public static int firstresult(int i){

        if(i == 1)
        {
            System.out.println("You are caught trying to steal a horse from the stable.");
            System.out.println("You ended up being held for an extra day, before selling all your food");
            System.out.println("To rent a horse");
            System.out.println("TL;DR You're broke sunny\n");
        }
        if(i== 2)
        {
            System.out.println("You rode a boat. Nice buddy. Nothing bad happened for the first few days");
            System.out.println("But on the third day, you wanted to eat something other than fish ");
            System.out.print("So at the second to last port stop, you had some pork");
            System.out.println("GUESS WHAT BUDDY. PORK WAS ROTTEN. NEXT TIME STAY ON THE BOAT");
            System.out.println("+2 Days on your trip for being f*** stupid and eating food off the ground\n");

        }
        if(i == 3){
            System.out.println("You walked for 14 days straight. Met a few people and stuff");
            System.out.println("Your trip was actually really a bore. I'm actually shocked you didn't die");
            System.out.println("On the last day, some guy robbed you while you slept. So that sucks");

        }
        if(i == 4){
           System.out.println("You're going home? Well, screw you too. Godzilla didn't want you to kill him anyway");
           System.out.println("END PROGRAM");
           System.exit(0);
        }
        
        System.out.println("But hey, you made it to the lair.\n");
        
        return 0;
    }