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I had some beautiful cutlets that were cut just right that I was going to fry up as an appetizer. |
So, I was home for about an hour. |
My plan was to start the dinner early so Karen and I could unload the guns Jimmy didn't want then get the package for Lois to take to Atlanta for her trip later that night. |
I kept looking out the window, and I saw that the helicopter was gone. |
Michael, keep an eye on the sauce. |
Stay here with your uncle Michael. |
So I asked my brother to watch the sauce. |
and Karen and I started out. |
Oh, God. |
I see it. |
- I see it. |
Look, it's right there. |
- Damn! |
- That's it. |
- There it is. |
We got to get to your mother's. |
See, I told you. |
It's funny. |
- It's not the end of the world. |
- We're going to your mother's. |
Go inside, tell your mother not to touch anything outside the house. |
Nothing. |
We couldn't go to your mother's house? |
You had to come here. |
Let's go shopping. |
I'm not nuts, it's been following me all morning. |
I'm telling you. |
Fine. |
Fine. |
He thinks I'm paranoid! |
I should bring him the helicopter, then we'll see how paranoid I am. |
Come on, let's go inside. |
- Yeah, it's gone. |
- I don't hear anything. |
Let's go back to your mother's. |
- They all right? |
- Beautiful. |
They're great. |
Didn't I tell you, you were paranoid? |
Didn't I tell him? |
Yeah. |
I need a hit. |
Want to see helicopters? |
Come on, I'll show you helicopters. |
I've seen enough helicopters for one day, thank you. |
My plan was I had to get home and get the package ready for Lois to take on her trip. |
Also, I had to get to Sandy's house to give the package a whack with quinine. |
Plus, I knew Sandy would get on my ass. |
Then I had the cooking to finish, and I had to get Lois ready for her trip. |
- It's Sandy. |
What is this? |
- She's a pain in the ass. |
- When are you coming over? |
- In an hour. |
- You staying tonight, right? |
- I can't. |
I got my brother tonight. |
Come on, stop. |
We'll talk about it later, okay? |
Goodbye. |
- Hello? |
- It's me. |
You ready? |
Listen, tell Michael not to let the sauce stick. |
Keep stirring it. |
- Henry says don't let the sauce stick. |
- I'm stirring it. |
- Listen, you know what to do? |
- Yeah, yeah. |
Don't "yeah, yeah" me, Lois. |
This is important. |
Make sure you leave the house when you make the call. |
You understand me? |
You hear me? |
Call from an outside line. |
I mean it. |
Jesus, you must think I'm dumb. |
Why are you bugging me? |
I know what to do. |
You little hick, just make sure you do it. |
You can be such a pain. |
- Hey! |
Just do it! |
- Okay. |
Un-fucking-believable. |
All of them. |
Every fucking girl in my life. |
- What did he say? |
- Nothing. |
What does she do after she hangs up with me? |
After everything I told her? |
After all her "yeah, yeah" bullshit? |
She picks up the phone and calls from the house. |
If anybody was listening, they'd know everything. |
They'd know a package was leaving my house and they'd even have the time and flight number, thanks to her. |
As soon as I got home, I started cooking. |
I had a few hours until Lois' flight. |
I told my brother to keep eye on the stove. |
All day long the guy's been watching helicopters and tomato sauce. |
You see, I had to drive over to Sandy's, mix the stuff, then get back to the gravy. |