Please give these people a miss.
Note that you need to be young for them to consider you to be a "value adding knowledge worker in the digital economy".
Apparently I only know Basic, Pascal and Fortran. FFS.
<a href="
  "Learn to code. As cute as your Basic, Fortran and Pascal 
  skills were in the 80s and 90s, the world has moved on,
  so get on board, as the tech train is already halfway
  out of the station. And just because you’re a master
  of Facebook, Instagram and Twitter, doesn’t mean you
  are a value-adding knowledge worker in the digital
  economy"