winning
I wish I could say, What a wonderful feeling!
Were on the upswing like were punchin the ceiling!
But nothin is feeling like anyone has any fuckin ability
To even stick to a subject, its killin me
The inability to pen humility
Ha-ta-ta, ba-ta-ta, why dont we make a bunch of
Fuckin songs about nothin and mumble em?
Fuck it, Im goin for the jugular
Shit is a circus, you clowns that are comin up
Dont give an ounce of a motherfuck
About the ones that were here before you that made rap
Lets recap, way back, MCs that
Wreak havoc on tape decks
ADATs, where the G Raps and Kanes at?
We need 3 Stacks ASAP and bring Masta Ace back
Cause half of these rappers have brain damage
All the lean rappin, face tats, syruped out like tree sap
I dont hate trap , and I dont wanna seem mad
But in fact , where the old me at? The same cat
That would take that feedback and aim back, I need that
But I think its inevitable they know what button to press
Or what lever to pull to give me to snap though
And if I pay it attention, Im probly makin it bigger
But youve been takin ya dicks and Im fuckin back, ho
On the brink, any minute got me thinkin of finishin
Everything with acetaminophen and reapin the benefits
Im asleep at the wheel again, as I begin to thinkin about an evil intent of another beat Ima kill again
Cause even if I gotta end up eating a pill again
Even ketamine or methamphetamine with the minithin
It better be at least seventy or three-hundred milligram
And I might as well cause Ima end up bein a villain again
Levels to this shit, I got an elevator
You could never say to me Im not a fuckin record breaker
I sound like a broken record every time I break a record
Nobody could ever take away the legacy I made, I never cater
Motherfucker, now I got a right to be this way
I got spite inside my DNA
But I roll til the wheels fall off, Im working tirelessly, ayy
Its the moment yall been waitin for like California
Wishin rain to pour in that drought, yall
Been prayin for my downfall
From the 8 Mile to the Southpaw
Still the same Marshall, that outlaw
That they say as a writer mightve fell off
Im back on that bull like the cowboy
So yall gotta move, yeah, yall gotta move, yeah, yall gotta move
Give me some room , give me some room , give me the juice
Hop out the coupe , hop out the coupe , hop out and shoot
Yall gotta move , yall gotta move , give me the juice795Embed |
The Ringer Lyrics
Plane crash
Yeah
Yo, Im just gonna write down my first thoughts, and see where this takes me, ’cause I feel like I wanna punch the world in the fuckin face right now
Yeah
Let me explain just how to make greatness
Straight out the gate, Im ’bout to break it down
Aint no mistakes allowed, but make no mistake, Im bout
To rape the alphabet, I may raise some brows
If I press the issue just to get the anger out
Full magazine could take Staples out
Savage but aint thinkin bout no bank account
But bitch, Im off the chain like Kala Brown
Motherfucker, shut the fuck up when I’m talkin’, lil bitch
I’m sorry, wait, whats your talent? Oh, critiquin
My talent? Oh, bitch, I dont know who the fuck y’all are
To give a sub-par bar or even have an opinion of you
You mention me, millions of views, attention in news
I mention you, lose-lose for me, win-win for you
Billions of views, your ten cents are two
Skim through the music to give shit reviews
To get clicks, but bitch, you just lit the fuse
Dont get misconstrued, business as us
Shit-list renewed, so get shit to do
Or get dissed cause I just dont get
What the fuck half the shit is that youre listenin to
Do you have any idea how much I hate this choppy flow
Everyone copies though? Probly no
Get this fuckin audio out my Audi, yo, adiós
I can see why people like Lil Yachty, but not me though
Not even dissin, it just aint for me
All I am simply is just an emcee
Maybe Stan just isnt your cup of tea
Maybe your cups full of syrup and lean
Maybe I need to stir up shit, preferably
Shake the world up if it were up to me
Paul wants me to chill, yall want me to ill
I should eat a pill, probably I will
Old me killed the new me, watch him bleed to death
I breathe on the mirror, I dont see my breath
Possibly Im dead, I must be possessed
Like an evil spell, Im E-V-I-L
Jam a Crest Whitestrip in the tip of my dick
With an ice pick, stick it in a vise grip
Hang it on a spike fence, bang it with a pipe wrench
While I take my ball sack and flick it like a light switch
Like Vice President Mike Pence
Back up on my shit in a sidekick as I lay it on a spike strip
These are things that Id rather do than hear you on a mic
Since nine tenths of your rhyme is about ice and
Jesus Christ, man, how many times is
Someone gonna fuck on my bitch?
You wont ever see Em icy
But as cold as I get on the M-I-C
I polarize shit, so the Thames might freeze
And your skull might split like I bashed you upside it
Bitch, I got the club on smash like a nightstick
Turn down for what?
I aint loud enough, nah, turn the Valium up
Cause I dont know how Im gonna get your mouths to shut
Now when it doesnt matter what caliber
I spit at, Ill bet a hundred thousand bucks
Youll turn around and just be like, Man, how the fuck
Sourpuss gonna get mad just cause his album sucks?
And now he wants to take it out on us
But last week, an ex-fan mailed me a copy
Of The Mathers LP to tell me to study
Itll help me get back to myself and shell love me
I mailed the bitch back and said if I did that
Id just be like everyone else in the fucking industry
Especially an effing Recovery clone of me
So finger-bang, chicken wang, MGK, Igg Azae
Lil Pump, Lil Xan imitate Lil Wayne
I should aim at everybody in the game, pick a name
Im fed up with bein humble
And rumor is Im hungry, Im sure you heard rumblings
I heard you wanna rumble like an empty stomach
I heard your mumblin but its jumbled in mumbo-jumbo
The era that Im from will pummel you, thats what its comin to
What the fuck youre gonna do when you run into it?
Im gonna crumble you and Ill take a number two
And dump on you, if you aint Joyner
If you aint Kendrick or Cole or Sean, then youre a goner
Im bout to bring it to anyone in this bitch who want it
I guess when you walk into BK you expect a Whopper
You can order a Quarter Pounder when you go to McDonalds
But if youre lookin to get a porterhouse you better go get Revival
But yall are actin like I tried to serve you up a slider
Maybe the vocals shoulda been auto-tuned
And you woulda bought it
But sayin I no longer got it
Cause you missed a line and never caught it
Cause it went over your head, because youre too stupid to get it
Cause youre mentally retarded, but pretend to be the smartest
With your expertise and knowledge, but youll never be an artist
And Im harder on myself than you could ever be regardless
What Ill never be is flawless, all Ill ever be is honest
Even when Im gone theyre gonna say I brought it
Even when I hit my forties like a fuckin alcoholic
With a bottle full of malt liquor
But I couldnt bottle this shit any longer
The fact that I know that Ima hit my bottom
If I dont pull myself from the jaws of defeat and rise to my feet
I dont see why yall even started with me
I get in beefs, my enemies die
I dont cease fire til at least all are deceased
Im east side, never be caught slippin
Now you see why I dont sleep, not even a wink, I dont blink
I dont doze off, I dont even nod to the beats
I dont even close my fuckin eyes when I sneeze
Aw, man! That BET cypher was weak, it was garbage
The Thing aint even orange—oh my God, thats a reach!
Shout to all my colorblind people
Each and everyone of yall, if you call a fire engine green
Aquamarine, or you think water is pink
Dawg, thats a date — Looks like an olive to me
Look, theres an apple! — No, its not, its a peach!
So finger-bang, Pootie Tang
Burger King, Gucci Gang, dookie, dang
Charlamagne gonna hate anyway, doesnt matter what I say
Give me Donkey of the Day
What a way for 2018 to get underway
But Im gonna say everything that I wanna say
Welcome to the slaughterhouse, bitch!
Invite em in like a One A Day
Im not done
Cause I feel like the beast of burden
That line in the sand, was it even worth it?
Cause the way I see people turnings
Makin it seem worthless, its startin to defeat the purpose
Im watchin my fan base shrink to thirds
And I was just tryin to do the right thing, but word
Has the court of public opinion reached a verdict
Or still yet to be determined?
Cause Im determined to be me, critiqued or worshipped
But if I could go back, Id at least reword it
And say I empathize with the people this evil serpent
Sold the dream to that hes deserted
But I think its workin
These verses are makin him a wee bit nervous
And hes too scurred to answer me with words
Cause he knows that he will lyrically get murdered
But I know at least hes heard it
Cause Agent Orange just sent the Secret Service
To meet in person to see if I really think of hurtin him
Or ask if Im linked to terrorists
I said, Only when it comes to ink and lyricists
But my beef is more media journalists
I said, my beef is more meaty, a journalist
Can get a mouthful of flesh
And yes, I mean eating a penis
Cause theyve been pannin my album to death
So Ive been givin the media fingers
Dont wanna turn this to a counseling sesh
But theyve been puttin me through the ringer
So I aint ironin shit out with the press
But I just took this beat to the cleaners732Embed |
Homicide Lyrics
Son, you know why you the greatest alive?
Why, Dad?
Because you came out of my balls, nigga
Hahahahahaha
Fuck rap
Bustin like an addict with a semi-automatic
Who done had it, and he ready for anybody to buck back
Hold up, catch a vibe, aint no way in hell we leavin nobody alive
Leave a suicide note, fuck that
Bobby feelin villainous, he killin this
Im comin for your man and his lady and even the baby
Im feelin like Im, chika-chika-chika, Slim Shady with rabies
Im foamin at the mouth, aint nobody takin me out
Every single rapper in the industry, yeah, they know what Im about
And I dare you to test me
Cause not a single one of you motherfuckers impress me
And maybe thats a little bit of an exaggeration
But Im full of innovation
And Im tired of all of this high school Hes cool, hes not rap shit
Can a single one of you motherfuckers even rap? Shit
No, this aint a diss to the game, this a gas to the flame
Nowadays, everybody sound the same, shits lame
Like a moth to the flame, Ima reel em in and kill em
Know you feelin lyricism when Im spillin it, Im feelin myself
Yeah, yeah, Bobby Boy, he be feelin himself
Mass murder like this cant be good for my health
When I rap like this, do I sound like shit?
Well, it dont really matter, cause Im killin this shit
Yeah, Im killin this shit
Oh yeah, oh yeah, Im killin this shit
Bobby, how many times you been killin this shit?
Find another rhyme, goddamn, nigga, shit
Fuck rap
Bustin like an addict with a semi-automatic
Who done had it, and he ready for anybody to buck back
Hold up, catch a vibe, aint no way in hell we leavin nobody alive
Leave a suicide note, fuck that
Bobby feelin villainous, he killin this
Im comin for your man and his lady and even the baby
Im feelin like Im, chika-chika-chika-chika
Chika-chika-chika-chika-chika, Slim Shady
Theres nowhere to hide, we call this shit genocide
Hit em with that and they die
We gon leave em crucified, we call this shit genocide
I got bitches, I got hoes, I got rare designer clothes
No, we aint fuckin with that
Yeah, theres a time and a place
But if you aint comin with the illest of raps
Callin yourself the greatest alive
Then you dont deserve to do that
No, no, oh no, no, please do not do that
You gon get smacked
You gon make Bobby attack
You gon make Bobby Boy snap
You gon make Bobby Boy snap
Fuck rap
Bustin like an addict with a semi-automatic
Who done had it, and he ready for anybody to buck back
Hold up, catch a vibe, aint no way in hell we leavin nobody alive
Leave a suicide note, fuck that
Bobby feelin villainous, he killin this
Im comin for your man and his lady and even the baby
Im feelin like Im chika-chika-chika-chika
Chika-chika-chika-chika-chika, Slim Shady
Jigga-jigga-jigga-jigga-jigga like JAY-Z
Jig is up, you fuckers who didnt write anything
Are getting washed, liga-liga-liga, like bathing
Young Hova, I know hitters like Yankees
Gun toters that pull triggers like crazy
Unloadin, leave you shot up in your Rover
Your body goes limp and slumps over
Like A-Rod in a month lull, but he just homered
Hol up, I said Rover because now your Rover is red
Like Red Rover, so you know what I meant
But I roll over my opponents instead
Makin dog sounds cause I gotta keep breakin these bars down
Ill go slow for the speds
But when I go like the Dobermann said
I still think the would go over your head
Beast mode, motherfuckers bout to get hit
With so many foul lines, youll think Im a free throw
Figured it was about time for people to eat crow
You about to get out-rhymed, how could I be dethroned?
I stay on my toes like the repo, a behemoth in sheeps clothes
From the East Coast to the West, Im the ethos and Im the G.O.A.T
Who the best, I dont gotta say a fuckin thing, though
Cause MCs know
But you dont wanna hear me spit the facts
Your shit is ass like a tailbone
Or youre trapped in your cell phone
Or my chicken scratch, or my self-loathe
I dont wanna fuckin listen to you spit your raps someone else wrote
Used to get beat up by the big kids
Used to let the big kids steal my big wheel
And I wouldnt do shit but just sit still
Now moneys not a big deal
Im rich, I wipe my ass with six mill
Big bills like a platypus
A caterpillars comin to get the cannabis
Im lookin for the smoke but you motherfuckers are scatterin
Batterin everything and Ive had it with the inadequate
Man, I can see my dick is standin stiff as a mannequin
And Im bringin the bandana back, and the fuckin headband again
A handkerchief and Im thinkin of bringin the fuckin fingerless gloves back
And not giving a singular fuck, like fuck rap
I sound like a fuckin millionaire
With a Derringer with a hair trigger
Bout to bear hug a fuckin terrier, the Ric Flair dripper
Yall couldnt hold a candle at a prayer vigil
When I vent, they compare me to a fuckin air duct
Im bout to bare-knuckle it, nah, fuck it
Im gonna go upside their head with a Nantucket
Abraca-fuckin-dabra
The track is the blood, Im attracted, Im attackin it
What? Dracula, fuck that shit
Im up, back with a thud
Man, stop
Look what Im plannin, plannin, Im plannin to
Do all this while ya panickin
And youre lookin and starin at mannequins
And Im goin to Fanagans
Trying to get up a plan against
All of the blana-kazana-ka-fam-bam-bannigans
While of all the bana-kazanika Hanna in a cabana
Youre in a cab-
Im in a cabana and a Janet
Im in a cabana chantin all this standup banter
While you dont got the stamina, youre lackin the stamina
Youre lackin the stamina while youre divorcin Harrison Ford
And Im in a Porsche on the floorboards
While Im world tourin
You usin way too many napkins, papkins
Lapkins and chapki-
You using ChapStick and napkins while Im bapkin
Flappin around like a bapkin
Flamminababbitapannitajampkin
Dammit, a can of pada-742Embed |
Stan Lyrics
My teas gone cold, Im wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I cant see at all
And even if I could itd all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that its not so bad, its not so bad
My teas gone cold, Im wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I cant see at all
And even if I could itd all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that its not so bad, its not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still aint callin
I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must notve got em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot em
But anyways, fuck it, whats been up, man? Hows your daughter?
My girlfriends pregnant too, Im bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what Ima call her?
Ima name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too, Im sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didnt want him
I know you probably hear this every day, but Im your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan
My teas gone cold, Im wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I cant see at all
And even if I could itd all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that its not so bad, its not so bad
Dear Slim, you still aint called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I aint mad, I just think its fucked up you dont answer fans
If you didnt want to talk to me outside your concert, you didnt have to
But you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
Thats my little brother, man, hes only six years old
We waited in the blisterin cold
For you, for four hours, and you just said no
Thats pretty shitty, man, youre like his fuckin idol
He wants to be just like you, man, he likes you more than I do
I aint that mad, though I just dont like bein lied to
Remember when we met in Denver?
You said if Id write you, you would write back
See, Im just like you in a way: I never knew my father neither
He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what youre sayin in your songs
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put em on
‘Cause I dont really got shit else
So that shit helps when Im depressed
I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
Its like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See, everything you say is real, and I respect you ‘cause you tell it
My girlfriends jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she dont know you like I know you, Slim, no one does
She dont know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me, man, Ill be the biggest fan youll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan—P.S. We should be together too
My teas gone cold, Im wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I cant see at all
And even if I could itd all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that its not so bad, its not so bad
Dear Mr. Im-Too-Good-to-Call-or-Write-My-Fans
Thisll be the last package I ever send your ass
Its been six months, and still no word—I dont deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on em perfect
So this is my cassette Im sendin you, I hope you hear it
Im in the car right now, Im doin 90 on the freeway
Hey, Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, In the Air of the Night
About that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drownin
But didnt, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
Thats kinda how this is: you coulda rescued me from drownin
Now its too late, Im on a thousand downers now—Im drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
I loved you, Slim, we coulda been together—think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope you cant sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you cant sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you cant breathe without me
See, Slim—shut up, bitch! Im tryin to talk
Hey, Slim, thats my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
But I didnt slit her throat, I just tied her up—see? I aint like you
‘Cause if she suffocates shell suffer more and then shell die too
Well, gotta go, Im almost at the bridge now
Oh, shit, I forgot—how am I supposed to send this shit out?!
My teas gone cold, Im wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I cant see at all
And even if I could itd all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that its not so bad, its not so bad
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner, but I just been busy
You said your girlfriends pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, Im really flattered you would call your daughter that
And heres an autograph for your brother; I wrote it on a Starter cap
Im sorry I didnt see you at the show, I mustve missed you
Dont think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But whats this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clownin, dawg, come on, how fucked up is you?
You got some issues, Stan, I think you need some counselin
To help your ass from bouncin off the walls when you get down some
And whats this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shitll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
Or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you hurt yourself, I think that youll be doin just fine
If you relax a little, Im glad I inspire you, but Stan
Why are you so mad? Try to understand that I do want you as a fan
I just dont want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
And in the car they found a tape, but they didnt say who it was to
Come to think about it, his name was—it was you
Damn…648Embed |
Without Me Lyrics
Obie Trice, real name, no gimmicks
Two trailer park girls go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Two trailer park girls go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Guess whos back? Back again
Shadys back, tell a friend
Guess whos back? Guess whos back?
Guess whos back? Guess whos back?
Guess whos back? Guess whos back?
Guess whos back
Ive created a monster, cause nobody wants to
See Marshall no more; they want Shady, Im chopped liver
Well, if you want Shady, this what Ill give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka thatll jump-start my heart quicker
Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the doctor when Im not co-operating
When Im rocking the table while hes operating
You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause Im back, Im on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job, Ms. Cheney
But your husbands heart problems complicating
So the FCC wont let me be
Or let me be me, so let me see
They tried to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty without me, so
Come on and dip, bum on your lips
Fuck that, cum on your lips and some on your tits, and get ready
cause this shits about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, fuck you, Debbie!
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Cause it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Cause it feels so empty without me
Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prisoners, helpless
Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, Bitch!
A visionary, vision is scary
Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves, a rebel
So just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
And its a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass—you asked for me?
Well, Im back, da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your bent antenna, tune it in, and then Im gonna
Enter in, and up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention, back for the winter, Im interesting
The best thing since wrestling, infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing, Attention please
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Heres my ten cents; my two cents is free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Cause it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Cause it feels so empty without me
A tisk-it a task-it, Ill go tit-for-tat wit
Anybody whos talking This shit, that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
You thirty-six-year-old baldheaded fag, blow me
You dont know me; youre too old, let go
Its over, nobody listens to techno
Now lets go, just give me the signal
Ill be there with a whole list full of new insults
Ive been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But, sometimes, the shit just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean Im disgusting
But its just me, Im just obscene
Though Im not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
To do Black music so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy
Theres a concept that works
Twenty million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
Itd be so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Cause it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Cause it feels so empty without me
Hum, dei-dei, la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Hum, dei-dei, la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Kids!432Embed |
Venom Lyrics
I got a song filled with shit for the strong-willed
When the world gives you a raw deal
Sets you off til you scream, Piss off! Screw you!
When it talks to you like you dont belong
Or tells you youre in the wrong field
When somethings in your mitochondrial
Cause it latched on to you, like—
Knock knock, let the devil in
Manevolent as Ive ever been, head is spinnin
This medicines screamin, L-L-L-Let us in!
L-L-L-Like a salad bowl, Edgar Allan Poe
Bedridden, shoulda been dead a long time ago
Liquid Tylenol, gelatins, think my skeletons meltin
Wicked, I get all high when I think Ive smelled the scent
Of elephant manure—hell, I meant Kahlúa
Screw it, to hell with it, I went through hell with accelerants
And blew up my-my-myself again
Volkswagen, tailspin, bucket matches my pale skin
Mayo and went from Hellmanns and being rail thin
Filet-o-Fish, Scribble Jam, Rap Olympics 97 Freaknik
How can I be down? Me and Bizarre in Florida
Proofs room slept on the floor of da motel then
Dr. Dre said, Hell yeah!
And I got his stamp like a postcard, word to Mel-Man
And I know theyre gonna hate
But I dont care, I barely can wait
To hit em with the snare and the bass
Square in the face, this fuckin world better prepare to get laced
Because theyre gonna taste my—
Venom, adrenaline momentum
And Im not knowin when Im
Ever gonna slow up and Im
Ready to snap any moment Im
Thinkin its time to go get em
They aint gonna know what hit em
Venom, adrenaline momentum
And Im not knowin when Im
Ever gonna slow up and Im
Ready to snap any moment Im
Thinkin its time to go get em
They aint gonna know what hit em
I said knock knock, let the devil in
Shotgun p-p-pellets in the felt pen
Cocked, fuck around and catch a hot one
It-its evident Im not done
V-Venomous, the thoughts spun
Like a web and you just caught in em
Held against your will like a hubcap or mud flap
Beat strangler attack
So this aint gonna feel like a love tap
Eat painkiller pills, fuck up the track
Like, whats her names at the wheel? Danica Patrick
Threw the car into reverse at the Indy, a nut crashin
Into ya, the back of it just mangled steel
My Mustang and the Jeep Wrangler grill
With the front smashed, much as my rear fender, assassin
Slim be a combination of an actual kamikaze and Gandhi
Translation, I will probably kill us both
When I end up backin into ya
You aint gonna be able to tell what the fucks happenin to ya
When youre bit with the—
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Venom, adrenaline momentum
And Im not knowin when Im
Ever gonna slow up and Im
Ready to snap any moment Im
Thinkin its time to go get em
They aint gonna know what hit em
Venom, adrenaline momentum
And Im not knowin when Im
Ever gonna slow up and Im
Ready to snap any moment Im
Thinkin its time to go get em
They aint gonna know what hit em
I said knock knock, let the devil in
Alien, E-E-Elliott phone home
Aint no telling when this chokehold
On this game will end, Im loco
Became a Symbiote, so
My fangs are in your throat, ho
Youre snake-bitten with my—venom
With the ballpoint pen Im
Gun cocked, bump stock, double-aught, buckshot
Tire thumper, a garrote, tie a couple knots
Fired up and caught fire, juggernaut
Punk rock, bitch, its goin down like Yung Joc
Cause the Doc put me on like sunblock
Why the fuck not, you only get one shot
Ate shit til I cant taste it
Chased it with straight liquor
Then paint thinner, then drank til I faint
And awake with a headache
And I take anything in rectangular shape
Then I wait to face the demons Im bonded to
Cause theyre chasin me but Im part of you
So escapin me is impossible
I latch onto you like a—parasite
And I probably ruined your parents life
And your childhood too
Cause if Im the music that yall grew up on
Im responsible for you retarded fools
Im the super villain Dad and Mom was losin their marbles to
You marvel that? Eddie Brock is you
And Im the suit, so call me—
Venom, adrenaline momentum
And Im not knowin when Im
Ever gonna slow up and Im
Ready to snap any moment Im
Thinkin its time to go get em
They aint gonna know what hit em
Venom, adrenaline momentum
And Im not knowin when Im
Ever gonna slow up and Im
Ready to snap any moment Im
Thinkin its time to go get em
They aint gonna know what hit em
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River Lyrics
Ive been a liar, been a thief
Been a lover, been a cheat
All my sins need holy water, feel it washing over me
Well, little one, I dont want to admit to something
If all its gonna cause is pain
Truth and my lies right now are falling like the rain
So let the river run
Hes comin home with his neck scratched, to catch flack
Sweat jackets and dress slacks, mismatched
On his breaths Jack, hes a sex addict
And she just wants to exact revenge and get back
Its a chess match, shes on his back like a jet-pack
Shes kept track of all his Internet chats
And guess who just happens to be movin on to the next
Actually, just shit on my last chick and she has what my ex lacks
Cause she loves danger, psychopath
And you dont fuck with no mans girl, even I know that
But shes devised some plan to stab him in the back
Knife in hand, says their relationships hangin by a strand
So shes been on the web lately
Says maybe shell be my Gwen Stacy, to spite her man
And I know shes using me to try to play him, I dont care
Hi Suzanne, but I shoulda said Bye Suzanne
After the first night, but tonight I am
Ive been a liar, been a thief
Been a lover, been a cheat
All my sins need holy water, feel it washing over me
Well, little one, I dont want to admit to something
If all its gonna cause is pain
The truth and my lies now are falling like the rain
So let the river run
A one-night stand turned a two-night stand
It was come sunlight, scram, now we hug tight, and...
He found out, now she feels deserted and used
Cause he left, so what? He did it first to her too
Now how am I supposed to tell this girl that were through?
Its hard to find the words, Im aloof, nervous, and Sue
Dont want this to hurt, but what you deserve is the truth
Dont take it personal, I just cant say this in person to you
So I revert to the studio, like hole-in-the-wall diners
Dont have to be reserved in a booth
I just feel like the person who Im turning intos
Irreversible, I preyed on you like its church at the pew
And now that I got you I dont want you
Took advantage in my thirst to pursue
Why do I do this dirt that I do?
Get on my soapbox and preach, my sermon and speech
Detergent and bleach is burnin the wound
Cause now with her in the womb
We cant bring her in this world, shoulda knew
To use protection fore I bit into your forbidden fruit
Fuck!
Ive been a liar, been a thief
Been a lover, been a cheat
All my sins need holy water, feel it washing over me
Well, little one, I dont want to admit to something
If all its gonna cause is pain
The truth and my lies now are falling like the rain
So let the river run
My names , my names
River , river run
Call me , call me
River , well let the river run
Always the bridesmaid, never The bride, hey!
Fuck can I say? If life was a highway
And deceit was an enclave, Id be swerving in five lanes
Speeds at a high rate, like Im slidin on ice, maybe
Thats why I may have came at you sideways
I cant keep my lies straight
But I made you terminate my baby
This love triangle left us in a wreck, tangled
What else can I say? It was fun for a while
Bet I really woulda loved your smile
Didnt really wanna abort, but fuck it
Whats one more lie, to tell our unborn child?
Ive been a liar, been a thief
Been a lover, been a cheat
All my sins need holy water, feel it washing over me
Well, little one
I dont want to admit to something
If all its gonna cause is pain
The truth and my lies now are falling like the rain
So let the river run480Embed |
The Real Slim Shady Lyrics
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Were gonna have a problem here...
Yall act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin her over furniture
Its the return of the Oh, wait, no way, youre kidding
He didnt just say what I think he did, did he?
And Dr. Dre said… nothing, you idiots!
Dr. Dres dead, hes locked in my basement
Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, Im sick of him
Look at him, walkin around, grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who, Yeah, but hes so cute though
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than whats goin on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But cant, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And thats the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a womans clitoris is
Of course, theyre gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
Theyve got the Discovery Channel, dont they?
We aint nothin but mammals—well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes—
Im Slim Shady, yes, Im the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So wont the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause Im Slim Shady, yes, Im the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So wont the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Will Smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a GRAMMY?
Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldnt it be weird?
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
Yeah, hes cute, but I think hes married to Kim, hee-hee
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
Im sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And theres a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just dont give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
Cause Im Slim Shady, yes, Im the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So wont the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause Im Slim Shady, yes, Im the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So wont the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Im like a head trip to listen to, cause Im only givin you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I dont gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder: How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?
Its funny, cause at the rate, Im going, when Im thirty
Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when Im jacking off with Jergens
And Im jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isnt working
In every single person there’s a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I dont give a fuck!
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Im Slim Shady, yes, Im the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So wont the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause Im Slim Shady, yes, Im the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So wont the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause Im Slim Shady, yes, Im the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So wont the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause Im Slim Shady, yes, Im the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So wont the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Ha ha, I guess theres a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, lets all stand up!
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Berzerk Lyrics
Now this shits about to kick off, this party looks wack
Lets take it back to straight hip-hop and start it from scratch
Im bout to bloody this track up, everybody get back
Thats why my pen needs a pad, cause my rhymes on the rag
Just like I did with addiction, Im bout to kick it
Like a magician, critics I turn to crickets
Got em still on the fence whether to picket
But quick to get it impaled when I tell em, Stick it!
So sick, Im looking pale—wait, thats my pigment
Bout to go ham, ya bish, shout out to Kendrick
Lets bring it back to that vintage Slim, bitch!
The art of MCing mixed with da Vinci and MC Ren
And I dont mean Stimpys friend, bitch
Been Public Enemy since you thought PE was gym, bitch
Kick your shoes off, let your hair down
All night long
Grow your beard out, just weird out
All night long
Were gonna rock this house until we knock it down
So turn the volume loud
Cause its mayhem til the A.M
So, baby, make just like K-Fed
And let yourself go, let yourself go
Say, Fuck it! before we kick the bucket
Lifes too short to not go for broke
So everybody, everybody
Grab your vial, yeah
Guess its just the way that Im dressed, aint it?
Khakis pressed, Nike shoes crispy and fresh laced
So I guess it aint that aftershave
Or cologne that made em just faint
Plus I showed up with a coat fresher than wet paint
So if love is a chess game, check mate
But girl, your bodys bangin, jump me in, dang, bang-bang
Yes siree Bob, I was thinking the same thang
So come get on this Kids rock, baw with da baw, dang-dang
Pow-p-p-p-pow, chica, pow, chica, wow-wow
Got your gal blowin up a valve, v-v-valve-valve
Aint slowin it down, throw in the towel, t-t-towel-towel
Dumb it down, I dont know how, huh-huh, how-how
At least I know that I dont know
Question is, are you bozos smart enough to feel stupid?
Hope so, now ho
Kick your shoes off, let your hair down
All night long
Grow your beard out, just weird out
All night long
Were gonna rock this house until we knock it down
So turn the volume loud
Cause its mayhem til the A.M
So crank the bass up like crazy
And let yourself go, let yourself go
Say, Fuck it! before we kick the bucket
Lifes too short to not go for broke
So everybody, everybody
Get your vinyls
And they say that love is powerful as cough syrup in styrofoam
All I know is I fell asleep and woke up in that Monte Carlo
With the ugly Kardashian, Lamar, oh
Sorry, yo—we done both set the bar low
Far as hard drugs are though, thats the past
But I done did enough codeine to knock Future into tomorrow
And girl, I aint got no money to borrow
But I am tryin to find a way to get you alone: car note
Oh, Marshall Mathers
Shithead with a potty mouth, get the bar of soap lathered
Kangols and Carheartless Cargos
Girl, youre fixin to get your heart broke
Dont be absurd, maam, you birdbrain, baby
I aint called anybody baby since Birdman, unless youre a swallow
Word, Rick?
But dont get discouraged, girl
This is your jam, unless you got toe jam
Kick your shoes off, let your hair down
All night long
Grow your beard out, just weird out
All night long
Were gonna rock this house until we knock it down
So turn the volume loud
Cause its mayhem til the A.M
So, baby, make just like K-Fed
And let yourself go, let yourself go
Say, Fuck it! before we kick the bucket
Lifes too short to not go for broke
So everybody, everybody
Grab your vial, yeah
Were gonna rock this house until we knock it down
So turn the volume loud
Cause its mayhem til the A.M
So crank the bass up like crazy
And let yourself go, let yourself go
Say, Fuck it! before we kick the bucket
Lifes too short to not go for broke
So everybody, everybody
Get your vials452Embed |
Not Alike Lyrics
Tay Keith, fuck these niggas up!
Yeah
Brain dead, eye drops
Pain meds, cyclops
Daybed, iPod
May-back, Maybach
Trainwrecks, sidewalks
Payless, high-tops
K-Fed, iHop
Playtex, icebox
Thats how much we have in common
Thats how much we have in common
Up on this mic when were on it
Thats how much we have in common
Thats how much we have in common
Thats how much we have in common
We are not alike, theres nada like us on the mic
I dont do Jordans and Audemars
I do explosions and Molotovs
Yall blowin smoke as if yall aint washed
I blow the smoke from the car exhaust
Flyin to a party I am not invited to, feelin like the streets need me
I aint gotta dance long as my Ferrari Spider move like C Breezy
I dont gotta hire goons
Id rather try to buy the moon and breathe freely
The sky is blue, the tires new
The Maserati white and cool like G-Eazy
Why these dudes tryna figure out
How to do a freestyle as fly as me?
Im confused tryna figure out
How to do Kapri Styles and Mya G
Everybody doin chick joints
Prolly rob these little dudes at fist point
Member everybody used to bite Nickel
Now everybody doin Bitcoin
We dont got nothin in common
We dont got nothin in common
Yall into stuff like doubled-up Styrofoam cups
On them uppers-and-downers
Im into stuff like doublin commas
Find me a brother whos solid
To count this shit up and then bust this shit down
When the cops hit us up, we can flush this shit down
We cannot give a fuck, shit, a fuckin colonic
Sellin your cock and your butt for a follower
Possible couple of dollars, you powder sniff
Now you slippin, call it a power trip, a product of politics
Yall went from profit and toppin the charts
To dropped in the park in a pile of shit
Knowledge is power, but powerless
If youve got it and you do not acknowledge it
Yall music sound like Dr. Seuss inspired it
Hirin strippers, prostitute retirin
We can spit it for your advance
Im fit to be king, youre cut out to fit in Prince pants
You niggas—
Brain dead, eye drops
Pain meds, cyclops
Daybed, iPod
May-back, Maybach
Trainwrecks, sidewalks
Payless, high-tops
K-Fed, iHop
Playtex, icebox
Thats how much we have in common
Thats how much we have in common
Up on this mic when were on it
Thats how much we have in common
Thats how much we have in common
Thats how much we have in common
We are not alike, theres nada like us—
You say you affiliated with murderers, killers
The people you run with are thuggin
But you just a wannabe gunner
Like you was gonna do somethin
Actin like you catchin bodies
And you got juice, lil youngin, you buggin
You aint never even been charged in connection with battery
Bitch, you aint plugged into nothin
Rap God spit lyrical bullets
And gats cock, your partners better tool up
This has not to do with muscular
But have guns for sure, you better put a
Strap on, other words if youre gonna
Roll up with your youre gon need a arsenal
Cause this bar is over your head
So you better—gun cock—have arms if youre gonna pull up
Oh, you run the streets, huh?
Now you wanna come and fuck with me, huh?
This little cock-sucker, he must be feelin himself
He wants to keep up his tough demeanour
So he does a feature, decides to team up with N9na
But next time you dont gotta use Tech N9ne
If you wanna come at me with a sub, Machine Gun
And Im talkin to you
But you already know who the fuck you are, Kelly
I dont use sublims and sure as fuck dont sneak-diss
But keep commenting on my daughter Hailie
I keep on telling motherfuckers
But, just in case you forgot really and need Ja memories jarred like strawberry or pineapple apricot jelly
I respond rarely, but this time Shady bout to sound off
Like a fuckin cocked semi-Glock Demigod
Let me put a fuckin silencer on this little
Non-threatening blond fairy cornball takin shots at me
Youre not ready, fool, break yourself like Rock Steady Crew
Obviously, Im not getting through
We can get it poppin like Redenbach, letting off like Remy Ma
Heavy artille—ry, Godzilla harsh with a hard shell
With a motherfucking heart bigger than Bizarres belly
Only time youll ever say I lost
Youll be talkin bout Fetty Wap, better call Diddy
Just to try to get me off of ya
Better hope I dont call Trick Trick
Bitch, this shit dont fly in our city
Punk, you dont disrespect OGs, R.I.P. Prodigy
Sold Dre my soul and then told him the moment he signed me
That Id be the most hated, though made it
So that theres no shame, its okay to own it
Cause life is a bitch, shes a bow-legged ho
But now those days are over
I Harvey Weinstein a bathrobe hanging open
My code name is groper, I role play with lotion
I fucked on the world then I throw away the Trojan
Old lederhosen with home-made explosives
Ill blow eighty holes in you
Dont make me go in, I O. J. the flows
And Im insult to injury, Rolaids to Goldman
Im throat spray and Motrin, I throated Nicole
As they both there to choke and my whole blade is soakin
A double-edge sword, it cuts both ways, I poke and
I stick and I turn in a rotating motion
Invisible with the pen, Im at the pinnacle to sick individuals
Stick my dick and put the tip in at minimal
Im fuckin these syllables, I let em lick on my genitals
Im a fucking invincible, indefensible, despicable, difficult prick
A little bit unpredictable, I spit the formidable
That you bitches fuckin with, the original
I consider me and Nickel identical —but not us
The only thing we have in commons Im a dick and you suck
Otherwise one has nothin to do with the other
None come close to skunk, bug, soldier
Tongue, shrub, shoulder, one month older
Sponge, mug, folder, nun, rug, holster
Lug nut, coaster, lung, jug, roaster
Young Thug poster, unplugged toaster
Thats how much we have in common
Thats how much we have in common
Up on this mic when were on it
Thats how much we have in common
Thats how much we have in common
Thats how much we have in common
We are not alike, theres nada like us—
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Fall Lyrics
You know, everybodys been tellin me
What they think about me for the last few months
Its too loud
Maybe its time I tell em what I think about them
Cant hear it coming down the hallway stairs from the parking lot
Its too loud
Three’s not a crowd all up in it
Slow fire
Dont fall on my face
Dont fall on my faith, oh
Dont fall on my fate
Dont fall on my faith, oh
Dont fall on my fate
Dont fall on my–
Gotta concentrate, against the clock I race
Got no time to waste, Im already late, I got a marathoners pace
Went from addict to a workaholic, word to Dr. Dre
In that first marijuana tape—guess I got a chronic case
And I aint just blowin smoke, less its in your mommas face
I know this time Paul and Dre
They wont tell me what not to say
And though me and my party days
Have all pretty much parted ways
Youd swear to God I forgot Im the guy that made Not Afraid
One last time for Charlamagne
If my response is late, its just how long it takes
To hit my fuckin radar, Im so far away
These rappers are like Hunger Games
One minute, theyre mockin JAY
Next minute, they get their style from Migos or they copy Drake
Maybe I just dont know when to turn around and walk away
But all the hate, I call it Walk-on-Water-Gate
Ive had as much as I can tolerate
Im sick and tired of waitin, I done lost my patience
I can take all of you motherfuckers on at once
You wanted Shady? You got him!
Dont fall on my face
Dont fall on my faith, oh
Dont fall on my fate
Dont fall on my faith, oh
Dont fall on my fate
Somebody tell Budden before I snap, he better fasten it
Or have his body bag get zipped
The closest thing hes had to hits is smackin bitches
And dont make me have to give it back to Akademiks
Say this shit is trash again, Ill have you twisted
Like you had it when you thought you had me slippin at the telly
Even when Im gettin brain, youll never catch me with a thot
Lacking with it, He aint spittin like this on his last shit
Ho, you better go back and listen
You know me better, thinkin Ill slow or let up
Call it trap cause its a total setup
Hopin that you rappers fall in that
Dre said, Hold your head up! —Kathy Griffin
Stackin ammunition, slap the clip in, cock it back on competition
This is how I shot ahead —Gabby Gifford
My attack is vicious, Jack the Ripper, back in business
Tyler create nothin, I see why you called yourself a , bitch
Its not just cause you lack attention
Its because you worship D12s balls, youre sack-religious
If youre gonna critique me
You better at least be as good or better
Get Earl the Hooded Sweater
Whatever his name is to help you put together
Some words, more than just two letters
The fans waited for this moment like that feature
When I stole the show , sorry if I took forever
Dont fall on my face
Dont fall on my faith, oh
Dont fall on my fate
Dont fall on my faith, oh
Dont fall on my fate
Just remember, I was here before you
And Ill be here after you make your run-in for you
Detractors, Ima have to fuck Pitchfork with a corkscrew
Just what the doctor ordered
Revenge is the best medicine
Increase the dose, from least to most
And then tell the Grammys to go and fuck themselves
They suck the blood from all the biggest artists like some leeches
So they nominate em, get em there, get a name to MC the show
Every parasite needs a host
Then give Album of the Year to somebody that no ones ever even heard of
All I know is I wrote every single word of everything I ever murdered
Time to separate the sheep from goats
And I got no faith in your writers, I dont believe in ghosts
When rap needed it most, I was that wing and a prayer
A beacon of hope, put a B-I-R-D in the air
Somewhere some kid is bumpin this while he lip-syncs in the mirror
Thats who Im doin it for, the rest I dont really even care
But you would think Im carryin a Oxford dictionary in my pocket
How Im buryin these artists
On a scale of turnt youre minus
Mine says very, yours says hardly
And whats scary is you probly can compare me to your car cause Im just barely gettin started
And far as Lord Jamar, you better leave me the Hell alone
Or Ill show you an Elvis clone
Walk up in this house you own, thrust my pelvic bone
Use your telephone and go fetch me the remote
Put my feet up and just make myself at home
I belong here, clown! Dont tell me bout the culture!
I inspired the Hopsins, the Logics, the Coles, the
Seans, the K-Dots, the 59s, and oh
Brought the world 50 Cent, you did squat, piss and moan
But Im not gonna fall, bitch!
Its too loud
Cant hear it coming down the hallway stairs from the parking lot
Its too loud
Three’s not a crowd all up in it
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’Till I Collapse Lyrics
Cause sometimes you just feel tired
Yo, left, yo, left
Feel weak and when you feel weak
Yo, left, right, left
You feel like you wanna just give up
Yo, left, yo left
But you gotta search within you
Yo, left, right, left
Try to find that inner strength and just pull that shit out of you
Yo, left, yo left
And get that motivation to not give up
Yo, left, right, left
And not be a quitter, no matter how bad
Yo, left, yo left
You wanna just fall flat on your face and collapse
Yo, left, right, left
Til I collapse Im spillin these raps long as you feel em
Til the day that I drop youll never say that Im not killin em
‘Cause when I am not, then Ima stop pennin em
And I am not hip-hop and Im just not Eminem
Subliminal thoughts, when Ima stop sendin em?
Women are caught in webs, spin em and hock venom
Adrenaline shots of penicillin could not get the illin to stop
Amoxicillins just not real enough
The criminal, cop-killin, hip-hop villain
A minimal swap to cop millions of Pac listeners
Youre comin with me, feel it or not
Youre gonna fear it like I showed ya the spirit of God lives in us
You hear it a lot, lyrics to shock
Is it a miracle or am I just product of pop fizzin up?
Fa shizzle, my wizzle, this is the plot, listen up
You bizzles forgot, Slizzle does not give a fuck
Til the roof comes off, til the lights go out
Til my legs give out, cant shut my mouth
Til the smoke clears out, am I high? Perhaps
Ima rip this shit til my bones collapse
Til the roof comes off, til the lights go out
Until the roof, until the roof
Til my legs give out, cant shut my mouth
The roof comes off, the roof comes off
Til the smoke clears out, am I high? Perhaps
Until my legs, until my legs
Ima rip this shit til my bones collapse
Give out from underneath me
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Music is like magic, theres a certain feelin you get
When you real and you spit, and people are feelin your shit
This is your moment, and every single minute you spend
Tryna hold on to it cause you may never get it again
So while youre in it, try to get as much shit as you can
And when your run is over, just admit when its at its end
Cause Im at the end of my wits with half the shit that gets in
I got a list, heres the order of my list that its in
It goes: Reggie, Jay-Z, 2Pac and Biggie
André from OutKast, Jada, Kurupt, Nas, and then me
But in this industry Im the cause of a lot of envy
So when Im not put on this list, the shit does not offend me
Thats why you see me walk around like nothings botherin me
Even though half you people got a fuckin problem with me
You hate it, but you know respect you got to give me
The presss wet dream, like Bobby and Whitney — Nate, hit me!
Til the roof comes off, til the lights go out
Til my legs give out, cant shut my mouth
Til the smoke clears out, am I high? Perhaps
Ima rip this shit til my bones collapse
Til the roof comes off, til the lights go out
Until the roof, until the roof
Til my legs give out, cant shut my mouth
The roof comes off, the roof comes off
Til the smoke clears out, am I high? Perhaps
Until my legs, until my legs
Ima rip this shit til my bones collapse
Give out from underneath me
Soon as a verse starts, I eat at an MCs heart
What is he thinking? How not to go against me, smart
And its absurd how people hang on every word
Ill probly never get the props I feel I ever deserve
But Ill never be served, my spot is forever reserved
If I ever leave Earth, that would be the death of me first
‘Cause in my heart of hearts I know nothin could ever be worse
Thats why Im clever when I put together every verse
My thoughts are sporadic, I act like Im an addict
I rap like Im addicted to smack like Im Kim Mathers
But I dont wanna go forth and back in constant battles
The fact is I would rather sit back and bomb some rappers
So this is like a full-blown attack Im launchin at em
The track is on some battlin raps, who wants some static?
‘Cause I dont really think that the fact that Im Slim matters
A plaque and platinum status is wack if Im not the baddest, so
Til the roof comes off, til the lights go out
Til my legs give out, cant shut my mouth
Til the smoke clears out, am I high? Perhaps
Ima rip this shit til my bones collapse
Til the roof comes off, til the lights go out
Until the roof, until the roof
Til my legs give out, cant shut my mouth
The roof comes off, the roof comes off
Til the smoke clears out, am I high? Perhaps
Until my legs, until my legs
Ima rip this shit til my bones collapse
Give out from underneath me
Until the roof, until the roof
The roof comes off, the roof comes off
Until my legs, until my legs
Give out from underneath me
I, I will not fall, I will stand tall
Feels like no one could beat me542Embed |
8 Mile: B-Rabbit vs Papa Doc Lyrics
Now, everybody from the 313
Put your motherfuckin hands up and follow me!
Everybody from the 313
Put your motherfuckin hands up! Look, look
Now, while he stands tough
Notice that this man did not have his hands up
This Free Worlds got you gassed up
Now, whos afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
One, two, three, and to the four
One Pac, two Pac, three Pac, four
Four Pac, three Pac, two Pac, one
Youre Pac, hes Pac, no Pac, none
This guy aint no motherfuckin MC
I know everything hes bout to say against me
I am white, I am a fucking bum
I do live in a trailer with my mom
My boy Future is an Uncle Tom
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob
Who shoots himself in his leg with his own gun
I did get jumped by all six of you chumps
And Wink did fuck my girl
Im still standin here screaming, Fuck the Free World!
Dont ever try to judge me, dude
You dont know what the fuck Ive been through
But I know something about you
You went to Cranbrook, thats a private school
Whats the matter, dawg? You embarrassed?
This guys a gangster? His real names Clarence
And Clarence lives at home with both parents
And Clarence parents have a real good marriage
This guy dont wanna battle, hes shook
Cause aint no such things as halfway crooks
Hes scared to death, hes scared to look
At his fucking yearbook; fuck Cranbrook!
Fuck a beat, Ill go a cappella
Fuck a Papa Doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer
Fuck everybody! Fuck yall if you doubt me!
Im a piece of fucking white trash, I say it proudly
And fuck this battle, I dont wanna win, Im outtie
Here, tell these people something they dont know about me
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Love the Way You Lie Lyrics
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Well, thats all right because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry?
Well, thats all right because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I cant tell you what it really is, I can only tell you what it feels like
And right now, theres a steel knife in my windpipe
I cant breathe, but I still fight while I can fight
As long as the wrong feels right, its like Im in flight
High off her love, drunk from her hate
Its like Im huffin paint and I love her, the more I suffer, I suffocate
And right before Im about to drown, she resuscitates me
She fuckin hates me, and I love it — Wait!
Where you going? — Im leaving you! — No, you aint!
Come back! — Were runnin right back, here we go again
Its so insane, cause when its goin good, its goin great
Im Superman with the wind at his back, shes Lois Lane
But when its bad, its awful, I feel so ashamed
I snapped, Whos that dude?, I dont even know his name
I laid hands on her, Ill never stoop so low again
I guess I dont know my own strength
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Well, thats all right because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry?
Well, thats all right because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
You ever love somebody so much you can barely breathe when youre with em?
You meet, and neither one of you even know what hit em
Got that warm fuzzy feelin, yeah, them chills, used to get em
Now youre gettin fuckin sick of lookin at em?
You swore youd never hit em, never do nothin to hurt em
Now youre in each others face
Spewin venom in your words when you spit em
You push, pull each others hair, scratch, claw, bit em
Throw em down, pin em
So lost in the moments when youre in em
Its the rage that took over, it controls you both
So they say youre best to go your separate ways
Guess that they dont know ya
Cause today, that was yesterday, yesterday is over
Its a different day, sound like broken records playin over
But you promised her, next time youll show restraint
You dont get another chance, life is no Nintendo game
But you lied again
Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess thats why they call it window pane
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Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Well, thats all right because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry?
Well, thats all right because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
Now, I know we said things, did things that we didnt mean
Then we fall back into the same patterns, same routine
But your tempers just as bad as mine is, youre the same as me
When it comes to love youre just as blinded, baby, please
Come back, it wasnt you, baby, it was me
Maybe our relationship isnt as crazy as it seems
Maybe thats what happens when a tornado meets a volcano
All I know is I love you too much to walk away though
Come inside, pick up your bags off the sidewalk
Dont you hear sincerity in my voice when I talk?
Told you this is my fault, look me in the eyeball
Next time Im pissed, Ill aim my fist at the drywall
Next time? There wont be no next time!
I apologize, even though I know its lies
Im tired of the games, I just want her back, I know Im a liar
If she ever tries to fuckin leave again, Ima tie her
To the bed and set this house on fire, just gonna—
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Well, thats all right because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry?
Well, thats all right because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
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Kamikaze Lyrics
Okay, how do I say this?
Last year didnt work out so well for me
2018, well
Hah, yeah, Im a fuckin kamikaze crashin into everything
You beat me, Islamic Nazi, that means there is no such thing
Ive been goin for your jugular since Craig G Duck Alert
Wedgie in my underwear, the whole bed sheet and the comforter
Stuck up in my rectal crack, kiss my disrespectful ass
Ill ride through your cul-de-sac
Window cracked, bumpin your reference tracks
Y-You collaborative effort rap, I-I have never said his raps
O-Overstayed my welcome, stepped in crap
And ruined your welcome mat
So spit that shit from the heart, you didnt write like you wrote it
While I teabag the microphone cause I go nuts on it
Like a fighter jet lined with explosives thatll strike any moment
Headed right at opponents and Im the fuckin pilot that flown it
Im bout to—
Smash into everyone, crash into everything
Back and Ive just begun, FACK 2017
Fack, fack on everyone
Fack, fack on everyone
Fack, fack on everyone
Im a Kamikaze, gonna
Smash into everyone, crash like an F-15
Damage already done, yall shoulda let me be
Fack, fack on everyone
Fack, fack on everyone
Fack, fack on everyone
Im a Kamikaze, gonna
I turned to rap cause it made me feel tough when I wasnt
From the moment I heard rappers cussin, I was in
Which is why I identify with the guy
Who I was invented by, Dres Frankenstein
Energized like a nine volt
Ice cold like Snake Eyes, twice in a row on a dice roll
But if the only reason I blowed is cause Im white though
Why dont every other white rapper sell what I sold?
Kamikaze pilot, I wrote my suicide note
Here come the guys in white coats tryin to stop me
Fore I jump behind the controls and try to fly into foes
Cause Im takin yall with me when I go cyclone
I dont think this typhoons letting up any time soon, here I go
Eyes closed, blindfolded, Im bout to—
Smash into everyone, crash into everything
Back and Ive just begun, FACK 2017
Fack, fack on everyone
Fack, fack on everyone
Fack, fack on everyone
Im a Kamikaze, gonna
Smash into everyone, crash like an F-15
Damage already done, yall shoulda let me be
Fack, fack on everyone
Fack, fack on everyone
Fack, fack on everyone
Im a Kamikaze, gonna
Smash
Kamikaze, kamikaze
Kami, kami-kamikaze, kamikaze, kami-kamikaze
Take a look at what Ive done
I heard your freestyle on Shade 45, that shit was embarrassing
There is no way we ever air that shit again, I guarantee that
Wait, that shit was so ass its somethin we wouldnt dare re-air it
The shits embarrassing as me rear-ending Tara Reid bare
In my therapy chair, my dick is the hair length of Cher
Each nut is the chair width of an Acorn stairlift, beware of me
Lyrically Im terrible, better get your lyrics prepared
Richard Ramirez is here, serial killin every beat there is
Wait, wait, got the eeriest feelin
Somethin evil is lurkin, Im no conspiracy theorist
But somethin here is a foot—oh yeah, its my dick
Get the measurin stick , 12 inches of wood
Wait, but Ive been goin for your jugular since Craig G Duck Alert
And Ive come to pay respects
Cause if you sleep youre fucked—other words
You get laid to rest and I hope your butt is hurt
Put me on a track, I go cray-on it like a color book
You got some views, but youre still below me
Mine are higher, so when you compare our views, you get overlooked
And I dont say the hook unless I wrote the hook
And now Im just freestylin in the vocal booth
And you know Ive always spoke the truth
Youre lyin through your teeth so much you broke a tooth
And it aint somethin I need a phone to do
When I say I cant wait til I get ahold of you
And I dont know what Im sposed to do
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Mockingbird Lyrics
Yeah
I know sometimes
Things may not always make sense to you right now
But ayy
Whatd Daddy always tell you?
Straighten up, little soldier, stiffen up that upper lip
What you cryin about?
You got me
Hailie, I know you miss your mom, and I know you miss your dad
When Im gone, but Im tryna give you the life that I never had
I can see youre sad, even when you smile, even when you laugh
I can see it in your eyes, deep inside you wanna cry
Cause youre scared, I aint there, Daddys witchu in your prayers
No more cryin, wipe them tears, Daddys here, no more nightmares
We gon pull together through it, we gon do it
Lainie—Uncles crazy, aint he? Yeah, but he loves you, girl, and you better know it
Were all we got in this world when it spins, when it swirls
When it whirls, when it twirls, two little beautiful girls
Lookin puzzled, in a daze, I know its confusin you
Daddys always on the move, Mommas always on the news
I try to keep you sheltered from it, but somehow it seems
The harder that I try to do that, the more it backfires on me
All the things growin up as Daddy that he had to see
Daddy dont want you to see, but you see just as much as he did
We did not plan it to be this way, your mother and me
But things have got so bad between us, I dont see us ever bein
Together ever again, like we used to be when we was teenagers
But then, of course, everything always happens for a reason
I guess it was never meant to be, but its just something
We have no control over, and thats what destiny is
But no more worries, rest your head and go to sleep
Maybe one day well wake up and thisll all just be a dream
Now hush, little baby, dont you cry
Everythings gonna be alright, stiffen that upper lip
Up, little lady, I told ya, Daddys here to
Hold ya through the night, I know Mommys not
Here right now, and we dont know why
We fear how we feel inside
It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby but I promise
Mommas gon be alright
Heh, its funny
I remember back one year when Daddy had no money
Mommy wrapped the Christmas presents up and stuck em under the tree
And said some of em were from me cause Daddy couldnt buy em
Ill never forget that Christmas, I sat up the whole night cryin
Cause Daddy felt like a bum—see, Daddy had a job but his job
Was to keep the food on the table for you and Mom and at the time
Every house that we lived in either kept gettin
Broken into and robbed or shot up on the block and your mom
Was savin money for you in a jar
Tryna start a piggy bank for you so you could go to college
Almost had a thousand dollars, til someone broke in and stole it
And I know it hurts so bad it broke your mommas heart
And it seemed like everything was just startin to fall apart
Mom and Dad was arguin a lot, so Momma moved back
On to Chalmers in the flat, one-bedroom apartment
And Dad moved back to the other side of 8 Mile on Novara
And thats when Daddy went to California with his CD
And met Dr. Dre and flew you and Momma out to see me
But Daddy had to work, you and Momma had to leave me
Then you started seein Daddy on the TV, and Momma didnt like it
And you and Lainie were too young to understand it
Papa was a rolling stone, Momma developed a habit
And it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab it
Im just sorry you were there and had to witness it firsthand
Cause all I ever wanted to do was just make you proud
Now Im sittin in this empty house just reminiscin
Lookin at your baby pictures, it just trips me out
To see how much you both have grown, its almost like youre sisters now
Wow, guess you pretty much are, and Daddys still here
Lainie, Im talkin to you too, Daddys still here
I like the sound of that, yeah, its got a ring to it, dont it?
Shh! Mommas only gone for the moment
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Now hush, little baby, dont you cry
Everythings gonna be alright, stiffen that upper lip
Up, little lady, I told ya, Daddys here to
Hold ya through the night, I know Mommys not
Here right now, and we dont know why
We fear how we feel inside
It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby but I promise
Mommas gon be alright and if you ask me to
Daddys gonna buy you a mockingbird
Ima give you the world, Ima buy a
Diamond ring for you, Ima sing for you, Ill do anything
For you to see you smile, and if that
Mockingbird dont sing and that ring dont shine
Ima break that birdies neck, Ill go back to the
Jeweler who sold it to ya and make him
Eat every carat, dont fuck with Dad! 363Embed |
Walk on Water Lyrics
I walk on water
But I aint no Jesus
I walk on water
But only when it freezes
Why are expectations so high? Is it the bar I set?
My arms, I stretch, but I can’t reach
A far cry from it, or its in my grasp, but as
Soon as I grab, squeeze
I lose my grip like the flying trapeze
Into the dark I plummet, now the skys blackening
I know the mark’s high, butter–
Flies rip apart my stomach
Knowin that no matter what bars I come with
Youre gonna harp, gripe, and
Thats a hard Vicodin to swallow, so I scrap these
As pressure increases like khakis
I feel the ice cracking, because—
I walk on water
But I aint no Jesus
I walk on water
But only when it freezes
Its the curse of the standard, that the first of the Mathers disc set
Always in search of the verse that I haven’t spit yet
Will this step just be another misstep
To tarnish whatever the legacy, love or respect
I’ve garnered? The rhyme has to be perfect, the delivery flawless
And it always feels like Im hittin’ the mark
Til I go sit in the car, listen and pick it apart
Like, This shit is garbage!
Gods given me all this, still I feel no different regardless
Kids look to me as a god, this is retarded
If only they knew, its a facade and it’s exhaustive
And I try not to listen to nonsense
But if you bitches are tryin to strip me of my confidence
Mission accomplished
Im not God-sent, Nas, Rakim, Pac, B.I.G., James Todd Smith
And Im not Prince, so…
I walk on water
But I aint no Jesus
I walk on water
But only when it freezes
Cause Im only human, just like you
Making my mistakes, oh if you only knew
I dont think you should believe in me the way that you do
Cause Im terrified to let you down, oh
Its true, Im a Rubiks—a beautiful mess
At times juvenile, yes, I goof and I jest
A flawed human, I guess
But Im doin my best to not ruin your ex–
Pectations and meet em, but first
The Speedom verse, now Big Sean
Hes goin too fast, is he gonna shout or curse out his mom?
There was a time I had the world by the balls, eatin out my palm
Every album song I was spazzin the fuck out on
And now Im gettin clowned and frowned on
But the only one whos looking down on
Me that matters nows DeShaun
Am I lucky to be around this long?
Begs the question though
Especially after the methadone
As yesterday fades and the Dresden home
Is burnt to the ground and all thats left of my house is lawn
The crowds are gone
And its time to wash out the blonde
Sales decline, the curtains drawn
Theyre closin the set, Im still pokin my head from out behind
And everyone who has doubt, remind
Now take your best rhyme, outdo it, now do it a thousand times
Now let em tell ya the world no longer cares
Or gives a fuck about your rhymes
And as I grow outta sight, outta mind, I might go outta mine
Cause how do I ever let this mic go without a fight
When I made a fuckin tightrope outta twine?
But when I do fall from these heights though, Ill be fine
I wont pout or cry or spiral down or whine
But Ill decide if its my final bow this time around, cause—
I walk on water
But I aint no Jesus
I walk on water
But only when it freezes
Cause Im only human, just like you
Ive been making my mistakes, oh if you only knew
I dont think you should believe in me the way that you do
Cause Im terrified to let you down, oh
If I walked on water, I would drown
Cause Im just a man
But as long as I got a mic, Im godlike
So me and you are not alike
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Bad Guy LyricsPart 1: Produced by S1 and M-Phazes
Its like Im in this dirt, digging up old hurt
Tried everything to get my mind off you, it wont work
All it takes is one song on the radio, youre
Right back on it, reminding me all over again how you fucking just brushed me off and left me so burnt
Spent a lot of time tryna soul search
Maybe I needed to grow up a little first
Well, looks like I hit a growth spurt
But Im coming for closure
Dont suppose an explanation Im owed for
The way that you turned your back on me just when I may have needed you most—oh, you thought it was over?
You could just close the
Chapter and go about your life like it was nothing
You ruined mine but you seem to be doing fine
Well, Ive never recovered
But tonight I bet you that what youre
Bout to go throughs tougher than anything I ever have suffered
Cant think of a better way to define poetic justice
Can I hold grudges?
Mind saying, Let it go, fuck this!
Hearts saying, I will, once I bury this bitch alive, hide the shovel
And then drive off in the sunset.
I flee the scene like it was my last ride
You see right through
Oh, you had me pegged the first time
You can see the truth
But its easier to justify
Whats bad is good
And I hate to be the bad guy
I just hate to be the bad guy
I just hate to be the bad guy
And to think I used to think you was the shit, bitch
To think it was you at one time I worshipped, shit
Think you can hurt people and just keep getting away with it?
Not this time, you better go and get the sewing kit, bitch!
Finish this stitch, so you can reap what you sew, nitwit
Thought some time would pass and Id forget it? Forget it!
You left our family in shambles
And you expect me to just get over him, pretend he never existed?
May be gone but hes not forgotten
And dont think ‘cause hes been out the picture so long that Ive stopped the plotting and still aint coming to get ya
Youre wrong and that shit was rotten
And the way you played hims same shit you did to me, cold
Have you any idea the shit that Ive gone through?
Feelings I harbor? All this pent-up resentment I hold on to?
Not once you call to ask me how Im doing
Letters, you dont respond to em
Fuck it, Im coming to see you
And, gee, who better to talk to than you?
The cause of my problems
My life is garbage, and Im bout to take it out on ya
Poof, then Im gone, voosh
I flee the scene like it was my last ride
You see right through
Oh, you had me pegged the first time
You can see the truth
But its easier to justify
Whats bad is good
And I hate to be the bad guy
I just hate to be the bad guy
I just hate to be the bad guy
Ive been drivin around your side of this town
Like nine frickin hours and forty-five minutes now
Finally I found your new address, park in your drive
Feel like Ive been waitin on this moment all of my life
And its now arrived and my mouth is full of saliva
My knife is out and Im duckin on the side of your house
See, its sad it came to this point
Such a disappointment I had to make this appointment
To come and see ya, but I aint here for your empathy
I dont need your apology or your friendship or sympathy
Its revenge that I seek
So I sneak vengefully, and treat your bedroom window
Like I reach my full potential—I peeked
Continue to peep, still bent low, then keep
Tapping the glass lightly then start to crescendo, sneak
All the way round to the back porch
Man, door handles unlocked, shouldnt be that easy to do this
You dont plan for intruders beforehand?
Surprised to see me? Cat got your tongue?
Gag, chloroform rag, dag, almost hack-up a lung
Like you picked an axe up and swung, stick to the core plan
Dragged to the back of a trunk by one of your fans
Ironys spectacular, huh? Now whos a faggot, you punk?
And heres your Bronco hat
You can have that shit back ‘cause they suck
Its just me, you and the music now, Slim, I hope you hear it
Were in a car right now—wait, here comes my favorite lyric
Im the bad guy who makes fun of people that die.
And hey, heres a sequel to my Mathers LP just to try to get people to buy
Hows this for a publicity stunt? This should be fun!
Last album now ‘cause after this youll be officially done
Eminem killed by M and M, Matthew Mitchell
Bitch, I even have your initials
I initially was gonna bury you next to my brother, but fuck it
Since youre in love with your city so much, I figured, what the fuck, the best place you could be buried alive is right here
Two more exits, time is quite near
Hope we dont get stopped, no license I fear
That sirens I hear?
Guess ninety on the freeway wasnt the brightest idea
As cops appear in my drivers side mirror
Hope Foxtrot gets an aerial shot of your burial plot, at least
New plan, Stan!
Slim: Chauvinist pig drove in this big Lincoln Town Car
Well, gotta go, almost at the bridge
Ha ha, big bro, its for you; Slim, this is for him
And Frank Ocean; oh, hope you can swim good
Now say you hate homos again!
Part 2: Produced by StreetRunner
I also represent
Anyone on the receiving end of those jokes you offend
Im the nightmare you fell asleep and then woke up still in
Im your karma closin in with each stroke of a pen
Perfect time to have some remorse to show for your sin
Nope, its hopeless, Im the denial that youre hopelessly in
When they say all of this is approaching its end
But you refuse to believe that its over, here we go all over again
Backs to the wall, Im stackin up all them odds
Toilets clogged, yeah, ‘cause Im talkin a lot of shit but Im backin it all up
But in my head theres a voice in the back and it hollers
After the track is demolished
I am your lack of a conscience
Im the ringing in your ears
Im the polyps on the back of your tonsils
Eating your vocal cords after your concerts
Im your time thats almost up that you havent acknowledged
Grab for some water
But Im that pill thats too jagged to swallow
Im the bullies you hate that you became with every faggot you slaughtered comin back on ya
Every woman you insult, batter, but the double-standard you have when it comes to your daughters
I represent everything you take for granted
‘Cause Marshall Mathers, the rappers persona
Is half a facade, and Matthew and Stans just symbolic
Of you not knowin what you had til its gone
‘Cause after all the glitz and the glam
No more fans that are calling your name
Cameras are off, sad, but it happens to all of them
Im the hindsight to say, “I told you so!”
Foreshadows of all the things that are to follow
Im the future thats here to show you what happens tomorrow
If you dont stop after they call ya
Biggest laughing stock of rap who cant call it quits
When its time to walk away, Im every guilt trip
The baggage you have, but as you gather up all your possessions
If theres anything you have left to say
Less it makes an impact then dont bother
So fore you rest your case better make sure youre packing a wallop
So, one last time, Im back
Fore it fades into black and its all over
Behold the final chapter in a saga
Tryna recapture that lightning trapped in a bottle
Twice, the magic that started
It all, tragic portrait of an artist
Tortured, trapped in his own drawings
Tap into thoughts blacker and darker
Than anything imaginable; here goes a wild stab in the dark
Uh, as we pick up where the last Mathers left off579Embed |
Forever Lyrics
It may not mean nothin to yall
But understand, nothin was done for me
So I dont plan on stoppin at all
I want this shit forever, mane, ever, mane, ever, mane
Im shuttin shit down in the mall
And tellin every girl she the one for me
And I aint even plannin to call
I want this shit forever, mane, ever, mane, ever, mane
Last name Ever, first name Greatest
Like a sprained ankle, boy, I aint nothin to play with
Started off local, but thanks to all the haters
I know G-IV pilots on a first name basis
In your city, faded off the brown, Nino
She insist she got more class, we know
Swimmin in the money, come and find me, Nemo
If I was at the club, you know I balled, chemo
Dropped the mixtape, that shit sounded like an album
Whod have thought a countrywide tourd be the outcome?
Labels want my name beside a X, like Malcolm
Everybody got a deal, I did it without one
Yeah, nigga, Im about my business
Killin all these rappers, you would swear I had a hit list
Everyone who doubted me is askin for forgiveness
If you aint been a part of it, at least you got to witness, bitches
It may not mean nothin to yall
But understand, nothin was done for me
So I dont plan on stoppin at all
I want this shit forever, mane, ever, mane, ever, mane
Im shuttin shit down in the mall
And tellin every girl she the one for me
And I aint even plannin to call
I want this shit forever, mane, ever, mane, ever, mane
Ever-ever, Mr. West is in the buildin
Aint no question who about to kill em
I used to have hood dreams, big fame, big chains
I stuck my dick inside this life until that bitch came
And went hard all fall like the ball teams
Just so I can make it rain all spring
Yall seen my story, my glory
I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory
When a nigga blow up they gonna build statues for me
Old money, Benjamin Button, What? nothin
Now its super bad chicks givin me McLovin
You would think I ran the world like Michelles husband
You would think these niggas know me when they really doesnt
Like they was down with the old me, no you fuckin wasnt
Um, youre such a fuckin loser
He aint even go to class, Bueller
Trade the Grammy plaques just to have my granny back
Remember she had that bad hip like a fanny pack?
Chasin the stardom will turn you to a maniac
All the way in Hollywood and I cant even act
They pull the cameras out and goddamn, he snap
I used to want this thing forever, yall can have it back
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It may not mean nothin to yall
But understand, nothin was done for me
So I dont plan on stoppin at all
I want this shit forever, mane, ever, mane, ever, mane
Im shuttin shit down in the mall
And tellin every girl she the one for me
And I aint even plannin to call
I want this shit forever, mane, ever, mane, ever, mane
Okay, hello, its the Martian, Space Jam Jordans
I want this shit forever, wake up and smell the garden
Fresher than the harvest, step up to the target
If I had one guess, then I guess Im just New Orleans
And I will never stop like Im runnin from the cops
Hop up in my car and told my chauffeur, To the top
Life is such a fuckin roller coaster, then it drops
But what should I scream for? This is my theme park
My mind shine even when my thoughts seem dark
Pistol on my side, you dont wanna hear that thing talk
Let the king talk, check the price and pay attention
Lil Wayne, thats what they gotta say or mention
Im like Nevada in the middle of the summer
Im restin in the lead, I need a pillow and a cover
Shh, my foots sleepin on the gas
No brake pads, no such thing as last, uh
It may not mean nothin to yall
But understand, nothin was done for me
So I dont plan on stoppin at all
I want this shit forever, mane, ever, mane, ever, mane
Im shuttin shit down in the mall
And tellin every girl she the one for me
And I aint even plannin to call
I want this shit forever, mane, ever, mane, ever, mane
There they go, packin stadiums as Shady spits his flow
Nuts they go, Macadamian, they go so ballistic, whoa
He can make them look like bozos
Hes wonderin if he should spit this slow, fuck no
Go for broke, his cup just runneth over, oh no
He aint had him a buzz like this
Since the last time that he overdosed
They been waitin patiently for Pinocchio to poke his nose
Back into the game and they know
Rap will never be the same as befo
Bashin in the brains of these hoes
And establishin a name as he goes
The passion in the flame is ignited
You cant put it out once we light it
This shit is exactly what the fuck
That Im talkin about when we riot
You dealin with a few true villains
Who stand inside of a booth, truth-spillin
And spit true feelings until our tooth fillings
Come flyin up out of our mouths, now, rewind it
Payback, motherfucker
For the way that you doubted me, hows it taste?
When I slap the taste outta your mouth
With the bass so loud that it shakes the place
Im Hannibal Lecter, so just in case youre thinkin of savin face
You aint gonna have no face to save
By the time Im through with this place, so Drake
It may not mean nothin to yall
But understand, nothin was done for me
So I dont plan on stoppin at all
I want this shit forever, mane, ever, mane, ever, mane
Im shuttin shit down in the mall
And tellin every girl she the one for me
And I aint even plannin to call
I want this shit forever, mane, ever, mane, ever, mane271Embed |
Not Afraid Lyrics
Im not afraid
Yeah
To take a stand
Its been a ride
Everybody
I guess I had to
Come take my hand
Go to that place to get to this one
Well walk this road together, through the storm
Now some of you
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Might still be in that place
Just lettin you know that youre not alone
If youre tryna get out
Holla if you feel like youve been down the same road
Just follow me, Ill get you there
You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay em
But you wont take the sting out these words before I say em
Cause aint no way Ima let you stop me from causin mayhem
When I say Ima do somethin, I do it, I dont give a damn what you think
Im doin this for me, so fuck the world
Feed it beans, its gassed up if it thinks its stoppin me
Ima be what I set out to be, without a doubt, undoubtably
And all those who look down on me, Im tearin down your balcony
No ifs, ands or buts, dont try to ask him why or how can he
From Infinite down to the last Relapse album hes
Still shittin whether hes on salary, paid hourly
Until he bows out or he shits his bowels out of him
Whichever comes first, for better or worse
Hes married to the game
Like a fuck you for Christmas, his gift is a curse
Forget the Earth, hes got the urge to pull his dick from the dirt
And fuck the whole universe
Im not afraid
To take a stand
Everybody
Come take my hand
Well walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just lettin you know that youre not alone
Holla if you feel like youve been down the same road
Okay, quit playin with the scissors and shit, and cut the crap
I shouldnt have to rhyme these words in a rhythm for you to know its a wrap
You said you was king, you lied through your teeth
For that, fuck your feelings
Instead of gettin crowned, youre gettin capped
And to the fans, Ill never let you down again, Im back
I promise to never go back on that promise
In fact, lets be honest, that last Relapse CD was ehh
Perhaps I ran them accents into the ground
Relax, I aint goin back to that now
All Im tryna say is get back, click-clack-blaow!
Cause I aint playin around
Theres a game called circle and I dont know how
Im way too up to back down
But I think Im still tryna figure this crap out
Thought I had it mapped out
But I guess I didnt, this fuckin black cloud still follows me around
But its time to exorcise these demons
These mafuckers are doin jumpin jacks now
Im not afraid
To take a stand
Everybody
Come take my hand
Well walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just lettin you know that youre not alone
Holla if you feel like youve been down the same road
And I just cant keep livin this way
So startin today
Im breakin out of this cage
Im standin up, Ima face my demons
Im mannin up, Ima hold my ground
Ive had enough, now Im so fed up
Time to put my life back together right now
It was my decision to get clean, I did it for me
Admittedly I probably did it subliminally for you
So I could come back a brand-new me
You helped see me through
And dont even realize what you did, cause believe me you
Ive been through the wringer
But they can do little to the middle finger
I think I got a tear in my eye, I feel like the king of
My world, haters can make like bees with no stingers
And drop dead: no more beef lingers
No more drama from now on, I promise
To focus solely on handlin my responsibilities as a father
So I solemnly swear to always treat this roof like my daughters and raise it
You couldnt lift a single shingle on it
Cause the way I feel, Im strong enough to go to the club
Or the corner pub and lift the whole liquor counter up
Cause Im raisin the bar
Id shoot for the moon, but Im too busy gazin at stars
I feel amazin, and Im—
Im not afraid
To take a stand
Everybody
Come take my hand
Well walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just lettin you know that youre not alone
Holla if you feel like youve been down the same road424Embed |
Cleanin’ Out My Closet Lyrics
Wheres my snare?
I have no snare in my headphones
There you go
Yeah
Yo, yo
Have you ever been hated or discriminated against?
I have, I been protested and demonstrated against
Picket signs for my wicked rhymes, look at the times
Sick is the mind of the motherfuckin kid thats behind
All this commotion, emotions run deep as oceans, explodin
Tempers flarin from parents, just blow em off and keep goin
Not takin nothin from no one, give em hell long as Im breathin
Keep kickin ass in the morning and takin names in the evenin
Leave em with a taste as sour as vinegar in they mouth
See, they can trigger me, but theyll never figure me out
Look at me now! I bet youre prolly sick of me now
Aint you, Mama? Ima make you look so ridiculous now!
Im sorry, Mama
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you cry
But tonight Im cleanin out my closet
I said Im sorry, Mama
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you cry
But tonight Im cleanin out my closet
I got some skeletons in my closet and I dont know if no one knows it
So before they throw me inside my coffin and close it
Ima expose it; Ill take you back to 73
Before I ever had a multi-platinum-selling CD
I was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of months
My faggot father mustve had his panties up in a bunch
‘Cause he split, I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye
No, I dont, on second thought, I just fuckin wished he would die
I look at Hailie, and I couldnt picture leavin her side
Even if I hated Kim, Id grit my teeth and Id try
To make it work with her at least for Hailies sake, I maybe made some mistakes
But Im only human, but Im man enough to face em today
What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb
But the smartest shit I did was take the bullets out of that gun
‘Cause Ida killed em, shit, I woulda shot Kim and him both
Its my life, Id like to welcome yall to The Eminem Show
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Im sorry, Mama
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you cry
But tonight Im cleanin out my closet
I said Im sorry, Mama
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you cry
But tonight Im cleanin out my closet
Now, I would never diss my own mama just to get recognition
Take a second to listen fore you think this record is dissin
But put yourself in my position, just try to envision
Witnessin your mama poppin prescription pills in the kitchen
Bitchin that someones always goin through her purse and shits missin
Goin through public housing systems, victim of Münchausens Syndrome
My whole life I was made to believe I was sick when I wasnt
Til I grew up, now I blew up, it makes you sick to your stomach, doesnt it?
Wasnt it the reason you made that CD for me, Ma?
So you could try to justify the way you treated me, Ma?
But guess what, youre gettin older now, and its cold when youre lonely
And Nathans growin up so quick, hes gonna know that youre phony
And Hailies gettin so big now, you should see her, shes beautiful
But youll never see her, she wont even be at your funeral
See, what hurts me the most is you wont admit you was wrong
Bitch, do your song, keep tellin yourself that you was a mom!
But how dare you try to take what you didnt help me to get?!
You selfish bitch, I hope you fuckin burn in hell for this shit!
Remember when Ronnie died and you said you wished it was me?
Well, guess what? I am dead—dead to you as can be!
Im sorry, Mama
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you cry
But tonight Im cleanin out my closet
I said Im sorry, Mama
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you cry
But tonight Im cleanin out my closet228Embed |
Forgot About Dre Lyrics
Yall know me, still the same OG
But I been low-key
Hated on by most these niggas
With no cheese, no deals and no Gs
No wheels and no keys
No boats, no snowmobiles, and no skis
Mad at me cause I can finally afford to provide my family with groceries
Got a crib with a studio and its all full of tracks
To add to the wall full of plaques
Hangin up in the office and back at my house like trophies
Did yall think Ima let my dough freeze?
Ho, please
You better bow down on both knees
Who you think taught you to smoke trees?
Who you think brought you the oldies?
Eazy-Es, Ice Cubes, and D.O.C.s
The Snoop D-O-double-Gs
And the group that said, Motherfuck the police!
Gave you a tape full of dope beats
To bump when you stroll through in your hood
And when your album sales wasnt doin too good
Whos the Doctor they told you to go see?
Yall better listen up closely
All you niggas that said that I turned pop or The Firm flopped
Yall are the reason that Dre aint been gettin no sleep
So fuck yall, all of yall!
If yall dont like me, blow me!
Yall are gon keep fuckin around with me and turn me back to the old me
Nowadays, everybody wanna talk like they got somethin to say
But nothin comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre
Nowadays, everybody wanna talk like they got somethin to say
But nothin comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre
So what do you say to somebody you hate
Or anyone tryna bring trouble your way?
Wanna resolve things in a bloodier way?
Just study a tape of N.W.A
One day I was walkin by
With a Walkman on, when I caught a guy
Gave me an awkward eye
And strangled him up in the parking lot with his Karl Kani
I dont give a fuck if its dark or not
Im harder than me tryna park a Dodge
When Im drunk as fuck
Right next to a humongous truck in a two-car garage
Hoppin out with two broken legs tryna walk it off
Fuck you too, bitch, call the cops
Ima kill you and them loud-ass motherfuckin barkin dogs
And when the cops came through
Me and Dre stood next to a burnt-down house
With a can full of gas and a hand full of matches
And still werent found out
So from here on out, its the Chronic II
Startin today and tomorrows anew
And Im still loco enough to choke you to death with a Charleston Chew
Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady
Hotter than a set of twin babies
In a Mercedes Benz with the windows up
When the temp goes up to the mid-80s
Callin men ladies
Sorry Doc, but I been crazy
Theres no way that you can save me
Its okay, go with him, Hailie
Nowadays, everybody wanna talk like they got somethin to say
But nothin comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre
Nowadays, everybody wanna talk like they got somethin to say
But nothin comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre
If it was up to me, you motherfuckersd stop
Comin up to me with your hands out
Lookin up to me like you want somethin free
When my last CD was out, you werent bumpin me
But now that I got this little company
Everybody wanna come to me
Like it was some disease, but you wont get a crumb from me
Cause Im from the streets of C-Compton!
I told em all
All em little gangstas, who you think helped mold em all?
Now you wanna run around talkin bout guns like I aint got none
What, you think I sold em all
Cause I stay well off?
Now all I get is hate mail all day sayin Dre fell off
What, cause I been in the lab
With a pen and a pad tryin to get this damn label off?
I aint havin that
This is the millennium of Aftermath
It aint gon be nothin after that
So give me one more platinum plaque
And fuck rap, you can have it back
So wheres all the Mad Rappers at?
Its like a jungle in this habitat
But all you savage cats know that I was strapped with gats
While you were cuddlin a Cabbage Patch
Nowadays, everybody wanna talk
Like they got somethin to say
But nothin comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre
Nowadays, everybody wanna talk
Like they got somethin to say
But nothin comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre
Nowadays, everybody wanna talk like they got somethin to say
But nothin comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre313Embed |
No Love Lyrics
Love, love
Love, love, love
Dont hurt me
Dont hurt me no more
Young Money, yeah
No more
Uh
Love
Throw dirt on me and grow a wildflower
But its Fuck the world, get a child out her
Yeah, my life a bitch, but you know nothing bout her
Been to hell and back, I can show you vouchers
Im rollin Sweets, Im smokin sour
Married to the game, but she broke her vows
Thats why my bars are full of broken bottles
And my nightstands are full of open Bibles
Uh, I think about more than I forget
But I dont go around fire expectin not to sweat
And these niggas know I lay em down, make your bed
Bitches try to kick me while Im down, Ill break your leg
Money outweighin problems on a triple beam
Im stickin to the script, you niggas skippin scenes
Uh, be good or be good at it
Fuckin right, I got my gun, semi-Cartermatic
Yeah, put a dick in they mouth, so I guess its fuck what they say
Im high as a bitch, up, up and away, man, Ill come down in a couple of days
Okay, you want me up in the cage? Then Ill come out in beast mode
I got this world stuck in the safe, combination is the G code
Its Weezy, motherfucker, Blood gang, and Im in bleed mode
All about my dough, but I dont even check the peephole
So you can keep knockin, but wont knock me down
No love lost, no love found
Its a little too late to say that youre sorry now
You kicked me when I was down
But what you say just dont
Thats right, it dont
And I dont need you
Dont wanna see you
Ha, bitch, you get no
You showed me nothing but hate
You ran me into the ground
But what comes around goes around
And I dont need you
Thats right, you dont
And I dont need you
Dont wanna see you
Ha, bitch, you get
No! No! No!
Ha, bitch, you get
No! No!
And I dont need you
Get em!
Im alive again
More alive than I have been in my whole entire life, I can
See these peoples ears perk up as I begin
To spaz with the pen
Uh, Im a little bit sicker than most
Shits finna get thick again
They say the competition is stiff
But I get a hard dick from this shit, now stick it in
I aint never giving in again
Caution to the wind, complete freedom
Look at these rappers, how I treat em
So why the fuck would I join em when I beat em?
They call me a freak, cause
I like to spit on these pussies fore I eat em
Man, get these wack cocksuckers off stage!
Where the fuck is Kanye when you need him?
Snatch the mic from em, bitch, Ima let you finish in a minute
Yeah, that rap was tight, but Im
Bout to spit the greatest verse of all time
So you might want to go back to the lab tonight and, um
Scribble out them rhymes you were gonna spit
And start over from scratch and write new ones
But Im afraid that it aint gonna make no difference
When I rip this stage and tear it in half tonight
Its an adrenaline rush to feel the bass thump
From the place all the way to the parking lot, fellow
Set fire to the mic and ignite the crowd
You can see the sparks from hot metal
Cold-hearted, from the day I Bogarted
The game, my soul started to rot, fellow
When Im not even in my harshest
You can still get roasted, cause Marsh is not mellow
Til Im topplin from the top, Im not gonna stop
Im standin on my Monopoly board
That means Im on top of my game
And it dont stop til my hip dont hop anymore
When youre so good that you cant say it
Cause it aint even cool for you to sound cocky anymore
People just get sick cause you spit
These fools cant drool or dribble a drop anymore
And you can never break my stride
Youll never slow the momentum at any moment, Im bout to blow
Youll never take my pride
Killin the flow, slow venom and the opponent is gettin no
Mercy, mark my words
Aint lettin up, relentless, I smell blood
I dont give a fuck, keep givin them hell
Where was you when I fell and needed help up?
You get no love
Its a little too late to say that youre sorry now
You kicked me when I was down
But what you say just dont
Yeah, thats right, it dont
And I dont need you
Dont wanna see you
Ha, bitch, you get no
You showed me nothing but hate
You ran me into the ground
But what comes around goes around
And I dont need you
Thats right, you dont
And I dont need you
Dont wanna see you
Ha, bitch, you get
No! No! No!
Ha, bitch, you get
No! No!
And I dont need you
Ha, bitch, you get 325Embed |
Beautiful Lyrics
Lately Ive been hard to reach
Ive been too long on my own
Everybody has a private world where they can be alone
Are you calling me?
Are you tryin to get through?
Are you reaching out for me?
Im reaching out for you
Im just so fucking depressed
I just cant seem to get out this slump
If I could just get over this hump
But I need something to pull me out this dump
I took my bruises, took my lumps
Fell down then I got right back up
But I need that spark to get psyched back up
In order for me to pick the mic back up
I dont know how or why or when
I ended up in this position Im in
Im starting to feel distant again
So I decided just to pick this pen
Up and try to make an attempt
To vent, but I just cant admit
Or come to grips with the fact that
I may be done with rap, I need a new outlet
And I know some shits so hard to swallow
But I just cant sit back and wallow
In my own sorrow, but I know one fact:
Ill be one tough act to follow
One tough act to follow
Ill be one tough act to follow
Here today, gone tomorrow
But youd have to walk a thousand miles—
In my shoes, just to see
What its like to be me
Ill be you, lets trade shoes
Just to see what itd be like to
Feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others minds
Just to see what we find
Look at shit through each others eyes
But dont let em say you aint beautiful, oh
They can all get fucked, just stay true to you, so
Dont let em say you aint beautiful, oh
They can all get fucked, just stay true to you, so
I think Im startin to lose my sense of humor
Everythings so tense and gloom
I almost feel like I gotta check the temperature
Of the room, just as soon as
I walk in, its like all eyes on me
So I try to avoid any eye contact
Cause if I do that, then it opens a door
For conversation like I want that
Im not lookin for extra attention
I just wanna be just like you
Blend in with the rest of the room
Maybe just point me to the closest restroom
I dont need no fuckin man servant
Tryna follow me around and wipe my ass
Laugh at every single joke I crack
And half of em aint even funny, like, Ha!
Marshall, youre so funny, man
You should be a comedian, goddamn!
Unfortunately I am
I just hide behind the tears of a clown
So why dont you all sit down?
Listen to the tale Im about to tell
Hell, we dont gotta trade our shoes
And you aint gotta walk no thousand miles—
In my shoes, just to see
What its like to be me
Ill be you, lets trade shoes
Just to see what itd be like to
Feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others minds
Just to see what we find
Look at shit through each others eyes
But dont let em say you aint beautiful, oh
They can all get fucked, just stay true to you, so
Dont let em say you aint beautiful, oh
They can all get fucked, just stay true to you, so
Nobody asked for life to deal us
With these bullshit hands were dealt
We gotta take these cards ourselves
And flip em, dont expect no help
Now, I couldve either just sat
On my ass and pissed and moaned
Or take this situation in which Im placed in
And get up and get my own
I was never the type of kid
To wait by the door and pack his bags
And sat on the porch and hoped and prayed
For a dad to show up who never did
I just wanted to fit in
In every single place, every school I went
I dreamed of being that cool kid
Even if it meant actin stupid
Aunt Edna always told me:
Keep making that face, itll get stuck like that.
Meanwhile, Im just standin there
Holdin my tongue, tryin to talk like this
Til I stuck my tongue on that frozen
Stop sign pole at eight-years-old
I learned my lesson then, cause I wasnt
Tryin to impress my friends no mo
But I already told you my whole life story
Not just based on my description
Cause where you see it from where youre sittin
Its probably a 110% different
I guess we would have to walk a
Mile in each others shoes at least
What size you wear? I wear 10s
Lets see if you can fit your feet—
In my shoes, just to see
What its like to be me
Ill be you, lets trade shoes
Just to see what itd be like to
Feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others minds
Just to see what we find
Look at shit through each others eyes
But dont let em say you aint beautiful, oh
They can all get fucked, just stay true to you, so
Dont let em say you aint beautiful, oh
They can all get fucked, just stay true to you, so
Lately Ive been hard to reach
Ive been too long on my own
Everybody has a private world
Where they can be alone
Are you calling me?
Are you trying to get through?
Are you reaching out for me?
Im reaching out for you
Yeah
To my babies:
Stay strong
Your Dadll be home soon
And to the rest of the world:
God gave you shoes
To fit you
So put em on and wear em
Be yourself, man
Be proud of who you are
Even if it sounds corny
Dont never let no one tell you
You aint beautiful 368Embed |
Superman Lyrics
Mhmmm inhales
You high, baby?
Yeah, hahahaha
Yeah?
Talk to me
You want me to tell you something?
Uh-huh
I know what you wanna hear
Cause I know you want me, baby, I think I want you too
I think I love you too
Im here to save you, girl, come be in Shadys world
I wanna grow together, lets let our love unfurl
You know you want me, baby, you know I want you too
They call me Superman, Im here to rescue you
I wanna save you, girl, come be in Shadys world
Bitch, you make me hurl
They call me Superman
Leap tall hoes in a single bound
Im single now: got no ring on this finger now
Id never let another chick bring me down
In a relationship; save it, bitch!
Babysit? You make me sick
Superman aint savin shit
Girl, you can jump on Shadys dick
Straight from the hip, cut to the chase
I tell a muhfuckin slut to her face
Play no games, say no names
Ever since I broke up with whats-her-face
Im a different man, kiss my ass
Kiss my lips? Bitch, why ask?
Kiss my dick, get my cash?
Id rather have you whip my ass
Dont put out? Ill put you out
Wont get out? Ill push you out
Puss blew out, poppin shit
Wouldnt piss on fire to put you out
Am I too nice? Buy you ice?
Bitch, if you died, wouldnt buy you life
What, you tryin to be my new wife?
What, you Mariah? Fly through twice
But I do know one thing though
Bitches, they come, they go
Saturday through Sunday, Monday
Monday through Sunday, yo
Maybe Ill love you one day
Maybe well someday grow
Til then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin runway, ho
‘Cause I cant be your Superman, cant be your Superman
Cant be your Superman, cant be your Superman
I cant be your Superman, cant be your Superman
Cant be your Superman, your Superman, your Superman
Dont get me wrong, I love these hoes
Its no secret, everybody knows
Yeah, we fucked—bitch, so what?
Thats about as far as your buddy goes
Well be friends, Ill call you again
Ill chase you around every bar you attend
Never know what kinda car Ill be in
Well see how much youll be partyin then
You dont want that, neither do I
I dont wanna flip when I see you with guys
Too much pride, between you and I
Not a jealous man, but females lie
But I guess thats just what sluts do
How could it ever be just us two?
Id never love you enough to trust you
We just met and I just fucked you
But I do know one thing though
Bitches, they come, they go
Saturday through Sunday, Monday
Monday through Sunday, yo
Maybe Ill love you one day
Maybe well someday grow
Til then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin runway, ho
‘Cause I cant be your Superman, cant be your Superman
Cant be your Superman, cant be your Superman
I cant be your Superman, cant be your Superman
Cant be your Superman, your Superman, your Superman
‘Cause I cant be your Superman, cant be your Superman
Cant be your Superman, cant be your Superman
I cant be your Superman, cant be your Superman
Cant be your Superman, your Superman, your Superman
Cause I know you want me, baby, I think I want you too
I think I love you too
Im here to save you, girl, come be in Shadys world
I wanna grow together, lets let our love unfurl
You know you want me, baby, you know I want you too
They call me Superman, Im here to rescue you
I wanna save you, girl, come be in Shadys world
Bitch, you make me hurl
First thing you say: Im not fazed
I hang around big stars all day
I dont see what the big deal is anyway
Youre just plain old Marshall to me
Ooh yeah, girl, run that game
Hailie Jade, I love that name
Love that tattoo, whats that say?
Rot In Pieces, uh, thats great
First off, you dont know Marshall
At all, so dont grow partial
Thats ammo for my arsenal
Ill slap you off that bar stool
There goes another lawsuit
Leave handprints all across you
Good Lordy, whoadie
You must be gone off that water bottle
You want what you cant have
Ooh girl, thats too damn bad
Dont touch what you cant grab
End up with two backhands
Put anthrax on a Tampax
And slap you til you cant stand
Girl, you just blew your chance
Dont mean to ruin your plans
But I do know one thing though
Bitches, they come, they go
Saturday through Sunday, Monday
Monday through Sunday, yo
Maybe Ill love you one day
Maybe well someday grow
Til then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin runway, ho
‘Cause I cant be your Superman, cant be your Superman
Cant be your Superman, cant be your Superman
I cant be your Superman, cant be your Superman
Cant be your Superman, your Superman, your Superman
‘Cause I cant be your Superman, cant be your Superman
Cant be your Superman, cant be your Superman
I cant be your Superman, cant be your Superman
Cant be your Superman, your Superman, your Superman
Cause I know you want me, baby, I think I want you too
I think I love you too
Im here to save you, girl, come be in Shadys world
I wanna grow together, lets let our love unfurl
You know you want me, baby, you know I want you too
They call me Superman, Im here to rescue you
I wanna save you, girl, come be in Shadys world
Bitch, you make me hurl
‘Cause I cant be your Superman, cant be your Superman
Cant be your Superman, cant be your Superman
I cant be your Superman, cant be your Superman
Cant be your Superman, your Superman, your Superman
‘Cause I cant be your Superman, cant be your Superman
Cant be your Superman, cant be your Superman
I cant be your Superman, cant be your Superman
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Headlights Lyrics
Mom, I know I let you down
And though you say the days are happy
Why is the power off and Im fucked up?
And, Mom, I know hes not around
But dont you place the blame on me
As you pour yourself another drink, yeah
I guess we are who we are
Headlights shining in the dark night, I drive on
Maybe we took this too far
I went in headfirst, never thinkin about who what I said hurt
In what verse, my mom probably got it the worst
The brunt of it, but as stubborn as we are, did I take it too far?
Cleanin Out My Closet and all them other songs
But regardless, I dont hate you ‘cause, Ma
Youre still beautiful to me, ‘cause youre my mom
Though far be it from you to be calm
Our house was Vietnam, Desert Storm
And both of us put together could form an atomic bomb
Equivalent to chemical warfare
And forever we could drag this on and on
But agree to disagree, that gift for me
Up under the Christmas tree dont mean shit to me
Youre kickin me out? Its fifteen degrees
And its Christmas Eve, Little prick, just leave!
Ma, let me grab my fucking coat!
Anything to have each others goats
Why we always at each others throats?
Especially when Dad, he fucked us both
Were in the same fuckin boat
Youd think thatd make us close
Further away it drove us, but together, headlights shine
And a car full of belongings, still got a ways to go
Back to grandmas house, its straight up the road
And I was the man of the house, the oldest
So my shoulders carried the weight of the load
Then Nate got taken away by the state at eight-years-old
And thats when I realized you were sick
And it wasnt fixable or changeable
And to this day we remain estranged, and I hate it though, but—
I guess we are who we are
Headlights shining in the dark night, I drive on
Maybe we took this too far
‘Cause to this day we remain estranged and I hate it though
‘Cause you aint even get to witness your grandbabies grow
But Im sorry, Mama, for Cleanin Out My Closet
At the time I was angry, rightfully? Maybe so
Never meant that far to take it, though
‘Cause now I know its not your fault, and Im not makin jokes
That song I no longer play at shows
And I cringe every time its on the radio
And I think of Nathan being placed in a home
And all the medicine you fed us and
How I just wanted you to taste your own
But now the medications takin over
And your mental states deterioratin slow
And Im way too old to cry, this shit is painful, though
But, Ma, I forgive you, so does Nathan, yo
All you did, all you said, you did your best to raise us both
Foster care, that cross you bear, few may be as heavy as yours
But I love you, Debbie Mathers
Oh, what a tangled web we have ‘cause
One thing I never asked was
Where the fuck my deadbeat dad was
Fuck it, I guess he had trouble keepin up with every address
But Ida flipped every mattress, every rock and desert cactus
Owned a collection of maps
And followed my kids to the edge of the atlas
If someone ever moved em from me
That you coulda bet your asses
If I had to come down the chimney, dressed as Santa, kidnap em
And although one has only met their grandma once
You pulled up in our drive one night
As we were leavin to get some hamburgers
Me, her and Nate, we introduced you, hugged you
And as you left, I had this overwhelming sadness
Come over me as we pulled off to go our separate paths and
I saw your headlights as I looked back
And Im mad I didnt get the chance to
Thank you for being my mom and my dad
So, Mom, please accept this as a
Tribute; I wrote this on the jet, I guess I had to
Get this off my chest, I hope I get the chance to
Lay it fore Im dead, the stewardess said to fasten
My seatbelt, I guess were crashin
So, if Im not dreamin, I hope you get this message that
I will always love you from afar, ‘cause youre my mom
I guess we are who we are
Headlights shining in the dark night, I drive on
Maybe we took this too far
I want a new life
One without a cause
So Im coming home tonight
Well, no matter what the cost
And if the plane goes down
Or if the crew cant wake me up
Well, just know that Im alright
I was not afraid to die
Oh, even if theres songs to sing
Well, my children will carry me
Just know that Im alright
I was not afraid to die
Because I put my faith in my little girls
So Ill never say goodbye cruel world
Just know that Im alright
I am not afraid to die
I guess we are who we are
Headlights shining in the dark night, I drive on
Maybe we took this too far
I want a new life
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Survival Lyrics
Yeah!
This is survival of the fittest
This is do or die
This is the winner takes it all
So, take it all, a-all, a-all, a-all
Wasnt ready to be no millionaire, I was ill-prepared
I was prepared to be ill though, the skill was there
From the beginning it wasnt bout the ends, it was bout
Bustin raps and standin for somethin, fuck an acronym
Cut the fuckin act like youre happy, Im fuckin back again
With another anthem – why stop when it doesnt have to end?
It aint over til I say its over, enough when I say enough
Throw me to them wolves and close the gate up, Im afraid of Whatll happen to them wolves when the thought of being thrown
Into an alligator pit, I salivate at it, wait is up
Hands up like its 12 noon, nah, homie, hold them bitches straighter up
Wave em til you dislocate a rotator cuff
Came up rough, came to ruffle feathers, nah, egos, I aint deflate enough
Last chance to make this whole stadium erupt, cause—
This is survival of the fittest
This is do or die
This is the winner takes it all
So, take it all, a-all, a-all, a-all
I can see the finish line with each line that I finish
Im so close to my goals, I can almost pole vault over the goal post
And if I dont got enough in the tank, maybe I can just siphon enough
To fill up this last can, man, will I survive in this climate or what?
They said I was washed-up and got a bloodbath
Im not a rapper, Im an adapter: I can adjust
Plus, I can just walk up to a mic and just bust
So, floors open if youd like to discuss
Top 5 in this muhfucka, and if I dont make the cut
What? Like I give a fuck! Ima light this bitch up like Im driving a truck
Through the side of a pump, zero to sixty, hop in and gun it
Like G-Unit without the hyphen, Im hyping em up
And if there should ever come a time where my lifes in a rut
And I look like I might just give up, eh, mightve mistook
Me for bowin out, I aint takin a bow, Im stabbin myself
With a fuckin knife in the gut while Im wipin my butt
Cause I just shitted on the mic and I like gettin cut
I get excited at the sight of my blood, youre in a fight with a nut
Cause Ima fight til I die or win, bitin the dust
Itll just make me angrier; wait, let me remind you of what
Got me this far, picture me quittin
Now draw a circle around it and put a line through it, slut!
Its survival of what?
This is survival of the fittest
This is do or die
This is the winner takes it all
So, take it all, a-all, a-all, a-all
So, take it all, a-all, a-all, a-all
So, get your ideas, stack your ammo
But dont come unless you come to battle, now mount up, jump in the saddle
This is it—its what you eat, sleep, piss and shit
Live, breathe, your whole existence just consists of this
Refuse to quit, fuse is lit, cant defuse the wick
I dont do this music shit, Ill lose my shit
Aint got shit to lose, its the moment of truth, its all I know how to do
As soon as I get thrown in a booth, I spit
But my respect is overdue, Im showin you the flow no one do
Cause I dont own no diploma for school, I quit
So theres nothin for me to fall back on, I know no other trade
So you better trade your fuckin mics in for some tool-box-es
Cause youll never take my pride from me, itll have to be pried from me
So, pull out your pliers and your screwdrivers!
But I want you to doubt me, I dont want you to buh-lieve
Cause this is somethin that I must use to succeed
And if you dont like me, then fuck you! Self-esteem
Must be fuckin shootin through the roof, cause trust me
My skin is too thick and bulletproof to touch me
I can see why the fuck I disgust you, I must be
Allergic to failure, cause everytime I come close to it
I just sneeze, but I just go achoo then a-chieve!
This is survival of the fittest
This is do or die
This is the winner takes it all
So, take it all, a-all, a-all, a-all
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Chicago Freestyle Lyrics
Two-thirty, baby, wont you meet me by The Bean?
Too early, maybe later you can show me things
You know what it is whenever I visit
Windy city, she blowin me kisses, no
Thirty degrees, way too cold, so hold me tight
Will I see you at the show tonight?
Will I see you at the show tonight?
Ayy, truck to the plane to the truck
Truck to the hotel lobby
Me, I go through underground garages
Presidential suite on deposit
Elevator up to the room
Shower up and then we hit the club
Touch down, gotta see whats up
Area code in my phone
What numbers do I still have?
Who do I know from the past?
Hit one, she say she got a man
Hit another one, it goes green
Mustve changed phones on the team
Member when you let me in between
That was 2017
All good, Chubbs will look around
Find one that seem my type
That my dawg and he know what I like
He done found me plenty in my life
Problem is, I meet a girl tonight
Then I go and treat her too nice
Galleria credit card swipes
I dont even know if she a wife
But I do know one thing though
Women, they come they go
Saturday through Sunday, Monday
Monday through Sunday, yo
Maybe Ill love you one day
Maybe well someday grow
Til then, Ill sit my drunk ass on that runway
On this one way
Two-thirty, baby, wont you meet me by The Bean?
Too early, maybe later you can show me things
You know what it is whenever I visit
Windy city, she blowin me kisses, no
Thirty degrees, way too cold, so hold me tight
Will I see you at the show tonight?
Will I see you at the show tonight?
Jewelry in the safe on arrival
Pistol on J for survival
Lot of people gunnin for the title
Lot of people tryna take us viral
Im just tryin to have a nice night though
Waiter brought the check for the meal
She said, Babe, I think there was a typo
Nah, girl, I got it, thats light though
I could show you bigger things than that
Its gon be a minute til Im back
Let me give you images that last
AMEX had a limit in the past
I had plenty women in the past
I done plenty sinnin in the past
You dont need to know, but you can ask
Stickin on your backstage pass
All access cause you bad
You could go wherever with that ass
Show to the shower to the truck
Truck to the club for the party
You go in first with your girls
Cause I dont know whos out there watchin
But I do know one thing though
Women, they come they go
Saturday through Sunday, Monday
Monday, Sunday, yo
Maybe Ill love you one day
Maybe well someday grow
Til then, Ill sit my drunk ass on that runway
On this one way
Two-thirty, baby, wont you meet me by The Bean?
Too early, maybe later you can show me things
You know what it is whenever I visit
Windy city, she blowin me kisses, no
Thirty degrees, way too cold, so hold me tight
Will I see you at the show tonight?
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Greatest Lyrics
Motherfuckers talkin crazy
Sayin’ I should quit
I fuckin tell em make me
Eat a fuckin’ dick
Im feelin like the greatest
On the beat who ever did it
Mike WiLL the one who made it
Its Shady on the lyrics
Im somewhat outlandish they say
You say were cut from the same cloth
But I guess you fabricate, eh?
You better bring more men than the Latter Day Saints
Manic states, Stephen Paddock with automatic stay sprayin
At anything that may stand in they way
As I stand at the bay window with a hand grenade
And a trey eight, at the Mandalay Bay
Common sense, Im a dollar short and a day late
James Holmes at the Saturday Batman matinee
Must have missed my CAT scan that day
I just threw a Tampax at Dre
Trashcan, Tascam and ashtray
I’m turnin’ back to a madman, cant take
Anymore but I try to get away from the anger and rage
My basal ganglia’s an A to the K
Get your ass sprayed like bidets
Breakin your legs eight different ways, ankle to waist
You chumps dont even know how to do somethin
To give goosebumps a day when you say
That somethin’ you wrote gave someone a lump in their throat
Or you had them choked up, youd be yankin my chain
Feel like Im headed for the padded cell, the
Bar for me when I rap isnt fair but
Guess thats the standard Im held to
But if somethin like that doesnt tell ya
You set a mark too high when platinum sales are looked at as a failure
Then you better take it back to The Shelter and Hamburger Helper
Cause, damn it, Im still the
Greatest in the world
Greatest in the world
Greatest in the world
No lie, I might be
The best to ever do it
The best to ever do it
The best to ever do it
I feel like the greatest
Woke up to honkies sounding like me
Never be as good
Never be as good
Wife-beaters, white t-shirts, what?
But Im the greatest
So you sold ten million albums, eh?
Only problem is, you put out ten million albums, eh?
What was I just about to say?
Oh yeah, let me get this out the way
I know theres people that are pissed about the way
I mispronounced a name, Die Antwoord!
Fuck, I still cant say this shit, but how quickly they forget
Who the fuck I was; now Ninja try to duck my slugs
You let ya girl get fucked by Muggs
Id like to give a shout to Cypress
This cant be real, you dissed me and I was just tryin to
Give you a shout—now get the fuck out my rhyme book
No more shiners, already too much time took
And rappers I hear you talkin shit
Im just too big to respond to it
God forbid I forget though, and jump out the window
Somebody better child-proof it
Cause if I lose it we can rewind to some old Ja Rule shit
And I can remind motherfuckers how I do shit
You dont got the tools I got in my toolkit
I bullshit you not, yall fools just forgot
That Im so fuckin awful with the thoughts
And when Im hostile and impossible to stop
So you can call it a nostril cause its not gonna ever
Ill never let up on the pedal, might as well get the mop
Cause Im wipin up everyone in this genre
Cause on the mic I feel like Im the
Greatest in the world
Greatest in the world
Greatest in the world
No lie, I might be
The best to ever do it
The best to ever do it
The best to ever do it
I feel like the greatest
Woke up to honkies sounding like me
Never be as good
Never be as good
Wife-beaters, white t-shirts, what?
But Im the greatest
Oh yeah, and one more thing I want to mention
Is youre one dimension
Im a monkey wrench and I can flunk detention
And I love contentions, so welcome to the gun convention
Muscles flexin, gotta strut like a front suspension
And you just stuck the key up in the ignition
And gave me enough gas to flood my engine
Psychopath, Michael Jacks blowin up like a raft
I should slap Vlad with a ISIS flag
Bet you I come back twice as bad
Revival didnt go viral!
Denaun and Royce tell me that I should take the high road
Fuck that, Im finna hit back
Til I run out of gunpowder and split the scene
Hold the mic similar to pistol, squeeze
And I shoot from the hip when I grip them things
And my lips are the clips, got the Sig lit like its nicotine
Trigger me and Slim gets mean
Bars are like bullets when I spit them schemes
Thats why I call the motherfuckers M16s
Float like a butterfly, Im gonna sting like a bee
You aint harmin a thing
I hit a ding hard as Im gonna swing
Im gonna need to put my arm in a sling
But like a wedding band
You gotta be diamond to even climb in the ring
Anomaly, Im Muhammad Ali
Cause I knew one day Im gonna be the
Greatest in the world
Greatest in the world
Greatest in the world
No lie, I might be
The best to ever do it
The best to ever do it
The best to ever do it
I feel like the greatest
Woke up to honkies sounding like me
Never be as good
Never be as good
Wife-beaters, white t-shirts, what?
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When I’m Gone Lyrics
Yeah, its my life
In my own words, I guess
Have you ever loved someone so much, youd give an arm for?
Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for
When they know theyre your heart and you know you are their armor
And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm her
But what happens when karma turns right around to bite you?
And everything you stand for turns on you to spite you?
What happens when you become the main source of her pain?
Daddy, look what I made! Dads gotta go catch a plane
Daddy, wheres Mommy? I cant find Mommy, where is she?
I dont know, go play, Hailie, baby, your daddys busy
Daddys writin a song, this song aint gon write itself
Ill give you one underdog, then you gotta swing by yourself
Then turn right around on that song and tell her you love her
And put hands on her mother whos a spitting image of her
Thats Slim Shady, yeah, baby, Slim Shadys crazy
Shady made me, but tonight Shadys rock-a-bye baby, ha
And when Im gone, just carry on, dont mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that Im lookin down on you smilin
And I didnt feel a thing
So, baby, dont feel no pain, just smile back
And when Im gone, just carry on, dont mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that Im lookin down on you smilin
And I didnt feel a thing
So, baby, dont feel my pain, just smile back
I keep havin this dream, Im pushin Hailie on the swing
She keeps screamin she dont want me to sing
Youre makin Mommy cry, why? Why is Mommy cryin?
Baby, Daddy aint leavin no more Daddy, youre lyin!
You always say that, you always say this is the last time
But you aint leavin no more, Daddy, youre mine!
Shes pilin boxes in front of the door, tryna block it
Daddy, please! Daddy, dont leave! Daddy, no, stop it!
Goes in her pocket, pulls out a tiny necklace locket
Its got a picture, Thisll keep you safe, Daddy, take it wit ya!
I look up, its just me standin in the mirror
These fuckin walls must be talkin cause, man, I can hear em
Theyre sayin, You got one more chance to do right and its tonight
Now go out there and show em that you love em fore its too late.
And just as I go to walk out of my bedroom door
It turns to a stage, theyre gone and the spotlight is on and Im singin
And when Im gone, just carry on, dont mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that Im lookin down on you smilin
And I didnt feel a thing
So, baby, dont feel no pain, just smile back
And when Im gone, just carry on, dont mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that Im lookin down on you smilin
And I didnt feel a thing
So, baby, dont feel my pain, just smile back
Sixty-thousand people all jumpin out their seat
The curtain closes, theyre throwin roses at my feet
I take a bow and Thank you all for comin out
Theyre screamin so loud, I take one last look at the crowd
I glance down, I dont believe what Im seein
Daddy, its me! Help Mommy, her wrists are bleedin!
But baby, were in Sweden, how did you get to Sweden?
I followed you, Daddy, you told me that you werent leavin
You lied to me, Dad, and now you made Mommy sad
And I bought you this coin, it says Number One Dad
Thats all I wanted, I just wanna give you this coin
I get the point, fine, me and Mommy are goin.
But baby, wait! – Its too late, Dad, you made the choice
Now go up there and show em that you love em more than us
Thats what they want, they want you, Marshall, they keep
Screamin your name, its no wonder you cant go to sleep
Just take another pill, yeah, I bet you you will
You rap about it, yeah, word, kid, keep it real.
I hear applause, all this time I couldnt see
How could it be that the curtain is closin on me?
I turn around, find a gun on the ground, cock it
Put it to my brain, scream, Die, Shady! and pop it
The sky darkens, my life flashes, the plane that I was
Supposed to be on crashes and burns to ashes
Thats when I wake up, alarm clocks ringin, theres birds singin
Its spring and Hailies outside swingin
I walk right up to Kim and kiss her, tell her I miss her
Hailie just smiles and winks at her little sister, almost as if to say
And when Im gone, just carry on, dont mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that Im lookin down on you smilin
And I didnt feel a thing
So, baby, dont feel no pain, just smile back
And when Im gone, just carry on, dont mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that Im lookin down on you smilin
And I didnt feel a thing
So, baby, dont feel my pain, just smile back
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My Name Is Lyrics
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
Hi, kids, do you like violence?
Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails through each one of my eyelids?
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
Try cid and get fucked up worse than my life is?
My brains dead weight, Im tryna get my head straight
But I cant figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate
And Dr. Dre said, Slim Shady, you a basehead
Then whys your face red? Man, you wasted
Well, since age 12, I felt like Im someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lees tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass, and fall on my ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
Come here, slut; Shady, wait a minute, thats my girl, dawg
I dont give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
Thanks a lot, next semester Ill be 35
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a spaceship While theyre screaming at me, Lets just be friends
99 percent of my life, I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
I told her Id grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
So I signed it, Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
Stop the tape, this kid needs to be locked away
Dr. Dre, dont just stand there, operate
Im not ready to leave, its too scary to die
Ill have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?
All my life I was very deprived
I aint had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
I spit when I talk, Ill fuck anything that walks
When I was little, I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
How you gonna breastfeed me, Mom? You aint got no tits
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
With a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head
Cause Im steamin mad
And by the way, when you see my dad
Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, who? My name is, huh?
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who?
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The Way I Am Lyrics
...Man, whatever
Dre, just let it run
Ayo, turn the beat up a little bit
Ayo
This song is for anyone
Fuck it, shut up and listen
Ayo
I sit back with this pack of Zig-Zags and this bag
Of this weed, it gives me the shit needed to be
The most meanest MC on this, on this Earth
And since birth Ive been cursed with this curse to just curse
And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works
And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve
All this tension, dispensin these sentences
Gettin this stress thats been eatin me recently off
Of this chest and I rest again peacefully
But at least have the decency in you
To leave me alone, when you freaks see me out
In the streets when Im eatin or feedin my daughter
To not come and speak to me , I dont know you
And no, I dont owe you a motherfuckin thing
Im not Mr. NSync, Im not what your friends think
Im not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick
If you tempt me, my tank is on empty
No patience is in me and if you offend me
Im liftin you ten feet in the air
I dont care who was there and who saw me just jaw you
Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit
Ill smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe
Im tired of all you , I dont mean to be mean
But thats all I can be, its just me
And I am whatever you say I am
If I wasnt, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, every day I am
Radio wont even play my jam
Cause I am whatever you say I am
If I wasnt, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, every day I am
I dont know, thats just the way I am
Sometimes I just feel like my father, I hate to be bothered
With all of this nonsense, its constant
And, Oh, its his lyrical content
The song Guilty Conscience has gotten such rotten responses
And all of this controversy circles me
And it seems like the media immediately
Points a finger at me
So I point one back at em, but not the index or pinkie
Or the ring or the thumb, its the one you put up
When you dont give a fuck, when you wont just put up
With the bullshit they pull, cause they full of shit too
When a dudes gettin bullied and shoots up his school
And they blame it on Marilyn and the heroin
Where were the parents at? And look where its at!
Middle America, now its a tragedy
Now its so sad to see, an upper-class city
Havin this happenin then attack
Eminem cause I rap this way but Im glad
Cause they feed me the fuel that I need for the fire to burn
And its burnin, and I have returned
And I am whatever you say I am
If I wasnt, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, every day I am
Radio wont even play my jam
Cause I am whatever you say I am
If I wasnt, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, every day I am
I dont know, thats just the way I am
Im so sick and tired of bein admired
That I wish that I would just die or get fired
And dropped from my label, lets stop with the fables
Im not gonna be able to top a My Name Is
And pigeon-holed into some poppy sensation
To cop me rotation at rock n roll stations
And I just do not got the patience
To deal with these cocky Caucasians
Who think Im some wigger who just tries to be black cause I talk
With an accent and grab on my balls so they always
Keep askin the same fuckin questions
What school did I go to, what hood I grew up in
The why, the who, what, when, the where and the how
Til Im grabbin my hair and Im tearin it out
Cause they drivin me crazy , I cant take it
Im racin, Im pacin, I stand and I sit
And Im thankful for every fan that I get
But I cant take a shit in the bathroom without
Someone standin by it! No, I wont sign your autograph
You can call me an asshole, Im glad
Cause I am whatever you say I am
If I wasnt, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, every day I am
Radio wont even play my jam
Cause I am whatever you say I am
If I wasnt, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, every day I am
I dont know, thats just the way I am
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No Favors Lyrics
Make it, make it, make it, boy, we gotta make it
You can save your hand, I aint gotta shake it
Everything lined up for the takin
And what I need from em? No favors
Clique too big, bread gotta break it
Cause these others lowkey with the snakin, fakin
Everything lined up for the takin
And what I need from em? No favors, no favors
What I need? No favors
Everything lined up for the takin
And what I need from em? No favors
Im about gettin the job done, boy up every night
Im about rollin a seven when I toss up the dice
Im about gettin my logo all flooded with ice
Im about takin a risk that might fuck up your life
Tell em point and shoot like camera crews
In front of cameras too
Damn, Sean, what happened to the humble attitude?
Im like, Niggas took the flow, but Im still standin too.
Thought I had the Midas touch, and then I went platinum too
Motherfuck all your comparisons
Ive been talkin to God like thats my therapist
Im African-American in America, I aint inherit shit
But a millionaire under 30 so He must be hearin shit
Don, don, don life, I do this for the crib, the D to Flint
Kids who get sick with lead, others get hit with the lead
From where they need a handout, but they tell you put hands up
Only deals I had was from the Sams Club
Now its blue blood in my veins, though you know what I came for
Born in a world goin where they told me I cant go
In my lane though, Im in the same boat as Usain Bolt
Get ahead by any means so the heads what I aim for
When my grandma died I realized I got an angel
Show me everythings a blessing dependin on the angles
Look, I am the anomaly, never needed favors or apologies
Thats my new lifetime policy
Woodgrain steering wheel, this bitch feel like a pirate ship
How many hot verses til you bitches start acknowledgin
The pictures we been paintin? My nigga
Connected to a higher power—how I know?
Cause I dont write this shit: I think it, my nigga
Look, all I ever did was beat the odds
Cause when you try to get even it just dont even out
Never stoppin like we hypnotized
Watch what we visualize on the rise
Be the G.O.A.T. while we alive; when we die, we gon be the gods
Make it, make it, make it, boy, we gotta make it
You can save your hand, I aint gotta shake it
Everything lined up for the takin
And what I need from em? No favors
Clique too big, bread gotta break it
Cause these others lowkey with the snakin, fakin
Everything lined up for the takin
And what I need from em? No favors, no favors
If she was flavor, I wont save her
No taste buds, ho, later!
Fuck you lookin at, hater?
I saw them eyes like an ass raper
Try to copy my swag like a cheating classmate
Ill be the last face you see fore you pass
When you get your fuckin ass graded like a math paper
So ahead of my time, late means Im early
My age is reversing, Im basically thirty
Amazingly sturdy, zany and wordy
Brainy and nerdy, blatantly dirty
Insanely perverted, rapey and scurvy
They blame me for murdering Jamie Lee Curtis
Said I put her face in the furnace, beat her with a space heater
A piece of furniture, egg beater, thermos
It may be disturbing, what Im sayings cringeworthy
But Im urinating on Fergie, call Shady number 81
Surely Im turning into the Aaron Hernandez of rap
State of emergency, the planets having panic attacks
Bradys returning, matter of fact I may be deserving
Of a pat on the back like a Patriots jersey
Inexplicable stomach growl from the pit of it
Like a fuckin Terrier hid in it
Despicable, dumb it down, ridiculous
Tongue is foul, shoot off at the fuckin mouth
Like a missile, a thunder cloud
Hundred pound pistol, pull the trigger, this gun will sound
And youll get a round like Digital Underground
And fuck Ann Coulter with a Klan poster
With a lamp post, door handle, shutter
A damn bolt cutter, a sandal, a can opener
A candle, rubber, piano, a flannel, sucker
Some hand soap, butter, a banjo and manhole cover
Hand over the mouth and nose smother
Trample ran over the tramp with the Land Rover
The band, the Lambo, Hummer and Road Runner
Go ham donut, or go Rambo, gut her, make an example of her
Thats for Sandra Bland, ho, and Philando
Hannibal on the lam, no wonder I am so stubborn
Im anti, cant no government handle a commando
Your man dont want it
Trumps a bitch, Ill make his whole brand go under
And tell Dre Im meeting him in L.A
White Bronco like Elway, speeding
Im bout to run over a chick, Del Rey CD in?
Females stay beating em
Bet you theyll lay bleeding, and yell, wait, pleading
But screaming is pointless like feeding Michelle helium
Leaving em pale-faced, medium-sized welt
Straight treating em like a cellmate
Seedy, Im climbing hells gate
Bitch, Im like your problems: self-made
Meaning someone elses help aint needed, cause Ima—
Make it, make it, make it, boy, we gotta make it
You can save your hand, I aint gotta shake it
Everything lined up for the takin
And what I need from em? No favors
Clique too big, bread gotta break it
Cause these others lowkey with the snakin, fakin
Everything lined up for the takin
And what I need from em? No favors, no favors
What I need? No favors
Everything lined up for the takin
And what I need from em? No favors
Hey, Im outside
What are you doing here?
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Many Men Lyrics
Man, we gotta go get somethin to eat
Man, Im hungry as a motherfucker
Ayo man, damn
Whats takin homie so long, son?
50, calm down, he coming
Ahh, ohh! What the fuck?!
Ah, son, pull off, pull off
Many men wish death upon me
Blood in my eye, dawg, and I cant see
Im tryin to be what Im destined to be
And niggas tryin to take my life away
I put a hole in a nigga for fuckin with me
My back on the wall, now you gon see
Better watch how you talk when you talk about me
‘Cause Ill come and take your life away
Many men
Many, many, many, many men
Wish death pon me
Lord, I dont cry no more
Dont look to the sky no more
Have mercy on me
Now man, these pussy niggas puttin money on my head
Go on and get your refund, motherfucker, I aint dead
Im the diamond in the dirt that aint been found
Im the underground king, and I aint been crowned
When I rhyme, somethin special happened every time
Im the greatest, somethin like Ali in his prime
I walk the block with the bundles
Ive been knocked on the humble
Swing the ox when I rumble, show your ass what my gun do
Got a temper, nigga, go head, lose your head
Turn your back on me, get clapped and lose your legs
I walk around, gun on my waist, chip on my shoulder
Till I bust a clip in your face, pussy, this beef aint over
Many men
Many, many, many, many men
Wish death pon me
Lord, I dont cry no more
Dont look to the sky no more
Have mercy on me
Have mercy on my soul
Somewhere my heart turned cold
Have mercy on many men
Many, many, many, many men
Wish death pon me
Related Songs
Sunny days wouldnt be special if it wasnt for rain
Joy wouldnt feel so good if it wasnt for pain
Death gotta be easy, ‘cause life is hard
Itll leave you physically, mentally, and emotionally scarred
This is for my niggas on the block twistin trees in cigars
For the niggas on lock doin life behind bars
I dont say Only God can judge me, ‘cause I see things clear
Crooked-ass crackers will give my black-ass a hundred years
Im like Paulie in Goodfellas, you can call me the Don
Like Malcolm by any means with my gun in my palm
Slim switched sides on me, let niggas ride on me
I thought we was cool, why you want me to die, homie?
Many men
Many, many, many, many men
Wish death pon me
Lord, I dont cry no more
Dont look to the sky no more
Have mercy on me
Have mercy on my soul
Somewhere my heart turned cold
Have mercy on many men
Many, many, many, many men
Wish death pon me
Every night I talk to God, but he dont say nothin back
I know he protectin me, but I still stay with my gat
In my nightmares, niggas keep pullin TECs on me
Psychic says some bitch done put a hex on me
The feds didnt know much when Pac got shot
I got a kite from the pens that told me Tut got knocked
I aint gon spell it out for you mufuckas all the time
Are you illiterate, nigga? You cant read between the lines?
In the Bible, it says what goes around, comes around
Hommo shot me, three weeks later he got shot down
Now its clear that Im here for a real reason
‘Cause he got hit like I got hit, but he aint fuckin breathin
Many men
Many, many, many, many men
Wish death pon me
Lord, I dont cry no more
Dont look to the sky no more
Have mercy on me
Have mercy on my soul
Somewhere my heart turned cold
Have mercy on many men
Many, many, many, many men
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Love Game Lyrics
Somethings burnin, I cant figure out what sniffs
Its either lust or a cloud of dust
Judgement is clouded; must
Just be the powder from the power of
But Im in something I dont know how to get out of
Left my girl in the house alone
Is that my soon-to-be-spouse’s moan?
And the further I walk, the louder
Pause for a minute to make certain thats what I heard
‘Cause after all, this is her place
So I give her the benefit of the doubt, I
Think I might be about to bust her, bust her
The thoughts scary, yo, though and it hurts—brace!
Hope it aint, Here we go, yo!
‘Cause my head already goes to worst-case
Scenario, though in the first place
But you confirmed my low-end theory though
Shouldve known when I made it all the way to third base
And that was only the first date
Couldve made it to home plate
But you slid straight for the dome and dove face first
No, you dont under— —stand,
I dont do this for anyone, ever
Yeah, that aint what they all say?
Ill say, you can suck a softball through a straw
Used to be my fiancé
Til you sucked on Wayne, André, and Kanye
LeBron, Akon, JAY, Lil Jon, Raekwon, Ma$e
Polow da Don, Dre, Dante Ross, James Conway, Kwamé?!
Guess Im gettin my g-goddang Jigga on, eh?
‘Cause your name, Im beyond sayin
But fuck it, Im movin on, you women are all cray
But Ill probably always keep on playin the—
Game of love, love, love, love
La-La-La-La-La love
She doesnt love me, no, she dont love me no more
She hates my company, guess she dont love me no more
I tried to get her up out of my head, left my bags at the door
She screamed she loved me like she never did before
And I told her, Go where you wanna!
Go do whatcha wanna do, I dont care!
And I told her, Go where you wanna!
Go do whatcha wanna do, I dont care!
I told that bitch, Im a sucker for love, you a sucker for dick
Suckin dick in your mama tub, then your granny walked in
Told the stupid nigga to duck under the water
He drowned, like an abortion
They booked you for manslaughter
You beat the case and I called ya
Sherane is not available now, leave a message at the tone
And Kendrick, dont forget to buy two pair of those
Expensive heels, you little fuckin Ferris wheel
Fuckin spinnin on me—fuck you think, we gon get married still?
Fuckin Mary had a little lamb, this aint no fairy tale
Fairy godmama better tell you how I fuckin feel
Like you should fuckin beat it
Or fuckin eat it while Im on my period
Now have a blessed day! Bitch, you serious?
Im in the mirror with this look on my face, curious
Why you aint fuckin with me? You cut me deep as Caesarean
You know I want you bad as a Benjamin, Im delirious
I want you bad as the head shattered on George Zimmerman
After the Dillinger hit him diligently and killin him
His mouthpiece for a Cadillac emblem
Thats analogy and metaphor for you
I should win a medal for all the ways I adore you
This is me talkin cordial, yeah, I got some home training
That aint what you like, aint it?
What about if I was as famous as Marshall?
Would you give fellatio in the carpool?
Cops pull us over, they just wanna know if you gargle
Singin, I hope shes good enough
Meanwhile youre chasin her
Chlamydia couldnt even get rid of her
Pity the fool and pity the fool in me, Ima live with her
Game of love, love, love, love
La-La-La-La-La love
She doesnt love me, no, she dont love me no more
She hates my company, guess she dont love me no more
I tried to get her up out of my head, left my bags at the door
She screamed she loved me like she never did before
And I told her, Go where you wanna!
Go do whatcha wanna do, I dont care!
And I told her, Go where you wanna!
Go do whatcha wanna do, I dont care!
So needless to say Im feelin betrayed
Snatch my house key off her key chain
She jumps off Wee-Bey from The Wires dick
Now shes chasin me with a cheese grater
Here goes that broken record cliché
Its all my fault anyway, shes turnin the tables, Im a beat-break
She treats my face like Serato, she cuts and scratches like a DJ
Each day is an Instant Replay
They say what we display is symptomatic of addict behaviour
Back together, but forgot today was her B-day
She cut me off on the freeway
Simple misunderstanding, but just as I went to slam on the brakes
Thats when I realized that she may be crazy as me, wait
Bitch cut my fuckin brakeline
Stepped on them fuckers eight times
Still goin seventy-three, thank God theres an exit comin up
What the mother-F-U-C-Ks wrong with her?
Hit the off ramp til I coasted to a goshdamn halt
Hit a fuckin tree, now here she comes at full speed
Shes racin at me, okay, you wanna fuck with me, eh?
Snatch that bitch out her car through the window
She screamin, I body slam her on the cement
Until the concrete gave and created a sinkhole
Buried the stink ho in it, then paid to have the street repaved
Woke up in a dream state
In a cold sweat like I got hit with a freeze ray during a heat wave
Guess I eventually caved though, ‘cause shes layin next to me in bed—directly aimin a gat at my head!
Woke up again and jumped up
Like, Fuck it! Ive had it, Im checkin into rehab
I confess Im a static addict, I guess thats why Im so clingy
Every girl Ive ever had either says I got too much baggage
Or Im too fuckin dramatic
Man, what the fuck is the matter? Im just a fuckin romantic
I fuckin love you, you fuckin bitch!
Combative, possessive, in fact last time I was mad at an ex
I actually set off a chain reaction of tragic events
I said, Hit the road, then after she left
I sent that bitch a text that said, Be careful driving
Dont read this and have an accident
She glanced to look at it and wrecked
Too bad, thought we had a connect
No sense dwelling makes, never been a more compelling case
Than the model covered in LOréal and mace
Who fell from grace eleven stories for storytellin
While the whore was yellin, Rape!
Til her vocal cords were swellin
And her voice were more hoarser than Tori Spellings face
Still they swarm the gates of my fancy estates
To greet Norman Bates with a warm embrace
Less youre Andrea Yates, dont ask me for a date though
Dont be late, well, the sentiments great
But wait, think theres been a mistake
You wanted an intimate date, I wanna intimidate
I have infinite hate in my blood
Its mainly cause of the game of—
Wait, dinner at eight? I have infinite hate in my blood
Its mainly cause of the—
Game of love, love, love, love
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Unaccommodating Lyrics
Oh, this what we doin? Alright
M.A
I like a bitch that like to wobble, wobble
Shake it, shake it, break it, break it, uh
Nigga, we made it, made it, they hate it, hate it
Pro professional, pure persistent, Im paper chasing
I hate complaining, I hated waiting, Ill pay for patience
But I hate to pay a bill
And I made a mil without a major deal
Yeah, her ass fake, but she came for real
Money aint a thing, that aint a thing for real
Its the broke lingo
And no, aint nothing Saweetie, this is no Quavo
Man, I just get high, let my hoes lay low
I just want some face but this is no facial
Do right and kill erbody, Drake mode
Bitch, Im tryna eat out, take your plate mode
Disrespect that life and Im in gang mode
You can leave this earth, bitch, Im in rake mode
Im in cake mode , Im in brave mode, uh
What up, Marshall? Im a martian, Im in Wayne mode
Neck wet, big drip, Im in rain mode
Eight niggas, eight hittas, take eight souls
Collect pesos , and Im paid, so?
Self-made goals
When the pain leaves
Where does the pain go?
Tip of the backwood is where the flame goes
To the sky is where my brain goes
Same pack, same fiend, sellin the same clothes
Pinocchio and my pistol, they got the same nose
Me and my niggas gotta eat, we share the same stove
Case closed, bodies in my lane, bitch, lane closed
Game over, Thanos on you H-Os
On my petty shit but I dont paint toes
Get the plunger cause Marshall and M.A go plum crazy
Call us liquid plumber, cause even Dre know
Beat knocks like a beefed up Detox
Youre gonna need three squads of police officers at least to come pull me off of it and I dont stop
Please, dawg, I need yall to keep talking shit cause I feed off of it
I am the complete opposite of these retards who spit these weak bars, Ima leave carnage
Each thoughtll be so toxic, itll block the wind through your esophagus
Stop it, cutting off your oxygen
And I hit them pads like a boxing gym
Better watch for Slim, better get to popping and when Im at the top again
I wont topple, Im giving it to anyone who wanna come and get it and Im not gonna stop
But when they ask me is the war finished with MGK? Of course it is
I cleansed him of his mortal sins, Im God and the Lord forgives even the devil worshippers
Im moving on but you know your scruples are gone when youre born with Lucifers horns
And youre from the school of Notorious, Puba, Cube and The Poor Righteous Teachers tutored my students
Showed them all the blueprint and formula
But it seems like the more they studied my music, the more they remind me of eyeballs
Im watching my pupils get cornier
But Im contemplating yelling Bombs away on the game
Like Im outside of an Ariana Grande concert waiting
They call me Saddam Hussein, Ayatollah Khomeini
Wheres Osama been? I been laden lately
Look at how Im behaving, they want me gone away
They wanna JonBenét me , Im unaccommodating
Man, I dont see why they hate me
Im a clown like John Wayne Gacy
They call me Kanye crazy
APESHIT, Beyonce, Jay-Z
And Im back with Andre, baby
And the doctors operating
But he never put no scrubs on from Snoop, K. Dot to Shady
Shady like a shadow or your silhouette, intellect, I better check to see why you feel upset
Cause I met your bitch on the internet now Im getting head like a Pillow Pet
That bimbo can put her lips all the way around this bone and then blow
Like a dusty cartridge from an old Nintendo
Those were the days but I bet you, Im never gonna be broke again, no
I dont smoke but I got paper, to be blunt, Im rolling Indo
And I keep it one comma, zero, zero, zero, zero
Real, real, real, murder, murder, murder, kill, kill, kill
Nickel-plated, twenty two, two, two
Bitch, shut the fuck up fore I shoot you too
Aint shit I wont do just to get a few YouTube views
Run up in a church like pew, pew, pew
Cause thats what I do, do, do
But, even to the untrained human eye
We aint the same, you and I
Somebody should have explained to you why
For you to go against me, its simply insane, you will die
Thats why they call me Kamikaze, its plain suicide, yeah
But I know magic and here go my last trick
Im bout to say Abracadabra and pull a B Rabbit up out of my hat
Im about to relapse and I betcha that you wont know how to react
But a look of disgust, I dont doubt itd be that
As I begin to fuckin devour the track
And you backpedal, that is a cowardly act
Like a Saudi attack when the towers collapsed
They call me Saddam Hussein, Ayatollah Khomeini
Wheres Osama been? I been laden lately
Look at how Im behaving, they want me gone away
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Like Toy Soldiers Lyrics
Step by step, heart to heart
Left, right, left, we all fall down...
Step by step, heart to heart
Left, right, left, we all fall down
Like toy soldiers
Bit by bit, torn apart
We never win, but the battle wages on
For toy soldiers
Im supposed to be the soldier who never blows his composure
Even though I hold the weight of the whole world on my shoulders
I aint never supposed to show it
My crew aint supposed to know it
Even if it means goin toe-to-toe with a Benzino
It dont matter, I never drag em in battles that I cant handle
Less I absolutely have to, Im supposed to set an example
I need to be the leader, my crew looks for me to guide em
If some shit ever does pop off, Im supposed to be beside em
That Ja shit, I tried to squash it, it was too late to stop it
Theres a certain line you just dont cross, and he crossed it
I heard him say Hailies name on a song and I just lost it
It was crazy, the shit went way beyond some JAY-Z and Nas shit
And even though the battle was won, I feel like we lost it
I spent so much energy on it, honestly Im exhausted
And Im so caught in it, I almost feel Im the one who caused it
This aint what Im in hip-hop for, its not why I got in it
That was never my object, for someone to get killed
Why would I wanna destroy somethin I helped build?
It wasnt my intentions, my intentions were good
I went through my whole career without ever mentionin
And that was just outta respect, for not runnin my mouth
And talkin about somethin that I knew nothin about
Plus Dre told me stay out, this just wasnt my beef
So I did, I just fell back, watched and gritted my teeth
While hes all over TV, down-talkin the man
Who literally saved my life, like fuck it, I understand
This is business, and this shit just isnt none of my business
But still knowin the shit could pop off at any minute, cause—
Step by step, heart to heart
Left, right, left, we all fall down
Like toy soldiers
Bit by bit, torn apart
We never win, but the battle wages on
For toy soldiers
There used to be a time when you could just say a rhyme and
Wouldnt have to worry about one of your people dyin
But now its elevated, cause once you put someones kids in it
The shit gets escalated—it aint just words no more, is it?
Its a different ballgame, you call names and you aint just rappin
We actually tried to stop the 50 and Ja beef from happenin
Me and Dre had sat with him, kicked it and had a chat with him
And asked him not to start it, he wasnt gonna go after him
Until Ja started yappin in magazines how he stabbed him
Fuck it, 50, smash him! Mash on him, let him have it
Meanwhile my attentions pulled in another direction
Some receptionist at The Source who answers phones at his desk
Has an erection for me and thinks that Ill be his resurrection
Tries to blow the dust off his mic and make a new record
But now hes fucked the game up cause one of the ways I came up
Was through that publication, the same one that made me famous
Now the owner of it has got a grudge against me for nothin?
Well, fuck it, that motherfucker could get it too, fuck him then!
But Im so busy bein pissed off, I dont stop to think
That weve just inherited 50s beef with Murder Inc.
And hes inherited mine, which is fine, aint like either of us mind
We still have soldiers thats on the front line
Whos willin to die for us as soon as we give the orders
Never to extort us, strictly to show they support us
And maybe shout em out in a rap or up in a chorus
To show em we love em back and let em know how important
It is to have Runyon Avenue soldiers up in our corners
Their loyalty to us is worth more than any award is
But I aint tryna have none of my people hurt or murdered
It aint worth it, I cant think of a perfecter way to word it
Than to just say that I love yall too much to see the verdict
Ill walk away from it all fore I let it go any further
But dont get it twisted, its not a plea that Im coppin
Im just willin to be the bigger man, if yall can quit poppin
Off at the jaws, well, then I can, cause frankly Im sick of talkin
Im not gonna let someone elses coffin rest on my conscience
Cause—
Step by step, heart to heart
Left, right, left, we all fall down
Like toy soldiers
Bit by bit, torn apart
We never win, but the battle wages on
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Space Bound Lyrics
We touch, I feel a rush; we clutch, it isnt much
But its enough to make me wonder whats in store for us
Its lust, its torturous, you must be a sorceress
Cause you just did the impossible: gained my trust
Dont play games, itll be dangerous
If you fuck me over, ‘cause if I get burnt, Ima show ya
What its like to hurt, ‘cause I been treated like dirt before ya
And love is evil — spell it backwards, Ill show ya
Nobody knows me, Im cold, walk down this road all alone
Its no ones fault but my own, its the path Ive chosen to go
Frozen as snow, I show no emotion whatsoever so
Dont ask me why I have no love for these muhfuckin hoes
Bloodsuckin succubuses, what the fuck is up with this?
Ive tried in this department, but I aint had no luck with this
It sucks, but its exactly what I thought it would be like
Tryin to start over, I got a hole in my heart
But some kind of emotional roller coaster
Is something I wont go on
So you toy with my emotions, so its over
Its like an explosion every time I hold ya
Wasnt joking when I told ya
You take my breath away, youre a supernova, and Im a—
Im a space-bound rocket ship and your hearts the Moon
And Im aimin right at you, right at you
250,000 miles on a clear night in June
And Im aimin right at you
Right at you, right at you
Ill do whatever it takes, when Im with you, I get the shakes
My body aches when I aint with you, I have zero strength
Theres no limit on how far I would go, no boundaries, no lengths
Why do we say that until we get that person that we thinks
Gonna be that one? And then once we get em, its never the same
You want em when they dont want you
Soon as they do, feelings change
Its not a contest and I aint on no conquest for no mate
I wasnt lookin when I stumbled on to you, musta been fate
But so much is at stake, what the fuck does it take?
Lets cut to the chase fore the door shuts in your face
Promise me if I cave in and break and leave myself open
That I wont be makin a mistake, ‘cause Im a—
Im a space-bound rocket ship and your hearts the Moon
And Im aimin right at you, right at you
250,000 miles on a clear night in June
And Im aimin right at you
Right at you, right at you
So, after a year and six months, its no longer me that you want
But I love you so much it hurts, never mistreated you once
I poured my heart out to you, let down my guard, swear to God
Ill blow my brains in your lap, lay here and die in your arms
Drop to my knees and Im pleadin, Im tryna stop you from leavin
You wont even listen, so fuck it, Im tryna stop you from breathin
I put both hands on your throat, I sit on top of you squeezin
Til I snap your neck like a Popsicle stick, aint no possible reason
I can think of to let you walk up out this house and let you live
Tears stream down both of my cheeks
Now I let you go and just give
And fore I put that gun to my temple, I told you this
And I wouldve done anything for you
To show you how much I adored you
But its over now, its too late to save our love
Just promise me youll think of me
Every time you look up in the sky and see a star, ‘cause Im a—
Im a space-bound rocket ship and your hearts the Moon
And Im aimin right at you, right at you
250,000 miles on a clear night in June
And Im so lost without you
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Best Friend Lyrics
Aint never been much of the church type
But I believe in the last days
I walk through Hell almost every night
But I believe its a pathway
Say, boy, what you doin with your life
With those tattoos on your face?
Say, boy, you know that youll pay the price
Well, I guess Ill see when I head that way
To the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit
I hold you nearest
My best friend, best friend
Let the trumpets blow with your appearance
I can almost hear it
My best friend, best friend
When you wish me hell upon my soul and spirit
Behold these lyrics
I got a best friend, best friend
Yeah, I got a best friend, best friend, yeah
I dont know much about Holy Bibles
But I grew up in the Bible Belt
I put my love for a woman on idle
Because I got beat with my mamas belt
But I learned from my mistakes
Try hard to respect people for what they believin in
But if you spit on my fuckin grave
And wish me Hell, then I wish you well
Ima send you straight up to my best friend
To the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit
I hold you nearest
My best friend, best friend
Let the trumpets blow with your appearance
I can almost hear it
My best friend, best friend
When you wish me hell upon my soul and spirit
Behold these lyrics
I got a best friend, best friend
Yeah, I got a best friend, best friend, yeah
God, please would you arm me with the armor
To calm me when theres drama like Gandhi?
Could have gone the other way many times
Could have turned Dalai with the llama, but I squashed my
Beefs, and things seem
To be looking decent recently, but dont jinx it
Its like Clint Eastwood looking for peace though
Maybe not finna enter the priesthood
But at least should make an attempt to
Show some remorse and to be some sort of a repenter
For the people Ive been a menace to
Not a preacher but a shit starter and finisher
Enter the mind of a thick skin, but a short temper
This patience of mine is thinner
Than twine is when I
Get attacked, so I might say something back
That might offend you
So if you dont like when I rap or what I have to
Say on the mic, then you might wanna act just
Like quarterbacks and take a fuckin hike when I snap cause
Im a sinner, and I, I got a best friend, best friend
Plus balls and intestines, and they never been yes men
They gon tell me when Im fuckin up the minute Im ever givin it less than
Im about to vomit and I can feel it comin
Cause failures somethin I can barely stomach
And I only listen to my gut
So unless youre my fuckin belly button
Dont tell me nuttin, you aint my best friend, best friend
Who you think Im talkin bout?
Lifts me up when Im down and out
Still look to him without a doubt
Still got a best friend, best friend
Shout it out
Like theres never been a louder mouth
Should have never been allowed a mouth
Now that I got a higher power, now
When I blackout, power outage—oww
They powerless, but they crowd around
They tend to flock like shepherds, the black sheep
But Ill be the worst thing that these motherfuckers ever heard
When Im counted out
Youll be D-O-A, theyll announce
But pronounce you dead when they sound it out
So prepare for a rival, your arch enemy surrounds you now
Hes all around you—blaow
Not even the doctors at the hospital
Are gonna shiggy-shock you back to life
Its im-piggy-possible to revive you
Thats word to the Diggy Doc
Stiggy-stoppin is not an option
Somethin Im not gonna do
Im the Iggy Pop of hip-hop when I walk in the booth
Dawg, Im the truth, like Biggie rockin with 2Pac in a suit
Talkin to Proof droppin a deuce
Fill up a syllable clip like a refillable script, cock it and shoot
And who you thinks my Glock that I use?
That I pull from to get my strength up against these haters
And hell be waitin at the gate when you get sprayed up
Sendin you hoes straight up to deal with my best friend
To the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit
I hold you nearest
My best friend, best friend
Let the trumpets blow with your appearance
I can almost hear it
My best friend, best friend
When you wish me hell upon my soul and spirit
Behold these lyrics
I got a best friend, best friend
Yeah, I got a best friend, best friend, yeah713Embed |
Legacy Lyrics
Tell me where to go
Tell me what to do
Ill be right there for you
Tell me what to say
No matter if its true
Ill say it all for you
I used to be the type of kid
That would always think the sky is fallin
Why am I so differently wired? Am I a martian?
What kind of twisted experiment am I involved in?
‘Cause I dont belong in this world
Thats why Im scoffin at authority, defiant often
Flyin off at the handle at my mom
No dad, so I am noncompliant at home
At school Im just shy and awkward
And I dont need no goddamn psychologist
Tryna diagnose why I have all these underlyin problems
Thinkin he can try and solve em
Im outside chalkin up drawings
On the sidewalk and in the front drive talkin
To myself, either that or inside hidin off in
The corner somewhere quiet, tryin not to
Be noticed ‘cause Im cryin and sobbin
I had a bad day at school so I aint talkin
Some cocksucker shoved me into a fuckin locker
‘Cause he said that I eye-balled him
And if you fall, Ill get you there
Ill be your savior from all the wars
That are fought inside your world
Please have faith in my words
‘Cause this is my legacy, legacy, yeah
This is my legacy, legacy, yeah
Theres no guarantee
Its not up to me, we can only see
This is my legacy, legacy, legacy, legacy
I used to be the type of kid that would always think the skys fallin
Why am I so differently wired in my noggin?
‘Cause sporadic as my thoughts come, its mind-bogglin
‘Cause I obsess on everything in my mind, small shit
Bothers me, but not my father, he said sayonara
Then split, but I don’t give a shit
Im fine long as theres batteries in my Walkman
Nothing is the matter with me
Shit, look on the bright side, at least I aint walkin
I bike ride through the neighborhood of my apartment
Complex on a ten-speed which Ive acquired parts that
I find in the garbage, a frame then put tires on it
Headphones on, look straight ahead if kids try and start shit
But if this is all there is for me life offers
Why bother even tryin to put up a fight? Its nonsense
But I think a light bulb just lit up in my conscience
What about them rhymes Ive been jottin?
They are kind of giving me confidence
Instead of tryin to escape through my comics
Why dont I just blast a little something like Onyx?
To put me in the mood to wanna fight and write songs that
Say what I wanna say to the kid that said that I eye-balled him
Grab hold of my balls, like, Thats right, fights on, bitch!
Who woulda knew, from the moment I turned the mic on, that
I could be iconic in my conquest?
Thats word to Phife Dawg from A Tribe Called Quest
This is my legacy, legacy, yeah
This is my legacy, legacy, yeah
Theres no guarantee
Its not up to me, we can only see
This is my legacy, legacy, legacy, legacy
I used to be the type of kid that would always think the skys fallin
Now I think the fact that Im differently wireds awesome
‘Cause if I wasnt, I wouldnt be able to work words like this
And connect lines like crosswords
And use my enemys words as strength
To try and draw from, and get inspired off em
‘Cause all my life I was told and taught I am not shit
By you wack fuckin giant sacks of lyin dog shit
Now you shut up, bitch, I am talkin
Thought I was full of horseshit
And now you fuckin worship the ground on which I am walkin
Me against the world, so what? Im Brian Dawkins
Versus the whole 0-16 Lions offense
So bring on the Giants, Falcons, and Miami Dolphins
Its the body bag game, bitch, Im supplyin coffins
‘Cause you dicks butt kiss, bunch of Brian Baldingers
Youre gon die a ball-licker, Ive been diabolical
With this dialogue since 99 Rawkus
You dont respect the legacy I leave behind, yall can
Suck a dick; the day you beat me, pigsll fly out my ass
In a flyin saucer full of Italian sausage
The most high exaltin and I aint haltin
Til I die of exhaustion, inhale my exhaust fumes
The best part about me is I am not you
Im me, and Im the Fire Marshall, and this is my—
This is my legacy, legacy, yeah
This is my legacy, legacy, yeah
Theres no guarantee
Its not up to me, we can only see
This is my legacy, legacy, legacy, legacy329Embed |
Sing for the Moment Lyrics
These ideas are nightmares to white parents
Whose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earrings
Like whatever they say has no bearing
Its so scary in a house that allows no swearing
To see him walkin around with his headphones blarin
Alone in his own zone, cold and he dont care, hes
A problem child, and what bothers him all comes out
When he talks about his fuckin dad walkin out
Cause he hates him so bad that he blocks him out
If he ever saw him again hed probably knock him out
His thoughts are wacked, hes mad so hes talkin back
Talkin black, brainwashed from rock and rap
He sags his pants, do-rags and a stockin cap
His stepfather hit him so he socked him back
And broke his nose, his house is a broken home
Theres no control, he just lets his emotions go
Sing with me , sing for the year
Sing for the laughter and sing for the tear
Sing it with me, its just for today
Maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away
Entertainment is changin, intertwinin with gangsters
In the land of the killers, a sinners mind is a sanctum
Holy or unholy, only have one homie
Only this gun, lonely ‘cause dont anyone know me
Yet everybody just feels like they can relate
I guess words are a motherfucker, they can be great
Or they can degrade, or even worse, they can teach hate
Its like these kids hang on every single statement we make
Like they worship us, plus all the stores ship us platinum
Now how the fuck did this metamorphosis happen?
From standin on corners and porches just rappin
To havin a fortune, no more kissin ass
But then these critics crucify you , journalists try to burn you
Fans turn on you, attorneys all want a turn at you
To get they hands on every dime you have
They want you to lose your mind every time you mad
So they can try to make you out to look like a loose cannon
Any dispute wont hesitate to produce handguns
Thats why these prosecutors wanna convict me
Strictly just to get me off of these streets quickly
But all they kids be listenin to me religiously
So Im signin CDs while police fingerprint me
Theyre for the judges daughter, but his grudge is against me
If Im such a fuckin menace, this shit doesnt make sense, B
Its all political, if my music is literal
And Im a criminal, how the fuck can I raise a little girl?
I couldnt, I wouldnt be fit to
Youre full of shit too, Guerrera, that was a fist that hit you!
Sing with me , sing for the year
Sing for the laughter and sing for the tear
Sing it with me, its just for today
Maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away
They say music can alter moods and talk to you
Well, can it load a gun up for you and cock it too?
Well, if it can, then the next time you assault a dude
Just tell the judge it was my fault and Ill get sued
See, what these kids do is hear about us totin pistols
And they wanna get one ‘cause they think the shits cool
Not knowin we really just protectin ourselves
We entertainers, of course the shits affectin our sales
You ignoramus, but music is reflection of self
We just explain it, and then we get our checks in the mail
Its fucked up, aint it? How we can come from practically nothin
To bein able to have any fuckin thing that we wanted
Thats why we sing for these kids who dont have a thing
Except for a dream and a fuckin rap magazine
Who post pin-up pictures on they walls all day long
Idolize they favorite rappers and know all they songs
Or for anyone whos ever been through shit in they lives
So they sit and they cry at night, wishin theyd die
Til they throw on a rap record and they sit and they vibe
Were nothin to you, but were the fuckin shit in they eyes
Thats why we seize the moment, try to freeze it and own it
Squeeze it and hold it ‘cause we consider these minutes golden
And maybe theyll admit it when were gone
Just let our spirits live on
Through our lyrics that you hear in our songs, and we can—
Sing with me , sing for the year
Sing for the laughter and sing for the tear
Sing it with me, its just for today
Maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away
Sing with me , sing for the year
Sing for the laughter and sing for the tear
Sing it with me, its just for today
Maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away326Embed |
Renegade Lyrics
Motherfuckers say that Im foolish, I only talk about jewels
Do you fools listen to music or do you just skim through it?
See, Im influenced by the ghetto you ruined
The same dude you gave nothin, I made somethin doin
What I do through and through and
I give you the news with a twist, its just his ghetto point of view
The renegade, you been afraid I penetrate pop culture
Bring em a lot closer to the block where they pop toasters
And they live with they moms, got dropped roadsters
From botched robberies, niggas crouched over
Mamis knocked up cause she wasnt watched over
Knocked down by some clown
When child support knocked, No, hes not around
Now, how that sound to ya? Jot it down
I bring you through the ghetto without ridin round
Hidin down, duckin strays from frustrated youths stuck in they ways
Just read a magazine that fucked up my day
How you rate music that thugs with nothin relate to it?
I help them see they way through it, not you
Cant step in my pants, cant walk in my shoes
Bet everything you worth, youll lose your tie and your shirt
Since Im in a position to talk to these kids and they listen
I aint no politician, but Ill kick it with em a minute
Cause see, they call me a menace and if the shoe fits, Ill wear it
But if it dont, then yallll swallow the truth, grin and bear it
Now whos the king of these rude, ludicrous, lucrative lyrics?
Who could inherit the title, put the youth in hysterics
Usin his music to steer it, sharin his views and his merits?
But theres a huge interference, theyre sayin you shouldnt hear it
Maybe its hatred I spew, maybe its food for the spirit
Maybe its beautiful music I made for you to just cherish
But Im debated, disputed, hated and viewed in America
As a motherfuckin drug addict, like you didnt experiment?
Now, now, thats when you start to stare at whos in the mirror
And see yourself as a kid again, and you get embarrassed
And I got nothin to do but make you look stupid as parents
You fuckin do-gooders, too bad you couldnt do good at marriage
And do you have any clue what I had to do to get here?
I dont think you do, so stay tuned and keep your ears glued to the stereo
Cause here we go, hes Jigga-Jur-Jigga-Jih-Jigga
And Im the sinister Mr. Kiss-My-Ass is just a
Renegade, never been afraid to say
Whats on my mind at any given time of day
Cause Im a renegade
Never been afraid to talk about anything
, anything
Renegade, never been afraid to say
Whats on my mind at any given time of day
Cause Im a renegade
Never been afraid to holler about anything
, anything
I had to hustle, my back to the wall, ashy knuckles
Pockets filled with a lotta lint, not a cent
Gotta vent, lotta innocent lives lost on the project bench
What you hollerin? Gotta pay rent, bring dollars in
By the bodega, iron under my coat, feelin braver
Durag wrappin my waves up, pockets full of hope
Do not step to me
Im awkward, I box lefty
An orphan, my pops left me
And often my mama wasnt home
Could not stress to me, I wasnt grown
Specially on nights I brought somethin home to quiet the stomach rumblings
My demeanor thirty years my senior
My childhood didnt mean much, only raisin green up
Raisin my fingers to critics, raisin my head to the sky
Big, I did it, multi before I die
No lie, just know I chose my own fate
I drove by the fork in the road and went straight
See, Im a poet to some, a regular modern-day Shakespeare
Jesus Christ, the king of these Latter-day Saints here
To shatter the picture in which of that as they paint me as
A monger of hate, satanist, scatter-brained atheist
But that aint the case, see, its a matter of taste
We as a people decide if Shadys as bad as they say he is
Or is he the latter, a gateway to escape?
Media scapegoat who they can be mad at today
See, its as easy as cake, simple as whistlin Dixie
While Im wavin the pistol at sixty Christians against me
Go to war with the Mormons, take a bath with the Catholics
In holy water, no wonder they tried to hold me under longer
Im a motherfuckin spiteful, delightful eyeful
The new Ice Cube, motherfuckers hate to like you
What did I do? , Im just a kid from the gutter
Makin his butter off these bloodsuckers, cause Im a motherfuckin
Renegade, never been afraid to say
Whats on my mind at any given time of day
Cause Im a renegade
Never been afraid to talk about anything
, anything
Renegade, never been afraid to say
Whats on my mind at any given time of day
Cause Im a renegade
Never been afraid to holler about anything
, anything
Renegade, never been afraid to say
Whats on my mind at any given time of day
Cause Im a renegade
Never been afraid to talk about anything
, anything
Renegade, never been afraid to say
Whats on my mind at any given time of day
Cause Im a renegade
Never been afraid to holler about anything
, anything 231Embed |
Gnat Lyrics
Yeah, yeah, sick
They say these bars are like COVID
You get em right off the bat
Infected with SARS and Corona
Like you took a bite off of that
And it goes from martian to human
Thats how the virus attacks
They come at me with machine guns
Like trying to fight off a gnat
Still stackin my chips, hoes
Higher than Shaq on his tiptoes
Atop the Empire State Buildin
This shit is like childs play, childrеn
I will anni-nihilate, kill them
Ill fuck around and pile еight million
Dead little juveniles, wait, chill, then
Ill await my trial date til then
Aint nothin you say could ever trump , mic, pencil get killed
If youre hypersensitive, I wasnt referencin the vice president, chill
I mean my penmanship at times tends to get ill, violence but with skill
Thats why I hence when I write ends up with the mic and pencil gettin killed
And Im still ride or die for the squad
So you know which side that Im on
If a battle lines ever drawn, but if I get involved
Itll be like K9s in a brawl
But not similar to Mike Vick at all
Cause even if I dont have a dog in the fight
They aint never gonna get rid of the fight in the dog
Got stripes like a tiger, so you might get mauled, a mic in the palms
Like claws, I can swing right for your jaw
And rip it off with one swipe of the paw
Bitch, you still on my dick or nah?
If I suck, your wife is a straw
Im sick and Im not gonna cover my mouth next time that I cough cause
They say these bars are like COVID
You get em right off the bat
Infected with SARS and Corona
Like you took a bite off of that
And it goes from martian to human
Thats how the virus attacks
They come at me with machine guns
Like trying to fight off a gnat
And d.a. got that dope he sends to me
Its like pneumonia symptoms and contracting COVID instantly
Which is what separates my flow from theirs
So that no one gets even close to this to pose a risk to me
So vocalistically , thats social distancing
Flow going viral, you best stay strapped
With that Lysol and get way back
Get that Pine-Sol and that Ajax
Cause this dry cough is just like football umpires callin a playback
Bitch, back the fuck up like fifteen yards, these rhymes call for a face mask
Nother fourteen-day quarantine, theyre cordoning off everything
This shit lookin like a horror scene, like me metaphorically
Cause them stay-at-home orders seem
Like they just keep getting more extreme
Who knows when this nightmare will end ? Like Monroe, Norma Jean
Still got that heroin lyrical drip with that morphine and that Thorazine
Cause Im so fuckin dope and youre a fiend
And thats the one thing that hasnt changed
For some semblance of normalcy
But I might need that Hydrochloroquine cause I got that
The Dark Horse, Im a knight-mare
Mom fed me Valium like air
Thought thats why they called it a high chair
I got a contact like eyewear
Wait a minute, bitch, let me lie here
20/20 hindsight in my side mirror
Every year, you drop the ball like Times Square
My hair trigger whenever I get an ideas
Like, fuck, now my name rings out like a sponge mop
And my drip was a drop
In the bucket, so that gun shot
You just heard just now in that one spot
Just came from the nine mil that I just got
Thats big bucks and I got a full money clip and Im loaded
I aint even mean to go the fuck off
And Im still totally inappropriate with an opiate
Groping it while Im holding it like a trophy
Im hoping a little codeinell get me ODin
Woah, everything is slow, I begin to floating
I know that Im getting loaded, the pen exploded
Hiroshima with the flows, a utopia
With the dope, Im an OG, Im like the G.O.A.T.
Here to get your goat little bit of sodium, its assault
When Im at the podium, at your throat, holy camoly
Im in the zone with the shit Im on
Get Imodium and a commode because nobodys even close
Youre petroleum to plutonium, youre a phony
Im at the crib with your ho
Got her at the pole like voting with no clothing
Stripped down to a toe ring and here we go with the gloating
Ive got my nose in the air like a Boeing
Then I got into a little bit of an argument with her
So I took a little lick of a Klonopin at dinner
Then I hit her with the motherfucking ottoman and bit her
Then I shot her in the liver, delivered her to the bottom of the river
But Im probably gon jump in the water with her
With a wad of money cause I got a lot of it
And when it come to drippin, I be soppin like a hundred mile an hour
Never runnin out of either one of em, I gotta get it cause
They say these bars are like COVID
You get em right off the bat
Infected with SARS and Corona
Like you took a bite off of that
And it goes from martian to human
Thats how the virus attacks
They come at me with machine guns
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Guts Over Fear Lyrics
Feels like a close, its coming to
Fuck am I gonna do?
Its too late to start over
This is the only thing I, thing I know
Sometimes I feel like all I ever do is
Find different ways to word the same old song
Ever since I came along
From the day the song called “Hi! My Name Is” dropped
Started thinking my name was Fault
‘Cause any time things went wrong
I was the one who they would blame it on
The media made me the equivalent
Of a modern-day Genghis Khan
Tried to argue it was only entertainment, dog
Gangster? Nah, courageous balls
Had to change my style, they said Im way too soft
And I sound like AZ and Nas, out came the claws
And the fangs been out since then
But up until the instant that I went against it
It was ingrained in me
That I wouldnt amount to a shit stain, I thought
No wonder I had to unlearn everything my brain was taught
Do I really belong in this game?, I pondered
I just wanna play my part
Should I make waves or not?
So back and forth in my brain the tug of war wages on
And I dont wanna seem ungrateful
Or disrespect the art form I was raised upon
But sometimes you gotta take a loss
And have people rub it in your face
Before you get made pissed off
And keep plugging, its your only outlet
And your only outfit, so you know they gonna talk about it
Better find a way to counter it quick and make it… ah
Feel like Ive already said this a kabillion 80 times
How many times can I say the same thing
Different ways that rhyme?
What I really wanna say is, if theres anyone else that can relate to my story, bet you feel the same way I felt
When I was in the same place you are, when I was afraid to—
I was a, afraid to make a single sound
Afraid I would never find a way out, out, out
Afraid Id never be found
I didnt wanna go another round
An angry mans power will shut you up
Trip wires fill this house with tip-toed love
Run out of excuses for everyone
So here I am and I will not run
Guts over fear
Guts over fear
For all the times I let you push me round
I let you keep me down
Guts over fear, guts over fear
Feels like a close, its coming to
Fuck am I gonna do?
Its too late to start over
This is the only thing I, thing I know
I know what it was like, I was there once
Single parents, hate your appearance
As you struggle to find your place in this world
And the pain spawns all the anger on
But it wasnt til I put the pain in song
Learned who to aim it on that I made a spark
Started to spit harder shit
Learned how to harness it while the reins were off
And there was a lot of bizarre shit, but the crazy part
Was soon as I stopped saying I gave a fuck
Haters started to appreciate my art
And it just breaks my heart to look at all the pain I caused
But what am I gonna do when the rage is gone
And the lights go out in that trailer park? Oh
And the window is closing and theres nowhere else that I can go with flows and Im frozen
‘Cause theres no more emotion for me to pull from
Just a bunch of playful songs that I make for fun
So, to the break of dawn, here I go recycling the same old song
But Id rather make “Not Afraid 2”
Than make another motherfucking “We Made You,” ah
Now, I dont wanna seem indulgent
When I discuss my lows and my highs
My demise and my uprise, pray to God
I just open enough eyes later on
And gave you the supplies and the tools
To hopefully use thatll make you strong
Enough to lift yourself up, when you feel like I felt
‘Cause I cant explain to yall how dang exhausted my legs felt
Just having to balance my dang self
When on eggshells, I was made to walk
But thank you, Ma, ‘cause that gave me the
Strength to cause Shady-mania, so when they empty that stadium
Least I made it out of that house
And found a place in this world when the day was done
So this is for every kid who alls they ever did
Was dreamt of one day just getting accepted
I represent him or her, anyone similar
You are the reason that I made this song
And everything youre scared to say
Dont be afraid to say no more
From this day forward, just let them a-holes talk
Take it with a grain of salt—and eat their fucking faces off!
The legend of the angry blonde
Lives on through you when I’m gone, and to think I was a—
I was a, afraid to make a single sound
Afraid I would never find a way out, out, out
Afraid Id never be found
I didnt wanna go another round
An angry mans power will shut you up
Trip wires fill this house with tip-toed love
Run out of excuses for everyone
So here I am and I will not run
Guts over fear
Guts over fear
For all the times I let you push me round
I let you keep me down
Guts over fear, guts over fear1KEmbed |
Marshall Mathers Lyrics
You know, I just dont get it
Last year I was nobody, this year Im selling records
Now everybody wants to come around
Like I owe em somethin
The fuck you want from me, ten-million dollars?
Get the fuck outta here
You see, Im just Marshall Mathers
Im just a regular guy
I dont know why all the fuss about me
Nobody ever gave a fuck before
All they did was doubt me
Now everybody wanna run their mouth
And try to take shots at me
Yo, you might see me joggin, you might see me walkin
You might see me walkin a dead Rottweiler dog
With its head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar
Hollerin at him cause the son of a bitch wont quit barkin
Or leanin out a window with a cocked shotgun
Drivin up the block in the car that they shot Pac in
Looking for Bigs killers, dressin ridiculous
Blue and red, like I dont see what the big deal is
Double barrel 12-gauge bigger than Chris Wallace
Pissed off cause Biggie and Pac just missed all this
Watchin all these cheap imitations get rich off em
And get dollars that shoulda been theirs like they switched wallets
And amidst all this Crist poppin and wristwatches
I just sit back and just watch and just get nauseous
And walk around with an empty bottle of Remy Martin
Startin shit like some twenty-six-year-old skinny Cartman
An anti-Backstreet and Ricky Martin
Whose instincts to kill NSYNC, dont get me started
These fuckin brats cant sing and Britneys garbage
Whats this bitch, retarded? Give me back my sixteen dollars!
All I see is sissies in magazines smilin
Whatever happened to wilin out and being violent?
Whatever happened to catchin a good old-fashioned passionate ass-whoopin
And gettin your shoes, coat and your hat tooken?
New Kids on the Block suck a lot of dick
Boy, girl groups make me sick
And I cant wait til I catch all you faggots in public
Ima love it
Vanilla Ice dont like me , he said some shit in Vibe to spite me
Then went and dyed his hair just like me
A bunch of little kids wanna swear just like me
And run around screamin I dont care, just bite me!
I think I was put here to annoy the world
And destroy your little four-year-old boy or girl
Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer
And call themselves clowns cause they look queer
Faggy 2 Dope and Silent Gay
Claimin Detroit, when yall live twenty miles away
And I dont wrestle, Ill knock you fuckin faggots the fuck out
Ask em about the club they was at when they snuck out
After they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out
Ducked down and got paintballs shot at they truck — blaow!
Look at yall runnin your mouth again
When you aint seen a fuckin mile road south of 10
And I dont need help from D12 to beat up two females
In make-up who may try to scratch me with Lee Nails
Slim Anus? You damn right, slim anus
I dont get fucked in mine like you two little flamin faggots
Cause Im just Marshall Mathers
Im not a wrestler guy
Ill knock you out if you talk about me
Come and see me on the streets alone
If you assholes doubt me
And if you wanna run your mouth
Then come take your best shot at me
Is it because you love me that yall expect so much of me?
You little groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy
Now because of this blonde mop thats on top
Of this fucked up head that Ive got, Ive gone pop?
The underground just spunned around and did a 360
Now these kids diss me and act like some big sissies
Oh, he just did some shit with Missy
So now he thinks hes too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy
My fuckin bitch moms suin for ten-million
She must want a dollar for every pill Ive been stealin
Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the habit?
All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her mattress
Which is it, bitch: Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers?
It doesnt matter, faggot
Talkin about I fabricated my past
Hes just aggravated I wont ejaculate in his ass
So tell me, what the hell is a fella to do?
For every million I make, another relative sues
Family fightin and fussin over who wants to invite me to supper
All of a sudden I got ninety-some cousins
A half-brother and sister who never seen me
Or even bothered to call me until they saw me on TV
Now everybodys so happy and proud
Im finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriends house
And then to top it off I walked to the newsstand
To buy this cheap-ass little magazine with a food stamp
Skipped to the last page, flipped right fast
And what do I see? A picture of my big white ass
Okay, let me give you motherfuckers some help
Uh, here, XXL! XXL!
Now your magazine shouldnt have so much trouble to sell
Aw, fuck it, Ill even buy a couple myself
Cause Im just Marshall Mathers
Im just a regular guy
I dont know why all the fuss about me
Nobody ever gave a fuck before
All they did was doubt me
Now everybody wanna run their mouth
And try to take shots at me
Because Im just Marshall Mathers
Im just a regular guy
I dont know why all the fuss about me
Nobody ever gave a fuck before
All they did was doubt me
Now everybody wanna run their mouth
And try to take shots at me 117Embed |
Speedom Lyrics
I get to bustin like Im a thirty ought six
When Im rippin the beat up, but then I heard he got pissed
When I got at the top and they made him purty hot
Cause he knowin that Tecca Nina the dirty chop
Hes handle, holmes, heres a handful
How in the hell he hoverin havin hella go ham though?
I said to Seven, Richie Havensll be the man
So we put it together thinkin Eminem was a gamble
Guess not, cause he be the guest spot
Kaliko said, What we doin? – I said to him, Lets chop!
So now the people finally get three of the best locked
Never be another choppers comin so lets rock, nigga!
Youre on, people got to wonderin if its a for sure song
Yes, I got another killer makin a tour strong
If you thinkin of battlin—uh, youre gone!
Nobody can catch him, he the Speedy Gonzales
The beat is a problem
And if you got your feet in your mouth
You gon have to beat it up out of him
Its a lot of em, and I mean a lot of em
And me and Nina used to follow them
Ive got to audibly body them
This is it, man, the hitman, the Ip Man, karate em
And if fans will lift hands, well get dancin out of em
And in Kansas advanced to withstand a pile of em
Who stands with two hands up movin the crowd of em
If I aint makin sense
Then you better sample the amp of it like the bass
It aint ever been a gift for me to heat em
I beat em, I burn em
They never heard of us, but look at em turnin up
I slap the shirt off a super simpleton, make em be impotent
If and when I be flippin, niggas be feminine
I said the purpose to pimp a pen
And reverse the conditions Im livin in
And do bigger numbers than Eminem
Gotta be fast, or Ill smash on a nigga
With half the cash Im a little sicker, quicker than you figure
I make em shiver bigger than the winter
If you half-ass deliverin Ima eat your dinner
Better than mine, oh no, not me, I mean other guys
I jump around, so do that mean that Im rubberized?
Me and N9ne master, meaning we murderize
Well bleed em, beat em til they be gone, feed em!
Speedom!
Speedom!
Speedom!
Speedom!
Speedom!
Speedom!
Speedom!
Speedom!
Sometimes I feel
Like Ill never slow down
Sometimes I feel
Like Ill never slow down
Wait! Fore I wreck this beat, let me just check to see
If Stephanie Mills left any extra refills
Of ecstasy pills next to me, in the seats spilled
Or she eat em all with a breakfast drink
Im in the habit of grabbin a mic and babblin, I dabble in Vics
But I might just swallow my fuckin Ritalin tablet after tonight
Im grabbin it right from the medicine cabinet
Cause thats what its like, and attackin it like a Dracula bite
Jetpack in a backpack when I write
All this anger pent-up inside
I went up inside a Bennigans diner with a cigarette lighter
Figured Id try to set a big enough fire
Thatll trigger the sprinkler system
And Id escape, but the getaway driver
Screwed up my limo, collided with the center divider
I went through the window
And ended up being pinned to the side
Of a semi fender beside a friend of the guys wife Brenda
The flight attendant from Idaho
That took an antenna in the vagina hole
Cause when I pick up a pen Im venomous
And Im as slick as Dennis the Menace
Like an evil dental hygienist, sinister
Youve been yellin dementedness
I invented this, Im the genesis
Eminem is a nemesis to a feminist
Fuckin smart alec degenerate, I got Ellen DeGeneres
Tryna tell me these men are just full of jealousy, envious
Of female independence, hell with a clitoris, hit or miss
You will never consider this a bitter disappointment
Ill never fail to deliver this
Whatever the weather in thisll be
Just like a certificate of authenticity that Im thinkin about
Just tryna think of the quickest and sickest way
To make em picket, I pick a day to be a prick
Then Im pickin the wickedest shit to say
Spit it back on a level, incredible
Head full of Red Bull, unforgettable
Better believe these beats are edible
I consider loose leaf a vegetable
And I stalk my prey
You think you got away? Uh-uh, not today
Murder you on a song and then Ill just say
I was with Dr. Dre and Robert Blake, eatin lobster, steak
And coffee cake at a restaurant with Drake
And Tech just gotta make sure that our stories corroborate
Im a lot to take, like Kanye walkin up on the stage
For Beyoncé, like its my job to say
That youre not a real artist, but its my obligation
Honest Abe is on his way, you will not escape
Ammunition replenished, the Punisher
With his gun insured, hundred words
In a clip, other words motherfuckers better run
If youre not lookin to get run over by the roadrunner
No wonder no one dont wanna go
And jump in front of a fuckin runaway locomotive
Or get thrown up under it just tryna fuck with the—
Speedom!
Speedom!
Speedom!
Speedom!
Speedom!
Speedom!
Speedom!
Speedom!
Sometimes I feel
Like Ill never slow down
Sometimes I feel
Like Ill never slow down
Im the fury, the final fight
I flip it on fraudulent fellas for feelin fright
I flick it on fire, finish him when the flow in flight
Feminine fakers fall, Im floggin a foe with a fife
Never forget it, I severed the head of a critic
I sped up and did it, you trippin to be a dead epidemic
Or wet up a clinic, and make a bloody redder percentage
Of an addict whos havin to get the lead of a cynic
I was never the Devil, I put up a fight up in the industry
Pedal to metal, we givin the light, a lot of energy
We reppin, beat checkin he that be Koba
If hes the evil enemy itll be over
Running you down, in front of your town
You ever makin fun of the clown, Im gunnin you down
We doin it under the ground, a wonderful sound
If anybody come at the hound, no onell be found, bitch!
Would never be choppin without Slick Rick
I got it from the record Lick the Balls and this dick
If you never listen to me, you musical misfit
Nah, cause every time I be droppin I get bit
Im hearin a lot of rappers, they tryin to spit quick
But the Middle West got em and we kill em in this bitch
If you aint in my circle of choppers you missed it
Cause me and my nigga Twista rule it—and this it
Speedom!
Speedom!
Speedom!
Speedom!
Speedom!
Speedom!
Speedom!
Speedom!
Sometimes I feel
Like Ill never slow down
Sometimes I feel
Like Ill never slow down
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Criminal Lyrics
A lot of people ask me stupid fuckin questions
A lot of people think that what I say on a record
Or what I talk about on a record
That I actually do in real life or that I believe in it
Or if I say that I wanna kill somebody
That Im actually gonna do it or that I believe in it
Well, shit, if you believe that, then Ill kill you
You know why? Cause Im a criminal!
Criminal! Youre goddamn right
Im a criminal! Yeah, Im a criminal!
My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
Thatll stab you in the head, whether youre a fag or lez
Or a homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress, hate fags? The answers yes
Homophobic? Nah, youre just heterophobic
Starin at my jeans, watchin my genitals bulgin
Thats my motherfuckin balls, youd better let go of em
They belong in my scrotum, youll never get hold of em!
Hey, its me, Versace! Whoops, somebody shot me!
And I was just checkin the mail, get it? Checkin the male?
How many records you expectin to sell
After your second LP sends you directly to jail?
Come on, relax, guy! I like gay men
Right, Ken? Give me an amen!
Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus
Heal this child, help us destroy these demons
Oh, and please send me a brand new car
And a prostitute while my wifes sick in the hospital
Preacher, preacher! Fifth grade teacher!
You cant reach me, my mom cant neither
You cant teach me a goddamn thing cause
I watch TV and Comcast cable
And you aint able to stop these thoughts
You cant stop me from toppin these charts
And you cant stop me from droppin each March
With a brand new CD for these fuckin retards
And to think, its just little ol me
Mr. Dont-Give-a-Fuck still wont leave
Im a criminal!
Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think its a crime
To tell em whats on my mind, I guess Im a criminal!
I dont gotta say a word, I just flip em the bird
And keep goin, I dont take shit from no one
Im a criminal!
Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think its a crime
To tell em whats on my mind, I guess Im a criminal!
I dont gotta say a word, I just flip em the bird
And keep goin, I dont take shit from no one
The mother did drugs, hard liquor, cigarettes and speed
The baby came out, disfigured ligaments, indeed
It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she
Dont dare make fun of that baby, cause that baby was me
Im a criminal, an animal caged who turned crazed
But how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you werent raised?
So as I got older and I got a lot taller
My dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger
I drank more liquor to fuck you up quicker
Than youd wanna fuck me up for sayin the word—
My morals went thhbbpp when the president got oral
Sex in his Oval Office on top of his desk off of his own employee
Now, dont ignore me, you wont avoid me
You cant miss me: Im white, blonde-haired, and my nose is pointy
Im the bad guy who makes fun of people that die
In plane crashes and laughs as long as it aint happenin to him
Slim Shady, Im as crazy as Em-
-inem and Kim combined
In place of the Doctor cause Dre couldnt make it today
Hes a little under the weather, so Im takin his place
Oh, thats Dre with an AK to his face
Dont make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place
I told you, Dre, you shouldve kept that thang put away
I guess thatll teach you not to let me play with it, eh?
Im a criminal!
MEL-MAN: Aight, look
EMINEM: Uh-huh
MEL-MAN: Just go up in that motherfucker, get the motherfuckin money and get the fuck up outta there
EMINEM: Aight
MEL-MAN: Ill be right here waitin on you
EMINEM: Aight
MEL-MAN: Yo, Em
EMINEM: What?!
MEL-MAN: Dont kill nobody this time
EMINEM: Awwright… goddamn, this motherfucker gets on my fuckin nerves!
{Whistling} How you doin?
TELLER: Hi, how can I help you?
EMINEM: Yeah, I need to make a withdrawal
TELLER: Okay
EMINEM: Put the fuckin money in the bag, bitch, and I wont kill you!
TELLER: What? Oh my God, dont kill me!
EMINEM: Im not gonna kill you, bitch, quit lookin around
TELLER: Dont kill me, Ive got two kids at home dont kill me!
EMINEM: I said Im not gonna fuckin kill you
TELLER: Dont kill me!
EMINEM: Hurry the fuck up! {Gunshot} Thank you!
Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
So Ill be disguised in it and if anybody identifies
The guy in it, I hide for five minutes
Come back, shoot the eyewitness
Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
Die bitches, bastards, brats, pets
This puppys lucky I didnt blast his ass yet
If I ever gave a fuck, Id shave my nuts
Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck
You motherfuckin chickens aint brave enough
To say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut
Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up
To make you mad, so kiss my white naked ass
And if its not a rapper that I make it as
Ima be a fuckin rapist in a Jason mask
Im a criminal!
Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think its a crime
To tell em whats on my mind, I guess Im a criminal!
I dont gotta say a word, I just flip em the bird
And keep goin, I dont take shit from no one
Im a criminal!
Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think its a crime
To tell em whats on my mind, I guess Im a criminal!
I dont gotta say a word, I just flip em the bird
And keep goin, I dont take shit from no one
Im a criminal!
Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think its a crime
To tell em whats on my mind, I guess Im a criminal!
I dont gotta say a word, I just flip em the bird
And keep goin, I dont take shit from no one
Im a criminal!
Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think its a crime
To tell em whats on my mind, I guess Im a criminal!
I dont gotta say a word, I just flip em the bird
And keep goin, I dont take shit from no one
Im a criminal!179Embed |
Kill You Lyrics
When I was just a little baby boy
My momma used to tell me these crazy things
She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man
She used to tell me he hated me
But then I got a little bit older
And I realized she was the crazy one
But there was nothin I could do or say to try to change it
Cause thats just the way she was
They said I cant rap about bein broke no more
They aint say I cant rap about coke no more
Slut, you think I wont choke no whore
Til them vocal cords dont work in her throat no more?
These motherfuckers are thinkin Im playing
Thinkin Im sayin this shit cause Im thinkin it just to be sayin it
Put your hands down, bitch—I aint gon shoot you
Ima pull you to this bullet and put it through you
Shut up, slut! Youre causin too much chaos
Just bend over and take it like a slut—okay, Ma?
Oh, now hes rapin his own mother
Abusin a whore, snortin coke
And we gave him the Rollin Stone cover?
Youre goddamn right, bitch, and now its too late
Im triple platinum and tragedies happened in two states
I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile vicious
Vain Vicodin, vrin vrin vrin!
Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all
Danglin from his neck while his head barely hangs on
Blood, guts, guns, cuts
Knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts
Bitch, Ima kill you! You dont wanna fuck with me
Girls neither, you aint nothin but a slut to me
Bitch, Ima kill you! You aint got the balls to beef
We aint gon never stop beefin, I dont squash the beef
You better kill me, Ima be another rapper dead
For poppin off at the mouth with shit I shouldnt have said
But when they kill me, Im bringin the world with me
Bitches too, you aint nothin but a girl to me
I said you dont wanna fuck with Shady
Cause Shady will fuckin kill you
I said you dont wanna fuck with Shady
Cause Shady will fuckin kill you
Bitch, Ima kill you! Like a murder weapon, Ima conceal you
In a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you
Fuck with me, I been through Hell, shut the hell up
Im tryna develop these pictures of the Devil to sell em
I aint acid rap, but I rap on acid
Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added
Whoops! Is that a subliminal hint?
No, just criminal intent to sodomize women again
Eminem offend? No, Eminemll insult
And if you ever give in to him, you give him an impulse
To do it again, then if he does it again
Youll probably end up jumpin out of somethin up on the tenth
Bitch, Ima kill you! I aint done, this aint the chorus
I aint even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest
A bloodstain is orange after you wash it
Three or four times in a tub, but thats normal, aint it, Norman?
Serial killer hidin murder material
In a cereal box on top of your stereo
Here we go again, were out of our medicine
Out of our minds and we want in yours: let us in
Or Ima kill you! You dont wanna fuck with me
Girls neither, you aint nothin but a slut to me
Bitch, Ima kill you! You aint got the balls to beef
We aint gon never stop beefin, I dont squash the beef
You better kill me, Ima be another rapper dead
For poppin off at the mouth with shit I shouldnt have said
But when they kill me, Im bringin the world with me
Bitches too, you aint nothin but a girl to me
I said you dont wanna fuck with Shady
Cause Shady will fuckin kill you
I said you dont wanna fuck with Shady
Cause Shady will fuckin kill you
Know why I say these things?
Cause ladies screams keep creepin in Shadys dreams
And the way things seem, I shouldnt have to pay these shrinks
These 80 Gs a week to say the same things tweece
Twice, whatever, I hate these things
Fuck shots, I hope the weedll outweigh these drinks
Motherfuckers want me to come on their radio shows
Just to argue with em cause their ratings stink
Fuck that! Ill choke radio announcer to bouncer
From fat bitch to all seventy thousand pounds of her
From principal to the student body and counselor
From in-school to before school to outta school
I dont even believe in breathing
Im leavin air in your lungs
Just to hear you keep screamin for me to seep it
Okay, Im ready to go play, I got the machete from O. J.
Im ready to make everyones throats ache
You faggots keep eggin me on
Til I have you at knifepoint, then you beg me to stop
Shut up! Give me your hands and feet
I said shut up when Im talkin to you
You hear me? Answer me!
Or Ima kill you! You dont wanna fuck with me
Girls neither, you aint nothin but a slut to me
Bitch, Ima kill you! You dont got the balls to beef
We aint gon never stop beefin, I dont squash the beef
You better kill me, Ima be another rapper dead
For poppin off at the mouth with shit I shouldnt have said
But when they kill me, Im bringin the world with me
Bitches too, you aint nothin but a girl to me
Bitch, Ima kill you!
You dont wanna fuck with Shady
Cause Shady will fuckin kill you
I said you dont wanna fuck with Shady
Cause Shady will fuckin kill you
Ha-ha-ha, Im just playin, ladies
You know I love you156Embed |
I Need a Doctor Lyrics
Im about to lose my mind
Youve been gone for so long
Im runnin out of time
I need a doctor, call me a doctor
I need a doctor, doctor
To bring me back to life
I told the world, one day I would pay it back
Say it on tape, and lay it, record it
So that one day I could play it back
But I dont even know if I believe it when Im sayin that
Doubts startin to creep in, every day, its just so gray and black
Hope, I just need a ray of that, cause no one sees my vision
When I play it for em, they just say its wack
But they dont know what dope is
And I dont know if I was awake or asleep when I wrote this
All I know is, you came to me when I was at my lowest
You picked me up, breathed new life in me, I owe my life to you
But for the life of me, I dont see why you dont see like I do
But it just dawned on me you lost a son
Demons fightin you, its dark
Let me turn on the lights and brighten me and enlighten you
I dont think you realize what you mean to me
Not the slightest clue
Cause me and you were like a crew, I was like your sidekick
You gon either wanna fight when I get off this fuckin mic
Or you gon hug me, but Im outta options
Theres nothin else I can do cause—
Im about to lose my mind
Youve been gone for so long
Im runnin out of time
I need a doctor, call me a doctor
I need a doctor, doctor
To bring me back to life
It hurts when I see you struggle, you come to me with ideas
You say theyre just pieces, so Im puzzled
Cause the shit I hear is crazy
But youre either gettin lazy or you dont believe in you no more
Seems like your own opinions, not one you can form
Cant make a decision, you keep questionin yourself
Second guessin and its almost like youre beggin for my help
Like Im your leader, youre supposed to fuckin be my mentor
I can endure no more, I demand you remember who you are
It was you who believed in me when everyone was tellin you
Dont sign me, everyone at the fuckin label, lets tell the truth
You risked your career for me, I know it as well as you
Nobody wanted to fuck with the white boy
Dre, Im cryin in this booth
You saved my life, now maybe its my turn to save yours
But I can never repay you, what you did for me is way more
But I aint givin up faith, and you aint givin up on me
Get up, Dre, Im dyin, I need you
Come back, for fucks sake, cause—
Im about to lose my mind
Youve been gone for so long
Im runnin out of time
I need a doctor, call me a doctor
I need a doctor, doctor
To bring me back to life
Bring me back to life
Bring me back to life
I need a doctor, doctor
To bring me back to life
It literally feels like a lifetime ago
But I still remember the shit like it was just yesterday, though
You walked in, yellow jump suit, whole room, cracked jokes
Once you got inside the booth, told you, mic smoke
Went through friends, some of them I put on, but they just left
They said they was ridin to the death
But where the fuck are they now, now that I need them?
I dont see none of them, all I see is Slim
Fuck all you fair-weather friends, all I need is him
Fuckin backstabbers
When the chips were down, you just laughed at us
Now you bout to feel the fuckin wrath of Aftermath, faggots
You gon see us in our lab jackets and ask where the fuck we been?
You can kiss my indecisive ass crack, maggots
And the crackers ass, little cracker jack beat
Makin wack math, backwards producers; Im back, bastards
One more CD and then Im packin up my bags
And as Im leavin, Ill guarantee theyll scream:
Dre, dont leave us like that, man, cause—
Im about to lose my mind
Youve been gone for so long
Im runnin outta time
I need a doctor, call me a doctor
I need a doctor, doctor
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Kim Lyrics
Aw, look at daddys baby girl
Thats daddys baby, little sleepy head
Yesterday I changed your diaper
Wiped you and powdered you
How did you get so big?
Cant believe it, now youre two
Baby, youre so precious, Daddys so proud of you
Sit down, bitch! You move again, Ill beat the shit out of you!
Dont make me wake this baby!
She dont need to see what Im bout to do!
Quit crying, bitch! Why do you always make me shout at you?!
How could you just leave me and love him out the blue?!
Oh, whats the matter, Kim? Am I too loud for you?
Too bad, bitch! Youre gonna finally hear me out this time!
At first Im like, Aight, you wanna throw me out, thats fine!
But not for him to take my place, are you out your mind?!
This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine!
How could you let him sleep in our bed?! Look it, Kim!
Look at your husband now! I said look at him!
He aint so hot now, is he?
Little punk!
Shut the fuck up!
You think I give a fuck?!
Cmon! Were going for a ride, bitch! Sit up front!
Well be right back — well, I will, youll be in the trunk
So long, bitch, you did me so wrong
I dont wanna go on
Living in this world without you
So long, bitch, you did me so wrong
I dont wanna go on
Living in this world without you
You really fucked me, Kim, you really did a number on me!
Never knew me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
But we was kids then, Kim, I was only eighteen
That was years ago, I thought we wiped the slate clean
Thats fucked up! Oh God, my brain is racin
What are you doing? Change the station!
I hate this song! Does this look like a big joke?
Theres a -year-old little
Laying dead with a slit throat in your living room!
Ha-ha! What, you think Im kiddin you?!
You loved him, didnt you?
Bullshit, you bitch! Dont fucking lie to me!
What the fucks this guys problem on the side of me?
Fuck you, asshole! Yeah, bite me!
Kim? Kim! Why dont you like me?
You think Im ugly, dontchu? No, you think Im ugly
Get the fuck away from me! Dont touch me!
I hate you! I hate you! I swear to God, I hate you!
Oh my God, I love you! How the fuck could you do this to me?!
How the fuck could you do this to me?!
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So long, bitch, you did me so wrong
I dont wanna go on
Living in this world without you
So long, bitch, you did me so wrong
I dont wanna go on
Living in this world without you
Come on, get out!
I said get out, bitch!
Fuck you!
You did this to us! You did it! Its your fault!
Oh my God, Im crackin up Get a grip, Marshall!
Hey, remember the time we went to Brians party
And you were, like, so drunk that you threw up all over Archie?
That was funny, wasnt it?
That was funny, wasnt it?!
See, it all makes sense, doesnt it?
You and your husband have a fight, one of you tries to grab a knife
And during the struggle he accidentally gets his Adams apple sliced
And while this is going on, his son just woke up
And he walks in, she panics, and he gets his throat cut
So now they both dead
And you slash your own throat
So now its double homicide and suicide with no note
I shoulda known better when you started to act weird
We coulda— hey, where you going? Get back here!
You cant run from me, Kim! Its just us, nobody else
Youre only making this harder on yourself!
Ha-ha, gotcha! Go ahead, yell!
Here, Ill scream with you, Ah! Somebody help!
Dont you get it, bitch? No one can hear you!
Now shut the fuck up, and get whats comin to you!
You were supposed to love me!
Now bleed, bitch, bleed! Bleed, bitch, bleed! Bleed!
So long, bitch, you did me so wrong
I dont wanna go on
Living in this world without you
So long, bitch, you did me so wrong
I dont wanna go on
Living in this world without you
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Believe Lyrics
And I started from the bottom
Like a snowman—ground-up
Like round chuck, and still put hands on you
Stayin wound up is how I spend time
Sucker free, confidence high
Such a breeze when I pen rhymes
I just got that air about me like wind chimes
Nother day in the life
Used to have to scrape to get by
Now my communitys gated and I
Made it and my neighbors say hi
Im givin em pounds, Im upscale now
Guess it means Im way in the sky
But I still remember the days of
Minimum wage for general labor
Welfare recipient since a minor
Look how government assistance has made ya!
Adversity, if at first you dont succeed
Put your temper to more use
Cause bein brokes a poor excuse
That should only give you more fuel
Show em why youre you
So close, God, its like I almost got it
But close only counts in time bombs and horseshoes
So I Unabomb shit—tick, tick, tick—no remorse, pew!
Screw it, Im lit, and that attitude I blew up on quick
Thats why they call me firecracker
I grew up on WIC—wick, wick, wick—with a short fuse
I got some important news to report to
Anyone who thought I was done: nah bitch, not quite
Spotlights back on, got my faith, wheres yours?
Do you still believe in me?
Didnt I give everything I had to give you to make you see?
Ill never forget if you turn your back on me now
And walk out, I will never let you live it down
Ill never quit, do you still believe in me?
Man, I know sometimes
These thoughts can be harsh and cold as ice
To me theyre just ink blots
I just fling em like slingshots and so precise
So you might wanna think it over twice
Or you retards can roll the dice
But beef will at least cost you your career
Cause even my cheap shots are overpriced
But this middle fingers free as a bird
Nuke warhead at birth, hugest forehead on Earth
Too short for the verse, studied his formula, learned
How to incorporate a curse
Point it towards corporate America
Stick a fork in and turn
Cause four-letter words are more better heard
The world force-fed a turd to me, youre getting yours
But sometimes I overdo it, but I just get so into it
I was there consolin you when no one knew it
When your situation showed no improvement
I was that door, you walked over to it
Im the light at the end of the tunnel
So people are always lookin to me as theyre goin through it
When that tunnel vision is unclear
Shit becomes too much to bear
Since Cleanin Out My Closet
When I was havin trouble with the snare
Im that unrealistic prayer answered
And Ima get you jacked up like youre tryna fix a flat, uh
When you struggle with despair
That double-fisted, bare-knuckles coupled with this pair
Of nuts Im cuppin, I am your fuck it switch, nothin can compare
Do you still believe in me?
Didnt I give everything I had to give you to make you see?
Ill never forget if you turn your back on me now
And walk out, I will never let you live it down
Ill never quit, do you still believe in me?
Started from the bottom like a snowman
Oh man, put that in your corncob pipe and smoke that
But my batterys low, Ima need a boost to my pack
And I know that I always got Proof at my back
I called you Proof because I knew for a fact
My ace in the hole, homie, Im callin on you
Cause I think Im slowly startin to lose faith in it, so
Give me that inkling and mo–
–tivation to go, Hussein with the flow
Fake fans that are two-faced didnt show
Let heartbeats loop, produce hate in my soul
Layin vocals two days in a row
True statement, hate to go down this road
But theres only one route to cross this bridge
So I walk in this bitch with loose change
Cause all my dues paid, but this booths takin its toll
But its never too late to start a new beginnin
That goes for you too, so what the fuck you gon do?
Use the tools youre given!
Or youre gon use the cards youre dealt
As an excuse for you to not do shit with em?
I used to play the loser/victim
Til I saw the way Proof was driven
I found my vehicle and I havent ran out of gas yet
And when they stacked decks, turn handicaps into assets
Fanny packs, hourglasses
If time was on my side, Id still have none to waste
Man, in my younger days
That dream was so much fun to chase
Its like Id run in place
While this shit dangled in front of my face
But how do you keep up the pace
And the hunger pangs once youve won the race?
When that dual exhaust is coolin off
Cause you dont got nothin left to prove at all
Cause you done already hit em with the coup de grâce
Still you feel the need to go full tilt
That Bruce Willis, that Blue Steel, that true skill
When that wheels loose, I wont lose will
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Fast Lane Lyrics
Uh, first verse, uh, Im on til Im on an island
My lifes ridin on the autobahn on autopilot
Before I touch dirt or kill yall with kindness
I kill ya, my natural personas much worse
Youve been warned if youve been borned or if you conformed
Slap up a cop and then snatch him out of his uniform
Leave him with his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on
And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn
Yall niggas intellect mad slow, yall fags know
Claimin you bangin, you flamin
Bet you could light your own cigarette with your asshole
Me and Shady deaded the past, so
That basically resurrected my cashflow
I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke
Though I aint wrapped tight, my blood types the 80s
My 90s was like the Navy, you was like the Bradys
You still fly kites daily
Catch me in my Mercedes, bumpin Ice Ice Baby
Screaming, Shady til I die!
Like a half a pair of dice, lifes crazy
So I live it to the fullest til Im Swayze
And you only live it once, so Im thinking bout this nice, nice lady
Wait, no, stop me now fore I get on a roll
Let me tell you what this pretty little dames name is cause shes kinda famous
And I hope that I dont sound too heinous when I say this
Nicki Minaj, but I wanna stick my penis in your anus
You morons think that Im a genius
Really, I belong inside a dang insane asylum
Came to drive them trailer parks crazy
I am back, and I am razor-sharp, baby
And thats back with a capital B with an exclamation mark
Maybe you should listen when I flip the linguistics
‘Cause I wanna rip this mystical slick shit
You dont wanna become another victim, a statistic of this shit
‘Cause after I spit the bullets, Ima treat these shell casings like a soccer ball
Ima kick the ballistics; so get this dick, Ima live this—
Im livin life in the fast lane
Movin at the speed of life and I cant slow down
Only got a gallon in the gas tank
But Im almost at the finish line, so I cant stop now
I dont really know where Im headed , just enjoyin the ride
Just gon roll til I drop and ride til I die
Im livin life in the fast lane
Im livin life in the fast lane
Uh, yeah, my whole goal as a poets to be relaxed in orbit
At war with a bottle as Captain Morgan attacks my organs
My slow flow is euphoric, its like I rap endorphins
I made a pact with the devil that says
Ill let you take me, you let me take a shovel
Dig up the corpse of Jack Kevorkian
Go back and forthin, more beef than you can pack a fork in
Im livin the life of the infinite enemy, down
My tenement chimney now, the semi’s the remedy, pow
Spin him around, enterin in the vicinity now
Was called M&M, but he threw away the candy and ate the rapper
Chewed him up , and spitted him out
Girl, giddy-up, now get-get down
Hes lookin around this club
And it looks like people are havin a shit-fit now
Yeah, little tr-tr-trailer trash, take a look whos back in t-t-town
Did I st-st-stutter, motherfucker?
Fuck the mall, he shuts the whole motherfuckin Walmart
D-d-down every time he comes a-r-r-round
And he came to the club tonight with 59 to hold this bitch down
Like a motherfuckin chick underwater hes tryin to dr-dr-drown
Shorty, when you dance, you got me captivated
Just by the way that you keep lickin them dick-suckin lips
Im agitated, aggravated
To the point you dont suck my dick
Then youre gonna get decapitated
Other words, you dont fuckin give me head
Then Ima have to take it
And then after takin that Ima catch a case, its gon be fascinatin
Its gon say the whole rap game passed away on top of the affidavit
Graduated from master debater, slash massive masturbator
To Michael Jacksons activator
Meanin Im on fire off the top, might wanna back up data
Rollin over hip-hop in a verbal tractor trailer
Homie, they sick, you could normally ask a hater
Dont it make sense?
That these shell casings is just like a bag of paper
Dropped in the lap of a tax evader, homie, they spent
Now make that ass drop like a sack of potatoes
Girl, Im the crack-a-lator, percolator of this party
Be my penis ejaculator later
Tell your boyfriend that you just struck paydirt
You rollin with a player
You wont be exaggeratin when you say youre livin
Im livin life in the fast lane
Movin at the speed of life and I cant slow down
Only got a gallon in the gas tank
But Im almost at the finish line, so I cant stop now
I dont really know where Im headed , just enjoyin the ride
Just gon roll til I drop and ride til I die
Im livin life in the fast lane
Im livin life in the fast lane
Pedal to the metal
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Darkness Lyrics
I dont wanna be alone, I dont wanna be
I dont wanna be alone in the darkness
I dont wanna be alone in the darkness
I dont wanna be alone in the darkness anymore
Here I am, alone again
Cant get out of this hole Im in
Its like the walls are closin in
You cant help me, no one can
I can feel these curtains closin
I go to open em
But something pulls em closed again
Feels like Im loathing in Las Vegas
Havent got the vaguest why Im so lost
But Id make you this small wager
If I bet you Ill be in tomorrows paper
Who would the odds favor?
Im so much like my father, you would think that I knew him
I keep pacin this room, Valium, then chase it with booze
One little taste, itll do
Maybe Ill take it and snooze, then tear up the stage in a few
Fuck the Colt 45, Ima need somethin stronger
If I pop any caps, it better be off of vodka
Round after round after round, Im gettin loaded
Thats a lot of shots, huh?
And I dont wanna be alone in the darkness
I dont wanna be alone in the darkness
I dont wanna be alone in the darkness anymore
Now Im starin at the room service menu off a benzo
I can hear the music continue to crescendo
I can see the whole fuckin venue from my window
Thats when you know youre schizo
Cause I keep peekin out the curtain from the hotel
The music is so loud
But its almost as though I dont hear no sound
I should get ready for the show now
Wait, is this the whole crowd? I thought this shit was sold out
But its only the opening act, its early, dont overreact
Then something told me relax
And just hope for the show to be packed
Dont wanna hit the stage before they fill each row to the max
Cause thatd be totally wack
You cant murder a show nobodys at
But what if nobody shows? Panic mode
Bout to snap and go motherfuckin wacko at any second
Bout to cancel the show just as fans below rush the entrance
Plan is a go to wreck shit, cameras in all directions
The press is bout to go ape shit, bananas on all the networks
Commando with extra clips, I got ammo for all the hecklers
Im armed to the teeth, another Valium, fall off the bed
Hit the ground and crawl to the dresser
Alcohol on my breath as I reach for the scope
Im blackin out, Im all out of meds
With them benzodiazepines gone
Now its just magazines sprawled out on the floor
Fuck the media, Im goin all out, this is war
And I dont wanna be alone in the darkness
I dont wanna be alone in the darkness
I dont wanna be alone in the darkness anymore
People start to show up, time to start the show up
Its 10:05 PM and the curtain starts to go up
And Im already sweatin, but Im locked and loaded
For rapid fire spittin for all the concert-goers
Scopes for sniper vision, surprise from out of nowhere
As I slide the clip in from inside the hotel
Leanin out the window, going Keyser Söze
Finger on the trigger, but Im a licensed owner
With no prior convictions, so law says skys the limit
So my supplys infinite, strapped like Im a soldier
Got em hopping over walls and climbing fences
Some of them John Travolta, staying alive by inches
Cops are knockin, oh fuck, thought I blocked the entrance
Guess show time is over
No suicide note, just a note for target distance
But if youd like to know the reason why I did this
Youll never find a motive, truth is I have no idea
I am just as stumped, no signs of mental illness
Just tryin to show ya the reason why were so fucked
Cause by the time its over, wont make the slightest difference
And I dont wanna be alone in the darkness
I dont wanna be alone in the darkness
I dont wanna be alone in the darkness anymore
Yeah, we do have some breaking news from the Associated Press right now
Just gonna bring that up because we are hearing—
We have told you that the shooter is dead
And we have just learned that police are saying that the Las Vegas shooter killed himself
That is the bartender there at Mandalay Bay and I believe were going to hear more from her
Yeah, we just wanted to share that with you
You can see behind me here, this is what he looks like
Now we did just tell you that police just earlier...
Metro was telling us that he killed himself inside the hotel room
Good morning, as we come to you on the air
We bring you breaking news, a school shooting
Another school shooting
Reports of a number of fatalities, and this time it is in Santa Fe, Texas
That is just outside Galveston
A mass shooting a Southern Californian school
We are following breaking news this morning
Another deadly school shooting
This one in Santa Fe, Texas, thats just outside Houston
Twenty-six killed and twenty others wounded
At least nine people have been killed
Five people dead
The attacker opening fire outside the church during a morning worship session
He unloaded the chaotic and terror, making his way inside
This, a deadly shooting at a food festival in Northern California
Three people so far dead
Breaking news
A deadly shooting at a newspaper office in Annapolis
Newly-released surveillance video shows the moments leading up to a mass shooting in Dayton, Ohio
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Evil Twin Lyrics
Yeah
Tryna figure out the difference
But I think—think the lines are starting to get blurred
Im in a strange place
I feel like Ma$e when he gave up the game for his faith
I feel like Im caged in these chains and restraints
Grimmin every stranger in the place while I gaze into space
‘Cause Im mentally rearrangin his face
I need a change of pace
‘Cause the pace Im workin ats dangerous
Theres nowhere to dump this anger, and thanks to this angst
I done quit chicken heads cold turkey
And started slowly roastin em
‘Cause thats where most of my anger is based
Fuck your feelings
I feel like I play for the Saints
I just wanna hurt you—aim for the skanks
Then aim for all these fake Kanyes, Jays, Waynes, and the Drakes
Im frustrated ‘cause aint no more NSync, now Im all out of whack
Im all out of Backstreet Boys to call out and attack
Im goin all out in this rap shit and whatever the fallout is, Im strapped for battle
Suck a duck, crawl out the back—its a bar fight
Prepare your arsenal
And beware of bar stools flyin through the air and bottles breakin, mirrors also
And I aint stoppin til the swear jars full
You done called every woman a slut but youre forgetting Sarah, Marshall
Oh, my bad, slut! And next time I show up to court
Ill be naked and just wear a law suit
Judge be like, Thats sharp
How much that motherfucker cost you, smart-ass?
Youre lucky I dont tear it off you
And jump your bones, you sexy motherfucker!
Youre so fuckin gravy, Marshall, I should start callin you au jus
‘Cause alls you do is spit them lyrics out the wazoo
Evil Twin, take this beat now, its all you
I believe people can change but only for the worse
I coulda changed the world if it wasnt for this verse—so satanic
K-Mart chains panic ‘cause they cant even spin back the curse words
‘Cause theyre worse when theyre reversed, motherfucker
Rekcufrehtom! — Tihs!
And these kids are like parrots
They run around the house just like terrorists
Screamin, Fuck! Shit! Fuck!
Adult with a childish-like arrogance
Wild ever since the day I came out, I was like, Merits?
Fuck that! Id rather be loud, and I like swearin
From the first album even the gals were like, Tight lyrics, dreamy eyes!
But my fuckin mouth was nightmarish
And from the start of it you felt like you were part of this and opposition felt the opposite
Sometimes I listen and revisit them old albums often as I can and skim through all them bitches to make sure I keep up with my competition
Hogger of beats, hoarder of rhymes
Borderline genius whos bored of his lines
And that sort of defines where Im at and the way I feel now
Feel like I might just strike first, then ignore the replies
Theres darkness closing in , there it goes again
It controls my pen , but that aint me, its my evil twin
But hes just a friend who pops up now and again
So dont blame me , blame him, its my evil twin
Welcome back to the land of the living, my friend
You have slept for quite some time
So whos left? Lady Gaga? Mess with the Bieber?
Nah, F with Christina
I aint fuckin with either Jessica neither: Simpson or Alba
My albums just sicker than strep with the fever
Get the Chloraseptic, Excedrin, Aleve, or
Extra Strength Tylenol 3s
Feel like Im burnin to death, but Im freezin
Bedridden and destined never to leave the
Bedroom ever again, like the legend of Heath-uh-
Ledger
My suicide notes barely legible; read the
Bottom, its signed by the Joker
Lorena said I never can leave her
Shell sever my wiener I ever deceive her
Fuck that shit, bitch! Give up my dick for pussy?
Ill be Jerry Mathers I ever left it to Beaver
Get them titties cut off tryna mess with a cleaver
Golly wolly, I vent, heat register, Jesus
Ever since 19946 Dresden it was definitely in my destiny
When on the steps, I met DeShaun at Osborn
Id never make it to sophomore
I just wanted to skip school and rap
Used to mop floors, flip burgers, and wash dishes
While I wrote rhymes, tryna get props for em
‘Cause I took book smarts and swapped for em
They were sleepin, I made em stop snorin
Made em break out the popcorn
Now Ive been hip hop in its tip-top form
Since N.W.A was blarin through my car windows
Leanin on the horn, screamin, Fuck the police, like cop porn
Flipped rap on its ear like I dropped corn
Fuck top five, bitch, Im top four
And that includes Biggie and Pac, whore
And I got an evil twin
So who the fuck you think that third and that fourth spots for?
And crazy as I am, Im much tamer than him, and Im nuts
Then again, who the fuck wants a plain Eminem?
But no ones insaner than Slim, look at that
please come in; what was your name again?
Hi! Faggot
Look whos back with a crab up his ass like a lobster crawled up there
Two rabbits, a koala bear, and a ball of hair
And youre all aware I dont got it all upstairs
Guess thats why Im an addict and its so small up there
Peace to Whitney
Jeez, just hit me
That I should call the Looney Police to come get me
‘Cause Im so sick of bein the truth
I wish someoned finally admit me
To a mental hospital with Britney
Oh, LMFAO, no way, Jo-
-se Baez couldnt beat this rap—O.J., no
Hooray, Im off the hook like Casey Anthony, hey ho
I sound like Im tryna sing the fuckin chorus to Hip Hop Hooray
No, I’m hollerin, you got bottom-end like an 8-0-8
And I whether were fuckin off that instead of your face so
Let your low-end raise, yo
Tango, what you think, ho? Slow dancin or bowling?
You tryin to hold hands with your homie?
What, you think Im lookin for romance ‘cause Im lonely?
Change that tune, you aint got a remote chance to control me
Ho, Im only vulnerable when I got a boner
Superman try to fuck me over, it wont hurt
Dont try to fix me, Im broke, so I dont work
So are you, but youre broke ‘cause you dont work
But all bullshit aside, I hit a stride
Still Shady inside, hair every bit as dyed
As it used to be when I first introduced yall to my skittish side
And blamed it on him when they tried to criticize
‘Cause we are the same
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Stronger Than I Was Lyrics
You used to say that Id never be
Nothin without you, and Id believe
Im shot in the lungs, I gasp, I cant breathe
Just lay here with me, baby, hold me please
And Id beg and Id plead, drop to knees
And Id cry and Id scream, Baby, please dont leave!
Snatch the keys from your hand, I would squeeze
And youd laugh, and youd tease
Youre just fucking with me, and you must hate me
Why do you date me, if you say I make you sick
And youve had enough of me
I smother you, Im bout to jump off the edge
But you wont break me
Youll just make me stronger than I was
Before I met you, I bet you Ill be just fine without you
And if I stumble, I wont crumble
Ill get back up and uhh
But Ima still be humble when I scream Fuck you!
‘Cause Im stronger than I was
A beautiful face is all that you have
‘Cause on the inside youre ugly and mad
But youre all that I love, I grasp, you cant leave
Please stay here with me, baby, hold me please
And Id beg and Id plead, drop to knees
And Id cry and Id scream, Baby, please dont leave!
But you left and you took everything I had left
And left nothin, nothin for me
So, please dont wake me from this dream, baby
Were still together in my head
And youre still in love with me
Til I woke up to discover that that dream was dead
But you wont break me
Youll just make me stronger than I was
Before I met you, I bet you Ill be just fine without you
And if I stumble, I wont crumble
Ill get back up and uhh
But Ima still be humble when I scream Fuck you!
‘Cause Im stronger than I was
You walked out, I almost died
It was almost a homicide
That you caused, ‘cause I was so traumatized
Felt like I was in for a long bus ride
Id rather die than you not be by my side
Cant count how many times I vomited, cried
Go to my room, turn the radio on and hide
Thought we were Bonnie and Clyde
Nah, on the inside you were Jekyll and Hyde
I felt like my whole relationship with you was a lie
It was you and I, why did I think it was ride or die?
‘Cause if you coulda took my life you woulda
Its like you put a knife through my chest
And pushed it right through to the
Other side of my back and stuck a spike too, shoulda
Put up more of a fight, but I couldnt
At the time, no one could hurt me like you coulda
Take you back now, whats the likelihood of that?
Bite me, bitch, chew on a nineteen footer!
‘Cause this morning I finally stood up
Held my chin up, finally showed a sign of life in me for the
First time since you left
And left me with nothin but shattered dreams
And the life we coulda had and we coulda been
But Im breakin out of this slump Im in
Pullin myself out of the dumps once again
Im gettin up once and for all—fuck this shit!
Ima be late for the pity party
But youre never gonna beat me to the fuckin punch again
Took it on the chin like a champ
So dont lump me in with them chump-ions
Im done bein your punching bag
It was the November 31st today
Woulda been our anniversary
Two years, but you left on the 1st of May
I wrote it on a calendar, was gonna call
But couldnt think of the words to say
But they came to me just now—so I put em in a verse to lay
And I thank you , ‘cause you made me
A better person than I was
But I hate you , ‘cause you drained me
I gave you all, you gave me none
But if you blame me , youre crazy
And after all is said and done
Im still angry, yeah, I may be
I may never trust someone
But you wont break me
Youll just make me stronger than I was
Before I met you, I bet you Ill be just fine without you
And if I stumble, I wont crumble
Ill get back up and uhh
But Ima still be humble when I scream Fuck you!
‘Cause Im stronger than I was187Embed |
Detroit vs. Everybody Lyrics
Detroit!
Tell em, if they want it
They can come get that
I swear I love my city
I just want less
See me, they salute me
They aint ready for that
Detroit vs. Everybody
Uh
I took a bite out the rotten apple by the poison tree
All these females need to email to make noise
And now things changin a lot, he fuck with my authority
Then he shall see shells, but not by the seashore if he gangbangin or not
Its simple as the alphabet, he F with me
That G shall surely see, he definitely is bout it
As retail fraud, hes weak, the honest gesture
The trigger finger round the diamond tester, we tell flaw with heat
The same soldier, its me, myself and I
Ridin round shootin my biopic in my autobiography Range Rover, this aint the squash beef state
You thinkin make-up, we thinkin Lark Voorhies face
The twin Eaglesll air his coupe, might as well ride by in an ambulance
My pairll shoot, like skydivin in Hammer pants
So call it sibling rivalry
Take his life; call it the unforgivable robbery
A wise man told me that holdin a grudge is like
Lettin somebody just live inside of your head rent-free
I dont got time to evict these clowns
Yall niggas been bitches, thats none of my business, but I dont sip tea
Ridin round his block
All he know is pitfalls, thats why he always climbin out his drop
Do you wanna ride or die?
Boy, I need no halves and halves, I want the game in entirety
Hundred percent cut; no stitches required
Welcome to Detroit, where if you get that promotion
Dont worry, man, them bullets will still be at your ass firin
I still call it safe, I would suck if I was umpirin
Boy, I hit the beat, and just treat that shit like a diary
Im offended if you hear my new shit and you aint rewindin me
Self-made, I never needed your bail or a wire, see
Im never callin collect, I call to collect
My homie wanted a Chevy, so I put my dog in the Vette
Ahh! Plus Im so loyal that that paper, boy, is all that I fetch
If the ball in my hand, then the ball in the net
Bitch, Im the D, cant no offense dunk on me
Im Mr. Big Shot, these hoes get drunk off me
Im over-respected
My mama gated communitys overprotective
So futuristic, Im already over my next bitch
Reminiscin on listenin to 50 fifty times a day
Back when tenth grade was like fifty days away
Tryna get paid fifty ways a day
Used to put fifty on the layaway
Now my closet fifty shades of grey
26, and I done lived a lifetime a few times
From futons to Grey Poupons
In church, tryna get a little savings, yeah, a coupon
I spit that A1 every day, Im hittin new primes
Now the stakes high, niggas surprised at the new lines
Takin down my number, like, You still aint got a new line?
Nah, its the same, we been laborin for years
I know it took way longer than nine months
But fuck it, its all in due time
I turned a blunt to a roach, with dreams of bein a Beatle
Dont want to, I need to, ya gotta learn to keep it cerebral
When you come up in a place
Where everyone got a piece but aint peaceful
This is just part one, wait til the sequel il bitch!
Tell em, if they want it
They can come get that
I swear I love my city
I just want less
See me, they salute me
They aint ready for that
Detroit vs. Everybody
Comin from them streets where they thirsty, starvin to eat
Just a step away from failin, thats why they call it the D
Arguably the whole reason for all of this honesty
Honestly no honor roll, but honored up in them streets
‘Cause Im a Linwood nigga, them young niggas hit ya
Put a stack on your head, youll bleed a lake on Grand River
If you think your hood harder, then I might beg to differ
Know some killers pull the trigger for a Swisher and Miller
If the blicka hit ya kisser, bet yo ass not rememberin
They say my citys tougher than two fat bitches scissorin
So, nigga, Im a veteran, retire my letterman
Have Ks in front of your school, but I aint goin to Kettering
Cough up a lung, 313 where Im from
Xan got me cross-eyed like Bernstein’s son
Any nigga try to copy, put a hole in his top
Its us vs. them, Detroit vs. Everybody
Lately it seems as if its me against the world
Like it was before my life became a movie
And they used to use my mothafuckin trailer to tease me with
But I flipped that script like a refill of
Painkillers to pop the lid off that safety seal
It made me feel amazing, Navy SEAL of bravery
And if I may reiterate, I aint even need a script
Aint bein conceited, but I made it to radio—eat a dick!
I still never ABC this shit
Mainstream appeal, but the skill is what made me iller
Since before they called Jay Dee Dilla
I was daydreamin one day I would be the shit
And if I ever end up escapin these streets
I swear that I would stay here still
And if Im crazy, Ill always be real
Dont make me steal an eighteen-wheeler
Break all of my friends out of here
And take em straight to the Mercedes dealer
Peel off back to the same block that we came from
On a rampage too crazy for me to flip
Whats makin you think I need a switch?
‘Cause Im Adrian Peterson
When hes ragin and heated and
On the way to go beat his kid?
On a track get spanked like he just did
I cant never leave this bitch
Sick of bein treated like we aint shit
But Jesus, I can see just why people quit callin me
To do features and them cyphers on BET, ‘cause if
I wasnt me I probly wouldnt
Wanna play with me neither, shit
Seems to be reachin its fever pitch
Hundred and eighty degrees in here
Shoulder blade full of cedar chips
MCs just bit off more than they can chew
Like a face full of Swedish Fish
Or Lorena with two penises
Hateful and geniusness inconvenience
And for the record, you dont want this type of static
In your life, when Im makin you cling to it
May consider tryna reinsulate your windows
May be in for another crazy winter
‘Cause so cold in the D, it is
As days begin to tick away, but aint this really
What made me into the angry bitter blonde?
But aint we sick of bein underdogs?
Dont make me unleash this shit, release this pit
May even seem as if Im yankin your chain a bit
Or maybe the way in which Im sayin shit
Is playin with you, but aint shit changin
Its still the same shit and Shadys still a lady killer
Since the day I went insane and then attacked the babysitter
With a potato peeler
And mushed her face into the entertainment center
Its like another plane just entered into Ukraine again
Or the Bermuda Triangle and
Attempted to make a safe descent
Awaiting anyone who aint affiliated, it could be danger
Did you make arrangements with the gangsters fore you came here? And if they mention us…
Tell em, if they want it
They can come get that
I swear I love my city
I just want less
See me, they salute me
They aint ready for that
Detroit vs. Everybody
What up though? Its the godfather Trick Trick
You either ridin with us or gettin rolled on
That means Detroit vs. Everybody!!
Hey, Em, let me get that instrumental
Take it down to the hood
Let the little homies get this remix crackin!
Detroit! Okay!
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White America Lyrics
America! Ha ha ha! We love you
How many people are proud to be citizens
Of this beautiful country of ours, the stripes and the stars
For the rights that men have died for to protect?
The women and men who have broke their necks
For the freedom of speech the United States government has sworn to uphold… or so were told
I never wouldve dreamed in a million years Id see
So many motherfuckin people who feel like me
Who share the same views and the same exact beliefs
Its like a fuckin army marchin in back of me
So many lives I touched, so much anger aimed
In no particular direction, just sprays and sprays
And straight through your radio waves, it plays and plays
Til it stays stuck in your head for days and days
Who wouldve thought standin in this mirror, bleachin my hair
With some peroxide, reachin for a t-shirt to wear
That I would catapult to the forefront of rap like this?
How could I predict my words would have an impact like this?
I mustve struck a chord with somebody up in the office
Cause Congress keep tellin me I aint causin nothin but problems
And now theyre sayin Im in trouble with the government
Im lovin it, I shoveled shit all my life, and now Im dumpin it on
White America! I could be one of your kids
White America! Little Eric looks just like this
White America! Erica loves my shit
I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get!
White America! I could be one of your kids
White America! Little Eric looks just like this
White America! Erica loves my shit
I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get!
Look at these eyes, baby blue, baby just like yourself
If they were brown, Shadyd lose, Shady sits on the shelf
But Shadys cute, Shady knew Shadys dimples would help
Make ladies swoon, baby — Look at my sales!
Lets do the math: If I was black, I wouldve sold half
I aint have to graduate from Lincoln High School to know that
But I could rap, so fuck school, Im too cool to go back
Give me the mic! Show me where the fuckin studios at
When I was underground, no one gave a fuck I was white
No labels wanted to sign me, almost gave up, I was like
Fuck it, until I met Dre, the only one to look past
Gave me a chance and I lit a fire up under his ass
Helped him get back to the top, every fan black that I got
Was probly his in exchange for every white fan that hes got
Like damn, we just swapped: sittin back lookin at shit, wow
Im like my skin is it startin to work to my benefit now? Its—
White America! I could be one of your kids
White America! Little Eric looks just like this
White America! Erica loves my shit
I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get!
White America! I could be one of your kids
White America! Little Eric looks just like this
White America! Erica loves my shit
I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get!
See, the problem is I speak to suburban kids
Who otherwise wouldve never knew these words exist
Whose moms probly wouldve never gave two squirts of piss
Til I created so much motherfuckin turbulence
Straight out the tube, right into your livin rooms I came
And kids flipped when they knew I was produced by Dre
Thats all it took, and they were instantly hooked right in
And they connected with me too, because I looked like them
Thats why they put my lyrics up under this microscope
Searchin with a fine tooth comb, its like this rope
Waitin to choke, tightenin around my throat
Watchin me while I write this, like, I dont like this note!
All I hear is: lyrics, lyrics, constant controversy
Sponsors workin round the clock to try to stop my concerts early
Surely hip-hop was never a problem in Harlem, only in Boston
After it bothered the fathers of daughters startin to blossom
So now Im catchin the flak from these activists when they raggin
Actin like Im the first rapper to smack a bitch or say faggot, shit
Just look at me like Im your closest pal
The poster child, the motherfuckin spokesman now, for—
White America! I could be one of your kids
White America! Little Eric looks just like this
White America! Erica loves my shit
I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get!
White America! I could be one of your kids
White America! Little Eric looks just like this
White America! Erica loves my shit
I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get!
So to the parents of America, I am the Derringer
Aimed at little Erica to attack her character
The ringleader of this circus of worthless pawns
Sent to lead the march right up to the steps of Congress
And piss on the lawns of the White House
To burn the galf and replace it with a Parental Advisory sticker
To spit liquor in the faces of this democracy of hypocrisy
Fuck you, Ms. Cheney! Fuck you, Tipper Gore!
Fuck you with the freest of speech this Divided States of Embarrassment will allow me to have! Fuck you!
Ha ha ha, Im just playin, America
You know I love you125Embed |
Untouchable Lyrics
Hands up, officer dont shoot
Then pull your pants up, promise you wont loot
We may never understand each other, its no use
We aint ever gonna grasp what each other goes through
Black boy, black boy, we aint gonna lie to you
Black boy, black boy, we dont like the sight of you
Pull up on the side of you
Window rolled down, profile
Then we wonder why we see this side of you
Probably comin from the dope house
We could let you slide but your tail light is blew, out
We know youre hidin that Heidi Klum
On you another drug charge, homie, its back inside for you
And just in case a chase might ensue, we got that tried and true
Pistol drew right at you, wed be delighted to unload it
In your back, then walk up and lay that taser on the side of you
Fucked up, but what the fuck am I to do?
I keep tellin myself, keep doin like youre doin
No matter how many lives you ruin
Its for the red, white and blue
Time to go find a new one and split his head right in two
No ones ever indicted you
Why? Cause youre a...
White boy, white boy, youre a rockstar
My momma talkin to me, tryna tell me how to live
White boy, white boy, in your cop car
But I dont listen to her, cause my head is like a sieve
White boy, white boy, youre untouchable
The worlds coming to an end, I dont even care
Nobody can tell me shit cause Im a big rockstar
Black boy, black boy, we dont get your culture and
We dont care what our governments done to fuck you over, man
Dont tell us your attitudes a result of that
Balderdash, whered you get the chip on your shoulder at?
Why you kicking that soda can?
Pull your pants up, we bout to roll up and
Throw your ass in the van cuffed
You dont have to know our plans or what our intentions are
Our cards are close to our chest, you better show your hands
And put our minds more at ease
Or get shot in the thyroid, comply or die, boy
Were fightin a crime war, here come the swine
Tryna clean up the streets from all these minorities
Thats what we call em pigsties for
Theyre like eyesores to police
Talk to you like just a piece of trash
Feels like were stuck in a time warp to me
As I kick these facts and get these mixed reactions
As this beat backspins, its like were drifting back in
To the sixties, having black skin is risky
Cause this keeps happening
Throughout history, African-Americans have been treated like shit
And I admit, there have been times where its been embarrassin to be a...
White boy, white boy, youre a rockstar
My momma talkin to me, tryna tell me how to live
White boy, white boy, in your cop car
But I dont listen to her, cause my head is like a sieve
White boy, white boy, youre untouchable
The worlds coming to an end, I dont even care
Nobody can tell me shit cause Im a big rockstar
Seems like the average lifespan of a white man
Is more than twice than a black life span
I wonder sometimes if it has a price scanner
I feel like checking out on life, cant escape this circumstance
Id rather hear em say Die N-word than Die Antwoord
Ninja, now its better disguised banter
But thats life, strapped cause were strapped financially
And cant find answers
Were applying, but McDonalds
Seems to be the only franchise thatll hire
So how can we have higher standards?
As Dallas overshadows the battle for Black Lives Matter
We fight back with violence but acts like that are
Black eyes on the movement
Which makes black lives madder
At cops and cops madder
Thats why its at a stalemate
And cant arrive at a compromise so its Black Ops
I wonder if we hire more black cops, the crap stops
The block is our backyards, officers, not the crack spot
Call the attack dogs off of us, man
You always act all pissed off at us at a traffic stop
And bad cops fuck it up for the good cops, and man, stop
Sendin white cops in the black neighborhoods
Who aint acclimated to em, like thats the way to do it
Who seen some fuckin videos of rappers waving guns
And know nobody black so they act afraid of us
And thats racism, the fear that a black face gives em
A subconscious racist
Wait, why are there black neighborhoods?
Cause America segregated us, designated us to an area
Separated us, Section-Eightd us
When we tear it ups the only time attentions paid to us
And education sucks, and every days another
Freddie Gray for us, a levy breaks or fuzz
Why is it they treat us like dryer lint?
We just want a safe environment for our kids
But cant escape the sirens
Dont take a scientist to see our violent nature lies in
The poverty that we face so the crime rates the highest in
The lowest classes, its like a razor wire fence
And were trapped in these racial biases
That plague our society which makes our anxiety levels raise
Every time we see a devils face
Lions, tigers, and bears, oh my
Its more like billy clubs and gats
And we really love it when you think were guilty ‘cause were black
But you kill each other, facts
You peel each others caps, for silly stuff like hats”
Single mother strugglin through substance abuse
While people with nothin to lose shoot each other for shoes
Fuck your Republican views
Pull ourselves up by our bootstraps, where the fuck are the boots?
And streets act as a narrator, dont gotta read comics
Or be that into characters, just to see that, just to be black
You better be strapped with a derringer
Or be “capped in America” like Steve Rogers
Cause no one oversees these cops and
All we see is em beat charges
We done seen em beat Rodney King unconscious, and got off
So we dont need all you crooked police officers peace offerings
Just keep marchin, til we reach congress
But theyre gonna say youre tryin to take an irrational stance
If you try to slander the flag but
Somebody has to be the sacrificial lamb
So they call it a Kaepernick tantrum
If you dont stand for the national anthem
We raise it, you better praise it
Or youll be made to feel like a traitor, well
Treat you like Rodney Dangerfield
Home of the brave is still racist ville
So this whole nation feels like a plantation field
In a country that claims that its foundation was based on United States ideals
That had its Natives killed
Got you singin this star-spangled spiel
To a piece of cloth that represents the Land of the Free that made people slaves to build270Embed |
I’m Back Lyrics
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
Im back , Im back
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
Im back , Im back
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
Im back , Im back
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
Im back , Im back
I murder a rhyme, one word at a time
You never heard of a mind as perverted as mine
You better get rid of that 9, it aint gonna help
What goods it gonna do against a man that strangles himself?
Im waitin for Hell, like Hell, shit, Im anxious as Hell
Manson, youre safe in that cell, be thankful its jail
I used to be my mommys little angel at twelve
Thirteen, I was puttin shells in a gauge on a shelf
I used to get punked and bullied on my block
Til I cut a kittens head off and stuck it in this kids mailbox
I used to give a fuck, now I could give a fuck less
What do I think of success? It sucks, too much press
Im stressed, too much cess, depressed, too upset
Its just too much mess, I guess I must just blew up quick
Grew up quick , was raised right
Whatever you say is wrong, whatever I says right
You think of my name now whenever you say, Hi
Became a commodity cause Im W-H-I-
T-E, ‘cause MTV was so friendly
To me, cant wait til Kim sees me
Now, is it worth it? Look at my life, how is it perfect?
Read my lips, bitch! What, my mouth isnt workin?
You hear this finger? Oh, its upside down
Here, let me turn this motherfucker up right now
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
Im back , Im back
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
Im back , Im back
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
Im back , Im back
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
Im back , Im back
I take each individual degenerates head and reach into it
Just to see if hes influenced by me, if he listens to music
And if he feeds into this shit, hes an innocent victim
And becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe
My name is Slim Shady
I been crazy way before radio didnt play me
The sensational Back is the incredible!
With Ken Kaniff, who just finds the men edible
Its Ken Kaniff on the Internet
Tryin to lure your kids with him into bed
Its a sick world we live in these days
Slim, for Petes sakes, put down Christopher Reeves legs!
Geez, you guys are so sensitive
Slim, its a touchy subject, try and just dont mention it
Mind with no sense in it, fried schizophrenic whose eyes get so squinted
Im blind from smoke in em with my windows tinted
With nine limos rented, doin lines of coke in em
With a bunch of guys hoppin out, all high and indo-scented
And thats where I get my name from
Thats why they call me—
They call me Slim Shady
Im back , Im back
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
Im back , Im back
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
Im back , Im back
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
Im back , Im back
I take seven {kids} from {Columbine}, stand em all in line
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a 9
A MAC-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
And thats a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time
‘Cause Im Shady, they call me as crazy
As the world was over this whole Y2K thing
And by the way, NSYNC, why do they sing?
Am I the only one who realizes they stink?
Should I dye my hair pink and care what yall think
Lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings?
Its why I tend to block out when I hear things
‘Cause all these fans screamin is makin my ears ring
So I just throw up a middle finger and let it linger
Longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Christina
‘Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
Itd be Jennifer Lopez and Puffy, you know this
Im sorry, Puff, but I dont give a fuck
If this chick was my own mother, Id still fuck her with no rubber
And cum inside her and have a son and a new brother
At the same time and just say that it aint mine—whats my name?
Im Slim Shady
Im back , Im back
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
Im back , Im back
Thats why they call me Slim Shady
Im back , Im back
They call me Slim Shady
Im back , Im back
Guess whos b-back, back
Gue-gue-guess whos back
{scratch} Guess whos back
{scratch} Gue— {scratch} guess whos back
D-12 {scratch} guess whos back
Gue, gue-gue-gue, guess whos back
Dr. Dre {scratch} guess whos back
Back back {scratch} back {scratch}
Slim Shady, 2001
Im blew out from this blunt fuck161Embed |
You Gon’ Learn Lyrics
Pray you see tomorrow little boy, you gon learn
All them pretty bitches leave yo ass in the urn
You aint sold your last rock, you just better earn
But I pray you see tomorrow little boy, you gon learn
Pray you see tomorrow little boy, you gon learn
All them pretty bitches leave yo ass in the urn
You aint sold your last rock, you just better earn
But I pray you see tomorrow little boy, you gon learn
Im a product of properly hoppin up out of that poverty
Profitin all for coppin and swappin that property out for a possible monopoly
Try not to adopt my fathers old philosophies
Same time Im prayin to God that everything works out at his colonoscopy
Im walkin across a suicidal tightrope intentionally
While the demons comin out of me
Wifeys on the side of me talkin sense into me
Without she, I feel incomplete mentally, shes been sent to me
Right there since 9-6, worse nightmare to side chicks, some things are just meant to be
This it for me, give my daughters a kiss for me
Yall call this fame, I call this shit alcoholistic infamy
Targettin my kids and babies through population and gun control
Shit make me wanna make a hunnid more
Make a bigot racist uncomfortable
If yall against talk and reparation then Im not against the thought of separation
While the politicians that are white and privileged ask how is this different from segregation, thats funny bro
Segregation is bein told where Im gonna go
Separation is bein woke and goin wherever I wanna go
Pray you see tomorrow little boy, you gon learn
All them pretty bitches leave yo ass in the urn
You aint sold your last rock, you just better earn
But I pray you see tomorrow little boy, you gon learn
Pray you see tomorrow little boy, you gon learn
All them pretty bitches leave yo ass in the urn
You aint sold your last rock, you just better earn
But I pray you see tomorrow little boy, you gon learn
Never sold dope for no gold rope
Wanted one though, they were so dope
Was a have-not cause my pockets
Didnt have knots, I was so broke
On my last rock, for my slingshot
Better haul ass, dont be no slow poke
Through the tall grass, run your ass off
Oh no, got your pants caught on the fence post
Getting chased, by them Jackboys, think its bout to fuzz
Like a lint roller they wait til its late, they will tiptoe
Through your living room window
Take your Nintendo and then skate
Making you feel like you got bent over and raped
Little boy, youre never gonna get no rope chain
Get your shit stole, and your lip swole, I became bitter
As I got a little bit older, my hate
Was making me get cold, and began to get a chipped shoulder
Started to spit vulgar, my ZIP code had been skid row
But I ate every single beat that I spit over, the shithole I escaped
Then I began to explode, detonate, now the Eastside went schizo
Thought my name was B-side cause they flipped over my tape
And I wont hesitate
To get em all bent so outta shape
Oh shit, bro, hold up, wait
I just tripped over my cape
And Im not gonna let up, treat the paper like Im chopping a letter
Drell tell you how I shred
So when you refer to the guy next to the doc, you meant shredder
Now the cops wanna set up roadblocks on my head, I
Got several bounties from feds in every county
Im with a gal at a Checkers wiling
Bumping Fuck Da Police while I fed her Rallys
This shit is like Romper Room
Why do I feel responsible for these kids?
All of whom Im a father to
Im a God to you, yall better worship the water I walk on
Or yall gonna meet your Waterloo
I get to flippin the mic as a murder weapon
Im poppin an extra clip, then cock and shoot, then Im popping
Do not let me catch you slippin
I will pop up and Ill take a spot from you
Ill get to doing what a leaky faucet do
But I aint talkin drip when I say that Ill get the drop on you
Singin fuck all of you in Autotune
I am too volatile and too grizzly to bear
Yeah, shit is gettin to where I can barely even sit in a chair
I bust my ass for this shit and I swear
It aint even worth dissing someone so offbeat
That they cant even figure out where their words
Should hit the kick and the snare
Pray you see tomorrow little boy, you gon learn
All them pretty bitches leave yo ass in the urn
You aint sold your last rock, you just better earn
But I pray you see tomorrow little boy, you gon learn
Pray you see tomorrow little boy, you gon learn
All them pretty bitches leave yo ass in the urn
You aint sold your last rock, you just better earn
But I pray you see tomorrow little boy, you gon learn151Embed |
Beautiful Pain Lyrics
I can feel the heat risin
Everything is on fire
Todays a painful re-
Minder of why
It can only get brighter
The further you put it behind ya
But right now Im on the
Inside lookin out, ‘cause—
Im standin in the flames
And it’s a beautiful kind of pain
Settin fire to yesterday
To find the light, find the light, find the light
Standin in the flames
And it’s a beautiful kind of pain
Settin fire to yesterday
Find the light, find the light, find the light
Yesterday was the tornado warning, todays like the morning after
Your world is torn in half, you wake in its wake
To start the mourning process and rebuilding, youre still a work in progress
Todays a whole new chapter, its like an enormous ass—uh
Thunderstorm has passed ya, you weathered it and poked its
Eye out with the thornbush that ya used to smell the roses
Stopped to inhale, cant even tell your nose is stuffed
So focused on the bright side then you floor the gas pedal
And hit the corner faster, more assertive, never looking back
May hit the curb, but every days a new learning curve as ya
Steer through life, sometimes you might not wanna swerve but you have to
To avert a disaster, lucky no permanent damage
‘Cause they hurt you so bad its like they murdered your ass
And threw dirt on your casket, but youve returned from the ashes
And that hurt that you have, you just converted to gasoline
And while youre burning the past, standing at inferno and chantin
Im standin in the flames
And it’s a beautiful kind of pain
Settin fire to yesterday
To find the light, find the light, find the light
Standin in the flames
And it’s a beautiful kind of pain
Settin fire to yesterday
Find the light, find the light, find the light
Youre so familiarized with what having to swallow this pill is like
It happens all the time, they take your heart and steal your life
And its as though you feel youve died, cause youve been killed inside
But yet youre still alive, which means you will survive
Although today you may weep ‘cause youre weak and
Everything seems so bleak and hopeless, the light that youre seekin
It begins to seep in, thats the only thing keepin
You from leapin off the motherfreakin deep end
And Im pullin for you to push through this feeling
And with a little time that should do the healing and by tomorrow
You may even feel so good that youre willing to forgive em
Even after all the shit youve been put through, this feeling of resilience is building
And the flames are burnin quick as fire would through this building
Youre sealed in, but youre fireproof, flame retardant, you withstood it
And as you climb up to the roof, youre just chillin, you look down, ‘cause youre so over em
You could put the heel of your foot through the ceiling
As time passes, things change every day
But wounds, wounds heal but scars still remaining the same
But tomorrow, todays going down in flames
Throw the match, set the past ablaze
So feel the fire beneath your feet as you barely even
Perspire from the heat, exhale deep and breathe a sigh of relief
And as you say goodbye to the grief, its like watching the walls melt
In your prison cell, but youve extinguished this livin hell
Still, a little piece of you dies as you scream—
Im standin in the flames
And it’s a beautiful kind of pain
Settin fire to yesterday
To find the light, find the light, find the light
Standin in the flames
And it’s a beautiful kind of pain
Settin fire to yesterday
Find the light, find the light, find the light
I feel the burn
Watch the smoke as I turn, rising
A phoenix from the flames
I have learned
From fighting fights that werent mine
Its not with fists
But with wings that I will fly
And Im standin in the flames
And it’s a beautiful kind of pain
Settin fire to yesterday
To find the light, find the light, find the light
Standin in the flames
And it’s a beautiful kind of pain
Settin fire to yesterday
Find the light, find the light, find the light238Embed |
So Much Better Lyrics
You fuckin groupie
Pick up the goddamn phone
Bitch, where the fuck were you Tuesday? With who you say?
I wasnt at the studio, bitch, whatd you do? Screw Dre?
You went there lookin for me? Boo, that excuse is too lame
Keep playin me, youre gonna end up with a huge goose egg
You fake, lyin slut, you never told me you knew Drake
And Lupe? You wanna loose two legs?
You tryin to flip this on me? If I spent more time with you, you say
Okay, yeah, and Im coo-coo, eh? — Well, screw you
And Ill be the third person who screwed you today
Oh, fourth—Dre, Drake, Lupe—oohm, touché
You were too two-faced for me
Thought you was my number one true-blue ace
But you aint and I cant see you when you make that wittle boo-boo face
Cause Im hanging up this phone, boo, you make my fuckin Bluetooth ache
Youre feeling blue? Too late, go smurf yourself
You make me wanna smurf and puke blue Kool Aid
Heres what you say to someone you hate
My life would be so much better
If you just dropped dead
I was layin in bed last night, thinkin
And then this thought just popped in my head
And I thought, wouldnt shit just be a lot easier
If you dropped dead?
I would feel so much, much better
Think I just relapsed, this bitch pushed me over the brink
Hop on the freeway tryna get some time alone and just think
Til the cops pulled me over, but they let me go, cause I told em
Im only drivin drunk cause that bitch drove me to drink
Im back on my fuck hoes, with a whole new hatred for blondes
But bias? I hate all bitches the same, baby, come on!
Excuse the pun, but bitch is such a broad statement, and Im
Channelin my anger through every single station thats on!
Cause a woman broke my he-art, I say, he-art
Cause she ripped it in two pa-arts and threw it in the garbage
Who do you think you a-are? Bitch, guess its time for me to get the dust off
And pick myself up off the carpet
But Ill never say the L-word again
I lo-lo-lo-lo… lesbian!
Aaahhh! I hope you hear this song
And go into a cardiac arrest, my lifed be so much better if you just—
My life would be so much better
If you just dropped dead
I was layin in bed last night, thinkin
And then this thought just popped in my head
And I thought, wouldnt shit just be a lot easier
If you dropped dead?
I would feel so much, much better
Cause you told me
Youd love me
Forever
Bitch, that was a lie
Now I never
Wanted someone to die
So bad in my fuckin life
But fuck it, there’s other fish in the sea
And Ima have a whale of a time
Bein a single sailor for the night, bitch, on a scale of
One to ten, shit, I must be the Holy Grail of
Catches, ho, I got an Oscar attached to my fuckin name
I might hit the club, find a chick thats tailor-made
For me, say fuck it, kick some shots back, get hammered, and nail her
These bitches tryin to get attached, but theyre failin to latch onto the tail of
My bumper, theyre scratchin at the back of my trailer
Like Im itchin to get hitched, yeah, Im rich as a bitch
But bitches aint shit, Id rather leave a bitch in a ditch
Bitch, you complain when you listen to this
But you still throw yourself at me: thats what I call pitchin a bitch
Thats why Im swingin at this chicks on-site
Long as I got a bat and two balls its foul, but my dicks on strike
So all that love shit is null and void, bitch, Im a droid
I avoid Cupid, stupid! Wasnt for blow jobs, youd be unemployed
Oye-yoy-yoy, man-oh-man, your boy-boy-boys
Gettin sick of these girls-girls-girls, oink-oink-oink
You fuckin pigs, all youre good for is doink-doink-doink
I got 99 problems and a bitch aint one
Shes all 99 of em, I need a machine gun
Ill take em all out, I hope you hear this song
And go into a cardiac arrest, have a heart attack and just
Drop dead, and Ima throw a fuckin party after this, cause yes
My life would be so much better
If you just dropped dead
I was layin in bed last night, thinkin
And then this thought just popped in my head
And I thought, wouldnt shit just be a lot easier
If you dropped dead?
I would feel so much, much better
Im just playin, bitch
You know I love you120Embed |
What’s the Difference Lyrics
Whats the difference between me and you?
Whats the difference between me and you?
Back when Cube was rollin with Lorenzo in a Benzo
I was bangin with a gang of instrumentals
Got the pens and pencils, got down to business
But sometimes, the business end of this shit can turn your friends against you
But you was a real nigga, I could sense it in you
I still remember the window of the car that you went through
Thats fucked up, but Ill never forget the shit we been through
And Ima do whatever it takes to convince you
Cause you my nigga, Doc, and Eazy, Im still wit you
Fuck the beef, nigga, I miss you, and thats just being real wit you
You see, the truth is, everybody wanna know how close me and Snoop is
And who Im still cool with
Then, I got these fake-ass niggas I first blew with
Claimin they nonviolent, talkin like they—
Spit venom in interviews, speakin on reunions
Move units, then talk shit, and we can do this
Until then, I aint even speakin your name
Just keep my name out of your mouth, and we can keep it the same, nigga
It aint that Im too big to listen to the rumors
Its just that Im too damn big to pay attention to em
Thats the difference
Whats the difference between me and you?
You talk a good one, but you dont do what you supposed to do
I act on what I feel and never deal with emotions
Im used to livin big-dog-style and straight coastin
Whats the difference between me and you?
You talk a good one, but you dont do what you supposed to do
I act on what I feel and never deal with emotions
Im used to livin big-dog-style and straight coastin
Yo, I stay with it, while you try to perpetrate, play with it
Never knew about the next level util Dre did it
I stay committed while you motherfuckers babysitted
I smash the critics like a overhand right from Riddick
Come and get it, shitted on villains by the millions
I be catchin bitches while bitches be catchin feelings
So what the fuck am I supposed to do?
I pop bottles and hot hollow-points at each and all of you
A heartless bastard, high and plastered
My style is like the reaction from too much acid—never come down!
Pass it around if you cant handle it
Hang Hollywood niggas by they Soul Train laminates
Whats the difference between me and you?
About five bank accounts, three ounces, and two vehicles
Until my death, Im Bangladesh
I suggest you hold your breath til aint none left
Yo, thats the difference!
Whats the difference between me and you?
You talk a good one, but you dont do what you supposed to do
I act on what I feel and never deal with emotions
Im used to livin big-dog-style and straight coastin
Whats the difference between me and you?
You talk a good one, but you dont do what you supposed to do
I act on what I feel and never deal with emotions
Im used to livin big-dog-style and straight coastin
Aight, hold up, hold up!
Stop the beat a minute! I got somethin to say, Dre
I wanna tell you this shit right now while this fuckin weed is in me
I dont know if I ever told you this
But I love you, dog, I got your motherfuckin back , just know this shit
Slim, I dont know if you noticed it
But Ive had your back from day one, nigga, lets blow this bitch
I mean it, dog—you ever need somebody offed: Whose throat is it?
Well, if you ever kill that Kim bitch, Ill show you where the ocean is
Well, thats cool, and I appreciate the offer
But if I do decide to really murder my daughters mama
Ima sit her up in the front seat and put sunglasses on her
And cruise around with her for seven hours through California
And have her wavin at people
Then drop her off on the corner at the police station
And drive off, honkin the horn for her
Raw-dog, get your arm gnawed off
Drop the sawed-off and beat you with the piece it was sawed off of
Fuck blood, I wanna see some lungs coughed up
Get shot up in the hot tub til the bubbles pop up
In they nose and cough snot up, mucus and hot water
Thats for tryna talk like The Chronic was lost product
Thats for even thinkin of havin them thoughts thought up
And you better show some respect whenever the Docs brought up
So whats the difference between us? We can start at the penis
Or we can scream, I just dont give a fuck! and see who means it
Whats the difference between me and you?
You talk a good one, but you dont do what you supposed to do
I act on what I feel and never deal with emotions
Im used to livin big-dog-style and straight coastin
Whats the difference between me and you?
You talk a good one, but you dont do what you supposed to do
I act on what I feel and never deal with emotions
Im used to livin big-dog-style and straight coastin
Whats the difference between me and— 87Embed |
Chloraseptic Lyrics
2 Chainz!
Yeah, yeah
Take em to church, Im talkin the tabernacle
Its the return of the body snatcher
Walk in the spot, make my woman smack ya
In a fruit fight, I aim at your Adams apple
Pull up in the candy car, eatin a candy bar
And my girl eatin a candy apple
Yeah , I line their ass up
I aim at their goozer
All of these stones on my neck, uh
They must have looked at Medusa
Pockets Rasputia of course
I drove some rims to court
I fucked some twins before
I had a Benz before, this is the sin report
This is the murder, murder, pass the burner, Em
Your money shorter than an acronym
Big body when Im backin in
Ladi-dadi, got a bunch of bodies
Niggas fakin, niggas human traffickin
Im on the Act again, uh
This aint a accident, uh
King like Ak-Ron
I run the trap again, you on the treadmill
Never Neverland, shit came with a Ferris wheel
Ferris day off, baby, AR in the same car
Most of yall my sons, aw, look at little JR
F12 same color Kate Moss
Uh, Im talkin wristin the pot
Im talkin this and you not
Im talkin bricks and you not
Im talkin straight up and down, nigga, like 6 oclock
This is the equinox, this what the people want
Somebody at the door, I heard the speaker knock, uh
Im at your throat like Chloraseptic, septic
And you got strep, Im too complex with, plex with
This shit I wrote is on some next shit, next shit
Im at your throat, Im feelin reckless, reckless, yeah
Do me a favor, dont do me no favors
These bitches got flavors
They all wanna smoke but aint doin no labor
But they shoppin at Raleys, they stingin like tasers
Act Hollywood like they play for the Lakers
They fly on the latest
Crocs, alligators, say hi to my haters
Pardon my neighbor
We eatin that chicken, lobster, potatoes
You must be sniffin that yayo
If you dont think Im that nigga
Swagger on ten since a day old
Its a-okay though, whippin up whip like its mayo
Every track is a K.O., technical K.O.
Go off your head like Im Ayo
Out of this world, talkin NATO
Its cause of jail, ho, dont be an A-hole
Cause I got shooters that shoot when I say so
Wanna be in my shoes, you aint paid no dues
Go nigga, you aint break no rules
High school, niggas ate yo food
Might dumb it down a little, but I aint no fool
Niggas hate every day, B
Shit is O.C. lately
Gotta break em off with these Dre beats
Or I might go crazy
These niggas too goddamn lazy
Dont ever, ever, ever try to play me
Lil shawty now comin from BK
But Im tryna come up like JAY-Z
Nothin but love for my idols
I feel entitled to titles
Fuck it, man, I want the title
Submission, they goin all viral
Cause Im at your throat like Chloraseptic, septic
And you got strep, Im too complex with, plex with
This shit I wrote is on some next shit, next shit
Im at your throat, Im feelin reckless, reckless, yeah
Bin Laden with a pen, bodyin again
I begin slaughterin your men, prolly shoulda been
Ali or the Svengali embodiment of sin
Like a Saudi in the Taliban plottin an event
In the lobby of the Intercontinental with an obvious intent
And I would not even relent up on a little
Like Osama with a bomb under the bin and down the middle
Of the Pentagon and hit a kindergartner with a rental
Back and forth, back and forth
Like Jack Kevorkians ass to court
Rap mature! Why cant you be like Macklemore?
Why you always gotta smack a whore?
Its likely the psychiatric wards a last resort
Somethings gotta give, thats for sure
Yet you keep comin back for more
Not as raw as I was, “Walk on Water sucks”
Bitch, suck my dick!
Yall saw the tracklist and had a fit
Fore you heard it, so you formed your verdict
While you sat wit your arms crossed
Did your little reaction videos and talked over songs
Nah dog, yall sayin I lost it?
Your fuckin marbles are gone
But nowadays every flow, every cadence sound the same
Brains a powder keg, I draw inspiration outta hate
Real pain in the paper, I dont trace
But if I look strange and outta place
Its cause Im an alien, thats why
I write til the page is outta space
From 7 Mile in Novara
To How can I be down?, all of us tryna pile in the car
We shot for the stars
Cause we only got so much time in this world
So rewind it to your high school dance to the night before
If you think youre promised tomorrow
Now Im bout to fool again
This tune is sick, its luminous, the moon is lit
A freakin lunatic, a human computer chip
And Im soon to stick a broom in the uterus of your Hooters chick
If I was you, I wouldnt do nothin stupid due to the mood Im in
Im losin it, you get chewed like a Junior Mint
Show me who to rip, its time for you to get screwed
Empty the lubricant and put super glue in it
How many fuckin rappers did I go through?
Dispel doubt, but you wont admit I smoked
And you was spellbound, hellbound in my snowsuit
But am I sposed to sound like everything else out?
Cause I dont get compared to it, only myself now
Well, I can see the fair-weather fans and sales down
But the only way I care is if I let myself down
But what the fuck have I woke to?
Time to eat the vocals and shit out Pro Tools
I know you still want me to ill out, dont you?
Hopin the old Slims gonna spill out, open
Fire on your whole camp with this spit, I roast you
So chill out, no, you
Hoes couldnt roast me with the shit I wrote you
Then I took a stand, went at Tan-Face and practically cut my motherfuckin fan base in half and still outsold you
You just called my shit trash?
Thank God, I rap better when the odds are stacked
Revivals wack, I dont like the Zombie track
And when hes talkin that garbage psychotic crap
Wheres your content at?
Whats with all the conscious rap?
P!nk, Beyoncé this and Kehlani that
I just add it to the fuel in my rocket pack
Til Im ready to respond, then Ima launch it at em
Idiotic from the fuckin embryonic sac
To the body bag, Ill be back
And when I am, Ill be at your fuckin throat like—
Like Chloraseptic367Embed |
Patiently Waiting Lyrics
Hey Em, you know youre my favorite white boy, right?
I owe you for this one
I been patiently waitin for a track to explode on
You can stunt if you want and yo assll get rolled on
And it feels like my flows been hot for so long
If you thinkin Ima fuckin fall off, youre so wrong
Im innocent in my head, like a baby born dead
Destination heaven, sit and politic with passengers from 9/11
The Lords blessings leave me lyrically inclined
Shit, I aint even got to try to shine
Gods the seamstress that tailor-fitted my pain
I got scriptures in my brain, I could spit at your dame
Straight out the good book, look, niggas is shook
50 fear no man, warrior, swing swords like Conan
Picture me, pen in hand, writin lines knowin The Sourcell quote it
When I die, theyll read this and say a genius wrote it
I grew up without my pops, should that make me bitter?
I caught cases, I copped out, does that make me a quitter?
In this white mans world, Im similar to a squirrel
Lookin for a slut with a nice butt to get a nut
If I get shot today, my phonell stop ringin again
These industry niggas aint friends, they know how to pretend
I been patiently waitin for a track to explode on
You can stunt if you want and yo assll get rolled on
And it feels like my flows been hot for so long
If you thinkin Ima fuckin fall off, youre so wrong
I been patiently waitin for a track to explode on
You can stunt if you want and yo assll get rolled on
And it feels like my flows been hot for so long
If you thinkin Ima fuckin fall off, youre so wrong
Youve been patiently waitin to make it through all the hatin
Debatin whether or not you can even weather the storm
As you lay on the table, they operatin to save you
Its like an angel came to you, sent from the heavens above
They think theyre crazy, but they aint crazy, lets face it, shit, basically
Theyre just playin sick, they aint shit, they aint sayin shit—spray em, 50
A to the K, get in the way, Ill bring Dre and them with me
And turn this day into fuckin mayhem, you stayin with me?
Dont let me lose you, Im not tryna confuse you
When I let loose with this Uzi and just shoot through your Isuzu
You get the message? Am I gettin through to you?
You know whats comin? You motherfuckers dont even know, do you?
Take some Big and some Pac and you mix em up in a pot
Sprinkle a little Big L on top, what the fuck do you got?
You got the realest and illest killers tied up in a knot
The juggernauts of this rap shit, like it or not
Its like a fight to the top just to see whod die for the spot
You put your life in this, nothin like survivin a shot
Yall know what time it is, soon as 50 signs on this dot
Shit, what you know about death threats, cause I get a lot
Shady Records was eighty seconds away from the towers
Some cowards fucked with the wrong building, they meant to hit ours
Better evacuate all children , its nuclear showers
Theres nothin spookier, youre now about to witness the power of fuckin 50
I been patiently waitin for a track to explode on
You can stunt if you want and yo assll get rolled on
And it feels like my flows been hot for so long
If you thinkin Ima fuckin fall off, youre so wrong
If the gun squad hearin all the shots go off
Its 50, they say its 50
See a nigga laid out with his fuckin top blown off
Its 50—man, that wasnt 50, dont holla my name
You know you shouldnt throw stones if you live in a glass house
And if you got a glass jaw, you should watch your mouth
Cause Ill break your face
Have your ass runnin, mumblin to the jake
You goin against me, dawg, youre makin a mistake
Ill split ya, leave you lookin like the Michael Jackson jackets with all them zippers
Im the boss on this boat, you can call me skipper
The way I turn the money over, you should call me flipper
Your bitch a regular bitch, you callin her wifey
I fucked and feed her fast food, you keepin her icey
Im down to sell records but not my soul
Snoop said this in 94, We dont love them hoes
I got pennies for my thoughts, now Im rich
See the twenties spinnin lookin mean on the 6
Niggas wearin flags cause the colors match they clothes
They get caught in the wrong hood and filled up with holes, motherfucker
I been patiently waitin for a track to explode on
You can stunt if you want and yo assll get rolled on
And it feels like my flows been hot for so long
If you thinkin Ima fuckin fall off, youre so wrong
I been patiently waitin for a track to explode on
You can stunt if you want and yo assll get rolled on
And it feels like my flows been hot for so long
If you thinkin Ima fuckin fall off, youre so wrong 179Embed |
Majesty Lyrics
Whatever you say, Mrs. Majesty
Whatever you want, you can have from me
I want your love, just lead me on
Wont give it up, hey, hey, hey, hey
’Cause Im a sucker for ya
Boom shang-a-lang-a-la
Boom shang-a-lang-a-la
Mmm, uh, yo, I got the money and the power now
The G5ll get me out there in an hour now
The MAC movin’ like crack, Im sellin powder now
G-Game over, locker room, hit them showers now
I got the trophies and the catalogue
Just did a deal, Mercedes-Benz, check the catalogue
Im buyin buildings, we dont buy the blogs
The Nicki challenge when I fly to Prague, uh
Cause Im a sucker for ya
Boom shang-a-lang-a-la
Boom shang-a-lang-a-la
Uh, yo, who want it with Nicki now?
I smoke ’em like hippies now
They see me, say, Yippie, now
Homes runnin’ like Griffey now
They switchin like sissies now
You niggas is iffy now
Bitches tune switchin’ up
We take em to Jiffy now
Im thicker than peanut butter
He nuttin like Skippy now
He want me to be his wife
His missus like sippi now, uh
Whatever you say, Mrs. Majesty
Whatever you want, you can have from me
I want your love, just lead me on
Won’t give it up, hey, hey, hey, hey
Cause Im a sucker for ya
Boom shang-a-lang-a-la
Boom shang-a-lang-a-la
She invites me to the condo
Uh-oh, wifeys in Chicago
My side piece, but shes also
Someones wife, so time we spend is borrowed
But its our moment right here, fuck tomorrow
Cause moments like these are to die for
And shes clear, all nice and easy
As hair when Im bleaching it blonde
So we got that lightning in a bottle
Shes tipsy, Im sober
So she gets a chip on her shoulder
Sits on the sofa, I go to load a
Slick Rick song or throw some Souls of Mischief on
She goes, All that old school hip-hop is over
Think that shits got pneumonia
I told her, Bitch, now, just hold up!
Thats why rap needs a doctor
Our genres lymph nodes are swole up
Its time to check it for strep or some tonsillitis
Cause like what they swab you with when your throat hurts
Thats why Tribe is so vital: we need Q-Tip for the culture
You aint dealin with a fuckin featherweight
I used to medicate until Id get a fuckin bellyache
And now Im finna step on the pedal, dont wanna ever brake
I want to accelerate to a level that I can elevate
Demented with the pen, Ill make the mothafucker detonate
I wanna make it acapella—wait, I gotta set a date
With the devil and celebrate, together we can renovate
And re-develop, Hell awaits, and Ima get a special place
Now, take a ride with me, hop into my time machine
Ima take the drivers seat as I thrust into hyperspeed
Like Im a meteorite, and mothafuck the fucking media
Right in the behind; Im a human encyclopedia
I must be like pie crust because I was bred to rise like I was yeast
And youre never gonna reach these heights
Theyre just too high to reach it
I aint even reached my fuckin highest
You better pick another game, try hide-and-seek
And you might wanna decide to cheat
Cause you gotta open your eyes to peek
Am I indeed the last of a dying breed?
Even if you fire-breathe, aint shit you can say to inspire heat
If you wrapped your entire Mead pad up in a dryer sheet
And Im back to rule the kingdom of fuck it
Better not use me as your topic
Anybody who brings me up, duck it
Let me keep it 100
Two things shouldnt be your themes of discussion
The queen and her husband
Last thing youre gonna wanna be is our subjects, yeah
Whatever you say, Mrs. Majesty
Whatever you want, you can have from me
I want your love, just lead me on
Wont give it up, hey, hey, hey, hey
Cause Im a sucker for ya
Boom shang-a-lang-a-la
Boom shang-a-lang-a-la
Yo, now let me hit you back
Told em Id get you back
I know you sittin there just thinkin bout who did you that
I am who did you that
You trippin, did you pack?
Cant post on Nicki block unless you sellin Nicki crack
Here, take a Nicki pack
Check out this Nicki act
Nicki this, Nicki that
All these bitches piggyback
Ha, piggyback, ah, ah, ah back
Ah, ah, ah back, ah, ah
Out ah road, they lovin my style
The man dem want digits fi dial
Inna the dance, we a go skin out I know
And when I come out, yall suicidal
Yeah, on the real, Im these bitches idol
Gotta be dumb to make me your rival
Cause Im too powerful
And you not powerful
So say your prayers cause you bout to die slow
Die slow , die slow
Jealousy is a disease, die slow
Die slow , die slow
Tell her that jealousy is a disease, die slow157Embed |
Roman’s Revenge Lyrics
I am not Jasmine, I am Aladdin
So far ahead, these bums is laggin
See me in that new thing, bums is gaggin
Im startin to feel like a dungeon dragon
Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
Im startin to feel like a dungeon dragon
Look at my show footage, how these girls be spazzin
So fuck I look like gettin back to a has-been?
Yeah, I said it, has-been
Hang it up, flatscreen
Plasma
Hey Nicki, hey Nicki, asthma
I got the pumps, it aint got medicine
I got bars, sentencin
Im a bad bitch, Im a cunt
And Ill kick that ho, punt
Forced trauma, blunt
You play the back, bitch, Im in the front
You need a job, this aint cuttin it
Nicki Minaj is who you aint fuckin with
You lil Fraggle Rock, beat you with a pad-a-lock
I am a movie, camera block
You outta work, I know its tough
But enough is enough
Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon
Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon
I aint into S&M, but my whips off the chain
A little drop of candy paint drips off the frame
Twisted-ass mind, got a pretzel for a brain
An eraser for a head, fuckin pencil for a frame
You dont like it, then peel off, bitch
Every last woman on Earth Ill kill off
And I still wouldnt fuck you, slut
So wipe the smile on your grill off
I swear to God Ill piss a Happy Meal off
Get the wheels turning, spin, and wheel off
Snap the axle in half, bust the tie-rod
Quit hollering, Why, God?
He aint got shit to do with it
Bygonesll never be bygones
The world aint finished swallowing my wad
I aint finished blowing it, nice bra
Hope itll fit a tough titty, bitch, lifes hard
I swear to God life is a dumb blonde white broad
With fake tits and a bad dye job
Who just spit in my fuckin face and called me a fuckin tightwad
So finally I broke down and bought her an iPod
And caught her stealing my music
So I tied her arms and legs to the bed
Set up the camera and pissed twice on her
Look, two pees and a tripod
The moral to the story is lifes treating you like dry sod?
Kick it back in its face, my God
Its Shady and Nicki Minaj, you might find the sight quite odd
But dont ask why, bitch, ask why not?
The world-world is my punching bag and
If Im garbage, youre a bunch of maggots
Make that face, go on, scrunch it up at me
Show me the target so I can lunge and attack it
Like a, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
You fell off, off, they mustve bumped your wagon
You mustve went off the back, Im bout to go off the deep end
Told you to stay in your lane, you just jumped in traffic
Is this the thanks that I get for puttin you bitches on?
Is it my fault that all of you bitches gone?
Shouldve sent a thank-you note, you little ho
Now Ima wrap your coffin with a bow
Nicki, shes just mad cause you took the spot
Word, that bitch mad cause I took the spot?
Well, bitch, if you aint shittin, then get off the pot
Got some niggas out in Brooklyn thatll off your top
I hear the mumblin, I hear the cacklin
I got em scared, shook, panickin
Overseas, church, Vatican
You at a standstill, mannequin
You wanna sleep on me? Overnight?
Im the motherfuckin boss, overwrite
And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike
Now all my niggas gettin buck, overbite
I see them dusty-ass Filas, Levis
Raggedy Anns, holes in your knee-highs
I call the play, now do you see why?
These bitches callin me Manning, Eli
Manning, Eli, these bitches callin me Manning, Eli
All you lil faggots can suck it
No homo, but Ima stick it to em like refrigerator magnets
And Im crooked enough to make straitjackets bend
Yeah, look whos back again, bitch, keep acting as if
You have the same passion I have, yeah, right
Still hungry, my ass, you ass-dicks had gastric bypass
Aint hot enough to set fire to dry grass
And bout as violent as hair on eyelids, but eyelash
Go take a flying leap of faith off a fuckin balcony
Fore I shove a falcon wing up your fly ass
You know what time it is, so why ask?
When Shady and Nickis worlds clash
Its high class meets white trash
Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon
Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon
Roman, Roman, stop it, stop it
Youve gone mad, mad, I tell you, mad
You and this boy Slim Shady
Whats going on? Theyll lock you away
Theyll put you in a jail cell, I promise
Take your mothers warning, Roman, please
Back to bed, run along, lets go, come on
Wash your mouth out with soap, boys74Embed |
Rhyme or Reason Lyrics
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah yeah
Marshall
I dont have one
My mother reproduced like the komodo dragon
And had me on the back of a motorcycle, then crashed in
The side of loco-motive with rap, Im
Loco, its like handing a psycho a loaded handgun
Michelangelo with a paint gun in a tantrum
Bout to explode all over the canvas
Back with the Yoda of rap, In a spasm
Your music usually has em
But waned for the game your enthusiasm it hasnt
Follow you must, Rick Rubin my little Padawan.
A Jedi in training, colossal brain and
Thoughts are entertainin
But docile and impossible to explain and, Im also vain and
Probably find a way to complain about a Picasso painting
Puke Skywalker, but sound like Chewbacca when I talk
Full of such blind rage I need a seein eye dog
Cant even find the page I was writing this rhyme on
Oh, its on the ram-page
Couldnt see what I wrote, I write small
It says, Ever since I drove a 79 Lincoln with whitewalls
Had a fire in my heart
And a dire desire to aspire to Die Hard.
So as long as Im on the clock, punching this time card
Hip-hop aint dying on my watch
Now sometimes when Im sleepin
She comes to me in my dreams
Is she taken? Is she mine?
Dont got time, dont care, dont have two shits to give
Let me take you by the hand to promised land
And threaten everyone
Cause theres no rhyme or no reason for nothing
Marshall
I don’t know him, but I wonder—
Ha
No, if he had
He wouldnt have ended up in these rhymes on my pad
I wouldnt be so mad, my attitude wouldnt be so bad
Yeah, Dad, Im the epitome and the prime
Example of what happens when the power of the rhyme
Falls into the wrong hands and
Makes you want to get up and start dancin
Even if it is Charles Manson
Who just happens to be rappin, blue lights flashin
Laughin all the way to the bank, lampin in my K-Mart mansion
I’m in the style department
With a pile in my cart, rippin the aisle apart but
With great power comes
Absolutely no responsibility for content
Completely despondent and condescending
The king of nonsense and controversy is on a
Beat-killing spree, Your Honor
I must plead guilty, cause I sparked a revolution
Rebel without a cause who caused the evolution
Of rap, to take it to the next level, boost it
But several rebuked it, and whoever produced it
Does that mean it belongs to me?
Cause I just happen to be a white honky devil with two horns
That dont honk but every time I speak you hear a beep
But lyrically I never hear a peep, not even a whisper
Rappers better stay clear of me, bitch, cause its the—
Its the time of the season
When hate runs high
And this time, I wont give it to you easy
When I take back whats mine
With pleasured hands
And torture everyone, that is my plan
My job here isnt done
Cause theres no rhyme or no reason for nothing
Shady
I don’t give a fuck, but I wonder
Doubt it, ha
So, yeah, Dad—lets walk
Lets have us a father-and-son talk
But I bet we wouldnt probably get one block
Without me knocking your block off, this is all your fault
Maybe thats why Im so bananas I a-ppealed to all those walks
Of life, whoever had strife
Maybe thats what dad and son talks are like
Cause I related to the struggles of young America
When their fucking parents were unaware of their troubles
Now theyre rippin out their fuckin hair again, its hysterical
I chuckle as everybody bloodies their bare knuckles
Yeah, uh-oh, better beware, knuckle heads!
The sign of my hustle says:
Dont knock”, the doors broken, it wont lock
It might just fly open, get cold-cocked
You critics come to pay me a visit?
Misery loves company, please stay a minute!
Kryptonite to a hypocrite
Zip your lip if you dish it but cant take it
Too busy gettin stoned in your glass house
To kick rocks, then you wonder why I lash out
Mr. Mathers as advertised on the flyers, so spread the word
Cause Im promoting my passion til Im passed out
Completely brain-dead: Rain Man
Doing a Bankhead in a restraint chair
So, bitch, shoot me a look, it better be a blank stare
Or get shanked in the pancreas
Im angrier than all eight other reindeer
Put together with Chief Keef cause I hate every fuckin thang, yeah
Even this rhyme, bitch
And quit tryin look for a fuckin reason for it that aint there
But I still am a Criminal!
Ten-year-old degenerate grabbin on my genitals!
The last Mathers LP done went diamond
This time Im predicting that this one will go emerald!
When will the madness end?
How can it when theres no method to the pad and pen?
The only message that I have to send
Is: Dad, Im back at it again!
Bitch… 142Embed |
Stepping Stone Lyrics
Take me to the river
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Its 2002, everything was totally new
We were globally huge, watchin sales go through the roof
We wrote and we feuded, Runyon Avenue soldiers included
A multitude of homies who would pounce for no good excuse
We were so bulletproof—wrote, souped, and soaked in our youth
Thought we was runnin shit til we lost the sole of our shoe
The death of Doody broke us in two
We were thrown for a loop, aint none of us know what to do
And at the time I was goin through my own struggles too
So I wasnt in no condition to be coachin us through
Everyone tried to go solo, really nobody blew
I was hopin they do, so I aint have to shoulder the crew
The plan was put everyone in position so that they knew
How to stand on their own, and I dont wanna open up wounds
I just noticed that oomph was gone when we go in the booth
Cause the truth is, the moment that Proof died, so did the group
Shoot!
If I could leave this all behind
I could open up my eyes and walk in a straight line
Down to the river with you
Help me leave this all behind
Ima wash away my sins
Ima rinse away this dirt
I forgot to make amends
To all the friends I may have hurt
I better stop and say my grace
From it I pray that I dont fall
Cause on the way back down I may
End up runnin back into them all
I never meant to use you all as my stepping stones
It was never the same, and its bothered me since
And the farther we drift apart, the more awkward it gets
The more time goes by, the more life happens
And we gotta be men, we got responsibilities
Plus we dont say how we feel
And I feel like this is what got us in the debacle were in
Been with you guys thick and thin
But its almost as if sometimes were not even friends
Which reminded me, Biz, Rockstar was the shit
Yall coulda got you a hit without me on the shit
If youda put D12 on it, wish I coulda did
Porter tried talkin you into comin up off it
I know it wasnt my fault, but part of it probably is
I think of all of the trips to BET
And the rappers I wish that we woulda politicked with
Maybe yall coulda clicked and got you some features
But thats water under the bridge
But Im washin my sins in it til my conscience is cleansed
If I could leave this all behind
I could open up my eyes and walk in a straight line
Down to the river with you
Help me leave this all behind
Ima wash away my sins
Ima rinse away this dirt
I forgot to make amends
To all the friends I may have hurt
I better stop and say my grace
From it I pray that I dont fall
Cause on the way back down I may
End up runnin back into them all
I never meant to use you all as my stepping stones
Bacardi and Hen, never thought the party would end
One minute youre bodyin shit, but then your audience splits
You can already sense the climate is startin to shift
To these kids you no longer exist
Went from rainin cats and dogs in this bitch
To tiny drops, little drips
And by the time your reign is over, youll hardly be missed
You start thinkin of all the artists you dissed
All the carnage you left, is this the kind of karma you get
For turnin your fuckin back on Bizzy, Kuniva, and Swift?
A Freudian slip, subconsciously, I honestly wished
I aint feel so much guilt and yall didnt harbor resentment
But its hard to pretend that yall aint got none
I just wish I had words, but I guess there just are none for this
To my partners, I cant say how sorry I am
This is not how I planned for our story to end
I love all of you men
But I just cant be the guy everybody depends
On for entire careers cause thats not even fair
I will always be here, but that spark isnt there
And I dont know how to recapture that time and that era
Ive tried hearkening back to, but Im fightin for air
Im barely chartin myself
Feels like Im on the descent, but it was not my intent
To treat yall like a stepping stone
Though I aint left no one behind, but we been down every road
Done all we possibly can, I know we kept our hopes up
But the longer we spend livin this lie that we live
The less is left for closure, so lets let this go
Its not goodbye to our friendship, but D12 is over
Ima wash away my sins
Ima rinse away this dirt
I forgot to make amends
To all the friends I may have hurt
I better stop and say my grace
From it I pray that I dont fall
Cause on the way back down I may
End up runnin back into them all
I never meant to use you all as my stepping stones
I never meant to make you feel like my stepping stones
I never meant to use you all for my stepping stones159Embed |
Just Don’t Give a Fuck Lyrics
Woah, a-get yo hands in the air
And get to clappin em and, like, back and forth
Because a-this is what you thought it wasnt
It bes the brothers representin the Dirty Dozen
I be the F-R-O, the double G
And check out my man, he goes by the name of, um, er-
Slim Shady, brain dead like Jim Brady
Im a M-80, you little like that Kim lady
Im buzzin, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer
Cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer
You wacker than the motherfucker you bit yo style from
You aint gon sell two copies if you press a double album
Admit it, fuck it, while we comin out in the open
Im doin acid, crack, smack, coke, and smokin dope then
My name is Marshall Mathers, Im an alcoholic
I have a disease and they dont know what to call it
Better hide your wallet cause Im comin up quick to strip yo cash
Bought a ticket to yo concert just to come and whip yo ass
Bitch, Im comin out swingin so fast itll make yo eyes spin
You gettin knocked the fuck out like Mike Tyson
The proof is in the puddin, just ask DeShaun Holton
Ill slit yo motherfuckin throat worse than Ron Goldman
So when you see me on yo block with two Glocks
Screamin, Fuck the world like 2Pac
Talkin that shit behind my back, dirty mackin
Tellin your boys that Im on crack
So put my tape back on the rack, go run and tell your friends
My shit is wack
But see me on the street and duck
Cause you gon get stuck, stoned, and snuffed
Im nicer than Pete, but Im on a search to crush a milkbone
Im everlastin, I melt vanilla ice like silicone
Im ill enough to just straight up diss you for no reason
Im colder than snow season when its 20 below freezin
Flavor with no seasoning, this is the sneak preview
Ill diss yo magazine and still wont get a weak review
Ill make yo freak leave you, smell the Folgers crystals
This is lyrical combat, gentlemen, hold your pistols
But I form like Voltron and blast you with my shoulder missiles
Slim Shady, M&M was the old initials
Extortion, snortin, supportin abortion
Pathological liar, blowin shit outta proportion
The looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic
Impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict
Half animal, half man
Dumpin yo dead body inside of a fuckin trash can
With more holes than an afghan
So when you see me on yo block with two Glocks
Screamin, Fuck the world like 2Pac
Talkin that shit behind my back, dirty mackin
Tellin your boys that Im on crack
So put my tape back on the rack, go run and tell your friends
My shit is wack
But see me on the street and duck
Cause you finna get stuck, stoned, and snuffed
Somebody let me out this limousine
Im a caged demon
On stage screamin like Rage Against the Machine
Im convinced Im a fiend
Shootin up while this record is spinnin
Clinically brain-dead, I dont need a second opinion
Fuck droppin a jewel, Im flippin a sacred treasure
Ill bite yo motherfuckin style just to make it fresher
I cant take the pressure, Im sick of bitches
Sick of naggin bosses bitchin while Im washin dishes
In school, I never said much, too busy havin a head rush
Doin too much rush, had my face flushed like red blush
Then I went to Jim Beam, thats when my face grayed
Went to gym in eighth grade, the womens swim team
Dont take me for a joke, Im no comedian
Too many mental problems got me snortin coke and smokin weed again
Im goin up over the curb, drivin on the median
Finally made it home but I dont got the key to get in
So when you see me on yo block with two Glocks
Screamin, Fuck the world like 2Pac
Talkin that shit behind my back, dirty mackin
Tellin your boys that Im on crack
So put my tape back on the rack, go run and tell your friends
My shit is wack
But see me on the street and duck
Cause you finna get stuck, stoned, and snuffed
Outsiderz, Pacewon, Young Zee
D.U156Embed |
Campaign Speech LyricsJumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store
With a Treacherous Four cassette and a cassette recorder
In Ecuador with Edward Norton
Witness the metamorphosis
Of a legend growin like an expert swordsman
From the Hessian war and
Hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born with the endorphins of a pathetic orphan
Endless source and reservoir
Of extension cords in dresser drawers
And deadbolts on the bedroom doors
And sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin
Excellent boyfriend
Use intercourse to settle scores
With women who have vendettas towards men
Dickhead is forced in til theres shredded foreskin
Reddish torn and theyre only bein fed a portion
Bed sores and sore shins
Pregnant whores can get abortions
Fetish for stickin metal forks in, self-absorption
Skeletor, I went to Hell and fell a floor
A predator, Im headed for competitors
Better warn em, what I lack in tact and a set of morals
I make up for in metaphors like a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris with a thesaurus
Yes, of course, a mess of warrants
You want some? Come and get some, boys!
Im givin Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course
On excessive force and pressure points
And dressin George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange
Dress and four inch heels to address the court
With a bullseye on his back, his whole chest and torso
Are left on the doorsteps of Trayvons dad as a present for him
In my present form Im Desert Storm
Appetite for destruction theres no suppressant for
Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in every morsel
Unpleasant, horrible; hello, gorgeous!
The rebel with devil horns just fell off the yellow short bus
Met a contortionist, said, When you wanna get sexual?
She said, However I fit in your schedule. Im flexible.
Expired tags on the Saturn, got Catherine Bach
In the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on
At a traffic stop gettin harassed, sign an autograph
For this asshole cops daughter
Laugh cause I called her a brat on it
He spat on it and brought it back lookin half in shock
Had a heart attack and dropped dead
Started fallin back with it
And got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One ball and half a dick, Apple Watch
Crack front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff, pulled Tabasco sauce out of my satchel
Knocked over a fishermans tackle box and crash sound
Asked if they had a laugh in stock
That was fuckin stupid…
You got it twisted, all cause I offered this bitch
A doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic
Bitch, get to massagin this dick!
Like spas in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of lipstick
Got a shoppin list for you to run some odds and ends with
Theres not a bitch on this earth I can be monogamous with
Shes non-existent
Robin Thicke with a throbbin dick on some suave and slick shit
But I shout derogatives at bitches like fuckin missile launches
Misfit, blond and nitwit
Like Ive gone ballistic, with a frostin tip kit
Screamed, I hate blondes, and became one, Im optimistic
Love to start shit
Shovin Clark Kents undergarments in the glove compartment
Of the bucket, bumpin Bubba Sparxxx
Im double parkin up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser
Shadiest mothafucka youll ever come across
Olympic gymnast, been known for some assaults
A couple lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach ulcer
Same damn brain scan results as Rainmans is
Somethings off, but when Dustin Hoffmans
Dressin up in your mummy costume
On stage dancin to Brain Damage, whats the problem?
Nothings wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, Ima dunk
A bunch of Trump supporters underwater
Snuck up on em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a spray tan
Its a wrap, like an ACE bandage
Dont-give-a-fuck persona, to my last DNA strand
E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs with the stagehand
She wants kielbasa, pre-arrange an escape plan
Three-inch blade on point, like a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man
But you should be afraid of this dang candidate
You say Trump dont kiss ass like a puppet
Cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin
And thats what you wanted
A fuckin loose cannon whos blunt with his hand on the button
Who doesnt have to answer to no one—great idea!
If I was president, gettin off is
The first order of business, once I get in office
Second thing thatll make me happys walkin up to Uncle Sam
Naked, laughin, dick cupped in hand
Screamin, Fuck safe sex!
Throw a latex and an AIDS test at him
Tell Congress I run this land
And I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to friction and static
Addict who cant escape the habit
Continue to chase the dragon
But as fate would have it, I walked up in Major Magics
Dressed as the maintenance man
In a laser tag vest and a racin jacket
With a gauge to blast it
And sped away in the station wagon
Stacey Dashs and Casey Anthonys
Crazy asses in the backseat
Throwin Stayfree pads at me
Dead passenger in the passenger seat
Unfasten the safety latches
And slam on the brakes in traffic so hard
I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires
Finna get a murder case and catch it
Like you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann Roof through the windshield of the Benz
Until he spins like a pinwheel and begins feelin...
Like a windmiller with a thin build while his skins peelin
And skids til he hits a cement pillar
Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder
Knock it into the upper peninsula
You wanna go against zilla? The Rap God
When will I quit? Never been realer
The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt
Whose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla
Or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller
Revenge killer, avenge syllable binge
Fill a syringe, til I
Draw first blood
Even pop shit on my pop shit, and its popular
Couldnt be more awkwarder
Cause your innocence I robbed you of
Its my fingers that got stuck up
Taught ya ta not give a
Slapstick, hockey puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off
Like an arm when its lopped off of ya
But Im not gonna get the shotgun
Or Glock, Ima opt for the ox
Cause Im into objects that are sharp when I shop
And its not a shock, Im such an obnoxious fucker
The Rock Hudson of rock cause who would have thought
This much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter
That was for 50, little slap on the wrist be warned
Im unravelin quickly
My squabbles, Im grappling with your time traveling with me
Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a flask of the whiskey
Tip it back then Im twisting wine bottles
Like what happened to Chris Reeves spine column
Thats the plan of attack when Im fixing my problems
Wish my chest wasnt having to get these rhymes off em
But the fact that I have so many rappers against me mind boggles
And why I havent come back on these faggots who diss me is
More of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel
But my patience is wearing thin
Swear I been contemplatin rubbing shit in your face til I smear it in
Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen
And never appear again
If you actually had fuckin careers to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer em in that direction and forget my ideas for them
Molly, Im gone off you
Man, light some kush
Youre my first take, Ill nail you
Cant lie, I gush
If I won you over, you would be the grand prize
Im entranced by your looks, come and give the Shady franchise a push
You can get it in the can like some Anheuser-Busch
Jeans too small, least three pant sizes tush
Mushed against your damn side, your puss
And thighs are squished
What kind of attires that?
Im ready to be rode
Psychopath, bet you well get it poppin like a flat
Light the match to ignite the wrath
Got knives to slash and slice hermaphrodites in halves
Piper Chapmans might just have to picket me
Like a scab
Hard to describe in fact
Startling violent perhaps
Are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that
And you arent really surprised at that
But as far as these lines I rap
And these bars, wouldnt dial it back if I star 69ed the track
Why am I such a dick?158Embed |
Dead Wrong Lyrics
Bad Boy, baby
Yeah, yeah
Junior M.A.F.I.A., yeah
B.I.G. 2000, B.I.G. 2000 again
Yeah
The weak or the strong
Who got it going on?
Youre dead wrong
The weak or the strong
Who got it going on?
Youre dead wrong
Relax and take notes while I take tokes of the marijuana smoke
Throw you in a choke—gunsmoke, gunsmoke
Biggie Smalls for mayor, the rap slayer
The hooker layer, motherfucker, say your prayers!
Hail Mary, full of grace... Smack the bitch in the face
Take her Gucci bag and the North Face off her back
Jab her if she act funny with the money
Oh, you got me mistaken, honey
I dont wanna rape ya, I just want the paper
The Visa, capisce-ah? Im out like The Vapors
Whos the one you call Mr. Macho?
The head honcho, swift fists like Cu-macho
I got so much styles I should be down with the Stylistics
Make up to break up, niggas need to wake up
Smell the Indonesia, beat you to a seizure
Then fuck your moms, hit the skins to amnesia
She dont remember shit, just the two hits
Her hittin the floor and me hittin the clit
Sucking on the tits, had the hooker beggin for the dick
And your moms aint ugly, love, my dick got rock quick
I guess I was a combination of House of Pain and Bobby Brown
I was Humpin Around and Jumpin Around
Jacked her, then, I asked her, Whos her man? She said, B-I-G,
Then I bust in her E-Y-E
Yo Big, youre dead wrong
The weak or the strong
Who got it going on?
Youre dead wrong
Yo Big, youre dead wrong
The weak or the strong
Who got it going on?
Youre dead wrong
The weak or the strong
Who got it going on?
Youre dead wrong
Yo Big, youre dead wrong
The weak or the strong
Who got it going on?
Youre dead wrong
When I get dusted I like to spread the blood like mustard
Trust it, my hardcore rain leaves you rusted
Move over, Lucifer, Im more ruthless, uh
Leave you toothless, youll kibitz, Ill flip it
Tears dont affect me, I hit em with the TEC, Gs
Disrespect me, my potency is deadly
Im shooting babies; no ifs, ands or maybes
Hit mummy in the tummy if the hooker plays a dummy
Slit the wrist of little sis after she sucked the dick
I stabbed her brother with the ice pick
Because he wanted me to fuck him from the back
But Smalls dont get down like that
Found your father hiding in a room, fucked him with the broom
Slit him down the back and threw salt in the wound
Who you think youre dealing with?
Anybody step into my path is fucking feeling it
Hardcore, I got it sucked like a pussy
Stab you til youre gushy, so please dont push me
Im using rubbers so they wont trace the semen
The black demon got the little hookers screaming
Because you know I love it young, fresh and green
With no hair in between, know what I mean?
The weak or the strong, who got it going on?
Youre dead wrong Yo Big, youre dead wrong
The weak or the strong, who got it going on?
Youre dead wrong
The weak or the strong, who got it going on?
Youre dead wrong Yo Big, youre dead wrong
The weak or the strong who got it going on?
Youre dead wrong
Theres several different levels to Devil worshiping
Horses heads, human sacrifices, cannibalism, candles and exorcism
Animals, having sex with em, camels, mammals and rabbits
But I dont get into that, I kicked the habit
I just beat you to death with weapons that eat through the flesh
And I never eat you unless the fucking meat looks fresh
I got a lion in my pocket, Im lyin, I got a .9 in my pocket
And baby, Im just dyin to cock him
Hes ready for war, Im ready for war
I got machetes and swords for any faggot that said he was raw
My Uzis heavy as yours, yeah you met me before
I just didnt have as large an arsenal of weapons before
Marshall will step in the door, Ill lay your head on the floor
With your body spread on the bedspread, red on the wall
Red on the ceiling, red on the floor, get a new whore
Met on the second, wed on the third, then shes dead on the fourth
Im dead wrong!
The weak or the strong
Who got it going on?
Youre dead wrong
Yo Big, youre dead wrong
The weak or the strong
Who got it going on?
Youre dead wrong
The weak or the strong
Who got it going on?
Youre dead wrong
Yo Big, youre dead wrong
The weak or the strong
Who got it going on?
Youre dead wrong
The weak or the strong
Who got it going on?
Youre dead wrong
Yo Big, youre dead wrong
The weak or the strong
Who got it going on?
Youre dead wrong
We wont stop, cause we cant stop
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The Hills Lyrics
Said you want a little company
And I love it, cause the thrills cheap
Said you left him for good this time
Still, if he knew I was here, hed wanna kill me
But its time you met the real me, filthy
But wasnt always, will be
Your pill refill and Ill still be your addiction
You can touch a prescription, but dont fill me
I let you see my dark side
But like a mic check, you got one too
So when the sparks fly
We hit the flight deck and got sprung
Like an ejector seat from an F-15
But tonight, we dont need those pills
Just the effects of each other, but we gon film
Cause I will want your ex to see
That...
I only call you when its half past five
The only time that Ill be by your side
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me
When Im fucked up, thats the real me
When Im fucked up, thats the real me, yeah
I only fuck you when its half past five
The only time Id ever call you mine
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me
When Im fucked up, thats the real me
When Im fucked up, thats the real me, babe
And every time he hurt you, I heard you
Your shoulder to cry on
And Ill be damned if I werent who you turned to
You said he drove you to my arms
But dont you know
Remember when I told you
I would never let down my guard?
And I hope you
Feel like dirt when I hold you
Cause is it really over?
But you just want a little company
And you just really wanna thrill-seek
Said you left him for good this time
Bullshit, what your friends do, spill beans?
Or you just wanna be guilt free, and still creep
But these hills see from their POV, we can touch
But the only way youll film me is with a camera, feel me?
Youre nothin but a barfly
You got your sights set on the one who you run to
But Im a far cry from what you might get, if we come true
So keep textin me
But at night, if you seek those thrills, what I expect to be?
Cause if you cheat on him
Just means I will be the next to be your ex
So no complexities, just sex
And dont lecture me, just accept that...
I only call you when its half past five
The only time that Ill be by your side
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me
When Im fucked up, thats the real me
When Im fucked up, thats the real me, yeah
I only fuck you when its half past five
The only time Id ever call you mine
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me
When Im fucked up, thats the real me
When Im fucked up, thats the real me, babe
Hills have eyes, the hills have eyes
Who are you to judge? Who are you to judge?
Hide your lies, girl, hide your lies
Only you to trust, only you
I only call you when its half past five
The only time that Ill be by your side
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me
When Im fucked up, thats the real me
When Im fucked up, thats the real me, yeah
I only fuck you when its half past five
The only time Id ever call you mine
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me
When Im fucked up, thats the real me
When Im fucked up, thats the real me, babe
Ewedihalehu
Yene konjo, ewedihalehu
Yene fikir, fikir, fikir, fikir
Yene fikir, fikir, fikir, fikir
Ewedihalehu
Yene konjo, ewedihalehu147Embed |
Infinite Lyrics
Aw, yeah
Its Eminem, baby
Back up in that motherfuckin ass
One time for your motherfuckin mind
We represent the 313—you know what I’m sayin?
Yo, they don’t know shit about this, for the 96
Ayo, my pen and paper cause a chain reaction
To get your brain relaxin, the zany actin maniac in action
A brainiac, in fact, son, you mainly lack attraction
You look insanely wack when just a fraction of my tracks runs
My rhymin skills got you climbin hills
I travel through your mind and chill your spine like siren drills
Im slimin grills of roaches with spray that disinfects
And twistin necks of rappers til their spinal column disconnects
Put this in decks and check the monologue, turn your system up
Twist em up and indulge in the marijuana smog
This is the season for noise pollution contamination
Examination of more car-tunes than animation
My lamination of nar-er-ration, hits a snare and bass
On a track for duck rapper interrogation
When I declare invasion, there aint no time to be starin gazin
I turn the stage into a barren wasteland
Im infinite
You heard of Hell, well, I was sent from it
I went to it, servin a sentence for murderin instruments
Now Im tryin to repent from it, but when I hear the beat
Im tempted to make another attempt at it
Im infinite
Bust it, I let the beat commence
So I can beat the sense in your elite defense
I got some meat to mince
Some fruit to stomp, and then two feet to rinse
I greet the gents and ladies, I spoil loyal fans
I foil plans and leave fluids leakin like oil pans
My coiled hands around this microphone are lethal
One thought in my cerebral is deeper than a jeep-full of people
MCs are feeble, I came to cause some pandemonium
Battle a band of phony MCs and stand the lonely one
Imitator intimidator, stimulator
Simulator of data, eliminator
Theres never been a greater since the burial of Jesus
Fuck around and catch all the venereal diseases
My thesisll smash a stereo to pieces
My acappella releases classic masterpieces, through telekinesis
It eases you mentally, gently
Sentimentally, instrumentally
With entity, dementedly meant to be infinite
You heard of Hell, well, I was sent from it
I went to it, servin a sentence for murderin instruments
Now Im tryin to repent from it, but when I hear the beat
Im tempted to make another attempt at it
Im infinite
Man, I got evidence, Im never dense
And Ive been clever ever since
My residence was hesitant to do some shit that represents the MO
So Im assumin all responsibility
Cause theres a monster real in me that always wants to kill MCs
Mic nestler, slammin like a wrestler
Here to make a mess of a lyric-smugglin embezzler
No one is specialer, my skill is intergalactical
I get cynical, act a fool then I send a crew back to school
I never packed a tool or acted cool, it wasnt practical
Id rather let a tactical, tactful track tickle your fancy
In fact, I cant see, or cant imagine
A man who aint a lover of beats or a fan of scratchin
So this is for my family, the kid who had a cameo
On my last jam plus the man who never had a plan B
Be all you can be
‘Cause once you make an instant hit, Im tensed a bit
And tempted when I see the sins my friends commit
Im infinite
You heard of Hell, well, I was sent from it
I went to it, servin a sentence for murderin instruments
Now Im tryin to repent from it, but when I hear the beat
Im tempted to make another attempt at it
Im infinite
You heard of Hell, well, I was sent from it
I went to it, servin a sentence for murderin instruments
Now Im tryin to repent from it, but when I hear the beat
Im tempted to make another attempt at it
Im infinite
95 , 96
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Ooh Kill ’Em Lyrics
Get it right Terio
Ooh, ooh kill em, ooh kill em, ooh
You ready? You ready?
I dont think they is
Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move they lips
I spit crack for my niggas that be moving bricks
With they exclusive bitch
Sippin on Amaretto when she loose and shit
Niggas sleeping on me then I Freddy Krueger shit
With a few Philly niggas that be shootin shit
Im like Dre, I wish I had my nigga Snupe for this
Oh, I grew up, I screw up a oz of crack
Then I blew up they knew us before all this rap
I maneuvered with shooters
You fuck around with me, get smoked like a hookah
My ruger go booyah, I do it for the streets
You do it for the nigga with the backpack
I do it for the niggas on the corner
Tryna make a meal ticket with a crack pack
Hold up wait a minute let me back track
Hov gave you 24, let you have that
Man you claiming you the king of New York
What the fuck wrong with you nigga, step back
Hundred shots, aim straight at your snap cap
Everybody want the crown so I snatch that
Heard your gun go doo-doo-dooo-dooo
Well my gun go blat-blat-blat-blat-blat
What the fuck I gotta whisper to niggas
To earn my respect just to get to these niggas
Go Ether, Takeover or Jigga on niggas
Or really go 2Pac and Biggie on niggas
What the fuck wrong with him
Like really Im sick of you niggas
Youve been in the game like a year and some change
And you feeling yourself so Im killing these niggas like...
Let the beat come back and the streets come back
Niggas on the west tryna make the east come back
Make me grow these nappy braids, make the beast come back like
And a nigga fuck around get the R.I.C.O Act
Shoot shoot, and one, where my free throw at?
And my lil nigga Bobby cant eat those flats
Like ooh kill em, ooh kill em
Ooh kill em, ooh kill em
They know Meek Milly, I barely went gold
But Meek Milly look like he sold two million
All this new money Im getting my nigga
I swear I dont know what to do with it
Yeah its Meek Milly, Im bombing on rappers
I really dont give a fuck who with em
Pair with a nigga like me one time, like me one time
And yall forgot about me
Acting like I dont really want mine
What the fuck wrong with em
Know how we feeling, let me get back to it
Terio like ooh kill em, ooh kill em
Ooh kill em, ooh kill em, ooh kill em, ooh186Embed |
Shake That Lyrics
Woo! Shady
Aftermath
There she go, shakin that ass on the flo
Bumpin and grindin that pole
The way shes grindin that pole
I think Im losin control
Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunk
Get fucked up, hit the strip club
Dont forget ones, get your dick rubbed, get fucked
Get sucked, get wasted, shit-faceted
Pasted, plastered – puke, drink, throw up
Get a new drink, hit the bathroom sink, throw up
Wipe your shoe clean, got a routine goin
Still got a few chunks on them shoestrings showin
I was dehydrated til the beat vibrated
I was revived as soon as this bitch gyrated
Them hips and licked them lips, and that was it
I had to get Nate Dogg here to sing some shit
Two to the one, from the one to the three
I like good pussy and I like good tree
Smoke so much weed, you wouldnt believe
And I get mo ass than a toilet seat
Three to the one, from the one to the three
I met a bad bitch last night in the D
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me:
Conversation and Hennessy
Ive been to the motherfuckin mountaintop
Heard motherfuckers talk, seen em drop
If I aint got a weapon, Ima pick up a rock
And when I bust yo ass, Im gon continue to rock
Get your ass off the wall with your two left feet
Its real easy, just follow the beat
Dont let that fine girl pass you by
Look real close cause strobe lights lie
We bout to have a party
Lets get it started
Im lookin fo a girl with a body and a sexy strut
Wanna get it poppin, baby? Step right up
Some girls, they act retarded
Some girls are bout it, bout it
Im lookin fo a girl that will do whatever the fuck
I say, every day she be givin it up
Shake that ass for me
Shake that ass for me, come on, girl
Shake that ass for me
Shake that ass for me, ah, girl
Shake that ass for me
Shake that ass for me, come on, girl
Shake that ass for me
Shake that ass for me
Im a menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Open your mouth for about four or five minutes
Take a little bit of this fluoride rin-inse
Swish, but dont spit it; swallow it and now finish, yeah
Me and Nate D-o-double-g
Lookin for a couple bitches with some double Ds
Pop a little champagne and a couple Es
Slip it in her bubbly, we finna, finna have a
We bout to have a party
Lets get it started
Im lookin fo a girl I can fuck in my Hummer truck
Apple Bottom jeans and a big ol butt
Some girls, they act retarded
Some girls are bout it, bout it
I want a bitch to sit at the crib with no panties on
Knows that she can, but she wont say no
Look at this lady all in front of me
Sexy as can be, tonight, I want a slut
Would you be mine?
Heard you was freaky from a friend of mine
Now, I hope you dont get mad at me
But I told Nate you was a freak, he said he wants a slut
Hope you dont mind
I told him how you like it from behind
Shake that ass for me
Shake that ass for me, come on, girl
Shake that ass for me
Shake that ass for me, ah, girl
Shake that ass for me
Shake that ass for me, come on, girl
Shake that ass for me
Shake that ass for me
We bout to have a party
Lets get it started
Im lookin fo a girl with a body and a sexy strut
Wanna get it poppin, baby? Step right up
Some girls, they act retarded
Some girls are bout it, bout it
Im lookin fo a girl that will do whatever the fuck
I say, every day she be givin it up
There she go, shakin that ass on the flo
Bumpin and grindin that pole
The way shes grindin that pole
I think Im losin control
God
And I aint leavin without you, bitch!
Comin home with me!
And my boy, and his boy
And his boy
And his girl
Haha, Nate Dogg!97Embed |
Zeus Lyrics
She says I am trash, but she listens to Tekashi
Bitch, you lost me
Fair weather, wishy-washy
She thinks machine washed me
Swear to God, man, her favorite rapper wish hed cross me
I love conflict, got a obnoxious subconscious
Im afraid to unlock it
Keep those monsters in the closet
Im what an idiotic savant is
But Ive been throwin down gauntlets since that underground Rawkus
Where I planted my roots
Thats how I had a whole planet that roots for me
As in the group, and no one thinks dark as I think
So imagine the havoc these black thoughts are to wreak
As in Trotter, I keep slaughterin beats
Shout out to Beatminerz and T-Minus
But, me, long as I breathe, promise to be honest
And wholeheartedly, apologies, Rihanna
For that song that leaked, Im sorry, Ri
It wasnt meant to cause you grief
Regardless, it was wrong of me, but
I be on my own , head up in the clouds like Zeus
When they say, You aint the GOAT, I come down like, Who?
But I got my head in the clouds like Zeus
Swear I can see the game from a birds-eye view, ayy
Bitch, you talkin to a rap god, ayy
Girl, you talkin to a monsta, ayy
You could give your whole damn life to the music thing
They gon turn around like they dont love you
Yeah, they woke a giant up
So when I get back on my feet, dont wonder why in the
Fuck is my head in the clouds
G5 with the stewardess, gettin head in the clouds
Mile-high club , I give a flying fuck
Punchliner just tryin to survive in this climate of vaginas
Who dyin to cancel my ass like Aunt Jemima syrup
Im a shit-stirrer, youre a dime-a
Dozen, said I couldnt do it
Hit Europe, kicked the door in, put a foot through it
Like a stirrup
Used to have to sit and watch them bills pile up
Now I just sit back and watch them bills pile up , but
I be on my own , head up in the clouds like Zeus
When they say, You aint the GOAT, I come down like, Who?
But I got my head in the clouds like Zeus
Swear I can see the game from a birds-eye view, ayy
Bitch, you talkin to a rap god, ayy
Girl, you talkin to a monsta, ayy
You could give your whole damn life to the music thing
They gon turn around—
Ive seen them come and go
Ive seen the hugest debuts
Ive had a great view to see the game through
And Drake, theyre gonna turn on you one day too
And the more you win, the sooner they do
Theyll be calling you a trash bin
Sayin that your new one isnt better than your last and
Even if it is, once they start to turn their backs
They aint never comin back in
They did it to Chance
Next theyll be mentionin Future in the past tense
Or sayin Adiós to Migos
I aint dissin, Im just tryna keep the shit a C-note
Same people been tryna do the shit to me, so
I call them people
Because theyre so easy to see through em
But a fighters all I knew how to be
I got the shit beat out of me
Tripped and fell and blew out a knee
Popped it back in and hopped up like, Fuck it
Best two out of three, yeah
Man, I gotta be doin somethin right
I got eleven years of sobriety
So the only bottom Ima be hittin is if its sodomy
Wait, I mean, you would think that somebody handed a saw to me
How Im choppin these bars
They keep wantin me to rap responsibly
When Im constantly passin the buck like the fuckin Dollar Tree
But Ima always remind you that I came from poverty
Black people saved my life, from the Doc and Deshaun
And all that we want is racial equality
R.I.P. Laquan McDonald, Trayvon, and Breonna
Atatiana, Rayshard, and Dominique
Eric Garner and Rodney King
No, we cant get along til these white motherfuckin cops
Who keep murderin Blacks are off the streets
And, as far as squashin beef, Im used to people knockin me
But, just not in my camp
And diplomatic as Im tryna be
Last thing I need is Snoop doggin me
Man, Dogg, you was like a damn god to me
Nah, not really
I had dog backwards
But Im startin to think, all these people takin shots at me
Shit, its no wonder
I be on my own, head up in the clouds like Zeus
When they say, You aint the GOAT, I come down like, Who?
But I got my head in the clouds like Zeus
Swear I can see the game from a birds-eye view, ayy
Bitch, you talkin to a rap god, ayy
Girl, you talkin to a monsta, ayy
You could give your whole damn life to the music thing
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The Adventures of Moon Man & Slim Shady Lyrics
Yep
Yep
Uh-huh
Yeah, nigga
Yeah, its been a minute, but Im back in it
Yall aint dealing with the same boy
Got a little trippy, then I transitioned
New attitude mixed with that pure raw
The night game, your girl called
She like, Do me, baby, down to get busy, busy?
No dice, chill, whoadie
In life, feeling dizzy
Oh, having visions of the city and I go to war
See me in the day through the late night
Tell em its the charm, Im in freeze mode
To the gods, cant stop a hero when he in flight
Im swimming in the light right
Go and get you some, go and show em something, this a new thang
Yeah, I let my nuts hang
Knock your top off with LeBron or Dwyane Wade
Aww, lift off
Cant stunt a nigga growth, better get gone, move along
You dont wanna trip, wanna get it on
You dont wanna act, dont get me wrong
They dont listen to the words in the song
We aint gotta tell em, we just getting ready
See em fronting, we aint kidding
If you want it, you can get it
Members of the rage, come and get you some
Next steps out the jet from the lean back
Running round the world and we aint packed
Hit em, vroom, vroom, leave em stuck, oh, you seen that?
Im chillin where the team at
See a black Benz pull up with some jawns, yeah, I need that
So crazy, cant believe it
No cams, damn, no filming at all, real nigga facts
Years ago, rehab
All good, helped me figure out another plan
It got bad, so bad
Nah, I aint fucking love that, man
Then I hopped out in a new zone with my Louis bag
True story, take you through the dark and the light
Godson, got through new
Back up in the world, its the day in the life
Hit the blunt and get it
Raised bars , same song, we did it
Hot sauce, pour it on all jams, explicit
Carry on, smoke strong, got your mama down with it
And the game fuckin needed something dirty raw
Tell them this the law and we weeded
So if its God you believe in
Bob your head and just nod in agreement
They say times undefeated
Ima be the first one who can beat it
I had hoop dreams, now I shoot threes
Got a lil green , but I dont do weed
Purp nor lean , thats Tunechi
Thats New Orleans , fuck Drew Brees
Snoop D-O-double , thats two Gs
I probably spent on paper, ooh-wee
Since Tuesday, probably killed a few trees
But the only ones I smoke are the loose leaf
Not high, but Im your highness
And secretly, youre on my dick
But you haters are butthurt , bunch of sore hind-ends
I was just a poor white kid
Now if rap was B-ball, Id be Jordan-like, bitch
You wish you could score like this , yeah
Not even at half court, Id miss
Im mouthwash, cause if I was on the floor, Id swish
But I cannot lie
I got you in my top five
Worst rappers of all time
I lost my spot, yall got Alzheim
King of rap? Nah, their words, not mine
King of swear words and not lying
You should never compare yours
A toll-free number , only way youll ever have a hot line
Fucks going on, man?
Bunch of half-wits up in office
Half of us walking around like a zombie apocalypse
Other half are just pissed off and
Dont wanna wear a mask and theyre just scoffing
And thats how you end up catching the shit off em
I just used the same basket as you shopping
Now Im in a fuckin casket from you coughin
Always stay ahead of haters, let em hate
But never let a traitor penetrate your circle
Separate yourself from those who try to pull you down
The real ones never stray, its sort of like Medusa
Thats how you stay ahead of snakes
Emcees pull out gats, I dont give a fuck how strapped
Youre gonna out-rap me? I doubt that
Please, bitch, Im a house rat
These raps are bout that cheese like mousetraps
Earthlings, I adapt to em
Certain things, I dont want to do, but have to in
Order to just act human
Like using a bathroom and vacuuming
Rapping in the booth in a triple fat goose hazmat suit
Bubble wrap and a mask too and
I dont think thats what they meant by trap music
Running through ink like Im tattooing
This is music to be murdered by, you love
Turn the volume up, I am fired up like a blunt
Bread is long like an Italian sub, I am drugs
That is probably why your opinion of mes high as fuck
And its nonstop fury
Cause I aint holding em up like an armed robbery
And Gods my jury, so when I die, Im not worried
Prayers to George Floyd and Ahmaud Arbery
How the fuck is it that so many cops are dirty?
Stop, man, please, officer, Im sorry
But I cant breathe when I got you on top of me
Your goddamn knees on my carotid artery
The adventures of Moon Man & Slim
Yes, who want it with them?
The trilogy continues
Serving niggas, yes, see whats on the menu
Watch em panic, hot damnit
Hope you fuckers understand it
The realer for you niggas
Come and get these scriptures
Rap God
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Kings Never Die Lyrics
Here to stay
Even when Im gone
When I close my eyes
Through the passage of time
Kings never die
I can hear the drummer drummin
And the trumpets, someones tryna summon someone
I know somethings comin
But Im runnin from it, to be standing at the summit
And plummet, how come it wasnt what I thought it was?
Was it too good to be true?
Have nothin, get it all but too much of it
Then lose it again, did I swallow hallucinogens?
‘Cause if not, where the hell did it go?
‘Cause here I sit in Lucifer’s den by the dutch oven
Just choosing to sin, even if it means Im sellin my soul
Just to be the undisputed again
Do whatever I gotta do just to win
‘Cause I got this motherfuckin cloud over my head
Crown around it, thorns on it
Cracks in it, bet you morons didnt think Id be back, did ya?
How bout that? I’m somehow now back to the underdog
But no matter how loud that I bark
This sport is somethin I never bow-out at
I complain about the game, I shout and I pout, its a love-hate
But I found out that I can move a mountain of doubt
Even when you bitches are countin me out
And I appear to be down for the count
Only time I ever been out and about
Is drivin around town with my fuckin whereabouts in a doubt
‘Cause I been lost tryna think of what I did to get here
But Im not a quitter; gotta get up, give it all I got or give up
Spit on, shit on, stepped on, but kept goin
Im tryna be headstrong
But it feels like I slept on my neck wrong
‘Cause youre moving onto the next, but is your respect gone?
‘Cause someone told me that…
Kings never die
Dont give me that sob story, liar, dont preach to the choir
You aint never even had to reach in the fire to dig deep
Nobody ever handed me shit in life, not even a flyer
Wouldnt even take shit into consideration
Obliterate anyone in the way
I think I see why a lot of rappers get on these features
And try to show out on a track with me
But itd actually have to be
A fuckin blow-out to get me to retire
Tell these new artists that kings never die
I know shit has changed in this age, fuck a Twitter page
Did it just say Ive been upstaged?
Why am I online? Its driving me crazy
Im ridin shotgun tryna get a gauge
On whats hot, but Im not one to conform
But as days pass in this shit
And opinions sway, I can hear em say
If I stay passionate maybe I can stage a miraculous
Comeback, as if I went away
But detractors just say so much for the renegade
Someones gonna make me blow my composure
Here I go again, center stage, and I feel like Im in a cage
They so want a champion to fall
Its no wonder why I laugh at em
‘Cause why cant we win em all?
So fuck what these cynics say!
It just goes to show that when my backs against the wall
And Im under attack again, that Ill act as if Im posed ta
With this pent-up rage, ‘cause all these plaques in my office
On the floor stacked against the door
Are they just metaphors for the odds of me comin back again?
‘Cause all the accomplishments, accolades, awards
And trophies just dont mean jack anymore
If Im here today and gone tomorrow, and Im not gonna be…
Here to stay
Even when Im gone
When I close my eyes
Through the passage of time
Kings never die
I want it, Im comin to get it
So you son of a bitches dont duck
You’re gonna get Riddick Bowe’d
Criticsll end up in critical
Think your shit is dope, all youre gonna get is smoked
And I aint stopping til Im on top again
All alone and on a throne, like a token of respect
Or a homage poem, or an ode Ive been owed
Tossed in the air by my own arm
And launched so hard it broke my collarbone
And when its my time to go
Im still not leaving, stop for no one, I dont know
But Ive been told, an obstacle that blocks your road, ya
Knock it over, time to go for the pot of gold, ‘cause…
They say kings never die
Just ask Jam Master Jay
They just grow wings and they fly
So, hands up, reach for the sky!
Try to hold on and prolong these moments
‘Cause in a blink of an eye
Theyll be over
So youre tryna secure your legacy like Shakur
And ensure nobodys ever gonna be what you were
So before youre leavin this Earth
You want people to feel the fury of a pure evil cerebral, berserk
Deacon of words, syllable genius at work
Plus, Im thinkin that theyre mistakin my kindness for weakness; kill em with meanness
I went from powdered milk and Farina
To flippin burgers on the grill for some peanuts
At Gilberts to arenas, call me Gilbert Arenas
Still appeal to the dreamers
I made it to the silverscreen
But Rockys still what the theme is
Khalil on the beat, ‘cause makin the beat
Ain’t the same feelin to me as killin the beat is
Or fulfillin to me is what fillin a seat is
Its that sound-bombing, Thirstin Howl
Common, underground, Diamond D, Outsidaz
Stomach growl, throbbin hunger, out-rhymin everyone
God, just give me one shot, I swear that I wont let you down
Ima be around forever-and-a-day, even in the ground
You aint never ever gonna hear em say I aint…
Here to stay
Even when Im gone
When I close my eyes
Through the passage of time
Kings never die
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My Life Lyrics
My, yeah, yeah, mmm
My life, my life
Makes me wanna run away
Theres no place to go
No place to go
All the confusion
Its an illusion, like a movie
Got nowhere to go
Nowhere to run and hide
No matter how hard I try, yeah
Yeah, 03, I went from quite filthy to filthy rich
Man, their emotions change, so I can never trust a bitch
I tried to help niggas get on, they turned around and spit
Right in my face, so Game and Buck both can suck a dick
Now when you hear em it may sound like its some other shit
‘Cause Im not writin anymore, they not makin hits
Im far from perfect, theres so many lessons I done learned
If moneys evil, look at all the evil I done earned
Im doin what Im supposed to
Im a writer, Im a fighter, entrepreneur
Fresh out the sewer, watch me maneuver—whats it to ya?
The track I lace it, its better than basic
This is my recovery, my comeback, kid
My life, my life
Makes me wanna run away
Theres no place to go
No place to go
All the confusion
Its an illusion, like a movie
Got nowhere to go
Nowhere to run and hide
No matter how hard I try, yeah
While you were sippin your own Kool-Aid gettin your buzz heavy
I was in the fuckin shed, sharpenin my machete
Sippin on some of that revenge juice, gettin my taste buds ready
To wolf down this spaghetti or should I say this spa-get-even?
I think you fuckin meatballs keep on just forgettin
Thought he was finished, motherfucker, its only the beginnin
Hes buggin again, hes straight thuggin, fuck who hes offendin!
Hell rip your vocal chords out and have them bitches plugged in the
Motherfuckin wall with 3000 volts of electricity
Now take the other end of em, then plug them motherfuckers-in-each
One of your eye sockets cause I thought you might finally fuckin see
Thatll teach you to go voicin your cocksuckin opinion to me
I done put my blood, my sweat and my tears in this shit, fuck lettin
Up! You’re gonna end up regrettin you ever betted against me
Feels like Ima snap any minute
Yeah, its happenin again
And Im thinkin about just sayin, Motherfuck everybody thats up in this bitch but 50!
‘Cause this is all I know
This is why so hard I go
I swear to God I put my heart and soul
In this more than anybody knows
Im trapped, so all I do is rap
But every time I rap Im more trapped
And I rap myself right to this bubble
Oh I guess its bubble wrap
Its like a vicious cycle, my lifes in a crisis
Christ, how was I supposed to know shit would turn up like it did?
Feels like Im goin psycho again
And I might just blow my lid
Shit, I almost wish that I would have never made Recovery, kid
‘Cause Im runnin in circles with—
My life, my life
Makes me wanna run away
Theres no place to go
No place to go
All the confusion
Its an illusion, like a movie
Got nowhere to go
Nowhere to run and hide
No matter how hard I try, yeah
I havent been this fuckin confused since I was a kid
Sold like 40 million records, people forgot what I did
Maybe this is for me, maybe
Maybe Im supposed to go crazy
Maybe Ill do it 3 a.m. in the morning like Shady
Psycho killer, Michael Myers
Im on fire like a lighter
Try to say this aint classic, get yo ass kicked mad quick
Wrap your head up in plastic
Pussy, now pick the casket
Dirt nap with the maggots, its tragic
Its sad, its never gonna end
Now we number one again
With that frown on your face and your heart full of hate
Accept it, respect it, this a gift God-given
Like the air in the lungs of every fuckin thing livin
My life, my life
Makes me wanna run away
Theres no place to go
No place to go
All the confusion
Its an illusion, like a movie
Got nowhere to go
Nowhere to run and hide
No matter how hard I try, yeah 52Embed |
Drop the World Lyrics
I got ice in my veins, blood in my eyes
Hate in my heart, love in my mind
I seen nights full of pain, days are the same
You keep the sunshine, save me the rain
I search but never find, hurt but never cry
I work and forever try, but Im cursed, so never mind
And its worse, but better times seem further and beyond
The top gets higher the more that I climb
The spot gets smaller and I get bigger
Tryna get in where I fit in, no room for a nigga
But soon for a nigga it be on, mafucker
‘Cause all this bullshit just made me strong, mafucker
So I pick the world up and Ima drop it on your fuckin head
Yeah
Bitch, Ima pick the world up and Ima drop it on your fuckin head
Yeah
And I could die now, rebirth, motherfucker
Hop up in my spaceship and leave Earth, motherfucker
Im gone, motherfucker, Im gone
Uh
I know what they dont wanna tell you
Just hope youre heaven-sent, and youre hell-proof
I, I walk up in the world and cut the lights off
And confidence is a stain they cant wipe off
Huh, my word is my pride
But wisdom is bleak, and thats a word from the wise
Served to survive, murdered and bribed
And when it got too heavy I put my burdens aside
So I could pick the world up and Ima drop it on your fuckin head
Haha, yeah
Bitch, Ima pick the world up and Ima drop it on your fuckin head
Yeah
And I could die now, rebirth, motherfucker
Hop up in my spaceship and leave Earth, motherfucker
Im gone, motherfucker, Im gone
Im gone
It hurts, but I never show
This pain youll never know
If only you could see just how lonely and how cold
And frostbit Ive become
My backs against the wall
When push come to shove I just stand up and scream: Fuck em all!
Man, it feels like these walls are closin in, this roof is cavin in
Oops, time to raise it then
Your days are numbered like pages in
My book of rhymes; got em cookin, boy
This crooked mind of mine got em all shook
And scared to look in my eyes
I stole that fuckin clock: I took the time
And I came up from behind and pretty much snuck up and butt-fucked this game up
Better be careful when you bring my name up
Fuck this fame, that aint what
I came to claim, but the game aint gonna be the same on the day that I leave it
But I swear, one way or another, Ima make these fuckin haters believe it
I swear to God, wont spare the rod
Im a man of my word, so your fuckin heads better nod
Or Ima fuck around in this bitch and roast everybody
Sleep on me, that pillow is where your headll lie
Permanently, bitch, its beddy-bye
This world is my Easter egg, yeah, prepare to die!
My head is swole, my confidence is up, this stage is my pedestal
Im unstoppable, Incredible Hulk
Youre trapped in my medicine ball
I could run circles around you so fast your fuckin headll spin, dog
Ill split your cabbage and your lettuce and olives, Ill fuckin—
Pick the world up and Ima drop it on your fuckin head
Yeah
Bitch, Ima pick the world up and Ima drop it on your fuckin head
Yeah
And I could die now, rebirth, motherfucker
Hop up in my spaceship and leave Earth, motherfucker
Im gone, motherfucker, Im gone
Im gone114Embed |
Role Model Lyrics
Okay, Im going to attempt to drown myself
You can try this at home
You can be just like me
Mic check, one-two, we recordin?
Im cancerous, so when I diss, you wouldnt wanna answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
Ill strangle you to death, then Ill choke you again
And break your fuckin legs til your bones poke through your skin
You beef with me, Ima even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally
I get too blunted off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out, I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie and get fucked more than the President does
Hilary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet
My nerves hurt, and lately Im on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blond dreads
Every girl I ever went out with has gone les
Follow me and do exactly what the song says
Smoke weed, take pills, drop out of school, kill people
And drink, jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
Im dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So Im dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that Im white, ignorin skill
Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
But I dont get pissed, yall dont even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white? I dont even exist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger wont go down, how do I wave?
And this is how Im supposed to teach kids how to behave?
Now, follow me and do exactly what you see
Dont you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I slap women and eat shrooms, then OD
Now, dont you want to grow up to be just like me?
Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock at the door, mustve been Ron Gold
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
Killed them both, then smeared blood on the white Bronco
My mind wont work if my spine dont jerk
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his rhinestone shirt
Im not a player, just a ill rhyme sayer
Thatll spray a aerosol can up at the ozone layer
My rap styles warped, Im runnin out the morgue
With your dead grandmothers corpse to throw it on your porch
Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon with a cape on
And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
Im bout as normal as Norman Bates with deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes late
Mother, are you there? I love you
I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
Will someone please explain to my brain
That I just severed the main vein with a chainsaw and Im in pain?
I take a breather and sigh, either Im high or Im nuts
Cause if you aint tiltin this room, neither am I
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
Cause when I drop this solo shit, its over with
I bought Cages tape, opened it, and dubbed over it
I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
Dont you wanna grow up to be just like me?
Ive been with ten women who got HIV
Now, dont you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Dont you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me123Embed |
Asshole Lyrics
Came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain
An asshole, that role I think I succeeded fulfillin
But dont think I ever stopped
To think that I was speakin to children
Everything was happenin so fast
It was like I blinked—sold three million
Then it all went blank, all I remember is feelin ridiculous
‘Cause I was gettin sick of this feelin
Like Im always under attack, man
I could have stacked my shit list to the ceilin
Women dishin but really thinkin: If anyone ever talks to one of my little girls like this I would kill him.
Guess Im a little bit of a hypocrite when Im rippin shit
But since when did this many people ever give a shit
What I had to say? Its just my opinion
If it contradicts how Im livin, put a dick in your rear end
Thats why every time you mentioned a lyric
I thanked you for it, for drawin more attention toward it
‘Cause it gave me an enormous platform
Im flattered you thought I was that important
But you cant ignore the fact that I fought for the respect
And battled for it, mad awards, had GLAAD annoyed
Atta-boy, they told me to slow down, Id just zone out
Good luck tryin to convince a blonde
Its like tellin Gwen Stefani she sold out
‘Cause I was tryna leave no doubt
In anyones mind, one day Id go down in history
Think they know now because everybody knows
Everybody knows
That youre just an asshole
Everywhere that you go
People wanna go home, everyone knows
Everybody knows
So dont pretend to be nice
Theres no place you can hide
You are just an asshole
Everyone knows, everyone knows
Thanks for the support, asshole! scratch
Thanks for the support, asshole!
Quit actin salty! I was countin on you to count me out
Ask Asher Roth when he roundabout
Dissed me to shout me out
Thought I was history, well goddamn, honky
That compliments like backhandin a donkey
Good way to get your ass socked in the mouth
Nah, Im off him
But what the fucks all this trash-talkin about?
The fight was fixed, Im back and you cant stop me
You knocked me down, I went down for the count
I fell, but the fans caught me, and now
Youre gonna have to beat the fuckin pants off me
To take my belt—word to Pacquiao
Momma said, There aint nothin else to talk about
Better go in that ring and knock em out
Or you better not come out!
Its poetry in motion
Like Freddie Roach when hes quotin Shakespeare
So what if insults are revoltin?
Even Helen Keller knows life stinks
You think its a joke til youre bullet-riddled
But you should give little shit what I think
This whole world is a mess
Gotta have a goddamn vest on your chest
And a Glock just to go watch Batman
Who needs to test a testicles? Not that man
Half of you dont got the guts, intestinal blockage
Rest of you got lap bands
Stuck to this motto fore they put bath salts
And all those water bottles in Colorado, so get lost, Waldo
My souls escapin through this asshole that is gapin
A black hole and Im swallowin this track whole
Better pack toilet paper, but Im takin no crap, ho
Here I go down the Bat Pole
And Im changin back into that old maniac
In fact, there they go tryna dip out the back door retreatin
‘Cause everybody knows
Everybody knows
That youre just an asshole
Everywhere that you go
People wanna go home, everyone knows
Everybody knows
So dont pretend to be nice
Theres no place you can hide
You are just an asshole
Everyone knows, everyone knows
Holy mackerel! Im the biggest jerk on the planet Earth
I smacked a girl off the mechanical bull at a tractor pull
For thinkin we had some magnetic pull
Then screamed, ICP in this bitch! How do fuckin magnets work?
‘Cause youre attractive, but we aint attractable
Hate to be dramatical, but Im not romantical
Im makin up words so you can understandable, its tragical
Thinkin some magical shits gonna happen, that aint practical
You crackin a joke, its laughable
‘Cause me and loves like a bad combination
I keep them feelings locked in a vault
So its safe to say Im uncrackable
My heart is truly guarded, full body armor
Bitch, you just need a helmet
‘Cause if you think youre special, youre retarded
Thinkin youre one of a kind like you got some platinum vagina
Youre a train wreck, I got a one-track mind
Shorty, youre fine, but you sort of remind me of a 49er
‘Cause you been a gold digger since you was a minor
Been tryna hunt me down like a dog
‘Cause youre on my ass but you cant get a cent
‘Cause all of my spare time is spent
On my nose in this binder, so dont bother tryin
Only women that I love are my daughters
But sometimes I rhyme and it sounds like I forget Im a father
And I push it farther
So, Father, forgive me if I forget to draw the line
Its apparent I shouldnt have been a parent
Ill never grow up, so to hell with your parents
And motherfuck father time
It aint never gonna stop, a pessimist
Who transformed to an optimist in his prime
So even if Im half-dead, Im half-alive
Poured my half-empty glass in a cup
Now my cup has runneth over
And Im bout to set it on you like a mothafuckin coaster
I’m goin back to what got me here
Yeah, cocky, and can’t knock bein rude off, so fear not, my dear
And dry up your teardrops, Im here
White Americas mirror, so dont feel awkward or weird
If you stare at me and see yourself because youre one too
Shouldnt be a shock, because everybody knows
Everybody knows
That youre just an asshole
Everywhere that you go
People wanna go home, everyone knows
Everybody knows
So dont pretend to be nice
Theres no place you can hide
You are just an asshole
Everyone knows, everyone knows128Embed |
Wicked Ways Lyrics
Im getting by with my wicked ways
Im loading up and Im taking names
I wanna dig my way to hell
I wanna dig my way to hell
Im getting by with my wicked ways
Im loading up and Im taking names
I wanna dig my way to hell
I wanna dig my way to hell
Guess I got a way with words, I could get away with murder
Ever heard of Aspergers? Its a rare condition
Its what youre sufferin from when you simply dont care if its an
80 degree day and theres no frickin air conditionin
And you cant see the bitch’s hair is frizzin
Cause you got the windows up, blarin the system
In your Chevrolet Prizm
The devil aint on a level same as him
Picture someone who revels in straight masochism
And imagine him givin an adjective an ass-whoopin
So bad they should put his ass in prison
A word bully, I verbally abuse verbs
Like they did somethin to me personally
Used to get bullied, so Id cut class and ditch it
Now I bully rap, Im the shit, faggot
Cadillac from a K Car
My ass from a hole in the ground, still can’t tell em a-part
Came straight out the trailer park
Screamin, Im proud to shop at K-Mart, and it became art
And Im still fed up and as pissed off as they are
To this day I still get in fights with the same broad
At the same Walmart, arguin over the same cart
In the middle of the aisle whilin, I dont give a fuck, I dont play
Bitch, you think you saw this basket first?
Youre ass backwards like motherfuckin Bob and Silent Jay
Illest shit you could think I would say
Minds like a pile of clay
Whens the last time that you saw a villain with a cape
Ripped a gapin hole in it, flipped out
Ripped down the drapes, tied em around my neck
Went down the fire escape of the Empire State
Slipped, fell straight down to the ground
Splattered all over the entire state
And straight to hell, got impaled by the gates
Saw Satan, stuck his face in an ashtray
While I sashayed around flames with a match
And I gave him the gas face
And this aint got nothin to do with a scale
Or being gay, little faggot, but by the way
Thoughts are gettin darker by the day
Im a combination of Skylar Grey
Tyler, the Creator, and Violent J
Its a fuckin miracle to be this lyrical
Paint my face with clown makeup and a smiley face
Im insane, every rhyme I say
Sons you like an ultra-violet ray
I’m sellin hatred, buffet style, all the shit you can eat
$11.99, so come on and pile a plate!
I’m throwin down the gauntlet to see what hell I can raise
With the rhyme I’m spittin while I’m shittin on competition
In the meantime it’s always mean time, Im gettin—
Im getting by with my wicked ways
Im loading up and Im taking names
I wanna dig my way to hell
I wanna dig my way to hell
Im getting by with my wicked ways
Im loading up and Im taking names
I wanna dig my way to hell
I wanna dig my way to hell
I’ve been a career asshole
I don’t see why these people always got my back
I done said so much fucked up shit
I was born a mistake, but I was put here not by accident
I had a purpose and that purpose
Was to beat a beat purplish, slaughter tracks
I done put my two dimes and a nickel in this shit
I’m comin to get that quarter back
Like Ndamukong, the drama can build
Your mama can ask me for my autograph
Cause that cougars a MILF
Shes the oldest trick in the book, but I sure would fall for that
You done brought a bat to a rocket launcher fight
When I get on the mic Ima snap
Make you wish the ambulance that took me to the hospital
When I overdosed woulda caught a flat
If it makes you sick to your stomach acid
Indigestion, my suggestion’s Kaopectate
If it feels like Im runnin away with the game
Its cause I am, dont speculate, spectate
All I got is dick for days and insults for decades
But I get by with my wicked ways
Lady, you can suck a dick til your neck aches
Cry til you get puffy eyes, red faced
But Im leavin on this jet plane
You aint fly, youre an airhead
And Im sick of poundin a square peg in a round hole
Sorry, another catchphrase
But your baggage aint gon fit in my storage overhead space
Cause it just aint big enough to fit your damaged goods
Other words: dont try to put your heart in a headcase
Cause, baby, stable mentally I aint
I need my meds, I peed my bed
Im going blind, I dont see my legs, I keep on falling down
No wonder you cant stand me, I need my cane
Someone help me, I think my face is melting
If you felt these migraines
And see these maggots eat my brain
This G-I-A-N-T hole in my empty head
If you read my mind, you can see my pain
And youd see why I be this way
Ever since I was knee-high playin with G.I. Joes
Told these hoes shut their P-I-E holes, now peep my game
Cause Im bout it bout it
Like a fuckin echo
Psycho on a cyclone cycle, spiralin, here I go
Im outta control like no other mic go
Stab you til the knife goes – dull
Im nothin but a hole inside your skull where your eye goes
Cause Ima sock it to you!
Dyke ho, you dont like it?
Get on your Harley Davidson menstrual cycle
And ride it like a motorbike
Im finna blow the mic the whole night, so
Strike up the fuckin maestro, Im nitro
And hi, ho, hand me my shovel!
Im liable to dig my hole deeper
And its off to H-E double hockey sticks, I go
Im getting by with my wicked ways
Im loading up and Im taking names
I wanna dig my way to hell
I wanna dig my way to hell
Im getting by with my wicked ways
Im loading up and Im taking names
I wanna dig my way to hell
I wanna dig my way to hell
Ohh, please be empty
Please be empty, please be empty
Thank you, God!
Shit… Is that a girl?
Im gonna rock this blouse and put a cock in my mouth
And get my balls blew out, and get gay into the A.M
And lay with eighteen guys naked
And let myself show, let myself show
Buttfuck it, suck it, pull it, tug it
Lifes too short to not stroke your bone
So everybody, everybody
Circle jerk, touch my body
Who is that? Where are you going? Come back!
Why does everyone always leave me?
Hello? Fuck you then!
Blow it out your ass!155Embed |
Good Guy Lyrics
Here we go aga-ain, from heroes to villains
Used to be your Romeo, but we both were jilted
A couple of times, so we had a slippery slope to deal with
But still, it gave me hope that well get
Through it together, a severed earlobe
Mailed to you in a E-N-V-E-lope
Would be dope, but what kind of lengths can you go?
Pull a Vincent van Gogh, just to convince a damn ho
To be a housewife who outright lies
Shes blackout drunk, now shes backin out my drive
I ran outside, why is she tryna act out?
Shes just about my size, hit me in the mouth twice
Guys, when someone youd die for
Sticks a steak knife in your heart, do you try more?
Another late night in, she stumbles through my door
Lets the daylight in and all we dos fight more
And I aint violent, but shes goin through my drawers
To plant the K-Y in, Im gettin accused by a whore
Who smells like St. Ides and whos probly screwed five more
Guys, sucked eight-nine men
Im takin two-by-fours to our eight-by-tens
Bitch, its you I tore out the frame, I win
Put up a new high score, beat this game Im in
And heres some two-ply for when you date my friends
In order to wipe your ass when you moved your bowels
When we renewed our vows, this the thanks I get?
Im waitin for the day I can
Hear you say, Marshall, what a skank Ive been.
And theres a new guy, youre being replaced by him.
Got your tubes tied for him, got that boob job for him
Hurts me to my core, but the pain Im in
After you, I swore to make the grey skies end
Here come the rays like when
You get a pay hike and
Am I the good guy or do I just play like him
And hope that he dumps you?
Its like a dream come true, just to scream Fuck you!
Guess you take life in the same way you play dice then
Cause you just look at me and roll them little snake eyes in
Since—
Since you bought the jury, theyll call me guilty
Theyll call me guilty
You bought the jury, theyll call me guilty
Even though you know the real me
You cant beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
And I aint in my feelings, Im out
But Ill let you say that youre the good guy
Cause this aint what love looks like
You cant beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
I aint in my feelings, Im out
But Ill let you say that youre the good guy
Play like youre the good guy
Play like, play like, play like youre the good guy173Embed |
Guilty Conscience Lyrics
Meet Eddie, 23 years old
Fed up with life and the way things are going
He decides to rob a liquor store
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart
And suddenly
His conscience comes into play
Alright, stop
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
And try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence
Im your motherfuckin conscience
Thats nonsense
Go in, gaffle the money, and run to one of your aunts cribs
And borrow a damn dress and one of her blond wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay, youll be safe for days
If you shave your legs with Renees razor blades
Yeah, but if it all goes through like its supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you and theyll expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door first
Look at the store clerk, shes older than George Burns
Fuck that, do that shit, shoot that bitch
Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich?
Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch?
Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids?
Man, dont do it, its not worth it to risk it
Not over this shit
Drop the biscuit
Dont even listen to Slim, yo, hes bad for you
You know what, Dre? I dont like your attitude
Come on, just come in here for a minute
I dont know
Look, look, look
Damn
Look, its gonna be alright, alright?
O-okay
Look, give me a kiss, pull your pants off, come on
Meet Stan, 21 years old
After meeting a young girl at a rave party
Things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom
Once again, his conscience comes into play
Now, listen to me, while youre kissin her cheek
And smearin her lipstick, slip this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitchs earlobe
Yo, this girls only fifteen years old
You shouldnt take advantage of her, its not fair
Yo, look at her bush, does it got hair?
Fuck this bitch right here on the spot, bare
Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there
Man, aint you ever seen that one movie Kids?
No, but I seen the porno with Sun Doobiest
Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?
Man, fuck that, hit that shit raw dog, then bail
Here I lay
Meet Grady, a 29-year-old construction worker
After coming home from a hard days work
He walks in the door of his trailer park home
To find his wife in bed with another man
Grady
Alright, calm down, relax, start breathin
Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin
While you at work, shes with some dude tryna get off
Fuck slittin her throat, cut this bitchs head off
Wait, what if theres an explanation for this shit?
What, she tripped, fell, landed on his dick?
Tsh, alright, Shady, maybe hes right, Grady
But think about the baby before you get all crazy
Okay, thought about it? Still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
Thats what I did, be smart, dont be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes?
What you say?
Whats wrong? Didnt think Id remember?
Ima kill you, motherfucker
Uh-uh, temper, temper
Mr. Dre, Mr. N.W.A, Mr. AK
Comin straight outta Compton, yall better make way
How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
Cause he dont need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that
Aw, fuck it, what am I sayin?
Shoot em both, Grady, wheres your gun at?79Embed |
Premonition Lyrics
Yeah
So I guess this is what it is, huh?
Think its obvious
We aint never gonna see eye to eye
But its funny
As much as I hate you
I need you
This is music to be murdered by
Got a premonition
I feel the end is near
The beauty starts to fade
The joy has turned to pain
I hear the symphony playin
Ten thousand violins
Souls floating away like feathers in the wind
They said my last album I sounded bitter
No, I sound like a spitter
Who ninety percent of
These hypocrites are tryna get rid of
But why would I get a chip on my shoulder?
I was considered, one time, as the illest
Bitch, Im still as fly as your zipper
True, I just get richer
But if it was ever all about skrilla
Then I woulda quit a long motherfucking time ago
Bitch, shut the fuck up
I should go say that shit to Tech N9ne or to Jigga
Nobody said shit about 2 Chainz as long as hes been here, shit
No wonder youre mad, now Im
Looking at them plaques, count em
Im LL Cool J, Bigger and Deffer, thats how come
I sell like four mil when I put out a bad album
Revival flopped, came back and I scared the crap out em
But Rolling Stone stars, I get two and a half outta
Five, and Ill laugh out loud
Cause thats what they gave BAD back in the day
Which actually made me not feel as bad now, cause
If it happened to James
It can happen to Shady
They do the same shit to Brady
More people hate me than love me
This game will make you go crazy
Bout to go for B-R-O-K-E
I was the G, the O-A-T
Once I was played in rotation
At every radio station
They said Im lyrically amazing
But I have nothing to say
But then when I put out Revival and I had something to say
They said that they hated the awake me
I lose the rage, Im too tame
I get it back, they say Im too angry
I need to get me some Dre beats
No, I should hook up with Tay Keith
Fans keep on pulling me one way
Haters pull me in another
Got more hooks in me than Swae Lee
Bout to pick up some weights and lift til my tattoo of Hailies face stretches
They said Im just a whiner, I sound like a baby
I dish it out but cant take it
But I take it, dish it back out
And they get all bent out of shape
This shits almost comical
Wait, and I meant no disrespect
I wasnt dissin Tech, that was not a shot at 2 Chainz or to Jay-Z
They probably feel the same way because lately
Instead of us being credited for longevity
And being able to keep it up for this long at this level, we
Get told well never be what we were
Bitch, if I was as half as good as I was
Im still twice as good as youll ever be
Only way that youre ahead of mes alphabetically
Cause if you diss me Im coming after you like the letter V
Killing everything, play this tune, its your eulogy
Its your funeral, prepare to die
This is music for you to be murdered by177Embed |
FACK Lyrics
Ow, ow, ow
Im gonna facking cum!
Fack, fack, fack
I am, Im going to cum
I never seen no chick like this
This bitch can twist like a damn contortionist
Condom on my dick? Of course it is
This bitch dont know what abortion is
So I cant cum in her, fucks like a porn star
Looks like Jenna, fack, Im gonna
Cum, I think my rubbers comin off
But oh, its so fucking wet and soft
Fuck, Im gonna start lettin off
Im squirting and shes not gettin off
And shes on top, Im gonna facking
Oh, God, oh, dont do that
Dont, stop, stop, dont, I dont mean dont stop
Ow, wait a minute, ow, ow, fuck
I, Im gonna fucking cum!
Ow, ow, ow
Im gonna fucking cum!
Fack, fack, fack
I am, Im going to cum
Ooh, wow, boom that pow
Ooh, ow, I need a cigarette now
Ow, Im so fucking hot
And youre so fucking hot
Oh my god, I wanna facking fack
No, not fuck, I said fack
F-A-C-K, F-A-C-K
Fack, fack, fack, facking freak me!
Oh yeah, girl see, baby, they call me Mr. Freaky
Lets call your sister, three-way
Have some threesome, me so horny
And youre such a fucking babe
I wanna go down on you—fuck, you shaved?!
Oh, goddamn, here I go again
Im gonna cum, I am!
Ow, ow, ow
Im gonna facking cum!
Fack, fack, fack
I am, Im going to cum
Im Slim Shady, uh, uh, uh
Im Slim Shady, uh, uh, uh
Im Slim Shady, uh, uh, uh
Im Slim Shady, uh, uh, uh
Okay, Im done, I already came twice
You aint gonna make me cum
Im all outta gas, not so fast
Uh, your finger just went in my ass
Ow, that hurts, take it out now
Oh, wait a minute, aw
Put it back in, in-in-in
This dont mean Im gay, I dont like men
I like boobs, boobs, boobs
Now see that gerbil, grab that tube
Shove it up my butt
Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole, uhh
Yeah, right there, right there
Ahh, Im cumming, oh, yeah
Fack, I just came again
Okay, pull it out now, enhh
Oh, fuck yeah
Wait, hes not out, hes still crawling around up there
Ow, fuck, I think its stuck
Ow, but it feels so fucking good
Ow, ow, ow
Im gonna facking cum!
Fack, fack, fack
I am, Im going to cum
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Ew, ew, ew, ew138Embed |
So Far... Lyrics
I own a mansion but live in a house
A king-size bed but I sleep on the couch
Im Mr. Brightside, glass is half-full
But my tanks half empty, gasket just blew
This always happens
Thirty minutes from home, gotta lay a log cabin
Only option I haves McDonaldss bathroom
In a public stall, droppin a football
So every time someone walks in the john, I get maddened
Shady, what up? What? Come on, man, Im crappin
And youre askin for my goddamn autograph on a napkin?
Oh, thats odd, I just happened to run out of tissue
Yeah, hand me that, on second thought Id be glad then
Thanks, dawg! Names Todd, a big fan
I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and
Told him: Todd, youre the shit, whens all of this crap end?
Cant pump my gas without causin an accident
Pump my gas, cut my grass, I cant take out the fuckin trash
Without someone passin through my sub, harassin
Id count my blessings, but I suck at math
Id rather wallow than bask sufferin succotash
But the ant-acid, it gives my stomach gas
When I mix my corn with my fuckin mashed
Potatoes, so what? Ho, kiss my country bumpkin ass
Missouri Southern roots, what the fuck is upper class?
Call lunch dinner, call dinner supper
Tupperware in the cupboard, plasticware up the ass
Stuck in the past—iPod, what the fuck is that?
B-Boy to the core, mule, Im a stubborn ass
Maybe thats why I feel so strange
Got it all, but I still wont change
Maybe thats why I cant leave Detroit
Its the motivation that keeps me goin
This is the inspiration I need
I could never turn my back on a city that made me
And
They call me classless, I heard that, I second and third that
Dont know what the fuck Id be doin if it werent rap
Probably be a giant turd sack
But I blew, never turned back
Turned 40 and still sag—teenagers act more fuckin mature, Jack
Fuck you gonna say to me? Ill leave on my own terms, asshole
Im goin berzerk, my nerves are bad
But I love the perks my work has
I get to meet famous people, look at her dag
Her nylons are ran, her skirts snagged
And I heard she drag-races, burp swag
Tuck in my Hanes shirt tag
Youre Danica Patrick word, skag
Wed be the perfect match
Cause youre a vacuum, Im a dirtbag
My apologies, no disrespect to technology
But what the hecks all of these buttons?
You expect me to sit here and learn that?
Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song from Luda?
Be an expert at computers?
Id rather be an Encyclopedia Britannica, hell with
PlayStation, Im still on my first man on some Zelda
Nintendo, bitch! Run, jump, punch, stab, and I melt the
Mozzarella on my spaghetti
Put in on bread, make a sandwich with Welchs, and belch
They say this spray butters bad for my health, but
I think this poor white trash from the trailer
Jed Clampett, Fred Sanford, and welfare
Mentality helps to keep me grounded
Thats why I never take full advantage of wealth, I
Managed to dwell within these parameters
Still crammin the shelves full of Hamburger Helper
I cant even help it, this is the hand I was dealt, a
Creature of habit, feel like Im trapped in an animal shelter
With all these pet peeves, goddamn it, to hell, I
Cant stand all these kids with their camera cellphones
I cant go anywhere, I get so mad I could yell, the
Other day, someone got all elaborate
And stuck a head from a fuckin dead cat in my mailbox
Went to Burger King—they spit on my onion rings
I think my karmas catchin up with me
Maybe thats why I feel so strange
Got it all, but I still wont change
Maybe thats why I cant leave Detroit
Its the motivation that keeps me goin
This is the inspiration I need
I could never turn my back on a city that made me
And
Got friends on Facebook all over the world
Not sure what that means, they tell me its good
So Im artist of the decade, I even got a plaque
Id hang it up, but the frame is all cracked
Im tryin to be low-key, hopefully nobody notices me
In produce, hunched over, giant nosebleed
Ogre style as I mosey over to the frozen aisle
By the frozen yogurt this guy approached me
Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Hova
The shows over, Im hidin in Kroger, buyin groceries
He just had front-row seats
Told me to sign this poster, then insults me
Wow! Up close didnt know you had crows feet!
Im at a crossroads, lost, still shoppin at Costcos
Sloppy Joes, bulk waffles
Got caught pickin my nose
Look over, see these two hot hoes
Finger still up one of my nostrils
Right next to em, stuck at the light, the fuckin shits
Takin forever to change, its stuck, these bitches are lovin it
Rubbin it in, chucklin, couldnt do nothin
Play it off, What you bumpin?
Trunk Muzik, Yelawolfs better, fuckin bitch!
They want me to flip at the label, but I wont succumb to it
The pressure, they want me to follow up with
Another one, after Recovery was so highly coveted
But what good is a fuckin recovery if I fumble it?
Cause Ima drop the ball if I dont get a grip
Hoppin out shrubbery on you sons of bitches
Wrong subdivision to fuck with, bitch
Quit snappin fuckin pictures of my kids
I love my city, but you pushed me to the limit—what a pity!
The shit I complain about
Its like there aint a cloud in the sky and its rainin out
Kool-Aid stain on the couch, Ill never get it out
But bitch, I got an elevator in my house
Ants and a mouse—Im livin the dream!
Maybe thats why I feel so strange
Got it all, but I still wont change
Maybe thats why I cant leave Detroit
Its the motivation that keeps me goin
This is the inspiration I need
I could never turn my back on a city that made me
And 91Embed |
Lighters Lyrics
This ones for you and me
Livin out our dreams
Were all right where we should be
Lift my arms out wide, I open my eyes
And now all I wanna see
Is a sky full of lighters
A sky full of lighters
By the time you hear this, I will have already spiralled up
I would never do nothin to let you cowards fuck my world up
If I was you I would duck, or get struck like lightnin
Fighters keep fightin, put your lighters up, point em skyward, uh
Had a dream, I was king; I woke up, still king
This rap games nipple is mine for the milking
Til nobody else even fuckin feels me, til it kills me
I swear to God Ill be the fuckin illest in this music
There is, or there ever will be, disagree? Feel free
But from now on Im refusing to ever give up
Only thing I ever gave ups using no more excuses
Excuse me if my head is too big for this building
And pardon me if Im a cocky prick, but you cocks are slick
Poppin shit on how you flipped your life around, crock of shit
Who you dicks tryna kid? Flip dick, you did opposite
You stayed the same cause cock backwards is still cock, you pricks!
I love it when I tell em shove it
‘Cause it wasn’t that long ago when Marshall sat flustered
Lacked luster ‘cause he couldn’t cut mustard
Muster up nothin, brain fuzzy
‘Cause he’s buzzin’, woke up from that buzz and
Now you wonder why he does it how he does it
Wasn’t ‘cause he had buzzards
Circlin around his head, waitin for him to drop dead, was it?
Or was it ‘cause some bitches wrote him off?
Little hussy-ass scuzzes
Fuck it, guess it doesn’t matter now, does it?
What difference it make? What’s it take?
To get it through your thick skulls that this ain’t
Some bullshit; people don’t usually come back this way
From a place that was dark as I was in just to get to this place
Now let these words be like a switchblade to a hater’s ribcage!
And let it be known that from this day forward, I wanna just say
Thanks, ‘cause your hate is what gave me the strength
So let them Bics raise, ‘cause I came with 59, but I feel like I’m 68
This ones for you and me
Livin out our dreams
We are right where we should be
With my arms out wide, I open my eyes
And now all I wanna see
Is a sky full of lighters
A sky full of lighters
By the time you hear this, I’ll prolly already be outtie
I advance like goin from totin iron to goin and buyin’
Four or five of the homies the Iron Man Audi
My daddy told me: Slow down, boy, youre goin to blow it!
And I aint gotta stop the beat a minute to tell Shady I love him
The same way that he did Dr. Dre on The Chronic
Tell him how real he is, or how high I am
Or how I would kill for him, for him to know it
I cried plenty tears, my daddy got a bad back
So its only right that I write til he can march right
Into that post office and tell em to hang it up
Now his careers LeBrons Jersey in twenty years
I stop when Im at the very top
You shitted on me on your way up, its bout to be a scary drop
‘Cause what goes up must come down
You goin down on somethin you dont wanna see, like a hairy box
Every hour, happy hour now, life is wacky now
Used to have to eat the cat to get the pussy
Now Im just the cats meow, oww, outclass the count
Always down for the catchweight like Pacquiao
Yall are doomed
I remember when T-Pain aint wanna work with me
My car starts itself, parks itself, and auto-tunes
‘Cause now Im in the Aston; I went from havin
My city locked up to gettin treated like Kwame Kilpatrick
And now Im fantastic, compare it to a weed high
And yall niggas thats gossipin like bitches
On the radio and TV, see me, we fly
Yall buggin out like Wendy Williams starin at a beehive
And how real is that? I remember signin my first deal
Now Im the second best, I can deal with that
Now Bruno can show his ass, without the MTV awards gag
You and I know what its like
To be kicked down, forced to fight
But tonight, were all right
So hold up your lights
Let it shine, cause—
This ones for you and me
Livin out our dreams
We are right where we should be
With my arms out wide, I open my eyes
And now all I wanna see
Is a sky full of lighters
A sky full of lighters120Embed |
Normal Lyrics
Yo , how do I keep
Gettin in relationships like this?
Maybe it says somethin about me
Should I look in the mirror?
I just want you to be normal
Why cant you bitches be normal?
Always gotta be so extra
Why you always need a lecture?
My ex hates to talk, shes a texter
Even when Im in bed layin right next to her
Wants to get back together
Said not til she gets her act together
She thinks Im bein’ mean and now
She starts to scream and shout
She’s about to let the demons out
She dont wanna see me with other females out
I tell the bitch to beat it, take the scenic route
She retaliates by tryin’ to leave the house
In an evening gown with her cleavage out
Weve been down this road too many times for me to count
And all I can think is how—
I just want you to be normal
Why cant you bitches be normal?
Always gotta be so extra
Like a fuckin terrestrial
Guess it comes with the territory
My ex girl, she just declared war
Therefore, I better prepare for it
I guess bein’ weirds normal
And I dont know whats got a hold of me
Most notably Ive been zonin to Jodeci
Im totally open, hopelessly devoted
So much so that I bet you she dont even know that shes
The first thing I think of when I wake up
And the last thing I think of fore I go to sleep
Sike, hope she dont notice me goin through her purse
I know she cheats, so do I, Im soulless, shes heartless
No wonder were partners
Both got hundreds of charges
Domestic disputes but weve always
Swept it under the carpet
Even when 9-1-1 gets the call that
I slipped up and busted her jaw with
A Louisville Slugger cause alls it
Really does is make our love
For each other grow stronger
She won me over the second she tried to run me over
Told her Id keep it a hun, we over
Kicked her out, called her back, now shes coming over
But why is she so wicked?
And how the fuck did I get so twisted
Up with someone so unlikable and shifty?
Were like nitrogen and hydrogen mixed with
Ignitable liquids, but Im finally seeing
Shes only mine for the time being
Thats why I keep bringin up that one time she
Tried to two-time me
And throw it up in her face til I dry heave
How could I be so naive?
Should I leave or turn this entire evening
To a motherfucking crime scene?
Maybe Im just too ugly to compete with him
You werent sposed to agree, you fucking bitch!
Specially when youre the one cheated first
Now the argument immediately becomes heated
You dont want me to flip, little conceited cunt
Eat a monkey dick wrapped in a stuffed pita fajita
Slut, treat it just like a drum, beat it
Complete it, and once youve succeeded, repeat it!
I love you but I hope you fuckin die though
In our business your friends like to pry so
Youve got em all under cover just like moles
Hopin theyll come back with intel
But Im the one whos thrown into the spiral
Cause now the roles are reversed so here I go
Thinkin Im sly as I scroll through your iPhone
Who the fucks Milo?
The guy at work who drives a hi-lo
I put a tracking device on your Chrysler
And follow you while you drive home
But like a cyclone, I just got my disguise blown
You recognized me and had Milo flip me off
Right out the passenger side window
I hit a light pole, you skirt off
And then pull up at 5 a.m. in the drive in a stretched white limo
Stumble in the side door and hit me in the head with Milos demo
But like a drunk bum, what do I know?
Lets sleep on it like they did Revival
I told you Youre the apple of my eye, so shut your pie hole
Just wanna be normal
Why cant you be normal?
I just wanna be normal
Why cant you be normal?134Embed |
The Warning Lyrics
Only reason I dissed you in the first place
Is cause you denied seeing me, now Im pissed off
Sit back, homie, relax, in fact, grab a six pack
Kick back while I kick facts, yeah, Dre—sick track
Perfect way to get back, wanna hear something wick-wack?
I got the same exact tat thats on Nicks back
Im obsessed now, oh gee
Is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee?
Wow Mariah, didnt expect you to go balls out
Bitch, shut the fuck up fore I put all them phone calls out
You made to my house when you was wildin out before Nick
When you was on my dick and give you something to smile about
How many times you fly to my house, still tryin to count
Better shut your lyin mouth if you dont want Nick findin out
You probably think cause its been so long
If I had something on you I woulda did it by now
Oh, on the contrary, Mary Poppins, Im mixin our studio session down
And sendin it to masterin to make it loud
Enough dirt on you to murder you
This is what the fuck I do; Mariah it ever occur to you
That I still have pictures? However you prefer to do
And that goes for Nick too, faggot, you think Im scurred of you?
Youre gonna ruin my career, you better get one
Like Ima sit and fight with you over some slut bitch cunt
That made me put up with her psycho ass over six months
And only spread her legs to let me hit once, yeah
What you gonna say, Im lucky? Tell the public that I was so ugly
That you fuckin had to be drunk to fuck me?
Second base, what the fuck you tell Nick, Pumpkin?
The second week we were dry humpin, thats gotta count for somethin
Listen, girly, surely you dont want me to talk about how I nutted early
Cause I ejaculated prematurely
And bust all over your belly and you almost started hurling
And said I was gross, go get a towel, your stomachs curling
Or maybe you do
But if Im embarrassin me, Im embarrassin you and dont you dare say it isnt true
As long as that songs gettin airplay, Im dissin you
Im a hair away from gettin carried away and gettin sued
I was gonna stop at sixteen, that was thirty-two
This is thirty-four bars, we aint even third of the way through
Damn Slim, Mariah played you, Mariah who?
Oh did I say whore, Nick? I meant a liar too
Like Ive been goin off on you all this time
For no reason, girl, you out your alcoholic mind
Check your wine cellar, look at the amounts of all the wine
Like I fuckin sit around and think about you all the time
I just think this shit is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme
But fuck it, now Im bout to draw the line
And for you to cross it thats a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb
I can describe areas of your house you wouldnt find
On an episode of Cribs, a blow below the ribs
If I hear another word so dont go openin your jibs
Cause every time you do its like an overload of fibs
I aint sayin this shit again, ho, you know what it is
Its a warning shot, fore I blow up your whole spot
Call my bluff and Ill release every fuckin thing I got
Includin the voicemails right before you flipped your top
When me and Luis were tryin to stick two CDs in the same slot
Slim Shady, artful dodger
Slim Shady, artful dodger
I love you, too
Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear, boo
Now what you say? Yeah, so what Ill do
Is refresh your memory when you said
Now should I keep goin or should we call truce?
You bet your sweet ass I do
And Im Superman, ooh
Comin at you
So if youll still be my
Then Ill still be your
Yeah, Im right here
Nope, not anymore, dear
It cuts like a when I tell you get a
But Im movin on with mine, Nick, is that your
Well tell her to shut her mouth then Ill leave her alone
If she dont then Ima just keep goin
Damn
I see Mary Ann, Mary Anns saying cut the tape
Cut the tape, knife94Embed |
Phenomenal Lyrics
I am phenomenal
With every ounce of my blood
With every breath in my lungs
Wont stop until Im phe-no-menal
I am phenomenal
However long that it takes
Ill go to whatever lengths
Its gonna make me a monster though
I am phenomenal
But Ill never say, ‘Oh, it’s impossible’
Cause Im born to be phenomenal
Unstoppable, unpoppable thought bubbles
Untoppable thoughts, fuckin juggernaut thatll
Stomp you in a verse, obstacles Im drawn to em
When the going got rough
Some of what I done fought through was the worst, little sissy
Who the fuck taught you how to persevere?
There aint no situation that you ever had to respond to thats adverse
The messiest thing youve ever gone through was your purse
Yeah, I dont try like hell, then I might as well
Hang it up like a shelf, gotta keep growin with it, evolve
Cause you can keep throwin shit at the wall
But youre gonna find that nothings gonna stick until you apply yourself
Time to slip in that zone til I find myself
Inside the realm of the unknown and boldly go
Into waters where nobody else has gone before
Or willing to go, uncharted, feeling is so
Bomb, Im feelin myself, Im a giant
Sometimes I gotta remind myself that I am...
I am phenomenal
With every ounce of my blood
With every breath in my lungs
Wont stop until Im phe-no-menal
I am phenomenal
However long that it takes
Ill go to whatever lengths
Its gonna make me a monster though
I am phenomenal
But Ill never say, ‘Oh, it’s impossible’
Cause Im born to be phenomenal
Let me self-empower you
When youre down and theyre tryin to clown the fuck out of you
And you feel like youre runnin out of fuel
Ill show you how to use doubt as fuel
Convert it to gunpowder too
Now what you do is put the match to the charcoal fluid
Put the spark to it like Martha Stewart barbecuing
Ah screw it, feel like you want to hit that wall then do it
Punch through it, just cock back, put your all into it
Now you gon take that rage and make that what you wage
Never take back what you say
If you stay strapped in your brain, engaged in a steel cage match
Ready to scrap asap
Take your fists and just ball it
Show whos big and whos smallest youre Christopher Wallace
Now picture em all as plastic and foam
Lays flat, where you put your dinner plates at
And set it on em like a placemat
And I want you to say that
I am phenomenal
With every ounce of my blood
With every breath in my lungs
Wont stop until Im phe-no-menal
I am phenomenal
However long that it takes
Ill go to whatever lengths
Its gonna make me a monster though
I am phenomenal
But Ill never say, ‘Oh, it’s impossible’
Cause Im born to be phenomenal
Oh, step into the unknown and find yourself
You’re floating freely, no emotion
Got a fuckin’ mouth with no shut-off valve
Cant even cut off power to it, but its what allowed
Me to come up out from under the fuckin ground
Cause I worked my butt off now
Its a subject that I dont know how to shut up about
Cause I stuck it out
Like a motherfuckin tongue thats how
I responded when I got shoved around
Youre gonna have non-believers
But when youre beyond belief, you probably shouldnt wonder how
Get it how you live
But are you prepared to give more than you get?
And put in twice what you get back from this shit
Though what you sacrifice barely is half, never give
Rap is my shiv
But its like my shield at the same time I wield and my knife is will
Sometimes I feel just like B. Real from Cypress Hill
How I can just kill a cypher, survivors guilt
I rhyme like life is still an uphill climb
Ready to face any challenge, waitin
Can taste it, its salivation, Im wagin retaliation
Look what I have built, reputation is validation
The only thing Im capable of makin is amazing
Only thing youre capable of makin is a false statement
Or accusation... I am legendary status, in fact
That is the only way youll ever be able to say
Youre a legend is makin an allegation
I write with the left, same hand I hold the mic with
As I fight to the death, til my last breath
Manage to prove who the best man is
Prevail at all costs, be the only ones left standin
In the end, but I aint gonna be the only one with the advantage
Of knowin what its like to be southpaw
Cause you can bet your ass youll be left handed
Cause I am
I am phenomenal
With every ounce of my blood
With every breath in my lungs
Wont stop until Im phe-no-menal
I am phenomenal
However long that it takes
Ill go to whatever lengths
Its gonna make me a monster though
I am phenomenal
But Ill never say, ‘Oh, it’s impossible’
Cause Im born to be phenomenal462Embed |
Caterpillar Lyrics
You will not be able to stay home, brotha
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip out for beer during commercials
Because the revolution will not be televised
This right here for the number one
Number ones here with your number one
You aint number one, just another one
Now everybody sayin that they number one
Ring the alarm, the caterpillar keeps firing
Ohh, we in the war, where butterflies keep dyin
Im a product of Parker Lewis and Kubiak
If I didnt do this, where in the fuck would you be at?
See theres a difference between us, what I spit hit arenas
You a drip from my penis, I eat lions and sip hyenas
You number one when it come to slaughtering mics
Im tryna be number one in my son and daughter life
Uhh, all you niggas my little rapper babies
Yall my children, yall bit my shit and contracted rabies
Dont you grade me next to these rappers, baby, thats degrading
My style got so many different facets
I switch into so many different passions
Im skippin class to be fascinatin
My pen is like Big Ben, this shits just a classic waiting
Your favorite rapper come at me, I just decapitate him
I hate congratulating these has-beens who had their highs
These rappers only won their matches because they strategize
I bring Attica to these patterns, and heres my battle cry
Ring the alarm, the caterpillar is firing
Ohh, we in the war, where butterflies keep dyin
This right here for the number one
Number ones here with your number one
You aint number one, just another one
Now everybody sayin that they number one
Kid think your number wont quit
Number one song, get your number one chick
Number one fly with your number one kick
When its all done then your number gon switch
Hold up, wait a minute
Guess what Ima never do? Show so much respect to you
That I feel like were friends, so now we no longer competitors
That could be the death of you
Never let someone whos not as smart as you
Gas you up and tell you somethin you never knew
Always stay professional, you always gon make revenue
Dont let people next to you that dont want the best for you
Its completely normal to hold on to a regret or two
I do what I wanna do, they do what I let them do
Everything these niggas be sayin is a fuckin lie
Its nothing I can say to you that is realer
Remember when you praisin the butterfly
Dont you ever disrespect the fuckin caterpillar
This right here for the number one
Number ones here with your number one
You aint number one, just another one
Now everybody sayin that they number one
Kid think your number wont quit
Number one song, get your number one chick
Number one fly with your number one kick
When its all done then your number gon switch
Youre looking at Attila, the psychopathic killer, the caterpillar
Dont tell me when Im supposed to rap until
Especially when your favorite rapper aint even half as ill
A savage still, the tracks a banana peel, attack of the silverback gorilla
Youre havin a little trouble fathomin this is actually happenin
Like Anderson Silva back when he snapped his shin in half
And then had the shit hangin by a flap of skin
After he tried to plant the shit back on the mat again
Pad to pen I’m batty like eyelids when theyre blinkin a lot
You copy me, but youre not
You cant be butterflies, my offsprings are just moths
I see that thing Ima squash it and rip the wings of it off
So ring the alarm, pull the extinguishers off of the wall
Set the sprinklers off like Jada Pinkett and Queen Latifah
Till the shingles come off the roof well shout at the ceiling
Slaughterhouse in the building, middle fingers aloft
Say what I think when I rhyme, in ink-pen I talk
And the language I speak is my mind
Kingpin and Penguin combined
Spit like its King of the Dot
A singular thought I think of will help you distinguish apart
The frauds from the cream of the crop
Hold up like a flashcard
Damn dawg, is that copyin or payin homage?
Its sad because dad taught you to rap as a damn toddler
My dad is your grandfather, Ill have to re-hatch on you
Come back as a black wasp, half yellow jacket, you cant swat a
Sasquatch dancing on top of an ant trample it and stomp it
Smash it and stand on it, dammit, I cant stop it
The rap is a vag and Im goin in like a tampon in this bitch
Its a manslaughter
Stampin out grasshoppers, you cant be no Rap Gods
In fact youre exact opposites, you make a wack song
And cant hold a candle but even Daniel-san whacks off
You jack-offs need to come to grips like a hand job
The boom bap is coming back with an axe to mumble rap
Lumberjack with a hacksaw
Number one, but my pencils are number twos
Cause thats all I dos with em, poop is my pseudonym
On the john like a prostitute when Im droppin a deuce
And when Im producing them lyrical bowel movements
These beats are like my saloons
Cause these bars always got my stools in em
And I dont need Metamucil to loosen em
Bitch, shit is real like I pooped Jerusalem
Im bout to go spin another cocoon
Then Im cuttin you from your mothers womb
Then Im flushin you!224Embed |
Offended Lyrics
You claim if you get knocked by the cops
Youll give em not even a statement
Walk in the arraignment
Shoot the bailiff, karate kick the plaintiff
Gotti with the stainless
Ill just call it shoddy entertainment
If yall was in the party gettin faded
On molly, had the audience sedated
You wouldnt catch a body if it fainted
Probably let it fall and hit the pavement
But youd be the first lobbyin to claim it
Bitch, stop bein a lame
Your hobby isn’t robbery and dismemberin body limbs
Like you was Tommy Lynn Sells
And chainsawin them in the basement
Hardly fits your job description, aint nobody dippin
Out the back of the club like, Oh my God, hes trippin!
Only time you get the blade is
Probably with the dang lawn equipment, aint it?
Wouldnt take a bobby pin and wave it
I need to stop bein debated
Youre still copyin, Xeroxing
Im still coppin a feel
Like Bill Cosby at will, poppin a pill
Then spill Oxys in Jills coffee
Then send her out to the hotel lobby
A lil wobbly and still groggy
This blond fucks reprehensible
Misconducts, never sensible
Kiss my butt, my set of principles
Is gone, but til I get the President to respond
My pen and pencil is a missile launcher
And Senator Mitch McConnell’s
Just as big of a bitch as Donald—
Shits on, bruh!
Let me sing this shit soprano
While I do it pizzicato
Ivanka, stiff-arm her while Im hittin on Melania
And this songs for all ya
Cause nobody likes me, everybody hates me
They want me to go eat some worms
And drag my name through the mud, through the dirt
But Ima make you eat your words
You can try to hold me down, but you better let me up
Cause youre only gonna make things worse
Cause I swear when I get up, Im never gonna let up
Til everybody eats my turds
These drums and hard snares bring out the worst in me
Like Justin Ross Harris at a nursery
Goin ham at candy yam
On nanny cam, Im gettin handies with the zanny Xannys
In the Caddy armrest, Im imaginin objects
So Im battin cobwebs from a daddy longleg
In Hamtramck
Got the panoramic camera
Xanax, a banana hammock and a Santa hat
Im smellin like a damn mechanic
With a chick that looks like Janet Jackson with a Spanish accent
Twice her age and Im actin half it
Grow up?
Nah, not that I know of, yall
Basement just got a frickin overhaul
Got a stripper pole installed
Started rollin all through those Klonopins
Like a bowlin ball
Like an overdose on twice the ratio of Propofol
And go through no withdrawal
While I get fellatio and give a facial to
An interracial blow-up doll of Rachel Dolezal
Youre so appalled
Sos my manager
Bitch, I amateur, fuck a pro career
Coast is clear, but nowhere to go from here
And nobodys close so dont compare
They aint nowhere near, Im way over here
My competition cant see me—
Cause I dont own a mirror!
But, Marshall, you are terrific
So smart and gifted
Im so narcissistic, when I fart I sniff it
Do a fake dab to smell my armpits, whiff it
Your anxietys throwin gang signs
But I made strides with these rape lines
Im cuttin back on women hate crimes
Like Ray Rice when he FaceTimes
Bang, bang, bang, bang time
Dang knivesre butcher than gay wives
Youre gonna need sutures the same size
As the blade I push into caputcha
When I pull em like sleigh rides
Gotta stab a bitch at least eight times
To make it on Dateline
I came to stake my claim like a canine
Waitin in a buffet line
So, Kellyanne Conway
Im a really bad hombre
Come play, belly dance on me
Ive been makin wedding plans all day
Cause nobody likes me, everybody hates me
They want me to go eat some worms
And drag my name through the mud, through the dirt
But Ima make you eat your words
You can try to hold me down, but you better let me up
Cause youre only gonna make things worse
Cause I swear when I get up, Im never gonna let up
Til everybody eats my turds
Eight-year-old with the wordplay
Girl, take this pole like a survey
Today wasnt my birthday
But Im caked up like a dessert tray
So were in shape
Cause youre in a slurrin state
I’m a 10, you’re an eight
Like what I do before, after, and durin rape!
You wanna get into a pissin contest
And find out whos better?
And be made a fool out of when I pull on em?
R. Kelly with a full bladder
Non-high school grad, Im not a scholar
But Im so cold when Im droppin knowledge
My degrees is the same as I got in college
But nobodys hotter, you owe me my respect
I owe you nada like Haloti, partner
Blow me, told you Im so dirty, homie, you can throw me
In some holy water, with some floaties on
And get the soap and try to get the Pope to hold me
While you hose me off and, nope, I wont be washed
You hope to God I dont explode
I gotta blow this spot up though, I got a lotta mo
I wont put the sugar coating on it though
Cause sometimes you can feel like your energys expired
Raps got you drained
Dead tired, zapped
You feel like a wet pile of crap
But look, man, like the feds buggin my phone
I get why youre tapped
But you gotta get your fire back
Catch fire, get upset and fire back!
Is what I tell myself
When times get bad
Cause sometimes I might get sad
But I take the same advice I had
And tell myself like I used to tell Hailie
When lifes a drag
Told her to do like her dad:
Dont cry, get mad!
Cause little baby powders
Belong in diaper bags
Im hyper, by the time you see this side of me
Im right in your ass
Foot up it, I stood up for the kid
Who had to put up with the bullies at his school
You aint had to have no money
Or go shoppin just to cop a fuckin attitude
Now my doughs amountin to a mountain
Thats rised too high to count it
Never asked to be rich, all I did was wish
I had a dime for every time that I was doubted
But then I think about it, then Im enraged
Cause I just figured out that if I was paid
For the time I spent to put the pen to the page
Itd be minimum wage
But its embedded in my head I never hunted for the bread and butter
What I wanted was to be the one that they was scared of but
Im never gonna get the credit for the sweat and blood
I put up in the pen, and when Im dead I wonder
Will they put me on a pedestal or forget I was ever this incredible?
I guess I better go harder than ever cause
Ill never get another motherfuckin opportunity again
To offend as many people with this, I can simply because I can
Cause nobody likes me, everybody hates me
They want me to go eat some worms
And drag my name through the mud, through the dirt
But Ima make you eat your words
You can try to hold me down, but you better let me up
Cause youre only gonna make things worse
Cause I swear when I get up, Im never gonna let up
Til everybody eats my turds181Embed |