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[ { "end": 1.354, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 0.1, "text": " Hello, everyone." }, { "end": 3.17, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1.354, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7.071, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3.17, "text": " And welcome to tonight's episode of Critical\nRole, where a bunch of us nerdy-ass voice actors" }, { "end": 12.03, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7.071, "text": "sit around and play the first game of our new\ncampaign of Dungeons and Dragons." }, { "end": 15.001999999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 12.03, "text": "(cheering)" }, { "end": 21.294, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 15.002, "text": " Super excited to be back. I've missed this a\nlot. Missed this-- oh, you guys will be fine. So" }, { "end": 29.227, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 21.294, "text": "yes. Glad you guys can join us, apparently in some\ncrazy numbers. So welcome new viewers. Hope you" }, { "end": 33.564, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 29.227, "text": "enjoy your stay. So, without further ado, let's\nget this going so we can get through our" }, { "end": 36.496, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 33.564, "text": "announcements. Since it is our first episode of\nthe year, of the campaign, I want to make sure" }, { "end": 40.099000000000004, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 36.496, "text": "that we get our announcements out of the way.\nWe've got some cool stuff to talk about. First and" }, { "end": 48.70099999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 40.099, "text": "foremost, we have two sponsors tonight. Our first\nsponsor-- and we're going into, for a time, a cool" }, { "end": 55.204, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 48.701, "text": "partnership with the folks at DnD Beyond,\nactually. They've been really awesome, and we've" }, { "end": 59.954, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 55.204, "text": "been talking, and anybody who hasn't seen it, it's\nan online digital tool where you can create your" }, { "end": 65.851, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 59.954, "text": "own D&D character, they have options to purchase\nany of the current D&D books out there, and then" }, { "end": 70.24, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 65.851, "text": "carry over any of the character options and racial\noptions over into it, so you can basically use it" }, { "end": 73.842, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 70.24, "text": "as a tool. We'll be using it to help us out in the\ngame as we go, 'cause it's actually got some pretty" }, { "end": 80.262, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 73.842, "text": "cool stuff. So excited about that. It is D-N-D\nBeyond, by the way, if you haven't seen, not the" }, { "end": 81.94800000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 80.316, "text": "ampersand. It's D-N-D." }, { "end": 84.704, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 81.948, "text": " As in nnnn." }, { "end": 89.46799999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 84.704, "text": " Nnnn. But yeah, so they're going to be a\nlong-term partner for the show, so working with us" }, { "end": 95.864, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 89.468, "text": "through the start of this campaign. We're super\nexcited. But yeah. So we're excited. You can" }, { "end": 102.182, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 95.864, "text": "currently activate-- it should be now-- some\nCritical Role content on there. They should have" }, { "end": 108.754, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 102.182, "text": "available the Blood Hunter class that I created a\ncouple of years ago, kind of refining. 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There's a bunch of stuff to" }, { "end": 145.388, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 139.738, "text": "explore on there, and a bunch of cool ways to\nincorporate the existing breadth of D&D lore and" }, { "end": 149.317, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 145.388, "text": "options in there, and now you have some of our stuff in\nthere as well, and hopefully more Critical Role" }, { "end": 154.053, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 149.317, "text": "content and Tal'Dorei content and Exandria content\ndown the road to also be available on there as we" }, { "end": 160.828, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 154.053, "text": "go. Super excited about that. I'd like to thank\nyou guys at DnD Beyond for being awesome. We also" }, { "end": 162.529, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 160.828, "text": "have our second sponsor. Sam, if you want to take\nit away." }, { "end": 163.898, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 162.529, "text": " I'm our second sponsor." }, { "end": 165.202, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 163.898, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 166.152, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 165.202, "text": " Thanks, Sam!" }, { "end": 172.577, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 166.152, "text": " No. Welcome, new viewers. Every week-- or\nmany weeks, I am charged with writing the ad for" }, { "end": 179.633, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 172.577, "text": "the sponsor of that week. I did this one way back\nin mid-December, so it'll feel a little stale." }, { "end": 183.965, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 179.633, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 192.335, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 183.965, "text": " Sorry. I didn't have time to write a new one.\nApologies to our sponsor. But our second sponsor" }, { "end": 199.078, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 192.335, "text": "tonight is Backblaze. They offer unlimited cloud\nbackup for Macs and PCs. You can restore from the" }, { "end": 204.252, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 199.078, "text": "web or via hard drive. They'll even overnight\nFedEx a drive to you, and because it's Christmas" }, { "end": 212.472, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 204.252, "text": "season, I wrote this. 'Twas the night before\nCritmas when I clicked on my mouse, but the drive" }, { "end": 219.907, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 212.472, "text": "wasn't whirring; it had said 'Adi-ouse'. When up\nfrom the cloud there arose such a sight, I knew in" }, { "end": 225.792, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 219.907, "text": "a flash that my shit was all right. As I spat out\nmy plate of cold chicken kiev, down my chimney" }, { "end": 232.589, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 225.792, "text": "came a weird little elf named Lev. I said, \"Whoa,\nwhoa, whoa, how'd you get in my place?\" Lev gave" }, { "end": 237.696, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 232.589, "text": "me a wink and punched me in the face. And suddenly\nhe fired up a pipe and started to restore my" }, { "end": 243.69, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 237.696, "text": "computer from a backup he carted. My documents,\nlike slash fiction from My Little Pony. My photos," }, { "end": 249.699, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 243.69, "text": "like me naked, covered in bologna. He mumbled that\nyou can get backed up at once for a merry little" }, { "end": 260.565, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 249.699, "text": "fee of $5 a month-s. You even get 15 days free if\nyou scroll over to backblaze.com/criticalrole. And" }, { "end": 266.631, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 260.565, "text": "just like that, my computer was on. Lev greased up\nhis body, and bam, he was gone. But I heard him" }, { "end": 272.034, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 266.631, "text": "exclaim, \"Peace out, yo, whassup! 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They have" }, { "end": 300.295, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 295.595, "text": "new boxes for all the players in the new campaign.\nAnd they have been working on something for a" }, { "end": 305.82800000000003, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 300.295, "text": "while for us to kick off the new campaign. They\nmade us a new table. If we can go to a camera view" }, { "end": 307.67499999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 305.828, "text": "of this table they made for the campaign." }, { "end": 312.28700000000003, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 307.675, "text": "(cheering)" }, { "end": 317.864, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 312.287, "text": " It's made out of English brown oak, the\ncenter Critical Role inlay is made of ash burl, is" }, { "end": 324.592, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 317.864, "text": "the background, and then rosewood for the d20\noutline, wenge for the Critical Role words" } ]

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So, without further ado, let's\nget this going so we can get through our" }, { "end": 36.496, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 33.564, "text": "announcements. Since it is our first episode of\nthe year, of the campaign, I want to make sure" }, { "end": 40.099000000000004, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 36.496, "text": "that we get our announcements out of the way.\nWe've got some cool stuff to talk about. First and" }, { "end": 48.70099999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 40.099, "text": "foremost, we have two sponsors tonight. Our first\nsponsor-- and we're going into, for a time, a cool" }, { "end": 55.204, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 48.701, "text": "partnership with the folks at DnD Beyond,\nactually. They've been really awesome, and we've" }, { "end": 59.954, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 55.204, "text": "been talking, and anybody who hasn't seen it, it's\nan online digital tool where you can create your" }, { "end": 65.851, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 59.954, "text": "own D&D character, they have options to purchase\nany of the current D&D books out there, and then" }, { "end": 70.24, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 65.851, "text": "carry over any of the character options and racial\noptions over into it, so you can basically use it" }, { "end": 73.842, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 70.24, "text": "as a tool. We'll be using it to help us out in the\ngame as we go, 'cause it's actually got some pretty" }, { "end": 80.262, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 73.842, "text": "cool stuff. So excited about that. It is D-N-D\nBeyond, by the way, if you haven't seen, not the" }, { "end": 81.94800000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 80.316, "text": "ampersand. It's D-N-D." }, { "end": 84.704, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 81.948, "text": " As in nnnn." }, { "end": 89.46799999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 84.704, "text": " Nnnn. But yeah, so they're going to be a\nlong-term partner for the show, so working with us" }, { "end": 95.864, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 89.468, "text": "through the start of this campaign. We're super\nexcited. But yeah. So we're excited. You can" }, { "end": 102.182, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 95.864, "text": "currently activate-- it should be now-- some\nCritical Role content on there. They should have" }, { "end": 108.754, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 102.182, "text": "available the Blood Hunter class that I created a\ncouple of years ago, kind of refining. 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Sam, if you want to take\nit away." }, { "end": 163.898, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 162.529, "text": " I'm our second sponsor." }, { "end": 165.202, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 163.898, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 166.152, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 165.202, "text": " Thanks, Sam!" }, { "end": 172.577, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 166.152, "text": " No. Welcome, new viewers. Every week-- or\nmany weeks, I am charged with writing the ad for" }, { "end": 179.633, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 172.577, "text": "the sponsor of that week. I did this one way back\nin mid-December, so it'll feel a little stale." }, { "end": 183.965, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 179.633, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 192.335, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 183.965, "text": " Sorry. I didn't have time to write a new one.\nApologies to our sponsor. But our second sponsor" }, { "end": 199.078, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 192.335, "text": "tonight is Backblaze. They offer unlimited cloud\nbackup for Macs and PCs. You can restore from the" }, { "end": 204.252, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 199.078, "text": "web or via hard drive. They'll even overnight\nFedEx a drive to you, and because it's Christmas" }, { "end": 212.472, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 204.252, "text": "season, I wrote this. 'Twas the night before\nCritmas when I clicked on my mouse, but the drive" }, { "end": 219.907, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 212.472, "text": "wasn't whirring; it had said 'Adi-ouse'. When up\nfrom the cloud there arose such a sight, I knew in" }, { "end": 225.792, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 219.907, "text": "a flash that my shit was all right. As I spat out\nmy plate of cold chicken kiev, down my chimney" }, { "end": 232.589, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 225.792, "text": "came a weird little elf named Lev. I said, \"Whoa,\nwhoa, whoa, how'd you get in my place?\" Lev gave" }, { "end": 237.696, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 232.589, "text": "me a wink and punched me in the face. And suddenly\nhe fired up a pipe and started to restore my" }, { "end": 243.69, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 237.696, "text": "computer from a backup he carted. My documents,\nlike slash fiction from My Little Pony. My photos," }, { "end": 249.699, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 243.69, "text": "like me naked, covered in bologna. He mumbled that\nyou can get backed up at once for a merry little" }, { "end": 260.565, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 249.699, "text": "fee of $5 a month-s. You even get 15 days free if\nyou scroll over to backblaze.com/criticalrole. And" }, { "end": 266.631, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 260.565, "text": "just like that, my computer was on. Lev greased up\nhis body, and bam, he was gone. But I heard him" }, { "end": 272.034, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 266.631, "text": "exclaim, \"Peace out, yo, whassup! 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They have" }, { "end": 300.295, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 295.595, "text": "new boxes for all the players in the new campaign.\nAnd they have been working on something for a" }, { "end": 305.82800000000003, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 300.295, "text": "while for us to kick off the new campaign. They\nmade us a new table. If we can go to a camera view" }, { "end": 307.67499999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 305.828, "text": "of this table they made for the campaign." }, { "end": 312.28700000000003, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 307.675, "text": "(cheering)" }, { "end": 317.864, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 312.287, "text": " It's made out of English brown oak, the\ncenter Critical Role inlay is made of ash burl, is" }, { "end": 324.592, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 317.864, "text": "the background, and then rosewood for the d20\noutline, wenge for the Critical Role words" } ]

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So, without further ado, let's\nget this going so we can get through our" }, { "end": 36.496, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 33.564, "text": "announcements. Since it is our first episode of\nthe year, of the campaign, I want to make sure" }, { "end": 40.099000000000004, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 36.496, "text": "that we get our announcements out of the way.\nWe've got some cool stuff to talk about. First and" }, { "end": 48.70099999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 40.099, "text": "foremost, we have two sponsors tonight. Our first\nsponsor-- and we're going into, for a time, a cool" }, { "end": 55.204, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 48.701, "text": "partnership with the folks at DnD Beyond,\nactually. They've been really awesome, and we've" }, { "end": 59.954, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 55.204, "text": "been talking, and anybody who hasn't seen it, it's\nan online digital tool where you can create your" }, { "end": 65.851, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 59.954, "text": "own D&D character, they have options to purchase\nany of the current D&D books out there, and then" }, { "end": 70.24, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 65.851, "text": "carry over any of the character options and racial\noptions over into it, so you can basically use it" }, { "end": 73.842, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 70.24, "text": "as a tool. We'll be using it to help us out in the\ngame as we go, 'cause it's actually got some pretty" }, { "end": 80.262, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 73.842, "text": "cool stuff. So excited about that. It is D-N-D\nBeyond, by the way, if you haven't seen, not the" }, { "end": 81.94800000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 80.316, "text": "ampersand. 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So, without further ado, let's\nget this going so we can get through our" }, { "end": 36.496, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 33.564, "text": "announcements. Since it is our first episode of\nthe year, of the campaign, I want to make sure" }, { "end": 40.099000000000004, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 36.496, "text": "that we get our announcements out of the way.\nWe've got some cool stuff to talk about. First and" }, { "end": 48.70099999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 40.099, "text": "foremost, we have two sponsors tonight. Our first\nsponsor-- and we're going into, for a time, a cool" }, { "end": 55.204, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 48.701, "text": "partnership with the folks at DnD Beyond,\nactually. They've been really awesome, and we've" }, { "end": 59.954, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 55.204, "text": "been talking, and anybody who hasn't seen it, it's\nan online digital tool where you can create your" }, { "end": 65.851, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 59.954, "text": "own D&D character, they have options to purchase\nany of the current D&D books out there, and then" }, { "end": 70.24, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 65.851, "text": "carry over any of the character options and racial\noptions over into it, so you can basically use it" }, { "end": 73.842, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 70.24, "text": "as a tool. We'll be using it to help us out in the\ngame as we go, 'cause it's actually got some pretty" }, { "end": 80.262, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 73.842, "text": "cool stuff. So excited about that. It is D-N-D\nBeyond, by the way, if you haven't seen, not the" }, { "end": 81.94800000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 80.316, "text": "ampersand. 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It's really super" }, { "end": 370.933, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 365.052, "text": "high-quality, it's great. So thank you guys. All\nright, so. Let's see. Updates we can get through." }, { "end": 373.67, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 370.933, "text": "Laura, do you have an update for merch stuff in\nthe new year?" }, { "end": 380.82300000000004, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 373.67, "text": " (yells) Okay. Yes, I do. It's a new\ncampaign, new us, new merch. 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It's in the store right" }, { "end": 412.62899999999996, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 407.039, "text": "now, you guys, and we printed a small amount, so\nthose ones will be shipped faster, and then after" }, { "end": 416.159, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 412.629, "text": "that it'll just be pre-order, but I think it's all\nlisted as pre-order, so just so you know." }, { "end": 419.389, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 416.159, "text": " Can you photoshop out my crotch region?" }, { "end": 420.60200000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 419.389, "text": " No." }, { "end": 422.34, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 420.602, "text": " That would be a lot of photoshop, man." }, { "end": 425.10999999999996, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 422.34, "text": " None of us have that much talent in post,\nSam." }, { "end": 426.90700000000004, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 425.11, "text": " But let's just talk about this Matthew\nMercer." }, { "end": 431.606, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 426.907, "text": " Let's not talk about what I-- when I put\nthat outfit on, I did not consider quite the" }, { "end": 436.633, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 431.606, "text": "permeation in my life it would become. So there's\nthat." }, { "end": 442.14599999999996, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 436.633, "text": " So we can be with you always. Matt can\nstare at you while you sleep." }, { "end": 443.945, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 442.146, "text": " That's actually how Purvon dressed." }, { "end": 445.44599999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 443.945, "text": " God damn it." }, { "end": 447.96900000000005, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 445.446, "text": " Hey, first throwback! Well done." }, { "end": 451.501, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 447.969, "text": " Oh yeah. We've got to be careful, guys,\nbecause we have a lot of people that haven't" }, { "end": 456.14599999999996, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 451.501, "text": "watched the last campaign, or haven't finished the\nlast campaign, so no spoilers for last campaign." }, { "end": 457.689, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 456.146, "text": " I don't really remember it." }, { "end": 458.928, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 457.689, "text": " Well, we all died, so." }, { "end": 464.035, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 458.928, "text": " That's true, yeah. Okay, next announcements:\nthe Critical Role podcast we have currently up to" }, { "end": 470.737, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 464.035, "text": "date. All of Vox Machina's story, the whole first\ncampaign, is now on the podcast. You can find it" }, { "end": 477.20700000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 470.737, "text": "where the finest podcasts are downloaded. 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You guys, Vox Machina's story ended" }, { "end": 533.805, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 529.577, "text": "at this table, but it is going to live on and on\nand on-- at least for three more issues." }, { "end": 537.4399999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 533.805, "text": " Thank you very much." }, { "end": 538.9570000000001, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 537.44, "text": " Check it out everywhere." }, { "end": 549.534, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 538.957, "text": " Yeah, on Zune, on PalmPilot. Darkhorse app,\nComixology, Limewire, finally." }, { "end": 553.124, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 549.534, "text": " Napster." }, { "end": 555.708, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 553.124, "text": " I'm going to throw up." }, { "end": 559.727, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 555.708, "text": " That's okay, guys, we've got a couple more\nthings left. Thank you for hanging in there. As" }, { "end": 563.9359999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 559.727, "text": "far as con appearances go, I actually fly tomorrow\nto Miami, Florida for Paradise City Comic Con." }, { "end": 568.765, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 563.936, "text": "I'll be there tomorrow until Sunday. If you guys\nare in the area, come say hi at the convention. It" }, { "end": 573.366, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 568.765, "text": "should be fun. I have panels and signings and\nstuff. Hopefully see you there. Also, I'll be at" }, { "end": 579.457, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 573.366, "text": "Lexington Comic and Toy Con in Lexington,\nKentucky, March 9-11, Otafest in Calgary, May" }, { "end": 583.062, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 579.457, "text": "18-20, and A-Kon in Texas, June 7-10." }, { "end": 585.699, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 583.062, "text": " Jeez Louise, Matt." }, { "end": 589.101, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 585.699, "text": " We have Emerald City Comic Con, me and\nTravis." }, { "end": 591.204, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 589.101, "text": " First weekend of March." }, { "end": 598.843, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 591.204, "text": " Badass. Cool. All right, so. Paring it down,\nfinishing it up here. Thank you for your patience." }, { "end": 605.9159999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 598.843, "text": "With the new campaign, I want to renew our\nappreciation for and make sure that we push to you" }, { "end": 610.1600000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 605.916, "text": "guys that we, from the very beginning, have been\nsupporting a really amazing charity called 826," }, { "end": 616.9399999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 610.16, "text": "826LA being our local chapter. They have 826\ngroups all over the United States that they do" }, { "end": 622.9960000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 616.94, "text": "after-school creative writing, and a lot of great\ncreative classes for children who are either" }, { "end": 627.461, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 622.996, "text": "underprivileged or don't have opportunities to go\nto these types of classes. They do wonderful," }, { "end": 631.111, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 627.461, "text": "wonderful work, and we've been supporting them\nfrom the very beginning, and we're just doubling" }, { "end": 635.14, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 631.111, "text": "down on that for this new campaign. You guys as a\ncommunity have been fantastic in supporting them," }, { "end": 639.23, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 635.14, "text": "and all the charities that we've supported from\nthe very beginning. Critmas every year has been a" }, { "end": 644.338, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 639.23, "text": "very prime example of that, so I just wanted to\ncontinue to push that forward, share the love, and" } ]

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They did an\nincredible job, and we're super honored to have" }, { "end": 342.959, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 337.992, "text": "that here, and thank you guys for showing such an\nawesome appreciation for what we do." }, { "end": 346.258, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 342.959, "text": " It smells really nice." }, { "end": 348.341, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 346.258, "text": " We have cubbies!" }, { "end": 350.90500000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 348.341, "text": " It smells like wood in the studio, like\nfresh wood." }, { "end": 354.20099999999996, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 350.905, "text": " And, when we get canceled, this is going to\nbe a great dining room table." }, { "end": 359.994, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 354.201, "text": " This is true! Thank you guys, Wyrmwood. If\nyou aren't familiar with any of their stuff, go to" }, { "end": 365.052, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 359.994, "text": "wyrmwoodgaming.com, that's W-Y-R-M-wood Gaming \ndot com. They do awesome work. It's really super" }, { "end": 370.933, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 365.052, "text": "high-quality, it's great. So thank you guys. All\nright, so. Let's see. Updates we can get through." }, { "end": 373.67, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 370.933, "text": "Laura, do you have an update for merch stuff in\nthe new year?" }, { "end": 380.82300000000004, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 373.67, "text": " (yells) Okay. Yes, I do. It's a new\ncampaign, new us, new merch. I don't know which" }, { "end": 382.678, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 380.823, "text": "camera I'm looking at." }, { "end": 384.361, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 382.678, "text": " That one." }, { "end": 391.514, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 384.361, "text": " So we released our teaser on socials, and\neverybody was like, \"I want that as a poster!\" So" }, { "end": 395.021, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 391.514, "text": "we listened to you, and we made it a poster!" }, { "end": 398.12800000000004, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 395.021, "text": "(cheering)" }, { "end": 399.176, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 398.128, "text": " It's a real poster?" }, { "end": 400.216, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 399.176, "text": " It's a real poster!" }, { "end": 401.392, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 400.216, "text": " Oh, wow!" }, { "end": 407.039, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 401.392, "text": " Look at this lameness that you could have\non your wall! So yeah. It's in the store right" }, { "end": 412.62899999999996, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 407.039, "text": "now, you guys, and we printed a small amount, so\nthose ones will be shipped faster, and then after" }, { "end": 416.159, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 412.629, "text": "that it'll just be pre-order, but I think it's all\nlisted as pre-order, so just so you know." }, { "end": 419.389, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 416.159, "text": " Can you photoshop out my crotch region?" }, { "end": 420.60200000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 419.389, "text": " No." }, { "end": 422.34, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 420.602, "text": " That would be a lot of photoshop, man." }, { "end": 425.10999999999996, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 422.34, "text": " None of us have that much talent in post,\nSam." }, { "end": 426.90700000000004, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 425.11, "text": " But let's just talk about this Matthew\nMercer." }, { "end": 431.606, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 426.907, "text": " Let's not talk about what I-- when I put\nthat outfit on, I did not consider quite the" }, { "end": 436.633, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 431.606, "text": "permeation in my life it would become. So there's\nthat." }, { "end": 442.14599999999996, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 436.633, "text": " So we can be with you always. Matt can\nstare at you while you sleep." }, { "end": 443.945, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 442.146, "text": " That's actually how Purvon dressed." }, { "end": 445.44599999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 443.945, "text": " God damn it." }, { "end": 447.96900000000005, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 445.446, "text": " Hey, first throwback! Well done." }, { "end": 451.501, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 447.969, "text": " Oh yeah. We've got to be careful, guys,\nbecause we have a lot of people that haven't" }, { "end": 456.14599999999996, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 451.501, "text": "watched the last campaign, or haven't finished the\nlast campaign, so no spoilers for last campaign." }, { "end": 457.689, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 456.146, "text": " I don't really remember it." }, { "end": 458.928, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 457.689, "text": " Well, we all died, so." }, { "end": 464.035, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 458.928, "text": " That's true, yeah. Okay, next announcements:\nthe Critical Role podcast we have currently up to" }, { "end": 470.737, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 464.035, "text": "date. All of Vox Machina's story, the whole first\ncampaign, is now on the podcast. You can find it" }, { "end": 477.20700000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 470.737, "text": "where the finest podcasts are downloaded. And do\nwe have an update as far as the release schedule" }, { "end": 478.378, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 477.207, "text": "for this podcast?" }, { "end": 487.572, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 478.378, "text": " Yes, we do. They will be releasing one\nweek after we are live. We'll be one week behind." }, { "end": 489.432, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 487.572, "text": " On a Thursday?" }, { "end": 491.993, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 489.432, "text": " They will be releasing on Thursdays the\nweek after." }, { "end": 500.123, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 491.993, "text": " Oh, so you can listen to it in the morning\nand watch it live at night. If you have a lot of" }, { "end": 504.378, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 500.123, "text": "free time. 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Thank you for your patience." }, { "end": 605.9159999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 598.843, "text": "With the new campaign, I want to renew our\nappreciation for and make sure that we push to you" }, { "end": 610.1600000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 605.916, "text": "guys that we, from the very beginning, have been\nsupporting a really amazing charity called 826," }, { "end": 616.9399999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 610.16, "text": "826LA being our local chapter. They have 826\ngroups all over the United States that they do" }, { "end": 622.9960000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 616.94, "text": "after-school creative writing, and a lot of great\ncreative classes for children who are either" }, { "end": 627.461, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 622.996, "text": "underprivileged or don't have opportunities to go\nto these types of classes. 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[ { "end": 649.938, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 644.338, "text": "a big thank-you to 826 for being such an amazing\nsource of creative drive for so many young kids" }, { "end": 653.359, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 649.938, "text": "who normally wouldn't have that opportunity. So\nyou guys are amazing, and show them your" }, { "end": 654.88, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 653.359, "text": "appreciation if you can." }, { "end": 656.956, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 654.88, "text": "(cheering)" }, { "end": 662.65, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 656.956, "text": " Final shout-outs. One, thank you to Ian\nPhillips of Iron Tusk Painting, who has painted" }, { "end": 664.357, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 662.65, "text": "the miniatures for this campaign." }, { "end": 666.67, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 664.357, "text": "(cheering)" }, { "end": 670.4169999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 666.67, "text": " He actually painted me and Marisha's cake\ntoppers for our wedding, and whenever you manage" }, { "end": 674.671, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 670.417, "text": "to see them in the campaign, you can know that\nit's his handiwork. Soon enough." }, { "end": 683.5200000000001, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 674.671, "text": " Also, fun fact about Ian Phillips: I grew\nup with him. He was one of my brother's best" }, { "end": 688.653, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 683.52, "text": "friends when we first moved out here to LA, and so\nwhen that name was floating around, I was like," }, { "end": 692.583, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 688.653, "text": "wait a minute. And then we reconnected back on\nInstagram. It's such a crazy story. You know," }, { "end": 694.449, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 692.583, "text": "Critical Role brings it all back around." }, { "end": 696.842, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 694.449, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 700.3009999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 696.842, "text": " I love it. So you can follow him,\n@PaintingTusk on Twitter." }, { "end": 704.0790000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 700.301, "text": " I've had him paint 20 to 30-- I'm kind of\naddicted-- 20 to 30 miniatures. They're amazing." }, { "end": 705.646, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 704.079, "text": "He's amazing at what he does." }, { "end": 709.665, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 705.646, "text": " And final thank-yous to Warner Bros and\nMonolith Entertainment for letting us incorporate" }, { "end": 714.7629999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 709.665, "text": "the Shadow of War soundtrack into our Critical\nRole soundtrack here on the air, so those will be" }, { "end": 719.7660000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 714.763, "text": "coming into the new campaign. And, super excited,\nCD Projekt Red has been nice enough to allow us" }, { "end": 727.068, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 719.766, "text": "use of the Witcher series soundtrack to also\nincorporate into the campaign, which, honestly," }, { "end": 731.1949999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 727.068, "text": "when we started playing at home, the Witcher\nsoundtrack was most of my music, and I couldn't" }, { "end": 735.273, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 731.195, "text": "use it when we started streaming, and so it's been\na cool full-circle to be able to bring it back in." }, { "end": 740.198, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 735.273, "text": "Plus it brings a unique flavor that works with the\nnew campaign setting, so." }, { "end": 745.064, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 740.198, "text": "With that, I believe our announcements are done.\nThank you for bearing with us." }, { "end": 747.4, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 745.064, "text": " Wait, we're going to give-- oh, that's--" }, { "end": 748.63, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 747.4, "text": " Afterwards." }, { "end": 751.008, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 748.63, "text": " There's one more announcement." }, { "end": 759.041, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 751.008, "text": " Our announcement is our brand-new opening\ntitle sequence. Which I think we're ready for." }, { "end": 765.8720000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 759.041, "text": " So, as we bring it down, guys, let's go\nahead and prepare to dive in to the new year and" }, { "end": 769.3019999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 765.872, "text": "the new campaign for this episode of Critical\nRole." }, { "end": 771.912, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 769.302, "text": "(yelling)" }, { "end": 853.8040000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 771.912, "text": "[80s music]" }, { "end": 857.233, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 853.804, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 859.443, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 857.233, "text": " And welcome back." }, { "end": 861.612, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 859.443, "text": " That was a new level." }, { "end": 866.265, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 861.612, "text": " We've definitely returned to the table.\nThank you, Sam. So." }, { "end": 870.973, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 866.265, "text": " Wait, super fast. We've got to go through\ncredits. Right? Okay. So normally we don't do" }, { "end": 876.458, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 870.973, "text": "this, and I did this once before when we released\nour other opening title sequence. Yeah, 50th. So" }, { "end": 881.683, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 876.458, "text": "we're going to do this again. These are just\npeople who do so much and who do not get enough" }, { "end": 885.933, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 881.683, "text": "love. I'm going to shout them out. Sean Becker,\nwho's the unsung hero of Geek and Sundry, he's the" }, { "end": 891.9, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 885.933, "text": "executive producer. T.J. Rotell, he's our\nproduction manager around here, he makes sure that" }, { "end": 899.4019999999999, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 891.9, "text": "we actually have cameras. Maxwell James, our\nproducer that makes this show go every week. Dani" }, { "end": 906.5980000000001, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 899.402, "text": "Carr, our production coordinator, also huge\nproducer here. Steve Sprinkles, who directed that" }, { "end": 909.0039999999999, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 906.598, "text": "amazing opening title sequence." }, { "end": 910.604, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 909.004, "text": " That's not a real name!" }, { "end": 914.815, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 910.604, "text": " I know. I love it on the slate. It always\nsays 'Sprinkles'. Jan-Michael Losada, who is our" }, { "end": 922.413, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 914.815, "text": "D.P., and is the same D.P. from last time. Tristan\nSavage-Tate, our first A.C. Sean Delahunt, who is" }, { "end": 930.418, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 922.413, "text": "our key grip. Tyler Hart, who is our gaffer, who\ngaffs everything around here, he's amazing. Jenny" }, { "end": 937.394, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 930.418, "text": "Newman, who did the amazing wardrobe. She sourced\nall the wardrobe. Wren Witting, who's one of our" }, { "end": 946.062, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 937.394, "text": "hair and makeup artists. Vanessa Marie, who is our\nsecond hair and makeup artist. Jose Sosa, who was" }, { "end": 949.518, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 946.062, "text": "our production assistant. Selina Ruthe--" }, { "end": 950.961, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 949.518, "text": " That's a lot of pieces of paper!" }, { "end": 954.716, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 950.961, "text": " I know. Selina Ruthe, who did additional\nphotography, and she also does stuff every day." }, { "end": 956.439, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 954.716, "text": " Why didn't you put them on the same piece\nof paper?" }, { "end": 959.153, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 956.439, "text": " Because I didn't know there was going to\nbe this many. Brandon Clark, who was our location" }, { "end": 965.269, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 959.153, "text": "manager. Pamela Joy, who shot all the photos for\nthat, and Loretta Ritchert." }, { "end": 968.353, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 965.269, "text": " Yeah, they're with Heirloom Photography,\nand they did all of our thumbnails, too. They did" }, { "end": 969.603, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 968.353, "text": "that poster." }, { "end": 971.096, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 969.603, "text": " Go check them out on Instagram!" }, { "end": 974.01, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 971.096, "text": " Jason Charles Miller, who does our\nmusic." }, { "end": 975.749, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 974.01, "text": " Party on, Garthok!" }, { "end": 980.126, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 975.749, "text": " Sean Hudson, who does our\npost-production. And Andy Inglat, who edited that" }, { "end": 984.4639999999999, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 980.126, "text": "thing. Okay. I'm sweating a lot." }, { "end": 986.1930000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 984.464, "text": " That's okay. So." }, { "end": 988.2049999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 986.193, "text": " What a night. Well, guys..." }, { "end": 990.509, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 988.205, "text": " This has been great." }, { "end": 992.102, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 990.509, "text": " Holy shit." }, { "end": 994.588, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 992.102, "text": " Everyone. Everyone." }, { "end": 996.53, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 994.588, "text": " Can we open our fricking books yet?" }, { "end": 998.161, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 996.53, "text": " Not yet." }, { "end": 1010.006, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 998.161, "text": " Welcome to Wildemount. The year is 835 P.D.,\nor post-Divergence. This continent is divided both" }, { "end": 1016.3779999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1010.006, "text": "by jagged terrain and political powers. The\nMenagerie Coast, a collection of city-states" }, { "end": 1022.634, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1016.378, "text": "united under the Clovis Concord, monopolizes the\nsouthwestern shores and ports of Wildemount," }, { "end": 1028.826, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1022.634, "text": "thriving on open trade and cultural freedom.\nBeyond the Cyrios Mountains lies the massive" }, { "end": 1036.58, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1028.826, "text": "region known as Wynandir, bisected by the\nAshkeeper Peaks. Eastern Wynandir houses the" }, { "end": 1042.249, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1036.58, "text": "expansive wastes and turbulent badlands of\nXhorhas, overrun with all manner of beasts and" }, { "end": 1047.981, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1042.249, "text": "terrors, relics from the final battles of the\nCalamity that ruined that scarred landscape." }, { "end": 1053.833, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1047.981, "text": "Northward, you would find the Greying Wildlands, a\nlawless realm harboring a curse that has kept it" } ]

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Under the\nrule of the current King Bertrand Dwendal, now in" }, { "end": 1103.6689999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1096.764, "text": "his 68th year, most are left to their own devices.\nYou live as you did before. The crown only takes a" }, { "end": 1111.544, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1103.669, "text": "tithe of what you produce and earn. You follow its\nlaws, worship its gods, and bow to its installed" }, { "end": 1118.9250000000002, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1111.544, "text": "local leadership. In return, denizens of the\nEmpire are protected from the chaotic horrors and" }, { "end": 1125.085, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1118.925, "text": "shadowed evils that stalk the edges of the\ncivilized lands. This accord has led to a" }, { "end": 1131.3690000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1125.085, "text": "prosperous century for the Empire, or at least the\npolitical elite. Tensions brew beneath the" }, { "end": 1137.2179999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1131.369, "text": "chafing watch of the Crown's Guard. Every temple\nis government-owned and run, and worship outside" }, { "end": 1143.5, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1137.218, "text": "the approved idolatry is met with imprisonment.\nRumors of military clashes at the eastern border" }, { "end": 1152.82, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1143.5, "text": "near Xhorhas have many common folk on edge. Our\nstory, however, begins much smaller. Here in the" }, { "end": 1157.847, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1152.82, "text": "southern reaches of the Marrow Valley, beyond the\nentry gates of the Wuyun Gorge, lies the small" }, { "end": 1164.087, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1157.847, "text": "rural town of Trostenwald. 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Here in this sleepy trade" }, { "end": 1193.981, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1186.859, "text": "stop along the Amber Road, a handful of wandering\ndestinies slowly begin to intersect." }, { "end": 1201.657, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1193.981, "text": "We begin in the early hours of the morning on the\nday of Grissen in a messy room on the second floor" }, { "end": 1209.837, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1201.657, "text": "of the Nestled Nook Inn. A bleary-eyed, bruised\nman in a tattered coat slowly wakens from his" }, { "end": 1215.74, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1209.837, "text": "lengthy sleep, catching his small, snoring ally\ncurled at the foot of the bed. Liam, if you would" }, { "end": 1217.78, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1215.74, "text": "like to describe your character, please." }, { "end": 1221.597, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1217.78, "text": "(nervous laughter)" }, { "end": 1222.9569999999999, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1221.597, "text": " Oh my god, no pressure!" }, { "end": 1224.941, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1222.957, "text": " Were we supposed to prepare this?" }, { "end": 1237.97, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1224.941, "text": " I'm pretty filthy. I have a mess of\nreddish-brown hair, and really filthy road" }, { "end": 1249.4080000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1237.97, "text": "clothes. I wear a long coat that I slept in. I\nslept about 20 hours last night. Jeez. Unshaven, a" }, { "end": 1251.051, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1249.408, "text": "bit of a mess." }, { "end": 1253.617, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1251.051, "text": " So far you're just talking about current\nLiam." }, { "end": 1256.253, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1253.617, "text": " What color are your eyes? I need visual." }, { "end": 1266.7069999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1256.253, "text": " They're blue. That's it. It was a rough day\nyesterday, and-- that's it." }, { "end": 1268.131, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1266.707, "text": " And your name is?" }, { "end": 1270.385, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1268.131, "text": " Oh. Caleb. Caleb Widogast." }, { "end": 1275.536, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1270.385, "text": " All right. As your smaller friend curls\nawake, Sam, would you like to describe your" }, { "end": 1277.015, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1275.536, "text": "character?" }, { "end": 1283.385, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1277.015, "text": " Yeah. Um. I am a little goblin girl." }, { "end": 1286.426, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1283.385, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1302.072, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1286.426, "text": " I am a goblin. So, you know, the green skin,\nthe green hair, the yellow eyes. And she wears" }, { "end": 1308.137, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1302.072, "text": "not-great clothes, just like her traveling\ncompanion there. She hides in the shadows a lot," }, { "end": 1315.653, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1308.137, "text": "because she knows goblins aren't welcome in this\npart, and that's about it. I mean, she's a little" }, { "end": 1320.814, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1315.653, "text": "skittish, and right now she's probably stirring\nawake as well, right?" }, { "end": 1322.854, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1320.814, "text": " Well. What's your name?" }, { "end": 1324.8110000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1322.854, "text": " Oh. Nott the Brave." }, { "end": 1331.388, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1324.811, "text": " So Caleb, as you come to consciousness, you\nglance over and can see, slowly snoring and" }, { "end": 1340.114, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1331.388, "text": "rousing at about the same time, Nott's eyes blink\nopen, her slowly groaning face looking over" }, { "end": 1341.919, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1340.114, "text": "towards you." }, { "end": 1354.902, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1341.919, "text": " (high-pitched Cockney accent) Oh! You're finally awake, \nI see. Oh yeah, motherfuckers. It's on. You were out for quite" }, { "end": 1358.151, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1354.902, "text": "some time, there. Rough day, eh?" }, { "end": 1360.1570000000002, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1358.151, "text": " (light German accent) Not our best day, no." }, { "end": 1366.749, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1360.157, "text": " No, I mean, usually you're so good at\neverything, but yesterday you were just-- maybe" }, { "end": 1368.869, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1366.749, "text": "you needed the sleep, is what you needed." }, { "end": 1371.3929999999998, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1368.869, "text": " Thank you." }, { "end": 1384.846, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1371.393, "text": " Well, don't thank me yet. I should probably\ntell you what happened while you were asleep. I" }, { "end": 1391.307, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1384.846, "text": "mean, you were asleep for so long. I got bored,\nfrankly. I was going through my pack and" }, { "end": 1392.808, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1391.307, "text": "reorganizing." }, { "end": 1395.641, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1392.808, "text": " Has anybody seen you-- seen you seen you?" }, { "end": 1404.481, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1395.641, "text": " Well, I mean, many people? I got bored.\nYou've never slept that long, so I left, I went" }, { "end": 1410.215, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1404.481, "text": "downstairs, I thought I'd do a bit of\nwindow-shopping, and you know how sometimes I get" }, { "end": 1411.6979999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1410.215, "text": "the itch, you know?" }, { "end": 1416.7720000000002, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1411.698, "text": " I do. Did you make it back here okay, at\nnight?" }, { "end": 1417.826, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1416.772, "text": " I'm here, aren't I?" }, { "end": 1418.854, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1417.826, "text": " Yeah, you are." }, { "end": 1426.1090000000002, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1418.854, "text": " Yeah, I did. But I might have been spotted by\na few of the Crown's Guard." }, { "end": 1427.895, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1426.109, "text": " Did you have the mask on?" }, { "end": 1438.355, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1427.895, "text": " No? No, I didn't. But they didn't catch me,\nso. Listen, I'm sorry, sometimes I get the urge," }, { "end": 1444.145, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1438.355, "text": "I've got to take something, you know? I was trying\nto replentish what you lost yesterday, and I failed." }, { "end": 1450.898, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1444.145, "text": " Well, we-- (sighs)-- discussed coming to a\nbigger town. It's going to be a little more" }, { "end": 1457.144, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1450.898, "text": "difficult now. You can't go-- it was easier on\noutskirts, it was easier in farms, but we can't do" }, { "end": 1458.982, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1457.144, "text": "that here." }, { "end": 1465.184, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1458.982, "text": " I know, I'm sorry. Yeah. I know. You're\nright. Yep. I just got a little bit squiggly." }, { "end": 1466.6019999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1465.184, "text": "That's all." }, { "end": 1471.3010000000002, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1466.602, "text": " Okay. Well, I think today you should have\nthe mask on at all times." } ]

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I am a little goblin girl." }, { "end": 1286.426, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1283.385, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1302.072, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1286.426, "text": " I am a goblin. So, you know, the green skin,\nthe green hair, the yellow eyes. And she wears" }, { "end": 1308.137, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1302.072, "text": "not-great clothes, just like her traveling\ncompanion there. She hides in the shadows a lot," }, { "end": 1315.653, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1308.137, "text": "because she knows goblins aren't welcome in this\npart, and that's about it. I mean, she's a little" }, { "end": 1320.814, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1315.653, "text": "skittish, and right now she's probably stirring\nawake as well, right?" }, { "end": 1322.854, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1320.814, "text": " Well. What's your name?" }, { "end": 1324.8110000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1322.854, "text": " Oh. Nott the Brave." }, { "end": 1331.388, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1324.811, "text": " So Caleb, as you come to consciousness, you\nglance over and can see, slowly snoring and" }, { "end": 1340.114, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1331.388, "text": "rousing at about the same time, Nott's eyes blink\nopen, her slowly groaning face looking over" }, { "end": 1341.919, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1340.114, "text": "towards you." }, { "end": 1354.902, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1341.919, "text": " (high-pitched Cockney accent) Oh! You're finally awake, \nI see. Oh yeah, motherfuckers. It's on. You were out for quite" }, { "end": 1358.151, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1354.902, "text": "some time, there. Rough day, eh?" }, { "end": 1360.1570000000002, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1358.151, "text": " (light German accent) Not our best day, no." }, { "end": 1366.749, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1360.157, "text": " No, I mean, usually you're so good at\neverything, but yesterday you were just-- maybe" }, { "end": 1368.869, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1366.749, "text": "you needed the sleep, is what you needed." }, { "end": 1371.3929999999998, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1368.869, "text": " Thank you." }, { "end": 1384.846, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1371.393, "text": " Well, don't thank me yet. I should probably\ntell you what happened while you were asleep. I" }, { "end": 1391.307, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1384.846, "text": "mean, you were asleep for so long. I got bored,\nfrankly. 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Did you make it back here okay, at\nnight?" }, { "end": 1417.826, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1416.772, "text": " I'm here, aren't I?" }, { "end": 1418.854, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1417.826, "text": " Yeah, you are." }, { "end": 1426.1090000000002, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1418.854, "text": " Yeah, I did. But I might have been spotted by\na few of the Crown's Guard." }, { "end": 1427.895, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1426.109, "text": " Did you have the mask on?" }, { "end": 1438.355, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1427.895, "text": " No? No, I didn't. But they didn't catch me,\nso. Listen, I'm sorry, sometimes I get the urge," }, { "end": 1444.145, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1438.355, "text": "I've got to take something, you know? I was trying\nto replentish what you lost yesterday, and I failed." }, { "end": 1450.898, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1444.145, "text": " Well, we-- (sighs)-- discussed coming to a\nbigger town. 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I am a little goblin girl." }, { "end": 1286.426, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1283.385, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1302.072, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1286.426, "text": " I am a goblin. So, you know, the green skin,\nthe green hair, the yellow eyes. And she wears" }, { "end": 1308.137, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1302.072, "text": "not-great clothes, just like her traveling\ncompanion there. She hides in the shadows a lot," }, { "end": 1315.653, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1308.137, "text": "because she knows goblins aren't welcome in this\npart, and that's about it. I mean, she's a little" }, { "end": 1320.814, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1315.653, "text": "skittish, and right now she's probably stirring\nawake as well, right?" }, { "end": 1322.854, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1320.814, "text": " Well. What's your name?" }, { "end": 1324.8110000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1322.854, "text": " Oh. Nott the Brave." }, { "end": 1331.388, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1324.811, "text": " So Caleb, as you come to consciousness, you\nglance over and can see, slowly snoring and" }, { "end": 1340.114, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1331.388, "text": "rousing at about the same time, Nott's eyes blink\nopen, her slowly groaning face looking over" }, { "end": 1341.919, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1340.114, "text": "towards you." }, { "end": 1354.902, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1341.919, "text": " (high-pitched Cockney accent) Oh! You're finally awake, \nI see. Oh yeah, motherfuckers. It's on. You were out for quite" }, { "end": 1358.151, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1354.902, "text": "some time, there. Rough day, eh?" }, { "end": 1360.1570000000002, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1358.151, "text": " (light German accent) Not our best day, no." }, { "end": 1366.749, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1360.157, "text": " No, I mean, usually you're so good at\neverything, but yesterday you were just-- maybe" }, { "end": 1368.869, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1366.749, "text": "you needed the sleep, is what you needed." }, { "end": 1371.3929999999998, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1368.869, "text": " Thank you." }, { "end": 1384.846, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1371.393, "text": " Well, don't thank me yet. I should probably\ntell you what happened while you were asleep. I" }, { "end": 1391.307, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1384.846, "text": "mean, you were asleep for so long. I got bored,\nfrankly. 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Did you make it back here okay, at\nnight?" }, { "end": 1417.826, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1416.772, "text": " I'm here, aren't I?" }, { "end": 1418.854, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1417.826, "text": " Yeah, you are." }, { "end": 1426.1090000000002, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1418.854, "text": " Yeah, I did. But I might have been spotted by\na few of the Crown's Guard." }, { "end": 1427.895, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1426.109, "text": " Did you have the mask on?" }, { "end": 1438.355, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1427.895, "text": " No? No, I didn't. But they didn't catch me,\nso. Listen, I'm sorry, sometimes I get the urge," }, { "end": 1444.145, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1438.355, "text": "I've got to take something, you know? I was trying\nto replentish what you lost yesterday, and I failed." }, { "end": 1450.898, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1444.145, "text": " Well, we-- (sighs)-- discussed coming to a\nbigger town. It's going to be a little more" }, { "end": 1457.144, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1450.898, "text": "difficult now. You can't go-- it was easier on\noutskirts, it was easier in farms, but we can't do" }, { "end": 1458.982, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1457.144, "text": "that here." }, { "end": 1465.184, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1458.982, "text": " I know, I'm sorry. Yeah. I know. You're\nright. Yep. I just got a little bit squiggly." }, { "end": 1466.6019999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1465.184, "text": "That's all." }, { "end": 1471.3010000000002, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1466.602, "text": " Okay. Well, I think today you should have\nthe mask on at all times." } ]

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Did you make it back here okay, at\nnight?" }, { "end": 1417.826, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1416.772, "text": " I'm here, aren't I?" }, { "end": 1418.854, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1417.826, "text": " Yeah, you are." }, { "end": 1426.1090000000002, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1418.854, "text": " Yeah, I did. But I might have been spotted by\na few of the Crown's Guard." }, { "end": 1427.895, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1426.109, "text": " Did you have the mask on?" }, { "end": 1438.355, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1427.895, "text": " No? No, I didn't. But they didn't catch me,\nso. Listen, I'm sorry, sometimes I get the urge," }, { "end": 1444.145, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1438.355, "text": "I've got to take something, you know? I was trying\nto replentish what you lost yesterday, and I failed." }, { "end": 1450.898, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1444.145, "text": " Well, we-- (sighs)-- discussed coming to a\nbigger town. 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Liam, if you would" }, { "end": 1217.78, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1215.74, "text": "like to describe your character, please." }, { "end": 1221.597, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1217.78, "text": "(nervous laughter)" }, { "end": 1222.9569999999999, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1221.597, "text": " Oh my god, no pressure!" }, { "end": 1224.941, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1222.957, "text": " Were we supposed to prepare this?" }, { "end": 1237.97, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1224.941, "text": " I'm pretty filthy. I have a mess of\nreddish-brown hair, and really filthy road" }, { "end": 1249.4080000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1237.97, "text": "clothes. I wear a long coat that I slept in. I\nslept about 20 hours last night. Jeez. Unshaven, a" }, { "end": 1251.051, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1249.408, "text": "bit of a mess." }, { "end": 1253.617, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1251.051, "text": " So far you're just talking about current\nLiam." }, { "end": 1256.253, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1253.617, "text": " What color are your eyes? I need visual." }, { "end": 1266.7069999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1256.253, "text": " They're blue. That's it. It was a rough day\nyesterday, and-- that's it." }, { "end": 1268.131, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1266.707, "text": " And your name is?" }, { "end": 1270.385, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1268.131, "text": " Oh. Caleb. Caleb Widogast." }, { "end": 1275.536, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1270.385, "text": " All right. As your smaller friend curls\nawake, Sam, would you like to describe your" }, { "end": 1277.015, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1275.536, "text": "character?" }, { "end": 1283.385, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1277.015, "text": " Yeah. Um. I am a little goblin girl." }, { "end": 1286.426, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1283.385, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1302.072, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1286.426, "text": " I am a goblin. So, you know, the green skin,\nthe green hair, the yellow eyes. And she wears" }, { "end": 1308.137, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1302.072, "text": "not-great clothes, just like her traveling\ncompanion there. She hides in the shadows a lot," }, { "end": 1315.653, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1308.137, "text": "because she knows goblins aren't welcome in this\npart, and that's about it. I mean, she's a little" }, { "end": 1320.814, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1315.653, "text": "skittish, and right now she's probably stirring\nawake as well, right?" }, { "end": 1322.854, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1320.814, "text": " Well. What's your name?" }, { "end": 1324.8110000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1322.854, "text": " Oh. Nott the Brave." }, { "end": 1331.388, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1324.811, "text": " So Caleb, as you come to consciousness, you\nglance over and can see, slowly snoring and" }, { "end": 1340.114, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1331.388, "text": "rousing at about the same time, Nott's eyes blink\nopen, her slowly groaning face looking over" }, { "end": 1341.919, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1340.114, "text": "towards you." }, { "end": 1354.902, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1341.919, "text": " (high-pitched Cockney accent) Oh! You're finally awake, \nI see. Oh yeah, motherfuckers. It's on. You were out for quite" }, { "end": 1358.151, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1354.902, "text": "some time, there. Rough day, eh?" }, { "end": 1360.1570000000002, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1358.151, "text": " (light German accent) Not our best day, no." }, { "end": 1366.749, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1360.157, "text": " No, I mean, usually you're so good at\neverything, but yesterday you were just-- maybe" }, { "end": 1368.869, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1366.749, "text": "you needed the sleep, is what you needed." }, { "end": 1371.3929999999998, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1368.869, "text": " Thank you." }, { "end": 1384.846, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1371.393, "text": " Well, don't thank me yet. I should probably\ntell you what happened while you were asleep. I" }, { "end": 1391.307, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1384.846, "text": "mean, you were asleep for so long. I got bored,\nfrankly. I was going through my pack and" }, { "end": 1392.808, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1391.307, "text": "reorganizing." }, { "end": 1395.641, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1392.808, "text": " Has anybody seen you-- seen you seen you?" }, { "end": 1404.481, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1395.641, "text": " Well, I mean, many people? I got bored.\nYou've never slept that long, so I left, I went" }, { "end": 1410.215, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1404.481, "text": "downstairs, I thought I'd do a bit of\nwindow-shopping, and you know how sometimes I get" }, { "end": 1411.6979999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1410.215, "text": "the itch, you know?" }, { "end": 1416.7720000000002, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1411.698, "text": " I do. Did you make it back here okay, at\nnight?" }, { "end": 1417.826, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1416.772, "text": " I'm here, aren't I?" }, { "end": 1418.854, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1417.826, "text": " Yeah, you are." }, { "end": 1426.1090000000002, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1418.854, "text": " Yeah, I did. But I might have been spotted by\na few of the Crown's Guard." }, { "end": 1427.895, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1426.109, "text": " Did you have the mask on?" }, { "end": 1438.355, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1427.895, "text": " No? No, I didn't. But they didn't catch me,\nso. Listen, I'm sorry, sometimes I get the urge," }, { "end": 1444.145, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1438.355, "text": "I've got to take something, you know? I was trying\nto replentish what you lost yesterday, and I failed." }, { "end": 1450.898, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1444.145, "text": " Well, we-- (sighs)-- discussed coming to a\nbigger town. It's going to be a little more" }, { "end": 1457.144, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1450.898, "text": "difficult now. You can't go-- it was easier on\noutskirts, it was easier in farms, but we can't do" }, { "end": 1458.982, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1457.144, "text": "that here." }, { "end": 1465.184, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1458.982, "text": " I know, I'm sorry. Yeah. I know. You're\nright. Yep. I just got a little bit squiggly." }, { "end": 1466.6019999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1465.184, "text": "That's all." }, { "end": 1471.3010000000002, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1466.602, "text": " Okay. Well, I think today you should have\nthe mask on at all times." } ]

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So thank you." }, { "end": 1500.513, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1498.393, "text": " Ah, no problem." }, { "end": 1504.317, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1500.513, "text": " Yesterday was really not great." }, { "end": 1507.628, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1504.317, "text": " Yeah, well, we'll do better today, right?" }, { "end": 1513.155, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1507.628, "text": " Sure. Sure we will. Are you hungry?" }, { "end": 1515.133, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1513.155, "text": " Yeah, I'm starving." }, { "end": 1519.047, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1515.133, "text": " At this point, you notice the gentle smell\nof cooked meats and promises of mediocre porridge" }, { "end": 1525.268, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1519.047, "text": "and eggs just barely begins to creep beneath the\nsubtle floor of your room, meet your nostrils." }, { "end": 1532.038, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1525.268, "text": " Well, Nott, what are we going to do today? I\ncan go down and get breakfast and bring it up" }, { "end": 1538.606, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1532.038, "text": "here. At least-- I don't know. I mean, I'm a\nlittle wary of just splashing back into the town" }, { "end": 1540.102, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1538.606, "text": "right away." }, { "end": 1544.9840000000002, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1540.102, "text": " Let's go down, get some food. I'll come with\nyou, 'cause as you said, we're better together." }, { "end": 1550.1689999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1544.984, "text": "And we'll take it from there. You need some books\nand stuff, right?" }, { "end": 1552.51, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1550.169, "text": " Always." }, { "end": 1555.756, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1552.51, "text": " All right, well, that's on the to-do list." }, { "end": 1558.924, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1555.756, "text": " All right, well, let's get something to eat,\nthen." }, { "end": 1564.984, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1558.924, "text": " All right, so you prepare yourself with your\nmask set over?" }, { "end": 1573.272, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1564.984, "text": " Yes, yeah, so I have a half a mask that\ncovers my goblin face, and with the hood over," }, { "end": 1578.148, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1573.272, "text": "kind of obscures. Maybe it's not a goblin, maybe\nit's a little halfling person or something." }, { "end": 1584.28, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1578.148, "text": " Which is helpful. The southern, more rural\nregion of the Empire, especially near Felderwin," }, { "end": 1589.749, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1584.28, "text": "which is one of the largest tilling and farming\nareas of the entire Empire, has a very heavy" }, { "end": 1597.83, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1589.749, "text": "halfling population. And so while this city is not\nthe core of it, you'd probably see a larger 20-25%" }, { "end": 1602.568, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1597.83, "text": "of the population here in Trostenwald is halfling.\nSo you pass off pretty decently as long as you" }, { "end": 1609.106, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1602.568, "text": "keep away from discerning, intent eyes. So the two\nof you manage to gather your things for the time" }, { "end": 1618.148, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1609.106, "text": "being, wander down the stairs from the top floor\ndown to the base of the tavern, which, the air is" }, { "end": 1622.11, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1618.148, "text": "already bustling with townsfolk and all manner of\ntravelers preparing to take on the day's" }, { "end": 1627.116, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1622.11, "text": "responsibilities. Yorda, the 40-something woman\nbarkeep with shoulder-length blonde hair and" }, { "end": 1631.722, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1627.116, "text": "weathered skin that you previously rented your\nroom at the inn from, frantically darts behind the" }, { "end": 1637.575, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1631.722, "text": "bar while the red-headed barmaid rushes from table\nto table. It seems that the clientele is a bit" }, { "end": 1641.7, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1637.575, "text": "more than they were expecting this morning. Yorda\nyells from behind the bar to the barkeep," }, { "end": 1647.247, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1641.7, "text": "\"Adelaine, two more brats and a bit of mush at the\ncorner table.\" She looks up, \"I'm working on it!\"" }, { "end": 1650.905, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1647.247, "text": "And she runs over and heads back to the kitchen.\nThere's a faint bit of music as two" }, { "end": 1656.354, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1650.905, "text": "slovenly-looking musicians in the corner are\ntrying to work for tips with a small hat on the" }, { "end": 1660.376, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1656.354, "text": "floor that it looks like nobody's thrown any coin\ninto it. The tables are fairly busy, except for" }, { "end": 1664.296, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1660.376, "text": "maybe two that appear to be available between the\ntwo of you guys, if you'd like to find a seat." }, { "end": 1669.082, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1664.296, "text": " Okay. Sure. Is that easy to do, find a\nseat?" }, { "end": 1671.14, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1669.082, "text": " Yeah, you walk over to it, you sit down." }, { "end": 1673.5600000000002, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1671.14, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1675.79, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1673.56, "text": " Is this how D&D works?" }, { "end": 1677.171, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1675.79, "text": " What do we roll for?" }, { "end": 1679.66, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1677.171, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1684.424, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1679.66, "text": " You sit down, and due to the chaos that\nensues around you, it takes a little while for" }, { "end": 1689.981, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1684.424, "text": "Adelaine, the red-headed barmaid, to come by, and\nshe scoots by the table. \"I'm terribly sorry. What" }, { "end": 1691.53, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1689.981, "text": "\"can I get you?\"" }, { "end": 1697.791, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1691.53, "text": " You know, meat if you have it, but if you\ndon't, that's okay, too. Potatoes, or bacon if" }, { "end": 1699.731, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1697.791, "text": "it's on the menu, but really anything--" }, { "end": 1701.76, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1699.731, "text": " \"I can get you all three, it's fine. What\nyou want?\"" }, { "end": 1704.068, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1701.76, "text": " A Trost for each of us, please." }, { "end": 1709.956, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1704.224, "text": " \"For breakfast? I like you. All right, two\nTrosts and a bunch of meats. Be right back.\" And" }, { "end": 1714.5279999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1709.956, "text": "she rushes off, she pulls her hair back and ties it as\nshe goes into the kitchen, getting ready for the" }, { "end": 1720.154, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1714.528, "text": "midst of chaos. While you guys have a moment there\nat the table, you can hear conversation muttering" }, { "end": 1723.707, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1720.154, "text": "around you, and you have a brief bit of privacy to\ndiscuss." }, { "end": 1728.817, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1723.707, "text": " Yes, I need books, that's true, but did you\nfind drink yesterday?" }, { "end": 1731.377, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1728.817, "text": " I have a little left in my flask." }, { "end": 1732.499, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1731.377, "text": " How much?" }, { "end": 1734.628, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1732.499, "text": " Just a couple swigs." }, { "end": 1738.0459999999998, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1734.628, "text": " So that's also on the to-do list, then." }, { "end": 1741.3020000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1738.046, "text": " I mean, if you don't want me to get too\njittery, yeah." }, { "end": 1744.3529999999998, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1741.302, "text": " All right. Okay. So we'll do that first." }, { "end": 1746.0130000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1744.353, "text": " All right." }, { "end": 1747.9379999999999, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 1746.013, "text": " I love her." }, { "end": 1750.182, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 1747.938, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1754.642, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1750.182, "text": " A short time passes before the two platters\nare rushed over and scattered across the front of" }, { "end": 1759.8310000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1754.642, "text": "your table with a clattering. Pile of meats there\nset for you, a little bit placed on the side," }, { "end": 1764.946, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1759.831, "text": "because you might need, especially with the look\non your face-- Adelaine gives you a glance and" }, { "end": 1770.067, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1764.946, "text": "goes, \"Put something in your belly.\" Comes back\nand slides two Trosts to you." }, { "end": 1775.092, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1770.067, "text": " I remove my little mask, and then just go\n(eating noises)." }, { "end": 1778.968, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1775.092, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1783.8700000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1778.968, "text": " I take the last piece." }, { "end": 1793.5269999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1783.87, "text": " As you guys are partway through your meal--\nlet's see, this would be Caleb. You notice out of" }, { "end": 1800.3110000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1793.527, "text": "the corner of your eye a gentleman enter the door\nlooking kind of meek. Middle-age, looks" }, { "end": 1807.9019999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1800.311, "text": "work-hardened. He has a heavy chin-beard that is\nunkempt and a bit wild, but his eyes are warm." }, { "end": 1816.883, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1807.902, "text": "He's holding his hat in his grip, and he scans the\nroom with an eager glance before his face" }, { "end": 1824.1680000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1816.883, "text": "brightens, and he begins to push his way across\nthe room, in your direction, it looks like. He" } ]

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So thank you." }, { "end": 1500.513, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1498.393, "text": " Ah, no problem." }, { "end": 1504.317, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1500.513, "text": " Yesterday was really not great." }, { "end": 1507.628, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1504.317, "text": " Yeah, well, we'll do better today, right?" }, { "end": 1513.155, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1507.628, "text": " Sure. Sure we will. Are you hungry?" }, { "end": 1515.133, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1513.155, "text": " Yeah, I'm starving." }, { "end": 1519.047, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1515.133, "text": " At this point, you notice the gentle smell\nof cooked meats and promises of mediocre porridge" }, { "end": 1525.268, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1519.047, "text": "and eggs just barely begins to creep beneath the\nsubtle floor of your room, meet your nostrils." }, { "end": 1532.038, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1525.268, "text": " Well, Nott, what are we going to do today? I\ncan go down and get breakfast and bring it up" }, { "end": 1538.606, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1532.038, "text": "here. At least-- I don't know. I mean, I'm a\nlittle wary of just splashing back into the town" }, { "end": 1540.102, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1538.606, "text": "right away." }, { "end": 1544.9840000000002, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1540.102, "text": " Let's go down, get some food. I'll come with\nyou, 'cause as you said, we're better together." }, { "end": 1550.1689999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1544.984, "text": "And we'll take it from there. You need some books\nand stuff, right?" }, { "end": 1552.51, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1550.169, "text": " Always." }, { "end": 1555.756, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1552.51, "text": " All right, well, that's on the to-do list." }, { "end": 1558.924, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1555.756, "text": " All right, well, let's get something to eat,\nthen." }, { "end": 1564.984, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1558.924, "text": " All right, so you prepare yourself with your\nmask set over?" }, { "end": 1573.272, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1564.984, "text": " Yes, yeah, so I have a half a mask that\ncovers my goblin face, and with the hood over," }, { "end": 1578.148, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1573.272, "text": "kind of obscures. Maybe it's not a goblin, maybe\nit's a little halfling person or something." }, { "end": 1584.28, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1578.148, "text": " Which is helpful. The southern, more rural\nregion of the Empire, especially near Felderwin," }, { "end": 1589.749, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1584.28, "text": "which is one of the largest tilling and farming\nareas of the entire Empire, has a very heavy" }, { "end": 1597.83, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1589.749, "text": "halfling population. And so while this city is not\nthe core of it, you'd probably see a larger 20-25%" }, { "end": 1602.568, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1597.83, "text": "of the population here in Trostenwald is halfling.\nSo you pass off pretty decently as long as you" }, { "end": 1609.106, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1602.568, "text": "keep away from discerning, intent eyes. So the two\nof you manage to gather your things for the time" }, { "end": 1618.148, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1609.106, "text": "being, wander down the stairs from the top floor\ndown to the base of the tavern, which, the air is" }, { "end": 1622.11, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1618.148, "text": "already bustling with townsfolk and all manner of\ntravelers preparing to take on the day's" }, { "end": 1627.116, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1622.11, "text": "responsibilities. Yorda, the 40-something woman\nbarkeep with shoulder-length blonde hair and" }, { "end": 1631.722, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1627.116, "text": "weathered skin that you previously rented your\nroom at the inn from, frantically darts behind the" }, { "end": 1637.575, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1631.722, "text": "bar while the red-headed barmaid rushes from table\nto table. 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Is that easy to do, find a\nseat?" }, { "end": 1671.14, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1669.082, "text": " Yeah, you walk over to it, you sit down." }, { "end": 1673.5600000000002, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1671.14, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1675.79, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1673.56, "text": " Is this how D&D works?" }, { "end": 1677.171, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1675.79, "text": " What do we roll for?" }, { "end": 1679.66, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1677.171, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1684.424, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1679.66, "text": " You sit down, and due to the chaos that\nensues around you, it takes a little while for" }, { "end": 1689.981, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1684.424, "text": "Adelaine, the red-headed barmaid, to come by, and\nshe scoots by the table. \"I'm terribly sorry. 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So thank you." }, { "end": 1500.513, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1498.393, "text": " Ah, no problem." }, { "end": 1504.317, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1500.513, "text": " Yesterday was really not great." }, { "end": 1507.628, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1504.317, "text": " Yeah, well, we'll do better today, right?" }, { "end": 1513.155, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1507.628, "text": " Sure. Sure we will. Are you hungry?" }, { "end": 1515.133, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1513.155, "text": " Yeah, I'm starving." }, { "end": 1519.047, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1515.133, "text": " At this point, you notice the gentle smell\nof cooked meats and promises of mediocre porridge" }, { "end": 1525.268, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1519.047, "text": "and eggs just barely begins to creep beneath the\nsubtle floor of your room, meet your nostrils." }, { "end": 1532.038, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1525.268, "text": " Well, Nott, what are we going to do today? 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So thank you." }, { "end": 1500.513, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1498.393, "text": " Ah, no problem." }, { "end": 1504.317, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1500.513, "text": " Yesterday was really not great." }, { "end": 1507.628, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1504.317, "text": " Yeah, well, we'll do better today, right?" }, { "end": 1513.155, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1507.628, "text": " Sure. Sure we will. Are you hungry?" }, { "end": 1515.133, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1513.155, "text": " Yeah, I'm starving." }, { "end": 1519.047, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1515.133, "text": " At this point, you notice the gentle smell\nof cooked meats and promises of mediocre porridge" }, { "end": 1525.268, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1519.047, "text": "and eggs just barely begins to creep beneath the\nsubtle floor of your room, meet your nostrils." }, { "end": 1532.038, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1525.268, "text": " Well, Nott, what are we going to do today? 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So thank you." }, { "end": 1500.513, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1498.393, "text": " Ah, no problem." }, { "end": 1504.317, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1500.513, "text": " Yesterday was really not great." }, { "end": 1507.628, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1504.317, "text": " Yeah, well, we'll do better today, right?" }, { "end": 1513.155, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1507.628, "text": " Sure. Sure we will. Are you hungry?" }, { "end": 1515.133, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1513.155, "text": " Yeah, I'm starving." }, { "end": 1519.047, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1515.133, "text": " At this point, you notice the gentle smell\nof cooked meats and promises of mediocre porridge" }, { "end": 1525.268, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1519.047, "text": "and eggs just barely begins to creep beneath the\nsubtle floor of your room, meet your nostrils." }, { "end": 1532.038, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1525.268, "text": " Well, Nott, what are we going to do today? 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It seems that the clientele is a bit" }, { "end": 1641.7, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1637.575, "text": "more than they were expecting this morning. Yorda\nyells from behind the bar to the barkeep," }, { "end": 1647.247, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1641.7, "text": "\"Adelaine, two more brats and a bit of mush at the\ncorner table.\" She looks up, \"I'm working on it!\"" }, { "end": 1650.905, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1647.247, "text": "And she runs over and heads back to the kitchen.\nThere's a faint bit of music as two" }, { "end": 1656.354, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1650.905, "text": "slovenly-looking musicians in the corner are\ntrying to work for tips with a small hat on the" }, { "end": 1660.376, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1656.354, "text": "floor that it looks like nobody's thrown any coin\ninto it. The tables are fairly busy, except for" }, { "end": 1664.296, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1660.376, "text": "maybe two that appear to be available between the\ntwo of you guys, if you'd like to find a seat." }, { "end": 1669.082, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1664.296, "text": " Okay. Sure. Is that easy to do, find a\nseat?" }, { "end": 1671.14, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1669.082, "text": " Yeah, you walk over to it, you sit down." }, { "end": 1673.5600000000002, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1671.14, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1675.79, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1673.56, "text": " Is this how D&D works?" }, { "end": 1677.171, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1675.79, "text": " What do we roll for?" }, { "end": 1679.66, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1677.171, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1684.424, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1679.66, "text": " You sit down, and due to the chaos that\nensues around you, it takes a little while for" }, { "end": 1689.981, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1684.424, "text": "Adelaine, the red-headed barmaid, to come by, and\nshe scoots by the table. \"I'm terribly sorry. What" }, { "end": 1691.53, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1689.981, "text": "\"can I get you?\"" }, { "end": 1697.791, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1691.53, "text": " You know, meat if you have it, but if you\ndon't, that's okay, too. Potatoes, or bacon if" }, { "end": 1699.731, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1697.791, "text": "it's on the menu, but really anything--" }, { "end": 1701.76, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1699.731, "text": " \"I can get you all three, it's fine. What\nyou want?\"" }, { "end": 1704.068, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1701.76, "text": " A Trost for each of us, please." }, { "end": 1709.956, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1704.224, "text": " \"For breakfast? I like you. All right, two\nTrosts and a bunch of meats. Be right back.\" And" }, { "end": 1714.5279999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1709.956, "text": "she rushes off, she pulls her hair back and ties it as\nshe goes into the kitchen, getting ready for the" }, { "end": 1720.154, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1714.528, "text": "midst of chaos. While you guys have a moment there\nat the table, you can hear conversation muttering" }, { "end": 1723.707, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1720.154, "text": "around you, and you have a brief bit of privacy to\ndiscuss." }, { "end": 1728.817, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1723.707, "text": " Yes, I need books, that's true, but did you\nfind drink yesterday?" }, { "end": 1731.377, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1728.817, "text": " I have a little left in my flask." }, { "end": 1732.499, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1731.377, "text": " How much?" }, { "end": 1734.628, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1732.499, "text": " Just a couple swigs." }, { "end": 1738.0459999999998, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1734.628, "text": " So that's also on the to-do list, then." }, { "end": 1741.3020000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1738.046, "text": " I mean, if you don't want me to get too\njittery, yeah." }, { "end": 1744.3529999999998, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1741.302, "text": " All right. Okay. So we'll do that first." }, { "end": 1746.0130000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1744.353, "text": " All right." }, { "end": 1747.9379999999999, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 1746.013, "text": " I love her." }, { "end": 1750.182, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 1747.938, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1754.642, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1750.182, "text": " A short time passes before the two platters\nare rushed over and scattered across the front of" }, { "end": 1759.8310000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1754.642, "text": "your table with a clattering. Pile of meats there\nset for you, a little bit placed on the side," }, { "end": 1764.946, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1759.831, "text": "because you might need, especially with the look\non your face-- Adelaine gives you a glance and" }, { "end": 1770.067, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1764.946, "text": "goes, \"Put something in your belly.\" Comes back\nand slides two Trosts to you." }, { "end": 1775.092, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1770.067, "text": " I remove my little mask, and then just go\n(eating noises)." }, { "end": 1778.968, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1775.092, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1783.8700000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1778.968, "text": " I take the last piece." }, { "end": 1793.5269999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1783.87, "text": " As you guys are partway through your meal--\nlet's see, this would be Caleb. You notice out of" }, { "end": 1800.3110000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1793.527, "text": "the corner of your eye a gentleman enter the door\nlooking kind of meek. Middle-age, looks" }, { "end": 1807.9019999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1800.311, "text": "work-hardened. He has a heavy chin-beard that is\nunkempt and a bit wild, but his eyes are warm." }, { "end": 1816.883, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1807.902, "text": "He's holding his hat in his grip, and he scans the\nroom with an eager glance before his face" }, { "end": 1824.1680000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1816.883, "text": "brightens, and he begins to push his way across\nthe room, in your direction, it looks like. He" } ]

[ { "end": 1473.193, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1471.301, "text": " Yeah, good idea, Caleb." }, { "end": 1482.667, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1473.193, "text": " It's better when we're working together. If\nyou need to steal something, do it with my help," }, { "end": 1484.0549999999998, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1482.667, "text": "all right?" }, { "end": 1485.863, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1484.055, "text": " Yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah." }, { "end": 1495.971, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1485.863, "text": " Back up the conversation a minute. Thank\nyou. I would not be alive if you had not-- you" }, { "end": 1498.393, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1495.971, "text": "saved my life. So thank you." }, { "end": 1500.513, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1498.393, "text": " Ah, no problem." }, { "end": 1504.317, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1500.513, "text": " Yesterday was really not great." }, { "end": 1507.628, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1504.317, "text": " Yeah, well, we'll do better today, right?" }, { "end": 1513.155, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1507.628, "text": " Sure. Sure we will. Are you hungry?" }, { "end": 1515.133, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1513.155, "text": " Yeah, I'm starving." }, { "end": 1519.047, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1515.133, "text": " At this point, you notice the gentle smell\nof cooked meats and promises of mediocre porridge" }, { "end": 1525.268, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1519.047, "text": "and eggs just barely begins to creep beneath the\nsubtle floor of your room, meet your nostrils." }, { "end": 1532.038, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1525.268, "text": " Well, Nott, what are we going to do today? I\ncan go down and get breakfast and bring it up" }, { "end": 1538.606, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1532.038, "text": "here. At least-- I don't know. I mean, I'm a\nlittle wary of just splashing back into the town" }, { "end": 1540.102, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1538.606, "text": "right away." }, { "end": 1544.9840000000002, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1540.102, "text": " Let's go down, get some food. I'll come with\nyou, 'cause as you said, we're better together." }, { "end": 1550.1689999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1544.984, "text": "And we'll take it from there. You need some books\nand stuff, right?" }, { "end": 1552.51, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1550.169, "text": " Always." }, { "end": 1555.756, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1552.51, "text": " All right, well, that's on the to-do list." }, { "end": 1558.924, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1555.756, "text": " All right, well, let's get something to eat,\nthen." }, { "end": 1564.984, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1558.924, "text": " All right, so you prepare yourself with your\nmask set over?" }, { "end": 1573.272, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1564.984, "text": " Yes, yeah, so I have a half a mask that\ncovers my goblin face, and with the hood over," }, { "end": 1578.148, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1573.272, "text": "kind of obscures. Maybe it's not a goblin, maybe\nit's a little halfling person or something." }, { "end": 1584.28, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1578.148, "text": " Which is helpful. 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So the two\nof you manage to gather your things for the time" }, { "end": 1618.148, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1609.106, "text": "being, wander down the stairs from the top floor\ndown to the base of the tavern, which, the air is" }, { "end": 1622.11, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1618.148, "text": "already bustling with townsfolk and all manner of\ntravelers preparing to take on the day's" }, { "end": 1627.116, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1622.11, "text": "responsibilities. Yorda, the 40-something woman\nbarkeep with shoulder-length blonde hair and" }, { "end": 1631.722, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1627.116, "text": "weathered skin that you previously rented your\nroom at the inn from, frantically darts behind the" }, { "end": 1637.575, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1631.722, "text": "bar while the red-headed barmaid rushes from table\nto table. 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What" }, { "end": 1691.53, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1689.981, "text": "\"can I get you?\"" }, { "end": 1697.791, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1691.53, "text": " You know, meat if you have it, but if you\ndon't, that's okay, too. Potatoes, or bacon if" }, { "end": 1699.731, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1697.791, "text": "it's on the menu, but really anything--" }, { "end": 1701.76, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1699.731, "text": " \"I can get you all three, it's fine. What\nyou want?\"" }, { "end": 1704.068, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1701.76, "text": " A Trost for each of us, please." }, { "end": 1709.956, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1704.224, "text": " \"For breakfast? I like you. All right, two\nTrosts and a bunch of meats. Be right back.\" And" }, { "end": 1714.5279999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1709.956, "text": "she rushes off, she pulls her hair back and ties it as\nshe goes into the kitchen, getting ready for the" }, { "end": 1720.154, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1714.528, "text": "midst of chaos. While you guys have a moment there\nat the table, you can hear conversation muttering" }, { "end": 1723.707, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1720.154, "text": "around you, and you have a brief bit of privacy to\ndiscuss." }, { "end": 1728.817, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1723.707, "text": " Yes, I need books, that's true, but did you\nfind drink yesterday?" }, { "end": 1731.377, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1728.817, "text": " I have a little left in my flask." }, { "end": 1732.499, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1731.377, "text": " How much?" }, { "end": 1734.628, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1732.499, "text": " Just a couple swigs." }, { "end": 1738.0459999999998, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1734.628, "text": " So that's also on the to-do list, then." }, { "end": 1741.3020000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1738.046, "text": " I mean, if you don't want me to get too\njittery, yeah." }, { "end": 1744.3529999999998, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1741.302, "text": " All right. Okay. So we'll do that first." }, { "end": 1746.0130000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1744.353, "text": " All right." }, { "end": 1747.9379999999999, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 1746.013, "text": " I love her." }, { "end": 1750.182, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 1747.938, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1754.642, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1750.182, "text": " A short time passes before the two platters\nare rushed over and scattered across the front of" }, { "end": 1759.8310000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1754.642, "text": "your table with a clattering. Pile of meats there\nset for you, a little bit placed on the side," }, { "end": 1764.946, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1759.831, "text": "because you might need, especially with the look\non your face-- Adelaine gives you a glance and" }, { "end": 1770.067, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1764.946, "text": "goes, \"Put something in your belly.\" Comes back\nand slides two Trosts to you." }, { "end": 1775.092, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1770.067, "text": " I remove my little mask, and then just go\n(eating noises)." }, { "end": 1778.968, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1775.092, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1783.8700000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1778.968, "text": " I take the last piece." }, { "end": 1793.5269999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1783.87, "text": " As you guys are partway through your meal--\nlet's see, this would be Caleb. You notice out of" }, { "end": 1800.3110000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1793.527, "text": "the corner of your eye a gentleman enter the door\nlooking kind of meek. Middle-age, looks" }, { "end": 1807.9019999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1800.311, "text": "work-hardened. He has a heavy chin-beard that is\nunkempt and a bit wild, but his eyes are warm." }, { "end": 1816.883, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1807.902, "text": "He's holding his hat in his grip, and he scans the\nroom with an eager glance before his face" }, { "end": 1824.1680000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1816.883, "text": "brightens, and he begins to push his way across\nthe room, in your direction, it looks like. He" } ]

[ { "end": 1829.7849999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1824.168, "text": "scoots over towards your table, and as you're\nabout to turn and see what he's about--" }, { "end": 1831.9740000000002, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1829.785, "text": " I'm putting my hand on my purse." }, { "end": 1837.2259999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1831.974, "text": " --he pivots to the table next to you\ninstead. He turns to you three." }, { "end": 1840.1450000000002, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1837.226, "text": "(yelps)" }, { "end": 1843.012, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1840.145, "text": " We've just been sitting here this whole\ntime!" }, { "end": 1855.7849999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1843.012, "text": " Yeah. You've met this man the day before,\nRinaldo, the fisherman, who you had aided. And as" }, { "end": 1858.4560000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1855.785, "text": "he approaches, he goes, \"Might I sit, please?\"" }, { "end": 1859.914, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1858.456, "text": " Of course, take a seat." }, { "end": 1861.331, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1859.914, "text": " What's that?" }, { "end": 1864, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1861.331, "text": " As he sits down in his chair, I would ask\neach of you to please describe yourselves," }, { "end": 1865.532, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1864, "text": "starting with you, Laura." }, { "end": 1871.904, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1865.532, "text": " (Slavic accent) Oh, well, okay. I'm just, you \nknow, a little blue tiefling, that's all, with blue hair." }, { "end": 1880.778, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1871.904, "text": "And I'm wearing a pretty cute dress, that's all.\nAnd I'm having a good time, you know? We're just" }, { "end": 1882.891, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1880.778, "text": "having a good time here at breakfast." }, { "end": 1886.102, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1882.891, "text": " All right. And you?" }, { "end": 1895.3090000000002, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 1886.102, "text": " Uh, yeah. Yeah. I'm, you know,\nsimple girl, simple needs. Just wearing nice, baggy" }, { "end": 1902.4679999999998, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 1895.368, "text": "clothes, some monk vestiges. They're in nice blues\nand greys. You notice I have a blue sash around my" }, { "end": 1909.587, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 1902.507, "text": "belt. Got a nice shave going on, little undercut.\nLooks like maybe I put on makeup two days ago, and" }, { "end": 1916.522, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 1909.587, "text": "I'm like, yeah, it's still holding up. It's fine.\nI can work with that." }, { "end": 1917.835, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1916.522, "text": " What's your name?" }, { "end": 1921.969, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1917.835, "text": " We'll get to that. Thank you. And Travis, if\nyou'd like to describe yourself, please?" }, { "end": 1925.314, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 1921.969, "text": " (Texan drawl) Yeah, I'm here too." }, { "end": 1930.976, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 1925.314, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1939.1160000000002, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 1930.976, "text": " I'm a half-orc, sitting here in beat-up\nleathers. Have a big scar across my face." }, { "end": 1940.696, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1939.116, "text": " (sings 'Bad to the Bone')" }, { "end": 1946.7079999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1940.696, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1955.795, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 1946.708, "text": " Green skin tone, and got some piecemeal\narmor put together and stuff. My name's Fjord." }, { "end": 1959.759, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1955.795, "text": " You're very handsome. I just need to tell\nyou." }, { "end": 1961.49, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 1959.759, "text": " Thank you. Appreciate that." }, { "end": 1966.028, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1961.49, "text": " As Rinaldo sits down, clutching his hat\nstill in his hands, says, \"I thank you for your" }, { "end": 1969.8990000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1966.028, "text": "\"time. Fjord. And, I apologize, I forget your\nnames.\"" }, { "end": 1971.5639999999999, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 1969.899, "text": " Beauregard." }, { "end": 1973.251, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1971.564, "text": " \"Beauregard. And?\"" }, { "end": 1974.254, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1973.251, "text": " Jester." }, { "end": 1982.52, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1974.254, "text": " \"Jester, thank you. You all came when no one\nelse would yesterday, and because of you my" }, { "end": 1984.525, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1982.52, "text": "\"daughter is still alive.\"" }, { "end": 1991.276, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 1984.525, "text": " Oh yeah. Sorry for being a pessimistic\nasshole, by the way, when we first came into town." }, { "end": 1992.832, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1991.276, "text": " \"Oh, that's okay.\"" }, { "end": 1995.6940000000002, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 1992.832, "text": " I'm not used to things turning out good." }, { "end": 2005.3809999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1995.694, "text": " \"You'll do well this side of the Empire.\nAnyway. I won't keep you, but I-- we spoke" }, { "end": 2011.2330000000002, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2005.381, "text": "\"yesterday, and I didn't have much to give you.\nSent you away with nothing but my gratitude. But" }, { "end": 2017.6799999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2011.233, "text": "\"I've been asking around the other fishermen,\nlochsmen, and we've put together a little bit of" }, { "end": 2021.569, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2017.68, "text": "\"coin for your troubles, so.\" And he turns his cap\nover on the table, and this catches your" }, { "end": 2027.749, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2021.569, "text": "attention, you hear this clattering of coin. Your\neyes glance over, especially you, Nott, and watch" }, { "end": 2031.785, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2027.749, "text": "as he leaves this pile of what looks to be mostly\ncopper and silver pieces, with a couple of" }, { "end": 2036.489, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2031.785, "text": "glimmers of gold, and as soon as it clatters\nacross the hard wood table here in the center of" }, { "end": 2041.796, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2036.489, "text": "the tavern, other faces begin to turn, gather\nattention as to what's happening over here in the" }, { "end": 2048.196, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2041.796, "text": "back edge, and he takes his cap back and pushes it\nforward towards all of you, his dirty, you can see" }, { "end": 2054.442, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2048.196, "text": "cracked and very callused fingers shoving it in\nyour direction, before taking his hat and placing" }, { "end": 2056.257, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2054.442, "text": "it back over his head." }, { "end": 2057.406, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2056.257, "text": " So cool!" }, { "end": 2059.225, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2057.406, "text": " Those coins went all over the floor?" }, { "end": 2066.677, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2059.225, "text": " All over the table. \"I hope it's helpful.\nBut thank you.\"" }, { "end": 2069.266, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2066.677, "text": " Yeah, yeah. Oh wait." }, { "end": 2071.36, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2069.266, "text": " We can't accept this, right? I mean, it's\ntoo much." }, { "end": 2075.8360000000002, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2071.36, "text": " We're supposed to at least say that,\nright? And then still accept it, right?" }, { "end": 2077.7569999999996, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2075.836, "text": " I think you're supposed to do it if you\nsay it." }, { "end": 2082.467, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2077.757, "text": " Well, I mean, he did go around to a bunch\nof people. That was a lot of work on his part. I" }, { "end": 2086.28, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2082.467, "text": "would hate to make him go back to all of those\npeople and give it back to each individual" }, { "end": 2087.137, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2086.28, "text": "person." }, { "end": 2088.177, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2087.137, "text": " Fine, fine." }, { "end": 2091.625, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2088.177, "text": " If he didn't keep a ledger, you know. We\nwouldn't want to do that. It's rude not to accept" }, { "end": 2094.033, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2091.625, "text": "a gift, right? It's rude not to accept a gift,\nright?" }, { "end": 2102.394, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2094.033, "text": " \"I would hope that is the case. Anyway.\nThank you very much. I am sorry for getting in" }, { "end": 2107.261, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2102.394, "text": "\"your way.\" And he stands up and gives you all a\nnod and rushes out of the tavern, a little" }, { "end": 2110.093, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2107.261, "text": "embarrassed by all the attention that's now placed\non him by the other patrons, and as he leaves," }, { "end": 2114.449, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2110.093, "text": "everyone goes back to their business, a couple of\nwandering eyes starting to count what coins are" }, { "end": 2117.0550000000003, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2114.449, "text": "there as you slowly mitt them in your direction." }, { "end": 2118.873, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2117.055, "text": " Divide it up." }, { "end": 2120.186, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2118.873, "text": " Okay, okay." }, { "end": 2128.898, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2120.186, "text": " There are four gold pieces amongst the pile,\n22 silver, and 48 copper pieces." }, { "end": 2132.944, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2128.92, "text": " Can I clock the room, see who else is\nwatching her count?" }, { "end": 2135.195, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2132.944, "text": " Perception check. 48 copper." }, { "end": 2136.612, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2135.195, "text": " Is this the first roll?" }, { "end": 2140.37, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2136.612, "text": " First roll of the campaign." }, { "end": 2142.279, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2140.37, "text": " Natural 20." }, { "end": 2146.403, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2142.279, "text": "(cheering)" }, { "end": 2152.0339999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2146.403, "text": " And that's how you start it. All right." }, { "end": 2157.4410000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2152.034, "text": " So I'm leaving it to you to do that\ncounting. Which is really hard for me, personally," }, { "end": 2159.1459999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2157.441, "text": "but there you go." }, { "end": 2163.096, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2159.146, "text": " How do you split up four gold? We have\nfour gold and there's only three of us." }, { "end": 2164.668, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2163.096, "text": " Don't know." }, { "end": 2167.4010000000003, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2164.668, "text": " Well, I actually did pretty good at that\ncard game, so you can have mine." }, { "end": 2171.0029999999997, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2167.401, "text": " Aw. I will. Okay." }, { "end": 2173.252, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2171.003, "text": " So two for each of us! That's great." }, { "end": 2178.266, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2173.252, "text": " Oh, that's good. One for you, two for\nme, two for-- oh wait, no, wait, math doesn't" }, { "end": 2180.06, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2178.266, "text": "make sense." }, { "end": 2181.692, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2180.06, "text": " She's your treasurer?" }, { "end": 2183.751, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2181.692, "text": " This is going to go great." }, { "end": 2187.447, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2183.751, "text": " It's hard not being the treasurer." }, { "end": 2197.134, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2187.447, "text": " I'll give two to Jester, one for you, one\nfor me. And then 22 silver, that's--" }, { "end": 2200.488, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2197.134, "text": " Tell you what, you do that math." } ]

[ { "end": 1829.7849999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1824.168, "text": "scoots over towards your table, and as you're\nabout to turn and see what he's about--" }, { "end": 1831.9740000000002, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1829.785, "text": " I'm putting my hand on my purse." }, { "end": 1837.2259999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1831.974, "text": " --he pivots to the table next to you\ninstead. He turns to you three." }, { "end": 1840.1450000000002, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1837.226, "text": "(yelps)" }, { "end": 1843.012, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1840.145, "text": " We've just been sitting here this whole\ntime!" }, { "end": 1855.7849999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1843.012, "text": " Yeah. You've met this man the day before,\nRinaldo, the fisherman, who you had aided. And as" }, { "end": 1858.4560000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1855.785, "text": "he approaches, he goes, \"Might I sit, please?\"" }, { "end": 1859.914, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1858.456, "text": " Of course, take a seat." }, { "end": 1861.331, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1859.914, "text": " What's that?" }, { "end": 1864, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1861.331, "text": " As he sits down in his chair, I would ask\neach of you to please describe yourselves," }, { "end": 1865.532, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1864, "text": "starting with you, Laura." }, { "end": 1871.904, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1865.532, "text": " (Slavic accent) Oh, well, okay. I'm just, you \nknow, a little blue tiefling, that's all, with blue hair." }, { "end": 1880.778, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1871.904, "text": "And I'm wearing a pretty cute dress, that's all.\nAnd I'm having a good time, you know? We're just" }, { "end": 1882.891, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1880.778, "text": "having a good time here at breakfast." }, { "end": 1886.102, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1882.891, "text": " All right. And you?" }, { "end": 1895.3090000000002, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 1886.102, "text": " Uh, yeah. Yeah. I'm, you know,\nsimple girl, simple needs. Just wearing nice, baggy" }, { "end": 1902.4679999999998, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 1895.368, "text": "clothes, some monk vestiges. They're in nice blues\nand greys. You notice I have a blue sash around my" }, { "end": 1909.587, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 1902.507, "text": "belt. Got a nice shave going on, little undercut.\nLooks like maybe I put on makeup two days ago, and" }, { "end": 1916.522, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 1909.587, "text": "I'm like, yeah, it's still holding up. It's fine.\nI can work with that." }, { "end": 1917.835, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1916.522, "text": " What's your name?" }, { "end": 1921.969, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1917.835, "text": " We'll get to that. Thank you. And Travis, if\nyou'd like to describe yourself, please?" }, { "end": 1925.314, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 1921.969, "text": " (Texan drawl) Yeah, I'm here too." }, { "end": 1930.976, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 1925.314, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1939.1160000000002, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 1930.976, "text": " I'm a half-orc, sitting here in beat-up\nleathers. Have a big scar across my face." }, { "end": 1940.696, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1939.116, "text": " (sings 'Bad to the Bone')" }, { "end": 1946.7079999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1940.696, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1955.795, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 1946.708, "text": " Green skin tone, and got some piecemeal\narmor put together and stuff. My name's Fjord." }, { "end": 1959.759, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1955.795, "text": " You're very handsome. I just need to tell\nyou." }, { "end": 1961.49, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 1959.759, "text": " Thank you. Appreciate that." }, { "end": 1966.028, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1961.49, "text": " As Rinaldo sits down, clutching his hat\nstill in his hands, says, \"I thank you for your" }, { "end": 1969.8990000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1966.028, "text": "\"time. Fjord. And, I apologize, I forget your\nnames.\"" }, { "end": 1971.5639999999999, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 1969.899, "text": " Beauregard." }, { "end": 1973.251, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1971.564, "text": " \"Beauregard. And?\"" }, { "end": 1974.254, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1973.251, "text": " Jester." }, { "end": 1982.52, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1974.254, "text": " \"Jester, thank you. You all came when no one\nelse would yesterday, and because of you my" }, { "end": 1984.525, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1982.52, "text": "\"daughter is still alive.\"" }, { "end": 1991.276, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 1984.525, "text": " Oh yeah. Sorry for being a pessimistic\nasshole, by the way, when we first came into town." }, { "end": 1992.832, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1991.276, "text": " \"Oh, that's okay.\"" }, { "end": 1995.6940000000002, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 1992.832, "text": " I'm not used to things turning out good." }, { "end": 2005.3809999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1995.694, "text": " \"You'll do well this side of the Empire.\nAnyway. I won't keep you, but I-- we spoke" }, { "end": 2011.2330000000002, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2005.381, "text": "\"yesterday, and I didn't have much to give you.\nSent you away with nothing but my gratitude. But" }, { "end": 2017.6799999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2011.233, "text": "\"I've been asking around the other fishermen,\nlochsmen, and we've put together a little bit of" }, { "end": 2021.569, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2017.68, "text": "\"coin for your troubles, so.\" And he turns his cap\nover on the table, and this catches your" }, { "end": 2027.749, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2021.569, "text": "attention, you hear this clattering of coin. Your\neyes glance over, especially you, Nott, and watch" }, { "end": 2031.785, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2027.749, "text": "as he leaves this pile of what looks to be mostly\ncopper and silver pieces, with a couple of" }, { "end": 2036.489, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2031.785, "text": "glimmers of gold, and as soon as it clatters\nacross the hard wood table here in the center of" }, { "end": 2041.796, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2036.489, "text": "the tavern, other faces begin to turn, gather\nattention as to what's happening over here in the" }, { "end": 2048.196, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2041.796, "text": "back edge, and he takes his cap back and pushes it\nforward towards all of you, his dirty, you can see" }, { "end": 2054.442, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2048.196, "text": "cracked and very callused fingers shoving it in\nyour direction, before taking his hat and placing" }, { "end": 2056.257, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2054.442, "text": "it back over his head." }, { "end": 2057.406, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2056.257, "text": " So cool!" }, { "end": 2059.225, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2057.406, "text": " Those coins went all over the floor?" }, { "end": 2066.677, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2059.225, "text": " All over the table. \"I hope it's helpful.\nBut thank you.\"" }, { "end": 2069.266, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2066.677, "text": " Yeah, yeah. Oh wait." }, { "end": 2071.36, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2069.266, "text": " We can't accept this, right? I mean, it's\ntoo much." }, { "end": 2075.8360000000002, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2071.36, "text": " We're supposed to at least say that,\nright? And then still accept it, right?" }, { "end": 2077.7569999999996, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2075.836, "text": " I think you're supposed to do it if you\nsay it." }, { "end": 2082.467, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2077.757, "text": " Well, I mean, he did go around to a bunch\nof people. That was a lot of work on his part. I" }, { "end": 2086.28, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2082.467, "text": "would hate to make him go back to all of those\npeople and give it back to each individual" }, { "end": 2087.137, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2086.28, "text": "person." }, { "end": 2088.177, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2087.137, "text": " Fine, fine." }, { "end": 2091.625, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2088.177, "text": " If he didn't keep a ledger, you know. We\nwouldn't want to do that. It's rude not to accept" }, { "end": 2094.033, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2091.625, "text": "a gift, right? It's rude not to accept a gift,\nright?" }, { "end": 2102.394, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2094.033, "text": " \"I would hope that is the case. Anyway.\nThank you very much. I am sorry for getting in" }, { "end": 2107.261, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2102.394, "text": "\"your way.\" And he stands up and gives you all a\nnod and rushes out of the tavern, a little" }, { "end": 2110.093, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2107.261, "text": "embarrassed by all the attention that's now placed\non him by the other patrons, and as he leaves," }, { "end": 2114.449, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2110.093, "text": "everyone goes back to their business, a couple of\nwandering eyes starting to count what coins are" }, { "end": 2117.0550000000003, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2114.449, "text": "there as you slowly mitt them in your direction." }, { "end": 2118.873, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2117.055, "text": " Divide it up." }, { "end": 2120.186, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2118.873, "text": " Okay, okay." }, { "end": 2128.898, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2120.186, "text": " There are four gold pieces amongst the pile,\n22 silver, and 48 copper pieces." }, { "end": 2132.944, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2128.92, "text": " Can I clock the room, see who else is\nwatching her count?" }, { "end": 2135.195, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2132.944, "text": " Perception check. 48 copper." }, { "end": 2136.612, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2135.195, "text": " Is this the first roll?" }, { "end": 2140.37, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2136.612, "text": " First roll of the campaign." }, { "end": 2142.279, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2140.37, "text": " Natural 20." }, { "end": 2146.403, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2142.279, "text": "(cheering)" }, { "end": 2152.0339999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2146.403, "text": " And that's how you start it. All right." }, { "end": 2157.4410000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2152.034, "text": " So I'm leaving it to you to do that\ncounting. Which is really hard for me, personally," }, { "end": 2159.1459999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2157.441, "text": "but there you go." }, { "end": 2163.096, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2159.146, "text": " How do you split up four gold? We have\nfour gold and there's only three of us." }, { "end": 2164.668, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2163.096, "text": " Don't know." }, { "end": 2167.4010000000003, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2164.668, "text": " Well, I actually did pretty good at that\ncard game, so you can have mine." }, { "end": 2171.0029999999997, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2167.401, "text": " Aw. I will. Okay." }, { "end": 2173.252, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2171.003, "text": " So two for each of us! That's great." }, { "end": 2178.266, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2173.252, "text": " Oh, that's good. One for you, two for\nme, two for-- oh wait, no, wait, math doesn't" }, { "end": 2180.06, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2178.266, "text": "make sense." }, { "end": 2181.692, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2180.06, "text": " She's your treasurer?" }, { "end": 2183.751, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2181.692, "text": " This is going to go great." }, { "end": 2187.447, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2183.751, "text": " It's hard not being the treasurer." }, { "end": 2197.134, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2187.447, "text": " I'll give two to Jester, one for you, one\nfor me. And then 22 silver, that's--" }, { "end": 2200.488, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2197.134, "text": " Tell you what, you do that math." } ]

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And as" }, { "end": 1858.4560000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1855.785, "text": "he approaches, he goes, \"Might I sit, please?\"" }, { "end": 1859.914, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1858.456, "text": " Of course, take a seat." }, { "end": 1861.331, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1859.914, "text": " What's that?" }, { "end": 1864, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1861.331, "text": " As he sits down in his chair, I would ask\neach of you to please describe yourselves," }, { "end": 1865.532, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1864, "text": "starting with you, Laura." }, { "end": 1871.904, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1865.532, "text": " (Slavic accent) Oh, well, okay. I'm just, you \nknow, a little blue tiefling, that's all, with blue hair." }, { "end": 1880.778, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1871.904, "text": "And I'm wearing a pretty cute dress, that's all.\nAnd I'm having a good time, you know? We're just" }, { "end": 1882.891, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1880.778, "text": "having a good time here at breakfast." }, { "end": 1886.102, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1882.891, "text": " All right. And you?" }, { "end": 1895.3090000000002, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 1886.102, "text": " Uh, yeah. Yeah. I'm, you know,\nsimple girl, simple needs. Just wearing nice, baggy" }, { "end": 1902.4679999999998, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 1895.368, "text": "clothes, some monk vestiges. They're in nice blues\nand greys. You notice I have a blue sash around my" }, { "end": 1909.587, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 1902.507, "text": "belt. Got a nice shave going on, little undercut.\nLooks like maybe I put on makeup two days ago, and" }, { "end": 1916.522, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 1909.587, "text": "I'm like, yeah, it's still holding up. It's fine.\nI can work with that." }, { "end": 1917.835, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1916.522, "text": " What's your name?" }, { "end": 1921.969, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1917.835, "text": " We'll get to that. Thank you. And Travis, if\nyou'd like to describe yourself, please?" }, { "end": 1925.314, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 1921.969, "text": " (Texan drawl) Yeah, I'm here too." }, { "end": 1930.976, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 1925.314, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1939.1160000000002, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 1930.976, "text": " I'm a half-orc, sitting here in beat-up\nleathers. Have a big scar across my face." }, { "end": 1940.696, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1939.116, "text": " (sings 'Bad to the Bone')" }, { "end": 1946.7079999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1940.696, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1955.795, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 1946.708, "text": " Green skin tone, and got some piecemeal\narmor put together and stuff. My name's Fjord." }, { "end": 1959.759, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1955.795, "text": " You're very handsome. I just need to tell\nyou." }, { "end": 1961.49, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 1959.759, "text": " Thank you. Appreciate that." }, { "end": 1966.028, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1961.49, "text": " As Rinaldo sits down, clutching his hat\nstill in his hands, says, \"I thank you for your" }, { "end": 1969.8990000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1966.028, "text": "\"time. Fjord. And, I apologize, I forget your\nnames.\"" }, { "end": 1971.5639999999999, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 1969.899, "text": " Beauregard." }, { "end": 1973.251, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1971.564, "text": " \"Beauregard. And?\"" }, { "end": 1974.254, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1973.251, "text": " Jester." }, { "end": 1982.52, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1974.254, "text": " \"Jester, thank you. You all came when no one\nelse would yesterday, and because of you my" }, { "end": 1984.525, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1982.52, "text": "\"daughter is still alive.\"" }, { "end": 1991.276, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 1984.525, "text": " Oh yeah. Sorry for being a pessimistic\nasshole, by the way, when we first came into town." }, { "end": 1992.832, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1991.276, "text": " \"Oh, that's okay.\"" }, { "end": 1995.6940000000002, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 1992.832, "text": " I'm not used to things turning out good." }, { "end": 2005.3809999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1995.694, "text": " \"You'll do well this side of the Empire.\nAnyway. I won't keep you, but I-- we spoke" }, { "end": 2011.2330000000002, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2005.381, "text": "\"yesterday, and I didn't have much to give you.\nSent you away with nothing but my gratitude. But" }, { "end": 2017.6799999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2011.233, "text": "\"I've been asking around the other fishermen,\nlochsmen, and we've put together a little bit of" }, { "end": 2021.569, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2017.68, "text": "\"coin for your troubles, so.\" And he turns his cap\nover on the table, and this catches your" }, { "end": 2027.749, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2021.569, "text": "attention, you hear this clattering of coin. Your\neyes glance over, especially you, Nott, and watch" }, { "end": 2031.785, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2027.749, "text": "as he leaves this pile of what looks to be mostly\ncopper and silver pieces, with a couple of" }, { "end": 2036.489, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2031.785, "text": "glimmers of gold, and as soon as it clatters\nacross the hard wood table here in the center of" }, { "end": 2041.796, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2036.489, "text": "the tavern, other faces begin to turn, gather\nattention as to what's happening over here in the" }, { "end": 2048.196, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2041.796, "text": "back edge, and he takes his cap back and pushes it\nforward towards all of you, his dirty, you can see" }, { "end": 2054.442, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2048.196, "text": "cracked and very callused fingers shoving it in\nyour direction, before taking his hat and placing" }, { "end": 2056.257, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2054.442, "text": "it back over his head." }, { "end": 2057.406, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2056.257, "text": " So cool!" }, { "end": 2059.225, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2057.406, "text": " Those coins went all over the floor?" }, { "end": 2066.677, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2059.225, "text": " All over the table. \"I hope it's helpful.\nBut thank you.\"" }, { "end": 2069.266, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2066.677, "text": " Yeah, yeah. Oh wait." }, { "end": 2071.36, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2069.266, "text": " We can't accept this, right? I mean, it's\ntoo much." }, { "end": 2075.8360000000002, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2071.36, "text": " We're supposed to at least say that,\nright? And then still accept it, right?" }, { "end": 2077.7569999999996, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2075.836, "text": " I think you're supposed to do it if you\nsay it." }, { "end": 2082.467, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2077.757, "text": " Well, I mean, he did go around to a bunch\nof people. That was a lot of work on his part. I" }, { "end": 2086.28, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2082.467, "text": "would hate to make him go back to all of those\npeople and give it back to each individual" }, { "end": 2087.137, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2086.28, "text": "person." }, { "end": 2088.177, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2087.137, "text": " Fine, fine." }, { "end": 2091.625, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2088.177, "text": " If he didn't keep a ledger, you know. We\nwouldn't want to do that. It's rude not to accept" }, { "end": 2094.033, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2091.625, "text": "a gift, right? It's rude not to accept a gift,\nright?" }, { "end": 2102.394, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2094.033, "text": " \"I would hope that is the case. Anyway.\nThank you very much. I am sorry for getting in" }, { "end": 2107.261, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2102.394, "text": "\"your way.\" And he stands up and gives you all a\nnod and rushes out of the tavern, a little" }, { "end": 2110.093, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2107.261, "text": "embarrassed by all the attention that's now placed\non him by the other patrons, and as he leaves," }, { "end": 2114.449, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2110.093, "text": "everyone goes back to their business, a couple of\nwandering eyes starting to count what coins are" }, { "end": 2117.0550000000003, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2114.449, "text": "there as you slowly mitt them in your direction." }, { "end": 2118.873, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2117.055, "text": " Divide it up." }, { "end": 2120.186, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2118.873, "text": " Okay, okay." }, { "end": 2128.898, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2120.186, "text": " There are four gold pieces amongst the pile,\n22 silver, and 48 copper pieces." }, { "end": 2132.944, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2128.92, "text": " Can I clock the room, see who else is\nwatching her count?" }, { "end": 2135.195, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2132.944, "text": " Perception check. 48 copper." }, { "end": 2136.612, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2135.195, "text": " Is this the first roll?" }, { "end": 2140.37, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2136.612, "text": " First roll of the campaign." }, { "end": 2142.279, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2140.37, "text": " Natural 20." }, { "end": 2146.403, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2142.279, "text": "(cheering)" }, { "end": 2152.0339999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2146.403, "text": " And that's how you start it. All right." }, { "end": 2157.4410000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2152.034, "text": " So I'm leaving it to you to do that\ncounting. Which is really hard for me, personally," }, { "end": 2159.1459999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2157.441, "text": "but there you go." }, { "end": 2163.096, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2159.146, "text": " How do you split up four gold? We have\nfour gold and there's only three of us." }, { "end": 2164.668, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2163.096, "text": " Don't know." }, { "end": 2167.4010000000003, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2164.668, "text": " Well, I actually did pretty good at that\ncard game, so you can have mine." }, { "end": 2171.0029999999997, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2167.401, "text": " Aw. I will. Okay." }, { "end": 2173.252, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2171.003, "text": " So two for each of us! That's great." }, { "end": 2178.266, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2173.252, "text": " Oh, that's good. One for you, two for\nme, two for-- oh wait, no, wait, math doesn't" }, { "end": 2180.06, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2178.266, "text": "make sense." }, { "end": 2181.692, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2180.06, "text": " She's your treasurer?" }, { "end": 2183.751, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2181.692, "text": " This is going to go great." }, { "end": 2187.447, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2183.751, "text": " It's hard not being the treasurer." }, { "end": 2197.134, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2187.447, "text": " I'll give two to Jester, one for you, one\nfor me. And then 22 silver, that's--" }, { "end": 2200.488, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2197.134, "text": " Tell you what, you do that math." } ]

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And as" }, { "end": 1858.4560000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1855.785, "text": "he approaches, he goes, \"Might I sit, please?\"" }, { "end": 1859.914, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1858.456, "text": " Of course, take a seat." }, { "end": 1861.331, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1859.914, "text": " What's that?" }, { "end": 1864, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1861.331, "text": " As he sits down in his chair, I would ask\neach of you to please describe yourselves," }, { "end": 1865.532, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1864, "text": "starting with you, Laura." }, { "end": 1871.904, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1865.532, "text": " (Slavic accent) Oh, well, okay. I'm just, you \nknow, a little blue tiefling, that's all, with blue hair." }, { "end": 1880.778, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1871.904, "text": "And I'm wearing a pretty cute dress, that's all.\nAnd I'm having a good time, you know? We're just" }, { "end": 1882.891, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1880.778, "text": "having a good time here at breakfast." }, { "end": 1886.102, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1882.891, "text": " All right. And you?" }, { "end": 1895.3090000000002, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 1886.102, "text": " Uh, yeah. Yeah. I'm, you know,\nsimple girl, simple needs. Just wearing nice, baggy" }, { "end": 1902.4679999999998, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 1895.368, "text": "clothes, some monk vestiges. They're in nice blues\nand greys. You notice I have a blue sash around my" }, { "end": 1909.587, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 1902.507, "text": "belt. Got a nice shave going on, little undercut.\nLooks like maybe I put on makeup two days ago, and" }, { "end": 1916.522, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 1909.587, "text": "I'm like, yeah, it's still holding up. It's fine.\nI can work with that." }, { "end": 1917.835, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1916.522, "text": " What's your name?" }, { "end": 1921.969, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1917.835, "text": " We'll get to that. Thank you. And Travis, if\nyou'd like to describe yourself, please?" }, { "end": 1925.314, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 1921.969, "text": " (Texan drawl) Yeah, I'm here too." }, { "end": 1930.976, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 1925.314, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1939.1160000000002, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 1930.976, "text": " I'm a half-orc, sitting here in beat-up\nleathers. Have a big scar across my face." }, { "end": 1940.696, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1939.116, "text": " (sings 'Bad to the Bone')" }, { "end": 1946.7079999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1940.696, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1955.795, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 1946.708, "text": " Green skin tone, and got some piecemeal\narmor put together and stuff. My name's Fjord." }, { "end": 1959.759, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1955.795, "text": " You're very handsome. I just need to tell\nyou." }, { "end": 1961.49, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 1959.759, "text": " Thank you. Appreciate that." }, { "end": 1966.028, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1961.49, "text": " As Rinaldo sits down, clutching his hat\nstill in his hands, says, \"I thank you for your" }, { "end": 1969.8990000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1966.028, "text": "\"time. Fjord. And, I apologize, I forget your\nnames.\"" }, { "end": 1971.5639999999999, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 1969.899, "text": " Beauregard." }, { "end": 1973.251, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1971.564, "text": " \"Beauregard. And?\"" }, { "end": 1974.254, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1973.251, "text": " Jester." }, { "end": 1982.52, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1974.254, "text": " \"Jester, thank you. You all came when no one\nelse would yesterday, and because of you my" }, { "end": 1984.525, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1982.52, "text": "\"daughter is still alive.\"" }, { "end": 1991.276, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 1984.525, "text": " Oh yeah. Sorry for being a pessimistic\nasshole, by the way, when we first came into town." }, { "end": 1992.832, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1991.276, "text": " \"Oh, that's okay.\"" }, { "end": 1995.6940000000002, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 1992.832, "text": " I'm not used to things turning out good." }, { "end": 2005.3809999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1995.694, "text": " \"You'll do well this side of the Empire.\nAnyway. I won't keep you, but I-- we spoke" }, { "end": 2011.2330000000002, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2005.381, "text": "\"yesterday, and I didn't have much to give you.\nSent you away with nothing but my gratitude. But" }, { "end": 2017.6799999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2011.233, "text": "\"I've been asking around the other fishermen,\nlochsmen, and we've put together a little bit of" }, { "end": 2021.569, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2017.68, "text": "\"coin for your troubles, so.\" And he turns his cap\nover on the table, and this catches your" }, { "end": 2027.749, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2021.569, "text": "attention, you hear this clattering of coin. Your\neyes glance over, especially you, Nott, and watch" }, { "end": 2031.785, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2027.749, "text": "as he leaves this pile of what looks to be mostly\ncopper and silver pieces, with a couple of" }, { "end": 2036.489, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2031.785, "text": "glimmers of gold, and as soon as it clatters\nacross the hard wood table here in the center of" }, { "end": 2041.796, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2036.489, "text": "the tavern, other faces begin to turn, gather\nattention as to what's happening over here in the" }, { "end": 2048.196, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2041.796, "text": "back edge, and he takes his cap back and pushes it\nforward towards all of you, his dirty, you can see" }, { "end": 2054.442, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2048.196, "text": "cracked and very callused fingers shoving it in\nyour direction, before taking his hat and placing" }, { "end": 2056.257, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2054.442, "text": "it back over his head." }, { "end": 2057.406, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2056.257, "text": " So cool!" }, { "end": 2059.225, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2057.406, "text": " Those coins went all over the floor?" }, { "end": 2066.677, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2059.225, "text": " All over the table. \"I hope it's helpful.\nBut thank you.\"" }, { "end": 2069.266, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2066.677, "text": " Yeah, yeah. Oh wait." }, { "end": 2071.36, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2069.266, "text": " We can't accept this, right? I mean, it's\ntoo much." }, { "end": 2075.8360000000002, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2071.36, "text": " We're supposed to at least say that,\nright? And then still accept it, right?" }, { "end": 2077.7569999999996, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2075.836, "text": " I think you're supposed to do it if you\nsay it." }, { "end": 2082.467, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2077.757, "text": " Well, I mean, he did go around to a bunch\nof people. That was a lot of work on his part. I" }, { "end": 2086.28, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2082.467, "text": "would hate to make him go back to all of those\npeople and give it back to each individual" }, { "end": 2087.137, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2086.28, "text": "person." }, { "end": 2088.177, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2087.137, "text": " Fine, fine." }, { "end": 2091.625, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2088.177, "text": " If he didn't keep a ledger, you know. We\nwouldn't want to do that. It's rude not to accept" }, { "end": 2094.033, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2091.625, "text": "a gift, right? It's rude not to accept a gift,\nright?" }, { "end": 2102.394, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2094.033, "text": " \"I would hope that is the case. Anyway.\nThank you very much. I am sorry for getting in" }, { "end": 2107.261, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2102.394, "text": "\"your way.\" And he stands up and gives you all a\nnod and rushes out of the tavern, a little" }, { "end": 2110.093, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2107.261, "text": "embarrassed by all the attention that's now placed\non him by the other patrons, and as he leaves," }, { "end": 2114.449, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2110.093, "text": "everyone goes back to their business, a couple of\nwandering eyes starting to count what coins are" }, { "end": 2117.0550000000003, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2114.449, "text": "there as you slowly mitt them in your direction." }, { "end": 2118.873, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2117.055, "text": " Divide it up." }, { "end": 2120.186, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2118.873, "text": " Okay, okay." }, { "end": 2128.898, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2120.186, "text": " There are four gold pieces amongst the pile,\n22 silver, and 48 copper pieces." }, { "end": 2132.944, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2128.92, "text": " Can I clock the room, see who else is\nwatching her count?" }, { "end": 2135.195, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2132.944, "text": " Perception check. 48 copper." }, { "end": 2136.612, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2135.195, "text": " Is this the first roll?" }, { "end": 2140.37, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2136.612, "text": " First roll of the campaign." }, { "end": 2142.279, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2140.37, "text": " Natural 20." }, { "end": 2146.403, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2142.279, "text": "(cheering)" }, { "end": 2152.0339999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2146.403, "text": " And that's how you start it. All right." }, { "end": 2157.4410000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2152.034, "text": " So I'm leaving it to you to do that\ncounting. Which is really hard for me, personally," }, { "end": 2159.1459999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2157.441, "text": "but there you go." }, { "end": 2163.096, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2159.146, "text": " How do you split up four gold? We have\nfour gold and there's only three of us." }, { "end": 2164.668, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2163.096, "text": " Don't know." }, { "end": 2167.4010000000003, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2164.668, "text": " Well, I actually did pretty good at that\ncard game, so you can have mine." }, { "end": 2171.0029999999997, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2167.401, "text": " Aw. I will. Okay." }, { "end": 2173.252, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2171.003, "text": " So two for each of us! That's great." }, { "end": 2178.266, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2173.252, "text": " Oh, that's good. One for you, two for\nme, two for-- oh wait, no, wait, math doesn't" }, { "end": 2180.06, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2178.266, "text": "make sense." }, { "end": 2181.692, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2180.06, "text": " She's your treasurer?" }, { "end": 2183.751, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2181.692, "text": " This is going to go great." }, { "end": 2187.447, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2183.751, "text": " It's hard not being the treasurer." }, { "end": 2197.134, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2187.447, "text": " I'll give two to Jester, one for you, one\nfor me. And then 22 silver, that's--" }, { "end": 2200.488, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2197.134, "text": " Tell you what, you do that math." } ]

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However, the smaller halfling-looking\nfigure is just glaring intently, and is slowly" }, { "end": 2242.99, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2240.692, "text": "leaning in the direction of the table." }, { "end": 2249.2439999999997, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2242.99, "text": " That's creepy. Fucking disgusting. I think\nwe have people watching us." }, { "end": 2251.1820000000002, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2249.244, "text": " Who is watching us?" }, { "end": 2253.7239999999997, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2251.182, "text": " Well, just take a look right over there." }, { "end": 2258.4460000000004, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2253.724, "text": " Don't arouse suspicion, but did you hear all\nthat coin hit that table, Caleb?" }, { "end": 2262.9919999999997, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2258.446, "text": " I did. It's on the table, though, so I think\non the table it will stay." }, { "end": 2269.655, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2262.992, "text": " Yes, but we could follow them out. We could\ndo the Moneypot. We could run Rat Food. We could" }, { "end": 2275.501, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2269.655, "text": "do Prince and the Pauper to get it from them. We\ncould try Spider Eyes. Any of those could work--" }, { "end": 2277.942, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2275.501, "text": " Are you guys staying here?" }, { "end": 2282.48, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2277.942, "text": " This blue-skinned tiefling suddenly leans\nover to you at the table." }, { "end": 2288.328, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2282.48, "text": " Don't move. Don't move. Tieflings can only\nsee movement." }, { "end": 2291.791, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2288.328, "text": " I don't think that's true--" }, { "end": 2295.7470000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2291.791, "text": " It's very true, we have a hard time seeing\nthings that aren't moving, it's very true. But I" }, { "end": 2301.401, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2295.747, "text": "can hear you. You should take a bath. You know they\nhave showers here. It's possible." }, { "end": 2302.953, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2301.401, "text": " A what now?" }, { "end": 2304.932, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2302.953, "text": " You bathe yourself in water." }, { "end": 2308.252, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2304.932, "text": " No, I've bathed before, yeah, I know what a\nbath is." }, { "end": 2312.857, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2308.252, "text": " It's because you smell really bad, and it's\nwafting over this direction. I'm just letting you" }, { "end": 2316.343, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2312.857, "text": "know. I would hate if I smelled that bad and\nsomeone didn't tell me." }, { "end": 2318.8799999999997, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2316.343, "text": " I've only just met you." }, { "end": 2321.161, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2318.88, "text": " Hi! I'm Jester." }, { "end": 2324.8920000000003, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2321.161, "text": " Hi, I'm Caleb." }, { "end": 2330.855, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2324.892, "text": " Nice to meet you, Caleb. How much silver\ndid I just get?" }, { "end": 2331.943, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2330.855, "text": " Seven!" }, { "end": 2332.898, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2331.943, "text": " Woo!" }, { "end": 2336.1440000000002, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2332.898, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 2339.8219999999997, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2336.144, "text": " And 16 copper. Aren't you all jealous?" }, { "end": 2344.315, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2339.822, "text": " Morning." }, { "end": 2346.016, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2344.315, "text": " Morning." }, { "end": 2351.506, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2346.016, "text": " Make a perception check, Beauregard and\nJester." }, { "end": 2354.9849999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2351.506, "text": " Whoa." }, { "end": 2358.857, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2354.985, "text": " Are you checking your DnD Beyond specs?" }, { "end": 2360.564, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2358.857, "text": " I am, I'm adding my--" }, { "end": 2369.7079999999996, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2360.564, "text": " 22. I haven't even flipped over my\ncharacter sheet yet. This is crazy." }, { "end": 2371.3630000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2369.708, "text": " 19." }, { "end": 2379.071, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2371.363, "text": " Okay. The somewhat meek female halfling\nwho's now suddenly very reserved, and not as" }, { "end": 2386.7329999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2379.071, "text": "filthy as the human compatriot that she keeps,\nseems less and less halfling the more you glance" }, { "end": 2393.4230000000002, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2386.733, "text": "in her direction. The ears are folded inward but\nelongated, the tinges of green to the skin, and" }, { "end": 2398.1059999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2393.423, "text": "with the little words that have poked through her\nlips, you can see what appear to be teeth more jagged" }, { "end": 2401.271, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2398.106, "text": "than expected of the half-folk." }, { "end": 2406.0730000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2401.271, "text": " I just shout over and I say, good\nmorning, in Halfling." }, { "end": 2416.345, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2406.073, "text": " I know Halfling, right? Yes. I'll shout back,\ntop of the morning to you." }, { "end": 2421.8799999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2416.345, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 2425.1040000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2421.88, "text": " Would you like a coffee? I'd love to buy\nyou a coffee." }, { "end": 2433.2909999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2425.104, "text": " We've got-- free coffee? Yeah, yeah, I'll\ntake it. Sure. Thank you." }, { "end": 2437.639, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2433.291, "text": " You're being mighty fucking friendly. They\nwere looking at our coin." }, { "end": 2442.498, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2437.639, "text": " Why can't they have been looking at me?\nMaybe they were looking at me." }, { "end": 2444.16, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2442.498, "text": " I didn't think of that." }, { "end": 2449.517, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2444.16, "text": " Maybe they were looking at you. As Jester\nsaid, you're handsome." }, { "end": 2451.475, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2449.517, "text": " Just--" }, { "end": 2452.901, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2451.475, "text": " Yes?" }, { "end": 2455.044, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2452.901, "text": " Nott." }, { "end": 2457.4919999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2455.044, "text": " He said \"Jest\"." }, { "end": 2459.6890000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2457.492, "text": " I just thought you said my name, is all." }, { "end": 2463.9559999999997, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2459.689, "text": " Oh, I said your name. Oh, they might have\nsaid your name, too." }, { "end": 2467.9990000000003, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2463.956, "text": " Never mind, never mind. Could I get another\nTrost over here, please?" }, { "end": 2469.752, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2467.999, "text": " Two, please, right away." }, { "end": 2477.761, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2469.752, "text": " Eventually Adelaine comes by and brings two\nfresh Trosts to the table, glancing about at the" }, { "end": 2484.7019999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2477.761, "text": "unique tension in the air right here. \"Would you\nlike anything as well?\"" }, { "end": 2488.759, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2484.702, "text": " Oh, yes. Lots of baked goods if you have\nthem, please." }, { "end": 2490.602, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2488.759, "text": " Pork belly, if you have it." }, { "end": 2493.1679999999997, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2490.602, "text": " I don't think I've seen you eat anything\nother than pastries." }, { "end": 2494.891, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2493.168, "text": " I really like them." }, { "end": 2500.1620000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2494.891, "text": " I'm kind of concerned for your\nwell-being. It's fine, I'm not that concerned." }, { "end": 2504.49, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2500.162, "text": "Eat whatever you want. I'll have bacon, some\nham, whatever." }, { "end": 2510.778, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2504.49, "text": " \"All right, pork it is. I'll be right back.\"\nShe rushes off to the kitchen. You guys continue" }, { "end": 2512.515, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2510.778, "text": "to awkwardly stare at each other." }, { "end": 2520.083, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2512.515, "text": " I'm going to put my hand up and say,\nquietly, to Nott, the Moneypot is not for them." }, { "end": 2524.44, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2520.083, "text": "It's not for them, it's for farmers. Okay?" }, { "end": 2526.405, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2524.44, "text": " Yeah, you're right, you're right." }, { "end": 2529.0660000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2526.405, "text": " Do we notice them whispering?" }, { "end": 2530.537, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2529.066, "text": " With your perception rolls earlier? Yes." }, { "end": 2533.544, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2530.537, "text": " But I said it really quietly." }, { "end": 2536.073, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2533.544, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 2537.211, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2536.073, "text": " She rolled a 22." }, { "end": 2538.899, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2537.211, "text": " But she can hear my little whisper?" }, { "end": 2543.783, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2538.899, "text": " No, you heard the whisper, you're not sure\nwhat the words are. You can see that they're" }, { "end": 2546.423, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2543.783, "text": "whispering. Being mysterious." }, { "end": 2549.303, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2546.423, "text": " Okay, cool." }, { "end": 2556.6969999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2549.303, "text": " In Halfling, I'll say to Beau--" }, { "end": 2559.306, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2556.697, "text": " Beau for short works." }, { "end": 2568.498, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2559.306, "text": " Are you in town for business or pleasure?" }, { "end": 2572.065, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2568.889, "text": " Can I insight check him, see what he's\nhiding?" }, { "end": 2573.447, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2572.065, "text": " Make an insight check." }, { "end": 2575.7380000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2573.447, "text": " Okay. What's my insight, I can't\nremember." }, { "end": 2580.573, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2575.738, "text": " What is he saying? I mean you, you're a\ngirl. What is she saying? Shit. That's really hard" }, { "end": 2581.9649999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2580.573, "text": "to remember now." }, { "end": 2583.3900000000003, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2581.965, "text": " You're asking me what I'm saying." }, { "end": 2584.604, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2583.39, "text": " Yeah, what did you just say?" }, { "end": 2585.721, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2584.604, "text": " 13." }, { "end": 2593.586, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2585.721, "text": " 13? I mean, seems to be genuine. Hard to\nread through all the wrappings, shadow, and the" }, { "end": 2595.442, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2593.586, "text": "hood still obscuring the face." }, { "end": 2598.457, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2595.442, "text": " Do you have the mask covering you?" }, { "end": 2600.345, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2598.457, "text": " I think I do." }, { "end": 2608.741, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2600.345, "text": " Yeah, it's this porcelain covering that has\npainted lips. It's a little unsettling." }, { "end": 2615.765, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2608.741, "text": " I mean, I'm sorry, not to be blunt, but, you\nknow. It's pretty obvious goblins are not welcome" } ]

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However, the smaller halfling-looking\nfigure is just glaring intently, and is slowly" }, { "end": 2242.99, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2240.692, "text": "leaning in the direction of the table." }, { "end": 2249.2439999999997, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2242.99, "text": " That's creepy. Fucking disgusting. I think\nwe have people watching us." }, { "end": 2251.1820000000002, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2249.244, "text": " Who is watching us?" }, { "end": 2253.7239999999997, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2251.182, "text": " Well, just take a look right over there." }, { "end": 2258.4460000000004, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2253.724, "text": " Don't arouse suspicion, but did you hear all\nthat coin hit that table, Caleb?" }, { "end": 2262.9919999999997, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2258.446, "text": " I did. It's on the table, though, so I think\non the table it will stay." }, { "end": 2269.655, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2262.992, "text": " Yes, but we could follow them out. We could\ndo the Moneypot. We could run Rat Food. We could" }, { "end": 2275.501, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2269.655, "text": "do Prince and the Pauper to get it from them. We\ncould try Spider Eyes. Any of those could work--" }, { "end": 2277.942, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2275.501, "text": " Are you guys staying here?" }, { "end": 2282.48, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2277.942, "text": " This blue-skinned tiefling suddenly leans\nover to you at the table." }, { "end": 2288.328, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2282.48, "text": " Don't move. Don't move. Tieflings can only\nsee movement." }, { "end": 2291.791, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2288.328, "text": " I don't think that's true--" }, { "end": 2295.7470000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2291.791, "text": " It's very true, we have a hard time seeing\nthings that aren't moving, it's very true. But I" }, { "end": 2301.401, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2295.747, "text": "can hear you. You should take a bath. You know they\nhave showers here. It's possible." }, { "end": 2302.953, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2301.401, "text": " A what now?" }, { "end": 2304.932, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2302.953, "text": " You bathe yourself in water." }, { "end": 2308.252, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2304.932, "text": " No, I've bathed before, yeah, I know what a\nbath is." }, { "end": 2312.857, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2308.252, "text": " It's because you smell really bad, and it's\nwafting over this direction. I'm just letting you" }, { "end": 2316.343, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2312.857, "text": "know. I would hate if I smelled that bad and\nsomeone didn't tell me." }, { "end": 2318.8799999999997, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2316.343, "text": " I've only just met you." }, { "end": 2321.161, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2318.88, "text": " Hi! I'm Jester." }, { "end": 2324.8920000000003, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2321.161, "text": " Hi, I'm Caleb." }, { "end": 2330.855, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2324.892, "text": " Nice to meet you, Caleb. How much silver\ndid I just get?" }, { "end": 2331.943, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2330.855, "text": " Seven!" }, { "end": 2332.898, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2331.943, "text": " Woo!" }, { "end": 2336.1440000000002, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2332.898, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 2339.8219999999997, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2336.144, "text": " And 16 copper. Aren't you all jealous?" }, { "end": 2344.315, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2339.822, "text": " Morning." }, { "end": 2346.016, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2344.315, "text": " Morning." }, { "end": 2351.506, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2346.016, "text": " Make a perception check, Beauregard and\nJester." }, { "end": 2354.9849999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2351.506, "text": " Whoa." }, { "end": 2358.857, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2354.985, "text": " Are you checking your DnD Beyond specs?" }, { "end": 2360.564, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2358.857, "text": " I am, I'm adding my--" }, { "end": 2369.7079999999996, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2360.564, "text": " 22. I haven't even flipped over my\ncharacter sheet yet. This is crazy." }, { "end": 2371.3630000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2369.708, "text": " 19." }, { "end": 2379.071, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2371.363, "text": " Okay. The somewhat meek female halfling\nwho's now suddenly very reserved, and not as" }, { "end": 2386.7329999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2379.071, "text": "filthy as the human compatriot that she keeps,\nseems less and less halfling the more you glance" }, { "end": 2393.4230000000002, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2386.733, "text": "in her direction. The ears are folded inward but\nelongated, the tinges of green to the skin, and" }, { "end": 2398.1059999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2393.423, "text": "with the little words that have poked through her\nlips, you can see what appear to be teeth more jagged" }, { "end": 2401.271, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2398.106, "text": "than expected of the half-folk." }, { "end": 2406.0730000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2401.271, "text": " I just shout over and I say, good\nmorning, in Halfling." }, { "end": 2416.345, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2406.073, "text": " I know Halfling, right? Yes. I'll shout back,\ntop of the morning to you." }, { "end": 2421.8799999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2416.345, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 2425.1040000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2421.88, "text": " Would you like a coffee? I'd love to buy\nyou a coffee." }, { "end": 2433.2909999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2425.104, "text": " We've got-- free coffee? Yeah, yeah, I'll\ntake it. Sure. Thank you." }, { "end": 2437.639, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2433.291, "text": " You're being mighty fucking friendly. They\nwere looking at our coin." }, { "end": 2442.498, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2437.639, "text": " Why can't they have been looking at me?\nMaybe they were looking at me." }, { "end": 2444.16, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2442.498, "text": " I didn't think of that." }, { "end": 2449.517, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2444.16, "text": " Maybe they were looking at you. As Jester\nsaid, you're handsome." }, { "end": 2451.475, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2449.517, "text": " Just--" }, { "end": 2452.901, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2451.475, "text": " Yes?" }, { "end": 2455.044, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2452.901, "text": " Nott." }, { "end": 2457.4919999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2455.044, "text": " He said \"Jest\"." }, { "end": 2459.6890000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2457.492, "text": " I just thought you said my name, is all." }, { "end": 2463.9559999999997, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2459.689, "text": " Oh, I said your name. Oh, they might have\nsaid your name, too." }, { "end": 2467.9990000000003, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2463.956, "text": " Never mind, never mind. Could I get another\nTrost over here, please?" }, { "end": 2469.752, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2467.999, "text": " Two, please, right away." }, { "end": 2477.761, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2469.752, "text": " Eventually Adelaine comes by and brings two\nfresh Trosts to the table, glancing about at the" }, { "end": 2484.7019999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2477.761, "text": "unique tension in the air right here. \"Would you\nlike anything as well?\"" }, { "end": 2488.759, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2484.702, "text": " Oh, yes. Lots of baked goods if you have\nthem, please." }, { "end": 2490.602, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2488.759, "text": " Pork belly, if you have it." }, { "end": 2493.1679999999997, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2490.602, "text": " I don't think I've seen you eat anything\nother than pastries." }, { "end": 2494.891, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2493.168, "text": " I really like them." }, { "end": 2500.1620000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2494.891, "text": " I'm kind of concerned for your\nwell-being. It's fine, I'm not that concerned." }, { "end": 2504.49, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2500.162, "text": "Eat whatever you want. I'll have bacon, some\nham, whatever." }, { "end": 2510.778, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2504.49, "text": " \"All right, pork it is. I'll be right back.\"\nShe rushes off to the kitchen. You guys continue" }, { "end": 2512.515, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2510.778, "text": "to awkwardly stare at each other." }, { "end": 2520.083, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2512.515, "text": " I'm going to put my hand up and say,\nquietly, to Nott, the Moneypot is not for them." }, { "end": 2524.44, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2520.083, "text": "It's not for them, it's for farmers. Okay?" }, { "end": 2526.405, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2524.44, "text": " Yeah, you're right, you're right." }, { "end": 2529.0660000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2526.405, "text": " Do we notice them whispering?" }, { "end": 2530.537, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2529.066, "text": " With your perception rolls earlier? Yes." }, { "end": 2533.544, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2530.537, "text": " But I said it really quietly." }, { "end": 2536.073, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2533.544, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 2537.211, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2536.073, "text": " She rolled a 22." }, { "end": 2538.899, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2537.211, "text": " But she can hear my little whisper?" }, { "end": 2543.783, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2538.899, "text": " No, you heard the whisper, you're not sure\nwhat the words are. You can see that they're" }, { "end": 2546.423, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2543.783, "text": "whispering. Being mysterious." }, { "end": 2549.303, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2546.423, "text": " Okay, cool." }, { "end": 2556.6969999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2549.303, "text": " In Halfling, I'll say to Beau--" }, { "end": 2559.306, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2556.697, "text": " Beau for short works." }, { "end": 2568.498, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2559.306, "text": " Are you in town for business or pleasure?" }, { "end": 2572.065, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2568.889, "text": " Can I insight check him, see what he's\nhiding?" }, { "end": 2573.447, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2572.065, "text": " Make an insight check." }, { "end": 2575.7380000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2573.447, "text": " Okay. What's my insight, I can't\nremember." }, { "end": 2580.573, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2575.738, "text": " What is he saying? I mean you, you're a\ngirl. What is she saying? Shit. That's really hard" }, { "end": 2581.9649999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2580.573, "text": "to remember now." }, { "end": 2583.3900000000003, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2581.965, "text": " You're asking me what I'm saying." }, { "end": 2584.604, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2583.39, "text": " Yeah, what did you just say?" }, { "end": 2585.721, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2584.604, "text": " 13." }, { "end": 2593.586, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2585.721, "text": " 13? I mean, seems to be genuine. Hard to\nread through all the wrappings, shadow, and the" }, { "end": 2595.442, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2593.586, "text": "hood still obscuring the face." }, { "end": 2598.457, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2595.442, "text": " Do you have the mask covering you?" }, { "end": 2600.345, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2598.457, "text": " I think I do." }, { "end": 2608.741, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2600.345, "text": " Yeah, it's this porcelain covering that has\npainted lips. It's a little unsettling." }, { "end": 2615.765, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2608.741, "text": " I mean, I'm sorry, not to be blunt, but, you\nknow. It's pretty obvious goblins are not welcome" } ]

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However, the smaller halfling-looking\nfigure is just glaring intently, and is slowly" }, { "end": 2242.99, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2240.692, "text": "leaning in the direction of the table." }, { "end": 2249.2439999999997, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2242.99, "text": " That's creepy. Fucking disgusting. I think\nwe have people watching us." }, { "end": 2251.1820000000002, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2249.244, "text": " Who is watching us?" }, { "end": 2253.7239999999997, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2251.182, "text": " Well, just take a look right over there." }, { "end": 2258.4460000000004, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2253.724, "text": " Don't arouse suspicion, but did you hear all\nthat coin hit that table, Caleb?" }, { "end": 2262.9919999999997, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2258.446, "text": " I did. It's on the table, though, so I think\non the table it will stay." }, { "end": 2269.655, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2262.992, "text": " Yes, but we could follow them out. We could\ndo the Moneypot. We could run Rat Food. We could" }, { "end": 2275.501, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2269.655, "text": "do Prince and the Pauper to get it from them. We\ncould try Spider Eyes. Any of those could work--" }, { "end": 2277.942, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2275.501, "text": " Are you guys staying here?" }, { "end": 2282.48, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2277.942, "text": " This blue-skinned tiefling suddenly leans\nover to you at the table." }, { "end": 2288.328, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2282.48, "text": " Don't move. Don't move. Tieflings can only\nsee movement." }, { "end": 2291.791, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2288.328, "text": " I don't think that's true--" }, { "end": 2295.7470000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2291.791, "text": " It's very true, we have a hard time seeing\nthings that aren't moving, it's very true. But I" }, { "end": 2301.401, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2295.747, "text": "can hear you. You should take a bath. You know they\nhave showers here. It's possible." }, { "end": 2302.953, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2301.401, "text": " A what now?" }, { "end": 2304.932, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2302.953, "text": " You bathe yourself in water." }, { "end": 2308.252, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2304.932, "text": " No, I've bathed before, yeah, I know what a\nbath is." }, { "end": 2312.857, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2308.252, "text": " It's because you smell really bad, and it's\nwafting over this direction. I'm just letting you" }, { "end": 2316.343, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2312.857, "text": "know. I would hate if I smelled that bad and\nsomeone didn't tell me." }, { "end": 2318.8799999999997, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2316.343, "text": " I've only just met you." }, { "end": 2321.161, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2318.88, "text": " Hi! I'm Jester." }, { "end": 2324.8920000000003, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2321.161, "text": " Hi, I'm Caleb." }, { "end": 2330.855, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2324.892, "text": " Nice to meet you, Caleb. How much silver\ndid I just get?" }, { "end": 2331.943, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2330.855, "text": " Seven!" }, { "end": 2332.898, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2331.943, "text": " Woo!" }, { "end": 2336.1440000000002, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2332.898, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 2339.8219999999997, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2336.144, "text": " And 16 copper. Aren't you all jealous?" }, { "end": 2344.315, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2339.822, "text": " Morning." }, { "end": 2346.016, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2344.315, "text": " Morning." }, { "end": 2351.506, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2346.016, "text": " Make a perception check, Beauregard and\nJester." }, { "end": 2354.9849999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2351.506, "text": " Whoa." }, { "end": 2358.857, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2354.985, "text": " Are you checking your DnD Beyond specs?" }, { "end": 2360.564, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2358.857, "text": " I am, I'm adding my--" }, { "end": 2369.7079999999996, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2360.564, "text": " 22. I haven't even flipped over my\ncharacter sheet yet. This is crazy." }, { "end": 2371.3630000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2369.708, "text": " 19." }, { "end": 2379.071, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2371.363, "text": " Okay. The somewhat meek female halfling\nwho's now suddenly very reserved, and not as" }, { "end": 2386.7329999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2379.071, "text": "filthy as the human compatriot that she keeps,\nseems less and less halfling the more you glance" }, { "end": 2393.4230000000002, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2386.733, "text": "in her direction. The ears are folded inward but\nelongated, the tinges of green to the skin, and" }, { "end": 2398.1059999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2393.423, "text": "with the little words that have poked through her\nlips, you can see what appear to be teeth more jagged" }, { "end": 2401.271, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2398.106, "text": "than expected of the half-folk." }, { "end": 2406.0730000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2401.271, "text": " I just shout over and I say, good\nmorning, in Halfling." }, { "end": 2416.345, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2406.073, "text": " I know Halfling, right? Yes. I'll shout back,\ntop of the morning to you." }, { "end": 2421.8799999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2416.345, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 2425.1040000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2421.88, "text": " Would you like a coffee? I'd love to buy\nyou a coffee." }, { "end": 2433.2909999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2425.104, "text": " We've got-- free coffee? Yeah, yeah, I'll\ntake it. Sure. Thank you." }, { "end": 2437.639, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2433.291, "text": " You're being mighty fucking friendly. They\nwere looking at our coin." }, { "end": 2442.498, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2437.639, "text": " Why can't they have been looking at me?\nMaybe they were looking at me." }, { "end": 2444.16, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2442.498, "text": " I didn't think of that." }, { "end": 2449.517, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2444.16, "text": " Maybe they were looking at you. As Jester\nsaid, you're handsome." }, { "end": 2451.475, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2449.517, "text": " Just--" }, { "end": 2452.901, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2451.475, "text": " Yes?" }, { "end": 2455.044, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2452.901, "text": " Nott." }, { "end": 2457.4919999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2455.044, "text": " He said \"Jest\"." }, { "end": 2459.6890000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2457.492, "text": " I just thought you said my name, is all." }, { "end": 2463.9559999999997, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2459.689, "text": " Oh, I said your name. Oh, they might have\nsaid your name, too." }, { "end": 2467.9990000000003, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2463.956, "text": " Never mind, never mind. Could I get another\nTrost over here, please?" }, { "end": 2469.752, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2467.999, "text": " Two, please, right away." }, { "end": 2477.761, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2469.752, "text": " Eventually Adelaine comes by and brings two\nfresh Trosts to the table, glancing about at the" }, { "end": 2484.7019999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2477.761, "text": "unique tension in the air right here. \"Would you\nlike anything as well?\"" }, { "end": 2488.759, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2484.702, "text": " Oh, yes. Lots of baked goods if you have\nthem, please." }, { "end": 2490.602, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2488.759, "text": " Pork belly, if you have it." }, { "end": 2493.1679999999997, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2490.602, "text": " I don't think I've seen you eat anything\nother than pastries." }, { "end": 2494.891, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2493.168, "text": " I really like them." }, { "end": 2500.1620000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2494.891, "text": " I'm kind of concerned for your\nwell-being. It's fine, I'm not that concerned." }, { "end": 2504.49, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2500.162, "text": "Eat whatever you want. I'll have bacon, some\nham, whatever." }, { "end": 2510.778, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2504.49, "text": " \"All right, pork it is. I'll be right back.\"\nShe rushes off to the kitchen. You guys continue" }, { "end": 2512.515, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2510.778, "text": "to awkwardly stare at each other." }, { "end": 2520.083, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2512.515, "text": " I'm going to put my hand up and say,\nquietly, to Nott, the Moneypot is not for them." }, { "end": 2524.44, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2520.083, "text": "It's not for them, it's for farmers. Okay?" }, { "end": 2526.405, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2524.44, "text": " Yeah, you're right, you're right." }, { "end": 2529.0660000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2526.405, "text": " Do we notice them whispering?" }, { "end": 2530.537, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2529.066, "text": " With your perception rolls earlier? Yes." }, { "end": 2533.544, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2530.537, "text": " But I said it really quietly." }, { "end": 2536.073, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2533.544, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 2537.211, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2536.073, "text": " She rolled a 22." }, { "end": 2538.899, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2537.211, "text": " But she can hear my little whisper?" }, { "end": 2543.783, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2538.899, "text": " No, you heard the whisper, you're not sure\nwhat the words are. You can see that they're" }, { "end": 2546.423, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2543.783, "text": "whispering. Being mysterious." }, { "end": 2549.303, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2546.423, "text": " Okay, cool." }, { "end": 2556.6969999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2549.303, "text": " In Halfling, I'll say to Beau--" }, { "end": 2559.306, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2556.697, "text": " Beau for short works." }, { "end": 2568.498, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2559.306, "text": " Are you in town for business or pleasure?" }, { "end": 2572.065, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2568.889, "text": " Can I insight check him, see what he's\nhiding?" }, { "end": 2573.447, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2572.065, "text": " Make an insight check." }, { "end": 2575.7380000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2573.447, "text": " Okay. What's my insight, I can't\nremember." }, { "end": 2580.573, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2575.738, "text": " What is he saying? I mean you, you're a\ngirl. What is she saying? Shit. That's really hard" }, { "end": 2581.9649999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2580.573, "text": "to remember now." }, { "end": 2583.3900000000003, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2581.965, "text": " You're asking me what I'm saying." }, { "end": 2584.604, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2583.39, "text": " Yeah, what did you just say?" }, { "end": 2585.721, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2584.604, "text": " 13." }, { "end": 2593.586, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2585.721, "text": " 13? I mean, seems to be genuine. Hard to\nread through all the wrappings, shadow, and the" }, { "end": 2595.442, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2593.586, "text": "hood still obscuring the face." }, { "end": 2598.457, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2595.442, "text": " Do you have the mask covering you?" }, { "end": 2600.345, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2598.457, "text": " I think I do." }, { "end": 2608.741, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2600.345, "text": " Yeah, it's this porcelain covering that has\npainted lips. It's a little unsettling." }, { "end": 2615.765, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2608.741, "text": " I mean, I'm sorry, not to be blunt, but, you\nknow. It's pretty obvious goblins are not welcome" } ]

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However, the smaller halfling-looking\nfigure is just glaring intently, and is slowly" }, { "end": 2242.99, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2240.692, "text": "leaning in the direction of the table." }, { "end": 2249.2439999999997, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2242.99, "text": " That's creepy. Fucking disgusting. I think\nwe have people watching us." }, { "end": 2251.1820000000002, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2249.244, "text": " Who is watching us?" }, { "end": 2253.7239999999997, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2251.182, "text": " Well, just take a look right over there." }, { "end": 2258.4460000000004, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2253.724, "text": " Don't arouse suspicion, but did you hear all\nthat coin hit that table, Caleb?" }, { "end": 2262.9919999999997, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2258.446, "text": " I did. It's on the table, though, so I think\non the table it will stay." }, { "end": 2269.655, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2262.992, "text": " Yes, but we could follow them out. We could\ndo the Moneypot. We could run Rat Food. We could" }, { "end": 2275.501, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2269.655, "text": "do Prince and the Pauper to get it from them. We\ncould try Spider Eyes. Any of those could work--" }, { "end": 2277.942, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2275.501, "text": " Are you guys staying here?" }, { "end": 2282.48, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2277.942, "text": " This blue-skinned tiefling suddenly leans\nover to you at the table." }, { "end": 2288.328, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2282.48, "text": " Don't move. Don't move. Tieflings can only\nsee movement." }, { "end": 2291.791, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2288.328, "text": " I don't think that's true--" }, { "end": 2295.7470000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2291.791, "text": " It's very true, we have a hard time seeing\nthings that aren't moving, it's very true. But I" }, { "end": 2301.401, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2295.747, "text": "can hear you. You should take a bath. You know they\nhave showers here. It's possible." }, { "end": 2302.953, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2301.401, "text": " A what now?" }, { "end": 2304.932, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2302.953, "text": " You bathe yourself in water." }, { "end": 2308.252, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2304.932, "text": " No, I've bathed before, yeah, I know what a\nbath is." }, { "end": 2312.857, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2308.252, "text": " It's because you smell really bad, and it's\nwafting over this direction. I'm just letting you" }, { "end": 2316.343, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2312.857, "text": "know. I would hate if I smelled that bad and\nsomeone didn't tell me." }, { "end": 2318.8799999999997, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2316.343, "text": " I've only just met you." }, { "end": 2321.161, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2318.88, "text": " Hi! I'm Jester." }, { "end": 2324.8920000000003, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2321.161, "text": " Hi, I'm Caleb." }, { "end": 2330.855, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2324.892, "text": " Nice to meet you, Caleb. How much silver\ndid I just get?" }, { "end": 2331.943, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2330.855, "text": " Seven!" }, { "end": 2332.898, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2331.943, "text": " Woo!" }, { "end": 2336.1440000000002, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2332.898, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 2339.8219999999997, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2336.144, "text": " And 16 copper. Aren't you all jealous?" }, { "end": 2344.315, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2339.822, "text": " Morning." }, { "end": 2346.016, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2344.315, "text": " Morning." }, { "end": 2351.506, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2346.016, "text": " Make a perception check, Beauregard and\nJester." }, { "end": 2354.9849999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2351.506, "text": " Whoa." }, { "end": 2358.857, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2354.985, "text": " Are you checking your DnD Beyond specs?" }, { "end": 2360.564, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2358.857, "text": " I am, I'm adding my--" }, { "end": 2369.7079999999996, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2360.564, "text": " 22. I haven't even flipped over my\ncharacter sheet yet. This is crazy." }, { "end": 2371.3630000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2369.708, "text": " 19." }, { "end": 2379.071, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2371.363, "text": " Okay. The somewhat meek female halfling\nwho's now suddenly very reserved, and not as" }, { "end": 2386.7329999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2379.071, "text": "filthy as the human compatriot that she keeps,\nseems less and less halfling the more you glance" }, { "end": 2393.4230000000002, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2386.733, "text": "in her direction. The ears are folded inward but\nelongated, the tinges of green to the skin, and" }, { "end": 2398.1059999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2393.423, "text": "with the little words that have poked through her\nlips, you can see what appear to be teeth more jagged" }, { "end": 2401.271, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2398.106, "text": "than expected of the half-folk." }, { "end": 2406.0730000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2401.271, "text": " I just shout over and I say, good\nmorning, in Halfling." }, { "end": 2416.345, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2406.073, "text": " I know Halfling, right? Yes. I'll shout back,\ntop of the morning to you." }, { "end": 2421.8799999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2416.345, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 2425.1040000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2421.88, "text": " Would you like a coffee? I'd love to buy\nyou a coffee." }, { "end": 2433.2909999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2425.104, "text": " We've got-- free coffee? Yeah, yeah, I'll\ntake it. Sure. Thank you." }, { "end": 2437.639, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2433.291, "text": " You're being mighty fucking friendly. They\nwere looking at our coin." }, { "end": 2442.498, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2437.639, "text": " Why can't they have been looking at me?\nMaybe they were looking at me." }, { "end": 2444.16, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2442.498, "text": " I didn't think of that." }, { "end": 2449.517, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2444.16, "text": " Maybe they were looking at you. As Jester\nsaid, you're handsome." }, { "end": 2451.475, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2449.517, "text": " Just--" }, { "end": 2452.901, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2451.475, "text": " Yes?" }, { "end": 2455.044, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2452.901, "text": " Nott." }, { "end": 2457.4919999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2455.044, "text": " He said \"Jest\"." }, { "end": 2459.6890000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2457.492, "text": " I just thought you said my name, is all." }, { "end": 2463.9559999999997, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2459.689, "text": " Oh, I said your name. Oh, they might have\nsaid your name, too." }, { "end": 2467.9990000000003, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2463.956, "text": " Never mind, never mind. Could I get another\nTrost over here, please?" }, { "end": 2469.752, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2467.999, "text": " Two, please, right away." }, { "end": 2477.761, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2469.752, "text": " Eventually Adelaine comes by and brings two\nfresh Trosts to the table, glancing about at the" }, { "end": 2484.7019999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2477.761, "text": "unique tension in the air right here. \"Would you\nlike anything as well?\"" }, { "end": 2488.759, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2484.702, "text": " Oh, yes. Lots of baked goods if you have\nthem, please." }, { "end": 2490.602, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2488.759, "text": " Pork belly, if you have it." }, { "end": 2493.1679999999997, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2490.602, "text": " I don't think I've seen you eat anything\nother than pastries." }, { "end": 2494.891, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2493.168, "text": " I really like them." }, { "end": 2500.1620000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2494.891, "text": " I'm kind of concerned for your\nwell-being. It's fine, I'm not that concerned." }, { "end": 2504.49, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2500.162, "text": "Eat whatever you want. I'll have bacon, some\nham, whatever." }, { "end": 2510.778, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2504.49, "text": " \"All right, pork it is. I'll be right back.\"\nShe rushes off to the kitchen. You guys continue" }, { "end": 2512.515, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2510.778, "text": "to awkwardly stare at each other." }, { "end": 2520.083, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2512.515, "text": " I'm going to put my hand up and say,\nquietly, to Nott, the Moneypot is not for them." }, { "end": 2524.44, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2520.083, "text": "It's not for them, it's for farmers. Okay?" }, { "end": 2526.405, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2524.44, "text": " Yeah, you're right, you're right." }, { "end": 2529.0660000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2526.405, "text": " Do we notice them whispering?" }, { "end": 2530.537, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2529.066, "text": " With your perception rolls earlier? Yes." }, { "end": 2533.544, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2530.537, "text": " But I said it really quietly." }, { "end": 2536.073, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2533.544, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 2537.211, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2536.073, "text": " She rolled a 22." }, { "end": 2538.899, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2537.211, "text": " But she can hear my little whisper?" }, { "end": 2543.783, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2538.899, "text": " No, you heard the whisper, you're not sure\nwhat the words are. You can see that they're" }, { "end": 2546.423, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2543.783, "text": "whispering. Being mysterious." }, { "end": 2549.303, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2546.423, "text": " Okay, cool." }, { "end": 2556.6969999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2549.303, "text": " In Halfling, I'll say to Beau--" }, { "end": 2559.306, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2556.697, "text": " Beau for short works." }, { "end": 2568.498, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2559.306, "text": " Are you in town for business or pleasure?" }, { "end": 2572.065, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2568.889, "text": " Can I insight check him, see what he's\nhiding?" }, { "end": 2573.447, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2572.065, "text": " Make an insight check." }, { "end": 2575.7380000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2573.447, "text": " Okay. What's my insight, I can't\nremember." }, { "end": 2580.573, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2575.738, "text": " What is he saying? I mean you, you're a\ngirl. What is she saying? Shit. That's really hard" }, { "end": 2581.9649999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2580.573, "text": "to remember now." }, { "end": 2583.3900000000003, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2581.965, "text": " You're asking me what I'm saying." }, { "end": 2584.604, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2583.39, "text": " Yeah, what did you just say?" }, { "end": 2585.721, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2584.604, "text": " 13." }, { "end": 2593.586, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2585.721, "text": " 13? I mean, seems to be genuine. Hard to\nread through all the wrappings, shadow, and the" }, { "end": 2595.442, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2593.586, "text": "hood still obscuring the face." }, { "end": 2598.457, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2595.442, "text": " Do you have the mask covering you?" }, { "end": 2600.345, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2598.457, "text": " I think I do." }, { "end": 2608.741, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2600.345, "text": " Yeah, it's this porcelain covering that has\npainted lips. It's a little unsettling." }, { "end": 2615.765, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2608.741, "text": " I mean, I'm sorry, not to be blunt, but, you\nknow. It's pretty obvious goblins are not welcome" } ]

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We could\ndo the Moneypot. We could run Rat Food. We could" }, { "end": 2275.501, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2269.655, "text": "do Prince and the Pauper to get it from them. We\ncould try Spider Eyes. Any of those could work--" }, { "end": 2277.942, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2275.501, "text": " Are you guys staying here?" }, { "end": 2282.48, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2277.942, "text": " This blue-skinned tiefling suddenly leans\nover to you at the table." }, { "end": 2288.328, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2282.48, "text": " Don't move. Don't move. Tieflings can only\nsee movement." }, { "end": 2291.791, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2288.328, "text": " I don't think that's true--" }, { "end": 2295.7470000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2291.791, "text": " It's very true, we have a hard time seeing\nthings that aren't moving, it's very true. But I" }, { "end": 2301.401, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2295.747, "text": "can hear you. You should take a bath. You know they\nhave showers here. It's possible." }, { "end": 2302.953, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2301.401, "text": " A what now?" }, { "end": 2304.932, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2302.953, "text": " You bathe yourself in water." }, { "end": 2308.252, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2304.932, "text": " No, I've bathed before, yeah, I know what a\nbath is." }, { "end": 2312.857, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2308.252, "text": " It's because you smell really bad, and it's\nwafting over this direction. I'm just letting you" }, { "end": 2316.343, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2312.857, "text": "know. I would hate if I smelled that bad and\nsomeone didn't tell me." }, { "end": 2318.8799999999997, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2316.343, "text": " I've only just met you." }, { "end": 2321.161, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2318.88, "text": " Hi! I'm Jester." }, { "end": 2324.8920000000003, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2321.161, "text": " Hi, I'm Caleb." }, { "end": 2330.855, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2324.892, "text": " Nice to meet you, Caleb. How much silver\ndid I just get?" }, { "end": 2331.943, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2330.855, "text": " Seven!" }, { "end": 2332.898, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2331.943, "text": " Woo!" }, { "end": 2336.1440000000002, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2332.898, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 2339.8219999999997, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2336.144, "text": " And 16 copper. Aren't you all jealous?" }, { "end": 2344.315, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2339.822, "text": " Morning." }, { "end": 2346.016, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2344.315, "text": " Morning." }, { "end": 2351.506, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2346.016, "text": " Make a perception check, Beauregard and\nJester." }, { "end": 2354.9849999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2351.506, "text": " Whoa." }, { "end": 2358.857, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2354.985, "text": " Are you checking your DnD Beyond specs?" }, { "end": 2360.564, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2358.857, "text": " I am, I'm adding my--" }, { "end": 2369.7079999999996, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2360.564, "text": " 22. I haven't even flipped over my\ncharacter sheet yet. This is crazy." }, { "end": 2371.3630000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2369.708, "text": " 19." }, { "end": 2379.071, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2371.363, "text": " Okay. The somewhat meek female halfling\nwho's now suddenly very reserved, and not as" }, { "end": 2386.7329999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2379.071, "text": "filthy as the human compatriot that she keeps,\nseems less and less halfling the more you glance" }, { "end": 2393.4230000000002, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2386.733, "text": "in her direction. The ears are folded inward but\nelongated, the tinges of green to the skin, and" }, { "end": 2398.1059999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2393.423, "text": "with the little words that have poked through her\nlips, you can see what appear to be teeth more jagged" }, { "end": 2401.271, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2398.106, "text": "than expected of the half-folk." }, { "end": 2406.0730000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2401.271, "text": " I just shout over and I say, good\nmorning, in Halfling." }, { "end": 2416.345, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2406.073, "text": " I know Halfling, right? Yes. I'll shout back,\ntop of the morning to you." }, { "end": 2421.8799999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2416.345, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 2425.1040000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2421.88, "text": " Would you like a coffee? I'd love to buy\nyou a coffee." }, { "end": 2433.2909999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2425.104, "text": " We've got-- free coffee? Yeah, yeah, I'll\ntake it. Sure. Thank you." }, { "end": 2437.639, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2433.291, "text": " You're being mighty fucking friendly. They\nwere looking at our coin." }, { "end": 2442.498, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2437.639, "text": " Why can't they have been looking at me?\nMaybe they were looking at me." }, { "end": 2444.16, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2442.498, "text": " I didn't think of that." }, { "end": 2449.517, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2444.16, "text": " Maybe they were looking at you. As Jester\nsaid, you're handsome." }, { "end": 2451.475, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2449.517, "text": " Just--" }, { "end": 2452.901, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2451.475, "text": " Yes?" }, { "end": 2455.044, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2452.901, "text": " Nott." }, { "end": 2457.4919999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2455.044, "text": " He said \"Jest\"." }, { "end": 2459.6890000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2457.492, "text": " I just thought you said my name, is all." }, { "end": 2463.9559999999997, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2459.689, "text": " Oh, I said your name. Oh, they might have\nsaid your name, too." }, { "end": 2467.9990000000003, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2463.956, "text": " Never mind, never mind. Could I get another\nTrost over here, please?" }, { "end": 2469.752, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2467.999, "text": " Two, please, right away." }, { "end": 2477.761, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2469.752, "text": " Eventually Adelaine comes by and brings two\nfresh Trosts to the table, glancing about at the" }, { "end": 2484.7019999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2477.761, "text": "unique tension in the air right here. \"Would you\nlike anything as well?\"" }, { "end": 2488.759, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2484.702, "text": " Oh, yes. Lots of baked goods if you have\nthem, please." }, { "end": 2490.602, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2488.759, "text": " Pork belly, if you have it." }, { "end": 2493.1679999999997, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2490.602, "text": " I don't think I've seen you eat anything\nother than pastries." }, { "end": 2494.891, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2493.168, "text": " I really like them." }, { "end": 2500.1620000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2494.891, "text": " I'm kind of concerned for your\nwell-being. It's fine, I'm not that concerned." }, { "end": 2504.49, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2500.162, "text": "Eat whatever you want. I'll have bacon, some\nham, whatever." }, { "end": 2510.778, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2504.49, "text": " \"All right, pork it is. I'll be right back.\"\nShe rushes off to the kitchen. You guys continue" }, { "end": 2512.515, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2510.778, "text": "to awkwardly stare at each other." }, { "end": 2520.083, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2512.515, "text": " I'm going to put my hand up and say,\nquietly, to Nott, the Moneypot is not for them." }, { "end": 2524.44, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2520.083, "text": "It's not for them, it's for farmers. Okay?" }, { "end": 2526.405, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2524.44, "text": " Yeah, you're right, you're right." }, { "end": 2529.0660000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2526.405, "text": " Do we notice them whispering?" }, { "end": 2530.537, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2529.066, "text": " With your perception rolls earlier? Yes." }, { "end": 2533.544, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2530.537, "text": " But I said it really quietly." }, { "end": 2536.073, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2533.544, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 2537.211, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2536.073, "text": " She rolled a 22." }, { "end": 2538.899, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2537.211, "text": " But she can hear my little whisper?" }, { "end": 2543.783, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2538.899, "text": " No, you heard the whisper, you're not sure\nwhat the words are. You can see that they're" }, { "end": 2546.423, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2543.783, "text": "whispering. Being mysterious." }, { "end": 2549.303, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2546.423, "text": " Okay, cool." }, { "end": 2556.6969999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2549.303, "text": " In Halfling, I'll say to Beau--" }, { "end": 2559.306, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2556.697, "text": " Beau for short works." }, { "end": 2568.498, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2559.306, "text": " Are you in town for business or pleasure?" }, { "end": 2572.065, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2568.889, "text": " Can I insight check him, see what he's\nhiding?" }, { "end": 2573.447, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2572.065, "text": " Make an insight check." }, { "end": 2575.7380000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2573.447, "text": " Okay. What's my insight, I can't\nremember." }, { "end": 2580.573, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2575.738, "text": " What is he saying? I mean you, you're a\ngirl. What is she saying? Shit. That's really hard" }, { "end": 2581.9649999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2580.573, "text": "to remember now." }, { "end": 2583.3900000000003, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2581.965, "text": " You're asking me what I'm saying." }, { "end": 2584.604, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2583.39, "text": " Yeah, what did you just say?" }, { "end": 2585.721, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2584.604, "text": " 13." }, { "end": 2593.586, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2585.721, "text": " 13? I mean, seems to be genuine. Hard to\nread through all the wrappings, shadow, and the" }, { "end": 2595.442, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2593.586, "text": "hood still obscuring the face." }, { "end": 2598.457, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2595.442, "text": " Do you have the mask covering you?" }, { "end": 2600.345, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2598.457, "text": " I think I do." }, { "end": 2608.741, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2600.345, "text": " Yeah, it's this porcelain covering that has\npainted lips. It's a little unsettling." }, { "end": 2615.765, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2608.741, "text": " I mean, I'm sorry, not to be blunt, but, you\nknow. It's pretty obvious goblins are not welcome" } ]

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You're making a big deal out of it." }, { "end": 2640.814, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2639.22, "text": " Somebody asked why she was wrapped up." }, { "end": 2641.814, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2640.814, "text": " No, nobody asked." }, { "end": 2644.466, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2641.814, "text": " Somebody said the words-- this is Liam--\n\"Why are you all wrapped up?\"" }, { "end": 2648.105, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2644.466, "text": " Oh, I asked if she was cold." }, { "end": 2651.526, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2648.105, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 2652.902, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2651.526, "text": " That's concern." }, { "end": 2654.398, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2652.902, "text": " As Caleb finishes oversharing." }, { "end": 2657.3790000000004, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2654.398, "text": " Vaxleth is over. It's so over!" }, { "end": 2660.9519999999998, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2657.379, "text": " Those are old times, man. That was a\ndifferent universe. Different life." }, { "end": 2672.934, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2660.952, "text": " At this point, there is a bit of a commotion\ntowards the entrance of the tavern. Two shadows" }, { "end": 2679.786, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2672.934, "text": "step into the doorway of the nearish-noonday sun.\nThe figures, one eclipsing the other from behind," }, { "end": 2686.226, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2679.786, "text": "begin to step in. You notice one of them begins to\nstep from table to table, glancing about with a" }, { "end": 2691.962, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2686.226, "text": "sort of grace to the movement, the other staying a\nfew feet behind. Taliesin, if you'd like to" }, { "end": 2693.505, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2691.962, "text": "describe your character, please." }, { "end": 2695.062, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2693.505, "text": " I didn't think we were going to meet you so\nsoon!" }, { "end": 2697.2039999999997, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2695.062, "text": " Neither did I." }, { "end": 2698.474, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2697.204, "text": " I didn't either." }, { "end": 2710.431, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2698.474, "text": " But here we are. A lavender-- damn it,\nTravis. A lavender tiefling with red eyes and very" }, { "end": 2717.223, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2710.431, "text": "pierced, extremely ostentatious horns that are\npierced with little gems and little baubles. He's" }, { "end": 2722.96, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2717.223, "text": "got a tattoo that seems to be running up the side\nof his face, a peacock tattoo that goes off into" }, { "end": 2735.775, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2722.96, "text": "his very ostentatious, ridiculous, overblown robes\nthat he wears. His two swords and pouch dangling at" }, { "end": 2742.7850000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2735.775, "text": "the side of his hips. He's very broad in his\ndress." }, { "end": 2744.924, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2742.785, "text": " So a literal and figurative peacock." }, { "end": 2746.276, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2744.924, "text": " Oh yes." }, { "end": 2747.853, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2746.276, "text": " One of your characters? No." }, { "end": 2749.483, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2747.853, "text": " I know, mine. Who knew?" }, { "end": 2754.3120000000004, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2749.483, "text": " As this tiefling darts from table to table,\na few feet behind, you see--" }, { "end": 2756.89, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2754.312, "text": " Wait, did you say your name?" }, { "end": 2758.086, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2756.89, "text": " I didn't say my name." }, { "end": 2769.153, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2758.086, "text": " Okay. So there is a woman behind him. Taller\nthan your average... lass." }, { "end": 2772.7, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2769.153, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 2785.1259999999997, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2772.7, "text": " She's very, very, very pale-skinned. Her\nhair is black that starts to turn white as it gets" }, { "end": 2794.962, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2785.126, "text": "longer. It's matted, it's dreaded, it's braided.\nHer clothes are a bit tattered, but just sort of--" }, { "end": 2807.753, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2794.962, "text": "she's a bit of a mess, and she has two different\ncolor eyes. One of them is a light greenish-blue," }, { "end": 2818.819, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2807.753, "text": "and the other is a violet color. And she's very\nstandoffish, hunch-y, arms folded." }, { "end": 2826.236, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2818.819, "text": " You watch as these figures slowly move from\ntable to table, the tiefling engaging in some" }, { "end": 2832.9429999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2826.236, "text": "distant conversation, leaving a slip of paper,\nwalking to the next table. Gauging the atmosphere," }, { "end": 2838.61, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2832.943, "text": "not leaving a slip of paper, and quickly moving\non, and then eventually your eyes meet what looks" }, { "end": 2844.0840000000003, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2838.61, "text": "to be two tables with a very motley crew of\nindividuals that are both awkwardly avoiding their" }, { "end": 2846.7949999999996, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2844.084, "text": "own tension and currently trying to figure you\nout." }, { "end": 2853.063, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2846.795, "text": " Can I tell if-- where are they in the\ndispensement of the coin? Can I tell they have a" }, { "end": 2855.326, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2853.063, "text": "little coin on them? Did I catch any of that?" }, { "end": 2859.124, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2855.326, "text": " They've completed distributing, so you don't\nsee any coin, unfortunately." }, { "end": 2867.245, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2859.124, "text": " Well. I don't believe I've ever seen a\ngroup of people more in need of a good time in my" }, { "end": 2875.442, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2867.245, "text": "entire life. Mollymauk Tealeaf of the Fletching\nand Moondrop Traveling Carnival of Curiosities. If" }, { "end": 2881.639, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2875.442, "text": "there was ever a group of people that needed a\ngood time to go out, have a laugh, see things that" }, { "end": 2887.0550000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2881.639, "text": "you have never seen before, and my god, take my\nword for it, one month's time, people will be" }, { "end": 2892.848, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2887.055, "text": "buying your ale to hear the tale of what you saw\nat the Traveling Carnival of Curiosities this night." }, { "end": 2895.916, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2892.848, "text": " We saw your tent going up! We did!" }, { "end": 2900.8010000000004, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2895.916, "text": " We were actually going to go without the\nflyer, but now we also have a flyer." }, { "end": 2905.863, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2900.801, "text": " It's just five copper. A steal. At five\nsilver, it would be a steal, at five gold? Worth" }, { "end": 2912.5629999999996, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2905.863, "text": "every penny. But if you've got the five copper to\nspend, we would happily have you all." }, { "end": 2916.2850000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2912.563, "text": " Do you perform?" }, { "end": 2923.6209999999996, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2916.285, "text": " Ah. I'm less of a performer and more of\nan intermediary for these parts. I do on occasion" }, { "end": 2926.313, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2923.621, "text": "perform. I can read fortunes--" }, { "end": 2929.318, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2926.313, "text": " (gasps) I was going to ask if you read\nfortunes! Can you do one now?" }, { "end": 2930.847, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2929.318, "text": " I knew you were going to ask that." }, { "end": 2934.943, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2930.847, "text": " (gasps) Oh my gosh, you're so smart. Look\nat this guy, he knows everything!" }, { "end": 2937.3480000000004, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2934.943, "text": " I'm going to sit down at the table." }, { "end": 2941.9629999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2937.348, "text": " Okay. He goes and sits down at this table,\nfinishing his presentation. One of the barmaids" }, { "end": 2946.253, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2941.963, "text": "comes up to you, and looks up. You're standing\nalmost a solid seven inches taller than her." }, { "end": 2949.936, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2946.253, "text": "\"Miss, can I get you a drink?\"" }, { "end": 2952.4030000000002, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2949.936, "text": " (deadpan) Yes could I have a drink,\nplease. Just some ale." }, { "end": 2955.828, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2952.403, "text": " \"Coming right up. Any preferences for the\nfamily? Baumbauch?\"" }, { "end": 2957.835, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2955.828, "text": " Stay clear of Baumbauch. They're dicks." }, { "end": 2959.39, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2957.835, "text": " That's kind of true." }, { "end": 2960.718, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2959.39, "text": " Just a big." }, { "end": 2963.598, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2960.718, "text": " \"Husseldorf, then. All right. Be right\nback.\" And she wanders off." }, { "end": 2968.97, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2963.598, "text": " Well. Who has coin for a fortune?" }, { "end": 2970.8349999999996, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2968.97, "text": " Do you know my name?" }, { "end": 2973.069, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2970.835, "text": " What is your name?" }, { "end": 2974.152, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2973.069, "text": " Jester." }, { "end": 2975.323, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2974.152, "text": " I know your name now!" }, { "end": 2977.118, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2975.323, "text": "LAURA and TALIESIN: (laugh)" }, { "end": 2978.41, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2977.118, "text": " What is your name?" }, { "end": 2981.9579999999996, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2978.41, "text": " Oh, my name is Molly to my friends, and\nwe're friends, now, aren't we? Pleasure." }, { "end": 2984.099, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2981.958, "text": " Molly. Look at this guy." }, { "end": 2987.1820000000002, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2984.099, "text": " Mollymauk. Molly for short. This is\nYasha, she's a charm." }, { "end": 2989.1099999999997, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2987.182, "text": " Hello." }, { "end": 2992.679, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2989.11, "text": " Yasha. Yasha." }, { "end": 2995.294, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2992.679, "text": " Now. Would anyone like a fortune read?" }, { "end": 2996.479, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2995.294, "text": " I would love one." }, { "end": 2997.7799999999997, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2996.479, "text": " Do you have coin?" }, { "end": 2999.476, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2997.78, "text": " Yes. How much do you want?" } ]

[ { "end": 2617.474, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2615.824, "text": "strolling about." }, { "end": 2619.123, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2617.474, "text": " She's a goblin?!" }, { "end": 2624.513, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2619.123, "text": " Yeah, yeah, but you don't have to make a big\nthing of it, all right? There could be people here" }, { "end": 2625.839, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2624.513, "text": "who don't know." }, { "end": 2629.968, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2625.839, "text": " That's right. She's my companion, she's my\nfriend. There's nothing to make a big deal about." }, { "end": 2634.308, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2629.968, "text": "That's why she's wrapped up. Just leave it,\nplease." }, { "end": 2636.146, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2634.308, "text": " I didn't ask why she was wrapped up." }, { "end": 2639.2200000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2636.146, "text": " I know, we're not making a big deal out\nit. You're making a big deal out of it." }, { "end": 2640.814, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2639.22, "text": " Somebody asked why she was wrapped up." }, { "end": 2641.814, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2640.814, "text": " No, nobody asked." }, { "end": 2644.466, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2641.814, "text": " Somebody said the words-- this is Liam--\n\"Why are you all wrapped up?\"" }, { "end": 2648.105, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2644.466, "text": " Oh, I asked if she was cold." }, { "end": 2651.526, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2648.105, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 2652.902, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2651.526, "text": " That's concern." }, { "end": 2654.398, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2652.902, "text": " As Caleb finishes oversharing." }, { "end": 2657.3790000000004, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2654.398, "text": " Vaxleth is over. It's so over!" }, { "end": 2660.9519999999998, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2657.379, "text": " Those are old times, man. That was a\ndifferent universe. Different life." }, { "end": 2672.934, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2660.952, "text": " At this point, there is a bit of a commotion\ntowards the entrance of the tavern. Two shadows" }, { "end": 2679.786, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2672.934, "text": "step into the doorway of the nearish-noonday sun.\nThe figures, one eclipsing the other from behind," }, { "end": 2686.226, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2679.786, "text": "begin to step in. You notice one of them begins to\nstep from table to table, glancing about with a" }, { "end": 2691.962, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2686.226, "text": "sort of grace to the movement, the other staying a\nfew feet behind. Taliesin, if you'd like to" }, { "end": 2693.505, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2691.962, "text": "describe your character, please." }, { "end": 2695.062, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2693.505, "text": " I didn't think we were going to meet you so\nsoon!" }, { "end": 2697.2039999999997, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2695.062, "text": " Neither did I." }, { "end": 2698.474, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2697.204, "text": " I didn't either." }, { "end": 2710.431, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2698.474, "text": " But here we are. A lavender-- damn it,\nTravis. A lavender tiefling with red eyes and very" }, { "end": 2717.223, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2710.431, "text": "pierced, extremely ostentatious horns that are\npierced with little gems and little baubles. He's" }, { "end": 2722.96, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2717.223, "text": "got a tattoo that seems to be running up the side\nof his face, a peacock tattoo that goes off into" }, { "end": 2735.775, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2722.96, "text": "his very ostentatious, ridiculous, overblown robes\nthat he wears. His two swords and pouch dangling at" }, { "end": 2742.7850000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2735.775, "text": "the side of his hips. He's very broad in his\ndress." }, { "end": 2744.924, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2742.785, "text": " So a literal and figurative peacock." }, { "end": 2746.276, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2744.924, "text": " Oh yes." }, { "end": 2747.853, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2746.276, "text": " One of your characters? No." }, { "end": 2749.483, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2747.853, "text": " I know, mine. Who knew?" }, { "end": 2754.3120000000004, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2749.483, "text": " As this tiefling darts from table to table,\na few feet behind, you see--" }, { "end": 2756.89, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2754.312, "text": " Wait, did you say your name?" }, { "end": 2758.086, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2756.89, "text": " I didn't say my name." }, { "end": 2769.153, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2758.086, "text": " Okay. So there is a woman behind him. Taller\nthan your average... lass." }, { "end": 2772.7, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2769.153, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 2785.1259999999997, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2772.7, "text": " She's very, very, very pale-skinned. Her\nhair is black that starts to turn white as it gets" }, { "end": 2794.962, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2785.126, "text": "longer. It's matted, it's dreaded, it's braided.\nHer clothes are a bit tattered, but just sort of--" }, { "end": 2807.753, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2794.962, "text": "she's a bit of a mess, and she has two different\ncolor eyes. One of them is a light greenish-blue," }, { "end": 2818.819, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2807.753, "text": "and the other is a violet color. And she's very\nstandoffish, hunch-y, arms folded." }, { "end": 2826.236, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2818.819, "text": " You watch as these figures slowly move from\ntable to table, the tiefling engaging in some" }, { "end": 2832.9429999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2826.236, "text": "distant conversation, leaving a slip of paper,\nwalking to the next table. Gauging the atmosphere," }, { "end": 2838.61, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2832.943, "text": "not leaving a slip of paper, and quickly moving\non, and then eventually your eyes meet what looks" }, { "end": 2844.0840000000003, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2838.61, "text": "to be two tables with a very motley crew of\nindividuals that are both awkwardly avoiding their" }, { "end": 2846.7949999999996, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2844.084, "text": "own tension and currently trying to figure you\nout." }, { "end": 2853.063, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2846.795, "text": " Can I tell if-- where are they in the\ndispensement of the coin? Can I tell they have a" }, { "end": 2855.326, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2853.063, "text": "little coin on them? Did I catch any of that?" }, { "end": 2859.124, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2855.326, "text": " They've completed distributing, so you don't\nsee any coin, unfortunately." }, { "end": 2867.245, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2859.124, "text": " Well. I don't believe I've ever seen a\ngroup of people more in need of a good time in my" }, { "end": 2875.442, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2867.245, "text": "entire life. Mollymauk Tealeaf of the Fletching\nand Moondrop Traveling Carnival of Curiosities. If" }, { "end": 2881.639, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2875.442, "text": "there was ever a group of people that needed a\ngood time to go out, have a laugh, see things that" }, { "end": 2887.0550000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2881.639, "text": "you have never seen before, and my god, take my\nword for it, one month's time, people will be" }, { "end": 2892.848, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2887.055, "text": "buying your ale to hear the tale of what you saw\nat the Traveling Carnival of Curiosities this night." }, { "end": 2895.916, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2892.848, "text": " We saw your tent going up! We did!" }, { "end": 2900.8010000000004, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2895.916, "text": " We were actually going to go without the\nflyer, but now we also have a flyer." }, { "end": 2905.863, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2900.801, "text": " It's just five copper. A steal. At five\nsilver, it would be a steal, at five gold? Worth" }, { "end": 2912.5629999999996, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2905.863, "text": "every penny. But if you've got the five copper to\nspend, we would happily have you all." }, { "end": 2916.2850000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2912.563, "text": " Do you perform?" }, { "end": 2923.6209999999996, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2916.285, "text": " Ah. I'm less of a performer and more of\nan intermediary for these parts. I do on occasion" }, { "end": 2926.313, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2923.621, "text": "perform. I can read fortunes--" }, { "end": 2929.318, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2926.313, "text": " (gasps) I was going to ask if you read\nfortunes! Can you do one now?" }, { "end": 2930.847, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2929.318, "text": " I knew you were going to ask that." }, { "end": 2934.943, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2930.847, "text": " (gasps) Oh my gosh, you're so smart. Look\nat this guy, he knows everything!" }, { "end": 2937.3480000000004, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2934.943, "text": " I'm going to sit down at the table." }, { "end": 2941.9629999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2937.348, "text": " Okay. He goes and sits down at this table,\nfinishing his presentation. One of the barmaids" }, { "end": 2946.253, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2941.963, "text": "comes up to you, and looks up. You're standing\nalmost a solid seven inches taller than her." }, { "end": 2949.936, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2946.253, "text": "\"Miss, can I get you a drink?\"" }, { "end": 2952.4030000000002, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2949.936, "text": " (deadpan) Yes could I have a drink,\nplease. Just some ale." }, { "end": 2955.828, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2952.403, "text": " \"Coming right up. Any preferences for the\nfamily? Baumbauch?\"" }, { "end": 2957.835, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2955.828, "text": " Stay clear of Baumbauch. They're dicks." }, { "end": 2959.39, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2957.835, "text": " That's kind of true." }, { "end": 2960.718, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2959.39, "text": " Just a big." }, { "end": 2963.598, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2960.718, "text": " \"Husseldorf, then. All right. Be right\nback.\" And she wanders off." }, { "end": 2968.97, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2963.598, "text": " Well. Who has coin for a fortune?" }, { "end": 2970.8349999999996, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2968.97, "text": " Do you know my name?" }, { "end": 2973.069, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2970.835, "text": " What is your name?" }, { "end": 2974.152, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2973.069, "text": " Jester." }, { "end": 2975.323, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2974.152, "text": " I know your name now!" }, { "end": 2977.118, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2975.323, "text": "LAURA and TALIESIN: (laugh)" }, { "end": 2978.41, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2977.118, "text": " What is your name?" }, { "end": 2981.9579999999996, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2978.41, "text": " Oh, my name is Molly to my friends, and\nwe're friends, now, aren't we? Pleasure." }, { "end": 2984.099, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2981.958, "text": " Molly. Look at this guy." }, { "end": 2987.1820000000002, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2984.099, "text": " Mollymauk. Molly for short. This is\nYasha, she's a charm." }, { "end": 2989.1099999999997, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2987.182, "text": " Hello." }, { "end": 2992.679, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2989.11, "text": " Yasha. Yasha." }, { "end": 2995.294, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2992.679, "text": " Now. Would anyone like a fortune read?" }, { "end": 2996.479, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2995.294, "text": " I would love one." }, { "end": 2997.7799999999997, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2996.479, "text": " Do you have coin?" }, { "end": 2999.476, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2997.78, "text": " Yes. How much do you want?" } ]

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You're making a big deal out of it." }, { "end": 2640.814, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2639.22, "text": " Somebody asked why she was wrapped up." }, { "end": 2641.814, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2640.814, "text": " No, nobody asked." }, { "end": 2644.466, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2641.814, "text": " Somebody said the words-- this is Liam--\n\"Why are you all wrapped up?\"" }, { "end": 2648.105, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2644.466, "text": " Oh, I asked if she was cold." }, { "end": 2651.526, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2648.105, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 2652.902, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2651.526, "text": " That's concern." }, { "end": 2654.398, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2652.902, "text": " As Caleb finishes oversharing." }, { "end": 2657.3790000000004, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2654.398, "text": " Vaxleth is over. It's so over!" }, { "end": 2660.9519999999998, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2657.379, "text": " Those are old times, man. That was a\ndifferent universe. Different life." }, { "end": 2672.934, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2660.952, "text": " At this point, there is a bit of a commotion\ntowards the entrance of the tavern. Two shadows" }, { "end": 2679.786, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2672.934, "text": "step into the doorway of the nearish-noonday sun.\nThe figures, one eclipsing the other from behind," }, { "end": 2686.226, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2679.786, "text": "begin to step in. You notice one of them begins to\nstep from table to table, glancing about with a" }, { "end": 2691.962, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2686.226, "text": "sort of grace to the movement, the other staying a\nfew feet behind. Taliesin, if you'd like to" }, { "end": 2693.505, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2691.962, "text": "describe your character, please." }, { "end": 2695.062, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2693.505, "text": " I didn't think we were going to meet you so\nsoon!" }, { "end": 2697.2039999999997, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2695.062, "text": " Neither did I." }, { "end": 2698.474, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2697.204, "text": " I didn't either." }, { "end": 2710.431, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2698.474, "text": " But here we are. A lavender-- damn it,\nTravis. A lavender tiefling with red eyes and very" }, { "end": 2717.223, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2710.431, "text": "pierced, extremely ostentatious horns that are\npierced with little gems and little baubles. He's" }, { "end": 2722.96, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2717.223, "text": "got a tattoo that seems to be running up the side\nof his face, a peacock tattoo that goes off into" }, { "end": 2735.775, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2722.96, "text": "his very ostentatious, ridiculous, overblown robes\nthat he wears. His two swords and pouch dangling at" }, { "end": 2742.7850000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2735.775, "text": "the side of his hips. He's very broad in his\ndress." }, { "end": 2744.924, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2742.785, "text": " So a literal and figurative peacock." }, { "end": 2746.276, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2744.924, "text": " Oh yes." }, { "end": 2747.853, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2746.276, "text": " One of your characters? No." }, { "end": 2749.483, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2747.853, "text": " I know, mine. Who knew?" }, { "end": 2754.3120000000004, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2749.483, "text": " As this tiefling darts from table to table,\na few feet behind, you see--" }, { "end": 2756.89, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2754.312, "text": " Wait, did you say your name?" }, { "end": 2758.086, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2756.89, "text": " I didn't say my name." }, { "end": 2769.153, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2758.086, "text": " Okay. So there is a woman behind him. Taller\nthan your average... lass." }, { "end": 2772.7, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2769.153, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 2785.1259999999997, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2772.7, "text": " She's very, very, very pale-skinned. Her\nhair is black that starts to turn white as it gets" }, { "end": 2794.962, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2785.126, "text": "longer. It's matted, it's dreaded, it's braided.\nHer clothes are a bit tattered, but just sort of--" }, { "end": 2807.753, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2794.962, "text": "she's a bit of a mess, and she has two different\ncolor eyes. One of them is a light greenish-blue," }, { "end": 2818.819, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2807.753, "text": "and the other is a violet color. And she's very\nstandoffish, hunch-y, arms folded." }, { "end": 2826.236, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2818.819, "text": " You watch as these figures slowly move from\ntable to table, the tiefling engaging in some" }, { "end": 2832.9429999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2826.236, "text": "distant conversation, leaving a slip of paper,\nwalking to the next table. 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Did I catch any of that?" }, { "end": 2859.124, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2855.326, "text": " They've completed distributing, so you don't\nsee any coin, unfortunately." }, { "end": 2867.245, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2859.124, "text": " Well. I don't believe I've ever seen a\ngroup of people more in need of a good time in my" }, { "end": 2875.442, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2867.245, "text": "entire life. Mollymauk Tealeaf of the Fletching\nand Moondrop Traveling Carnival of Curiosities. If" }, { "end": 2881.639, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2875.442, "text": "there was ever a group of people that needed a\ngood time to go out, have a laugh, see things that" }, { "end": 2887.0550000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2881.639, "text": "you have never seen before, and my god, take my\nword for it, one month's time, people will be" }, { "end": 2892.848, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2887.055, "text": "buying your ale to hear the tale of what you saw\nat the Traveling Carnival of Curiosities this night." }, { "end": 2895.916, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2892.848, "text": " We saw your tent going up! We did!" }, { "end": 2900.8010000000004, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2895.916, "text": " We were actually going to go without the\nflyer, but now we also have a flyer." }, { "end": 2905.863, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2900.801, "text": " It's just five copper. A steal. At five\nsilver, it would be a steal, at five gold? Worth" }, { "end": 2912.5629999999996, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2905.863, "text": "every penny. But if you've got the five copper to\nspend, we would happily have you all." }, { "end": 2916.2850000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2912.563, "text": " Do you perform?" }, { "end": 2923.6209999999996, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2916.285, "text": " Ah. I'm less of a performer and more of\nan intermediary for these parts. I do on occasion" }, { "end": 2926.313, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2923.621, "text": "perform. I can read fortunes--" }, { "end": 2929.318, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2926.313, "text": " (gasps) I was going to ask if you read\nfortunes! Can you do one now?" }, { "end": 2930.847, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2929.318, "text": " I knew you were going to ask that." }, { "end": 2934.943, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2930.847, "text": " (gasps) Oh my gosh, you're so smart. Look\nat this guy, he knows everything!" }, { "end": 2937.3480000000004, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2934.943, "text": " I'm going to sit down at the table." }, { "end": 2941.9629999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2937.348, "text": " Okay. He goes and sits down at this table,\nfinishing his presentation. One of the barmaids" }, { "end": 2946.253, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2941.963, "text": "comes up to you, and looks up. You're standing\nalmost a solid seven inches taller than her." }, { "end": 2949.936, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2946.253, "text": "\"Miss, can I get you a drink?\"" }, { "end": 2952.4030000000002, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2949.936, "text": " (deadpan) Yes could I have a drink,\nplease. Just some ale." }, { "end": 2955.828, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2952.403, "text": " \"Coming right up. Any preferences for the\nfamily? Baumbauch?\"" }, { "end": 2957.835, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2955.828, "text": " Stay clear of Baumbauch. They're dicks." }, { "end": 2959.39, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2957.835, "text": " That's kind of true." }, { "end": 2960.718, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2959.39, "text": " Just a big." }, { "end": 2963.598, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2960.718, "text": " \"Husseldorf, then. All right. Be right\nback.\" And she wanders off." }, { "end": 2968.97, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2963.598, "text": " Well. Who has coin for a fortune?" }, { "end": 2970.8349999999996, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2968.97, "text": " Do you know my name?" }, { "end": 2973.069, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2970.835, "text": " What is your name?" }, { "end": 2974.152, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2973.069, "text": " Jester." }, { "end": 2975.323, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2974.152, "text": " I know your name now!" }, { "end": 2977.118, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2975.323, "text": "LAURA and TALIESIN: (laugh)" }, { "end": 2978.41, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2977.118, "text": " What is your name?" }, { "end": 2981.9579999999996, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2978.41, "text": " Oh, my name is Molly to my friends, and\nwe're friends, now, aren't we? Pleasure." }, { "end": 2984.099, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2981.958, "text": " Molly. Look at this guy." }, { "end": 2987.1820000000002, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2984.099, "text": " Mollymauk. Molly for short. This is\nYasha, she's a charm." }, { "end": 2989.1099999999997, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2987.182, "text": " Hello." }, { "end": 2992.679, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2989.11, "text": " Yasha. Yasha." }, { "end": 2995.294, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2992.679, "text": " Now. Would anyone like a fortune read?" }, { "end": 2996.479, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2995.294, "text": " I would love one." }, { "end": 2997.7799999999997, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2996.479, "text": " Do you have coin?" }, { "end": 2999.476, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2997.78, "text": " Yes. How much do you want?" } ]

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You're making a big deal out of it." }, { "end": 2640.814, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2639.22, "text": " Somebody asked why she was wrapped up." }, { "end": 2641.814, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2640.814, "text": " No, nobody asked." }, { "end": 2644.466, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2641.814, "text": " Somebody said the words-- this is Liam--\n\"Why are you all wrapped up?\"" }, { "end": 2648.105, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2644.466, "text": " Oh, I asked if she was cold." }, { "end": 2651.526, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2648.105, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 2652.902, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 2651.526, "text": " That's concern." }, { "end": 2654.398, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2652.902, "text": " As Caleb finishes oversharing." }, { "end": 2657.3790000000004, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2654.398, "text": " Vaxleth is over. It's so over!" }, { "end": 2660.9519999999998, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2657.379, "text": " Those are old times, man. That was a\ndifferent universe. Different life." }, { "end": 2672.934, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2660.952, "text": " At this point, there is a bit of a commotion\ntowards the entrance of the tavern. Two shadows" }, { "end": 2679.786, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2672.934, "text": "step into the doorway of the nearish-noonday sun.\nThe figures, one eclipsing the other from behind," }, { "end": 2686.226, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2679.786, "text": "begin to step in. You notice one of them begins to\nstep from table to table, glancing about with a" }, { "end": 2691.962, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2686.226, "text": "sort of grace to the movement, the other staying a\nfew feet behind. Taliesin, if you'd like to" }, { "end": 2693.505, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2691.962, "text": "describe your character, please." }, { "end": 2695.062, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2693.505, "text": " I didn't think we were going to meet you so\nsoon!" }, { "end": 2697.2039999999997, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2695.062, "text": " Neither did I." }, { "end": 2698.474, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2697.204, "text": " I didn't either." }, { "end": 2710.431, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2698.474, "text": " But here we are. A lavender-- damn it,\nTravis. A lavender tiefling with red eyes and very" }, { "end": 2717.223, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2710.431, "text": "pierced, extremely ostentatious horns that are\npierced with little gems and little baubles. He's" }, { "end": 2722.96, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2717.223, "text": "got a tattoo that seems to be running up the side\nof his face, a peacock tattoo that goes off into" }, { "end": 2735.775, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2722.96, "text": "his very ostentatious, ridiculous, overblown robes\nthat he wears. His two swords and pouch dangling at" }, { "end": 2742.7850000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2735.775, "text": "the side of his hips. He's very broad in his\ndress." }, { "end": 2744.924, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 2742.785, "text": " So a literal and figurative peacock." }, { "end": 2746.276, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2744.924, "text": " Oh yes." }, { "end": 2747.853, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 2746.276, "text": " One of your characters? No." }, { "end": 2749.483, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2747.853, "text": " I know, mine. Who knew?" }, { "end": 2754.3120000000004, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2749.483, "text": " As this tiefling darts from table to table,\na few feet behind, you see--" }, { "end": 2756.89, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2754.312, "text": " Wait, did you say your name?" }, { "end": 2758.086, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2756.89, "text": " I didn't say my name." }, { "end": 2769.153, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2758.086, "text": " Okay. So there is a woman behind him. Taller\nthan your average... lass." }, { "end": 2772.7, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2769.153, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 2785.1259999999997, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2772.7, "text": " She's very, very, very pale-skinned. Her\nhair is black that starts to turn white as it gets" }, { "end": 2794.962, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2785.126, "text": "longer. It's matted, it's dreaded, it's braided.\nHer clothes are a bit tattered, but just sort of--" }, { "end": 2807.753, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2794.962, "text": "she's a bit of a mess, and she has two different\ncolor eyes. One of them is a light greenish-blue," }, { "end": 2818.819, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2807.753, "text": "and the other is a violet color. And she's very\nstandoffish, hunch-y, arms folded." }, { "end": 2826.236, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2818.819, "text": " You watch as these figures slowly move from\ntable to table, the tiefling engaging in some" }, { "end": 2832.9429999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2826.236, "text": "distant conversation, leaving a slip of paper,\nwalking to the next table. 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Did I catch any of that?" }, { "end": 2859.124, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2855.326, "text": " They've completed distributing, so you don't\nsee any coin, unfortunately." }, { "end": 2867.245, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2859.124, "text": " Well. I don't believe I've ever seen a\ngroup of people more in need of a good time in my" }, { "end": 2875.442, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2867.245, "text": "entire life. Mollymauk Tealeaf of the Fletching\nand Moondrop Traveling Carnival of Curiosities. If" }, { "end": 2881.639, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2875.442, "text": "there was ever a group of people that needed a\ngood time to go out, have a laugh, see things that" }, { "end": 2887.0550000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2881.639, "text": "you have never seen before, and my god, take my\nword for it, one month's time, people will be" }, { "end": 2892.848, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2887.055, "text": "buying your ale to hear the tale of what you saw\nat the Traveling Carnival of Curiosities this night." }, { "end": 2895.916, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2892.848, "text": " We saw your tent going up! We did!" }, { "end": 2900.8010000000004, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2895.916, "text": " We were actually going to go without the\nflyer, but now we also have a flyer." }, { "end": 2905.863, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2900.801, "text": " It's just five copper. A steal. At five\nsilver, it would be a steal, at five gold? Worth" }, { "end": 2912.5629999999996, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2905.863, "text": "every penny. But if you've got the five copper to\nspend, we would happily have you all." }, { "end": 2916.2850000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2912.563, "text": " Do you perform?" }, { "end": 2923.6209999999996, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2916.285, "text": " Ah. I'm less of a performer and more of\nan intermediary for these parts. I do on occasion" }, { "end": 2926.313, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2923.621, "text": "perform. I can read fortunes--" }, { "end": 2929.318, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2926.313, "text": " (gasps) I was going to ask if you read\nfortunes! Can you do one now?" }, { "end": 2930.847, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2929.318, "text": " I knew you were going to ask that." }, { "end": 2934.943, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2930.847, "text": " (gasps) Oh my gosh, you're so smart. Look\nat this guy, he knows everything!" }, { "end": 2937.3480000000004, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2934.943, "text": " I'm going to sit down at the table." }, { "end": 2941.9629999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2937.348, "text": " Okay. He goes and sits down at this table,\nfinishing his presentation. One of the barmaids" }, { "end": 2946.253, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2941.963, "text": "comes up to you, and looks up. You're standing\nalmost a solid seven inches taller than her." }, { "end": 2949.936, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2946.253, "text": "\"Miss, can I get you a drink?\"" }, { "end": 2952.4030000000002, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2949.936, "text": " (deadpan) Yes could I have a drink,\nplease. Just some ale." }, { "end": 2955.828, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2952.403, "text": " \"Coming right up. Any preferences for the\nfamily? Baumbauch?\"" }, { "end": 2957.835, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2955.828, "text": " Stay clear of Baumbauch. They're dicks." }, { "end": 2959.39, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2957.835, "text": " That's kind of true." }, { "end": 2960.718, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2959.39, "text": " Just a big." }, { "end": 2963.598, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2960.718, "text": " \"Husseldorf, then. All right. Be right\nback.\" And she wanders off." }, { "end": 2968.97, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2963.598, "text": " Well. Who has coin for a fortune?" }, { "end": 2970.8349999999996, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2968.97, "text": " Do you know my name?" }, { "end": 2973.069, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2970.835, "text": " What is your name?" }, { "end": 2974.152, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2973.069, "text": " Jester." }, { "end": 2975.323, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2974.152, "text": " I know your name now!" }, { "end": 2977.118, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2975.323, "text": "LAURA and TALIESIN: (laugh)" }, { "end": 2978.41, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2977.118, "text": " What is your name?" }, { "end": 2981.9579999999996, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2978.41, "text": " Oh, my name is Molly to my friends, and\nwe're friends, now, aren't we? Pleasure." }, { "end": 2984.099, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2981.958, "text": " Molly. Look at this guy." }, { "end": 2987.1820000000002, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2984.099, "text": " Mollymauk. Molly for short. This is\nYasha, she's a charm." }, { "end": 2989.1099999999997, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2987.182, "text": " Hello." }, { "end": 2992.679, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2989.11, "text": " Yasha. Yasha." }, { "end": 2995.294, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2992.679, "text": " Now. Would anyone like a fortune read?" }, { "end": 2996.479, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2995.294, "text": " I would love one." }, { "end": 2997.7799999999997, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2996.479, "text": " Do you have coin?" }, { "end": 2999.476, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2997.78, "text": " Yes. How much do you want?" } ]

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Who knew?" }, { "end": 2754.3120000000004, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2749.483, "text": " As this tiefling darts from table to table,\na few feet behind, you see--" }, { "end": 2756.89, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2754.312, "text": " Wait, did you say your name?" }, { "end": 2758.086, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2756.89, "text": " I didn't say my name." }, { "end": 2769.153, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2758.086, "text": " Okay. So there is a woman behind him. Taller\nthan your average... lass." }, { "end": 2772.7, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2769.153, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 2785.1259999999997, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2772.7, "text": " She's very, very, very pale-skinned. Her\nhair is black that starts to turn white as it gets" }, { "end": 2794.962, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2785.126, "text": "longer. 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Did I catch any of that?" }, { "end": 2859.124, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2855.326, "text": " They've completed distributing, so you don't\nsee any coin, unfortunately." }, { "end": 2867.245, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2859.124, "text": " Well. I don't believe I've ever seen a\ngroup of people more in need of a good time in my" }, { "end": 2875.442, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2867.245, "text": "entire life. Mollymauk Tealeaf of the Fletching\nand Moondrop Traveling Carnival of Curiosities. If" }, { "end": 2881.639, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2875.442, "text": "there was ever a group of people that needed a\ngood time to go out, have a laugh, see things that" }, { "end": 2887.0550000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2881.639, "text": "you have never seen before, and my god, take my\nword for it, one month's time, people will be" }, { "end": 2892.848, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2887.055, "text": "buying your ale to hear the tale of what you saw\nat the Traveling Carnival of Curiosities this night." }, { "end": 2895.916, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2892.848, "text": " We saw your tent going up! We did!" }, { "end": 2900.8010000000004, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2895.916, "text": " We were actually going to go without the\nflyer, but now we also have a flyer." }, { "end": 2905.863, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2900.801, "text": " It's just five copper. A steal. At five\nsilver, it would be a steal, at five gold? Worth" }, { "end": 2912.5629999999996, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2905.863, "text": "every penny. But if you've got the five copper to\nspend, we would happily have you all." }, { "end": 2916.2850000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2912.563, "text": " Do you perform?" }, { "end": 2923.6209999999996, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2916.285, "text": " Ah. I'm less of a performer and more of\nan intermediary for these parts. I do on occasion" }, { "end": 2926.313, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2923.621, "text": "perform. I can read fortunes--" }, { "end": 2929.318, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2926.313, "text": " (gasps) I was going to ask if you read\nfortunes! Can you do one now?" }, { "end": 2930.847, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2929.318, "text": " I knew you were going to ask that." }, { "end": 2934.943, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2930.847, "text": " (gasps) Oh my gosh, you're so smart. Look\nat this guy, he knows everything!" }, { "end": 2937.3480000000004, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2934.943, "text": " I'm going to sit down at the table." }, { "end": 2941.9629999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2937.348, "text": " Okay. He goes and sits down at this table,\nfinishing his presentation. One of the barmaids" }, { "end": 2946.253, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2941.963, "text": "comes up to you, and looks up. You're standing\nalmost a solid seven inches taller than her." }, { "end": 2949.936, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2946.253, "text": "\"Miss, can I get you a drink?\"" }, { "end": 2952.4030000000002, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2949.936, "text": " (deadpan) Yes could I have a drink,\nplease. Just some ale." }, { "end": 2955.828, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2952.403, "text": " \"Coming right up. Any preferences for the\nfamily? Baumbauch?\"" }, { "end": 2957.835, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2955.828, "text": " Stay clear of Baumbauch. They're dicks." }, { "end": 2959.39, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2957.835, "text": " That's kind of true." }, { "end": 2960.718, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2959.39, "text": " Just a big." }, { "end": 2963.598, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 2960.718, "text": " \"Husseldorf, then. All right. Be right\nback.\" And she wanders off." }, { "end": 2968.97, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2963.598, "text": " Well. Who has coin for a fortune?" }, { "end": 2970.8349999999996, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2968.97, "text": " Do you know my name?" }, { "end": 2973.069, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2970.835, "text": " What is your name?" }, { "end": 2974.152, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2973.069, "text": " Jester." }, { "end": 2975.323, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2974.152, "text": " I know your name now!" }, { "end": 2977.118, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2975.323, "text": "LAURA and TALIESIN: (laugh)" }, { "end": 2978.41, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2977.118, "text": " What is your name?" }, { "end": 2981.9579999999996, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2978.41, "text": " Oh, my name is Molly to my friends, and\nwe're friends, now, aren't we? Pleasure." }, { "end": 2984.099, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2981.958, "text": " Molly. Look at this guy." }, { "end": 2987.1820000000002, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2984.099, "text": " Mollymauk. Molly for short. This is\nYasha, she's a charm." }, { "end": 2989.1099999999997, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 2987.182, "text": " Hello." }, { "end": 2992.679, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 2989.11, "text": " Yasha. Yasha." }, { "end": 2995.294, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2992.679, "text": " Now. Would anyone like a fortune read?" }, { "end": 2996.479, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2995.294, "text": " I would love one." }, { "end": 2997.7799999999997, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2996.479, "text": " Do you have coin?" }, { "end": 2999.476, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 2997.78, "text": " Yes. How much do you want?" } ]

[ { "end": 3000.5730000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2999.476, "text": " Two copper." }, { "end": 3002.663, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3000.573, "text": " Two copper, okay, I just got some copper.\nHere you go." }, { "end": 3005.502, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3002.663, "text": " Mark down your two copper. (laughs)" }, { "end": 3014.984, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3005.502, "text": " I am taking this in. All right. (sighs)\nI'm going to try and do this." }, { "end": 3017.402, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3014.984, "text": " Oh my gosh, really?" }, { "end": 3027.866, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3017.402, "text": " So, as he pulls out a small set of cards and\nbegins to shuffle them, go ahead and roll an" }, { "end": 3029.625, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3027.866, "text": "insight check." }, { "end": 3034.082, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3029.625, "text": " (deadpan) He's really quite good, you\nall should line up and get your fortunes told." }, { "end": 3036.1409999999996, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3034.229, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3038.332, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3036.141, "text": " Let's do a 16 there." }, { "end": 3043.7729999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3038.332, "text": " Okay, so you get a brief conversation here,\nyou get a pretty solid read: the excitability, the" }, { "end": 3049.8360000000002, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3043.773, "text": "eagerness, and the exuberant interest in just\ngetting in your face that this person wants-- any" }, { "end": 3054.2349999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3049.836, "text": "fortune you tell will probably suffice. Go ahead\nand roll a sleight-of-hand check as well." }, { "end": 3057.0840000000003, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3054.235, "text": " Look at this fucking game!" }, { "end": 3059.2709999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3057.084, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3060.6710000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3059.271, "text": " Also 16." }, { "end": 3068.7129999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3060.671, "text": " Yeah. And you feel pretty confident that her\neyes are locked onto your eyes at the moment and" }, { "end": 3073.2650000000003, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3068.713, "text": "not the deck, as you set up a proper reading. And\nthe cards are shuffled, set, you place them before" }, { "end": 3075.016, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3073.265, "text": "you, and you may give your fortune." }, { "end": 3079.952, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3075.016, "text": " I'm going to just keep my eyes open for any\ntricks of the hand, sleight-of-hand-y-type tricks." }, { "end": 3081.233, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3079.952, "text": " Make a perception check." }, { "end": 3085.5190000000002, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3081.233, "text": " Okay. Perception. 14." }, { "end": 3088.171, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3085.519, "text": " 14. All right. Everything seems pretty\nabove-board." }, { "end": 3097.027, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3088.171, "text": " Your first card, the Silver Dragon. This\nis good. You're pure, you're virtue, you are a" }, { "end": 3101.823, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3097.027, "text": "worthwhile and wonderful human being, obviously,\nor creature of some repute." }, { "end": 3103.886, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3101.823, "text": " That's what everyone always tells me." }, { "end": 3107.79, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3103.886, "text": " It's true. And heading towards the\nAnvil." }, { "end": 3109.566, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3107.79, "text": " What is that?" }, { "end": 3111.109, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3109.566, "text": " That is a destiny forged." }, { "end": 3113.15, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3111.109, "text": " (deadpan) Ohh." }, { "end": 3116.504, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3113.15, "text": " There is something bright and\nadventurous in your future." }, { "end": 3124.0609999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3116.504, "text": " Wow! You know, we did just defeat a really\nbig snake? So maybe there's even bigger things" }, { "end": 3125.619, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3124.061, "text": "coming up, you know?" }, { "end": 3127.085, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3125.619, "text": " Can I make another roll?" }, { "end": 3128.204, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3127.085, "text": " Sure." }, { "end": 3130.587, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3128.204, "text": " Ashley confirmed worst hype-man ever." }, { "end": 3133.163, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3130.587, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3134.413, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3133.163, "text": " 19." }, { "end": 3138.447, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3134.413, "text": " Yeah, easy enough. Even with discerning eyes\nat the table, you are at the top of your game." }, { "end": 3140.645, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3138.447, "text": " The Serpent card appears. Of course you\ndid." }, { "end": 3144.752, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3140.645, "text": " (gasps) Oh my gosh! Look at that! How did\nyou even do that?" }, { "end": 3147.954, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3144.752, "text": " That's all the cards. I'm simply a\nvessel for higher powers." }, { "end": 3155.25, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3147.954, "text": " While everybody's watching this shit happen,\nmay I cast Detect Magic?" }, { "end": 3163.038, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3155.25, "text": " You may. You lean back and subtly begin a brief\nmuttering of an incantation, your fingers wash" }, { "end": 3171.849, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3163.038, "text": "through the air, a faint silver gleam across your\nfingertips. Nothing magical shows up in the" }, { "end": 3173.717, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3171.849, "text": "immediate vicinity." }, { "end": 3177.051, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3173.717, "text": " Will you ask the cards if I'm going to find\nhim?" }, { "end": 3181.1259999999997, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3177.051, "text": " If you're going to find her?" }, { "end": 3182.424, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3181.126, "text": " Him." }, { "end": 3186.408, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3182.424, "text": " Give me a little bit more. Who's this\n'him' that you're looking for?" }, { "end": 3188.36, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3186.408, "text": " I'm looking for my dad." }, { "end": 3189.764, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3188.36, "text": " 14." }, { "end": 3194.255, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3189.764, "text": " You fumble for a second, but the card still\nfinds its way through without issue." }, { "end": 3205.7760000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3194.255, "text": " Pushing through, pushing through. The\nEye card pulls up. You've already found the clue" }, { "end": 3207.9159999999997, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3205.776, "text": "you're looking for. You just don't know what it is\nyet." }, { "end": 3209.398, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3207.916, "text": " Really?" }, { "end": 3213.0170000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3209.398, "text": " Apparently. Well, it's what the cards\nare saying. It's right in front of you." }, { "end": 3215.845, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3213.017, "text": " Wow. Does it say how long ago I found it?\nBecause that's--" }, { "end": 3218.183, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3215.845, "text": " Sadly, I don't have that sort of\nspecifics. That's much more expensive." }, { "end": 3221.515, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3218.183, "text": " That's going to take a lot of thinking." }, { "end": 3225.824, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3221.515, "text": " Well, you find us at the show, you'll\nfind my tent and I'd be happy to give you a more" }, { "end": 3227.023, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3225.824, "text": "complicated reading." }, { "end": 3228.565, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3227.023, "text": " I can't wait! It's going to be so much\nfun." }, { "end": 3229.6820000000002, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3228.565, "text": " So much fun." }, { "end": 3234.4689999999996, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3229.682, "text": " Yasha, at this point, the barmaid, Adelaine,\ncomes up and hands you the ordered ale." }, { "end": 3237.034, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3234.469, "text": " Thank you, my lady." }, { "end": 3239.1530000000002, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3237.034, "text": " \"On the house.\"" }, { "end": 3240.7059999999997, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3239.153, "text": " On the house!" }, { "end": 3242.882, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3240.706, "text": " That's very kind of you." }, { "end": 3245.192, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3242.882, "text": " Do you perform in the circus, too?" }, { "end": 3250.997, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3245.192, "text": " No. I do not. I just-- I put it up." }, { "end": 3253.236, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3250.997, "text": " Oh, cool." }, { "end": 3255.428, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3253.236, "text": " The tent." }, { "end": 3258.5969999999998, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3255.428, "text": " It's a big tent. It would take a lot of\nwork." }, { "end": 3265.523, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3258.597, "text": " I put up the stage, I move things around.\nI'm very strong. But I don't do anything in the show." }, { "end": 3269.8230000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3265.523, "text": " Some of our acts are a little\ncomplicated, with performers who are not of the" }, { "end": 3274.689, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3269.823, "text": "traditional variety. Can make some of the locals\nget a little shifty, if you know what I mean, and" }, { "end": 3278.4089999999997, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3274.689, "text": "it's good to have a few people around who are\ncapable of keeping issues contained." }, { "end": 3283.109, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3278.409, "text": " Is that why it says 'No admittance to the\nelderly'? You don't want to deal with those riley" }, { "end": 3289.278, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3283.109, "text": "elderly. Or the ill, yeah. Why no elderly, though?\nIll kind of makes sense, but elderly?" }, { "end": 3292.8819999999996, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3289.278, "text": " We cannot be held responsible for\nanything that may happen to someone who is ill or" }, { "end": 3298.029, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3292.882, "text": "infirm. It is such an exciting, impressive show." }, { "end": 3303.086, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3298.029, "text": " We've had people die watching it.\nYeah. It's just that exciting. Just from" }, { "end": 3304.14, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3303.086, "text": "excitement." }, { "end": 3306.044, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3304.14, "text": " Did they die in the show, or from watching\nit?" }, { "end": 3308.926, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3306.044, "text": " Yeah, just like heart attack. Just from\ngetting so excited, I guess." }, { "end": 3312.044, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3308.926, "text": " We gotta get so wasted." }, { "end": 3315.964, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3312.044, "text": " When is it? How long is it? When is it?" }, { "end": 3319.869, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3315.964, "text": " It is actually the day of Grissen, and your\nfirst show is today." }, { "end": 3321.411, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3319.869, "text": " First show is tonight." }, { "end": 3323.472, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3321.411, "text": " Well, we have plans tonight!" }, { "end": 3324.768, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3323.472, "text": " Yay!" }, { "end": 3327.772, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3324.768, "text": " Do you stinky people want to come with us?" }, { "end": 3335.2999999999997, "speaker": "SAN", "start": 3327.772, "text": " I-- Caleb, we don't have any plans tonight. I\nguess we could go along. I wouldn't mind seeing it." }, { "end": 3337.224, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3335.3, "text": " It'll be fun!" }, { "end": 3340.962, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3337.224, "text": " Or you could stay here and buy beer for\nthe people who do see the shows, and you can hear" }, { "end": 3342.594, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3340.962, "text": "all about it and pay more." }, { "end": 3344.339, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3342.594, "text": " Yeah, we can go." }, { "end": 3346.41, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3344.339, "text": " It's going to be so much fun." }, { "end": 3349.845, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3346.41, "text": " Yeah, yeah, it sounds like a good night.\nYeah." }, { "end": 3353.7709999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3349.845, "text": " Look at all these friends we're making\nhere. This is a good city." }, { "end": 3357.0660000000003, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3353.771, "text": " Yeah, it is." }, { "end": 3358.4979999999996, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3357.066, "text": " Yeah, yeah." }, { "end": 3365.661, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3358.498, "text": " You are all the most charming people I've\nmet in-- yes. I finish my beer. (sighs) Well, we'd" }, { "end": 3366.954, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3365.661, "text": "better be getting on." } ]

[ { "end": 3000.5730000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2999.476, "text": " Two copper." }, { "end": 3002.663, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3000.573, "text": " Two copper, okay, I just got some copper.\nHere you go." }, { "end": 3005.502, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3002.663, "text": " Mark down your two copper. (laughs)" }, { "end": 3014.984, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3005.502, "text": " I am taking this in. All right. (sighs)\nI'm going to try and do this." }, { "end": 3017.402, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3014.984, "text": " Oh my gosh, really?" }, { "end": 3027.866, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3017.402, "text": " So, as he pulls out a small set of cards and\nbegins to shuffle them, go ahead and roll an" }, { "end": 3029.625, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3027.866, "text": "insight check." }, { "end": 3034.082, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3029.625, "text": " (deadpan) He's really quite good, you\nall should line up and get your fortunes told." }, { "end": 3036.1409999999996, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3034.229, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3038.332, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3036.141, "text": " Let's do a 16 there." }, { "end": 3043.7729999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3038.332, "text": " Okay, so you get a brief conversation here,\nyou get a pretty solid read: the excitability, the" }, { "end": 3049.8360000000002, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3043.773, "text": "eagerness, and the exuberant interest in just\ngetting in your face that this person wants-- any" }, { "end": 3054.2349999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3049.836, "text": "fortune you tell will probably suffice. Go ahead\nand roll a sleight-of-hand check as well." }, { "end": 3057.0840000000003, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3054.235, "text": " Look at this fucking game!" }, { "end": 3059.2709999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3057.084, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3060.6710000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3059.271, "text": " Also 16." }, { "end": 3068.7129999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3060.671, "text": " Yeah. And you feel pretty confident that her\neyes are locked onto your eyes at the moment and" }, { "end": 3073.2650000000003, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3068.713, "text": "not the deck, as you set up a proper reading. And\nthe cards are shuffled, set, you place them before" }, { "end": 3075.016, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3073.265, "text": "you, and you may give your fortune." }, { "end": 3079.952, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3075.016, "text": " I'm going to just keep my eyes open for any\ntricks of the hand, sleight-of-hand-y-type tricks." }, { "end": 3081.233, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3079.952, "text": " Make a perception check." }, { "end": 3085.5190000000002, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3081.233, "text": " Okay. Perception. 14." }, { "end": 3088.171, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3085.519, "text": " 14. All right. Everything seems pretty\nabove-board." }, { "end": 3097.027, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3088.171, "text": " Your first card, the Silver Dragon. This\nis good. You're pure, you're virtue, you are a" }, { "end": 3101.823, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3097.027, "text": "worthwhile and wonderful human being, obviously,\nor creature of some repute." }, { "end": 3103.886, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3101.823, "text": " That's what everyone always tells me." }, { "end": 3107.79, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3103.886, "text": " It's true. And heading towards the\nAnvil." }, { "end": 3109.566, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3107.79, "text": " What is that?" }, { "end": 3111.109, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3109.566, "text": " That is a destiny forged." }, { "end": 3113.15, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3111.109, "text": " (deadpan) Ohh." }, { "end": 3116.504, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3113.15, "text": " There is something bright and\nadventurous in your future." }, { "end": 3124.0609999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3116.504, "text": " Wow! You know, we did just defeat a really\nbig snake? So maybe there's even bigger things" }, { "end": 3125.619, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3124.061, "text": "coming up, you know?" }, { "end": 3127.085, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3125.619, "text": " Can I make another roll?" }, { "end": 3128.204, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3127.085, "text": " Sure." }, { "end": 3130.587, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3128.204, "text": " Ashley confirmed worst hype-man ever." }, { "end": 3133.163, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3130.587, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3134.413, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3133.163, "text": " 19." }, { "end": 3138.447, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3134.413, "text": " Yeah, easy enough. Even with discerning eyes\nat the table, you are at the top of your game." }, { "end": 3140.645, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3138.447, "text": " The Serpent card appears. Of course you\ndid." }, { "end": 3144.752, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3140.645, "text": " (gasps) Oh my gosh! Look at that! How did\nyou even do that?" }, { "end": 3147.954, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3144.752, "text": " That's all the cards. I'm simply a\nvessel for higher powers." }, { "end": 3155.25, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3147.954, "text": " While everybody's watching this shit happen,\nmay I cast Detect Magic?" }, { "end": 3163.038, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3155.25, "text": " You may. You lean back and subtly begin a brief\nmuttering of an incantation, your fingers wash" }, { "end": 3171.849, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3163.038, "text": "through the air, a faint silver gleam across your\nfingertips. Nothing magical shows up in the" }, { "end": 3173.717, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3171.849, "text": "immediate vicinity." }, { "end": 3177.051, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3173.717, "text": " Will you ask the cards if I'm going to find\nhim?" }, { "end": 3181.1259999999997, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3177.051, "text": " If you're going to find her?" }, { "end": 3182.424, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3181.126, "text": " Him." }, { "end": 3186.408, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3182.424, "text": " Give me a little bit more. Who's this\n'him' that you're looking for?" }, { "end": 3188.36, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3186.408, "text": " I'm looking for my dad." }, { "end": 3189.764, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3188.36, "text": " 14." }, { "end": 3194.255, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3189.764, "text": " You fumble for a second, but the card still\nfinds its way through without issue." }, { "end": 3205.7760000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3194.255, "text": " Pushing through, pushing through. The\nEye card pulls up. You've already found the clue" }, { "end": 3207.9159999999997, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3205.776, "text": "you're looking for. You just don't know what it is\nyet." }, { "end": 3209.398, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3207.916, "text": " Really?" }, { "end": 3213.0170000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3209.398, "text": " Apparently. Well, it's what the cards\nare saying. It's right in front of you." }, { "end": 3215.845, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3213.017, "text": " Wow. Does it say how long ago I found it?\nBecause that's--" }, { "end": 3218.183, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3215.845, "text": " Sadly, I don't have that sort of\nspecifics. That's much more expensive." }, { "end": 3221.515, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3218.183, "text": " That's going to take a lot of thinking." }, { "end": 3225.824, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3221.515, "text": " Well, you find us at the show, you'll\nfind my tent and I'd be happy to give you a more" }, { "end": 3227.023, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3225.824, "text": "complicated reading." }, { "end": 3228.565, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3227.023, "text": " I can't wait! It's going to be so much\nfun." }, { "end": 3229.6820000000002, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3228.565, "text": " So much fun." }, { "end": 3234.4689999999996, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3229.682, "text": " Yasha, at this point, the barmaid, Adelaine,\ncomes up and hands you the ordered ale." }, { "end": 3237.034, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3234.469, "text": " Thank you, my lady." }, { "end": 3239.1530000000002, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3237.034, "text": " \"On the house.\"" }, { "end": 3240.7059999999997, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3239.153, "text": " On the house!" }, { "end": 3242.882, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3240.706, "text": " That's very kind of you." }, { "end": 3245.192, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3242.882, "text": " Do you perform in the circus, too?" }, { "end": 3250.997, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3245.192, "text": " No. I do not. I just-- I put it up." }, { "end": 3253.236, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3250.997, "text": " Oh, cool." }, { "end": 3255.428, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3253.236, "text": " The tent." }, { "end": 3258.5969999999998, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3255.428, "text": " It's a big tent. It would take a lot of\nwork." }, { "end": 3265.523, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3258.597, "text": " I put up the stage, I move things around.\nI'm very strong. But I don't do anything in the show." }, { "end": 3269.8230000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3265.523, "text": " Some of our acts are a little\ncomplicated, with performers who are not of the" }, { "end": 3274.689, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3269.823, "text": "traditional variety. Can make some of the locals\nget a little shifty, if you know what I mean, and" }, { "end": 3278.4089999999997, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3274.689, "text": "it's good to have a few people around who are\ncapable of keeping issues contained." }, { "end": 3283.109, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3278.409, "text": " Is that why it says 'No admittance to the\nelderly'? You don't want to deal with those riley" }, { "end": 3289.278, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3283.109, "text": "elderly. Or the ill, yeah. Why no elderly, though?\nIll kind of makes sense, but elderly?" }, { "end": 3292.8819999999996, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3289.278, "text": " We cannot be held responsible for\nanything that may happen to someone who is ill or" }, { "end": 3298.029, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3292.882, "text": "infirm. It is such an exciting, impressive show." }, { "end": 3303.086, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3298.029, "text": " We've had people die watching it.\nYeah. It's just that exciting. Just from" }, { "end": 3304.14, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3303.086, "text": "excitement." }, { "end": 3306.044, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3304.14, "text": " Did they die in the show, or from watching\nit?" }, { "end": 3308.926, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3306.044, "text": " Yeah, just like heart attack. Just from\ngetting so excited, I guess." }, { "end": 3312.044, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3308.926, "text": " We gotta get so wasted." }, { "end": 3315.964, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3312.044, "text": " When is it? How long is it? When is it?" }, { "end": 3319.869, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3315.964, "text": " It is actually the day of Grissen, and your\nfirst show is today." }, { "end": 3321.411, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3319.869, "text": " First show is tonight." }, { "end": 3323.472, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3321.411, "text": " Well, we have plans tonight!" }, { "end": 3324.768, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3323.472, "text": " Yay!" }, { "end": 3327.772, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3324.768, "text": " Do you stinky people want to come with us?" }, { "end": 3335.2999999999997, "speaker": "SAN", "start": 3327.772, "text": " I-- Caleb, we don't have any plans tonight. I\nguess we could go along. I wouldn't mind seeing it." }, { "end": 3337.224, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3335.3, "text": " It'll be fun!" }, { "end": 3340.962, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3337.224, "text": " Or you could stay here and buy beer for\nthe people who do see the shows, and you can hear" }, { "end": 3342.594, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3340.962, "text": "all about it and pay more." }, { "end": 3344.339, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3342.594, "text": " Yeah, we can go." }, { "end": 3346.41, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3344.339, "text": " It's going to be so much fun." }, { "end": 3349.845, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3346.41, "text": " Yeah, yeah, it sounds like a good night.\nYeah." }, { "end": 3353.7709999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3349.845, "text": " Look at all these friends we're making\nhere. This is a good city." }, { "end": 3357.0660000000003, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3353.771, "text": " Yeah, it is." }, { "end": 3358.4979999999996, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3357.066, "text": " Yeah, yeah." }, { "end": 3365.661, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3358.498, "text": " You are all the most charming people I've\nmet in-- yes. I finish my beer. (sighs) Well, we'd" }, { "end": 3366.954, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3365.661, "text": "better be getting on." } ]

[ { "end": 3000.5730000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2999.476, "text": " Two copper." }, { "end": 3002.663, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3000.573, "text": " Two copper, okay, I just got some copper.\nHere you go." }, { "end": 3005.502, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3002.663, "text": " Mark down your two copper. (laughs)" }, { "end": 3014.984, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3005.502, "text": " I am taking this in. All right. (sighs)\nI'm going to try and do this." }, { "end": 3017.402, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3014.984, "text": " Oh my gosh, really?" }, { "end": 3027.866, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3017.402, "text": " So, as he pulls out a small set of cards and\nbegins to shuffle them, go ahead and roll an" }, { "end": 3029.625, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3027.866, "text": "insight check." }, { "end": 3034.082, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3029.625, "text": " (deadpan) He's really quite good, you\nall should line up and get your fortunes told." }, { "end": 3036.1409999999996, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3034.229, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3038.332, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3036.141, "text": " Let's do a 16 there." }, { "end": 3043.7729999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3038.332, "text": " Okay, so you get a brief conversation here,\nyou get a pretty solid read: the excitability, the" }, { "end": 3049.8360000000002, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3043.773, "text": "eagerness, and the exuberant interest in just\ngetting in your face that this person wants-- any" }, { "end": 3054.2349999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3049.836, "text": "fortune you tell will probably suffice. Go ahead\nand roll a sleight-of-hand check as well." }, { "end": 3057.0840000000003, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3054.235, "text": " Look at this fucking game!" }, { "end": 3059.2709999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3057.084, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3060.6710000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3059.271, "text": " Also 16." }, { "end": 3068.7129999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3060.671, "text": " Yeah. And you feel pretty confident that her\neyes are locked onto your eyes at the moment and" }, { "end": 3073.2650000000003, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3068.713, "text": "not the deck, as you set up a proper reading. And\nthe cards are shuffled, set, you place them before" }, { "end": 3075.016, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3073.265, "text": "you, and you may give your fortune." }, { "end": 3079.952, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3075.016, "text": " I'm going to just keep my eyes open for any\ntricks of the hand, sleight-of-hand-y-type tricks." }, { "end": 3081.233, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3079.952, "text": " Make a perception check." }, { "end": 3085.5190000000002, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3081.233, "text": " Okay. Perception. 14." }, { "end": 3088.171, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3085.519, "text": " 14. All right. Everything seems pretty\nabove-board." }, { "end": 3097.027, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3088.171, "text": " Your first card, the Silver Dragon. This\nis good. You're pure, you're virtue, you are a" }, { "end": 3101.823, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3097.027, "text": "worthwhile and wonderful human being, obviously,\nor creature of some repute." }, { "end": 3103.886, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3101.823, "text": " That's what everyone always tells me." }, { "end": 3107.79, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3103.886, "text": " It's true. And heading towards the\nAnvil." }, { "end": 3109.566, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3107.79, "text": " What is that?" }, { "end": 3111.109, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3109.566, "text": " That is a destiny forged." }, { "end": 3113.15, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3111.109, "text": " (deadpan) Ohh." }, { "end": 3116.504, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3113.15, "text": " There is something bright and\nadventurous in your future." }, { "end": 3124.0609999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3116.504, "text": " Wow! You know, we did just defeat a really\nbig snake? So maybe there's even bigger things" }, { "end": 3125.619, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3124.061, "text": "coming up, you know?" }, { "end": 3127.085, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3125.619, "text": " Can I make another roll?" }, { "end": 3128.204, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3127.085, "text": " Sure." }, { "end": 3130.587, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3128.204, "text": " Ashley confirmed worst hype-man ever." }, { "end": 3133.163, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3130.587, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3134.413, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3133.163, "text": " 19." }, { "end": 3138.447, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3134.413, "text": " Yeah, easy enough. Even with discerning eyes\nat the table, you are at the top of your game." }, { "end": 3140.645, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3138.447, "text": " The Serpent card appears. Of course you\ndid." }, { "end": 3144.752, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3140.645, "text": " (gasps) Oh my gosh! Look at that! How did\nyou even do that?" }, { "end": 3147.954, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3144.752, "text": " That's all the cards. I'm simply a\nvessel for higher powers." }, { "end": 3155.25, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3147.954, "text": " While everybody's watching this shit happen,\nmay I cast Detect Magic?" }, { "end": 3163.038, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3155.25, "text": " You may. You lean back and subtly begin a brief\nmuttering of an incantation, your fingers wash" }, { "end": 3171.849, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3163.038, "text": "through the air, a faint silver gleam across your\nfingertips. Nothing magical shows up in the" }, { "end": 3173.717, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3171.849, "text": "immediate vicinity." }, { "end": 3177.051, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3173.717, "text": " Will you ask the cards if I'm going to find\nhim?" }, { "end": 3181.1259999999997, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3177.051, "text": " If you're going to find her?" }, { "end": 3182.424, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3181.126, "text": " Him." }, { "end": 3186.408, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3182.424, "text": " Give me a little bit more. Who's this\n'him' that you're looking for?" }, { "end": 3188.36, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3186.408, "text": " I'm looking for my dad." }, { "end": 3189.764, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3188.36, "text": " 14." }, { "end": 3194.255, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3189.764, "text": " You fumble for a second, but the card still\nfinds its way through without issue." }, { "end": 3205.7760000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3194.255, "text": " Pushing through, pushing through. The\nEye card pulls up. You've already found the clue" }, { "end": 3207.9159999999997, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3205.776, "text": "you're looking for. You just don't know what it is\nyet." }, { "end": 3209.398, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3207.916, "text": " Really?" }, { "end": 3213.0170000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3209.398, "text": " Apparently. Well, it's what the cards\nare saying. It's right in front of you." }, { "end": 3215.845, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3213.017, "text": " Wow. Does it say how long ago I found it?\nBecause that's--" }, { "end": 3218.183, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3215.845, "text": " Sadly, I don't have that sort of\nspecifics. That's much more expensive." }, { "end": 3221.515, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3218.183, "text": " That's going to take a lot of thinking." }, { "end": 3225.824, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3221.515, "text": " Well, you find us at the show, you'll\nfind my tent and I'd be happy to give you a more" }, { "end": 3227.023, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3225.824, "text": "complicated reading." }, { "end": 3228.565, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3227.023, "text": " I can't wait! It's going to be so much\nfun." }, { "end": 3229.6820000000002, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3228.565, "text": " So much fun." }, { "end": 3234.4689999999996, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3229.682, "text": " Yasha, at this point, the barmaid, Adelaine,\ncomes up and hands you the ordered ale." }, { "end": 3237.034, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3234.469, "text": " Thank you, my lady." }, { "end": 3239.1530000000002, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3237.034, "text": " \"On the house.\"" }, { "end": 3240.7059999999997, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3239.153, "text": " On the house!" }, { "end": 3242.882, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3240.706, "text": " That's very kind of you." }, { "end": 3245.192, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3242.882, "text": " Do you perform in the circus, too?" }, { "end": 3250.997, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3245.192, "text": " No. I do not. I just-- I put it up." }, { "end": 3253.236, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3250.997, "text": " Oh, cool." }, { "end": 3255.428, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3253.236, "text": " The tent." }, { "end": 3258.5969999999998, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3255.428, "text": " It's a big tent. It would take a lot of\nwork." }, { "end": 3265.523, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3258.597, "text": " I put up the stage, I move things around.\nI'm very strong. But I don't do anything in the show." }, { "end": 3269.8230000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3265.523, "text": " Some of our acts are a little\ncomplicated, with performers who are not of the" }, { "end": 3274.689, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3269.823, "text": "traditional variety. Can make some of the locals\nget a little shifty, if you know what I mean, and" }, { "end": 3278.4089999999997, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3274.689, "text": "it's good to have a few people around who are\ncapable of keeping issues contained." }, { "end": 3283.109, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3278.409, "text": " Is that why it says 'No admittance to the\nelderly'? You don't want to deal with those riley" }, { "end": 3289.278, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3283.109, "text": "elderly. Or the ill, yeah. Why no elderly, though?\nIll kind of makes sense, but elderly?" }, { "end": 3292.8819999999996, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3289.278, "text": " We cannot be held responsible for\nanything that may happen to someone who is ill or" }, { "end": 3298.029, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3292.882, "text": "infirm. It is such an exciting, impressive show." }, { "end": 3303.086, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3298.029, "text": " We've had people die watching it.\nYeah. It's just that exciting. Just from" }, { "end": 3304.14, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3303.086, "text": "excitement." }, { "end": 3306.044, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3304.14, "text": " Did they die in the show, or from watching\nit?" }, { "end": 3308.926, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3306.044, "text": " Yeah, just like heart attack. Just from\ngetting so excited, I guess." }, { "end": 3312.044, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3308.926, "text": " We gotta get so wasted." }, { "end": 3315.964, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3312.044, "text": " When is it? How long is it? When is it?" }, { "end": 3319.869, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3315.964, "text": " It is actually the day of Grissen, and your\nfirst show is today." }, { "end": 3321.411, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3319.869, "text": " First show is tonight." }, { "end": 3323.472, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3321.411, "text": " Well, we have plans tonight!" }, { "end": 3324.768, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3323.472, "text": " Yay!" }, { "end": 3327.772, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3324.768, "text": " Do you stinky people want to come with us?" }, { "end": 3335.2999999999997, "speaker": "SAN", "start": 3327.772, "text": " I-- Caleb, we don't have any plans tonight. I\nguess we could go along. I wouldn't mind seeing it." }, { "end": 3337.224, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3335.3, "text": " It'll be fun!" }, { "end": 3340.962, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3337.224, "text": " Or you could stay here and buy beer for\nthe people who do see the shows, and you can hear" }, { "end": 3342.594, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3340.962, "text": "all about it and pay more." }, { "end": 3344.339, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3342.594, "text": " Yeah, we can go." }, { "end": 3346.41, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3344.339, "text": " It's going to be so much fun." }, { "end": 3349.845, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3346.41, "text": " Yeah, yeah, it sounds like a good night.\nYeah." }, { "end": 3353.7709999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3349.845, "text": " Look at all these friends we're making\nhere. This is a good city." }, { "end": 3357.0660000000003, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3353.771, "text": " Yeah, it is." }, { "end": 3358.4979999999996, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3357.066, "text": " Yeah, yeah." }, { "end": 3365.661, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3358.498, "text": " You are all the most charming people I've\nmet in-- yes. I finish my beer. (sighs) Well, we'd" }, { "end": 3366.954, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3365.661, "text": "better be getting on." } ]

[ { "end": 3000.5730000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 2999.476, "text": " Two copper." }, { "end": 3002.663, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3000.573, "text": " Two copper, okay, I just got some copper.\nHere you go." }, { "end": 3005.502, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3002.663, "text": " Mark down your two copper. (laughs)" }, { "end": 3014.984, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3005.502, "text": " I am taking this in. All right. (sighs)\nI'm going to try and do this." }, { "end": 3017.402, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3014.984, "text": " Oh my gosh, really?" }, { "end": 3027.866, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3017.402, "text": " So, as he pulls out a small set of cards and\nbegins to shuffle them, go ahead and roll an" }, { "end": 3029.625, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3027.866, "text": "insight check." }, { "end": 3034.082, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3029.625, "text": " (deadpan) He's really quite good, you\nall should line up and get your fortunes told." }, { "end": 3036.1409999999996, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3034.229, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3038.332, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3036.141, "text": " Let's do a 16 there." }, { "end": 3043.7729999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3038.332, "text": " Okay, so you get a brief conversation here,\nyou get a pretty solid read: the excitability, the" }, { "end": 3049.8360000000002, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3043.773, "text": "eagerness, and the exuberant interest in just\ngetting in your face that this person wants-- any" }, { "end": 3054.2349999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3049.836, "text": "fortune you tell will probably suffice. Go ahead\nand roll a sleight-of-hand check as well." }, { "end": 3057.0840000000003, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3054.235, "text": " Look at this fucking game!" }, { "end": 3059.2709999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3057.084, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3060.6710000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3059.271, "text": " Also 16." }, { "end": 3068.7129999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3060.671, "text": " Yeah. And you feel pretty confident that her\neyes are locked onto your eyes at the moment and" }, { "end": 3073.2650000000003, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3068.713, "text": "not the deck, as you set up a proper reading. And\nthe cards are shuffled, set, you place them before" }, { "end": 3075.016, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3073.265, "text": "you, and you may give your fortune." }, { "end": 3079.952, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3075.016, "text": " I'm going to just keep my eyes open for any\ntricks of the hand, sleight-of-hand-y-type tricks." }, { "end": 3081.233, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3079.952, "text": " Make a perception check." }, { "end": 3085.5190000000002, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3081.233, "text": " Okay. Perception. 14." }, { "end": 3088.171, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3085.519, "text": " 14. All right. Everything seems pretty\nabove-board." }, { "end": 3097.027, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3088.171, "text": " Your first card, the Silver Dragon. This\nis good. You're pure, you're virtue, you are a" }, { "end": 3101.823, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3097.027, "text": "worthwhile and wonderful human being, obviously,\nor creature of some repute." }, { "end": 3103.886, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3101.823, "text": " That's what everyone always tells me." }, { "end": 3107.79, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3103.886, "text": " It's true. And heading towards the\nAnvil." }, { "end": 3109.566, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3107.79, "text": " What is that?" }, { "end": 3111.109, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3109.566, "text": " That is a destiny forged." }, { "end": 3113.15, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3111.109, "text": " (deadpan) Ohh." }, { "end": 3116.504, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3113.15, "text": " There is something bright and\nadventurous in your future." }, { "end": 3124.0609999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3116.504, "text": " Wow! You know, we did just defeat a really\nbig snake? So maybe there's even bigger things" }, { "end": 3125.619, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3124.061, "text": "coming up, you know?" }, { "end": 3127.085, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3125.619, "text": " Can I make another roll?" }, { "end": 3128.204, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3127.085, "text": " Sure." }, { "end": 3130.587, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3128.204, "text": " Ashley confirmed worst hype-man ever." }, { "end": 3133.163, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3130.587, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3134.413, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3133.163, "text": " 19." }, { "end": 3138.447, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3134.413, "text": " Yeah, easy enough. Even with discerning eyes\nat the table, you are at the top of your game." }, { "end": 3140.645, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3138.447, "text": " The Serpent card appears. Of course you\ndid." }, { "end": 3144.752, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3140.645, "text": " (gasps) Oh my gosh! Look at that! How did\nyou even do that?" }, { "end": 3147.954, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3144.752, "text": " That's all the cards. I'm simply a\nvessel for higher powers." }, { "end": 3155.25, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3147.954, "text": " While everybody's watching this shit happen,\nmay I cast Detect Magic?" }, { "end": 3163.038, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3155.25, "text": " You may. You lean back and subtly begin a brief\nmuttering of an incantation, your fingers wash" }, { "end": 3171.849, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3163.038, "text": "through the air, a faint silver gleam across your\nfingertips. Nothing magical shows up in the" }, { "end": 3173.717, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3171.849, "text": "immediate vicinity." }, { "end": 3177.051, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3173.717, "text": " Will you ask the cards if I'm going to find\nhim?" }, { "end": 3181.1259999999997, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3177.051, "text": " If you're going to find her?" }, { "end": 3182.424, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3181.126, "text": " Him." }, { "end": 3186.408, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3182.424, "text": " Give me a little bit more. Who's this\n'him' that you're looking for?" }, { "end": 3188.36, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3186.408, "text": " I'm looking for my dad." }, { "end": 3189.764, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3188.36, "text": " 14." }, { "end": 3194.255, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3189.764, "text": " You fumble for a second, but the card still\nfinds its way through without issue." }, { "end": 3205.7760000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3194.255, "text": " Pushing through, pushing through. The\nEye card pulls up. You've already found the clue" }, { "end": 3207.9159999999997, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3205.776, "text": "you're looking for. You just don't know what it is\nyet." }, { "end": 3209.398, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3207.916, "text": " Really?" }, { "end": 3213.0170000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3209.398, "text": " Apparently. Well, it's what the cards\nare saying. It's right in front of you." }, { "end": 3215.845, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3213.017, "text": " Wow. Does it say how long ago I found it?\nBecause that's--" }, { "end": 3218.183, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3215.845, "text": " Sadly, I don't have that sort of\nspecifics. That's much more expensive." }, { "end": 3221.515, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3218.183, "text": " That's going to take a lot of thinking." }, { "end": 3225.824, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3221.515, "text": " Well, you find us at the show, you'll\nfind my tent and I'd be happy to give you a more" }, { "end": 3227.023, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3225.824, "text": "complicated reading." }, { "end": 3228.565, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3227.023, "text": " I can't wait! It's going to be so much\nfun." }, { "end": 3229.6820000000002, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3228.565, "text": " So much fun." }, { "end": 3234.4689999999996, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3229.682, "text": " Yasha, at this point, the barmaid, Adelaine,\ncomes up and hands you the ordered ale." }, { "end": 3237.034, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3234.469, "text": " Thank you, my lady." }, { "end": 3239.1530000000002, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3237.034, "text": " \"On the house.\"" }, { "end": 3240.7059999999997, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3239.153, "text": " On the house!" }, { "end": 3242.882, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3240.706, "text": " That's very kind of you." }, { "end": 3245.192, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3242.882, "text": " Do you perform in the circus, too?" }, { "end": 3250.997, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3245.192, "text": " No. I do not. I just-- I put it up." }, { "end": 3253.236, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3250.997, "text": " Oh, cool." }, { "end": 3255.428, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3253.236, "text": " The tent." }, { "end": 3258.5969999999998, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3255.428, "text": " It's a big tent. It would take a lot of\nwork." }, { "end": 3265.523, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3258.597, "text": " I put up the stage, I move things around.\nI'm very strong. But I don't do anything in the show." }, { "end": 3269.8230000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3265.523, "text": " Some of our acts are a little\ncomplicated, with performers who are not of the" }, { "end": 3274.689, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3269.823, "text": "traditional variety. Can make some of the locals\nget a little shifty, if you know what I mean, and" }, { "end": 3278.4089999999997, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3274.689, "text": "it's good to have a few people around who are\ncapable of keeping issues contained." }, { "end": 3283.109, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3278.409, "text": " Is that why it says 'No admittance to the\nelderly'? You don't want to deal with those riley" }, { "end": 3289.278, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3283.109, "text": "elderly. Or the ill, yeah. Why no elderly, though?\nIll kind of makes sense, but elderly?" }, { "end": 3292.8819999999996, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3289.278, "text": " We cannot be held responsible for\nanything that may happen to someone who is ill or" }, { "end": 3298.029, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3292.882, "text": "infirm. It is such an exciting, impressive show." }, { "end": 3303.086, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3298.029, "text": " We've had people die watching it.\nYeah. It's just that exciting. Just from" }, { "end": 3304.14, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3303.086, "text": "excitement." }, { "end": 3306.044, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3304.14, "text": " Did they die in the show, or from watching\nit?" }, { "end": 3308.926, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3306.044, "text": " Yeah, just like heart attack. Just from\ngetting so excited, I guess." }, { "end": 3312.044, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3308.926, "text": " We gotta get so wasted." }, { "end": 3315.964, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3312.044, "text": " When is it? How long is it? When is it?" }, { "end": 3319.869, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3315.964, "text": " It is actually the day of Grissen, and your\nfirst show is today." }, { "end": 3321.411, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3319.869, "text": " First show is tonight." }, { "end": 3323.472, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3321.411, "text": " Well, we have plans tonight!" }, { "end": 3324.768, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3323.472, "text": " Yay!" }, { "end": 3327.772, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3324.768, "text": " Do you stinky people want to come with us?" }, { "end": 3335.2999999999997, "speaker": "SAN", "start": 3327.772, "text": " I-- Caleb, we don't have any plans tonight. I\nguess we could go along. I wouldn't mind seeing it." }, { "end": 3337.224, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3335.3, "text": " It'll be fun!" }, { "end": 3340.962, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3337.224, "text": " Or you could stay here and buy beer for\nthe people who do see the shows, and you can hear" }, { "end": 3342.594, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3340.962, "text": "all about it and pay more." }, { "end": 3344.339, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3342.594, "text": " Yeah, we can go." }, { "end": 3346.41, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3344.339, "text": " It's going to be so much fun." }, { "end": 3349.845, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3346.41, "text": " Yeah, yeah, it sounds like a good night.\nYeah." }, { "end": 3353.7709999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3349.845, "text": " Look at all these friends we're making\nhere. This is a good city." }, { "end": 3357.0660000000003, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3353.771, "text": " Yeah, it is." }, { "end": 3358.4979999999996, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3357.066, "text": " Yeah, yeah." }, { "end": 3365.661, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3358.498, "text": " You are all the most charming people I've\nmet in-- yes. I finish my beer. (sighs) Well, we'd" }, { "end": 3366.954, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3365.661, "text": "better be getting on." } ]

[ { "end": 3370.331, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3366.954, "text": " Yep, nice to meet you all. You're so, uh,\nwonderful." }, { "end": 3374.9280000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3370.331, "text": " Charm. Pure charm. See you tonight!" }, { "end": 3382.477, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3374.928, "text": " And as they leave you, Yasha just downs her\nentire ale, slams it on the table, and they both" }, { "end": 3387.756, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3382.477, "text": "walk out, passing a couple more flyers at off\ntables, and then exit out to the rest of the day's" }, { "end": 3389.79, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3387.756, "text": "sun beyond your sight." }, { "end": 3392.219, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3389.79, "text": " She was awesome." }, { "end": 3393.7580000000003, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3392.219, "text": " She didn't say much." }, { "end": 3395.5699999999997, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3393.758, "text": " That's why I liked her." }, { "end": 3400.0080000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3395.57, "text": " She was really, really cool. Did you see\nthat cool thing she had going on with her chin?" }, { "end": 3403.091, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3400.008, "text": "That's interesting. I wish I would have thought of\nsomething like that." }, { "end": 3405.796, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3403.091, "text": " Yeah, I mean, you could maybe do\nsomething like that in time. Just wait until" }, { "end": 3406.881, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3405.796, "text": "maybe--" }, { "end": 3408.575, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3406.881, "text": " So she doesn't know I copied. I can't do it\ntonight." }, { "end": 3409.845, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3408.575, "text": " No, no." }, { "end": 3415.785, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3409.845, "text": " Wow. Cool. What do you guys want to do\nnow?" }, { "end": 3417.786, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3415.785, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3419.151, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3417.786, "text": " Was he using magic?" }, { "end": 3420.926, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3419.151, "text": " I don't know." }, { "end": 3424.891, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3420.926, "text": " Are you-- you're superstitious. Yeah?" }, { "end": 3426.025, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3424.891, "text": " No." }, { "end": 3427.2760000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3426.025, "text": " Okay." }, { "end": 3429.265, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3427.276, "text": " No, I'm not superstitious at all." }, { "end": 3430.928, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3429.265, "text": " You-- sure." }, { "end": 3432.183, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3430.928, "text": " Why?" }, { "end": 3445.346, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3432.183, "text": " I mean, what he was working in was-- he\nwas doing a little like-- he-- he's a smart guy." }, { "end": 3446.551, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3445.346, "text": "He's a smart guy." }, { "end": 3447.8959999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3446.551, "text": " By the way, did you open your Christmas\npresent from me?" }, { "end": 3448.8810000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3447.896, "text": " No, not yet, no." }, { "end": 3451.7059999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3448.881, "text": " You should go open it! Yes! Go grab the\nbag!" }, { "end": 3454.3450000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3451.706, "text": " On the break. On the break, I'll grab\nit." }, { "end": 3461.7679999999996, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3454.345, "text": " Hey, Matt. Dungeon master. They're wearing\nwhat they described. They're not wearing any" }, { "end": 3464.169, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3461.768, "text": "cloaks or anything right now, are they?" }, { "end": 3468.478, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3464.169, "text": " Both of them have small cloaks over the\nshoulders, Beau has a--" }, { "end": 3469.887, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3468.478, "text": " Do I recognize those cloaks?" }, { "end": 3472.395, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3469.887, "text": " No, you do not." }, { "end": 3475.932, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3472.395, "text": " What? Why would you recognize the cloaks?" }, { "end": 3479.9919999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3475.932, "text": " Maybe I saw something. I don't know." }, { "end": 3482.757, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3479.992, "text": " No, you do not." }, { "end": 3484.376, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3482.757, "text": " I didn't see them last night?" }, { "end": 3485.2050000000004, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3484.376, "text": " No." }, { "end": 3488.756, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3485.205, "text": " Okay. Interesting." }, { "end": 3490.6969999999997, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3488.756, "text": " Mysteries." }, { "end": 3498.6910000000003, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3490.697, "text": " Also, for the record, there was nothing\nmagic about that. Maybe he's good at reading" }, { "end": 3502.2749999999996, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3498.691, "text": "people, but that was not magic." }, { "end": 3507.534, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3502.275, "text": " Caleb knows everything about magic. He's been\neven teaching me some. He's real good. You should" }, { "end": 3508.6220000000003, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3507.534, "text": "see him--" }, { "end": 3509.7619999999997, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3508.622, "text": " Nott--" }, { "end": 3511.931, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3509.762, "text": " Caleb, are you going to go the Academy?" }, { "end": 3514.7980000000002, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3511.931, "text": " (strained laugh) That's silly." }, { "end": 3520.2999999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3514.798, "text": " He could if he wanted to. He's really good at\nmagic. He can make a cat appear and disappear" }, { "end": 3521.569, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3520.3, "text": "whenever he wants." }, { "end": 3523.575, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3521.569, "text": " Really? A cat?" }, { "end": 3524.7439999999997, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3523.575, "text": " (snaps)" }, { "end": 3530.1040000000003, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3524.744, "text": " You watch as just beneath the table, this\norange patchy tabby leaps up." }, { "end": 3534.9669999999996, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3530.104, "text": " Oh, shit! What's his name?" }, { "end": 3536.7980000000002, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3534.967, "text": " Or her name!" }, { "end": 3542.249, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3536.798, "text": " Well, it is a he. This is my cat Frumpkin.\nFrumpkin, yes." }, { "end": 3545.0429999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3542.249, "text": " Aw! Can I call him Lumpy?" }, { "end": 3547.955, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3545.043, "text": " You can call him Frumpkin." }, { "end": 3553.596, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3547.955, "text": " Look at this Lumpy! Made in England." }, { "end": 3556.935, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3553.596, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3559.784, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3556.935, "text": " That was a little show gift from Marisha, so\nthis is Frumpkin." }, { "end": 3561.7090000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3559.784, "text": " That's so great." }, { "end": 3566.2059999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3561.709, "text": " That's not all he can do. Caleb, tell them all\nthe stuff you can do. It's really impressive!" }, { "end": 3568.523, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3566.206, "text": " You know, sometimes less is more." }, { "end": 3570.2540000000004, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3568.523, "text": " I can do things, too." }, { "end": 3571.622, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3570.254, "text": " With magic?" }, { "end": 3572.685, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3571.622, "text": " Yeah." }, { "end": 3573.86, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3572.685, "text": " Like what?" }, { "end": 3574.952, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3573.86, "text": " Like--" }, { "end": 3576.3650000000002, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3574.952, "text": " Not to me, not to me!" }, { "end": 3584.62, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3576.365, "text": " Like-- oh, gosh. Okay. I'm going to use\nThaumaturgy and I'm going to make all the windows" }, { "end": 3587.651, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3584.62, "text": "in the place open up really fast, like crash\nopen." }, { "end": 3594.2019999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3587.651, "text": " Okay. You watch as four of the nearby\nwindows slam open with a sudden burst of wind, and" }, { "end": 3597.934, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3594.202, "text": "all the various bits of torchlight that light the\ndeeper and more shadowed corners of the room" }, { "end": 3608.853, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3597.934, "text": "suddenly darken and flicker. The music suddenly\ncomes to a stop. Everyone holds their position and" }, { "end": 3611.102, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3608.853, "text": "glances over at the table where you're all sitting." }, { "end": 3614.792, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3611.102, "text": " Jester, don't you remember us talking\nabout keeping a low profile?" }, { "end": 3618.9590000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3614.849, "text": " You're right. I'm sorry. I use Thaumaturgy\nand I close all the windows." }, { "end": 3620.961, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3618.959, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3626.6609999999996, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3620.961, "text": " They all slam shut a second time. The light\nflickers and then brightens back to its normal place." }, { "end": 3628.823, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3626.661, "text": " Ta-da!" }, { "end": 3633.8469999999998, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3628.823, "text": " Yeah! Yeah!" }, { "end": 3637.672, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3633.847, "text": " Come see me tonight at the carnival! I'm\nreally good!" }, { "end": 3645.377, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3637.672, "text": " One really crotchety-looking guy in his\nearly 50s with a super underbite, probably missing" }, { "end": 3646.94, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3645.377, "text": "most of his teeth, just goes--" }, { "end": 3650.728, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3646.94, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3657.21, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3650.728, "text": " I telepathically tell Frumpkin to jump up\nand sit in the lap of the woman in the monk's" }, { "end": 3661.998, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3657.21, "text": "robes who just made a big scene and hopefully keep\nher occupied with being cute." }, { "end": 3666.171, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3661.998, "text": " Okay. As soon as you sit down, Frumpkin\nleaps into your lap and starts purring and rubbing" }, { "end": 3667.491, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3666.171, "text": "up against your hand." }, { "end": 3676.503, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3667.491, "text": " Hey, buddy. Look at this kitty! I think\nhe likes me." }, { "end": 3678.82, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3676.503, "text": " Sure, right now he likes you." }, { "end": 3681.215, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3678.82, "text": " Is this a real cat? Or is this a fake\ncat?" }, { "end": 3682.657, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3681.215, "text": " What do you mean, a fake cat?" }, { "end": 3684.088, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3682.657, "text": " Like a magic cat." }, { "end": 3686.195, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3684.088, "text": " He's both a real cat and a magic cat." }, { "end": 3687.8230000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3686.195, "text": " Is he an illusion cat?" }, { "end": 3690.795, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3687.823, "text": " Do you feel him?" }, { "end": 3693.033, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3690.795, "text": " Could you put him over there?" }, { "end": 3696.101, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3693.033, "text": " Are you allergic to Frumpkins? Oh no!" }, { "end": 3699.5370000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3696.101, "text": " But he's a magic cat. How can you be\nallergic to magic cats?" }, { "end": 3701.673, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3699.537, "text": " I'm pretty sure he's a real fucking cat." }, { "end": 3704.241, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3701.673, "text": " He's one of those hypoallergenic magic\ncats." }, { "end": 3706.8559999999998, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3704.241, "text": " I don't know what the Fifth Edition rules\nare--" }, { "end": 3709.0930000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3706.856, "text": " --for cat dander?" }, { "end": 3713.915, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3709.093, "text": " As far as you know right now? Yeah, he's\nhaving an actual allergic attack. A minor one." }, { "end": 3716.366, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3713.915, "text": " I walk away a little bit from Fjord." }, { "end": 3718.163, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3716.366, "text": " Shit." }, { "end": 3723.979, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3718.163, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3729.097, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3724.041, "text": " Well, you're both magic-users, then. And so\nis the larger fellow?" }, { "end": 3731.628, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3729.097, "text": " Well, I mean, a little." }, { "end": 3734.038, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3731.628, "text": " Yeah, I mean, he's learning. He's getting\nreally good at it." }, { "end": 3735.62, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3734.038, "text": " Trying to learn more." }, { "end": 3738.6679999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3735.62, "text": " Yeah, you should have seen him. He\ndisguised himself the other day, and it was like," }, { "end": 3739.937, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3738.668, "text": "(clicks tongue)." }, { "end": 3743.478, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3739.937, "text": " Thanks, Jester. She's better at it than I\nam. We're trying to make our way up to the Academy" }, { "end": 3746.323, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3743.478, "text": "to get a little bit more learning done." }, { "end": 3749.017, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3746.323, "text": " Well, he's going to learn. I'm not going to\ngo to the Academy." }, { "end": 3751.5099999999998, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3749.017, "text": " Man, this Academy place keeps getting\nbrought up." }, { "end": 3754.061, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3751.51, "text": " Well yeah, it's the place to be." }, { "end": 3755.6800000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3754.061, "text": " Okay." }, { "end": 3759.9779999999996, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3755.68, "text": " I'm sorry, what Academy are we talking\nabout?" } ]

[ { "end": 3370.331, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3366.954, "text": " Yep, nice to meet you all. You're so, uh,\nwonderful." }, { "end": 3374.9280000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3370.331, "text": " Charm. Pure charm. See you tonight!" }, { "end": 3382.477, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3374.928, "text": " And as they leave you, Yasha just downs her\nentire ale, slams it on the table, and they both" }, { "end": 3387.756, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3382.477, "text": "walk out, passing a couple more flyers at off\ntables, and then exit out to the rest of the day's" }, { "end": 3389.79, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3387.756, "text": "sun beyond your sight." }, { "end": 3392.219, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3389.79, "text": " She was awesome." }, { "end": 3393.7580000000003, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3392.219, "text": " She didn't say much." }, { "end": 3395.5699999999997, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3393.758, "text": " That's why I liked her." }, { "end": 3400.0080000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3395.57, "text": " She was really, really cool. Did you see\nthat cool thing she had going on with her chin?" }, { "end": 3403.091, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3400.008, "text": "That's interesting. I wish I would have thought of\nsomething like that." }, { "end": 3405.796, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3403.091, "text": " Yeah, I mean, you could maybe do\nsomething like that in time. Just wait until" }, { "end": 3406.881, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3405.796, "text": "maybe--" }, { "end": 3408.575, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3406.881, "text": " So she doesn't know I copied. I can't do it\ntonight." }, { "end": 3409.845, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3408.575, "text": " No, no." }, { "end": 3415.785, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3409.845, "text": " Wow. Cool. What do you guys want to do\nnow?" }, { "end": 3417.786, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3415.785, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3419.151, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3417.786, "text": " Was he using magic?" }, { "end": 3420.926, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3419.151, "text": " I don't know." }, { "end": 3424.891, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3420.926, "text": " Are you-- you're superstitious. Yeah?" }, { "end": 3426.025, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3424.891, "text": " No." }, { "end": 3427.2760000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3426.025, "text": " Okay." }, { "end": 3429.265, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3427.276, "text": " No, I'm not superstitious at all." }, { "end": 3430.928, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3429.265, "text": " You-- sure." }, { "end": 3432.183, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3430.928, "text": " Why?" }, { "end": 3445.346, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3432.183, "text": " I mean, what he was working in was-- he\nwas doing a little like-- he-- he's a smart guy." }, { "end": 3446.551, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3445.346, "text": "He's a smart guy." }, { "end": 3447.8959999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3446.551, "text": " By the way, did you open your Christmas\npresent from me?" }, { "end": 3448.8810000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3447.896, "text": " No, not yet, no." }, { "end": 3451.7059999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3448.881, "text": " You should go open it! Yes! Go grab the\nbag!" }, { "end": 3454.3450000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3451.706, "text": " On the break. On the break, I'll grab\nit." }, { "end": 3461.7679999999996, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3454.345, "text": " Hey, Matt. Dungeon master. They're wearing\nwhat they described. They're not wearing any" }, { "end": 3464.169, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3461.768, "text": "cloaks or anything right now, are they?" }, { "end": 3468.478, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3464.169, "text": " Both of them have small cloaks over the\nshoulders, Beau has a--" }, { "end": 3469.887, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3468.478, "text": " Do I recognize those cloaks?" }, { "end": 3472.395, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3469.887, "text": " No, you do not." }, { "end": 3475.932, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3472.395, "text": " What? Why would you recognize the cloaks?" }, { "end": 3479.9919999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3475.932, "text": " Maybe I saw something. I don't know." }, { "end": 3482.757, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3479.992, "text": " No, you do not." }, { "end": 3484.376, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3482.757, "text": " I didn't see them last night?" }, { "end": 3485.2050000000004, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3484.376, "text": " No." }, { "end": 3488.756, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3485.205, "text": " Okay. Interesting." }, { "end": 3490.6969999999997, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3488.756, "text": " Mysteries." }, { "end": 3498.6910000000003, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3490.697, "text": " Also, for the record, there was nothing\nmagic about that. Maybe he's good at reading" }, { "end": 3502.2749999999996, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3498.691, "text": "people, but that was not magic." }, { "end": 3507.534, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3502.275, "text": " Caleb knows everything about magic. He's been\neven teaching me some. He's real good. You should" }, { "end": 3508.6220000000003, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3507.534, "text": "see him--" }, { "end": 3509.7619999999997, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3508.622, "text": " Nott--" }, { "end": 3511.931, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3509.762, "text": " Caleb, are you going to go the Academy?" }, { "end": 3514.7980000000002, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3511.931, "text": " (strained laugh) That's silly." }, { "end": 3520.2999999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3514.798, "text": " He could if he wanted to. He's really good at\nmagic. He can make a cat appear and disappear" }, { "end": 3521.569, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3520.3, "text": "whenever he wants." }, { "end": 3523.575, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3521.569, "text": " Really? A cat?" }, { "end": 3524.7439999999997, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3523.575, "text": " (snaps)" }, { "end": 3530.1040000000003, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3524.744, "text": " You watch as just beneath the table, this\norange patchy tabby leaps up." }, { "end": 3534.9669999999996, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3530.104, "text": " Oh, shit! What's his name?" }, { "end": 3536.7980000000002, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3534.967, "text": " Or her name!" }, { "end": 3542.249, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3536.798, "text": " Well, it is a he. This is my cat Frumpkin.\nFrumpkin, yes." }, { "end": 3545.0429999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3542.249, "text": " Aw! Can I call him Lumpy?" }, { "end": 3547.955, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3545.043, "text": " You can call him Frumpkin." }, { "end": 3553.596, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3547.955, "text": " Look at this Lumpy! Made in England." }, { "end": 3556.935, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3553.596, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3559.784, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3556.935, "text": " That was a little show gift from Marisha, so\nthis is Frumpkin." }, { "end": 3561.7090000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3559.784, "text": " That's so great." }, { "end": 3566.2059999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3561.709, "text": " That's not all he can do. Caleb, tell them all\nthe stuff you can do. It's really impressive!" }, { "end": 3568.523, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3566.206, "text": " You know, sometimes less is more." }, { "end": 3570.2540000000004, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3568.523, "text": " I can do things, too." }, { "end": 3571.622, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3570.254, "text": " With magic?" }, { "end": 3572.685, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3571.622, "text": " Yeah." }, { "end": 3573.86, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3572.685, "text": " Like what?" }, { "end": 3574.952, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3573.86, "text": " Like--" }, { "end": 3576.3650000000002, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3574.952, "text": " Not to me, not to me!" }, { "end": 3584.62, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3576.365, "text": " Like-- oh, gosh. Okay. I'm going to use\nThaumaturgy and I'm going to make all the windows" }, { "end": 3587.651, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3584.62, "text": "in the place open up really fast, like crash\nopen." }, { "end": 3594.2019999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3587.651, "text": " Okay. You watch as four of the nearby\nwindows slam open with a sudden burst of wind, and" }, { "end": 3597.934, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3594.202, "text": "all the various bits of torchlight that light the\ndeeper and more shadowed corners of the room" }, { "end": 3608.853, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3597.934, "text": "suddenly darken and flicker. The music suddenly\ncomes to a stop. Everyone holds their position and" }, { "end": 3611.102, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3608.853, "text": "glances over at the table where you're all sitting." }, { "end": 3614.792, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3611.102, "text": " Jester, don't you remember us talking\nabout keeping a low profile?" }, { "end": 3618.9590000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3614.849, "text": " You're right. I'm sorry. I use Thaumaturgy\nand I close all the windows." }, { "end": 3620.961, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3618.959, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3626.6609999999996, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3620.961, "text": " They all slam shut a second time. The light\nflickers and then brightens back to its normal place." }, { "end": 3628.823, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3626.661, "text": " Ta-da!" }, { "end": 3633.8469999999998, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3628.823, "text": " Yeah! Yeah!" }, { "end": 3637.672, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3633.847, "text": " Come see me tonight at the carnival! I'm\nreally good!" }, { "end": 3645.377, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3637.672, "text": " One really crotchety-looking guy in his\nearly 50s with a super underbite, probably missing" }, { "end": 3646.94, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3645.377, "text": "most of his teeth, just goes--" }, { "end": 3650.728, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3646.94, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3657.21, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3650.728, "text": " I telepathically tell Frumpkin to jump up\nand sit in the lap of the woman in the monk's" }, { "end": 3661.998, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3657.21, "text": "robes who just made a big scene and hopefully keep\nher occupied with being cute." }, { "end": 3666.171, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3661.998, "text": " Okay. As soon as you sit down, Frumpkin\nleaps into your lap and starts purring and rubbing" }, { "end": 3667.491, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3666.171, "text": "up against your hand." }, { "end": 3676.503, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3667.491, "text": " Hey, buddy. Look at this kitty! I think\nhe likes me." }, { "end": 3678.82, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3676.503, "text": " Sure, right now he likes you." }, { "end": 3681.215, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3678.82, "text": " Is this a real cat? Or is this a fake\ncat?" }, { "end": 3682.657, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3681.215, "text": " What do you mean, a fake cat?" }, { "end": 3684.088, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3682.657, "text": " Like a magic cat." }, { "end": 3686.195, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3684.088, "text": " He's both a real cat and a magic cat." }, { "end": 3687.8230000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3686.195, "text": " Is he an illusion cat?" }, { "end": 3690.795, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3687.823, "text": " Do you feel him?" }, { "end": 3693.033, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3690.795, "text": " Could you put him over there?" }, { "end": 3696.101, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3693.033, "text": " Are you allergic to Frumpkins? Oh no!" }, { "end": 3699.5370000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3696.101, "text": " But he's a magic cat. How can you be\nallergic to magic cats?" }, { "end": 3701.673, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3699.537, "text": " I'm pretty sure he's a real fucking cat." }, { "end": 3704.241, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3701.673, "text": " He's one of those hypoallergenic magic\ncats." }, { "end": 3706.8559999999998, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3704.241, "text": " I don't know what the Fifth Edition rules\nare--" }, { "end": 3709.0930000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3706.856, "text": " --for cat dander?" }, { "end": 3713.915, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3709.093, "text": " As far as you know right now? Yeah, he's\nhaving an actual allergic attack. A minor one." }, { "end": 3716.366, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3713.915, "text": " I walk away a little bit from Fjord." }, { "end": 3718.163, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3716.366, "text": " Shit." }, { "end": 3723.979, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3718.163, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3729.097, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3724.041, "text": " Well, you're both magic-users, then. And so\nis the larger fellow?" }, { "end": 3731.628, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3729.097, "text": " Well, I mean, a little." }, { "end": 3734.038, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3731.628, "text": " Yeah, I mean, he's learning. He's getting\nreally good at it." }, { "end": 3735.62, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3734.038, "text": " Trying to learn more." }, { "end": 3738.6679999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3735.62, "text": " Yeah, you should have seen him. He\ndisguised himself the other day, and it was like," }, { "end": 3739.937, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3738.668, "text": "(clicks tongue)." }, { "end": 3743.478, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3739.937, "text": " Thanks, Jester. She's better at it than I\nam. We're trying to make our way up to the Academy" }, { "end": 3746.323, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3743.478, "text": "to get a little bit more learning done." }, { "end": 3749.017, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3746.323, "text": " Well, he's going to learn. I'm not going to\ngo to the Academy." }, { "end": 3751.5099999999998, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3749.017, "text": " Man, this Academy place keeps getting\nbrought up." }, { "end": 3754.061, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3751.51, "text": " Well yeah, it's the place to be." }, { "end": 3755.6800000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3754.061, "text": " Okay." }, { "end": 3759.9779999999996, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3755.68, "text": " I'm sorry, what Academy are we talking\nabout?" } ]

[ { "end": 3370.331, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3366.954, "text": " Yep, nice to meet you all. You're so, uh,\nwonderful." }, { "end": 3374.9280000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3370.331, "text": " Charm. Pure charm. See you tonight!" }, { "end": 3382.477, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3374.928, "text": " And as they leave you, Yasha just downs her\nentire ale, slams it on the table, and they both" }, { "end": 3387.756, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3382.477, "text": "walk out, passing a couple more flyers at off\ntables, and then exit out to the rest of the day's" }, { "end": 3389.79, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3387.756, "text": "sun beyond your sight." }, { "end": 3392.219, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3389.79, "text": " She was awesome." }, { "end": 3393.7580000000003, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3392.219, "text": " She didn't say much." }, { "end": 3395.5699999999997, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3393.758, "text": " That's why I liked her." }, { "end": 3400.0080000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3395.57, "text": " She was really, really cool. Did you see\nthat cool thing she had going on with her chin?" }, { "end": 3403.091, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3400.008, "text": "That's interesting. I wish I would have thought of\nsomething like that." }, { "end": 3405.796, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3403.091, "text": " Yeah, I mean, you could maybe do\nsomething like that in time. Just wait until" }, { "end": 3406.881, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3405.796, "text": "maybe--" }, { "end": 3408.575, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3406.881, "text": " So she doesn't know I copied. I can't do it\ntonight." }, { "end": 3409.845, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3408.575, "text": " No, no." }, { "end": 3415.785, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3409.845, "text": " Wow. Cool. What do you guys want to do\nnow?" }, { "end": 3417.786, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3415.785, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3419.151, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3417.786, "text": " Was he using magic?" }, { "end": 3420.926, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3419.151, "text": " I don't know." }, { "end": 3424.891, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3420.926, "text": " Are you-- you're superstitious. Yeah?" }, { "end": 3426.025, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3424.891, "text": " No." }, { "end": 3427.2760000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3426.025, "text": " Okay." }, { "end": 3429.265, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3427.276, "text": " No, I'm not superstitious at all." }, { "end": 3430.928, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3429.265, "text": " You-- sure." }, { "end": 3432.183, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3430.928, "text": " Why?" }, { "end": 3445.346, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3432.183, "text": " I mean, what he was working in was-- he\nwas doing a little like-- he-- he's a smart guy." }, { "end": 3446.551, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3445.346, "text": "He's a smart guy." }, { "end": 3447.8959999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3446.551, "text": " By the way, did you open your Christmas\npresent from me?" }, { "end": 3448.8810000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3447.896, "text": " No, not yet, no." }, { "end": 3451.7059999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3448.881, "text": " You should go open it! Yes! Go grab the\nbag!" }, { "end": 3454.3450000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3451.706, "text": " On the break. On the break, I'll grab\nit." }, { "end": 3461.7679999999996, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3454.345, "text": " Hey, Matt. Dungeon master. They're wearing\nwhat they described. They're not wearing any" }, { "end": 3464.169, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3461.768, "text": "cloaks or anything right now, are they?" }, { "end": 3468.478, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3464.169, "text": " Both of them have small cloaks over the\nshoulders, Beau has a--" }, { "end": 3469.887, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3468.478, "text": " Do I recognize those cloaks?" }, { "end": 3472.395, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3469.887, "text": " No, you do not." }, { "end": 3475.932, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3472.395, "text": " What? Why would you recognize the cloaks?" }, { "end": 3479.9919999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3475.932, "text": " Maybe I saw something. I don't know." }, { "end": 3482.757, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3479.992, "text": " No, you do not." }, { "end": 3484.376, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3482.757, "text": " I didn't see them last night?" }, { "end": 3485.2050000000004, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3484.376, "text": " No." }, { "end": 3488.756, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3485.205, "text": " Okay. Interesting." }, { "end": 3490.6969999999997, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3488.756, "text": " Mysteries." }, { "end": 3498.6910000000003, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3490.697, "text": " Also, for the record, there was nothing\nmagic about that. Maybe he's good at reading" }, { "end": 3502.2749999999996, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3498.691, "text": "people, but that was not magic." }, { "end": 3507.534, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3502.275, "text": " Caleb knows everything about magic. He's been\neven teaching me some. He's real good. You should" }, { "end": 3508.6220000000003, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3507.534, "text": "see him--" }, { "end": 3509.7619999999997, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3508.622, "text": " Nott--" }, { "end": 3511.931, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3509.762, "text": " Caleb, are you going to go the Academy?" }, { "end": 3514.7980000000002, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3511.931, "text": " (strained laugh) That's silly." }, { "end": 3520.2999999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3514.798, "text": " He could if he wanted to. He's really good at\nmagic. He can make a cat appear and disappear" }, { "end": 3521.569, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3520.3, "text": "whenever he wants." }, { "end": 3523.575, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3521.569, "text": " Really? A cat?" }, { "end": 3524.7439999999997, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3523.575, "text": " (snaps)" }, { "end": 3530.1040000000003, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3524.744, "text": " You watch as just beneath the table, this\norange patchy tabby leaps up." }, { "end": 3534.9669999999996, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3530.104, "text": " Oh, shit! What's his name?" }, { "end": 3536.7980000000002, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3534.967, "text": " Or her name!" }, { "end": 3542.249, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3536.798, "text": " Well, it is a he. This is my cat Frumpkin.\nFrumpkin, yes." }, { "end": 3545.0429999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3542.249, "text": " Aw! Can I call him Lumpy?" }, { "end": 3547.955, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3545.043, "text": " You can call him Frumpkin." }, { "end": 3553.596, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3547.955, "text": " Look at this Lumpy! Made in England." }, { "end": 3556.935, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3553.596, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3559.784, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3556.935, "text": " That was a little show gift from Marisha, so\nthis is Frumpkin." }, { "end": 3561.7090000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3559.784, "text": " That's so great." }, { "end": 3566.2059999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3561.709, "text": " That's not all he can do. Caleb, tell them all\nthe stuff you can do. It's really impressive!" }, { "end": 3568.523, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3566.206, "text": " You know, sometimes less is more." }, { "end": 3570.2540000000004, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3568.523, "text": " I can do things, too." }, { "end": 3571.622, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3570.254, "text": " With magic?" }, { "end": 3572.685, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3571.622, "text": " Yeah." }, { "end": 3573.86, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3572.685, "text": " Like what?" }, { "end": 3574.952, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3573.86, "text": " Like--" }, { "end": 3576.3650000000002, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3574.952, "text": " Not to me, not to me!" }, { "end": 3584.62, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3576.365, "text": " Like-- oh, gosh. Okay. I'm going to use\nThaumaturgy and I'm going to make all the windows" }, { "end": 3587.651, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3584.62, "text": "in the place open up really fast, like crash\nopen." }, { "end": 3594.2019999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3587.651, "text": " Okay. You watch as four of the nearby\nwindows slam open with a sudden burst of wind, and" }, { "end": 3597.934, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3594.202, "text": "all the various bits of torchlight that light the\ndeeper and more shadowed corners of the room" }, { "end": 3608.853, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3597.934, "text": "suddenly darken and flicker. The music suddenly\ncomes to a stop. Everyone holds their position and" }, { "end": 3611.102, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3608.853, "text": "glances over at the table where you're all sitting." }, { "end": 3614.792, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3611.102, "text": " Jester, don't you remember us talking\nabout keeping a low profile?" }, { "end": 3618.9590000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3614.849, "text": " You're right. I'm sorry. I use Thaumaturgy\nand I close all the windows." }, { "end": 3620.961, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3618.959, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3626.6609999999996, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3620.961, "text": " They all slam shut a second time. The light\nflickers and then brightens back to its normal place." }, { "end": 3628.823, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3626.661, "text": " Ta-da!" }, { "end": 3633.8469999999998, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3628.823, "text": " Yeah! Yeah!" }, { "end": 3637.672, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3633.847, "text": " Come see me tonight at the carnival! I'm\nreally good!" }, { "end": 3645.377, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3637.672, "text": " One really crotchety-looking guy in his\nearly 50s with a super underbite, probably missing" }, { "end": 3646.94, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3645.377, "text": "most of his teeth, just goes--" }, { "end": 3650.728, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3646.94, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3657.21, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3650.728, "text": " I telepathically tell Frumpkin to jump up\nand sit in the lap of the woman in the monk's" }, { "end": 3661.998, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3657.21, "text": "robes who just made a big scene and hopefully keep\nher occupied with being cute." }, { "end": 3666.171, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3661.998, "text": " Okay. As soon as you sit down, Frumpkin\nleaps into your lap and starts purring and rubbing" }, { "end": 3667.491, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3666.171, "text": "up against your hand." }, { "end": 3676.503, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3667.491, "text": " Hey, buddy. Look at this kitty! I think\nhe likes me." }, { "end": 3678.82, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3676.503, "text": " Sure, right now he likes you." }, { "end": 3681.215, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3678.82, "text": " Is this a real cat? Or is this a fake\ncat?" }, { "end": 3682.657, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3681.215, "text": " What do you mean, a fake cat?" }, { "end": 3684.088, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3682.657, "text": " Like a magic cat." }, { "end": 3686.195, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3684.088, "text": " He's both a real cat and a magic cat." }, { "end": 3687.8230000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3686.195, "text": " Is he an illusion cat?" }, { "end": 3690.795, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3687.823, "text": " Do you feel him?" }, { "end": 3693.033, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3690.795, "text": " Could you put him over there?" }, { "end": 3696.101, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3693.033, "text": " Are you allergic to Frumpkins? Oh no!" }, { "end": 3699.5370000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3696.101, "text": " But he's a magic cat. How can you be\nallergic to magic cats?" }, { "end": 3701.673, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3699.537, "text": " I'm pretty sure he's a real fucking cat." }, { "end": 3704.241, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3701.673, "text": " He's one of those hypoallergenic magic\ncats." }, { "end": 3706.8559999999998, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3704.241, "text": " I don't know what the Fifth Edition rules\nare--" }, { "end": 3709.0930000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3706.856, "text": " --for cat dander?" }, { "end": 3713.915, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3709.093, "text": " As far as you know right now? Yeah, he's\nhaving an actual allergic attack. A minor one." }, { "end": 3716.366, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3713.915, "text": " I walk away a little bit from Fjord." }, { "end": 3718.163, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3716.366, "text": " Shit." }, { "end": 3723.979, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3718.163, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3729.097, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3724.041, "text": " Well, you're both magic-users, then. And so\nis the larger fellow?" }, { "end": 3731.628, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3729.097, "text": " Well, I mean, a little." }, { "end": 3734.038, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3731.628, "text": " Yeah, I mean, he's learning. He's getting\nreally good at it." }, { "end": 3735.62, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3734.038, "text": " Trying to learn more." }, { "end": 3738.6679999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3735.62, "text": " Yeah, you should have seen him. He\ndisguised himself the other day, and it was like," }, { "end": 3739.937, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3738.668, "text": "(clicks tongue)." }, { "end": 3743.478, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3739.937, "text": " Thanks, Jester. She's better at it than I\nam. We're trying to make our way up to the Academy" }, { "end": 3746.323, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3743.478, "text": "to get a little bit more learning done." }, { "end": 3749.017, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3746.323, "text": " Well, he's going to learn. I'm not going to\ngo to the Academy." }, { "end": 3751.5099999999998, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3749.017, "text": " Man, this Academy place keeps getting\nbrought up." }, { "end": 3754.061, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3751.51, "text": " Well yeah, it's the place to be." }, { "end": 3755.6800000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3754.061, "text": " Okay." }, { "end": 3759.9779999999996, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3755.68, "text": " I'm sorry, what Academy are we talking\nabout?" } ]

[ { "end": 3370.331, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 3366.954, "text": " Yep, nice to meet you all. You're so, uh,\nwonderful." }, { "end": 3374.9280000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3370.331, "text": " Charm. Pure charm. See you tonight!" }, { "end": 3382.477, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3374.928, "text": " And as they leave you, Yasha just downs her\nentire ale, slams it on the table, and they both" }, { "end": 3387.756, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3382.477, "text": "walk out, passing a couple more flyers at off\ntables, and then exit out to the rest of the day's" }, { "end": 3389.79, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3387.756, "text": "sun beyond your sight." }, { "end": 3392.219, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3389.79, "text": " She was awesome." }, { "end": 3393.7580000000003, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3392.219, "text": " She didn't say much." }, { "end": 3395.5699999999997, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3393.758, "text": " That's why I liked her." }, { "end": 3400.0080000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3395.57, "text": " She was really, really cool. Did you see\nthat cool thing she had going on with her chin?" }, { "end": 3403.091, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3400.008, "text": "That's interesting. I wish I would have thought of\nsomething like that." }, { "end": 3405.796, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3403.091, "text": " Yeah, I mean, you could maybe do\nsomething like that in time. Just wait until" }, { "end": 3406.881, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3405.796, "text": "maybe--" }, { "end": 3408.575, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3406.881, "text": " So she doesn't know I copied. I can't do it\ntonight." }, { "end": 3409.845, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3408.575, "text": " No, no." }, { "end": 3415.785, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3409.845, "text": " Wow. Cool. What do you guys want to do\nnow?" }, { "end": 3417.786, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3415.785, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3419.151, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3417.786, "text": " Was he using magic?" }, { "end": 3420.926, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3419.151, "text": " I don't know." }, { "end": 3424.891, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3420.926, "text": " Are you-- you're superstitious. Yeah?" }, { "end": 3426.025, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3424.891, "text": " No." }, { "end": 3427.2760000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3426.025, "text": " Okay." }, { "end": 3429.265, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3427.276, "text": " No, I'm not superstitious at all." }, { "end": 3430.928, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3429.265, "text": " You-- sure." }, { "end": 3432.183, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3430.928, "text": " Why?" }, { "end": 3445.346, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3432.183, "text": " I mean, what he was working in was-- he\nwas doing a little like-- he-- he's a smart guy." }, { "end": 3446.551, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3445.346, "text": "He's a smart guy." }, { "end": 3447.8959999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3446.551, "text": " By the way, did you open your Christmas\npresent from me?" }, { "end": 3448.8810000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3447.896, "text": " No, not yet, no." }, { "end": 3451.7059999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3448.881, "text": " You should go open it! Yes! Go grab the\nbag!" }, { "end": 3454.3450000000003, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 3451.706, "text": " On the break. On the break, I'll grab\nit." }, { "end": 3461.7679999999996, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3454.345, "text": " Hey, Matt. Dungeon master. They're wearing\nwhat they described. They're not wearing any" }, { "end": 3464.169, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3461.768, "text": "cloaks or anything right now, are they?" }, { "end": 3468.478, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3464.169, "text": " Both of them have small cloaks over the\nshoulders, Beau has a--" }, { "end": 3469.887, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3468.478, "text": " Do I recognize those cloaks?" }, { "end": 3472.395, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3469.887, "text": " No, you do not." }, { "end": 3475.932, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3472.395, "text": " What? Why would you recognize the cloaks?" }, { "end": 3479.9919999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3475.932, "text": " Maybe I saw something. I don't know." }, { "end": 3482.757, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3479.992, "text": " No, you do not." }, { "end": 3484.376, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3482.757, "text": " I didn't see them last night?" }, { "end": 3485.2050000000004, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3484.376, "text": " No." }, { "end": 3488.756, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3485.205, "text": " Okay. Interesting." }, { "end": 3490.6969999999997, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3488.756, "text": " Mysteries." }, { "end": 3498.6910000000003, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3490.697, "text": " Also, for the record, there was nothing\nmagic about that. Maybe he's good at reading" }, { "end": 3502.2749999999996, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3498.691, "text": "people, but that was not magic." }, { "end": 3507.534, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3502.275, "text": " Caleb knows everything about magic. He's been\neven teaching me some. He's real good. You should" }, { "end": 3508.6220000000003, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3507.534, "text": "see him--" }, { "end": 3509.7619999999997, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3508.622, "text": " Nott--" }, { "end": 3511.931, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3509.762, "text": " Caleb, are you going to go the Academy?" }, { "end": 3514.7980000000002, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3511.931, "text": " (strained laugh) That's silly." }, { "end": 3520.2999999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3514.798, "text": " He could if he wanted to. He's really good at\nmagic. He can make a cat appear and disappear" }, { "end": 3521.569, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3520.3, "text": "whenever he wants." }, { "end": 3523.575, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3521.569, "text": " Really? A cat?" }, { "end": 3524.7439999999997, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3523.575, "text": " (snaps)" }, { "end": 3530.1040000000003, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3524.744, "text": " You watch as just beneath the table, this\norange patchy tabby leaps up." }, { "end": 3534.9669999999996, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3530.104, "text": " Oh, shit! What's his name?" }, { "end": 3536.7980000000002, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3534.967, "text": " Or her name!" }, { "end": 3542.249, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3536.798, "text": " Well, it is a he. This is my cat Frumpkin.\nFrumpkin, yes." }, { "end": 3545.0429999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3542.249, "text": " Aw! Can I call him Lumpy?" }, { "end": 3547.955, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3545.043, "text": " You can call him Frumpkin." }, { "end": 3553.596, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3547.955, "text": " Look at this Lumpy! Made in England." }, { "end": 3556.935, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3553.596, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3559.784, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3556.935, "text": " That was a little show gift from Marisha, so\nthis is Frumpkin." }, { "end": 3561.7090000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3559.784, "text": " That's so great." }, { "end": 3566.2059999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3561.709, "text": " That's not all he can do. Caleb, tell them all\nthe stuff you can do. It's really impressive!" }, { "end": 3568.523, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3566.206, "text": " You know, sometimes less is more." }, { "end": 3570.2540000000004, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3568.523, "text": " I can do things, too." }, { "end": 3571.622, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3570.254, "text": " With magic?" }, { "end": 3572.685, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3571.622, "text": " Yeah." }, { "end": 3573.86, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3572.685, "text": " Like what?" }, { "end": 3574.952, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3573.86, "text": " Like--" }, { "end": 3576.3650000000002, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3574.952, "text": " Not to me, not to me!" }, { "end": 3584.62, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3576.365, "text": " Like-- oh, gosh. Okay. I'm going to use\nThaumaturgy and I'm going to make all the windows" }, { "end": 3587.651, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3584.62, "text": "in the place open up really fast, like crash\nopen." }, { "end": 3594.2019999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3587.651, "text": " Okay. You watch as four of the nearby\nwindows slam open with a sudden burst of wind, and" }, { "end": 3597.934, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3594.202, "text": "all the various bits of torchlight that light the\ndeeper and more shadowed corners of the room" }, { "end": 3608.853, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3597.934, "text": "suddenly darken and flicker. The music suddenly\ncomes to a stop. Everyone holds their position and" }, { "end": 3611.102, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3608.853, "text": "glances over at the table where you're all sitting." }, { "end": 3614.792, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3611.102, "text": " Jester, don't you remember us talking\nabout keeping a low profile?" }, { "end": 3618.9590000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3614.849, "text": " You're right. I'm sorry. I use Thaumaturgy\nand I close all the windows." }, { "end": 3620.961, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3618.959, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3626.6609999999996, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3620.961, "text": " They all slam shut a second time. The light\nflickers and then brightens back to its normal place." }, { "end": 3628.823, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3626.661, "text": " Ta-da!" }, { "end": 3633.8469999999998, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3628.823, "text": " Yeah! Yeah!" }, { "end": 3637.672, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3633.847, "text": " Come see me tonight at the carnival! I'm\nreally good!" }, { "end": 3645.377, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3637.672, "text": " One really crotchety-looking guy in his\nearly 50s with a super underbite, probably missing" }, { "end": 3646.94, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3645.377, "text": "most of his teeth, just goes--" }, { "end": 3650.728, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3646.94, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3657.21, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3650.728, "text": " I telepathically tell Frumpkin to jump up\nand sit in the lap of the woman in the monk's" }, { "end": 3661.998, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3657.21, "text": "robes who just made a big scene and hopefully keep\nher occupied with being cute." }, { "end": 3666.171, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3661.998, "text": " Okay. As soon as you sit down, Frumpkin\nleaps into your lap and starts purring and rubbing" }, { "end": 3667.491, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3666.171, "text": "up against your hand." }, { "end": 3676.503, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3667.491, "text": " Hey, buddy. Look at this kitty! I think\nhe likes me." }, { "end": 3678.82, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3676.503, "text": " Sure, right now he likes you." }, { "end": 3681.215, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3678.82, "text": " Is this a real cat? Or is this a fake\ncat?" }, { "end": 3682.657, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3681.215, "text": " What do you mean, a fake cat?" }, { "end": 3684.088, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3682.657, "text": " Like a magic cat." }, { "end": 3686.195, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3684.088, "text": " He's both a real cat and a magic cat." }, { "end": 3687.8230000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3686.195, "text": " Is he an illusion cat?" }, { "end": 3690.795, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3687.823, "text": " Do you feel him?" }, { "end": 3693.033, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3690.795, "text": " Could you put him over there?" }, { "end": 3696.101, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3693.033, "text": " Are you allergic to Frumpkins? Oh no!" }, { "end": 3699.5370000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3696.101, "text": " But he's a magic cat. How can you be\nallergic to magic cats?" }, { "end": 3701.673, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3699.537, "text": " I'm pretty sure he's a real fucking cat." }, { "end": 3704.241, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3701.673, "text": " He's one of those hypoallergenic magic\ncats." }, { "end": 3706.8559999999998, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3704.241, "text": " I don't know what the Fifth Edition rules\nare--" }, { "end": 3709.0930000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3706.856, "text": " --for cat dander?" }, { "end": 3713.915, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3709.093, "text": " As far as you know right now? Yeah, he's\nhaving an actual allergic attack. A minor one." }, { "end": 3716.366, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3713.915, "text": " I walk away a little bit from Fjord." }, { "end": 3718.163, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3716.366, "text": " Shit." }, { "end": 3723.979, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3718.163, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3729.097, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3724.041, "text": " Well, you're both magic-users, then. And so\nis the larger fellow?" }, { "end": 3731.628, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3729.097, "text": " Well, I mean, a little." }, { "end": 3734.038, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3731.628, "text": " Yeah, I mean, he's learning. He's getting\nreally good at it." }, { "end": 3735.62, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3734.038, "text": " Trying to learn more." }, { "end": 3738.6679999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3735.62, "text": " Yeah, you should have seen him. He\ndisguised himself the other day, and it was like," }, { "end": 3739.937, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3738.668, "text": "(clicks tongue)." }, { "end": 3743.478, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3739.937, "text": " Thanks, Jester. She's better at it than I\nam. We're trying to make our way up to the Academy" }, { "end": 3746.323, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3743.478, "text": "to get a little bit more learning done." }, { "end": 3749.017, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3746.323, "text": " Well, he's going to learn. I'm not going to\ngo to the Academy." }, { "end": 3751.5099999999998, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3749.017, "text": " Man, this Academy place keeps getting\nbrought up." }, { "end": 3754.061, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3751.51, "text": " Well yeah, it's the place to be." }, { "end": 3755.6800000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3754.061, "text": " Okay." }, { "end": 3759.9779999999996, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3755.68, "text": " I'm sorry, what Academy are we talking\nabout?" } ]

[ { "end": 3761.656, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3759.978, "text": " Solstryce Academy. You know." }, { "end": 3764.291, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3761.656, "text": " Soltryce." }, { "end": 3766.0930000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3764.291, "text": " Yeah, that one." }, { "end": 3767.761, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3766.093, "text": " The Soul Train Academy." }, { "end": 3771.044, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3767.761, "text": " It's a very fancy place." }, { "end": 3772.683, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3771.044, "text": " You know it." }, { "end": 3774.415, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3772.683, "text": " I have heard of it." }, { "end": 3778.028, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3774.415, "text": " And you have arcane talents as well." }, { "end": 3779.04, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3778.028, "text": " Yeah." }, { "end": 3782.0099999999998, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3779.04, "text": " How long have you had yours?" }, { "end": 3794.1760000000004, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3782.01, "text": " That's a tricky question. I studied when I\nwas younger, and then I gave it up for a while. I" }, { "end": 3798.3669999999997, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3794.176, "text": "picked it up again recently. It's all\nbook-learned." }, { "end": 3800.5440000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3798.367, "text": " Wow, that's cool." }, { "end": 3803.173, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3800.544, "text": " This was a good way to go for your\nfirst." }, { "end": 3804.9379999999996, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3803.173, "text": " A frickin' cat!" }, { "end": 3812.48, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3804.938, "text": " This is kind of therapeutic. Making me\nfeel better, just about life in general." }, { "end": 3813.431, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3812.48, "text": " (sneezes)" }, { "end": 3814.814, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3813.431, "text": " All right." }, { "end": 3822.1499999999996, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3814.814, "text": " He reads lots of books, Caleb does. He's very\nsmart. In fact, should we go looking for more" }, { "end": 3823.574, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3822.15, "text": "right now?" }, { "end": 3826.468, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3823.574, "text": " Maybe in a little while." }, { "end": 3828.3759999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3826.468, "text": " Can I see one of your books?" }, { "end": 3837.297, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3828.376, "text": " Well-- and I pull apart the lapels of my\ncoat. I have books in what modern-day people like" }, { "end": 3839.898, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3837.297, "text": "to think of as holster-straps, but there's a book\nhanging here." }, { "end": 3843.1910000000003, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3839.898, "text": " I think ancient people would call it a\nholster as well." }, { "end": 3849.9199999999996, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3843.191, "text": " Bap-bap-bap. The books are right here. I\nhave these, but these are heirlooms, family" }, { "end": 3859.645, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3849.92, "text": "heirlooms, so I don't share those, but-- no, I\nlike to read. That's all. And I'm a bit of a" }, { "end": 3870.209, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3859.645, "text": "self-starter, so I have to find-- I mean, good\nluck at the Academy. That's rough, I hear." }, { "end": 3875.143, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3870.209, "text": " Do you know anything about it? We're just\ngoing up. Beginner's luck." }, { "end": 3879.435, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3875.143, "text": " We know it's rich people that go there. We\nhave to find a way to get you in." }, { "end": 3881.982, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3879.435, "text": " All I know is how hard it is to get into." }, { "end": 3884.384, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3881.982, "text": " You don't have a lot of money, then?" }, { "end": 3885.782, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3884.384, "text": " Well." }, { "end": 3886.976, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3885.782, "text": " No." }, { "end": 3888.739, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3886.976, "text": " We had more." }, { "end": 3892.14, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3888.739, "text": " But then we lost it, but then we got it\nback." }, { "end": 3893.964, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3892.14, "text": " Somebody has a gambling problem." }, { "end": 3896.103, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3893.964, "text": " Oh. Which one?" }, { "end": 3898.406, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3896.103, "text": " What's the name of it again?" }, { "end": 3902.33, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3898.406, "text": " It is the Crick-Queen's Call." }, { "end": 3905.267, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3902.33, "text": " Have you played it?" }, { "end": 3906.9139999999998, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3905.267, "text": " No, I haven't." }, { "end": 3910.3570000000004, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3906.914, "text": " I'll teach you someday. It's so much fun." }, { "end": 3911.569, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3910.357, "text": " It's a game?" }, { "end": 3912.6549999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3911.569, "text": " Yes." }, { "end": 3916.799, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3912.655, "text": " Cards? All right. I might like to know that." }, { "end": 3920.964, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3916.799, "text": " I mean, I can teach you, if you want." }, { "end": 3922.941, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3920.964, "text": " Yes, I would like to know that." }, { "end": 3925.22, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3922.941, "text": " Okay, I'll deal!" }, { "end": 3926.308, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3925.22, "text": " Oh, right now?" }, { "end": 3927.945, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3926.308, "text": " Yes, sure, this will be fun." }, { "end": 3929.1040000000003, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3927.945, "text": " Is this okay?" }, { "end": 3934.966, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3929.104, "text": " Listen, I would not be sitting here if it\nwere not for you. Do whatever you like." }, { "end": 3939.586, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3934.966, "text": " Okay. You draw three cards. Well, I give\nyou three cards. So you use 3d6." }, { "end": 3941.0769999999998, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3939.586, "text": " 3d6." }, { "end": 3942.407, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3941.077, "text": " Yeah." }, { "end": 3947.21, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3942.407, "text": " Got one. I'm not you. I have one of each\ndice." }, { "end": 3950.139, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3947.21, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3955.1730000000002, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3950.139, "text": " Okay. So hide your roll from me, because we\ncan't know. So first you have to ante up. How much" }, { "end": 3956.9649999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3955.173, "text": "coin do you want to put in?" }, { "end": 3958.168, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3956.965, "text": " I'm out." }, { "end": 3960.185, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3958.168, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3965.013, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3960.185, "text": " It's all right. I will front some coin for\nyou to play this game." }, { "end": 3966.615, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3965.013, "text": " Oh, great! How much do you want to front\nhim?" }, { "end": 3971.129, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3966.615, "text": " I will give you a silver piece." }, { "end": 3973.799, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3971.129, "text": " A silver. Okay, this is great." }, { "end": 3975.48, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3973.799, "text": " Thank you, Caleb. Thank you." }, { "end": 3976.869, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3975.48, "text": " Wish I had more." }, { "end": 3979.6620000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3976.869, "text": " Okay. Am I doing this right?" }, { "end": 3980.8149999999996, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3979.662, "text": " So far." }, { "end": 3990.551, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3980.815, "text": " Now I'm going to give us three cards, so we\nboth roll, but we can't see. That's good. Okay." }, { "end": 3992.583, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3990.551, "text": " Don't say 'that's good'." }, { "end": 3995.1620000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3992.583, "text": " Bluffing. How do you know I wasn't?" }, { "end": 3999.0969999999998, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3995.162, "text": " I'm going to try to change one of my cards." }, { "end": 4002.1870000000004, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3999.097, "text": " No, wait, there's rules!" }, { "end": 4004.654, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4002.187, "text": " Without you seeing." }, { "end": 4006.199, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4004.654, "text": " Make a sleight-of-hand check." }, { "end": 4010.178, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4006.199, "text": " 12 plus eight, so that's 20." }, { "end": 4014.2239999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4010.178, "text": " Make a perception check." }, { "end": 4019.431, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4014.224, "text": " No, he totally did it. She totally did it.\nThis is really hard, Sam." }, { "end": 4021.283, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4019.431, "text": " You're only an hour and a half in." }, { "end": 4023.0989999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4021.283, "text": " This is my only skill, guys." }, { "end": 4027.994, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4023.099, "text": " But, you know, that's my skill, too." }, { "end": 4029.23, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4027.994, "text": " Oh, shit." }, { "end": 4032.565, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4029.23, "text": " So I'm going to try to do it as well,\n'cause that's my skill as well." }, { "end": 4034.714, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4032.565, "text": " Well, first, what'd you roll for--" }, { "end": 4036.383, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4034.714, "text": " I did not notice him doing it." }, { "end": 4038.386, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4036.383, "text": " Okay, yeah, so you only get to reroll one of\nthe dice." }, { "end": 4041.22, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4038.386, "text": " Okay, so I'm going to try to reroll one of\nmy three, too." }, { "end": 4045.06, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4041.22, "text": " Go ahead. So make a sleight-of-hand check." }, { "end": 4049.19, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4045.06, "text": " Oh, right. Oh, shit." }, { "end": 4050.398, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4049.19, "text": " Do I notice her?" }, { "end": 4051.703, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4050.398, "text": " Well, roll a perception check." }, { "end": 4052.832, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4051.703, "text": " Nope." }, { "end": 4053.846, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4052.832, "text": " 13?" }, { "end": 4056.963, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4053.846, "text": " No, I rolled three." }, { "end": 4068.5440000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4056.963, "text": " Okay. So the best hand you can get is three\nof a kind. Then, after that, it's a straight. A" }, { "end": 4076.533, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4068.544, "text": "high straight. Then a low straight. Then it's if\nyou get all evens, or if you get all odds, then" }, { "end": 4082.627, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4076.533, "text": "it's two of a kind, then it's nothing, it's just\nhigh card. Okay, but now we put in a second" }, { "end": 4087.822, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4082.627, "text": "amount, because you can up the ante, and you get\none more card." }, { "end": 4089.098, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4087.822, "text": " I'm out." }, { "end": 4095.215, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4089.098, "text": " No, but wait, wait, wait. You can put in\nmore money, and then I deal you a different card." }, { "end": 4098.887, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4095.215, "text": "You get to give a card back, and then I deal you\nanother card." }, { "end": 4101.056, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4098.887, "text": " Should I? Caleb, do you have any more?" }, { "end": 4106.378, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4101.056, "text": " Because you saved my life yesterday, you may\nhave one more silver piece." }, { "end": 4110.66, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4106.378, "text": " One more silver. Okay, I'll keep it low,\ntoo, because you're only doing the one. So I only" }, { "end": 4112.427, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4110.66, "text": "put in one silver, too." }, { "end": 4113.906, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4112.427, "text": " That's a four-silver pot." }, { "end": 4118.912, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4113.906, "text": " Yes. And now give one of your dice back,\nwhichever one you don't want, and roll it again." }, { "end": 4120.877, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4118.912, "text": " So you get to reroll." }, { "end": 4121.959000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4120.877, "text": " Okay, got it." }, { "end": 4124.142, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4121.959, "text": " And you get to reroll one as well." }, { "end": 4129.699, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4124.142, "text": " I don't want to reroll any. Okay. Now you\nshow what you got and we'll see who wins." }, { "end": 4131.772999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4129.699, "text": " I got a pair of fours." }, { "end": 4133.366, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4131.773, "text": " I got three fives." }, { "end": 4137.281, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4133.366, "text": " I draw my shortsword." }, { "end": 4139.728, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4137.281, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4141.932, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4139.728, "text": " I immediately grapple him." }, { "end": 4148.446, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4141.932, "text": " Make an athletics check. You make an\nacrobatics check." }, { "end": 4151.817, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4148.446, "text": " Acrobatics? 24." }, { "end": 4154.318, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4151.817, "text": " 14." }, { "end": 4161.533, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4154.318, "text": " So the female goblin draws a shortsword. You\nreach out to grab, and she slips out of your grasp" }, { "end": 4163.5960000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4161.533, "text": "and is now holding the blade at the edge of the\ntable." }, { "end": 4165.478999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4163.596, "text": " You're cheating. Somehow you're cheating." }, { "end": 4171.3640000000005, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4165.479, "text": " Nott, Nott, that's fine. That's fine. She\nwon my two silver pieces. We'll just leave it at that." }, { "end": 4173.245, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4171.364, "text": " I'm sorry." }, { "end": 4178.871, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4173.245, "text": " That's okay. She's very jumpy sometimes. You\ncan understand; we've been living in the woods for" } ]

[ { "end": 3761.656, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3759.978, "text": " Solstryce Academy. You know." }, { "end": 3764.291, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3761.656, "text": " Soltryce." }, { "end": 3766.0930000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3764.291, "text": " Yeah, that one." }, { "end": 3767.761, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3766.093, "text": " The Soul Train Academy." }, { "end": 3771.044, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3767.761, "text": " It's a very fancy place." }, { "end": 3772.683, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3771.044, "text": " You know it." }, { "end": 3774.415, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3772.683, "text": " I have heard of it." }, { "end": 3778.028, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3774.415, "text": " And you have arcane talents as well." }, { "end": 3779.04, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3778.028, "text": " Yeah." }, { "end": 3782.0099999999998, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3779.04, "text": " How long have you had yours?" }, { "end": 3794.1760000000004, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3782.01, "text": " That's a tricky question. I studied when I\nwas younger, and then I gave it up for a while. I" }, { "end": 3798.3669999999997, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3794.176, "text": "picked it up again recently. It's all\nbook-learned." }, { "end": 3800.5440000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3798.367, "text": " Wow, that's cool." }, { "end": 3803.173, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3800.544, "text": " This was a good way to go for your\nfirst." }, { "end": 3804.9379999999996, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3803.173, "text": " A frickin' cat!" }, { "end": 3812.48, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3804.938, "text": " This is kind of therapeutic. Making me\nfeel better, just about life in general." }, { "end": 3813.431, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3812.48, "text": " (sneezes)" }, { "end": 3814.814, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3813.431, "text": " All right." }, { "end": 3822.1499999999996, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3814.814, "text": " He reads lots of books, Caleb does. He's very\nsmart. In fact, should we go looking for more" }, { "end": 3823.574, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3822.15, "text": "right now?" }, { "end": 3826.468, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3823.574, "text": " Maybe in a little while." }, { "end": 3828.3759999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3826.468, "text": " Can I see one of your books?" }, { "end": 3837.297, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3828.376, "text": " Well-- and I pull apart the lapels of my\ncoat. I have books in what modern-day people like" }, { "end": 3839.898, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3837.297, "text": "to think of as holster-straps, but there's a book\nhanging here." }, { "end": 3843.1910000000003, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3839.898, "text": " I think ancient people would call it a\nholster as well." }, { "end": 3849.9199999999996, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3843.191, "text": " Bap-bap-bap. The books are right here. I\nhave these, but these are heirlooms, family" }, { "end": 3859.645, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3849.92, "text": "heirlooms, so I don't share those, but-- no, I\nlike to read. That's all. And I'm a bit of a" }, { "end": 3870.209, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3859.645, "text": "self-starter, so I have to find-- I mean, good\nluck at the Academy. That's rough, I hear." }, { "end": 3875.143, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3870.209, "text": " Do you know anything about it? We're just\ngoing up. Beginner's luck." }, { "end": 3879.435, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3875.143, "text": " We know it's rich people that go there. We\nhave to find a way to get you in." }, { "end": 3881.982, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3879.435, "text": " All I know is how hard it is to get into." }, { "end": 3884.384, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3881.982, "text": " You don't have a lot of money, then?" }, { "end": 3885.782, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3884.384, "text": " Well." }, { "end": 3886.976, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3885.782, "text": " No." }, { "end": 3888.739, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3886.976, "text": " We had more." }, { "end": 3892.14, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3888.739, "text": " But then we lost it, but then we got it\nback." }, { "end": 3893.964, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3892.14, "text": " Somebody has a gambling problem." }, { "end": 3896.103, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3893.964, "text": " Oh. Which one?" }, { "end": 3898.406, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3896.103, "text": " What's the name of it again?" }, { "end": 3902.33, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3898.406, "text": " It is the Crick-Queen's Call." }, { "end": 3905.267, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3902.33, "text": " Have you played it?" }, { "end": 3906.9139999999998, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3905.267, "text": " No, I haven't." }, { "end": 3910.3570000000004, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3906.914, "text": " I'll teach you someday. It's so much fun." }, { "end": 3911.569, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3910.357, "text": " It's a game?" }, { "end": 3912.6549999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3911.569, "text": " Yes." }, { "end": 3916.799, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3912.655, "text": " Cards? All right. I might like to know that." }, { "end": 3920.964, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3916.799, "text": " I mean, I can teach you, if you want." }, { "end": 3922.941, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3920.964, "text": " Yes, I would like to know that." }, { "end": 3925.22, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3922.941, "text": " Okay, I'll deal!" }, { "end": 3926.308, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3925.22, "text": " Oh, right now?" }, { "end": 3927.945, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3926.308, "text": " Yes, sure, this will be fun." }, { "end": 3929.1040000000003, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3927.945, "text": " Is this okay?" }, { "end": 3934.966, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3929.104, "text": " Listen, I would not be sitting here if it\nwere not for you. Do whatever you like." }, { "end": 3939.586, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3934.966, "text": " Okay. You draw three cards. Well, I give\nyou three cards. So you use 3d6." }, { "end": 3941.0769999999998, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3939.586, "text": " 3d6." }, { "end": 3942.407, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3941.077, "text": " Yeah." }, { "end": 3947.21, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3942.407, "text": " Got one. I'm not you. I have one of each\ndice." }, { "end": 3950.139, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3947.21, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3955.1730000000002, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3950.139, "text": " Okay. So hide your roll from me, because we\ncan't know. So first you have to ante up. How much" }, { "end": 3956.9649999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3955.173, "text": "coin do you want to put in?" }, { "end": 3958.168, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3956.965, "text": " I'm out." }, { "end": 3960.185, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3958.168, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3965.013, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3960.185, "text": " It's all right. I will front some coin for\nyou to play this game." }, { "end": 3966.615, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3965.013, "text": " Oh, great! How much do you want to front\nhim?" }, { "end": 3971.129, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3966.615, "text": " I will give you a silver piece." }, { "end": 3973.799, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3971.129, "text": " A silver. Okay, this is great." }, { "end": 3975.48, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3973.799, "text": " Thank you, Caleb. Thank you." }, { "end": 3976.869, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3975.48, "text": " Wish I had more." }, { "end": 3979.6620000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3976.869, "text": " Okay. Am I doing this right?" }, { "end": 3980.8149999999996, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3979.662, "text": " So far." }, { "end": 3990.551, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3980.815, "text": " Now I'm going to give us three cards, so we\nboth roll, but we can't see. That's good. Okay." }, { "end": 3992.583, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3990.551, "text": " Don't say 'that's good'." }, { "end": 3995.1620000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3992.583, "text": " Bluffing. How do you know I wasn't?" }, { "end": 3999.0969999999998, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3995.162, "text": " I'm going to try to change one of my cards." }, { "end": 4002.1870000000004, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3999.097, "text": " No, wait, there's rules!" }, { "end": 4004.654, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4002.187, "text": " Without you seeing." }, { "end": 4006.199, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4004.654, "text": " Make a sleight-of-hand check." }, { "end": 4010.178, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4006.199, "text": " 12 plus eight, so that's 20." }, { "end": 4014.2239999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4010.178, "text": " Make a perception check." }, { "end": 4019.431, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4014.224, "text": " No, he totally did it. She totally did it.\nThis is really hard, Sam." }, { "end": 4021.283, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4019.431, "text": " You're only an hour and a half in." }, { "end": 4023.0989999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4021.283, "text": " This is my only skill, guys." }, { "end": 4027.994, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4023.099, "text": " But, you know, that's my skill, too." }, { "end": 4029.23, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4027.994, "text": " Oh, shit." }, { "end": 4032.565, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4029.23, "text": " So I'm going to try to do it as well,\n'cause that's my skill as well." }, { "end": 4034.714, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4032.565, "text": " Well, first, what'd you roll for--" }, { "end": 4036.383, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4034.714, "text": " I did not notice him doing it." }, { "end": 4038.386, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4036.383, "text": " Okay, yeah, so you only get to reroll one of\nthe dice." }, { "end": 4041.22, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4038.386, "text": " Okay, so I'm going to try to reroll one of\nmy three, too." }, { "end": 4045.06, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4041.22, "text": " Go ahead. So make a sleight-of-hand check." }, { "end": 4049.19, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4045.06, "text": " Oh, right. Oh, shit." }, { "end": 4050.398, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4049.19, "text": " Do I notice her?" }, { "end": 4051.703, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4050.398, "text": " Well, roll a perception check." }, { "end": 4052.832, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4051.703, "text": " Nope." }, { "end": 4053.846, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4052.832, "text": " 13?" }, { "end": 4056.963, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4053.846, "text": " No, I rolled three." }, { "end": 4068.5440000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4056.963, "text": " Okay. So the best hand you can get is three\nof a kind. Then, after that, it's a straight. A" }, { "end": 4076.533, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4068.544, "text": "high straight. Then a low straight. Then it's if\nyou get all evens, or if you get all odds, then" }, { "end": 4082.627, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4076.533, "text": "it's two of a kind, then it's nothing, it's just\nhigh card. Okay, but now we put in a second" }, { "end": 4087.822, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4082.627, "text": "amount, because you can up the ante, and you get\none more card." }, { "end": 4089.098, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4087.822, "text": " I'm out." }, { "end": 4095.215, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4089.098, "text": " No, but wait, wait, wait. You can put in\nmore money, and then I deal you a different card." }, { "end": 4098.887, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4095.215, "text": "You get to give a card back, and then I deal you\nanother card." }, { "end": 4101.056, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4098.887, "text": " Should I? Caleb, do you have any more?" }, { "end": 4106.378, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4101.056, "text": " Because you saved my life yesterday, you may\nhave one more silver piece." }, { "end": 4110.66, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4106.378, "text": " One more silver. Okay, I'll keep it low,\ntoo, because you're only doing the one. So I only" }, { "end": 4112.427, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4110.66, "text": "put in one silver, too." }, { "end": 4113.906, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4112.427, "text": " That's a four-silver pot." }, { "end": 4118.912, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4113.906, "text": " Yes. And now give one of your dice back,\nwhichever one you don't want, and roll it again." }, { "end": 4120.877, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4118.912, "text": " So you get to reroll." }, { "end": 4121.959000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4120.877, "text": " Okay, got it." }, { "end": 4124.142, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4121.959, "text": " And you get to reroll one as well." }, { "end": 4129.699, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4124.142, "text": " I don't want to reroll any. Okay. Now you\nshow what you got and we'll see who wins." }, { "end": 4131.772999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4129.699, "text": " I got a pair of fours." }, { "end": 4133.366, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4131.773, "text": " I got three fives." }, { "end": 4137.281, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4133.366, "text": " I draw my shortsword." }, { "end": 4139.728, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4137.281, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4141.932, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4139.728, "text": " I immediately grapple him." }, { "end": 4148.446, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4141.932, "text": " Make an athletics check. You make an\nacrobatics check." }, { "end": 4151.817, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4148.446, "text": " Acrobatics? 24." }, { "end": 4154.318, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4151.817, "text": " 14." }, { "end": 4161.533, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4154.318, "text": " So the female goblin draws a shortsword. You\nreach out to grab, and she slips out of your grasp" }, { "end": 4163.5960000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4161.533, "text": "and is now holding the blade at the edge of the\ntable." }, { "end": 4165.478999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4163.596, "text": " You're cheating. Somehow you're cheating." }, { "end": 4171.3640000000005, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4165.479, "text": " Nott, Nott, that's fine. That's fine. She\nwon my two silver pieces. We'll just leave it at that." }, { "end": 4173.245, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4171.364, "text": " I'm sorry." }, { "end": 4178.871, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4173.245, "text": " That's okay. She's very jumpy sometimes. You\ncan understand; we've been living in the woods for" } ]

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You know." }, { "end": 3764.291, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3761.656, "text": " Soltryce." }, { "end": 3766.0930000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3764.291, "text": " Yeah, that one." }, { "end": 3767.761, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3766.093, "text": " The Soul Train Academy." }, { "end": 3771.044, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3767.761, "text": " It's a very fancy place." }, { "end": 3772.683, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3771.044, "text": " You know it." }, { "end": 3774.415, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3772.683, "text": " I have heard of it." }, { "end": 3778.028, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3774.415, "text": " And you have arcane talents as well." }, { "end": 3779.04, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3778.028, "text": " Yeah." }, { "end": 3782.0099999999998, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3779.04, "text": " How long have you had yours?" }, { "end": 3794.1760000000004, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3782.01, "text": " That's a tricky question. I studied when I\nwas younger, and then I gave it up for a while. I" }, { "end": 3798.3669999999997, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3794.176, "text": "picked it up again recently. It's all\nbook-learned." }, { "end": 3800.5440000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3798.367, "text": " Wow, that's cool." }, { "end": 3803.173, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3800.544, "text": " This was a good way to go for your\nfirst." }, { "end": 3804.9379999999996, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3803.173, "text": " A frickin' cat!" }, { "end": 3812.48, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3804.938, "text": " This is kind of therapeutic. Making me\nfeel better, just about life in general." }, { "end": 3813.431, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3812.48, "text": " (sneezes)" }, { "end": 3814.814, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3813.431, "text": " All right." }, { "end": 3822.1499999999996, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3814.814, "text": " He reads lots of books, Caleb does. He's very\nsmart. In fact, should we go looking for more" }, { "end": 3823.574, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3822.15, "text": "right now?" }, { "end": 3826.468, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3823.574, "text": " Maybe in a little while." }, { "end": 3828.3759999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3826.468, "text": " Can I see one of your books?" }, { "end": 3837.297, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3828.376, "text": " Well-- and I pull apart the lapels of my\ncoat. I have books in what modern-day people like" }, { "end": 3839.898, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3837.297, "text": "to think of as holster-straps, but there's a book\nhanging here." }, { "end": 3843.1910000000003, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3839.898, "text": " I think ancient people would call it a\nholster as well." }, { "end": 3849.9199999999996, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3843.191, "text": " Bap-bap-bap. The books are right here. I\nhave these, but these are heirlooms, family" }, { "end": 3859.645, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3849.92, "text": "heirlooms, so I don't share those, but-- no, I\nlike to read. That's all. And I'm a bit of a" }, { "end": 3870.209, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3859.645, "text": "self-starter, so I have to find-- I mean, good\nluck at the Academy. That's rough, I hear." }, { "end": 3875.143, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3870.209, "text": " Do you know anything about it? We're just\ngoing up. Beginner's luck." }, { "end": 3879.435, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3875.143, "text": " We know it's rich people that go there. We\nhave to find a way to get you in." }, { "end": 3881.982, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3879.435, "text": " All I know is how hard it is to get into." }, { "end": 3884.384, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3881.982, "text": " You don't have a lot of money, then?" }, { "end": 3885.782, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3884.384, "text": " Well." }, { "end": 3886.976, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3885.782, "text": " No." }, { "end": 3888.739, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3886.976, "text": " We had more." }, { "end": 3892.14, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3888.739, "text": " But then we lost it, but then we got it\nback." }, { "end": 3893.964, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3892.14, "text": " Somebody has a gambling problem." }, { "end": 3896.103, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3893.964, "text": " Oh. Which one?" }, { "end": 3898.406, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3896.103, "text": " What's the name of it again?" }, { "end": 3902.33, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3898.406, "text": " It is the Crick-Queen's Call." }, { "end": 3905.267, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3902.33, "text": " Have you played it?" }, { "end": 3906.9139999999998, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3905.267, "text": " No, I haven't." }, { "end": 3910.3570000000004, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3906.914, "text": " I'll teach you someday. It's so much fun." }, { "end": 3911.569, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3910.357, "text": " It's a game?" }, { "end": 3912.6549999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3911.569, "text": " Yes." }, { "end": 3916.799, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3912.655, "text": " Cards? All right. I might like to know that." }, { "end": 3920.964, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3916.799, "text": " I mean, I can teach you, if you want." }, { "end": 3922.941, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3920.964, "text": " Yes, I would like to know that." }, { "end": 3925.22, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3922.941, "text": " Okay, I'll deal!" }, { "end": 3926.308, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3925.22, "text": " Oh, right now?" }, { "end": 3927.945, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3926.308, "text": " Yes, sure, this will be fun." }, { "end": 3929.1040000000003, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3927.945, "text": " Is this okay?" }, { "end": 3934.966, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3929.104, "text": " Listen, I would not be sitting here if it\nwere not for you. Do whatever you like." }, { "end": 3939.586, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3934.966, "text": " Okay. You draw three cards. Well, I give\nyou three cards. So you use 3d6." }, { "end": 3941.0769999999998, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3939.586, "text": " 3d6." }, { "end": 3942.407, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3941.077, "text": " Yeah." }, { "end": 3947.21, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3942.407, "text": " Got one. I'm not you. I have one of each\ndice." }, { "end": 3950.139, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3947.21, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3955.1730000000002, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3950.139, "text": " Okay. So hide your roll from me, because we\ncan't know. So first you have to ante up. How much" }, { "end": 3956.9649999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3955.173, "text": "coin do you want to put in?" }, { "end": 3958.168, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3956.965, "text": " I'm out." }, { "end": 3960.185, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3958.168, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3965.013, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3960.185, "text": " It's all right. I will front some coin for\nyou to play this game." }, { "end": 3966.615, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3965.013, "text": " Oh, great! How much do you want to front\nhim?" }, { "end": 3971.129, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3966.615, "text": " I will give you a silver piece." }, { "end": 3973.799, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3971.129, "text": " A silver. Okay, this is great." }, { "end": 3975.48, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3973.799, "text": " Thank you, Caleb. Thank you." }, { "end": 3976.869, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3975.48, "text": " Wish I had more." }, { "end": 3979.6620000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3976.869, "text": " Okay. Am I doing this right?" }, { "end": 3980.8149999999996, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3979.662, "text": " So far." }, { "end": 3990.551, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3980.815, "text": " Now I'm going to give us three cards, so we\nboth roll, but we can't see. That's good. Okay." }, { "end": 3992.583, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3990.551, "text": " Don't say 'that's good'." }, { "end": 3995.1620000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3992.583, "text": " Bluffing. How do you know I wasn't?" }, { "end": 3999.0969999999998, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3995.162, "text": " I'm going to try to change one of my cards." }, { "end": 4002.1870000000004, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3999.097, "text": " No, wait, there's rules!" }, { "end": 4004.654, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4002.187, "text": " Without you seeing." }, { "end": 4006.199, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4004.654, "text": " Make a sleight-of-hand check." }, { "end": 4010.178, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4006.199, "text": " 12 plus eight, so that's 20." }, { "end": 4014.2239999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4010.178, "text": " Make a perception check." }, { "end": 4019.431, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4014.224, "text": " No, he totally did it. She totally did it.\nThis is really hard, Sam." }, { "end": 4021.283, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4019.431, "text": " You're only an hour and a half in." }, { "end": 4023.0989999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4021.283, "text": " This is my only skill, guys." }, { "end": 4027.994, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4023.099, "text": " But, you know, that's my skill, too." }, { "end": 4029.23, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4027.994, "text": " Oh, shit." }, { "end": 4032.565, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4029.23, "text": " So I'm going to try to do it as well,\n'cause that's my skill as well." }, { "end": 4034.714, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4032.565, "text": " Well, first, what'd you roll for--" }, { "end": 4036.383, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4034.714, "text": " I did not notice him doing it." }, { "end": 4038.386, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4036.383, "text": " Okay, yeah, so you only get to reroll one of\nthe dice." }, { "end": 4041.22, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4038.386, "text": " Okay, so I'm going to try to reroll one of\nmy three, too." }, { "end": 4045.06, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4041.22, "text": " Go ahead. So make a sleight-of-hand check." }, { "end": 4049.19, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4045.06, "text": " Oh, right. Oh, shit." }, { "end": 4050.398, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4049.19, "text": " Do I notice her?" }, { "end": 4051.703, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4050.398, "text": " Well, roll a perception check." }, { "end": 4052.832, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4051.703, "text": " Nope." }, { "end": 4053.846, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4052.832, "text": " 13?" }, { "end": 4056.963, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4053.846, "text": " No, I rolled three." }, { "end": 4068.5440000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4056.963, "text": " Okay. So the best hand you can get is three\nof a kind. Then, after that, it's a straight. A" }, { "end": 4076.533, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4068.544, "text": "high straight. Then a low straight. Then it's if\nyou get all evens, or if you get all odds, then" }, { "end": 4082.627, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4076.533, "text": "it's two of a kind, then it's nothing, it's just\nhigh card. Okay, but now we put in a second" }, { "end": 4087.822, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4082.627, "text": "amount, because you can up the ante, and you get\none more card." }, { "end": 4089.098, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4087.822, "text": " I'm out." }, { "end": 4095.215, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4089.098, "text": " No, but wait, wait, wait. You can put in\nmore money, and then I deal you a different card." }, { "end": 4098.887, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4095.215, "text": "You get to give a card back, and then I deal you\nanother card." }, { "end": 4101.056, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4098.887, "text": " Should I? Caleb, do you have any more?" }, { "end": 4106.378, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4101.056, "text": " Because you saved my life yesterday, you may\nhave one more silver piece." }, { "end": 4110.66, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4106.378, "text": " One more silver. Okay, I'll keep it low,\ntoo, because you're only doing the one. So I only" }, { "end": 4112.427, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4110.66, "text": "put in one silver, too." }, { "end": 4113.906, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4112.427, "text": " That's a four-silver pot." }, { "end": 4118.912, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4113.906, "text": " Yes. And now give one of your dice back,\nwhichever one you don't want, and roll it again." }, { "end": 4120.877, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4118.912, "text": " So you get to reroll." }, { "end": 4121.959000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4120.877, "text": " Okay, got it." }, { "end": 4124.142, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4121.959, "text": " And you get to reroll one as well." }, { "end": 4129.699, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4124.142, "text": " I don't want to reroll any. Okay. Now you\nshow what you got and we'll see who wins." }, { "end": 4131.772999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4129.699, "text": " I got a pair of fours." }, { "end": 4133.366, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4131.773, "text": " I got three fives." }, { "end": 4137.281, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4133.366, "text": " I draw my shortsword." }, { "end": 4139.728, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4137.281, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4141.932, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4139.728, "text": " I immediately grapple him." }, { "end": 4148.446, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4141.932, "text": " Make an athletics check. You make an\nacrobatics check." }, { "end": 4151.817, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4148.446, "text": " Acrobatics? 24." }, { "end": 4154.318, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4151.817, "text": " 14." }, { "end": 4161.533, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4154.318, "text": " So the female goblin draws a shortsword. You\nreach out to grab, and she slips out of your grasp" }, { "end": 4163.5960000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4161.533, "text": "and is now holding the blade at the edge of the\ntable." }, { "end": 4165.478999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4163.596, "text": " You're cheating. Somehow you're cheating." }, { "end": 4171.3640000000005, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4165.479, "text": " Nott, Nott, that's fine. That's fine. She\nwon my two silver pieces. We'll just leave it at that." }, { "end": 4173.245, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4171.364, "text": " I'm sorry." }, { "end": 4178.871, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4173.245, "text": " That's okay. She's very jumpy sometimes. You\ncan understand; we've been living in the woods for" } ]

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You know." }, { "end": 3764.291, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3761.656, "text": " Soltryce." }, { "end": 3766.0930000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3764.291, "text": " Yeah, that one." }, { "end": 3767.761, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3766.093, "text": " The Soul Train Academy." }, { "end": 3771.044, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3767.761, "text": " It's a very fancy place." }, { "end": 3772.683, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3771.044, "text": " You know it." }, { "end": 3774.415, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3772.683, "text": " I have heard of it." }, { "end": 3778.028, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3774.415, "text": " And you have arcane talents as well." }, { "end": 3779.04, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3778.028, "text": " Yeah." }, { "end": 3782.0099999999998, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3779.04, "text": " How long have you had yours?" }, { "end": 3794.1760000000004, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3782.01, "text": " That's a tricky question. I studied when I\nwas younger, and then I gave it up for a while. I" }, { "end": 3798.3669999999997, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3794.176, "text": "picked it up again recently. It's all\nbook-learned." }, { "end": 3800.5440000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3798.367, "text": " Wow, that's cool." }, { "end": 3803.173, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3800.544, "text": " This was a good way to go for your\nfirst." }, { "end": 3804.9379999999996, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3803.173, "text": " A frickin' cat!" }, { "end": 3812.48, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3804.938, "text": " This is kind of therapeutic. Making me\nfeel better, just about life in general." }, { "end": 3813.431, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3812.48, "text": " (sneezes)" }, { "end": 3814.814, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3813.431, "text": " All right." }, { "end": 3822.1499999999996, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3814.814, "text": " He reads lots of books, Caleb does. He's very\nsmart. In fact, should we go looking for more" }, { "end": 3823.574, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3822.15, "text": "right now?" }, { "end": 3826.468, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3823.574, "text": " Maybe in a little while." }, { "end": 3828.3759999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3826.468, "text": " Can I see one of your books?" }, { "end": 3837.297, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3828.376, "text": " Well-- and I pull apart the lapels of my\ncoat. I have books in what modern-day people like" }, { "end": 3839.898, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3837.297, "text": "to think of as holster-straps, but there's a book\nhanging here." }, { "end": 3843.1910000000003, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3839.898, "text": " I think ancient people would call it a\nholster as well." }, { "end": 3849.9199999999996, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3843.191, "text": " Bap-bap-bap. The books are right here. I\nhave these, but these are heirlooms, family" }, { "end": 3859.645, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3849.92, "text": "heirlooms, so I don't share those, but-- no, I\nlike to read. That's all. And I'm a bit of a" }, { "end": 3870.209, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3859.645, "text": "self-starter, so I have to find-- I mean, good\nluck at the Academy. That's rough, I hear." }, { "end": 3875.143, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3870.209, "text": " Do you know anything about it? We're just\ngoing up. Beginner's luck." }, { "end": 3879.435, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3875.143, "text": " We know it's rich people that go there. We\nhave to find a way to get you in." }, { "end": 3881.982, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3879.435, "text": " All I know is how hard it is to get into." }, { "end": 3884.384, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3881.982, "text": " You don't have a lot of money, then?" }, { "end": 3885.782, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3884.384, "text": " Well." }, { "end": 3886.976, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3885.782, "text": " No." }, { "end": 3888.739, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3886.976, "text": " We had more." }, { "end": 3892.14, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3888.739, "text": " But then we lost it, but then we got it\nback." }, { "end": 3893.964, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3892.14, "text": " Somebody has a gambling problem." }, { "end": 3896.103, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3893.964, "text": " Oh. Which one?" }, { "end": 3898.406, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3896.103, "text": " What's the name of it again?" }, { "end": 3902.33, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3898.406, "text": " It is the Crick-Queen's Call." }, { "end": 3905.267, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3902.33, "text": " Have you played it?" }, { "end": 3906.9139999999998, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3905.267, "text": " No, I haven't." }, { "end": 3910.3570000000004, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3906.914, "text": " I'll teach you someday. It's so much fun." }, { "end": 3911.569, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3910.357, "text": " It's a game?" }, { "end": 3912.6549999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3911.569, "text": " Yes." }, { "end": 3916.799, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3912.655, "text": " Cards? All right. I might like to know that." }, { "end": 3920.964, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3916.799, "text": " I mean, I can teach you, if you want." }, { "end": 3922.941, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3920.964, "text": " Yes, I would like to know that." }, { "end": 3925.22, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3922.941, "text": " Okay, I'll deal!" }, { "end": 3926.308, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3925.22, "text": " Oh, right now?" }, { "end": 3927.945, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3926.308, "text": " Yes, sure, this will be fun." }, { "end": 3929.1040000000003, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3927.945, "text": " Is this okay?" }, { "end": 3934.966, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3929.104, "text": " Listen, I would not be sitting here if it\nwere not for you. Do whatever you like." }, { "end": 3939.586, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3934.966, "text": " Okay. You draw three cards. Well, I give\nyou three cards. So you use 3d6." }, { "end": 3941.0769999999998, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3939.586, "text": " 3d6." }, { "end": 3942.407, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3941.077, "text": " Yeah." }, { "end": 3947.21, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3942.407, "text": " Got one. I'm not you. I have one of each\ndice." }, { "end": 3950.139, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3947.21, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3955.1730000000002, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3950.139, "text": " Okay. So hide your roll from me, because we\ncan't know. So first you have to ante up. How much" }, { "end": 3956.9649999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3955.173, "text": "coin do you want to put in?" }, { "end": 3958.168, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3956.965, "text": " I'm out." }, { "end": 3960.185, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3958.168, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3965.013, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3960.185, "text": " It's all right. I will front some coin for\nyou to play this game." }, { "end": 3966.615, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3965.013, "text": " Oh, great! How much do you want to front\nhim?" }, { "end": 3971.129, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3966.615, "text": " I will give you a silver piece." }, { "end": 3973.799, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3971.129, "text": " A silver. Okay, this is great." }, { "end": 3975.48, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3973.799, "text": " Thank you, Caleb. Thank you." }, { "end": 3976.869, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3975.48, "text": " Wish I had more." }, { "end": 3979.6620000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3976.869, "text": " Okay. Am I doing this right?" }, { "end": 3980.8149999999996, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3979.662, "text": " So far." }, { "end": 3990.551, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3980.815, "text": " Now I'm going to give us three cards, so we\nboth roll, but we can't see. That's good. Okay." }, { "end": 3992.583, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3990.551, "text": " Don't say 'that's good'." }, { "end": 3995.1620000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3992.583, "text": " Bluffing. How do you know I wasn't?" }, { "end": 3999.0969999999998, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3995.162, "text": " I'm going to try to change one of my cards." }, { "end": 4002.1870000000004, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3999.097, "text": " No, wait, there's rules!" }, { "end": 4004.654, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4002.187, "text": " Without you seeing." }, { "end": 4006.199, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4004.654, "text": " Make a sleight-of-hand check." }, { "end": 4010.178, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4006.199, "text": " 12 plus eight, so that's 20." }, { "end": 4014.2239999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4010.178, "text": " Make a perception check." }, { "end": 4019.431, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4014.224, "text": " No, he totally did it. She totally did it.\nThis is really hard, Sam." }, { "end": 4021.283, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4019.431, "text": " You're only an hour and a half in." }, { "end": 4023.0989999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4021.283, "text": " This is my only skill, guys." }, { "end": 4027.994, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4023.099, "text": " But, you know, that's my skill, too." }, { "end": 4029.23, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4027.994, "text": " Oh, shit." }, { "end": 4032.565, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4029.23, "text": " So I'm going to try to do it as well,\n'cause that's my skill as well." }, { "end": 4034.714, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4032.565, "text": " Well, first, what'd you roll for--" }, { "end": 4036.383, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4034.714, "text": " I did not notice him doing it." }, { "end": 4038.386, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4036.383, "text": " Okay, yeah, so you only get to reroll one of\nthe dice." }, { "end": 4041.22, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4038.386, "text": " Okay, so I'm going to try to reroll one of\nmy three, too." }, { "end": 4045.06, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4041.22, "text": " Go ahead. So make a sleight-of-hand check." }, { "end": 4049.19, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4045.06, "text": " Oh, right. Oh, shit." }, { "end": 4050.398, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4049.19, "text": " Do I notice her?" }, { "end": 4051.703, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4050.398, "text": " Well, roll a perception check." }, { "end": 4052.832, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4051.703, "text": " Nope." }, { "end": 4053.846, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4052.832, "text": " 13?" }, { "end": 4056.963, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4053.846, "text": " No, I rolled three." }, { "end": 4068.5440000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4056.963, "text": " Okay. So the best hand you can get is three\nof a kind. Then, after that, it's a straight. A" }, { "end": 4076.533, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4068.544, "text": "high straight. Then a low straight. Then it's if\nyou get all evens, or if you get all odds, then" }, { "end": 4082.627, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4076.533, "text": "it's two of a kind, then it's nothing, it's just\nhigh card. Okay, but now we put in a second" }, { "end": 4087.822, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4082.627, "text": "amount, because you can up the ante, and you get\none more card." }, { "end": 4089.098, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4087.822, "text": " I'm out." }, { "end": 4095.215, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4089.098, "text": " No, but wait, wait, wait. You can put in\nmore money, and then I deal you a different card." }, { "end": 4098.887, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4095.215, "text": "You get to give a card back, and then I deal you\nanother card." }, { "end": 4101.056, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4098.887, "text": " Should I? Caleb, do you have any more?" }, { "end": 4106.378, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4101.056, "text": " Because you saved my life yesterday, you may\nhave one more silver piece." }, { "end": 4110.66, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4106.378, "text": " One more silver. Okay, I'll keep it low,\ntoo, because you're only doing the one. So I only" }, { "end": 4112.427, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4110.66, "text": "put in one silver, too." }, { "end": 4113.906, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4112.427, "text": " That's a four-silver pot." }, { "end": 4118.912, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4113.906, "text": " Yes. And now give one of your dice back,\nwhichever one you don't want, and roll it again." }, { "end": 4120.877, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4118.912, "text": " So you get to reroll." }, { "end": 4121.959000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4120.877, "text": " Okay, got it." }, { "end": 4124.142, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4121.959, "text": " And you get to reroll one as well." }, { "end": 4129.699, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4124.142, "text": " I don't want to reroll any. Okay. Now you\nshow what you got and we'll see who wins." }, { "end": 4131.772999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4129.699, "text": " I got a pair of fours." }, { "end": 4133.366, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4131.773, "text": " I got three fives." }, { "end": 4137.281, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4133.366, "text": " I draw my shortsword." }, { "end": 4139.728, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4137.281, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4141.932, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4139.728, "text": " I immediately grapple him." }, { "end": 4148.446, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4141.932, "text": " Make an athletics check. You make an\nacrobatics check." }, { "end": 4151.817, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4148.446, "text": " Acrobatics? 24." }, { "end": 4154.318, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4151.817, "text": " 14." }, { "end": 4161.533, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4154.318, "text": " So the female goblin draws a shortsword. You\nreach out to grab, and she slips out of your grasp" }, { "end": 4163.5960000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4161.533, "text": "and is now holding the blade at the edge of the\ntable." }, { "end": 4165.478999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4163.596, "text": " You're cheating. Somehow you're cheating." }, { "end": 4171.3640000000005, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4165.479, "text": " Nott, Nott, that's fine. That's fine. She\nwon my two silver pieces. We'll just leave it at that." }, { "end": 4173.245, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4171.364, "text": " I'm sorry." }, { "end": 4178.871, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4173.245, "text": " That's okay. She's very jumpy sometimes. You\ncan understand; we've been living in the woods for" } ]

[ { "end": 3761.656, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3759.978, "text": " Solstryce Academy. You know." }, { "end": 3764.291, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3761.656, "text": " Soltryce." }, { "end": 3766.0930000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3764.291, "text": " Yeah, that one." }, { "end": 3767.761, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3766.093, "text": " The Soul Train Academy." }, { "end": 3771.044, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3767.761, "text": " It's a very fancy place." }, { "end": 3772.683, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3771.044, "text": " You know it." }, { "end": 3774.415, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3772.683, "text": " I have heard of it." }, { "end": 3778.028, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3774.415, "text": " And you have arcane talents as well." }, { "end": 3779.04, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3778.028, "text": " Yeah." }, { "end": 3782.0099999999998, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3779.04, "text": " How long have you had yours?" }, { "end": 3794.1760000000004, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3782.01, "text": " That's a tricky question. I studied when I\nwas younger, and then I gave it up for a while. I" }, { "end": 3798.3669999999997, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3794.176, "text": "picked it up again recently. It's all\nbook-learned." }, { "end": 3800.5440000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3798.367, "text": " Wow, that's cool." }, { "end": 3803.173, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3800.544, "text": " This was a good way to go for your\nfirst." }, { "end": 3804.9379999999996, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3803.173, "text": " A frickin' cat!" }, { "end": 3812.48, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3804.938, "text": " This is kind of therapeutic. Making me\nfeel better, just about life in general." }, { "end": 3813.431, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3812.48, "text": " (sneezes)" }, { "end": 3814.814, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3813.431, "text": " All right." }, { "end": 3822.1499999999996, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3814.814, "text": " He reads lots of books, Caleb does. He's very\nsmart. In fact, should we go looking for more" }, { "end": 3823.574, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3822.15, "text": "right now?" }, { "end": 3826.468, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3823.574, "text": " Maybe in a little while." }, { "end": 3828.3759999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3826.468, "text": " Can I see one of your books?" }, { "end": 3837.297, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3828.376, "text": " Well-- and I pull apart the lapels of my\ncoat. I have books in what modern-day people like" }, { "end": 3839.898, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3837.297, "text": "to think of as holster-straps, but there's a book\nhanging here." }, { "end": 3843.1910000000003, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3839.898, "text": " I think ancient people would call it a\nholster as well." }, { "end": 3849.9199999999996, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3843.191, "text": " Bap-bap-bap. The books are right here. I\nhave these, but these are heirlooms, family" }, { "end": 3859.645, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3849.92, "text": "heirlooms, so I don't share those, but-- no, I\nlike to read. That's all. And I'm a bit of a" }, { "end": 3870.209, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3859.645, "text": "self-starter, so I have to find-- I mean, good\nluck at the Academy. That's rough, I hear." }, { "end": 3875.143, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3870.209, "text": " Do you know anything about it? We're just\ngoing up. Beginner's luck." }, { "end": 3879.435, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3875.143, "text": " We know it's rich people that go there. We\nhave to find a way to get you in." }, { "end": 3881.982, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3879.435, "text": " All I know is how hard it is to get into." }, { "end": 3884.384, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3881.982, "text": " You don't have a lot of money, then?" }, { "end": 3885.782, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3884.384, "text": " Well." }, { "end": 3886.976, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3885.782, "text": " No." }, { "end": 3888.739, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3886.976, "text": " We had more." }, { "end": 3892.14, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3888.739, "text": " But then we lost it, but then we got it\nback." }, { "end": 3893.964, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3892.14, "text": " Somebody has a gambling problem." }, { "end": 3896.103, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3893.964, "text": " Oh. Which one?" }, { "end": 3898.406, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3896.103, "text": " What's the name of it again?" }, { "end": 3902.33, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3898.406, "text": " It is the Crick-Queen's Call." }, { "end": 3905.267, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3902.33, "text": " Have you played it?" }, { "end": 3906.9139999999998, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3905.267, "text": " No, I haven't." }, { "end": 3910.3570000000004, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3906.914, "text": " I'll teach you someday. It's so much fun." }, { "end": 3911.569, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3910.357, "text": " It's a game?" }, { "end": 3912.6549999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3911.569, "text": " Yes." }, { "end": 3916.799, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3912.655, "text": " Cards? All right. I might like to know that." }, { "end": 3920.964, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3916.799, "text": " I mean, I can teach you, if you want." }, { "end": 3922.941, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3920.964, "text": " Yes, I would like to know that." }, { "end": 3925.22, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3922.941, "text": " Okay, I'll deal!" }, { "end": 3926.308, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3925.22, "text": " Oh, right now?" }, { "end": 3927.945, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3926.308, "text": " Yes, sure, this will be fun." }, { "end": 3929.1040000000003, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3927.945, "text": " Is this okay?" }, { "end": 3934.966, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3929.104, "text": " Listen, I would not be sitting here if it\nwere not for you. Do whatever you like." }, { "end": 3939.586, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3934.966, "text": " Okay. You draw three cards. Well, I give\nyou three cards. So you use 3d6." }, { "end": 3941.0769999999998, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3939.586, "text": " 3d6." }, { "end": 3942.407, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3941.077, "text": " Yeah." }, { "end": 3947.21, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3942.407, "text": " Got one. I'm not you. I have one of each\ndice." }, { "end": 3950.139, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3947.21, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3955.1730000000002, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3950.139, "text": " Okay. So hide your roll from me, because we\ncan't know. So first you have to ante up. How much" }, { "end": 3956.9649999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3955.173, "text": "coin do you want to put in?" }, { "end": 3958.168, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3956.965, "text": " I'm out." }, { "end": 3960.185, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3958.168, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3965.013, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3960.185, "text": " It's all right. I will front some coin for\nyou to play this game." }, { "end": 3966.615, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3965.013, "text": " Oh, great! How much do you want to front\nhim?" }, { "end": 3971.129, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3966.615, "text": " I will give you a silver piece." }, { "end": 3973.799, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3971.129, "text": " A silver. Okay, this is great." }, { "end": 3975.48, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3973.799, "text": " Thank you, Caleb. Thank you." }, { "end": 3976.869, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3975.48, "text": " Wish I had more." }, { "end": 3979.6620000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3976.869, "text": " Okay. Am I doing this right?" }, { "end": 3980.8149999999996, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3979.662, "text": " So far." }, { "end": 3990.551, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3980.815, "text": " Now I'm going to give us three cards, so we\nboth roll, but we can't see. That's good. Okay." }, { "end": 3992.583, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3990.551, "text": " Don't say 'that's good'." }, { "end": 3995.1620000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3992.583, "text": " Bluffing. How do you know I wasn't?" }, { "end": 3999.0969999999998, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3995.162, "text": " I'm going to try to change one of my cards." }, { "end": 4002.1870000000004, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3999.097, "text": " No, wait, there's rules!" }, { "end": 4004.654, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4002.187, "text": " Without you seeing." }, { "end": 4006.199, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4004.654, "text": " Make a sleight-of-hand check." }, { "end": 4010.178, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4006.199, "text": " 12 plus eight, so that's 20." }, { "end": 4014.2239999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4010.178, "text": " Make a perception check." }, { "end": 4019.431, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4014.224, "text": " No, he totally did it. She totally did it.\nThis is really hard, Sam." }, { "end": 4021.283, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4019.431, "text": " You're only an hour and a half in." }, { "end": 4023.0989999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4021.283, "text": " This is my only skill, guys." }, { "end": 4027.994, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4023.099, "text": " But, you know, that's my skill, too." }, { "end": 4029.23, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4027.994, "text": " Oh, shit." }, { "end": 4032.565, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4029.23, "text": " So I'm going to try to do it as well,\n'cause that's my skill as well." }, { "end": 4034.714, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4032.565, "text": " Well, first, what'd you roll for--" }, { "end": 4036.383, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4034.714, "text": " I did not notice him doing it." }, { "end": 4038.386, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4036.383, "text": " Okay, yeah, so you only get to reroll one of\nthe dice." }, { "end": 4041.22, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4038.386, "text": " Okay, so I'm going to try to reroll one of\nmy three, too." }, { "end": 4045.06, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4041.22, "text": " Go ahead. So make a sleight-of-hand check." }, { "end": 4049.19, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4045.06, "text": " Oh, right. Oh, shit." }, { "end": 4050.398, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4049.19, "text": " Do I notice her?" }, { "end": 4051.703, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4050.398, "text": " Well, roll a perception check." }, { "end": 4052.832, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4051.703, "text": " Nope." }, { "end": 4053.846, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4052.832, "text": " 13?" }, { "end": 4056.963, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4053.846, "text": " No, I rolled three." }, { "end": 4068.5440000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4056.963, "text": " Okay. So the best hand you can get is three\nof a kind. Then, after that, it's a straight. A" }, { "end": 4076.533, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4068.544, "text": "high straight. Then a low straight. Then it's if\nyou get all evens, or if you get all odds, then" }, { "end": 4082.627, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4076.533, "text": "it's two of a kind, then it's nothing, it's just\nhigh card. Okay, but now we put in a second" }, { "end": 4087.822, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4082.627, "text": "amount, because you can up the ante, and you get\none more card." }, { "end": 4089.098, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4087.822, "text": " I'm out." }, { "end": 4095.215, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4089.098, "text": " No, but wait, wait, wait. You can put in\nmore money, and then I deal you a different card." }, { "end": 4098.887, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4095.215, "text": "You get to give a card back, and then I deal you\nanother card." }, { "end": 4101.056, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4098.887, "text": " Should I? Caleb, do you have any more?" }, { "end": 4106.378, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4101.056, "text": " Because you saved my life yesterday, you may\nhave one more silver piece." }, { "end": 4110.66, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4106.378, "text": " One more silver. Okay, I'll keep it low,\ntoo, because you're only doing the one. So I only" }, { "end": 4112.427, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4110.66, "text": "put in one silver, too." }, { "end": 4113.906, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4112.427, "text": " That's a four-silver pot." }, { "end": 4118.912, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4113.906, "text": " Yes. And now give one of your dice back,\nwhichever one you don't want, and roll it again." }, { "end": 4120.877, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4118.912, "text": " So you get to reroll." }, { "end": 4121.959000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4120.877, "text": " Okay, got it." }, { "end": 4124.142, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4121.959, "text": " And you get to reroll one as well." }, { "end": 4129.699, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4124.142, "text": " I don't want to reroll any. Okay. Now you\nshow what you got and we'll see who wins." }, { "end": 4131.772999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4129.699, "text": " I got a pair of fours." }, { "end": 4133.366, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4131.773, "text": " I got three fives." }, { "end": 4137.281, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4133.366, "text": " I draw my shortsword." }, { "end": 4139.728, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4137.281, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4141.932, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4139.728, "text": " I immediately grapple him." }, { "end": 4148.446, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4141.932, "text": " Make an athletics check. You make an\nacrobatics check." }, { "end": 4151.817, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4148.446, "text": " Acrobatics? 24." }, { "end": 4154.318, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4151.817, "text": " 14." }, { "end": 4161.533, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4154.318, "text": " So the female goblin draws a shortsword. You\nreach out to grab, and she slips out of your grasp" }, { "end": 4163.5960000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4161.533, "text": "and is now holding the blade at the edge of the\ntable." }, { "end": 4165.478999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4163.596, "text": " You're cheating. Somehow you're cheating." }, { "end": 4171.3640000000005, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4165.479, "text": " Nott, Nott, that's fine. That's fine. She\nwon my two silver pieces. We'll just leave it at that." }, { "end": 4173.245, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4171.364, "text": " I'm sorry." }, { "end": 4178.871, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4173.245, "text": " That's okay. She's very jumpy sometimes. You\ncan understand; we've been living in the woods for" } ]

[ { "end": 3761.656, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3759.978, "text": " Solstryce Academy. You know." }, { "end": 3764.291, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3761.656, "text": " Soltryce." }, { "end": 3766.0930000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3764.291, "text": " Yeah, that one." }, { "end": 3767.761, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3766.093, "text": " The Soul Train Academy." }, { "end": 3771.044, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3767.761, "text": " It's a very fancy place." }, { "end": 3772.683, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3771.044, "text": " You know it." }, { "end": 3774.415, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3772.683, "text": " I have heard of it." }, { "end": 3778.028, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3774.415, "text": " And you have arcane talents as well." }, { "end": 3779.04, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3778.028, "text": " Yeah." }, { "end": 3782.0099999999998, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3779.04, "text": " How long have you had yours?" }, { "end": 3794.1760000000004, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3782.01, "text": " That's a tricky question. I studied when I\nwas younger, and then I gave it up for a while. I" }, { "end": 3798.3669999999997, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3794.176, "text": "picked it up again recently. It's all\nbook-learned." }, { "end": 3800.5440000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3798.367, "text": " Wow, that's cool." }, { "end": 3803.173, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3800.544, "text": " This was a good way to go for your\nfirst." }, { "end": 3804.9379999999996, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3803.173, "text": " A frickin' cat!" }, { "end": 3812.48, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3804.938, "text": " This is kind of therapeutic. Making me\nfeel better, just about life in general." }, { "end": 3813.431, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3812.48, "text": " (sneezes)" }, { "end": 3814.814, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3813.431, "text": " All right." }, { "end": 3822.1499999999996, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3814.814, "text": " He reads lots of books, Caleb does. He's very\nsmart. In fact, should we go looking for more" }, { "end": 3823.574, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3822.15, "text": "right now?" }, { "end": 3826.468, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3823.574, "text": " Maybe in a little while." }, { "end": 3828.3759999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3826.468, "text": " Can I see one of your books?" }, { "end": 3837.297, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3828.376, "text": " Well-- and I pull apart the lapels of my\ncoat. I have books in what modern-day people like" }, { "end": 3839.898, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3837.297, "text": "to think of as holster-straps, but there's a book\nhanging here." }, { "end": 3843.1910000000003, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3839.898, "text": " I think ancient people would call it a\nholster as well." }, { "end": 3849.9199999999996, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3843.191, "text": " Bap-bap-bap. The books are right here. I\nhave these, but these are heirlooms, family" }, { "end": 3859.645, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3849.92, "text": "heirlooms, so I don't share those, but-- no, I\nlike to read. That's all. And I'm a bit of a" }, { "end": 3870.209, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3859.645, "text": "self-starter, so I have to find-- I mean, good\nluck at the Academy. That's rough, I hear." }, { "end": 3875.143, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3870.209, "text": " Do you know anything about it? We're just\ngoing up. Beginner's luck." }, { "end": 3879.435, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3875.143, "text": " We know it's rich people that go there. We\nhave to find a way to get you in." }, { "end": 3881.982, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3879.435, "text": " All I know is how hard it is to get into." }, { "end": 3884.384, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3881.982, "text": " You don't have a lot of money, then?" }, { "end": 3885.782, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3884.384, "text": " Well." }, { "end": 3886.976, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3885.782, "text": " No." }, { "end": 3888.739, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3886.976, "text": " We had more." }, { "end": 3892.14, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3888.739, "text": " But then we lost it, but then we got it\nback." }, { "end": 3893.964, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 3892.14, "text": " Somebody has a gambling problem." }, { "end": 3896.103, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3893.964, "text": " Oh. Which one?" }, { "end": 3898.406, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3896.103, "text": " What's the name of it again?" }, { "end": 3902.33, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3898.406, "text": " It is the Crick-Queen's Call." }, { "end": 3905.267, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3902.33, "text": " Have you played it?" }, { "end": 3906.9139999999998, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3905.267, "text": " No, I haven't." }, { "end": 3910.3570000000004, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3906.914, "text": " I'll teach you someday. It's so much fun." }, { "end": 3911.569, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3910.357, "text": " It's a game?" }, { "end": 3912.6549999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3911.569, "text": " Yes." }, { "end": 3916.799, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3912.655, "text": " Cards? All right. I might like to know that." }, { "end": 3920.964, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3916.799, "text": " I mean, I can teach you, if you want." }, { "end": 3922.941, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3920.964, "text": " Yes, I would like to know that." }, { "end": 3925.22, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3922.941, "text": " Okay, I'll deal!" }, { "end": 3926.308, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3925.22, "text": " Oh, right now?" }, { "end": 3927.945, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3926.308, "text": " Yes, sure, this will be fun." }, { "end": 3929.1040000000003, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3927.945, "text": " Is this okay?" }, { "end": 3934.966, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3929.104, "text": " Listen, I would not be sitting here if it\nwere not for you. Do whatever you like." }, { "end": 3939.586, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3934.966, "text": " Okay. You draw three cards. Well, I give\nyou three cards. So you use 3d6." }, { "end": 3941.0769999999998, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3939.586, "text": " 3d6." }, { "end": 3942.407, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3941.077, "text": " Yeah." }, { "end": 3947.21, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3942.407, "text": " Got one. I'm not you. I have one of each\ndice." }, { "end": 3950.139, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3947.21, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3955.1730000000002, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3950.139, "text": " Okay. So hide your roll from me, because we\ncan't know. So first you have to ante up. How much" }, { "end": 3956.9649999999997, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3955.173, "text": "coin do you want to put in?" }, { "end": 3958.168, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3956.965, "text": " I'm out." }, { "end": 3960.185, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3958.168, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 3965.013, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3960.185, "text": " It's all right. I will front some coin for\nyou to play this game." }, { "end": 3966.615, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3965.013, "text": " Oh, great! How much do you want to front\nhim?" }, { "end": 3971.129, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3966.615, "text": " I will give you a silver piece." }, { "end": 3973.799, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3971.129, "text": " A silver. Okay, this is great." }, { "end": 3975.48, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3973.799, "text": " Thank you, Caleb. Thank you." }, { "end": 3976.869, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 3975.48, "text": " Wish I had more." }, { "end": 3979.6620000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3976.869, "text": " Okay. Am I doing this right?" }, { "end": 3980.8149999999996, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3979.662, "text": " So far." }, { "end": 3990.551, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3980.815, "text": " Now I'm going to give us three cards, so we\nboth roll, but we can't see. That's good. Okay." }, { "end": 3992.583, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 3990.551, "text": " Don't say 'that's good'." }, { "end": 3995.1620000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3992.583, "text": " Bluffing. How do you know I wasn't?" }, { "end": 3999.0969999999998, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 3995.162, "text": " I'm going to try to change one of my cards." }, { "end": 4002.1870000000004, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 3999.097, "text": " No, wait, there's rules!" }, { "end": 4004.654, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4002.187, "text": " Without you seeing." }, { "end": 4006.199, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4004.654, "text": " Make a sleight-of-hand check." }, { "end": 4010.178, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4006.199, "text": " 12 plus eight, so that's 20." }, { "end": 4014.2239999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4010.178, "text": " Make a perception check." }, { "end": 4019.431, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4014.224, "text": " No, he totally did it. She totally did it.\nThis is really hard, Sam." }, { "end": 4021.283, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4019.431, "text": " You're only an hour and a half in." }, { "end": 4023.0989999999997, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4021.283, "text": " This is my only skill, guys." }, { "end": 4027.994, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4023.099, "text": " But, you know, that's my skill, too." }, { "end": 4029.23, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4027.994, "text": " Oh, shit." }, { "end": 4032.565, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4029.23, "text": " So I'm going to try to do it as well,\n'cause that's my skill as well." }, { "end": 4034.714, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4032.565, "text": " Well, first, what'd you roll for--" }, { "end": 4036.383, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4034.714, "text": " I did not notice him doing it." }, { "end": 4038.386, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4036.383, "text": " Okay, yeah, so you only get to reroll one of\nthe dice." }, { "end": 4041.22, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4038.386, "text": " Okay, so I'm going to try to reroll one of\nmy three, too." }, { "end": 4045.06, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4041.22, "text": " Go ahead. So make a sleight-of-hand check." }, { "end": 4049.19, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4045.06, "text": " Oh, right. Oh, shit." }, { "end": 4050.398, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4049.19, "text": " Do I notice her?" }, { "end": 4051.703, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4050.398, "text": " Well, roll a perception check." }, { "end": 4052.832, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4051.703, "text": " Nope." }, { "end": 4053.846, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4052.832, "text": " 13?" }, { "end": 4056.963, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4053.846, "text": " No, I rolled three." }, { "end": 4068.5440000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4056.963, "text": " Okay. So the best hand you can get is three\nof a kind. Then, after that, it's a straight. A" }, { "end": 4076.533, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4068.544, "text": "high straight. Then a low straight. Then it's if\nyou get all evens, or if you get all odds, then" }, { "end": 4082.627, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4076.533, "text": "it's two of a kind, then it's nothing, it's just\nhigh card. Okay, but now we put in a second" }, { "end": 4087.822, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4082.627, "text": "amount, because you can up the ante, and you get\none more card." }, { "end": 4089.098, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4087.822, "text": " I'm out." }, { "end": 4095.215, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4089.098, "text": " No, but wait, wait, wait. You can put in\nmore money, and then I deal you a different card." }, { "end": 4098.887, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4095.215, "text": "You get to give a card back, and then I deal you\nanother card." }, { "end": 4101.056, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4098.887, "text": " Should I? Caleb, do you have any more?" }, { "end": 4106.378, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4101.056, "text": " Because you saved my life yesterday, you may\nhave one more silver piece." }, { "end": 4110.66, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4106.378, "text": " One more silver. Okay, I'll keep it low,\ntoo, because you're only doing the one. So I only" }, { "end": 4112.427, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4110.66, "text": "put in one silver, too." }, { "end": 4113.906, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4112.427, "text": " That's a four-silver pot." }, { "end": 4118.912, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4113.906, "text": " Yes. And now give one of your dice back,\nwhichever one you don't want, and roll it again." }, { "end": 4120.877, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4118.912, "text": " So you get to reroll." }, { "end": 4121.959000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4120.877, "text": " Okay, got it." }, { "end": 4124.142, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4121.959, "text": " And you get to reroll one as well." }, { "end": 4129.699, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4124.142, "text": " I don't want to reroll any. Okay. Now you\nshow what you got and we'll see who wins." }, { "end": 4131.772999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4129.699, "text": " I got a pair of fours." }, { "end": 4133.366, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4131.773, "text": " I got three fives." }, { "end": 4137.281, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4133.366, "text": " I draw my shortsword." }, { "end": 4139.728, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4137.281, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4141.932, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4139.728, "text": " I immediately grapple him." }, { "end": 4148.446, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4141.932, "text": " Make an athletics check. You make an\nacrobatics check." }, { "end": 4151.817, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4148.446, "text": " Acrobatics? 24." }, { "end": 4154.318, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4151.817, "text": " 14." }, { "end": 4161.533, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4154.318, "text": " So the female goblin draws a shortsword. You\nreach out to grab, and she slips out of your grasp" }, { "end": 4163.5960000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4161.533, "text": "and is now holding the blade at the edge of the\ntable." }, { "end": 4165.478999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4163.596, "text": " You're cheating. Somehow you're cheating." }, { "end": 4171.3640000000005, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4165.479, "text": " Nott, Nott, that's fine. That's fine. She\nwon my two silver pieces. We'll just leave it at that." }, { "end": 4173.245, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4171.364, "text": " I'm sorry." }, { "end": 4178.871, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4173.245, "text": " That's okay. She's very jumpy sometimes. You\ncan understand; we've been living in the woods for" } ]

[ { "end": 4183.8460000000005, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4178.871, "text": "a long time. Every time we come near any place\nlike this, we're attacked, jumped, followed. So I" }, { "end": 4185.217, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4183.846, "text": "apologize on behalf of--" }, { "end": 4187.442, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4185.217, "text": " That was stupid. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have\ndone that. I'm sorry." }, { "end": 4192.781, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4187.442, "text": " No, it's okay. Just don't do it again. But\nI'm sorry I took all this money from your friend." }, { "end": 4194.34, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4192.781, "text": " That's making it worse." }, { "end": 4196.505, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4194.34, "text": " Maybe you could give some of it back." }, { "end": 4200.07, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4196.505, "text": " Why, though? But I won it." }, { "end": 4201.500999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4200.07, "text": " Your Laura is showing." }, { "end": 4206.8, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4201.501, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4212.906, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4206.8, "text": " Tell you what. I'll give you-- none of it\nback, I can't! Okay, here's one silver back--" }, { "end": 4214.2029999999995, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4212.906, "text": " No, I insist." }, { "end": 4221.532, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4214.203, "text": " Okay, but I insist, all the money back. All\nright, fine, it's mine, thank you. Yay." }, { "end": 4223.502, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4221.532, "text": " I need another drink." }, { "end": 4227.562000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4223.502, "text": " A round of Trosts for both our tables,\nplease." }, { "end": 4229.155, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4227.562, "text": " See? Isn't that the most fun?" }, { "end": 4230.557, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4229.155, "text": " It's fun." }, { "end": 4234.1759999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4230.557, "text": " Yorda looks over and goes, \"Any preference\nof family?\"" }, { "end": 4236.619000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4234.176, "text": " Not Baumbauch." }, { "end": 4238.28, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4236.619, "text": " \"Von Brandt it is.\"" }, { "end": 4243.726, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4238.28, "text": " I'm impressed that you stuck to taking a\nguy's money in a training game." }, { "end": 4246.517, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4243.726, "text": " Right? Oh, wait, is that bad?" }, { "end": 4247.751, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4246.517, "text": " Meh." }, { "end": 4251.938, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4247.751, "text": " Well, I only learned last night, you guys." }, { "end": 4253.7660000000005, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4251.938, "text": " What is a training game?" }, { "end": 4256.379999999999, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4253.766, "text": " Just meaning when she was teaching." }, { "end": 4258.832, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4256.38, "text": " People took my money when I was learning." }, { "end": 4262.652, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4258.832, "text": " It's fine. It's water under the bridge. It's\nfine. It's all right." }, { "end": 4268.52, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4262.652, "text": " Another round is brought to your table. You\nguys can share a solemn post-game drink amongst" }, { "end": 4269.900000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4268.52, "text": "yourselves." }, { "end": 4271.9439999999995, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4269.9, "text": " If you feel slightly worse, there's a drink\non me." }, { "end": 4275.938, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4271.944, "text": " Oh jeez, now I'm definitely giving you your\ntwo silver back. Don't worry about it, man." }, { "end": 4279.277, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4275.938, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4281.71, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4279.277, "text": " She's just a couple of wild and crazy guys\nover here." }, { "end": 4285.879, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4281.71, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4291.1939999999995, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4285.879, "text": " Have my baked goods come out yet?" }, { "end": 4295.598000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4291.194, "text": " They have. Your meal's been presented for a\nwhile now. You've had the opportunity to eat most" }, { "end": 4296.745, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4295.598, "text": "of your meal." }, { "end": 4297.897, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4296.745, "text": " That's real." }, { "end": 4301.814, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4297.897, "text": " That is actually real. That's the power of\nimagination, Sam. That wasn't there a second ago." }, { "end": 4303.152, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 4301.814, "text": " Bangarang!" }, { "end": 4304.9, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 4303.152, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4306.71, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 4304.9, "text": " Right there for you." }, { "end": 4314.441, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4306.71, "text": " So you all finish your independent meals and\ndecide to continue your conversations or go about" }, { "end": 4316.217, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4314.441, "text": "your business for the day." }, { "end": 4318.267, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4316.217, "text": " I just want to go to the carnival." }, { "end": 4320.648999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4318.267, "text": " That's later tonight, though, isn't it?" }, { "end": 4323.793000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4320.649, "text": " If you have no other business, we can wait\nuntil dusk." }, { "end": 4329.231, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4323.793, "text": " Well, there's that board on the wall. Has\nanything new been posted on the board?" }, { "end": 4338.682, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4329.231, "text": " You go ahead and take a look at it. There is\none sheet that pertains to somebody in the Hills" }, { "end": 4345.5419999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4338.682, "text": "Ward looking for folks to go ahead and do an\nextermination run near the southern portion of the" }, { "end": 4350.6140000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4345.542, "text": "Ustaloch. It looks like there's what looks to be\na vole infestation." }, { "end": 4353.549, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4350.614, "text": " What the fuck is a vole?" }, { "end": 4355.281, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4353.549, "text": " It's a small rat." }, { "end": 4357.536, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4355.281, "text": " Should we do it?" }, { "end": 4362.904, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4357.536, "text": " I mean, we have to kill Rodents of\nUnusual Size." }, { "end": 4364.830000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4362.904, "text": " That doesn't sound interesting to me at all." }, { "end": 4367.463, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4364.83, "text": " What else is there?" }, { "end": 4372.630999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4367.463, "text": " Currently, it looks like there was another\nsheet that looks like most has been torn off. The" }, { "end": 4374.347000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4372.631, "text": "rest of the board is pretty empty at the moment." }, { "end": 4376.018, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4374.347, "text": " DM, did I tear that? I can't remember." }, { "end": 4377.56, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4376.018, "text": " You did, yes." }, { "end": 4384.1630000000005, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4377.56, "text": " Wasn't it a delivery thing?" }, { "end": 4386.803999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4384.163, "text": " That was what it was, yeah." }, { "end": 4392.742, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4386.804, "text": " It was to help move and load crates at one\nof the local breweries." }, { "end": 4393.9890000000005, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4392.742, "text": " Fuck that." }, { "end": 4397.4839999999995, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4393.989, "text": " We've done that. It sucked so much." }, { "end": 4398.617, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4397.484, "text": " You did that?" }, { "end": 4400.072, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4398.617, "text": " Well, by mistake." }, { "end": 4402.526, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4400.072, "text": " We played D&D and we moved crates for\neight hours." }, { "end": 4404.199, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4402.526, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4405.557, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4404.199, "text": " We did, yeah." }, { "end": 4406.781, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4405.557, "text": " Welcome to level two." }, { "end": 4409.0199999999995, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4406.781, "text": " We said no to that job, thank you." }, { "end": 4411.4310000000005, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4409.02, "text": " We get bored pretty easily." }, { "end": 4418.571, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4411.431, "text": " We did, however, then gamble with the\nother workers and then Jester-- yeah. Jester--" }, { "end": 4420.39, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4418.571, "text": " Well, I lost it, but he made so much." }, { "end": 4424.227000000001, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4420.39, "text": " Maybe not out loud say that. Just a\nthought." }, { "end": 4427.04, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4424.227, "text": " Oh, that's right. We probably shouldn't.\nWe didn't make any money." }, { "end": 4430.232, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4427.04, "text": " Do you guys want company? Do you want us to\ncome and hang out with you today?" }, { "end": 4433.181, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4430.232, "text": " I don't know about that. That sounds risky, I\ndon't know." }, { "end": 4440.786999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4433.181, "text": " Do you know something? I, shockingly, think\nthat's not a bad idea." }, { "end": 4443.618, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4440.787, "text": " To have these weirdos with us?" }, { "end": 4445.722000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4443.618, "text": " I can hear you." }, { "end": 4448.969999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4445.722, "text": " Yesterday was a very bad day." }, { "end": 4457.320000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4448.97, "text": " Yes. Well, I suppose if we surrounded\nourselves with weirdos, then maybe it would take" }, { "end": 4458.978, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4457.32, "text": "some of heat off of me." }, { "end": 4462.472, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4458.978, "text": " Well, yes. Bottom line: can you hang with\nthe goblin?" }, { "end": 4468.721, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4462.472, "text": " Bottom line-- and I touch Nott's shoulder,\nand I cast Blessing of the Trickster." }, { "end": 4471.424, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4468.721, "text": " Oh, Jesus, she's going to kill me right now." }, { "end": 4472.976, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4471.424, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4476.463, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4472.976, "text": " Any magic kills a goblin instantly. Yeah,\ninstantly." }, { "end": 4479.567999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4476.463, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4482.643, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4479.568, "text": " That would be the worst character choice\never." }, { "end": 4485.294, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4482.643, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4490.938, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4485.294, "text": " We will mourn her. Tschuss." }, { "end": 4502.607, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4490.938, "text": " Okay, so there's a slight sense of warmth\nthat emanates from under her hand, and for a" }, { "end": 4507.931, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4502.607, "text": "moment, you look over and glance instinctively,\nready to almost draw your sword again. But it" }, { "end": 4512.869, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4507.931, "text": "seems to quicken your reflexes. You have this\nsurge of adrenaline that doesn't quite fade." }, { "end": 4516.424999999999, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4512.869, "text": " You have advantage on all your stealth\nchecks." }, { "end": 4517.854, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4516.425, "text": " For the next hour." }, { "end": 4521.14, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4517.854, "text": " Thank you. That's very nice." }, { "end": 4527.214, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4521.14, "text": " I don't have a problem with goblins, but\nyou guys aren't in any trouble, are you? No one's" }, { "end": 4528.711, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4527.214, "text": "after you?" }, { "end": 4531.571, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4528.711, "text": " Because she is all kinds of trouble." }, { "end": 4533.836, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4531.571, "text": " No one is after me!" }, { "end": 4536.366, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4533.836, "text": " Can I make an insight check?" }, { "end": 4537.498, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4536.366, "text": " You may." }, { "end": 4541.357, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4537.498, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4543.762, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4541.357, "text": " 13." }, { "end": 4548.817, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4543.762, "text": " 13. If you want to go ahead and try and\nlie." }, { "end": 4554.936, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4548.817, "text": " That's a 14, except negative three to\nperformance." }, { "end": 4561.098999999999, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 4554.936, "text": " I've been waiting for this for so long." }, { "end": 4564.274, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4561.099, "text": " So 11." }, { "end": 4566.410000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4564.274, "text": " So, are you lying?" }, { "end": 4571.635, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4566.41, "text": " I am lying. I am definitely on the run from\nsomeone." }, { "end": 4574.602, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4571.635, "text": " Good to know." }, { "end": 4585.662, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4574.602, "text": " So. Mask. I'm just fascinated by the\nmask. Looks well-made. Did you make it?" }, { "end": 4589.229, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4585.662, "text": " That's a good fucking question. Did I make\nit?" }, { "end": 4591.571, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4589.229, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4593.5199999999995, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4591.571, "text": " I don't make things." } ]

[ { "end": 4183.8460000000005, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4178.871, "text": "a long time. Every time we come near any place\nlike this, we're attacked, jumped, followed. So I" }, { "end": 4185.217, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4183.846, "text": "apologize on behalf of--" }, { "end": 4187.442, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4185.217, "text": " That was stupid. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have\ndone that. I'm sorry." }, { "end": 4192.781, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4187.442, "text": " No, it's okay. Just don't do it again. But\nI'm sorry I took all this money from your friend." }, { "end": 4194.34, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4192.781, "text": " That's making it worse." }, { "end": 4196.505, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4194.34, "text": " Maybe you could give some of it back." }, { "end": 4200.07, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4196.505, "text": " Why, though? But I won it." }, { "end": 4201.500999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4200.07, "text": " Your Laura is showing." }, { "end": 4206.8, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4201.501, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4212.906, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4206.8, "text": " Tell you what. I'll give you-- none of it\nback, I can't! Okay, here's one silver back--" }, { "end": 4214.2029999999995, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4212.906, "text": " No, I insist." }, { "end": 4221.532, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4214.203, "text": " Okay, but I insist, all the money back. All\nright, fine, it's mine, thank you. Yay." }, { "end": 4223.502, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4221.532, "text": " I need another drink." }, { "end": 4227.562000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4223.502, "text": " A round of Trosts for both our tables,\nplease." }, { "end": 4229.155, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4227.562, "text": " See? Isn't that the most fun?" }, { "end": 4230.557, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4229.155, "text": " It's fun." }, { "end": 4234.1759999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4230.557, "text": " Yorda looks over and goes, \"Any preference\nof family?\"" }, { "end": 4236.619000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4234.176, "text": " Not Baumbauch." }, { "end": 4238.28, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4236.619, "text": " \"Von Brandt it is.\"" }, { "end": 4243.726, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4238.28, "text": " I'm impressed that you stuck to taking a\nguy's money in a training game." }, { "end": 4246.517, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4243.726, "text": " Right? Oh, wait, is that bad?" }, { "end": 4247.751, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4246.517, "text": " Meh." }, { "end": 4251.938, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4247.751, "text": " Well, I only learned last night, you guys." }, { "end": 4253.7660000000005, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4251.938, "text": " What is a training game?" }, { "end": 4256.379999999999, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4253.766, "text": " Just meaning when she was teaching." }, { "end": 4258.832, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4256.38, "text": " People took my money when I was learning." }, { "end": 4262.652, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4258.832, "text": " It's fine. It's water under the bridge. It's\nfine. It's all right." }, { "end": 4268.52, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4262.652, "text": " Another round is brought to your table. You\nguys can share a solemn post-game drink amongst" }, { "end": 4269.900000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4268.52, "text": "yourselves." }, { "end": 4271.9439999999995, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4269.9, "text": " If you feel slightly worse, there's a drink\non me." }, { "end": 4275.938, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4271.944, "text": " Oh jeez, now I'm definitely giving you your\ntwo silver back. Don't worry about it, man." }, { "end": 4279.277, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4275.938, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4281.71, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4279.277, "text": " She's just a couple of wild and crazy guys\nover here." }, { "end": 4285.879, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4281.71, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4291.1939999999995, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4285.879, "text": " Have my baked goods come out yet?" }, { "end": 4295.598000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4291.194, "text": " They have. Your meal's been presented for a\nwhile now. You've had the opportunity to eat most" }, { "end": 4296.745, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4295.598, "text": "of your meal." }, { "end": 4297.897, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4296.745, "text": " That's real." }, { "end": 4301.814, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4297.897, "text": " That is actually real. That's the power of\nimagination, Sam. That wasn't there a second ago." }, { "end": 4303.152, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 4301.814, "text": " Bangarang!" }, { "end": 4304.9, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 4303.152, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4306.71, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 4304.9, "text": " Right there for you." }, { "end": 4314.441, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4306.71, "text": " So you all finish your independent meals and\ndecide to continue your conversations or go about" }, { "end": 4316.217, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4314.441, "text": "your business for the day." }, { "end": 4318.267, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4316.217, "text": " I just want to go to the carnival." }, { "end": 4320.648999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4318.267, "text": " That's later tonight, though, isn't it?" }, { "end": 4323.793000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4320.649, "text": " If you have no other business, we can wait\nuntil dusk." }, { "end": 4329.231, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4323.793, "text": " Well, there's that board on the wall. Has\nanything new been posted on the board?" }, { "end": 4338.682, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4329.231, "text": " You go ahead and take a look at it. There is\none sheet that pertains to somebody in the Hills" }, { "end": 4345.5419999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4338.682, "text": "Ward looking for folks to go ahead and do an\nextermination run near the southern portion of the" }, { "end": 4350.6140000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4345.542, "text": "Ustaloch. It looks like there's what looks to be\na vole infestation." }, { "end": 4353.549, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4350.614, "text": " What the fuck is a vole?" }, { "end": 4355.281, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4353.549, "text": " It's a small rat." }, { "end": 4357.536, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4355.281, "text": " Should we do it?" }, { "end": 4362.904, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4357.536, "text": " I mean, we have to kill Rodents of\nUnusual Size." }, { "end": 4364.830000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4362.904, "text": " That doesn't sound interesting to me at all." }, { "end": 4367.463, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4364.83, "text": " What else is there?" }, { "end": 4372.630999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4367.463, "text": " Currently, it looks like there was another\nsheet that looks like most has been torn off. The" }, { "end": 4374.347000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4372.631, "text": "rest of the board is pretty empty at the moment." }, { "end": 4376.018, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4374.347, "text": " DM, did I tear that? I can't remember." }, { "end": 4377.56, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4376.018, "text": " You did, yes." }, { "end": 4384.1630000000005, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4377.56, "text": " Wasn't it a delivery thing?" }, { "end": 4386.803999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4384.163, "text": " That was what it was, yeah." }, { "end": 4392.742, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4386.804, "text": " It was to help move and load crates at one\nof the local breweries." }, { "end": 4393.9890000000005, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4392.742, "text": " Fuck that." }, { "end": 4397.4839999999995, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4393.989, "text": " We've done that. It sucked so much." }, { "end": 4398.617, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4397.484, "text": " You did that?" }, { "end": 4400.072, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4398.617, "text": " Well, by mistake." }, { "end": 4402.526, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4400.072, "text": " We played D&D and we moved crates for\neight hours." }, { "end": 4404.199, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4402.526, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4405.557, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4404.199, "text": " We did, yeah." }, { "end": 4406.781, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4405.557, "text": " Welcome to level two." }, { "end": 4409.0199999999995, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4406.781, "text": " We said no to that job, thank you." }, { "end": 4411.4310000000005, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4409.02, "text": " We get bored pretty easily." }, { "end": 4418.571, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4411.431, "text": " We did, however, then gamble with the\nother workers and then Jester-- yeah. Jester--" }, { "end": 4420.39, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4418.571, "text": " Well, I lost it, but he made so much." }, { "end": 4424.227000000001, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4420.39, "text": " Maybe not out loud say that. Just a\nthought." }, { "end": 4427.04, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4424.227, "text": " Oh, that's right. We probably shouldn't.\nWe didn't make any money." }, { "end": 4430.232, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4427.04, "text": " Do you guys want company? Do you want us to\ncome and hang out with you today?" }, { "end": 4433.181, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4430.232, "text": " I don't know about that. That sounds risky, I\ndon't know." }, { "end": 4440.786999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4433.181, "text": " Do you know something? I, shockingly, think\nthat's not a bad idea." }, { "end": 4443.618, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4440.787, "text": " To have these weirdos with us?" }, { "end": 4445.722000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4443.618, "text": " I can hear you." }, { "end": 4448.969999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4445.722, "text": " Yesterday was a very bad day." }, { "end": 4457.320000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4448.97, "text": " Yes. Well, I suppose if we surrounded\nourselves with weirdos, then maybe it would take" }, { "end": 4458.978, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4457.32, "text": "some of heat off of me." }, { "end": 4462.472, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4458.978, "text": " Well, yes. Bottom line: can you hang with\nthe goblin?" }, { "end": 4468.721, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4462.472, "text": " Bottom line-- and I touch Nott's shoulder,\nand I cast Blessing of the Trickster." }, { "end": 4471.424, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4468.721, "text": " Oh, Jesus, she's going to kill me right now." }, { "end": 4472.976, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4471.424, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4476.463, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4472.976, "text": " Any magic kills a goblin instantly. Yeah,\ninstantly." }, { "end": 4479.567999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4476.463, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4482.643, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4479.568, "text": " That would be the worst character choice\never." }, { "end": 4485.294, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4482.643, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4490.938, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4485.294, "text": " We will mourn her. Tschuss." }, { "end": 4502.607, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4490.938, "text": " Okay, so there's a slight sense of warmth\nthat emanates from under her hand, and for a" }, { "end": 4507.931, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4502.607, "text": "moment, you look over and glance instinctively,\nready to almost draw your sword again. But it" }, { "end": 4512.869, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4507.931, "text": "seems to quicken your reflexes. You have this\nsurge of adrenaline that doesn't quite fade." }, { "end": 4516.424999999999, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4512.869, "text": " You have advantage on all your stealth\nchecks." }, { "end": 4517.854, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4516.425, "text": " For the next hour." }, { "end": 4521.14, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4517.854, "text": " Thank you. That's very nice." }, { "end": 4527.214, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4521.14, "text": " I don't have a problem with goblins, but\nyou guys aren't in any trouble, are you? No one's" }, { "end": 4528.711, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4527.214, "text": "after you?" }, { "end": 4531.571, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4528.711, "text": " Because she is all kinds of trouble." }, { "end": 4533.836, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4531.571, "text": " No one is after me!" }, { "end": 4536.366, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4533.836, "text": " Can I make an insight check?" }, { "end": 4537.498, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4536.366, "text": " You may." }, { "end": 4541.357, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4537.498, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4543.762, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4541.357, "text": " 13." }, { "end": 4548.817, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4543.762, "text": " 13. If you want to go ahead and try and\nlie." }, { "end": 4554.936, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4548.817, "text": " That's a 14, except negative three to\nperformance." }, { "end": 4561.098999999999, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 4554.936, "text": " I've been waiting for this for so long." }, { "end": 4564.274, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4561.099, "text": " So 11." }, { "end": 4566.410000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4564.274, "text": " So, are you lying?" }, { "end": 4571.635, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4566.41, "text": " I am lying. I am definitely on the run from\nsomeone." }, { "end": 4574.602, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4571.635, "text": " Good to know." }, { "end": 4585.662, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4574.602, "text": " So. Mask. I'm just fascinated by the\nmask. Looks well-made. Did you make it?" }, { "end": 4589.229, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4585.662, "text": " That's a good fucking question. Did I make\nit?" }, { "end": 4591.571, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4589.229, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4593.5199999999995, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4591.571, "text": " I don't make things." } ]

[ { "end": 4183.8460000000005, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4178.871, "text": "a long time. Every time we come near any place\nlike this, we're attacked, jumped, followed. So I" }, { "end": 4185.217, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4183.846, "text": "apologize on behalf of--" }, { "end": 4187.442, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4185.217, "text": " That was stupid. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have\ndone that. I'm sorry." }, { "end": 4192.781, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4187.442, "text": " No, it's okay. Just don't do it again. But\nI'm sorry I took all this money from your friend." }, { "end": 4194.34, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4192.781, "text": " That's making it worse." }, { "end": 4196.505, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4194.34, "text": " Maybe you could give some of it back." }, { "end": 4200.07, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4196.505, "text": " Why, though? But I won it." }, { "end": 4201.500999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4200.07, "text": " Your Laura is showing." }, { "end": 4206.8, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4201.501, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4212.906, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4206.8, "text": " Tell you what. I'll give you-- none of it\nback, I can't! Okay, here's one silver back--" }, { "end": 4214.2029999999995, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4212.906, "text": " No, I insist." }, { "end": 4221.532, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4214.203, "text": " Okay, but I insist, all the money back. All\nright, fine, it's mine, thank you. Yay." }, { "end": 4223.502, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4221.532, "text": " I need another drink." }, { "end": 4227.562000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4223.502, "text": " A round of Trosts for both our tables,\nplease." }, { "end": 4229.155, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4227.562, "text": " See? Isn't that the most fun?" }, { "end": 4230.557, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4229.155, "text": " It's fun." }, { "end": 4234.1759999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4230.557, "text": " Yorda looks over and goes, \"Any preference\nof family?\"" }, { "end": 4236.619000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4234.176, "text": " Not Baumbauch." }, { "end": 4238.28, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4236.619, "text": " \"Von Brandt it is.\"" }, { "end": 4243.726, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4238.28, "text": " I'm impressed that you stuck to taking a\nguy's money in a training game." }, { "end": 4246.517, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4243.726, "text": " Right? Oh, wait, is that bad?" }, { "end": 4247.751, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4246.517, "text": " Meh." }, { "end": 4251.938, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4247.751, "text": " Well, I only learned last night, you guys." }, { "end": 4253.7660000000005, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4251.938, "text": " What is a training game?" }, { "end": 4256.379999999999, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4253.766, "text": " Just meaning when she was teaching." }, { "end": 4258.832, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4256.38, "text": " People took my money when I was learning." }, { "end": 4262.652, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4258.832, "text": " It's fine. It's water under the bridge. It's\nfine. It's all right." }, { "end": 4268.52, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4262.652, "text": " Another round is brought to your table. You\nguys can share a solemn post-game drink amongst" }, { "end": 4269.900000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4268.52, "text": "yourselves." }, { "end": 4271.9439999999995, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4269.9, "text": " If you feel slightly worse, there's a drink\non me." }, { "end": 4275.938, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4271.944, "text": " Oh jeez, now I'm definitely giving you your\ntwo silver back. Don't worry about it, man." }, { "end": 4279.277, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4275.938, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4281.71, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4279.277, "text": " She's just a couple of wild and crazy guys\nover here." }, { "end": 4285.879, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4281.71, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4291.1939999999995, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4285.879, "text": " Have my baked goods come out yet?" }, { "end": 4295.598000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4291.194, "text": " They have. Your meal's been presented for a\nwhile now. You've had the opportunity to eat most" }, { "end": 4296.745, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4295.598, "text": "of your meal." }, { "end": 4297.897, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4296.745, "text": " That's real." }, { "end": 4301.814, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4297.897, "text": " That is actually real. That's the power of\nimagination, Sam. That wasn't there a second ago." }, { "end": 4303.152, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 4301.814, "text": " Bangarang!" }, { "end": 4304.9, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 4303.152, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4306.71, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 4304.9, "text": " Right there for you." }, { "end": 4314.441, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4306.71, "text": " So you all finish your independent meals and\ndecide to continue your conversations or go about" }, { "end": 4316.217, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4314.441, "text": "your business for the day." }, { "end": 4318.267, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4316.217, "text": " I just want to go to the carnival." }, { "end": 4320.648999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4318.267, "text": " That's later tonight, though, isn't it?" }, { "end": 4323.793000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4320.649, "text": " If you have no other business, we can wait\nuntil dusk." }, { "end": 4329.231, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4323.793, "text": " Well, there's that board on the wall. Has\nanything new been posted on the board?" }, { "end": 4338.682, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4329.231, "text": " You go ahead and take a look at it. There is\none sheet that pertains to somebody in the Hills" }, { "end": 4345.5419999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4338.682, "text": "Ward looking for folks to go ahead and do an\nextermination run near the southern portion of the" }, { "end": 4350.6140000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4345.542, "text": "Ustaloch. It looks like there's what looks to be\na vole infestation." }, { "end": 4353.549, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4350.614, "text": " What the fuck is a vole?" }, { "end": 4355.281, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4353.549, "text": " It's a small rat." }, { "end": 4357.536, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4355.281, "text": " Should we do it?" }, { "end": 4362.904, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4357.536, "text": " I mean, we have to kill Rodents of\nUnusual Size." }, { "end": 4364.830000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4362.904, "text": " That doesn't sound interesting to me at all." }, { "end": 4367.463, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4364.83, "text": " What else is there?" }, { "end": 4372.630999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4367.463, "text": " Currently, it looks like there was another\nsheet that looks like most has been torn off. The" }, { "end": 4374.347000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4372.631, "text": "rest of the board is pretty empty at the moment." }, { "end": 4376.018, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4374.347, "text": " DM, did I tear that? I can't remember." }, { "end": 4377.56, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4376.018, "text": " You did, yes." }, { "end": 4384.1630000000005, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4377.56, "text": " Wasn't it a delivery thing?" }, { "end": 4386.803999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4384.163, "text": " That was what it was, yeah." }, { "end": 4392.742, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4386.804, "text": " It was to help move and load crates at one\nof the local breweries." }, { "end": 4393.9890000000005, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4392.742, "text": " Fuck that." }, { "end": 4397.4839999999995, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4393.989, "text": " We've done that. It sucked so much." }, { "end": 4398.617, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4397.484, "text": " You did that?" }, { "end": 4400.072, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4398.617, "text": " Well, by mistake." }, { "end": 4402.526, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4400.072, "text": " We played D&D and we moved crates for\neight hours." }, { "end": 4404.199, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4402.526, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4405.557, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4404.199, "text": " We did, yeah." }, { "end": 4406.781, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4405.557, "text": " Welcome to level two." }, { "end": 4409.0199999999995, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4406.781, "text": " We said no to that job, thank you." }, { "end": 4411.4310000000005, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4409.02, "text": " We get bored pretty easily." }, { "end": 4418.571, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4411.431, "text": " We did, however, then gamble with the\nother workers and then Jester-- yeah. Jester--" }, { "end": 4420.39, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4418.571, "text": " Well, I lost it, but he made so much." }, { "end": 4424.227000000001, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4420.39, "text": " Maybe not out loud say that. Just a\nthought." }, { "end": 4427.04, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4424.227, "text": " Oh, that's right. We probably shouldn't.\nWe didn't make any money." }, { "end": 4430.232, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4427.04, "text": " Do you guys want company? Do you want us to\ncome and hang out with you today?" }, { "end": 4433.181, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4430.232, "text": " I don't know about that. That sounds risky, I\ndon't know." }, { "end": 4440.786999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4433.181, "text": " Do you know something? I, shockingly, think\nthat's not a bad idea." }, { "end": 4443.618, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4440.787, "text": " To have these weirdos with us?" }, { "end": 4445.722000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4443.618, "text": " I can hear you." }, { "end": 4448.969999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4445.722, "text": " Yesterday was a very bad day." }, { "end": 4457.320000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4448.97, "text": " Yes. Well, I suppose if we surrounded\nourselves with weirdos, then maybe it would take" }, { "end": 4458.978, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4457.32, "text": "some of heat off of me." }, { "end": 4462.472, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4458.978, "text": " Well, yes. Bottom line: can you hang with\nthe goblin?" }, { "end": 4468.721, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4462.472, "text": " Bottom line-- and I touch Nott's shoulder,\nand I cast Blessing of the Trickster." }, { "end": 4471.424, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4468.721, "text": " Oh, Jesus, she's going to kill me right now." }, { "end": 4472.976, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4471.424, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4476.463, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4472.976, "text": " Any magic kills a goblin instantly. Yeah,\ninstantly." }, { "end": 4479.567999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4476.463, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4482.643, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4479.568, "text": " That would be the worst character choice\never." }, { "end": 4485.294, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4482.643, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4490.938, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4485.294, "text": " We will mourn her. Tschuss." }, { "end": 4502.607, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4490.938, "text": " Okay, so there's a slight sense of warmth\nthat emanates from under her hand, and for a" }, { "end": 4507.931, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4502.607, "text": "moment, you look over and glance instinctively,\nready to almost draw your sword again. But it" }, { "end": 4512.869, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4507.931, "text": "seems to quicken your reflexes. You have this\nsurge of adrenaline that doesn't quite fade." }, { "end": 4516.424999999999, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4512.869, "text": " You have advantage on all your stealth\nchecks." }, { "end": 4517.854, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4516.425, "text": " For the next hour." }, { "end": 4521.14, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4517.854, "text": " Thank you. That's very nice." }, { "end": 4527.214, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4521.14, "text": " I don't have a problem with goblins, but\nyou guys aren't in any trouble, are you? No one's" }, { "end": 4528.711, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4527.214, "text": "after you?" }, { "end": 4531.571, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4528.711, "text": " Because she is all kinds of trouble." }, { "end": 4533.836, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4531.571, "text": " No one is after me!" }, { "end": 4536.366, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4533.836, "text": " Can I make an insight check?" }, { "end": 4537.498, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4536.366, "text": " You may." }, { "end": 4541.357, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4537.498, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4543.762, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4541.357, "text": " 13." }, { "end": 4548.817, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4543.762, "text": " 13. If you want to go ahead and try and\nlie." }, { "end": 4554.936, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4548.817, "text": " That's a 14, except negative three to\nperformance." }, { "end": 4561.098999999999, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 4554.936, "text": " I've been waiting for this for so long." }, { "end": 4564.274, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4561.099, "text": " So 11." }, { "end": 4566.410000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4564.274, "text": " So, are you lying?" }, { "end": 4571.635, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4566.41, "text": " I am lying. I am definitely on the run from\nsomeone." }, { "end": 4574.602, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4571.635, "text": " Good to know." }, { "end": 4585.662, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4574.602, "text": " So. Mask. I'm just fascinated by the\nmask. Looks well-made. Did you make it?" }, { "end": 4589.229, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4585.662, "text": " That's a good fucking question. Did I make\nit?" }, { "end": 4591.571, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4589.229, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4593.5199999999995, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4591.571, "text": " I don't make things." } ]

[ { "end": 4183.8460000000005, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4178.871, "text": "a long time. Every time we come near any place\nlike this, we're attacked, jumped, followed. So I" }, { "end": 4185.217, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4183.846, "text": "apologize on behalf of--" }, { "end": 4187.442, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4185.217, "text": " That was stupid. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have\ndone that. I'm sorry." }, { "end": 4192.781, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4187.442, "text": " No, it's okay. Just don't do it again. But\nI'm sorry I took all this money from your friend." }, { "end": 4194.34, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4192.781, "text": " That's making it worse." }, { "end": 4196.505, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4194.34, "text": " Maybe you could give some of it back." }, { "end": 4200.07, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4196.505, "text": " Why, though? But I won it." }, { "end": 4201.500999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4200.07, "text": " Your Laura is showing." }, { "end": 4206.8, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4201.501, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4212.906, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4206.8, "text": " Tell you what. I'll give you-- none of it\nback, I can't! Okay, here's one silver back--" }, { "end": 4214.2029999999995, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4212.906, "text": " No, I insist." }, { "end": 4221.532, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4214.203, "text": " Okay, but I insist, all the money back. All\nright, fine, it's mine, thank you. Yay." }, { "end": 4223.502, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4221.532, "text": " I need another drink." }, { "end": 4227.562000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4223.502, "text": " A round of Trosts for both our tables,\nplease." }, { "end": 4229.155, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4227.562, "text": " See? Isn't that the most fun?" }, { "end": 4230.557, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4229.155, "text": " It's fun." }, { "end": 4234.1759999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4230.557, "text": " Yorda looks over and goes, \"Any preference\nof family?\"" }, { "end": 4236.619000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4234.176, "text": " Not Baumbauch." }, { "end": 4238.28, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4236.619, "text": " \"Von Brandt it is.\"" }, { "end": 4243.726, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4238.28, "text": " I'm impressed that you stuck to taking a\nguy's money in a training game." }, { "end": 4246.517, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4243.726, "text": " Right? Oh, wait, is that bad?" }, { "end": 4247.751, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4246.517, "text": " Meh." }, { "end": 4251.938, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4247.751, "text": " Well, I only learned last night, you guys." }, { "end": 4253.7660000000005, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4251.938, "text": " What is a training game?" }, { "end": 4256.379999999999, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4253.766, "text": " Just meaning when she was teaching." }, { "end": 4258.832, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4256.38, "text": " People took my money when I was learning." }, { "end": 4262.652, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4258.832, "text": " It's fine. It's water under the bridge. It's\nfine. It's all right." }, { "end": 4268.52, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4262.652, "text": " Another round is brought to your table. You\nguys can share a solemn post-game drink amongst" }, { "end": 4269.900000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4268.52, "text": "yourselves." }, { "end": 4271.9439999999995, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4269.9, "text": " If you feel slightly worse, there's a drink\non me." }, { "end": 4275.938, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4271.944, "text": " Oh jeez, now I'm definitely giving you your\ntwo silver back. Don't worry about it, man." }, { "end": 4279.277, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4275.938, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4281.71, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4279.277, "text": " She's just a couple of wild and crazy guys\nover here." }, { "end": 4285.879, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4281.71, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4291.1939999999995, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4285.879, "text": " Have my baked goods come out yet?" }, { "end": 4295.598000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4291.194, "text": " They have. Your meal's been presented for a\nwhile now. You've had the opportunity to eat most" }, { "end": 4296.745, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4295.598, "text": "of your meal." }, { "end": 4297.897, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4296.745, "text": " That's real." }, { "end": 4301.814, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4297.897, "text": " That is actually real. That's the power of\nimagination, Sam. That wasn't there a second ago." }, { "end": 4303.152, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 4301.814, "text": " Bangarang!" }, { "end": 4304.9, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 4303.152, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4306.71, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 4304.9, "text": " Right there for you." }, { "end": 4314.441, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4306.71, "text": " So you all finish your independent meals and\ndecide to continue your conversations or go about" }, { "end": 4316.217, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4314.441, "text": "your business for the day." }, { "end": 4318.267, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4316.217, "text": " I just want to go to the carnival." }, { "end": 4320.648999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4318.267, "text": " That's later tonight, though, isn't it?" }, { "end": 4323.793000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4320.649, "text": " If you have no other business, we can wait\nuntil dusk." }, { "end": 4329.231, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4323.793, "text": " Well, there's that board on the wall. Has\nanything new been posted on the board?" }, { "end": 4338.682, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4329.231, "text": " You go ahead and take a look at it. There is\none sheet that pertains to somebody in the Hills" }, { "end": 4345.5419999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4338.682, "text": "Ward looking for folks to go ahead and do an\nextermination run near the southern portion of the" }, { "end": 4350.6140000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4345.542, "text": "Ustaloch. It looks like there's what looks to be\na vole infestation." }, { "end": 4353.549, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4350.614, "text": " What the fuck is a vole?" }, { "end": 4355.281, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4353.549, "text": " It's a small rat." }, { "end": 4357.536, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4355.281, "text": " Should we do it?" }, { "end": 4362.904, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4357.536, "text": " I mean, we have to kill Rodents of\nUnusual Size." }, { "end": 4364.830000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4362.904, "text": " That doesn't sound interesting to me at all." }, { "end": 4367.463, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4364.83, "text": " What else is there?" }, { "end": 4372.630999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4367.463, "text": " Currently, it looks like there was another\nsheet that looks like most has been torn off. The" }, { "end": 4374.347000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4372.631, "text": "rest of the board is pretty empty at the moment." }, { "end": 4376.018, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4374.347, "text": " DM, did I tear that? I can't remember." }, { "end": 4377.56, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4376.018, "text": " You did, yes." }, { "end": 4384.1630000000005, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4377.56, "text": " Wasn't it a delivery thing?" }, { "end": 4386.803999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4384.163, "text": " That was what it was, yeah." }, { "end": 4392.742, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4386.804, "text": " It was to help move and load crates at one\nof the local breweries." }, { "end": 4393.9890000000005, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4392.742, "text": " Fuck that." }, { "end": 4397.4839999999995, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4393.989, "text": " We've done that. It sucked so much." }, { "end": 4398.617, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4397.484, "text": " You did that?" }, { "end": 4400.072, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4398.617, "text": " Well, by mistake." }, { "end": 4402.526, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4400.072, "text": " We played D&D and we moved crates for\neight hours." }, { "end": 4404.199, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4402.526, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4405.557, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4404.199, "text": " We did, yeah." }, { "end": 4406.781, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4405.557, "text": " Welcome to level two." }, { "end": 4409.0199999999995, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4406.781, "text": " We said no to that job, thank you." }, { "end": 4411.4310000000005, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4409.02, "text": " We get bored pretty easily." }, { "end": 4418.571, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4411.431, "text": " We did, however, then gamble with the\nother workers and then Jester-- yeah. Jester--" }, { "end": 4420.39, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4418.571, "text": " Well, I lost it, but he made so much." }, { "end": 4424.227000000001, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4420.39, "text": " Maybe not out loud say that. Just a\nthought." }, { "end": 4427.04, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4424.227, "text": " Oh, that's right. We probably shouldn't.\nWe didn't make any money." }, { "end": 4430.232, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4427.04, "text": " Do you guys want company? Do you want us to\ncome and hang out with you today?" }, { "end": 4433.181, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4430.232, "text": " I don't know about that. That sounds risky, I\ndon't know." }, { "end": 4440.786999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4433.181, "text": " Do you know something? I, shockingly, think\nthat's not a bad idea." }, { "end": 4443.618, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4440.787, "text": " To have these weirdos with us?" }, { "end": 4445.722000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4443.618, "text": " I can hear you." }, { "end": 4448.969999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4445.722, "text": " Yesterday was a very bad day." }, { "end": 4457.320000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4448.97, "text": " Yes. Well, I suppose if we surrounded\nourselves with weirdos, then maybe it would take" }, { "end": 4458.978, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4457.32, "text": "some of heat off of me." }, { "end": 4462.472, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4458.978, "text": " Well, yes. Bottom line: can you hang with\nthe goblin?" }, { "end": 4468.721, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4462.472, "text": " Bottom line-- and I touch Nott's shoulder,\nand I cast Blessing of the Trickster." }, { "end": 4471.424, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4468.721, "text": " Oh, Jesus, she's going to kill me right now." }, { "end": 4472.976, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4471.424, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4476.463, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4472.976, "text": " Any magic kills a goblin instantly. Yeah,\ninstantly." }, { "end": 4479.567999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4476.463, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4482.643, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4479.568, "text": " That would be the worst character choice\never." }, { "end": 4485.294, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4482.643, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4490.938, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4485.294, "text": " We will mourn her. Tschuss." }, { "end": 4502.607, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4490.938, "text": " Okay, so there's a slight sense of warmth\nthat emanates from under her hand, and for a" }, { "end": 4507.931, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4502.607, "text": "moment, you look over and glance instinctively,\nready to almost draw your sword again. But it" }, { "end": 4512.869, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4507.931, "text": "seems to quicken your reflexes. You have this\nsurge of adrenaline that doesn't quite fade." }, { "end": 4516.424999999999, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4512.869, "text": " You have advantage on all your stealth\nchecks." }, { "end": 4517.854, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4516.425, "text": " For the next hour." }, { "end": 4521.14, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4517.854, "text": " Thank you. That's very nice." }, { "end": 4527.214, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4521.14, "text": " I don't have a problem with goblins, but\nyou guys aren't in any trouble, are you? No one's" }, { "end": 4528.711, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4527.214, "text": "after you?" }, { "end": 4531.571, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4528.711, "text": " Because she is all kinds of trouble." }, { "end": 4533.836, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4531.571, "text": " No one is after me!" }, { "end": 4536.366, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4533.836, "text": " Can I make an insight check?" }, { "end": 4537.498, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4536.366, "text": " You may." }, { "end": 4541.357, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4537.498, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4543.762, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4541.357, "text": " 13." }, { "end": 4548.817, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4543.762, "text": " 13. If you want to go ahead and try and\nlie." }, { "end": 4554.936, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4548.817, "text": " That's a 14, except negative three to\nperformance." }, { "end": 4561.098999999999, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 4554.936, "text": " I've been waiting for this for so long." }, { "end": 4564.274, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4561.099, "text": " So 11." }, { "end": 4566.410000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4564.274, "text": " So, are you lying?" }, { "end": 4571.635, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4566.41, "text": " I am lying. I am definitely on the run from\nsomeone." }, { "end": 4574.602, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4571.635, "text": " Good to know." }, { "end": 4585.662, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4574.602, "text": " So. Mask. I'm just fascinated by the\nmask. Looks well-made. Did you make it?" }, { "end": 4589.229, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4585.662, "text": " That's a good fucking question. Did I make\nit?" }, { "end": 4591.571, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4589.229, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4593.5199999999995, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4591.571, "text": " I don't make things." } ]

[ { "end": 4596.969, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4593.52, "text": " No, I presume-- and we discussed this a\nlittle bit-- we presume it may have been scavenged" }, { "end": 4598.568, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4596.969, "text": "from a porcelain doll." }, { "end": 4602.362, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4598.568, "text": " Oh, that's cool. Cool and gross, cool and\ngross." }, { "end": 4605.789, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4602.362, "text": " What's her name? The creepy doll?" }, { "end": 4608.049, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4605.789, "text": " Annabelle." }, { "end": 4612.51, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4608.049, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4615.272, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4612.58, "text": " No, don't say that. I don't want to see art\nwith you with Annabelle's face." }, { "end": 4616.835, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4615.272, "text": " Too late." }, { "end": 4618.398, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4616.835, "text": " The internet's running with that now." }, { "end": 4620.109, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4618.398, "text": " Check your Twitter." }, { "end": 4623.839, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4620.109, "text": " It seems we have all day. What were your\nplans?" }, { "end": 4632.343, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4623.839, "text": " Not much. We were going to sample the\ndifferent Trosts, and I wanted to maybe do some" }, { "end": 4634.566, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4632.343, "text": "book browsing. Nothing major." }, { "end": 4635.896, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4634.566, "text": " What's a Trost?" }, { "end": 4637.429, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4635.896, "text": " Brewery tour!" }, { "end": 4638.677, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4637.429, "text": " It's ale." }, { "end": 4641.393, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4638.677, "text": " We just can't go by the Baumbauch ale." }, { "end": 4643.466, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4641.393, "text": " What happened with the Baumbauchs?" }, { "end": 4645.183, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4643.466, "text": " There are two others to choose from, here." }, { "end": 4649.922, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4645.183, "text": " They're who we loaded crates for, and\nthen we kind of swindled their employee." }, { "end": 4651.623, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4649.922, "text": " Didn't leave on the best of terms." }, { "end": 4657.7609999999995, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4651.623, "text": " DM, which one is the one that everybody\nknows has got the blessing of Fryda Langer?" }, { "end": 4661.777, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4657.761, "text": " No, that is actually the Baumbauch." }, { "end": 4662.959, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4661.777, "text": " Shit." }, { "end": 4666.724, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4662.959, "text": " Yeah, the Starosta is kind of tied with the\nBaumbauch family." }, { "end": 4669.004, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 4666.724, "text": " We're imaginary beer snobs now." }, { "end": 4670.7519999999995, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4669.004, "text": " Is that the one you need?" }, { "end": 4675.853, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4670.752, "text": " No, I'm just saying the one that you\nswindled, it's got the blessing of the big cheese here." }, { "end": 4682.277, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4675.853, "text": " Oh. Well. Why do you need it?" }, { "end": 4688.891, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4682.277, "text": " We don't need it. It's just pleasurable to\nhave a Trost, is what they say. She kind of needs it." }, { "end": 4690.7519999999995, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4688.891, "text": " I need it a little bit." }, { "end": 4692.343000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4690.752, "text": " You need a beer?" }, { "end": 4699.406, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4692.343, "text": " Well, I prefer the harder stuff, but I'll\ntake what I can get at this point. Yeah, I'm" }, { "end": 4701.986, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4699.406, "text": "sticking with this fucking accent for the next two\nyears." }, { "end": 4708.364, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4701.986, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4710.48, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4708.364, "text": " Laryngitis every Friday." }, { "end": 4715.188999999999, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4710.48, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4722.469, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4715.189, "text": " So beer tour, then circus?" }, { "end": 4728.763, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4722.469, "text": " I've got to say, I miss those two people we\nran into at the carnival." }, { "end": 4730.845, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4728.763, "text": " I might just wait for the carnival,\nactually." }, { "end": 4738.7, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4730.845, "text": " Well, if we just montage through a beer\ntour, we'll quickly get to the circus. To the" }, { "end": 4744.186, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4738.7, "text": "carnival!" }, { "end": 4746.003, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4744.186, "text": " You can totally do that." }, { "end": 4751.257, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4746.003, "text": " Can we just bring my book-browsing down to a\nsingle roll to see if anything of use--" }, { "end": 4754.972, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4751.257, "text": " Yeah, we can do that. We'll say, if you guys\ndecide to go ahead and travel, the five of you," }, { "end": 4760.401, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4754.972, "text": "you make your way through the town for the day,\nyou coast around the Husseldorf family brewery," }, { "end": 4769.447999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4760.401, "text": "you meet Voss and June, who are the two very nice\nladies who run the facility. The Husseldorf" }, { "end": 4777.698, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4769.448, "text": "family. You avoid the Baumbauch, but can acquire\nBaumbauch ale from other taverns in the town, of" }, { "end": 4783.953, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4777.698, "text": "course. And the von Brandt family brewery. All of them, as\nsoon as you say 'Trost', they correct you and say" }, { "end": 4790.4800000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4783.953, "text": "the family name. They're very intent on getting\nrid of the name 'Trost' as an overall, discussion" }, { "end": 4794.914, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4790.48, "text": "of Trost-brand brews, and trying to make it their\nfamily name. There's an offense, to the point" }, { "end": 4796.565, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4794.914, "text": "where you're like, \"Oh, Jesus. I didn't realize.\"" }, { "end": 4798.986, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 4796.565, "text": " Like Kleenex and tissue paper? All\nright." }, { "end": 4802.336, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4798.986, "text": " But you manage to get nice and sauced\nthroughout the day." }, { "end": 4809.002, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4802.336, "text": " I take it easy. I have one more in the first\nhalf of the day, and one in the second half." }, { "end": 4809.859, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4809.002, "text": " Okay." }, { "end": 4811.064, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4809.859, "text": " I don't have very much either." }, { "end": 4811.986, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4811.064, "text": " Okay." }, { "end": 4813.4439999999995, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4811.986, "text": " I'm going to have tons." }, { "end": 4814.527, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4813.444, "text": " I get sauced." }, { "end": 4816.082, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4814.527, "text": " All right, well, that being the case--" }, { "end": 4818.944, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4816.082, "text": " --you are poisoned." }, { "end": 4821.3240000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4818.944, "text": " No, make a constitution saving throw." }, { "end": 4825.456999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4821.324, "text": " Well, that was crazy. 12." }, { "end": 4833.225, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4825.457, "text": " 12, okay. You get a little woozy for a\nwhile, and as the sun begins to crawl towards the" }, { "end": 4840.154, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4833.225, "text": "distant horizon, you do not manage to allow your\nmeal to usurp your control." }, { "end": 4841.962, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4840.154, "text": " Aw, it's like Ren Faire." }, { "end": 4844.110000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4841.962, "text": " Yeah. Don't remind me." }, { "end": 4846.351, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4844.11, "text": " Good times, good times." }, { "end": 4853.822999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4846.351, "text": " So as the day comes to a close, you're\nfairly tipsy, you're not fully intoxicated. For" }, { "end": 4857.9580000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4853.823, "text": "your trip, you wanted to head to the Hillsbrook\nParchment and Binding." }, { "end": 4862.33, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4857.958, "text": " Is that where I went the last time? Except\nnot as myself. So I'll go as myself." }, { "end": 4864.0509999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4862.33, "text": " Okay. Go ahead and make an investigation\ncheck." }, { "end": 4869.055, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4864.051, "text": " All right. Don't fuck me, Vax. That is--" }, { "end": 4872.434, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4869.055, "text": " That's Vax. That's Vax's dice." }, { "end": 4877.22, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4872.434, "text": " Yeah, the thing about even a light German\naccent is that when you say \"Vex\" and \"Vax\", it's" }, { "end": 4878.703, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4877.22, "text": "the same shit." }, { "end": 4880.803000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4878.703, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4883.601, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4880.803, "text": " That is a 12." }, { "end": 4890.097, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4883.601, "text": " 12. You take the better part of 30 minutes\nor so, and you find there's a lot of books on" }, { "end": 4897.384, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4890.097, "text": "farming techniques. There's a lot of books about\nhow to grow, care for different types of" }, { "end": 4905.141, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4897.384, "text": "vegetation, plants, various beasts of burden. You\nfind books on the different seasons and what's" }, { "end": 4913.151, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4905.141, "text": "best for different types of grain and wheats. You\nmanage to pull through and find a couple of books" }, { "end": 4920.584, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4913.151, "text": "that deal with discussion of the Menagerie Coast\nthat talk about what's called the Clovis Concord." }, { "end": 4925.767, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4920.584, "text": "It's more of a discussion of the political\nstructure that maintains all the city-states there." }, { "end": 4930.853, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4925.767, "text": " And the person who ran this place was an\nolder man, right? Just sipping tea." }, { "end": 4932.411, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4930.853, "text": " Yeah, Sheenah, yeah." }, { "end": 4940.366, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4932.411, "text": " I'm sorry. You have a nice selection here.\nDo you mind if I ask-- I haven't seen any other" }, { "end": 4948.955, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4940.366, "text": "booksellers of any kind in town. I'm not really\nlooking for anything on farming, so much. Is there" }, { "end": 4952.235, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4948.955, "text": "anywhere else I could look into?" }, { "end": 4960.8009999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4952.235, "text": " \"If you're looking for some sort of a\nlibrary, your best bet is to go to Zadash up north.\"" }, { "end": 4962.664000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4960.801, "text": " Zadash." }, { "end": 4968.116, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4962.664, "text": " \"That's where the Library of the Cobalt Soul\nresides. They have all the information you could" }, { "end": 4975.485, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4968.116, "text": "\"hope for. A bit pricey to peruse their interior,\nunless you have proper coverage, but unfortunately" }, { "end": 4981.375999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4975.485, "text": "\"if what we have isn't what you're looking for, I\ncan't help you.\"" } ]

[ { "end": 4596.969, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4593.52, "text": " No, I presume-- and we discussed this a\nlittle bit-- we presume it may have been scavenged" }, { "end": 4598.568, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4596.969, "text": "from a porcelain doll." }, { "end": 4602.362, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4598.568, "text": " Oh, that's cool. Cool and gross, cool and\ngross." }, { "end": 4605.789, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4602.362, "text": " What's her name? The creepy doll?" }, { "end": 4608.049, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4605.789, "text": " Annabelle." }, { "end": 4612.51, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4608.049, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4615.272, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4612.58, "text": " No, don't say that. I don't want to see art\nwith you with Annabelle's face." }, { "end": 4616.835, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4615.272, "text": " Too late." }, { "end": 4618.398, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4616.835, "text": " The internet's running with that now." }, { "end": 4620.109, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4618.398, "text": " Check your Twitter." }, { "end": 4623.839, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4620.109, "text": " It seems we have all day. What were your\nplans?" }, { "end": 4632.343, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4623.839, "text": " Not much. We were going to sample the\ndifferent Trosts, and I wanted to maybe do some" }, { "end": 4634.566, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4632.343, "text": "book browsing. Nothing major." }, { "end": 4635.896, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4634.566, "text": " What's a Trost?" }, { "end": 4637.429, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4635.896, "text": " Brewery tour!" }, { "end": 4638.677, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4637.429, "text": " It's ale." }, { "end": 4641.393, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4638.677, "text": " We just can't go by the Baumbauch ale." }, { "end": 4643.466, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4641.393, "text": " What happened with the Baumbauchs?" }, { "end": 4645.183, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4643.466, "text": " There are two others to choose from, here." }, { "end": 4649.922, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4645.183, "text": " They're who we loaded crates for, and\nthen we kind of swindled their employee." }, { "end": 4651.623, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4649.922, "text": " Didn't leave on the best of terms." }, { "end": 4657.7609999999995, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4651.623, "text": " DM, which one is the one that everybody\nknows has got the blessing of Fryda Langer?" }, { "end": 4661.777, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4657.761, "text": " No, that is actually the Baumbauch." }, { "end": 4662.959, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4661.777, "text": " Shit." }, { "end": 4666.724, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4662.959, "text": " Yeah, the Starosta is kind of tied with the\nBaumbauch family." }, { "end": 4669.004, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 4666.724, "text": " We're imaginary beer snobs now." }, { "end": 4670.7519999999995, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4669.004, "text": " Is that the one you need?" }, { "end": 4675.853, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4670.752, "text": " No, I'm just saying the one that you\nswindled, it's got the blessing of the big cheese here." }, { "end": 4682.277, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4675.853, "text": " Oh. Well. Why do you need it?" }, { "end": 4688.891, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4682.277, "text": " We don't need it. It's just pleasurable to\nhave a Trost, is what they say. She kind of needs it." }, { "end": 4690.7519999999995, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4688.891, "text": " I need it a little bit." }, { "end": 4692.343000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4690.752, "text": " You need a beer?" }, { "end": 4699.406, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4692.343, "text": " Well, I prefer the harder stuff, but I'll\ntake what I can get at this point. Yeah, I'm" }, { "end": 4701.986, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4699.406, "text": "sticking with this fucking accent for the next two\nyears." }, { "end": 4708.364, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4701.986, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4710.48, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4708.364, "text": " Laryngitis every Friday." }, { "end": 4715.188999999999, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4710.48, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4722.469, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4715.189, "text": " So beer tour, then circus?" }, { "end": 4728.763, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4722.469, "text": " I've got to say, I miss those two people we\nran into at the carnival." }, { "end": 4730.845, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4728.763, "text": " I might just wait for the carnival,\nactually." }, { "end": 4738.7, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4730.845, "text": " Well, if we just montage through a beer\ntour, we'll quickly get to the circus. To the" }, { "end": 4744.186, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4738.7, "text": "carnival!" }, { "end": 4746.003, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4744.186, "text": " You can totally do that." }, { "end": 4751.257, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4746.003, "text": " Can we just bring my book-browsing down to a\nsingle roll to see if anything of use--" }, { "end": 4754.972, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4751.257, "text": " Yeah, we can do that. We'll say, if you guys\ndecide to go ahead and travel, the five of you," }, { "end": 4760.401, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4754.972, "text": "you make your way through the town for the day,\nyou coast around the Husseldorf family brewery," }, { "end": 4769.447999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4760.401, "text": "you meet Voss and June, who are the two very nice\nladies who run the facility. The Husseldorf" }, { "end": 4777.698, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4769.448, "text": "family. You avoid the Baumbauch, but can acquire\nBaumbauch ale from other taverns in the town, of" }, { "end": 4783.953, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4777.698, "text": "course. And the von Brandt family brewery. All of them, as\nsoon as you say 'Trost', they correct you and say" }, { "end": 4790.4800000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4783.953, "text": "the family name. They're very intent on getting\nrid of the name 'Trost' as an overall, discussion" }, { "end": 4794.914, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4790.48, "text": "of Trost-brand brews, and trying to make it their\nfamily name. There's an offense, to the point" }, { "end": 4796.565, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4794.914, "text": "where you're like, \"Oh, Jesus. I didn't realize.\"" }, { "end": 4798.986, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 4796.565, "text": " Like Kleenex and tissue paper? All\nright." }, { "end": 4802.336, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4798.986, "text": " But you manage to get nice and sauced\nthroughout the day." }, { "end": 4809.002, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4802.336, "text": " I take it easy. I have one more in the first\nhalf of the day, and one in the second half." }, { "end": 4809.859, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4809.002, "text": " Okay." }, { "end": 4811.064, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4809.859, "text": " I don't have very much either." }, { "end": 4811.986, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4811.064, "text": " Okay." }, { "end": 4813.4439999999995, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4811.986, "text": " I'm going to have tons." }, { "end": 4814.527, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4813.444, "text": " I get sauced." }, { "end": 4816.082, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4814.527, "text": " All right, well, that being the case--" }, { "end": 4818.944, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4816.082, "text": " --you are poisoned." }, { "end": 4821.3240000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4818.944, "text": " No, make a constitution saving throw." }, { "end": 4825.456999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4821.324, "text": " Well, that was crazy. 12." }, { "end": 4833.225, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4825.457, "text": " 12, okay. You get a little woozy for a\nwhile, and as the sun begins to crawl towards the" }, { "end": 4840.154, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4833.225, "text": "distant horizon, you do not manage to allow your\nmeal to usurp your control." }, { "end": 4841.962, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4840.154, "text": " Aw, it's like Ren Faire." }, { "end": 4844.110000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4841.962, "text": " Yeah. Don't remind me." }, { "end": 4846.351, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4844.11, "text": " Good times, good times." }, { "end": 4853.822999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4846.351, "text": " So as the day comes to a close, you're\nfairly tipsy, you're not fully intoxicated. For" }, { "end": 4857.9580000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4853.823, "text": "your trip, you wanted to head to the Hillsbrook\nParchment and Binding." }, { "end": 4862.33, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4857.958, "text": " Is that where I went the last time? Except\nnot as myself. So I'll go as myself." }, { "end": 4864.0509999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4862.33, "text": " Okay. Go ahead and make an investigation\ncheck." }, { "end": 4869.055, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4864.051, "text": " All right. Don't fuck me, Vax. That is--" }, { "end": 4872.434, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4869.055, "text": " That's Vax. That's Vax's dice." }, { "end": 4877.22, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4872.434, "text": " Yeah, the thing about even a light German\naccent is that when you say \"Vex\" and \"Vax\", it's" }, { "end": 4878.703, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4877.22, "text": "the same shit." }, { "end": 4880.803000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4878.703, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4883.601, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4880.803, "text": " That is a 12." }, { "end": 4890.097, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4883.601, "text": " 12. You take the better part of 30 minutes\nor so, and you find there's a lot of books on" }, { "end": 4897.384, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4890.097, "text": "farming techniques. There's a lot of books about\nhow to grow, care for different types of" }, { "end": 4905.141, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4897.384, "text": "vegetation, plants, various beasts of burden. You\nfind books on the different seasons and what's" }, { "end": 4913.151, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4905.141, "text": "best for different types of grain and wheats. You\nmanage to pull through and find a couple of books" }, { "end": 4920.584, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4913.151, "text": "that deal with discussion of the Menagerie Coast\nthat talk about what's called the Clovis Concord." }, { "end": 4925.767, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4920.584, "text": "It's more of a discussion of the political\nstructure that maintains all the city-states there." }, { "end": 4930.853, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4925.767, "text": " And the person who ran this place was an\nolder man, right? Just sipping tea." }, { "end": 4932.411, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4930.853, "text": " Yeah, Sheenah, yeah." }, { "end": 4940.366, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4932.411, "text": " I'm sorry. You have a nice selection here.\nDo you mind if I ask-- I haven't seen any other" }, { "end": 4948.955, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4940.366, "text": "booksellers of any kind in town. I'm not really\nlooking for anything on farming, so much. Is there" }, { "end": 4952.235, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4948.955, "text": "anywhere else I could look into?" }, { "end": 4960.8009999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4952.235, "text": " \"If you're looking for some sort of a\nlibrary, your best bet is to go to Zadash up north.\"" }, { "end": 4962.664000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4960.801, "text": " Zadash." }, { "end": 4968.116, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4962.664, "text": " \"That's where the Library of the Cobalt Soul\nresides. They have all the information you could" }, { "end": 4975.485, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4968.116, "text": "\"hope for. A bit pricey to peruse their interior,\nunless you have proper coverage, but unfortunately" }, { "end": 4981.375999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4975.485, "text": "\"if what we have isn't what you're looking for, I\ncan't help you.\"" } ]

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I don't want to see art\nwith you with Annabelle's face." }, { "end": 4616.835, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4615.272, "text": " Too late." }, { "end": 4618.398, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4616.835, "text": " The internet's running with that now." }, { "end": 4620.109, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4618.398, "text": " Check your Twitter." }, { "end": 4623.839, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4620.109, "text": " It seems we have all day. What were your\nplans?" }, { "end": 4632.343, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4623.839, "text": " Not much. We were going to sample the\ndifferent Trosts, and I wanted to maybe do some" }, { "end": 4634.566, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4632.343, "text": "book browsing. Nothing major." }, { "end": 4635.896, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4634.566, "text": " What's a Trost?" }, { "end": 4637.429, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4635.896, "text": " Brewery tour!" }, { "end": 4638.677, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4637.429, "text": " It's ale." }, { "end": 4641.393, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4638.677, "text": " We just can't go by the Baumbauch ale." }, { "end": 4643.466, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4641.393, "text": " What happened with the Baumbauchs?" }, { "end": 4645.183, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4643.466, "text": " There are two others to choose from, here." }, { "end": 4649.922, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4645.183, "text": " They're who we loaded crates for, and\nthen we kind of swindled their employee." }, { "end": 4651.623, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4649.922, "text": " Didn't leave on the best of terms." }, { "end": 4657.7609999999995, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4651.623, "text": " DM, which one is the one that everybody\nknows has got the blessing of Fryda Langer?" }, { "end": 4661.777, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4657.761, "text": " No, that is actually the Baumbauch." }, { "end": 4662.959, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4661.777, "text": " Shit." }, { "end": 4666.724, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4662.959, "text": " Yeah, the Starosta is kind of tied with the\nBaumbauch family." }, { "end": 4669.004, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 4666.724, "text": " We're imaginary beer snobs now." }, { "end": 4670.7519999999995, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4669.004, "text": " Is that the one you need?" }, { "end": 4675.853, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4670.752, "text": " No, I'm just saying the one that you\nswindled, it's got the blessing of the big cheese here." }, { "end": 4682.277, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4675.853, "text": " Oh. Well. Why do you need it?" }, { "end": 4688.891, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4682.277, "text": " We don't need it. It's just pleasurable to\nhave a Trost, is what they say. She kind of needs it." }, { "end": 4690.7519999999995, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4688.891, "text": " I need it a little bit." }, { "end": 4692.343000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4690.752, "text": " You need a beer?" }, { "end": 4699.406, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4692.343, "text": " Well, I prefer the harder stuff, but I'll\ntake what I can get at this point. Yeah, I'm" }, { "end": 4701.986, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4699.406, "text": "sticking with this fucking accent for the next two\nyears." }, { "end": 4708.364, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4701.986, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4710.48, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4708.364, "text": " Laryngitis every Friday." }, { "end": 4715.188999999999, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4710.48, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4722.469, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4715.189, "text": " So beer tour, then circus?" }, { "end": 4728.763, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4722.469, "text": " I've got to say, I miss those two people we\nran into at the carnival." }, { "end": 4730.845, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4728.763, "text": " I might just wait for the carnival,\nactually." }, { "end": 4738.7, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4730.845, "text": " Well, if we just montage through a beer\ntour, we'll quickly get to the circus. To the" }, { "end": 4744.186, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4738.7, "text": "carnival!" }, { "end": 4746.003, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4744.186, "text": " You can totally do that." }, { "end": 4751.257, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4746.003, "text": " Can we just bring my book-browsing down to a\nsingle roll to see if anything of use--" }, { "end": 4754.972, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4751.257, "text": " Yeah, we can do that. We'll say, if you guys\ndecide to go ahead and travel, the five of you," }, { "end": 4760.401, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4754.972, "text": "you make your way through the town for the day,\nyou coast around the Husseldorf family brewery," }, { "end": 4769.447999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4760.401, "text": "you meet Voss and June, who are the two very nice\nladies who run the facility. The Husseldorf" }, { "end": 4777.698, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4769.448, "text": "family. You avoid the Baumbauch, but can acquire\nBaumbauch ale from other taverns in the town, of" }, { "end": 4783.953, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4777.698, "text": "course. And the von Brandt family brewery. All of them, as\nsoon as you say 'Trost', they correct you and say" }, { "end": 4790.4800000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4783.953, "text": "the family name. They're very intent on getting\nrid of the name 'Trost' as an overall, discussion" }, { "end": 4794.914, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4790.48, "text": "of Trost-brand brews, and trying to make it their\nfamily name. There's an offense, to the point" }, { "end": 4796.565, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4794.914, "text": "where you're like, \"Oh, Jesus. I didn't realize.\"" }, { "end": 4798.986, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 4796.565, "text": " Like Kleenex and tissue paper? All\nright." }, { "end": 4802.336, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4798.986, "text": " But you manage to get nice and sauced\nthroughout the day." }, { "end": 4809.002, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4802.336, "text": " I take it easy. 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You get a little woozy for a\nwhile, and as the sun begins to crawl towards the" }, { "end": 4840.154, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4833.225, "text": "distant horizon, you do not manage to allow your\nmeal to usurp your control." }, { "end": 4841.962, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4840.154, "text": " Aw, it's like Ren Faire." }, { "end": 4844.110000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4841.962, "text": " Yeah. Don't remind me." }, { "end": 4846.351, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4844.11, "text": " Good times, good times." }, { "end": 4853.822999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4846.351, "text": " So as the day comes to a close, you're\nfairly tipsy, you're not fully intoxicated. For" }, { "end": 4857.9580000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4853.823, "text": "your trip, you wanted to head to the Hillsbrook\nParchment and Binding." }, { "end": 4862.33, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4857.958, "text": " Is that where I went the last time? Except\nnot as myself. So I'll go as myself." }, { "end": 4864.0509999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4862.33, "text": " Okay. Go ahead and make an investigation\ncheck." }, { "end": 4869.055, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4864.051, "text": " All right. Don't fuck me, Vax. That is--" }, { "end": 4872.434, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4869.055, "text": " That's Vax. That's Vax's dice." }, { "end": 4877.22, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4872.434, "text": " Yeah, the thing about even a light German\naccent is that when you say \"Vex\" and \"Vax\", it's" }, { "end": 4878.703, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4877.22, "text": "the same shit." }, { "end": 4880.803000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4878.703, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4883.601, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4880.803, "text": " That is a 12." }, { "end": 4890.097, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4883.601, "text": " 12. You take the better part of 30 minutes\nor so, and you find there's a lot of books on" }, { "end": 4897.384, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4890.097, "text": "farming techniques. There's a lot of books about\nhow to grow, care for different types of" }, { "end": 4905.141, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4897.384, "text": "vegetation, plants, various beasts of burden. You\nfind books on the different seasons and what's" }, { "end": 4913.151, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4905.141, "text": "best for different types of grain and wheats. You\nmanage to pull through and find a couple of books" }, { "end": 4920.584, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4913.151, "text": "that deal with discussion of the Menagerie Coast\nthat talk about what's called the Clovis Concord." }, { "end": 4925.767, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4920.584, "text": "It's more of a discussion of the political\nstructure that maintains all the city-states there." }, { "end": 4930.853, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4925.767, "text": " And the person who ran this place was an\nolder man, right? Just sipping tea." }, { "end": 4932.411, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4930.853, "text": " Yeah, Sheenah, yeah." }, { "end": 4940.366, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4932.411, "text": " I'm sorry. You have a nice selection here.\nDo you mind if I ask-- I haven't seen any other" }, { "end": 4948.955, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4940.366, "text": "booksellers of any kind in town. I'm not really\nlooking for anything on farming, so much. Is there" }, { "end": 4952.235, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4948.955, "text": "anywhere else I could look into?" }, { "end": 4960.8009999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4952.235, "text": " \"If you're looking for some sort of a\nlibrary, your best bet is to go to Zadash up north.\"" }, { "end": 4962.664000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4960.801, "text": " Zadash." }, { "end": 4968.116, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4962.664, "text": " \"That's where the Library of the Cobalt Soul\nresides. They have all the information you could" }, { "end": 4975.485, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4968.116, "text": "\"hope for. A bit pricey to peruse their interior,\nunless you have proper coverage, but unfortunately" }, { "end": 4981.375999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4975.485, "text": "\"if what we have isn't what you're looking for, I\ncan't help you.\"" } ]

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I don't want to see art\nwith you with Annabelle's face." }, { "end": 4616.835, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4615.272, "text": " Too late." }, { "end": 4618.398, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4616.835, "text": " The internet's running with that now." }, { "end": 4620.109, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4618.398, "text": " Check your Twitter." }, { "end": 4623.839, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4620.109, "text": " It seems we have all day. What were your\nplans?" }, { "end": 4632.343, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4623.839, "text": " Not much. We were going to sample the\ndifferent Trosts, and I wanted to maybe do some" }, { "end": 4634.566, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4632.343, "text": "book browsing. Nothing major." }, { "end": 4635.896, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4634.566, "text": " What's a Trost?" }, { "end": 4637.429, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4635.896, "text": " Brewery tour!" }, { "end": 4638.677, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4637.429, "text": " It's ale." }, { "end": 4641.393, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4638.677, "text": " We just can't go by the Baumbauch ale." }, { "end": 4643.466, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4641.393, "text": " What happened with the Baumbauchs?" }, { "end": 4645.183, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4643.466, "text": " There are two others to choose from, here." }, { "end": 4649.922, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4645.183, "text": " They're who we loaded crates for, and\nthen we kind of swindled their employee." }, { "end": 4651.623, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4649.922, "text": " Didn't leave on the best of terms." }, { "end": 4657.7609999999995, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4651.623, "text": " DM, which one is the one that everybody\nknows has got the blessing of Fryda Langer?" }, { "end": 4661.777, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4657.761, "text": " No, that is actually the Baumbauch." }, { "end": 4662.959, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4661.777, "text": " Shit." }, { "end": 4666.724, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4662.959, "text": " Yeah, the Starosta is kind of tied with the\nBaumbauch family." }, { "end": 4669.004, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 4666.724, "text": " We're imaginary beer snobs now." }, { "end": 4670.7519999999995, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4669.004, "text": " Is that the one you need?" }, { "end": 4675.853, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4670.752, "text": " No, I'm just saying the one that you\nswindled, it's got the blessing of the big cheese here." }, { "end": 4682.277, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4675.853, "text": " Oh. Well. Why do you need it?" }, { "end": 4688.891, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4682.277, "text": " We don't need it. It's just pleasurable to\nhave a Trost, is what they say. She kind of needs it." }, { "end": 4690.7519999999995, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4688.891, "text": " I need it a little bit." }, { "end": 4692.343000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4690.752, "text": " You need a beer?" }, { "end": 4699.406, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4692.343, "text": " Well, I prefer the harder stuff, but I'll\ntake what I can get at this point. Yeah, I'm" }, { "end": 4701.986, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4699.406, "text": "sticking with this fucking accent for the next two\nyears." }, { "end": 4708.364, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4701.986, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4710.48, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4708.364, "text": " Laryngitis every Friday." }, { "end": 4715.188999999999, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4710.48, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4722.469, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4715.189, "text": " So beer tour, then circus?" }, { "end": 4728.763, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4722.469, "text": " I've got to say, I miss those two people we\nran into at the carnival." }, { "end": 4730.845, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 4728.763, "text": " I might just wait for the carnival,\nactually." }, { "end": 4738.7, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4730.845, "text": " Well, if we just montage through a beer\ntour, we'll quickly get to the circus. 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All\nright." }, { "end": 4802.336, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4798.986, "text": " But you manage to get nice and sauced\nthroughout the day." }, { "end": 4809.002, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4802.336, "text": " I take it easy. I have one more in the first\nhalf of the day, and one in the second half." }, { "end": 4809.859, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4809.002, "text": " Okay." }, { "end": 4811.064, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4809.859, "text": " I don't have very much either." }, { "end": 4811.986, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4811.064, "text": " Okay." }, { "end": 4813.4439999999995, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4811.986, "text": " I'm going to have tons." }, { "end": 4814.527, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4813.444, "text": " I get sauced." }, { "end": 4816.082, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4814.527, "text": " All right, well, that being the case--" }, { "end": 4818.944, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4816.082, "text": " --you are poisoned." }, { "end": 4821.3240000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4818.944, "text": " No, make a constitution saving throw." }, { "end": 4825.456999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 4821.324, "text": " Well, that was crazy. 12." }, { "end": 4833.225, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4825.457, "text": " 12, okay. You get a little woozy for a\nwhile, and as the sun begins to crawl towards the" }, { "end": 4840.154, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4833.225, "text": "distant horizon, you do not manage to allow your\nmeal to usurp your control." }, { "end": 4841.962, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4840.154, "text": " Aw, it's like Ren Faire." }, { "end": 4844.110000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4841.962, "text": " Yeah. Don't remind me." }, { "end": 4846.351, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 4844.11, "text": " Good times, good times." }, { "end": 4853.822999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4846.351, "text": " So as the day comes to a close, you're\nfairly tipsy, you're not fully intoxicated. For" }, { "end": 4857.9580000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4853.823, "text": "your trip, you wanted to head to the Hillsbrook\nParchment and Binding." }, { "end": 4862.33, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4857.958, "text": " Is that where I went the last time? Except\nnot as myself. So I'll go as myself." }, { "end": 4864.0509999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4862.33, "text": " Okay. Go ahead and make an investigation\ncheck." }, { "end": 4869.055, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4864.051, "text": " All right. Don't fuck me, Vax. That is--" }, { "end": 4872.434, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 4869.055, "text": " That's Vax. That's Vax's dice." }, { "end": 4877.22, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4872.434, "text": " Yeah, the thing about even a light German\naccent is that when you say \"Vex\" and \"Vax\", it's" }, { "end": 4878.703, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4877.22, "text": "the same shit." }, { "end": 4880.803000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4878.703, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 4883.601, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4880.803, "text": " That is a 12." }, { "end": 4890.097, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4883.601, "text": " 12. You take the better part of 30 minutes\nor so, and you find there's a lot of books on" }, { "end": 4897.384, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4890.097, "text": "farming techniques. There's a lot of books about\nhow to grow, care for different types of" }, { "end": 4905.141, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4897.384, "text": "vegetation, plants, various beasts of burden. You\nfind books on the different seasons and what's" }, { "end": 4913.151, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4905.141, "text": "best for different types of grain and wheats. You\nmanage to pull through and find a couple of books" }, { "end": 4920.584, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4913.151, "text": "that deal with discussion of the Menagerie Coast\nthat talk about what's called the Clovis Concord." }, { "end": 4925.767, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4920.584, "text": "It's more of a discussion of the political\nstructure that maintains all the city-states there." }, { "end": 4930.853, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4925.767, "text": " And the person who ran this place was an\nolder man, right? Just sipping tea." }, { "end": 4932.411, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4930.853, "text": " Yeah, Sheenah, yeah." }, { "end": 4940.366, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4932.411, "text": " I'm sorry. You have a nice selection here.\nDo you mind if I ask-- I haven't seen any other" }, { "end": 4948.955, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4940.366, "text": "booksellers of any kind in town. I'm not really\nlooking for anything on farming, so much. Is there" }, { "end": 4952.235, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4948.955, "text": "anywhere else I could look into?" }, { "end": 4960.8009999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4952.235, "text": " \"If you're looking for some sort of a\nlibrary, your best bet is to go to Zadash up north.\"" }, { "end": 4962.664000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4960.801, "text": " Zadash." }, { "end": 4968.116, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4962.664, "text": " \"That's where the Library of the Cobalt Soul\nresides. They have all the information you could" }, { "end": 4975.485, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4968.116, "text": "\"hope for. A bit pricey to peruse their interior,\nunless you have proper coverage, but unfortunately" }, { "end": 4981.375999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4975.485, "text": "\"if what we have isn't what you're looking for, I\ncan't help you.\"" } ]

[ { "end": 4988.4130000000005, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4981.376, "text": " No, it's a fine selection. Sorry. How much\nfor this book on hoe technique?" }, { "end": 4996.299, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4988.413, "text": " \"Oh! Jamieson's Hoedown, yes, quite. That\nwill be two silver pieces.\"" }, { "end": 5003.342, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4996.299, "text": " Oh. I'm very embarrassed, I'm sorry, I gave\naway my last two silver pieces." }, { "end": 5004.905, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5003.342, "text": " No, I gave it back to you, remember?" }, { "end": 5012.728999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 5004.905, "text": " I gave away my last two silver pieces, so.\nMaybe I can earn it back and come back later this week." }, { "end": 5015.196, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5012.729, "text": " \"Please do. Do you want me to hold it for\nyou?\"" }, { "end": 5016.456, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 5015.196, "text": " Yes." }, { "end": 5018.128, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5016.456, "text": " \"What's your name?\"" }, { "end": 5021.187, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 5018.128, "text": " My name is Caleb Widogast." }, { "end": 5026.231, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5021.187, "text": " \"All right. I will keep it here under the\nshelf. Thank you so much.\"" }, { "end": 5028.343, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 5026.231, "text": " Okay, good day, thank you." }, { "end": 5029.882, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5028.343, "text": " Is this a big shop?" }, { "end": 5035.584, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5029.882, "text": " It's a boutique. It's designed almost like a\ncross. There's two cross-sections of hallways that" }, { "end": 5040.014, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5035.584, "text": "have books across the walls, and there's a window\nat the end of each and then a door at the far back." }, { "end": 5046.036, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5040.014, "text": " While he was talking to the shopkeeper, I'm\ngoing to take out as many books as I can and move" }, { "end": 5050.818, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5046.036, "text": "them around on the shelves, and then take some of\nthem and turn them around to where their binding" }, { "end": 5052.467000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5050.818, "text": "is facing the inside." }, { "end": 5054.768, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5052.467, "text": " Go ahead and make a sleight-of-hand check." }, { "end": 5058.308, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5054.768, "text": " Natural 20!" }, { "end": 5063.169, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5058.308, "text": " Over the period of him searching and\ndistracting this man, you have completely" }, { "end": 5071.503, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5063.169, "text": "rearranged the interior of this bookstore, to the\npoint where even in the far corner, you" }, { "end": 5075.508, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5071.503, "text": "Ghostbusters stack them in the center of the room,\nfloor-to-ceiling, with him not even noticing it." }, { "end": 5078.3009999999995, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 5075.508, "text": " You little fucking poltergeist." }, { "end": 5085.281, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5078.301, "text": " You feel confident and happy and a sensation\nof approval washes over you. All right, so." }, { "end": 5087.16, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5085.281, "text": " I skip out the door." }, { "end": 5091.692, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5087.16, "text": " Okay. You turn around from having this\nconversation and notice the interior is not as you" }, { "end": 5096.174, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5091.692, "text": "last saw it, and a bit of nerves begin to brew up\nunder you." }, { "end": 5098.5, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 5096.174, "text": " Frumpkin, come on." }, { "end": 5100.518, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5098.5, "text": " (meows) Frumpkin follows behind." }, { "end": 5104.323, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 5100.518, "text": " Oh yes! Matt's got to make cat sounds now!" }, { "end": 5109.307000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5104.323, "text": " I didn't even think about that until now.\nGod damn it. All right, so as you guys have" }, { "end": 5116.893, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5109.307, "text": "gathered at this point, the oranges and the pinks\nof dusk begin to peek through the quite-cloudy" }, { "end": 5122.762, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5116.893, "text": "sky, the chilled air of the coming night sky\nsignalling the Crown's Guard to begin lighting the" }, { "end": 5127.282, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5122.829, "text": "hanging lanterns that line the streets of\nTrostenwald. A renewed energy takes the streets as" }, { "end": 5134.694, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5127.282, "text": "the sound of a fiddle seems to creep through the\nnight air." }, { "end": 5136.615000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 5134.694, "text": " My god, Ashley's a master fiddler, isn't\nshe?" }, { "end": 5137.697999999999, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 5136.615, "text": " Beedle-deedle." }, { "end": 5140.215, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 5137.698, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 5144.06, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 5140.215, "text": " I love how your fiddle noises were\n\"beedle-deedle\"." }, { "end": 5148.975, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 5144.06, "text": " That's the sound for all instruments,\nright?" }, { "end": 5151.9980000000005, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 5148.975, "text": " Drums." }, { "end": 5159.392, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 5151.998, "text": " By the way, DM, can I ask-- sometime in the\nentire day, when Nott was getting wasted, could I" }, { "end": 5164.045, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 5159.392, "text": "have spent an hour using Arcane Recovery to gain\nback that one spell slot I used this morning?" }, { "end": 5172.231, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5164.045, "text": " Sure, yeah. I'll allow that. All right.\nFolks begin to prod their heads out into the open" }, { "end": 5177.605, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5172.231, "text": "air, curious about the source of this unusual din,\nand you find your vision capturing a small" }, { "end": 5183.625999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5177.605, "text": "procession of flamboyantly dressed people parading\nthrough the central road. A lanky man of some" }, { "end": 5189.823, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5183.626, "text": "obvious elven descent leads the pack, his long,\nashy-brown hair curling ever-so-slightly past his" }, { "end": 5196.851000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5189.823, "text": "mid-back, his long coat and tails knocking around\nby his skipping step. Two halfling women in purple" }, { "end": 5203.022, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5196.851, "text": "and green bodysuits dance from side to side,\nhanding flowers to children and flyers to adults," }, { "end": 5210.049, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5203.022, "text": "as a bald man in a neck-frilled frock coat of\nbright red, his face adorned in vibrant orange" }, { "end": 5215.629, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5210.049, "text": "makeup to look like the setting sun behind him,\nplays the violin that you heard earlier in an" }, { "end": 5223.193, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5215.629, "text": "upbeat, jovial manner. A tall half-orc masculine\nman with a well-groomed handlebar mustache that" }, { "end": 5228.448, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5223.193, "text": "curves out to the side, billowing white silk shirt\nand black trousers, follows behind with a big drum" }, { "end": 5236.098, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5228.448, "text": "slung over his shoulder, going (drumming) along with the\nfiddle. The tiefling man of lavender skin that you" }, { "end": 5243.518, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5236.098, "text": "saw earlier walks along with a grin, juggling two\ncurved scimitars as he walks in place, almost" }, { "end": 5248.097, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5243.518, "text": "loses one and catches it, continues to go.\nFamilies are beginning to gather out to see this" }, { "end": 5257.2609999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5248.097, "text": "display. The two dancers part, and then a woman of\nshort, fiery red hair and dark skin walking" }, { "end": 5262.838000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5257.261, "text": "between them, lifting a small candle before--\nfwoosh! A giant burst, a gout of flame emerges" }, { "end": 5266.764, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5262.838, "text": "from the front of her mouth, brightens the\nvicinity, and everyone collectively gasps and" }, { "end": 5274.289, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5266.764, "text": "begins cheering and clapping as they continue the\nwalk. There, to the back of it, you see the rather" }, { "end": 5280.49, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5274.289, "text": "burly-looking pale woman, arms crossed, just\nfollowing behind and keeping an eye like a" }, { "end": 5286.675, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5280.49, "text": "security guard to ensure that no business gets out\nof hand. The gasps and the cheers begin to follow," }, { "end": 5291.377, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5286.675, "text": "and as the procession continues down its way, the\nfamilies and civilians begin to gather and follow" }, { "end": 5299.173000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5291.377, "text": "behind. As the last bit of the sun sets behind the\nmountain range, the torches glowing, the" }, { "end": 5304.697, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5299.173, "text": "procession curves through the center of the Loch\nWard to the edge of the Ustaloch itself. Through" }, { "end": 5308.2970000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5304.697, "text": "the fishing village, more folks begin to gather.\nDo you all follow?" }, { "end": 5310.455999999999, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 5308.297, "text": " Yeah." }, { "end": 5313.741, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5310.456, "text": " And I cast Blessing of the Trickster on you\nagain, just in case." }, { "end": 5315.284, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 5313.741, "text": " Thank you." }, { "end": 5320.205, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5315.284, "text": " People following the parade, you see faces,\neager for this fresh form of entertainment." }, { "end": 5324.947, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5320.205, "text": "Children laugh and chatter excitedly, while the\nCrown's Guard in their familiar bronze and" }, { "end": 5330.56, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5324.947, "text": "vermilion uniform try to maintain order between\nthemselves being quite curious or visibly" } ]

[ { "end": 4988.4130000000005, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4981.376, "text": " No, it's a fine selection. Sorry. How much\nfor this book on hoe technique?" }, { "end": 4996.299, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 4988.413, "text": " \"Oh! Jamieson's Hoedown, yes, quite. That\nwill be two silver pieces.\"" }, { "end": 5003.342, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 4996.299, "text": " Oh. I'm very embarrassed, I'm sorry, I gave\naway my last two silver pieces." }, { "end": 5004.905, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5003.342, "text": " No, I gave it back to you, remember?" }, { "end": 5012.728999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 5004.905, "text": " I gave away my last two silver pieces, so.\nMaybe I can earn it back and come back later this week." }, { "end": 5015.196, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5012.729, "text": " \"Please do. Do you want me to hold it for\nyou?\"" }, { "end": 5016.456, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 5015.196, "text": " Yes." }, { "end": 5018.128, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5016.456, "text": " \"What's your name?\"" }, { "end": 5021.187, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 5018.128, "text": " My name is Caleb Widogast." }, { "end": 5026.231, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5021.187, "text": " \"All right. I will keep it here under the\nshelf. Thank you so much.\"" }, { "end": 5028.343, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 5026.231, "text": " Okay, good day, thank you." }, { "end": 5029.882, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5028.343, "text": " Is this a big shop?" }, { "end": 5035.584, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5029.882, "text": " It's a boutique. It's designed almost like a\ncross. There's two cross-sections of hallways that" }, { "end": 5040.014, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5035.584, "text": "have books across the walls, and there's a window\nat the end of each and then a door at the far back." }, { "end": 5046.036, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5040.014, "text": " While he was talking to the shopkeeper, I'm\ngoing to take out as many books as I can and move" }, { "end": 5050.818, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5046.036, "text": "them around on the shelves, and then take some of\nthem and turn them around to where their binding" }, { "end": 5052.467000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5050.818, "text": "is facing the inside." }, { "end": 5054.768, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5052.467, "text": " Go ahead and make a sleight-of-hand check." }, { "end": 5058.308, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5054.768, "text": " Natural 20!" }, { "end": 5063.169, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5058.308, "text": " Over the period of him searching and\ndistracting this man, you have completely" }, { "end": 5071.503, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5063.169, "text": "rearranged the interior of this bookstore, to the\npoint where even in the far corner, you" }, { "end": 5075.508, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5071.503, "text": "Ghostbusters stack them in the center of the room,\nfloor-to-ceiling, with him not even noticing it." }, { "end": 5078.3009999999995, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 5075.508, "text": " You little fucking poltergeist." }, { "end": 5085.281, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5078.301, "text": " You feel confident and happy and a sensation\nof approval washes over you. All right, so." }, { "end": 5087.16, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5085.281, "text": " I skip out the door." }, { "end": 5091.692, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5087.16, "text": " Okay. You turn around from having this\nconversation and notice the interior is not as you" }, { "end": 5096.174, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5091.692, "text": "last saw it, and a bit of nerves begin to brew up\nunder you." }, { "end": 5098.5, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 5096.174, "text": " Frumpkin, come on." }, { "end": 5100.518, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5098.5, "text": " (meows) Frumpkin follows behind." }, { "end": 5104.323, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 5100.518, "text": " Oh yes! Matt's got to make cat sounds now!" }, { "end": 5109.307000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5104.323, "text": " I didn't even think about that until now.\nGod damn it. 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I'll allow that. All right.\nFolks begin to prod their heads out into the open" }, { "end": 5177.605, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5172.231, "text": "air, curious about the source of this unusual din,\nand you find your vision capturing a small" }, { "end": 5183.625999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5177.605, "text": "procession of flamboyantly dressed people parading\nthrough the central road. A lanky man of some" }, { "end": 5189.823, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5183.626, "text": "obvious elven descent leads the pack, his long,\nashy-brown hair curling ever-so-slightly past his" }, { "end": 5196.851000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5189.823, "text": "mid-back, his long coat and tails knocking around\nby his skipping step. Two halfling women in purple" }, { "end": 5203.022, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5196.851, "text": "and green bodysuits dance from side to side,\nhanding flowers to children and flyers to adults," }, { "end": 5210.049, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5203.022, "text": "as a bald man in a neck-frilled frock coat of\nbright red, his face adorned in vibrant orange" }, { "end": 5215.629, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5210.049, "text": "makeup to look like the setting sun behind him,\nplays the violin that you heard earlier in an" }, { "end": 5223.193, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5215.629, "text": "upbeat, jovial manner. 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The two dancers part, and then a woman of\nshort, fiery red hair and dark skin walking" }, { "end": 5262.838000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5257.261, "text": "between them, lifting a small candle before--\nfwoosh! A giant burst, a gout of flame emerges" }, { "end": 5266.764, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5262.838, "text": "from the front of her mouth, brightens the\nvicinity, and everyone collectively gasps and" }, { "end": 5274.289, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5266.764, "text": "begins cheering and clapping as they continue the\nwalk. There, to the back of it, you see the rather" }, { "end": 5280.49, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5274.289, "text": "burly-looking pale woman, arms crossed, just\nfollowing behind and keeping an eye like a" }, { "end": 5286.675, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5280.49, "text": "security guard to ensure that no business gets out\nof hand. 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I'll allow that. All right.\nFolks begin to prod their heads out into the open" }, { "end": 5177.605, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5172.231, "text": "air, curious about the source of this unusual din,\nand you find your vision capturing a small" }, { "end": 5183.625999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5177.605, "text": "procession of flamboyantly dressed people parading\nthrough the central road. A lanky man of some" }, { "end": 5189.823, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5183.626, "text": "obvious elven descent leads the pack, his long,\nashy-brown hair curling ever-so-slightly past his" }, { "end": 5196.851000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5189.823, "text": "mid-back, his long coat and tails knocking around\nby his skipping step. 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Through" }, { "end": 5308.2970000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5304.697, "text": "the fishing village, more folks begin to gather.\nDo you all follow?" }, { "end": 5310.455999999999, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 5308.297, "text": " Yeah." }, { "end": 5313.741, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5310.456, "text": " And I cast Blessing of the Trickster on you\nagain, just in case." }, { "end": 5315.284, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 5313.741, "text": " Thank you." }, { "end": 5320.205, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5315.284, "text": " People following the parade, you see faces,\neager for this fresh form of entertainment." }, { "end": 5324.947, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5320.205, "text": "Children laugh and chatter excitedly, while the\nCrown's Guard in their familiar bronze and" }, { "end": 5330.56, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5324.947, "text": "vermilion uniform try to maintain order between\nthemselves being quite curious or visibly" } ]

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As you guys" }, { "end": 5363.66, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5357.402, "text": "walk, you watch as the horned tiefling you had\napproached earlier slowly saunters up to your" }, { "end": 5366.346, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5363.66, "text": "side, you recognizing these individuals you had\nspoken with earlier." }, { "end": 5368.352, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 5366.346, "text": " I go, Molly! Molly, hey!" }, { "end": 5370.211, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 5368.352, "text": " Oh, it's my favorites. Hello." }, { "end": 5372.139, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5370.211, "text": " We came!" }, { "end": 5375.38, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 5372.139, "text": " I'm so glad you all came to see the\nshow. It's going to be great tonight." }, { "end": 5377.729, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 5375.38, "text": " (deadpan) It's going to blow you away." }, { "end": 5379.828, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 5377.729, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 5381.3240000000005, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 5379.828, "text": " The hype continues." }, { "end": 5385.052, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 5381.324, "text": " You're going to love it." }, { "end": 5389.504, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 5385.052, "text": " First show of a round's always the best.\nWithout fail." }, { "end": 5392.179, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 5389.504, "text": " Where are the best seats?" }, { "end": 5398.133, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 5392.179, "text": " Well, I'm always partial to the front.\nThen you're right in it, if something goes wrong," }, { "end": 5404.248, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 5398.133, "text": "it's nothing between you and whatever terrible,\nbloody mess is going to happen. It's just the best." }, { "end": 5405.8099999999995, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 5404.248, "text": " What?" }, { "end": 5407.245000000001, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 5405.81, "text": " Nothing, nothing, you're fine." }, { "end": 5411.992, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 5407.245, "text": " It's going to be great, but before you go\nin, I do have to give you guys a pat-down, 'cause" }, { "end": 5413.651, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 5411.992, "text": "you can't go in with any weapons." }, { "end": 5420.013, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5413.651, "text": " At this point, a voice rings out behind you,\nyou see as the carnival master Gustav glances over" }, { "end": 5424.141, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5420.013, "text": "your shoulder and goes, \"You two, skip ahead,\nquick. We need to go ahead and set up. 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We need just a moment to set up.\" And" }, { "end": 5449.606, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5444.833, "text": "the half-elf man bows and tips his large-- it\nlooks almost like a top hat that gets floppy" }, { "end": 5454.141, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5449.606, "text": "towards the top and flops forward, and he puts it\nback on top and begins sauntering, continuing the" }, { "end": 5458.316, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5454.141, "text": "music, but picking up their pace to get ahead of\nthe crowd as they draw you all slowly towards the" }, { "end": 5462.532, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5458.316, "text": "exterior tent. And that's where we're going to go\nahead and take our break." }, { "end": 5464.635, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5462.532, "text": "(yelling)" }, { "end": 5466.904, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 5464.635, "text": " Face is on fire." }, { "end": 5470.886, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5466.904, "text": " Am I the only one going, do we really have\nto give up our weapons? I don't feel okay with this." }, { "end": 5475.869000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 5470.886, "text": " Ashley, I'll do whatever you want, but if you\ntake my weapons I might kill you." }, { "end": 5478.102, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 5475.869, "text": " I'd like to see you try." }, { "end": 5480.549, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 5478.102, "text": "(yelling)" }, { "end": 5484.944, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5480.549, "text": " All right, so. We'll be back here in a few\nminutes. We're going to take a quick break. We" }, { "end": 5490.184, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5484.944, "text": "have our weekly giveaway from our friends at\nWyrmwood. We have a white oak complete dice tower" }, { "end": 5495.8460000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5490.184, "text": "system that's a three-piece set. That's going to\nbe given away to one of you there in the chat. The" }, { "end": 5508.075, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5495.846, "text": "password, if I recall, is 'beginnings'. Yeah. This\none. If you're in the Twitch chat, if you want to" }, { "end": 5511.563, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5508.075, "text": "be part of this, when you're prompted there, go\nahead and enter the word 'beginnings' once. If you" }, { "end": 5516.9400000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5511.563, "text": "enter it more than once, you'll get disqualified,\nso be careful with that. Otherwise, it gets this" }, { "end": 5521.705, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5516.94, "text": "spamming spree of chaos. So the word is\n'beginnings'. When prompted, go ahead and enter" }, { "end": 5524.865, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5521.705, "text": "that, and we'll come back from the break with the\nwinner of that. Regardless, guys, welcome to the" }, { "end": 5526.603, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5524.865, "text": "beginning of the new campaign." }, { "end": 5528.081, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5526.603, "text": "(yelling)" }, { "end": 5529.582, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5528.081, "text": " We'll see you here in a few minutes." }, { "end": 5530.442, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 5529.582, "text": " Magic!" }, { "end": 5531.302, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5530.442, "text": " Magic!" }, { "end": 6546.701, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5531.302, "text": "[break]" }, { "end": 6550.388, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6546.701, "text": " Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Guys!\nWow!" }, { "end": 6553.57, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 6550.388, "text": " Grenade lobbed in by Foster at the last\nsecond." }, { "end": 6558.793, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6553.57, "text": " I know. Welcome back. So, first and\nforemost, we have our winner of the white oak" }, { "end": 6567.433, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6558.793, "text": "complete dice tower from our friends at Wyrmwood.\nThe winner is GTDevoto. Congratulations. Denova" }, { "end": 6569.801, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6567.433, "text": "will reach out to you and get your contact\ninformation. Everyone else, thank you for" }, { "end": 6573.298000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6569.801, "text": "entering. We'll have more with each future episode\nof Critical Role, thanks to our friends at" }, { "end": 6577.059, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6573.298, "text": "Wyrmwood Gaming. Also, as a heads-up for those who\naren't familiar and for those who may be, we have" }, { "end": 6585.555, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6577.059, "text": "a Tuesday aftershow of this called Talks Machina\nwhere our friend W. Brian Foster Esq., just mixing" }, { "end": 6591.438, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6585.555, "text": "up all of his names-- you guys know him, Brian W.\nFoster, friend of the show, is the host of the" }, { "end": 6596.6990000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6591.438, "text": "show, and he'll be there Tuesday talking about\nthis episode tonight with some of the cast. 7PM" }, { "end": 6600.476, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6596.699, "text": "Pacific time on Tuesday. So. Anyway." }, { "end": 6607.174999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6600.476, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 6608.658, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6607.175, "text": " Bringing us back." }, { "end": 6610.238, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 6608.658, "text": " Bring that ass back." }, { "end": 6614.875, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 6610.238, "text": " Five dragons swoop down." }, { "end": 6616.842, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 6614.875, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 6625.575, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6616.842, "text": " It's so hackneyed. As you guys begin to\napproach the outside of this large, dark navy" }, { "end": 6631.4349999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6625.575, "text": "tent, people are being inspected and ushered\nthrough by the well-groomed half-orc on one side," }, { "end": 6637.624000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6631.435, "text": "and the pale woman, Yasha, you met for a second\ntime approaching the outskirts of this carnival," }, { "end": 6643.844, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6637.624, "text": "with entry fees being collected by both as people\nbegin to pass into this large structure. A few" }, { "end": 6649.642, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6643.844, "text": "feet off to the side, you see a small crowd\ngathered around Mollymauk, who is sitting atop a" }, { "end": 6655.1089999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6649.642, "text": "small blanket and has cards splayed before him, a\nsimilar set that you saw Jester toying with" }, { "end": 6662.634, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6655.109, "text": "earlier, and a farmer sits across from him,\nlistening intently. \"All right, so what can you" }, { "end": 6664.734, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6662.634, "text": "\"tell me about this here cough?\"" }, { "end": 6670.082, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6664.734, "text": " How long have you had it?" }, { "end": 6674.584000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6670.082, "text": " \"Oh, going on like three, four months.\"\n(coughs)" } ]

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It's going to be great tonight." }, { "end": 5377.729, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 5375.38, "text": " (deadpan) It's going to blow you away." }, { "end": 5379.828, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 5377.729, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 5381.3240000000005, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 5379.828, "text": " The hype continues." }, { "end": 5385.052, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 5381.324, "text": " You're going to love it." }, { "end": 5389.504, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 5385.052, "text": " First show of a round's always the best.\nWithout fail." }, { "end": 5392.179, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 5389.504, "text": " Where are the best seats?" }, { "end": 5398.133, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 5392.179, "text": " Well, I'm always partial to the front.\nThen you're right in it, if something goes wrong," }, { "end": 5404.248, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 5398.133, "text": "it's nothing between you and whatever terrible,\nbloody mess is going to happen. It's just the best." }, { "end": 5405.8099999999995, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 5404.248, "text": " What?" }, { "end": 5407.245000000001, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 5405.81, "text": " Nothing, nothing, you're fine." }, { "end": 5411.992, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 5407.245, "text": " It's going to be great, but before you go\nin, I do have to give you guys a pat-down, 'cause" }, { "end": 5413.651, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 5411.992, "text": "you can't go in with any weapons." }, { "end": 5420.013, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5413.651, "text": " At this point, a voice rings out behind you,\nyou see as the carnival master Gustav glances over" }, { "end": 5424.141, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5420.013, "text": "your shoulder and goes, \"You two, skip ahead,\nquick. We need to go ahead and set up. 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This\none. If you're in the Twitch chat, if you want to" }, { "end": 5511.563, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5508.075, "text": "be part of this, when you're prompted there, go\nahead and enter the word 'beginnings' once. If you" }, { "end": 5516.9400000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5511.563, "text": "enter it more than once, you'll get disqualified,\nso be careful with that. Otherwise, it gets this" }, { "end": 5521.705, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5516.94, "text": "spamming spree of chaos. So the word is\n'beginnings'. When prompted, go ahead and enter" }, { "end": 5524.865, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5521.705, "text": "that, and we'll come back from the break with the\nwinner of that. Regardless, guys, welcome to the" }, { "end": 5526.603, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5524.865, "text": "beginning of the new campaign." }, { "end": 5528.081, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5526.603, "text": "(yelling)" }, { "end": 5529.582, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5528.081, "text": " We'll see you here in a few minutes." }, { "end": 5530.442, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 5529.582, "text": " Magic!" }, { "end": 5531.302, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5530.442, "text": " Magic!" }, { "end": 6546.701, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5531.302, "text": "[break]" }, { "end": 6550.388, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6546.701, "text": " Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Guys!\nWow!" }, { "end": 6553.57, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 6550.388, "text": " Grenade lobbed in by Foster at the last\nsecond." }, { "end": 6558.793, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6553.57, "text": " I know. Welcome back. So, first and\nforemost, we have our winner of the white oak" }, { "end": 6567.433, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6558.793, "text": "complete dice tower from our friends at Wyrmwood.\nThe winner is GTDevoto. Congratulations. Denova" }, { "end": 6569.801, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6567.433, "text": "will reach out to you and get your contact\ninformation. Everyone else, thank you for" }, { "end": 6573.298000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6569.801, "text": "entering. We'll have more with each future episode\nof Critical Role, thanks to our friends at" }, { "end": 6577.059, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6573.298, "text": "Wyrmwood Gaming. Also, as a heads-up for those who\naren't familiar and for those who may be, we have" }, { "end": 6585.555, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6577.059, "text": "a Tuesday aftershow of this called Talks Machina\nwhere our friend W. Brian Foster Esq., just mixing" }, { "end": 6591.438, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6585.555, "text": "up all of his names-- you guys know him, Brian W.\nFoster, friend of the show, is the host of the" }, { "end": 6596.6990000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6591.438, "text": "show, and he'll be there Tuesday talking about\nthis episode tonight with some of the cast. 7PM" }, { "end": 6600.476, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6596.699, "text": "Pacific time on Tuesday. So. Anyway." }, { "end": 6607.174999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6600.476, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 6608.658, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6607.175, "text": " Bringing us back." }, { "end": 6610.238, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 6608.658, "text": " Bring that ass back." }, { "end": 6614.875, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 6610.238, "text": " Five dragons swoop down." }, { "end": 6616.842, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 6614.875, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 6625.575, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6616.842, "text": " It's so hackneyed. As you guys begin to\napproach the outside of this large, dark navy" }, { "end": 6631.4349999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6625.575, "text": "tent, people are being inspected and ushered\nthrough by the well-groomed half-orc on one side," }, { "end": 6637.624000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6631.435, "text": "and the pale woman, Yasha, you met for a second\ntime approaching the outskirts of this carnival," }, { "end": 6643.844, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6637.624, "text": "with entry fees being collected by both as people\nbegin to pass into this large structure. A few" }, { "end": 6649.642, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6643.844, "text": "feet off to the side, you see a small crowd\ngathered around Mollymauk, who is sitting atop a" }, { "end": 6655.1089999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6649.642, "text": "small blanket and has cards splayed before him, a\nsimilar set that you saw Jester toying with" }, { "end": 6662.634, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6655.109, "text": "earlier, and a farmer sits across from him,\nlistening intently. \"All right, so what can you" }, { "end": 6664.734, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6662.634, "text": "\"tell me about this here cough?\"" }, { "end": 6670.082, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6664.734, "text": " How long have you had it?" }, { "end": 6674.584000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6670.082, "text": " \"Oh, going on like three, four months.\"\n(coughs)" } ]

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As you guys" }, { "end": 5363.66, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5357.402, "text": "walk, you watch as the horned tiefling you had\napproached earlier slowly saunters up to your" }, { "end": 5366.346, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5363.66, "text": "side, you recognizing these individuals you had\nspoken with earlier." }, { "end": 5368.352, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 5366.346, "text": " I go, Molly! Molly, hey!" }, { "end": 5370.211, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 5368.352, "text": " Oh, it's my favorites. Hello." }, { "end": 5372.139, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5370.211, "text": " We came!" }, { "end": 5375.38, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 5372.139, "text": " I'm so glad you all came to see the\nshow. It's going to be great tonight." }, { "end": 5377.729, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 5375.38, "text": " (deadpan) It's going to blow you away." }, { "end": 5379.828, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 5377.729, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 5381.3240000000005, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 5379.828, "text": " The hype continues." }, { "end": 5385.052, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 5381.324, "text": " You're going to love it." }, { "end": 5389.504, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 5385.052, "text": " First show of a round's always the best.\nWithout fail." }, { "end": 5392.179, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 5389.504, "text": " Where are the best seats?" }, { "end": 5398.133, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 5392.179, "text": " Well, I'm always partial to the front.\nThen you're right in it, if something goes wrong," }, { "end": 5404.248, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 5398.133, "text": "it's nothing between you and whatever terrible,\nbloody mess is going to happen. It's just the best." }, { "end": 5405.8099999999995, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 5404.248, "text": " What?" }, { "end": 5407.245000000001, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 5405.81, "text": " Nothing, nothing, you're fine." }, { "end": 5411.992, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 5407.245, "text": " It's going to be great, but before you go\nin, I do have to give you guys a pat-down, 'cause" }, { "end": 5413.651, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 5411.992, "text": "you can't go in with any weapons." }, { "end": 5420.013, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5413.651, "text": " At this point, a voice rings out behind you,\nyou see as the carnival master Gustav glances over" }, { "end": 5424.141, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5420.013, "text": "your shoulder and goes, \"You two, skip ahead,\nquick. We need to go ahead and set up. 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This\none. If you're in the Twitch chat, if you want to" }, { "end": 5511.563, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5508.075, "text": "be part of this, when you're prompted there, go\nahead and enter the word 'beginnings' once. If you" }, { "end": 5516.9400000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5511.563, "text": "enter it more than once, you'll get disqualified,\nso be careful with that. Otherwise, it gets this" }, { "end": 5521.705, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5516.94, "text": "spamming spree of chaos. So the word is\n'beginnings'. When prompted, go ahead and enter" }, { "end": 5524.865, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5521.705, "text": "that, and we'll come back from the break with the\nwinner of that. Regardless, guys, welcome to the" }, { "end": 5526.603, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5524.865, "text": "beginning of the new campaign." }, { "end": 5528.081, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5526.603, "text": "(yelling)" }, { "end": 5529.582, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5528.081, "text": " We'll see you here in a few minutes." }, { "end": 5530.442, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 5529.582, "text": " Magic!" }, { "end": 5531.302, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5530.442, "text": " Magic!" }, { "end": 6546.701, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5531.302, "text": "[break]" }, { "end": 6550.388, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6546.701, "text": " Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Guys!\nWow!" }, { "end": 6553.57, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 6550.388, "text": " Grenade lobbed in by Foster at the last\nsecond." }, { "end": 6558.793, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6553.57, "text": " I know. Welcome back. So, first and\nforemost, we have our winner of the white oak" }, { "end": 6567.433, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6558.793, "text": "complete dice tower from our friends at Wyrmwood.\nThe winner is GTDevoto. Congratulations. Denova" }, { "end": 6569.801, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6567.433, "text": "will reach out to you and get your contact\ninformation. Everyone else, thank you for" }, { "end": 6573.298000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6569.801, "text": "entering. We'll have more with each future episode\nof Critical Role, thanks to our friends at" }, { "end": 6577.059, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6573.298, "text": "Wyrmwood Gaming. Also, as a heads-up for those who\naren't familiar and for those who may be, we have" }, { "end": 6585.555, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6577.059, "text": "a Tuesday aftershow of this called Talks Machina\nwhere our friend W. Brian Foster Esq., just mixing" }, { "end": 6591.438, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6585.555, "text": "up all of his names-- you guys know him, Brian W.\nFoster, friend of the show, is the host of the" }, { "end": 6596.6990000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6591.438, "text": "show, and he'll be there Tuesday talking about\nthis episode tonight with some of the cast. 7PM" }, { "end": 6600.476, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6596.699, "text": "Pacific time on Tuesday. So. Anyway." }, { "end": 6607.174999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6600.476, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 6608.658, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6607.175, "text": " Bringing us back." }, { "end": 6610.238, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 6608.658, "text": " Bring that ass back." }, { "end": 6614.875, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 6610.238, "text": " Five dragons swoop down." }, { "end": 6616.842, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 6614.875, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 6625.575, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6616.842, "text": " It's so hackneyed. 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This\none. If you're in the Twitch chat, if you want to" }, { "end": 5511.563, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5508.075, "text": "be part of this, when you're prompted there, go\nahead and enter the word 'beginnings' once. If you" }, { "end": 5516.9400000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5511.563, "text": "enter it more than once, you'll get disqualified,\nso be careful with that. Otherwise, it gets this" }, { "end": 5521.705, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5516.94, "text": "spamming spree of chaos. So the word is\n'beginnings'. When prompted, go ahead and enter" }, { "end": 5524.865, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5521.705, "text": "that, and we'll come back from the break with the\nwinner of that. Regardless, guys, welcome to the" }, { "end": 5526.603, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5524.865, "text": "beginning of the new campaign." }, { "end": 5528.081, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5526.603, "text": "(yelling)" }, { "end": 5529.582, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5528.081, "text": " We'll see you here in a few minutes." }, { "end": 5530.442, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 5529.582, "text": " Magic!" }, { "end": 5531.302, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5530.442, "text": " Magic!" }, { "end": 6546.701, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5531.302, "text": "[break]" }, { "end": 6550.388, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6546.701, "text": " Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Guys!\nWow!" }, { "end": 6553.57, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 6550.388, "text": " Grenade lobbed in by Foster at the last\nsecond." }, { "end": 6558.793, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6553.57, "text": " I know. Welcome back. So, first and\nforemost, we have our winner of the white oak" }, { "end": 6567.433, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6558.793, "text": "complete dice tower from our friends at Wyrmwood.\nThe winner is GTDevoto. Congratulations. Denova" }, { "end": 6569.801, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6567.433, "text": "will reach out to you and get your contact\ninformation. Everyone else, thank you for" }, { "end": 6573.298000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6569.801, "text": "entering. We'll have more with each future episode\nof Critical Role, thanks to our friends at" }, { "end": 6577.059, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6573.298, "text": "Wyrmwood Gaming. Also, as a heads-up for those who\naren't familiar and for those who may be, we have" }, { "end": 6585.555, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6577.059, "text": "a Tuesday aftershow of this called Talks Machina\nwhere our friend W. Brian Foster Esq., just mixing" }, { "end": 6591.438, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6585.555, "text": "up all of his names-- you guys know him, Brian W.\nFoster, friend of the show, is the host of the" }, { "end": 6596.6990000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6591.438, "text": "show, and he'll be there Tuesday talking about\nthis episode tonight with some of the cast. 7PM" }, { "end": 6600.476, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6596.699, "text": "Pacific time on Tuesday. So. Anyway." }, { "end": 6607.174999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6600.476, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 6608.658, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6607.175, "text": " Bringing us back." }, { "end": 6610.238, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 6608.658, "text": " Bring that ass back." }, { "end": 6614.875, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 6610.238, "text": " Five dragons swoop down." }, { "end": 6616.842, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 6614.875, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 6625.575, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6616.842, "text": " It's so hackneyed. As you guys begin to\napproach the outside of this large, dark navy" }, { "end": 6631.4349999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6625.575, "text": "tent, people are being inspected and ushered\nthrough by the well-groomed half-orc on one side," }, { "end": 6637.624000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6631.435, "text": "and the pale woman, Yasha, you met for a second\ntime approaching the outskirts of this carnival," }, { "end": 6643.844, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6637.624, "text": "with entry fees being collected by both as people\nbegin to pass into this large structure. A few" }, { "end": 6649.642, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6643.844, "text": "feet off to the side, you see a small crowd\ngathered around Mollymauk, who is sitting atop a" }, { "end": 6655.1089999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6649.642, "text": "small blanket and has cards splayed before him, a\nsimilar set that you saw Jester toying with" }, { "end": 6662.634, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6655.109, "text": "earlier, and a farmer sits across from him,\nlistening intently. \"All right, so what can you" }, { "end": 6664.734, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6662.634, "text": "\"tell me about this here cough?\"" }, { "end": 6670.082, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6664.734, "text": " How long have you had it?" }, { "end": 6674.584000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6670.082, "text": " \"Oh, going on like three, four months.\"\n(coughs)" } ]

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As you guys" }, { "end": 5363.66, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5357.402, "text": "walk, you watch as the horned tiefling you had\napproached earlier slowly saunters up to your" }, { "end": 5366.346, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5363.66, "text": "side, you recognizing these individuals you had\nspoken with earlier." }, { "end": 5368.352, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 5366.346, "text": " I go, Molly! Molly, hey!" }, { "end": 5370.211, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 5368.352, "text": " Oh, it's my favorites. Hello." }, { "end": 5372.139, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5370.211, "text": " We came!" }, { "end": 5375.38, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 5372.139, "text": " I'm so glad you all came to see the\nshow. It's going to be great tonight." }, { "end": 5377.729, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 5375.38, "text": " (deadpan) It's going to blow you away." }, { "end": 5379.828, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 5377.729, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 5381.3240000000005, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 5379.828, "text": " The hype continues." }, { "end": 5385.052, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 5381.324, "text": " You're going to love it." }, { "end": 5389.504, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 5385.052, "text": " First show of a round's always the best.\nWithout fail." }, { "end": 5392.179, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 5389.504, "text": " Where are the best seats?" }, { "end": 5398.133, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 5392.179, "text": " Well, I'm always partial to the front.\nThen you're right in it, if something goes wrong," }, { "end": 5404.248, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 5398.133, "text": "it's nothing between you and whatever terrible,\nbloody mess is going to happen. It's just the best." }, { "end": 5405.8099999999995, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 5404.248, "text": " What?" }, { "end": 5407.245000000001, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 5405.81, "text": " Nothing, nothing, you're fine." }, { "end": 5411.992, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 5407.245, "text": " It's going to be great, but before you go\nin, I do have to give you guys a pat-down, 'cause" }, { "end": 5413.651, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 5411.992, "text": "you can't go in with any weapons." }, { "end": 5420.013, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5413.651, "text": " At this point, a voice rings out behind you,\nyou see as the carnival master Gustav glances over" }, { "end": 5424.141, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5420.013, "text": "your shoulder and goes, \"You two, skip ahead,\nquick. We need to go ahead and set up. 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We need just a moment to set up.\" And" }, { "end": 5449.606, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5444.833, "text": "the half-elf man bows and tips his large-- it\nlooks almost like a top hat that gets floppy" }, { "end": 5454.141, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5449.606, "text": "towards the top and flops forward, and he puts it\nback on top and begins sauntering, continuing the" }, { "end": 5458.316, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5454.141, "text": "music, but picking up their pace to get ahead of\nthe crowd as they draw you all slowly towards the" }, { "end": 5462.532, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5458.316, "text": "exterior tent. And that's where we're going to go\nahead and take our break." }, { "end": 5464.635, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5462.532, "text": "(yelling)" }, { "end": 5466.904, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 5464.635, "text": " Face is on fire." }, { "end": 5470.886, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5466.904, "text": " Am I the only one going, do we really have\nto give up our weapons? 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This\none. If you're in the Twitch chat, if you want to" }, { "end": 5511.563, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5508.075, "text": "be part of this, when you're prompted there, go\nahead and enter the word 'beginnings' once. If you" }, { "end": 5516.9400000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5511.563, "text": "enter it more than once, you'll get disqualified,\nso be careful with that. Otherwise, it gets this" }, { "end": 5521.705, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5516.94, "text": "spamming spree of chaos. So the word is\n'beginnings'. When prompted, go ahead and enter" }, { "end": 5524.865, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5521.705, "text": "that, and we'll come back from the break with the\nwinner of that. Regardless, guys, welcome to the" }, { "end": 5526.603, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5524.865, "text": "beginning of the new campaign." }, { "end": 5528.081, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5526.603, "text": "(yelling)" }, { "end": 5529.582, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5528.081, "text": " We'll see you here in a few minutes." }, { "end": 5530.442, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 5529.582, "text": " Magic!" }, { "end": 5531.302, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5530.442, "text": " Magic!" }, { "end": 6546.701, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5531.302, "text": "[break]" }, { "end": 6550.388, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6546.701, "text": " Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Guys!\nWow!" }, { "end": 6553.57, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 6550.388, "text": " Grenade lobbed in by Foster at the last\nsecond." }, { "end": 6558.793, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6553.57, "text": " I know. Welcome back. So, first and\nforemost, we have our winner of the white oak" }, { "end": 6567.433, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6558.793, "text": "complete dice tower from our friends at Wyrmwood.\nThe winner is GTDevoto. Congratulations. Denova" }, { "end": 6569.801, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6567.433, "text": "will reach out to you and get your contact\ninformation. Everyone else, thank you for" }, { "end": 6573.298000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6569.801, "text": "entering. We'll have more with each future episode\nof Critical Role, thanks to our friends at" }, { "end": 6577.059, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6573.298, "text": "Wyrmwood Gaming. Also, as a heads-up for those who\naren't familiar and for those who may be, we have" }, { "end": 6585.555, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6577.059, "text": "a Tuesday aftershow of this called Talks Machina\nwhere our friend W. Brian Foster Esq., just mixing" }, { "end": 6591.438, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6585.555, "text": "up all of his names-- you guys know him, Brian W.\nFoster, friend of the show, is the host of the" }, { "end": 6596.6990000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6591.438, "text": "show, and he'll be there Tuesday talking about\nthis episode tonight with some of the cast. 7PM" }, { "end": 6600.476, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6596.699, "text": "Pacific time on Tuesday. So. Anyway." }, { "end": 6607.174999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6600.476, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 6608.658, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6607.175, "text": " Bringing us back." }, { "end": 6610.238, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 6608.658, "text": " Bring that ass back." }, { "end": 6614.875, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 6610.238, "text": " Five dragons swoop down." }, { "end": 6616.842, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 6614.875, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 6625.575, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6616.842, "text": " It's so hackneyed. 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A few" }, { "end": 6649.642, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6643.844, "text": "feet off to the side, you see a small crowd\ngathered around Mollymauk, who is sitting atop a" }, { "end": 6655.1089999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6649.642, "text": "small blanket and has cards splayed before him, a\nsimilar set that you saw Jester toying with" }, { "end": 6662.634, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6655.109, "text": "earlier, and a farmer sits across from him,\nlistening intently. \"All right, so what can you" }, { "end": 6664.734, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6662.634, "text": "\"tell me about this here cough?\"" }, { "end": 6670.082, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6664.734, "text": " How long have you had it?" }, { "end": 6674.584000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6670.082, "text": " \"Oh, going on like three, four months.\"\n(coughs)" } ]

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This\none. If you're in the Twitch chat, if you want to" }, { "end": 5511.563, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5508.075, "text": "be part of this, when you're prompted there, go\nahead and enter the word 'beginnings' once. If you" }, { "end": 5516.9400000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5511.563, "text": "enter it more than once, you'll get disqualified,\nso be careful with that. Otherwise, it gets this" }, { "end": 5521.705, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5516.94, "text": "spamming spree of chaos. So the word is\n'beginnings'. When prompted, go ahead and enter" }, { "end": 5524.865, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5521.705, "text": "that, and we'll come back from the break with the\nwinner of that. Regardless, guys, welcome to the" }, { "end": 5526.603, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5524.865, "text": "beginning of the new campaign." }, { "end": 5528.081, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5526.603, "text": "(yelling)" }, { "end": 5529.582, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 5528.081, "text": " We'll see you here in a few minutes." }, { "end": 5530.442, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 5529.582, "text": " Magic!" }, { "end": 5531.302, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5530.442, "text": " Magic!" }, { "end": 6546.701, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 5531.302, "text": "[break]" }, { "end": 6550.388, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6546.701, "text": " Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Guys!\nWow!" }, { "end": 6553.57, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 6550.388, "text": " Grenade lobbed in by Foster at the last\nsecond." }, { "end": 6558.793, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6553.57, "text": " I know. Welcome back. So, first and\nforemost, we have our winner of the white oak" }, { "end": 6567.433, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6558.793, "text": "complete dice tower from our friends at Wyrmwood.\nThe winner is GTDevoto. Congratulations. Denova" }, { "end": 6569.801, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6567.433, "text": "will reach out to you and get your contact\ninformation. Everyone else, thank you for" }, { "end": 6573.298000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6569.801, "text": "entering. We'll have more with each future episode\nof Critical Role, thanks to our friends at" }, { "end": 6577.059, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6573.298, "text": "Wyrmwood Gaming. Also, as a heads-up for those who\naren't familiar and for those who may be, we have" }, { "end": 6585.555, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6577.059, "text": "a Tuesday aftershow of this called Talks Machina\nwhere our friend W. Brian Foster Esq., just mixing" }, { "end": 6591.438, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6585.555, "text": "up all of his names-- you guys know him, Brian W.\nFoster, friend of the show, is the host of the" }, { "end": 6596.6990000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6591.438, "text": "show, and he'll be there Tuesday talking about\nthis episode tonight with some of the cast. 7PM" }, { "end": 6600.476, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6596.699, "text": "Pacific time on Tuesday. So. Anyway." }, { "end": 6607.174999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6600.476, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 6608.658, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6607.175, "text": " Bringing us back." }, { "end": 6610.238, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 6608.658, "text": " Bring that ass back." }, { "end": 6614.875, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 6610.238, "text": " Five dragons swoop down." }, { "end": 6616.842, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 6614.875, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 6625.575, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6616.842, "text": " It's so hackneyed. As you guys begin to\napproach the outside of this large, dark navy" }, { "end": 6631.4349999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6625.575, "text": "tent, people are being inspected and ushered\nthrough by the well-groomed half-orc on one side," }, { "end": 6637.624000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6631.435, "text": "and the pale woman, Yasha, you met for a second\ntime approaching the outskirts of this carnival," }, { "end": 6643.844, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6637.624, "text": "with entry fees being collected by both as people\nbegin to pass into this large structure. A few" }, { "end": 6649.642, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6643.844, "text": "feet off to the side, you see a small crowd\ngathered around Mollymauk, who is sitting atop a" }, { "end": 6655.1089999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6649.642, "text": "small blanket and has cards splayed before him, a\nsimilar set that you saw Jester toying with" }, { "end": 6662.634, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6655.109, "text": "earlier, and a farmer sits across from him,\nlistening intently. \"All right, so what can you" }, { "end": 6664.734, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6662.634, "text": "\"tell me about this here cough?\"" }, { "end": 6670.082, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6664.734, "text": " How long have you had it?" }, { "end": 6674.584000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6670.082, "text": " \"Oh, going on like three, four months.\"\n(coughs)" } ]

[ { "end": 6681.187, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6674.584, "text": " It looks like it's getting better. Oh\nyes. Does it feel like it's getting better?" }, { "end": 6684.112, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6681.187, "text": " \"Oh, right now? Yeah.\"" }, { "end": 6693.564, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6684.112, "text": " Yeah, look at that. I would maybe\nbreathe a tincture or something. Let's-- yeah," }, { "end": 6695.506, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6693.564, "text": "maybe you should get that looked at." }, { "end": 6698.991, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6695.506, "text": " \"From who? What do the cards tell me?\"" }, { "end": 6704.465, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6698.991, "text": " Some sort of physician, perhaps." }, { "end": 6712.051, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6704.465, "text": " \"Right! Of course! Oh, thank you so much.\"\nAnd he places a--" }, { "end": 6714.441000000001, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6712.051, "text": " Platinum Dragon be with you. Thank you." }, { "end": 6718.125, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6714.441, "text": " Stands up. \"Dear, a physician!\" And he walks\noff." }, { "end": 6721.174, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6718.125, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 6724.532, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6721.174, "text": " What happened to 'no sick people'?" }, { "end": 6727.021, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6724.532, "text": " This is outside the tent." }, { "end": 6730.864, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6727.021, "text": " Yeah, he doesn't enter the tent. He goes off\nto the side." }, { "end": 6732.945, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6730.864, "text": " Fair." }, { "end": 6736.599999999999, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6732.945, "text": " It's good to see you all here, though." }, { "end": 6745.504000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6736.6, "text": " Here's the thing. Some of us have weapons\nthat we don't want to pass away to other people," }, { "end": 6751.389, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6745.504, "text": "so how much of a chance is it that we could get\nthrough without having to do that, you know?" }, { "end": 6756.491, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6751.389, "text": " Well, you can't see the show if you have a\nweapon on you." }, { "end": 6764.313, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6756.491, "text": " Right. And we really want to see the show.\nBut, you know, we are really good at security," }, { "end": 6771.242, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6764.313, "text": "like all of us are really strong, and we could\nfight things that came up, too, so maybe it would" }, { "end": 6773.74, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6771.242, "text": "be best if you don't take our weapons, and then we\ncould help." }, { "end": 6782.04, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6773.74, "text": " Actually, here's a deal. We'll make you a\ngood deal. You waive our entry fee and if anyone" }, { "end": 6787.411, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6782.04, "text": "needs to be kicked out, or any security needs to\nhappen, we'll help you out." }, { "end": 6789.527, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 6787.411, "text": " Like deputy bouncers?" }, { "end": 6791.415, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6789.527, "text": " Like deputy bouncers." }, { "end": 6795.378, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6791.415, "text": " Well, see, funny thing about that, though,\nis that's my job. So." }, { "end": 6797.206, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6795.378, "text": " So do you want to hire us?" }, { "end": 6798.385, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6797.206, "text": " No." }, { "end": 6803.666, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6798.385, "text": " You would be like our boss. Have you ever\nwanted to be a boss? Like, in charge?" }, { "end": 6805.35, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6803.666, "text": " Well, I am." }, { "end": 6807.829000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6805.35, "text": " We could ask you for days off sometimes." }, { "end": 6814.813999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6807.829, "text": " A heavy greenish-grey-skinned mitt slaps\nonto Beau's shoulder, as you glance over to see" }, { "end": 6823.952, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6814.814, "text": "the large, well-groomed half-orc man standing\nthere. \"I'm terribly sorry, but we've got it taken" }, { "end": 6828.7390000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6823.952, "text": "\"care of. If you wish to pay entry, you can, but\nthe rules are the rules. So sorry.\"" }, { "end": 6832.433, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 6828.739, "text": " Do they get stored in some sort of locker or\nsomething?" }, { "end": 6837.19, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6832.433, "text": " I hold them. And if you want, I can stand\nright next to you guys. You can keep your eye on" }, { "end": 6838.958, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6837.19, "text": "me the whole time." }, { "end": 6840.494, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6838.958, "text": " She's very trustworthy." }, { "end": 6842.422, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 6840.494, "text": " That seems fair-ish to me." }, { "end": 6845.4619999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6842.422, "text": " \"Yasha, does that seem-- all right.\"" }, { "end": 6852.77, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6845.462, "text": " I look at him as I take his hand off.\nWhat's your name, by the by?" }, { "end": 6854.59, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6852.77, "text": " \"Bo.\"" }, { "end": 6858.1810000000005, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6854.59, "text": " Good name." }, { "end": 6860.527999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6858.181, "text": " \"Thank you.\"" }, { "end": 6862.868, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 6860.528, "text": " Well, that's funny, because your name is\nalso Beau." }, { "end": 6865.027, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6862.868, "text": " \"Really?\"" }, { "end": 6871.237, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6865.027, "text": " You didn't have to-- maybe let me choose\nwhen to tell people--" }, { "end": 6873.624, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6871.237, "text": " \"No, no, I'm curious about this. How do you\nspell your name?\"" }, { "end": 6878.321, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6873.624, "text": " Well, it's short for Beauregard." }, { "end": 6880.097, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6878.321, "text": " \"Oh, mine's just B-O.\"" }, { "end": 6886.357, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6880.097, "text": " That's unfortunate. I mean, it's great.\nDid kids make fun-- never mind." }, { "end": 6890.317, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6886.357, "text": " \"It's not inaccurate.\" And he flicks the\nside of his mustache." }, { "end": 6893.381, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6890.317, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 6898.804, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6893.381, "text": " Like, is his mustache especially B.O.-y?\nLike, what? That's really gross." }, { "end": 6900.18, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6898.804, "text": " Make a perception check." }, { "end": 6905.879, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6900.18, "text": " Ew. I don't want to perceive this. I'm glad\nI didn't roll very well." }, { "end": 6908.639, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6905.879, "text": " Can I make an insight check? Is he a\ncreep or is he just--" }, { "end": 6913.559, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6908.639, "text": " Make an insight check. Eight? Thankfully,\nyou're not in proximity enough to catch a whiff of" }, { "end": 6914.901, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6913.559, "text": "his mustache." }, { "end": 6917.305, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6914.901, "text": " Natural 20." }, { "end": 6925.212, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6917.305, "text": " Okay. Interestingly enough, he seems very\nwell put-together. And he seems like he's just" }, { "end": 6930.717000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6925.212, "text": "fucking with you. He's having fun, and he's\nmessing with you, and he's just casual and" }, { "end": 6937.840999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6930.717, "text": "competent and actually pretty well-groomed. He\ndoesn't smell. And he seems more just enjoying the" }, { "end": 6939.360000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6937.841, "text": "discourse." }, { "end": 6945.601, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6939.36, "text": " It's funny, see, my name's Beau because\nmy parents wanted a son." }, { "end": 6956.111, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6945.601, "text": " \"Well. If it helps with any other confusion,\ncall me the Breaker. Well, if you see the rest of" }, { "end": 6958.304, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6956.111, "text": "\"the show, perhaps you'll see why I got my name.\"" }, { "end": 6959.892, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6958.304, "text": " Are you in the show, too?" }, { "end": 6962.071, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6959.892, "text": " And he cracks his arms. \"I am. Towards the\nend.\"" }, { "end": 6964.49, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 6962.071, "text": " Now I want to see the show." }, { "end": 6969.933, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6964.49, "text": " \"Well then. May I?\" You can see now the\ncrowd's starting to queue up behind you pretty" }, { "end": 6974.796, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6969.933, "text": "heavily. \"Besides, if you're going to enter, we've\ngot to get through the rest of this riff-raff. Do" }, { "end": 6976.742, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6974.796, "text": "\"you wish to join in?\"" }, { "end": 6981.876, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 6976.742, "text": " I pull-- all I have is a dagger, but I just\nhand it to Yasha." }, { "end": 6983.347, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6981.876, "text": " Just one dagger?" }, { "end": 6985.735, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6983.347, "text": " I promise you I will give it back." }, { "end": 6987.522999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 6985.735, "text": " Yes, here you go." }, { "end": 6989.6900000000005, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6987.523, "text": " I promise you I will give you all of your\nweapons back." }, { "end": 6992.138, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6989.69, "text": " Pinky-swear me, Yasha." }, { "end": 6994.393, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6992.138, "text": " Ugh. I don't like--" }, { "end": 6998.249, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6994.393, "text": " Yeah! Now we're best friends. Here's my\nsickle." }, { "end": 7006.741, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6998.249, "text": " I have a staff, but I also use it as a\nwalking stick, so I like to keep it on me." }, { "end": 7009.359, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7006.741, "text": " Can you not walk around without it or\nsomething?" }, { "end": 7010.714, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7009.359, "text": " She has a really bad limp." }, { "end": 7015.057, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7010.714, "text": " Sometimes I get a little twinge, a little\ndisc issue." }, { "end": 7018.6089999999995, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7015.057, "text": " Can you hand me your staff so I can\nwatch this? I want to see this limp of yours." }, { "end": 7020.773, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7018.609, "text": "Purely for my own entertainment." }, { "end": 7024.347, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7020.773, "text": " Are you patronizing me, Mollymauk?" }, { "end": 7026.762, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7024.347, "text": " No, I'm hoping that you're going to\npatronize us." }, { "end": 7029.29, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7026.762, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7032.596, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7029.29, "text": " Can I keep my stick?" }, { "end": 7035.442999999999, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7032.596, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7040.0070000000005, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7035.443, "text": " How about this? I'll take it, and I can\njust carry you to your seat." }, { "end": 7042.271, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7040.007, "text": " Deal." }, { "end": 7046.250999999999, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7042.271, "text": " How are you carrying all of these weapons?" }, { "end": 7048.764, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7046.251, "text": " Because I'm really fucking strong." }, { "end": 7051.775000000001, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7048.764, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7057.057, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7051.775, "text": " You. Can I give him a pat-down, because\nyou're--" }, { "end": 7063.282, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7057.057, "text": " Sure, roll an investigation check. I'll give\nyou advantage because you're really good at this." }, { "end": 7065.692, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7063.282, "text": " I open up the coat just so she can see the\nbooks." }, { "end": 7077.277, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7065.692, "text": " I don't think I find anything. 12." }, { "end": 7082.654, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7077.277, "text": " You find two books and a modicum of change\nand nothing else on him. He's actually pretty" }, { "end": 7087.147000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7082.654, "text": "sparse as far as collectibles and keepsakes." } ]

[ { "end": 6681.187, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6674.584, "text": " It looks like it's getting better. Oh\nyes. Does it feel like it's getting better?" }, { "end": 6684.112, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6681.187, "text": " \"Oh, right now? Yeah.\"" }, { "end": 6693.564, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6684.112, "text": " Yeah, look at that. I would maybe\nbreathe a tincture or something. Let's-- yeah," }, { "end": 6695.506, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6693.564, "text": "maybe you should get that looked at." }, { "end": 6698.991, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6695.506, "text": " \"From who? What do the cards tell me?\"" }, { "end": 6704.465, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6698.991, "text": " Some sort of physician, perhaps." }, { "end": 6712.051, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6704.465, "text": " \"Right! Of course! Oh, thank you so much.\"\nAnd he places a--" }, { "end": 6714.441000000001, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6712.051, "text": " Platinum Dragon be with you. Thank you." }, { "end": 6718.125, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6714.441, "text": " Stands up. \"Dear, a physician!\" And he walks\noff." }, { "end": 6721.174, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6718.125, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 6724.532, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6721.174, "text": " What happened to 'no sick people'?" }, { "end": 6727.021, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6724.532, "text": " This is outside the tent." }, { "end": 6730.864, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6727.021, "text": " Yeah, he doesn't enter the tent. He goes off\nto the side." }, { "end": 6732.945, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6730.864, "text": " Fair." }, { "end": 6736.599999999999, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6732.945, "text": " It's good to see you all here, though." }, { "end": 6745.504000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6736.6, "text": " Here's the thing. Some of us have weapons\nthat we don't want to pass away to other people," }, { "end": 6751.389, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6745.504, "text": "so how much of a chance is it that we could get\nthrough without having to do that, you know?" }, { "end": 6756.491, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6751.389, "text": " Well, you can't see the show if you have a\nweapon on you." }, { "end": 6764.313, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6756.491, "text": " Right. And we really want to see the show.\nBut, you know, we are really good at security," }, { "end": 6771.242, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6764.313, "text": "like all of us are really strong, and we could\nfight things that came up, too, so maybe it would" }, { "end": 6773.74, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6771.242, "text": "be best if you don't take our weapons, and then we\ncould help." }, { "end": 6782.04, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6773.74, "text": " Actually, here's a deal. We'll make you a\ngood deal. You waive our entry fee and if anyone" }, { "end": 6787.411, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6782.04, "text": "needs to be kicked out, or any security needs to\nhappen, we'll help you out." }, { "end": 6789.527, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 6787.411, "text": " Like deputy bouncers?" }, { "end": 6791.415, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6789.527, "text": " Like deputy bouncers." }, { "end": 6795.378, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6791.415, "text": " Well, see, funny thing about that, though,\nis that's my job. So." }, { "end": 6797.206, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6795.378, "text": " So do you want to hire us?" }, { "end": 6798.385, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6797.206, "text": " No." }, { "end": 6803.666, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6798.385, "text": " You would be like our boss. Have you ever\nwanted to be a boss? Like, in charge?" }, { "end": 6805.35, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6803.666, "text": " Well, I am." }, { "end": 6807.829000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6805.35, "text": " We could ask you for days off sometimes." }, { "end": 6814.813999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6807.829, "text": " A heavy greenish-grey-skinned mitt slaps\nonto Beau's shoulder, as you glance over to see" }, { "end": 6823.952, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6814.814, "text": "the large, well-groomed half-orc man standing\nthere. \"I'm terribly sorry, but we've got it taken" }, { "end": 6828.7390000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6823.952, "text": "\"care of. If you wish to pay entry, you can, but\nthe rules are the rules. So sorry.\"" }, { "end": 6832.433, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 6828.739, "text": " Do they get stored in some sort of locker or\nsomething?" }, { "end": 6837.19, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6832.433, "text": " I hold them. And if you want, I can stand\nright next to you guys. You can keep your eye on" }, { "end": 6838.958, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6837.19, "text": "me the whole time." }, { "end": 6840.494, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6838.958, "text": " She's very trustworthy." }, { "end": 6842.422, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 6840.494, "text": " That seems fair-ish to me." }, { "end": 6845.4619999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6842.422, "text": " \"Yasha, does that seem-- all right.\"" }, { "end": 6852.77, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6845.462, "text": " I look at him as I take his hand off.\nWhat's your name, by the by?" }, { "end": 6854.59, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6852.77, "text": " \"Bo.\"" }, { "end": 6858.1810000000005, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6854.59, "text": " Good name." }, { "end": 6860.527999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6858.181, "text": " \"Thank you.\"" }, { "end": 6862.868, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 6860.528, "text": " Well, that's funny, because your name is\nalso Beau." }, { "end": 6865.027, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6862.868, "text": " \"Really?\"" }, { "end": 6871.237, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6865.027, "text": " You didn't have to-- maybe let me choose\nwhen to tell people--" }, { "end": 6873.624, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6871.237, "text": " \"No, no, I'm curious about this. How do you\nspell your name?\"" }, { "end": 6878.321, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6873.624, "text": " Well, it's short for Beauregard." }, { "end": 6880.097, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6878.321, "text": " \"Oh, mine's just B-O.\"" }, { "end": 6886.357, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6880.097, "text": " That's unfortunate. I mean, it's great.\nDid kids make fun-- never mind." }, { "end": 6890.317, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6886.357, "text": " \"It's not inaccurate.\" And he flicks the\nside of his mustache." }, { "end": 6893.381, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6890.317, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 6898.804, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6893.381, "text": " Like, is his mustache especially B.O.-y?\nLike, what? That's really gross." }, { "end": 6900.18, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6898.804, "text": " Make a perception check." }, { "end": 6905.879, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6900.18, "text": " Ew. I don't want to perceive this. I'm glad\nI didn't roll very well." }, { "end": 6908.639, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6905.879, "text": " Can I make an insight check? Is he a\ncreep or is he just--" }, { "end": 6913.559, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6908.639, "text": " Make an insight check. Eight? Thankfully,\nyou're not in proximity enough to catch a whiff of" }, { "end": 6914.901, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6913.559, "text": "his mustache." }, { "end": 6917.305, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6914.901, "text": " Natural 20." }, { "end": 6925.212, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6917.305, "text": " Okay. Interestingly enough, he seems very\nwell put-together. And he seems like he's just" }, { "end": 6930.717000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6925.212, "text": "fucking with you. He's having fun, and he's\nmessing with you, and he's just casual and" }, { "end": 6937.840999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6930.717, "text": "competent and actually pretty well-groomed. He\ndoesn't smell. And he seems more just enjoying the" }, { "end": 6939.360000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6937.841, "text": "discourse." }, { "end": 6945.601, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6939.36, "text": " It's funny, see, my name's Beau because\nmy parents wanted a son." }, { "end": 6956.111, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6945.601, "text": " \"Well. If it helps with any other confusion,\ncall me the Breaker. Well, if you see the rest of" }, { "end": 6958.304, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6956.111, "text": "\"the show, perhaps you'll see why I got my name.\"" }, { "end": 6959.892, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6958.304, "text": " Are you in the show, too?" }, { "end": 6962.071, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6959.892, "text": " And he cracks his arms. \"I am. Towards the\nend.\"" }, { "end": 6964.49, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 6962.071, "text": " Now I want to see the show." }, { "end": 6969.933, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6964.49, "text": " \"Well then. May I?\" You can see now the\ncrowd's starting to queue up behind you pretty" }, { "end": 6974.796, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6969.933, "text": "heavily. \"Besides, if you're going to enter, we've\ngot to get through the rest of this riff-raff. Do" }, { "end": 6976.742, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6974.796, "text": "\"you wish to join in?\"" }, { "end": 6981.876, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 6976.742, "text": " I pull-- all I have is a dagger, but I just\nhand it to Yasha." }, { "end": 6983.347, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6981.876, "text": " Just one dagger?" }, { "end": 6985.735, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6983.347, "text": " I promise you I will give it back." }, { "end": 6987.522999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 6985.735, "text": " Yes, here you go." }, { "end": 6989.6900000000005, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6987.523, "text": " I promise you I will give you all of your\nweapons back." }, { "end": 6992.138, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6989.69, "text": " Pinky-swear me, Yasha." }, { "end": 6994.393, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6992.138, "text": " Ugh. I don't like--" }, { "end": 6998.249, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6994.393, "text": " Yeah! Now we're best friends. Here's my\nsickle." }, { "end": 7006.741, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6998.249, "text": " I have a staff, but I also use it as a\nwalking stick, so I like to keep it on me." }, { "end": 7009.359, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7006.741, "text": " Can you not walk around without it or\nsomething?" }, { "end": 7010.714, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7009.359, "text": " She has a really bad limp." }, { "end": 7015.057, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7010.714, "text": " Sometimes I get a little twinge, a little\ndisc issue." }, { "end": 7018.6089999999995, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7015.057, "text": " Can you hand me your staff so I can\nwatch this? I want to see this limp of yours." }, { "end": 7020.773, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7018.609, "text": "Purely for my own entertainment." }, { "end": 7024.347, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7020.773, "text": " Are you patronizing me, Mollymauk?" }, { "end": 7026.762, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7024.347, "text": " No, I'm hoping that you're going to\npatronize us." }, { "end": 7029.29, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7026.762, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7032.596, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7029.29, "text": " Can I keep my stick?" }, { "end": 7035.442999999999, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7032.596, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7040.0070000000005, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7035.443, "text": " How about this? I'll take it, and I can\njust carry you to your seat." }, { "end": 7042.271, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7040.007, "text": " Deal." }, { "end": 7046.250999999999, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7042.271, "text": " How are you carrying all of these weapons?" }, { "end": 7048.764, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7046.251, "text": " Because I'm really fucking strong." }, { "end": 7051.775000000001, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7048.764, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7057.057, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7051.775, "text": " You. Can I give him a pat-down, because\nyou're--" }, { "end": 7063.282, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7057.057, "text": " Sure, roll an investigation check. I'll give\nyou advantage because you're really good at this." }, { "end": 7065.692, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7063.282, "text": " I open up the coat just so she can see the\nbooks." }, { "end": 7077.277, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7065.692, "text": " I don't think I find anything. 12." }, { "end": 7082.654, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7077.277, "text": " You find two books and a modicum of change\nand nothing else on him. He's actually pretty" }, { "end": 7087.147000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7082.654, "text": "sparse as far as collectibles and keepsakes." } ]

[ { "end": 6681.187, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6674.584, "text": " It looks like it's getting better. Oh\nyes. Does it feel like it's getting better?" }, { "end": 6684.112, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6681.187, "text": " \"Oh, right now? Yeah.\"" }, { "end": 6693.564, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6684.112, "text": " Yeah, look at that. I would maybe\nbreathe a tincture or something. Let's-- yeah," }, { "end": 6695.506, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6693.564, "text": "maybe you should get that looked at." }, { "end": 6698.991, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6695.506, "text": " \"From who? What do the cards tell me?\"" }, { "end": 6704.465, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6698.991, "text": " Some sort of physician, perhaps." }, { "end": 6712.051, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6704.465, "text": " \"Right! Of course! Oh, thank you so much.\"\nAnd he places a--" }, { "end": 6714.441000000001, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6712.051, "text": " Platinum Dragon be with you. Thank you." }, { "end": 6718.125, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6714.441, "text": " Stands up. \"Dear, a physician!\" And he walks\noff." }, { "end": 6721.174, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6718.125, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 6724.532, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6721.174, "text": " What happened to 'no sick people'?" }, { "end": 6727.021, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6724.532, "text": " This is outside the tent." }, { "end": 6730.864, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6727.021, "text": " Yeah, he doesn't enter the tent. He goes off\nto the side." }, { "end": 6732.945, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6730.864, "text": " Fair." }, { "end": 6736.599999999999, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6732.945, "text": " It's good to see you all here, though." }, { "end": 6745.504000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6736.6, "text": " Here's the thing. Some of us have weapons\nthat we don't want to pass away to other people," }, { "end": 6751.389, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6745.504, "text": "so how much of a chance is it that we could get\nthrough without having to do that, you know?" }, { "end": 6756.491, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6751.389, "text": " Well, you can't see the show if you have a\nweapon on you." }, { "end": 6764.313, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6756.491, "text": " Right. And we really want to see the show.\nBut, you know, we are really good at security," }, { "end": 6771.242, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6764.313, "text": "like all of us are really strong, and we could\nfight things that came up, too, so maybe it would" }, { "end": 6773.74, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6771.242, "text": "be best if you don't take our weapons, and then we\ncould help." }, { "end": 6782.04, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6773.74, "text": " Actually, here's a deal. We'll make you a\ngood deal. You waive our entry fee and if anyone" }, { "end": 6787.411, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6782.04, "text": "needs to be kicked out, or any security needs to\nhappen, we'll help you out." }, { "end": 6789.527, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 6787.411, "text": " Like deputy bouncers?" }, { "end": 6791.415, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6789.527, "text": " Like deputy bouncers." }, { "end": 6795.378, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6791.415, "text": " Well, see, funny thing about that, though,\nis that's my job. So." }, { "end": 6797.206, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6795.378, "text": " So do you want to hire us?" }, { "end": 6798.385, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6797.206, "text": " No." }, { "end": 6803.666, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6798.385, "text": " You would be like our boss. Have you ever\nwanted to be a boss? Like, in charge?" }, { "end": 6805.35, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6803.666, "text": " Well, I am." }, { "end": 6807.829000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6805.35, "text": " We could ask you for days off sometimes." }, { "end": 6814.813999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6807.829, "text": " A heavy greenish-grey-skinned mitt slaps\nonto Beau's shoulder, as you glance over to see" }, { "end": 6823.952, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6814.814, "text": "the large, well-groomed half-orc man standing\nthere. \"I'm terribly sorry, but we've got it taken" }, { "end": 6828.7390000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6823.952, "text": "\"care of. If you wish to pay entry, you can, but\nthe rules are the rules. So sorry.\"" }, { "end": 6832.433, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 6828.739, "text": " Do they get stored in some sort of locker or\nsomething?" }, { "end": 6837.19, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6832.433, "text": " I hold them. And if you want, I can stand\nright next to you guys. You can keep your eye on" }, { "end": 6838.958, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6837.19, "text": "me the whole time." }, { "end": 6840.494, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6838.958, "text": " She's very trustworthy." }, { "end": 6842.422, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 6840.494, "text": " That seems fair-ish to me." }, { "end": 6845.4619999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6842.422, "text": " \"Yasha, does that seem-- all right.\"" }, { "end": 6852.77, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6845.462, "text": " I look at him as I take his hand off.\nWhat's your name, by the by?" }, { "end": 6854.59, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6852.77, "text": " \"Bo.\"" }, { "end": 6858.1810000000005, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6854.59, "text": " Good name." }, { "end": 6860.527999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6858.181, "text": " \"Thank you.\"" }, { "end": 6862.868, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 6860.528, "text": " Well, that's funny, because your name is\nalso Beau." }, { "end": 6865.027, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6862.868, "text": " \"Really?\"" }, { "end": 6871.237, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6865.027, "text": " You didn't have to-- maybe let me choose\nwhen to tell people--" }, { "end": 6873.624, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6871.237, "text": " \"No, no, I'm curious about this. How do you\nspell your name?\"" }, { "end": 6878.321, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6873.624, "text": " Well, it's short for Beauregard." }, { "end": 6880.097, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6878.321, "text": " \"Oh, mine's just B-O.\"" }, { "end": 6886.357, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6880.097, "text": " That's unfortunate. I mean, it's great.\nDid kids make fun-- never mind." }, { "end": 6890.317, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6886.357, "text": " \"It's not inaccurate.\" And he flicks the\nside of his mustache." }, { "end": 6893.381, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6890.317, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 6898.804, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6893.381, "text": " Like, is his mustache especially B.O.-y?\nLike, what? That's really gross." }, { "end": 6900.18, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6898.804, "text": " Make a perception check." }, { "end": 6905.879, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6900.18, "text": " Ew. I don't want to perceive this. I'm glad\nI didn't roll very well." }, { "end": 6908.639, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6905.879, "text": " Can I make an insight check? Is he a\ncreep or is he just--" }, { "end": 6913.559, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6908.639, "text": " Make an insight check. Eight? Thankfully,\nyou're not in proximity enough to catch a whiff of" }, { "end": 6914.901, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6913.559, "text": "his mustache." }, { "end": 6917.305, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6914.901, "text": " Natural 20." }, { "end": 6925.212, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6917.305, "text": " Okay. Interestingly enough, he seems very\nwell put-together. And he seems like he's just" }, { "end": 6930.717000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6925.212, "text": "fucking with you. He's having fun, and he's\nmessing with you, and he's just casual and" }, { "end": 6937.840999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6930.717, "text": "competent and actually pretty well-groomed. He\ndoesn't smell. And he seems more just enjoying the" }, { "end": 6939.360000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6937.841, "text": "discourse." }, { "end": 6945.601, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6939.36, "text": " It's funny, see, my name's Beau because\nmy parents wanted a son." }, { "end": 6956.111, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6945.601, "text": " \"Well. If it helps with any other confusion,\ncall me the Breaker. Well, if you see the rest of" }, { "end": 6958.304, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6956.111, "text": "\"the show, perhaps you'll see why I got my name.\"" }, { "end": 6959.892, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6958.304, "text": " Are you in the show, too?" }, { "end": 6962.071, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6959.892, "text": " And he cracks his arms. \"I am. Towards the\nend.\"" }, { "end": 6964.49, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 6962.071, "text": " Now I want to see the show." }, { "end": 6969.933, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6964.49, "text": " \"Well then. May I?\" You can see now the\ncrowd's starting to queue up behind you pretty" }, { "end": 6974.796, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6969.933, "text": "heavily. \"Besides, if you're going to enter, we've\ngot to get through the rest of this riff-raff. Do" }, { "end": 6976.742, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6974.796, "text": "\"you wish to join in?\"" }, { "end": 6981.876, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 6976.742, "text": " I pull-- all I have is a dagger, but I just\nhand it to Yasha." }, { "end": 6983.347, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6981.876, "text": " Just one dagger?" }, { "end": 6985.735, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6983.347, "text": " I promise you I will give it back." }, { "end": 6987.522999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 6985.735, "text": " Yes, here you go." }, { "end": 6989.6900000000005, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6987.523, "text": " I promise you I will give you all of your\nweapons back." }, { "end": 6992.138, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6989.69, "text": " Pinky-swear me, Yasha." }, { "end": 6994.393, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6992.138, "text": " Ugh. I don't like--" }, { "end": 6998.249, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6994.393, "text": " Yeah! Now we're best friends. Here's my\nsickle." }, { "end": 7006.741, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6998.249, "text": " I have a staff, but I also use it as a\nwalking stick, so I like to keep it on me." }, { "end": 7009.359, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7006.741, "text": " Can you not walk around without it or\nsomething?" }, { "end": 7010.714, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7009.359, "text": " She has a really bad limp." }, { "end": 7015.057, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7010.714, "text": " Sometimes I get a little twinge, a little\ndisc issue." }, { "end": 7018.6089999999995, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7015.057, "text": " Can you hand me your staff so I can\nwatch this? I want to see this limp of yours." }, { "end": 7020.773, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7018.609, "text": "Purely for my own entertainment." }, { "end": 7024.347, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7020.773, "text": " Are you patronizing me, Mollymauk?" }, { "end": 7026.762, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7024.347, "text": " No, I'm hoping that you're going to\npatronize us." }, { "end": 7029.29, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7026.762, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7032.596, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7029.29, "text": " Can I keep my stick?" }, { "end": 7035.442999999999, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7032.596, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7040.0070000000005, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7035.443, "text": " How about this? I'll take it, and I can\njust carry you to your seat." }, { "end": 7042.271, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7040.007, "text": " Deal." }, { "end": 7046.250999999999, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7042.271, "text": " How are you carrying all of these weapons?" }, { "end": 7048.764, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7046.251, "text": " Because I'm really fucking strong." }, { "end": 7051.775000000001, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7048.764, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7057.057, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7051.775, "text": " You. Can I give him a pat-down, because\nyou're--" }, { "end": 7063.282, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7057.057, "text": " Sure, roll an investigation check. I'll give\nyou advantage because you're really good at this." }, { "end": 7065.692, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7063.282, "text": " I open up the coat just so she can see the\nbooks." }, { "end": 7077.277, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7065.692, "text": " I don't think I find anything. 12." }, { "end": 7082.654, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7077.277, "text": " You find two books and a modicum of change\nand nothing else on him. He's actually pretty" }, { "end": 7087.147000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7082.654, "text": "sparse as far as collectibles and keepsakes." } ]

[ { "end": 6681.187, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6674.584, "text": " It looks like it's getting better. Oh\nyes. Does it feel like it's getting better?" }, { "end": 6684.112, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6681.187, "text": " \"Oh, right now? Yeah.\"" }, { "end": 6693.564, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6684.112, "text": " Yeah, look at that. I would maybe\nbreathe a tincture or something. Let's-- yeah," }, { "end": 6695.506, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6693.564, "text": "maybe you should get that looked at." }, { "end": 6698.991, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6695.506, "text": " \"From who? What do the cards tell me?\"" }, { "end": 6704.465, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6698.991, "text": " Some sort of physician, perhaps." }, { "end": 6712.051, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6704.465, "text": " \"Right! Of course! Oh, thank you so much.\"\nAnd he places a--" }, { "end": 6714.441000000001, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6712.051, "text": " Platinum Dragon be with you. Thank you." }, { "end": 6718.125, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6714.441, "text": " Stands up. \"Dear, a physician!\" And he walks\noff." }, { "end": 6721.174, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6718.125, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 6724.532, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6721.174, "text": " What happened to 'no sick people'?" }, { "end": 6727.021, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6724.532, "text": " This is outside the tent." }, { "end": 6730.864, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6727.021, "text": " Yeah, he doesn't enter the tent. He goes off\nto the side." }, { "end": 6732.945, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6730.864, "text": " Fair." }, { "end": 6736.599999999999, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6732.945, "text": " It's good to see you all here, though." }, { "end": 6745.504000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6736.6, "text": " Here's the thing. Some of us have weapons\nthat we don't want to pass away to other people," }, { "end": 6751.389, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6745.504, "text": "so how much of a chance is it that we could get\nthrough without having to do that, you know?" }, { "end": 6756.491, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6751.389, "text": " Well, you can't see the show if you have a\nweapon on you." }, { "end": 6764.313, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6756.491, "text": " Right. And we really want to see the show.\nBut, you know, we are really good at security," }, { "end": 6771.242, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6764.313, "text": "like all of us are really strong, and we could\nfight things that came up, too, so maybe it would" }, { "end": 6773.74, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6771.242, "text": "be best if you don't take our weapons, and then we\ncould help." }, { "end": 6782.04, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6773.74, "text": " Actually, here's a deal. We'll make you a\ngood deal. You waive our entry fee and if anyone" }, { "end": 6787.411, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6782.04, "text": "needs to be kicked out, or any security needs to\nhappen, we'll help you out." }, { "end": 6789.527, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 6787.411, "text": " Like deputy bouncers?" }, { "end": 6791.415, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6789.527, "text": " Like deputy bouncers." }, { "end": 6795.378, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6791.415, "text": " Well, see, funny thing about that, though,\nis that's my job. So." }, { "end": 6797.206, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6795.378, "text": " So do you want to hire us?" }, { "end": 6798.385, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6797.206, "text": " No." }, { "end": 6803.666, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6798.385, "text": " You would be like our boss. Have you ever\nwanted to be a boss? Like, in charge?" }, { "end": 6805.35, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6803.666, "text": " Well, I am." }, { "end": 6807.829000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6805.35, "text": " We could ask you for days off sometimes." }, { "end": 6814.813999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6807.829, "text": " A heavy greenish-grey-skinned mitt slaps\nonto Beau's shoulder, as you glance over to see" }, { "end": 6823.952, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6814.814, "text": "the large, well-groomed half-orc man standing\nthere. \"I'm terribly sorry, but we've got it taken" }, { "end": 6828.7390000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6823.952, "text": "\"care of. If you wish to pay entry, you can, but\nthe rules are the rules. So sorry.\"" }, { "end": 6832.433, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 6828.739, "text": " Do they get stored in some sort of locker or\nsomething?" }, { "end": 6837.19, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6832.433, "text": " I hold them. And if you want, I can stand\nright next to you guys. You can keep your eye on" }, { "end": 6838.958, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6837.19, "text": "me the whole time." }, { "end": 6840.494, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6838.958, "text": " She's very trustworthy." }, { "end": 6842.422, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 6840.494, "text": " That seems fair-ish to me." }, { "end": 6845.4619999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6842.422, "text": " \"Yasha, does that seem-- all right.\"" }, { "end": 6852.77, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6845.462, "text": " I look at him as I take his hand off.\nWhat's your name, by the by?" }, { "end": 6854.59, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6852.77, "text": " \"Bo.\"" }, { "end": 6858.1810000000005, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6854.59, "text": " Good name." }, { "end": 6860.527999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6858.181, "text": " \"Thank you.\"" }, { "end": 6862.868, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 6860.528, "text": " Well, that's funny, because your name is\nalso Beau." }, { "end": 6865.027, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6862.868, "text": " \"Really?\"" }, { "end": 6871.237, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6865.027, "text": " You didn't have to-- maybe let me choose\nwhen to tell people--" }, { "end": 6873.624, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6871.237, "text": " \"No, no, I'm curious about this. How do you\nspell your name?\"" }, { "end": 6878.321, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6873.624, "text": " Well, it's short for Beauregard." }, { "end": 6880.097, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6878.321, "text": " \"Oh, mine's just B-O.\"" }, { "end": 6886.357, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6880.097, "text": " That's unfortunate. I mean, it's great.\nDid kids make fun-- never mind." }, { "end": 6890.317, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6886.357, "text": " \"It's not inaccurate.\" And he flicks the\nside of his mustache." }, { "end": 6893.381, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6890.317, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 6898.804, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6893.381, "text": " Like, is his mustache especially B.O.-y?\nLike, what? That's really gross." }, { "end": 6900.18, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6898.804, "text": " Make a perception check." }, { "end": 6905.879, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6900.18, "text": " Ew. I don't want to perceive this. I'm glad\nI didn't roll very well." }, { "end": 6908.639, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6905.879, "text": " Can I make an insight check? Is he a\ncreep or is he just--" }, { "end": 6913.559, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6908.639, "text": " Make an insight check. Eight? Thankfully,\nyou're not in proximity enough to catch a whiff of" }, { "end": 6914.901, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6913.559, "text": "his mustache." }, { "end": 6917.305, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6914.901, "text": " Natural 20." }, { "end": 6925.212, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6917.305, "text": " Okay. Interestingly enough, he seems very\nwell put-together. And he seems like he's just" }, { "end": 6930.717000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6925.212, "text": "fucking with you. He's having fun, and he's\nmessing with you, and he's just casual and" }, { "end": 6937.840999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6930.717, "text": "competent and actually pretty well-groomed. He\ndoesn't smell. And he seems more just enjoying the" }, { "end": 6939.360000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6937.841, "text": "discourse." }, { "end": 6945.601, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6939.36, "text": " It's funny, see, my name's Beau because\nmy parents wanted a son." }, { "end": 6956.111, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6945.601, "text": " \"Well. If it helps with any other confusion,\ncall me the Breaker. Well, if you see the rest of" }, { "end": 6958.304, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6956.111, "text": "\"the show, perhaps you'll see why I got my name.\"" }, { "end": 6959.892, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6958.304, "text": " Are you in the show, too?" }, { "end": 6962.071, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6959.892, "text": " And he cracks his arms. \"I am. Towards the\nend.\"" }, { "end": 6964.49, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 6962.071, "text": " Now I want to see the show." }, { "end": 6969.933, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6964.49, "text": " \"Well then. May I?\" You can see now the\ncrowd's starting to queue up behind you pretty" }, { "end": 6974.796, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6969.933, "text": "heavily. \"Besides, if you're going to enter, we've\ngot to get through the rest of this riff-raff. Do" }, { "end": 6976.742, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6974.796, "text": "\"you wish to join in?\"" }, { "end": 6981.876, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 6976.742, "text": " I pull-- all I have is a dagger, but I just\nhand it to Yasha." }, { "end": 6983.347, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6981.876, "text": " Just one dagger?" }, { "end": 6985.735, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6983.347, "text": " I promise you I will give it back." }, { "end": 6987.522999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 6985.735, "text": " Yes, here you go." }, { "end": 6989.6900000000005, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6987.523, "text": " I promise you I will give you all of your\nweapons back." }, { "end": 6992.138, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6989.69, "text": " Pinky-swear me, Yasha." }, { "end": 6994.393, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6992.138, "text": " Ugh. I don't like--" }, { "end": 6998.249, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6994.393, "text": " Yeah! Now we're best friends. Here's my\nsickle." }, { "end": 7006.741, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6998.249, "text": " I have a staff, but I also use it as a\nwalking stick, so I like to keep it on me." }, { "end": 7009.359, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7006.741, "text": " Can you not walk around without it or\nsomething?" }, { "end": 7010.714, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7009.359, "text": " She has a really bad limp." }, { "end": 7015.057, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7010.714, "text": " Sometimes I get a little twinge, a little\ndisc issue." }, { "end": 7018.6089999999995, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7015.057, "text": " Can you hand me your staff so I can\nwatch this? I want to see this limp of yours." }, { "end": 7020.773, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7018.609, "text": "Purely for my own entertainment." }, { "end": 7024.347, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7020.773, "text": " Are you patronizing me, Mollymauk?" }, { "end": 7026.762, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7024.347, "text": " No, I'm hoping that you're going to\npatronize us." }, { "end": 7029.29, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7026.762, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7032.596, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7029.29, "text": " Can I keep my stick?" }, { "end": 7035.442999999999, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7032.596, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7040.0070000000005, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7035.443, "text": " How about this? I'll take it, and I can\njust carry you to your seat." }, { "end": 7042.271, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7040.007, "text": " Deal." }, { "end": 7046.250999999999, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7042.271, "text": " How are you carrying all of these weapons?" }, { "end": 7048.764, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7046.251, "text": " Because I'm really fucking strong." }, { "end": 7051.775000000001, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7048.764, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7057.057, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7051.775, "text": " You. Can I give him a pat-down, because\nyou're--" }, { "end": 7063.282, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7057.057, "text": " Sure, roll an investigation check. I'll give\nyou advantage because you're really good at this." }, { "end": 7065.692, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7063.282, "text": " I open up the coat just so she can see the\nbooks." }, { "end": 7077.277, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7065.692, "text": " I don't think I find anything. 12." }, { "end": 7082.654, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7077.277, "text": " You find two books and a modicum of change\nand nothing else on him. He's actually pretty" }, { "end": 7087.147000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7082.654, "text": "sparse as far as collectibles and keepsakes." } ]

[ { "end": 6681.187, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6674.584, "text": " It looks like it's getting better. Oh\nyes. Does it feel like it's getting better?" }, { "end": 6684.112, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6681.187, "text": " \"Oh, right now? Yeah.\"" }, { "end": 6693.564, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6684.112, "text": " Yeah, look at that. I would maybe\nbreathe a tincture or something. Let's-- yeah," }, { "end": 6695.506, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6693.564, "text": "maybe you should get that looked at." }, { "end": 6698.991, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6695.506, "text": " \"From who? What do the cards tell me?\"" }, { "end": 6704.465, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6698.991, "text": " Some sort of physician, perhaps." }, { "end": 6712.051, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6704.465, "text": " \"Right! Of course! Oh, thank you so much.\"\nAnd he places a--" }, { "end": 6714.441000000001, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6712.051, "text": " Platinum Dragon be with you. Thank you." }, { "end": 6718.125, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6714.441, "text": " Stands up. \"Dear, a physician!\" And he walks\noff." }, { "end": 6721.174, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6718.125, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 6724.532, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6721.174, "text": " What happened to 'no sick people'?" }, { "end": 6727.021, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6724.532, "text": " This is outside the tent." }, { "end": 6730.864, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6727.021, "text": " Yeah, he doesn't enter the tent. He goes off\nto the side." }, { "end": 6732.945, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6730.864, "text": " Fair." }, { "end": 6736.599999999999, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6732.945, "text": " It's good to see you all here, though." }, { "end": 6745.504000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6736.6, "text": " Here's the thing. Some of us have weapons\nthat we don't want to pass away to other people," }, { "end": 6751.389, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6745.504, "text": "so how much of a chance is it that we could get\nthrough without having to do that, you know?" }, { "end": 6756.491, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6751.389, "text": " Well, you can't see the show if you have a\nweapon on you." }, { "end": 6764.313, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6756.491, "text": " Right. And we really want to see the show.\nBut, you know, we are really good at security," }, { "end": 6771.242, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6764.313, "text": "like all of us are really strong, and we could\nfight things that came up, too, so maybe it would" }, { "end": 6773.74, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6771.242, "text": "be best if you don't take our weapons, and then we\ncould help." }, { "end": 6782.04, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6773.74, "text": " Actually, here's a deal. We'll make you a\ngood deal. You waive our entry fee and if anyone" }, { "end": 6787.411, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6782.04, "text": "needs to be kicked out, or any security needs to\nhappen, we'll help you out." }, { "end": 6789.527, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 6787.411, "text": " Like deputy bouncers?" }, { "end": 6791.415, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6789.527, "text": " Like deputy bouncers." }, { "end": 6795.378, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6791.415, "text": " Well, see, funny thing about that, though,\nis that's my job. So." }, { "end": 6797.206, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6795.378, "text": " So do you want to hire us?" }, { "end": 6798.385, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6797.206, "text": " No." }, { "end": 6803.666, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6798.385, "text": " You would be like our boss. Have you ever\nwanted to be a boss? Like, in charge?" }, { "end": 6805.35, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6803.666, "text": " Well, I am." }, { "end": 6807.829000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6805.35, "text": " We could ask you for days off sometimes." }, { "end": 6814.813999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6807.829, "text": " A heavy greenish-grey-skinned mitt slaps\nonto Beau's shoulder, as you glance over to see" }, { "end": 6823.952, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6814.814, "text": "the large, well-groomed half-orc man standing\nthere. \"I'm terribly sorry, but we've got it taken" }, { "end": 6828.7390000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6823.952, "text": "\"care of. If you wish to pay entry, you can, but\nthe rules are the rules. So sorry.\"" }, { "end": 6832.433, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 6828.739, "text": " Do they get stored in some sort of locker or\nsomething?" }, { "end": 6837.19, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6832.433, "text": " I hold them. And if you want, I can stand\nright next to you guys. You can keep your eye on" }, { "end": 6838.958, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6837.19, "text": "me the whole time." }, { "end": 6840.494, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 6838.958, "text": " She's very trustworthy." }, { "end": 6842.422, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 6840.494, "text": " That seems fair-ish to me." }, { "end": 6845.4619999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6842.422, "text": " \"Yasha, does that seem-- all right.\"" }, { "end": 6852.77, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6845.462, "text": " I look at him as I take his hand off.\nWhat's your name, by the by?" }, { "end": 6854.59, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6852.77, "text": " \"Bo.\"" }, { "end": 6858.1810000000005, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6854.59, "text": " Good name." }, { "end": 6860.527999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6858.181, "text": " \"Thank you.\"" }, { "end": 6862.868, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 6860.528, "text": " Well, that's funny, because your name is\nalso Beau." }, { "end": 6865.027, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6862.868, "text": " \"Really?\"" }, { "end": 6871.237, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6865.027, "text": " You didn't have to-- maybe let me choose\nwhen to tell people--" }, { "end": 6873.624, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6871.237, "text": " \"No, no, I'm curious about this. How do you\nspell your name?\"" }, { "end": 6878.321, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6873.624, "text": " Well, it's short for Beauregard." }, { "end": 6880.097, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6878.321, "text": " \"Oh, mine's just B-O.\"" }, { "end": 6886.357, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6880.097, "text": " That's unfortunate. I mean, it's great.\nDid kids make fun-- never mind." }, { "end": 6890.317, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6886.357, "text": " \"It's not inaccurate.\" And he flicks the\nside of his mustache." }, { "end": 6893.381, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6890.317, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 6898.804, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6893.381, "text": " Like, is his mustache especially B.O.-y?\nLike, what? That's really gross." }, { "end": 6900.18, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6898.804, "text": " Make a perception check." }, { "end": 6905.879, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6900.18, "text": " Ew. I don't want to perceive this. I'm glad\nI didn't roll very well." }, { "end": 6908.639, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6905.879, "text": " Can I make an insight check? Is he a\ncreep or is he just--" }, { "end": 6913.559, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6908.639, "text": " Make an insight check. Eight? Thankfully,\nyou're not in proximity enough to catch a whiff of" }, { "end": 6914.901, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6913.559, "text": "his mustache." }, { "end": 6917.305, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6914.901, "text": " Natural 20." }, { "end": 6925.212, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6917.305, "text": " Okay. Interestingly enough, he seems very\nwell put-together. And he seems like he's just" }, { "end": 6930.717000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6925.212, "text": "fucking with you. He's having fun, and he's\nmessing with you, and he's just casual and" }, { "end": 6937.840999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6930.717, "text": "competent and actually pretty well-groomed. He\ndoesn't smell. And he seems more just enjoying the" }, { "end": 6939.360000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6937.841, "text": "discourse." }, { "end": 6945.601, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6939.36, "text": " It's funny, see, my name's Beau because\nmy parents wanted a son." }, { "end": 6956.111, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6945.601, "text": " \"Well. If it helps with any other confusion,\ncall me the Breaker. Well, if you see the rest of" }, { "end": 6958.304, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6956.111, "text": "\"the show, perhaps you'll see why I got my name.\"" }, { "end": 6959.892, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6958.304, "text": " Are you in the show, too?" }, { "end": 6962.071, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6959.892, "text": " And he cracks his arms. \"I am. Towards the\nend.\"" }, { "end": 6964.49, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 6962.071, "text": " Now I want to see the show." }, { "end": 6969.933, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6964.49, "text": " \"Well then. May I?\" You can see now the\ncrowd's starting to queue up behind you pretty" }, { "end": 6974.796, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6969.933, "text": "heavily. \"Besides, if you're going to enter, we've\ngot to get through the rest of this riff-raff. Do" }, { "end": 6976.742, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 6974.796, "text": "\"you wish to join in?\"" }, { "end": 6981.876, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 6976.742, "text": " I pull-- all I have is a dagger, but I just\nhand it to Yasha." }, { "end": 6983.347, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6981.876, "text": " Just one dagger?" }, { "end": 6985.735, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6983.347, "text": " I promise you I will give it back." }, { "end": 6987.522999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 6985.735, "text": " Yes, here you go." }, { "end": 6989.6900000000005, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6987.523, "text": " I promise you I will give you all of your\nweapons back." }, { "end": 6992.138, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6989.69, "text": " Pinky-swear me, Yasha." }, { "end": 6994.393, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 6992.138, "text": " Ugh. I don't like--" }, { "end": 6998.249, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 6994.393, "text": " Yeah! Now we're best friends. Here's my\nsickle." }, { "end": 7006.741, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 6998.249, "text": " I have a staff, but I also use it as a\nwalking stick, so I like to keep it on me." }, { "end": 7009.359, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7006.741, "text": " Can you not walk around without it or\nsomething?" }, { "end": 7010.714, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7009.359, "text": " She has a really bad limp." }, { "end": 7015.057, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7010.714, "text": " Sometimes I get a little twinge, a little\ndisc issue." }, { "end": 7018.6089999999995, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7015.057, "text": " Can you hand me your staff so I can\nwatch this? I want to see this limp of yours." }, { "end": 7020.773, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7018.609, "text": "Purely for my own entertainment." }, { "end": 7024.347, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7020.773, "text": " Are you patronizing me, Mollymauk?" }, { "end": 7026.762, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7024.347, "text": " No, I'm hoping that you're going to\npatronize us." }, { "end": 7029.29, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7026.762, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7032.596, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7029.29, "text": " Can I keep my stick?" }, { "end": 7035.442999999999, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7032.596, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7040.0070000000005, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7035.443, "text": " How about this? I'll take it, and I can\njust carry you to your seat." }, { "end": 7042.271, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7040.007, "text": " Deal." }, { "end": 7046.250999999999, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7042.271, "text": " How are you carrying all of these weapons?" }, { "end": 7048.764, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7046.251, "text": " Because I'm really fucking strong." }, { "end": 7051.775000000001, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7048.764, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7057.057, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7051.775, "text": " You. Can I give him a pat-down, because\nyou're--" }, { "end": 7063.282, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7057.057, "text": " Sure, roll an investigation check. I'll give\nyou advantage because you're really good at this." }, { "end": 7065.692, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7063.282, "text": " I open up the coat just so she can see the\nbooks." }, { "end": 7077.277, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7065.692, "text": " I don't think I find anything. 12." }, { "end": 7082.654, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7077.277, "text": " You find two books and a modicum of change\nand nothing else on him. He's actually pretty" }, { "end": 7087.147000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7082.654, "text": "sparse as far as collectibles and keepsakes." } ]

[ { "end": 7092.124, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7087.147, "text": " I just thought your chest looked rather\nsquare, so I wanted to see what was happening." }, { "end": 7096.3679999999995, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7092.124, "text": " I'm practically concave. Is it concave or\nconvex, I forget?" }, { "end": 7097.752, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 7096.368, "text": " Concave." }, { "end": 7099.120000000001, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7097.752, "text": " Convex would be funny." }, { "end": 7105.8859999999995, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7099.12, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7110.715, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7105.886, "text": " I'll hand her my shortsword, but not my\nlittle crossbow." }, { "end": 7113.619000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7110.715, "text": " Okay, make a sleight-of-hand check to try\nand hide that." }, { "end": 7119.603, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7113.619, "text": " Four. Oh, wait. 12." }, { "end": 7122.871, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7119.603, "text": " You have advantage on that, technically,\nright? Dexterity checks?" }, { "end": 7125.399, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7122.871, "text": " Well, did you give me dexterity or just\nstealth? How does that work?" }, { "end": 7128.062, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7125.399, "text": " I think it's just stealth checks with the\nblessing." }, { "end": 7130.005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7128.062, "text": " Let me double-check that real fast." }, { "end": 7133.139, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 7130.005, "text": " Going to the book." }, { "end": 7134.887, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7133.139, "text": " What the heck!" }, { "end": 7138.264999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7134.887, "text": " We're playing First Edition, right?" }, { "end": 7140.521000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7138.265, "text": " No, it is stealth. You're correct. Yeah." }, { "end": 7144.523, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7140.521, "text": " Sorry, I wish I wouldn't have said it and\nthen you could have had advantage just then, but" }, { "end": 7146.198, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7144.523, "text": "I'm not a cheater." }, { "end": 7147.531, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7146.198, "text": " No, you're not." }, { "end": 7149.143, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7147.531, "text": " Out of game." }, { "end": 7151.675, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7149.143, "text": " You see him slowly pocketing this crossbow." }, { "end": 7156.376, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7151.675, "text": " No, no, no. Little girl." }, { "end": 7157.791, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7156.376, "text": " I'm just a little girl." }, { "end": 7158.987, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7157.791, "text": " Give me your other weapon." }, { "end": 7165.698, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7158.987, "text": " This is a toy for little children. All right,\nhere. I'm sorry." }, { "end": 7169.675, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7165.698, "text": " Are you keeping track of what goes with\nwhat person? Because it's a lot." }, { "end": 7170.907, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7169.675, "text": " She's very good at this." }, { "end": 7172.107, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7170.907, "text": " I'm very good." }, { "end": 7177.886, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7172.107, "text": " I just drag Nott five feet over. That is two\nstrikes against you. I think we should really just" }, { "end": 7180.138000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7177.886, "text": "sort of enjoy the show tonight." }, { "end": 7182.356, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7180.138, "text": " All right. But what if someone attacks us?" }, { "end": 7185.526, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7182.356, "text": " Well, I'll handle that for you, okay?" }, { "end": 7186.768, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7185.526, "text": " All right." }, { "end": 7189.076, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7186.768, "text": " Also, little girls don't tend to tell\npeople they're little girls." }, { "end": 7190.827, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7189.076, "text": " This is my first time." }, { "end": 7192.983, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7190.827, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7200.472, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7192.983, "text": " When someone is a goblin in the middle of a\ntown where people hate goblins--" }, { "end": 7203.839, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7200.472, "text": " Stop saying the word 'goblin'. People are\ngoing to hear you." }, { "end": 7207.005, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7203.839, "text": " I mean, she's kind of right." }, { "end": 7208.819, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7207.059, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7213.206, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7208.819, "text": " Technically, I dragged her away, but you\nknow, D&D is funny with what is known and not." }, { "end": 7214.923, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7213.206, "text": " I heard you over the earring." }, { "end": 7216.416, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 7214.923, "text": " Aww." }, { "end": 7218.0560000000005, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7216.416, "text": " RIP." }, { "end": 7220.2, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7218.056, "text": " Wait, I didn't get your weapon." }, { "end": 7221.938, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7220.2, "text": " Hah." }, { "end": 7230.206, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7221.938, "text": " Do you want to stare at me all day, or do\nyou want to give me the weapon so you can go watch" }, { "end": 7231.582, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7230.206, "text": "the show?" }, { "end": 7233.161, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7231.582, "text": " That's an interesting choice." }, { "end": 7234.918, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7233.161, "text": " It's not really a choice." }, { "end": 7237.906, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7234.918, "text": " Sure." }, { "end": 7240.621, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7237.906, "text": " What do you pull out?" }, { "end": 7241.95, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7240.621, "text": " My falchion." }, { "end": 7242.928, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7241.95, "text": " Your what?" }, { "end": 7248.51, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7242.928, "text": " A falchion, a large, curved sword, emerges\nfrom a sheath on his back." }, { "end": 7249.772, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7248.51, "text": " What is that?" }, { "end": 7251.484, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 7249.772, "text": " It's a large, curved sword." }, { "end": 7254.04, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 7251.484, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7257.824, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7254.04, "text": " I twist it around a little. Play with it.\nThis is nice." }, { "end": 7260.151, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7257.824, "text": " Very nice." }, { "end": 7261.625, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7260.151, "text": " I like it." }, { "end": 7264.673, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7261.625, "text": " It's a falchion!" }, { "end": 7267.512, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7264.673, "text": " You're going to hang out with us the whole\nnight?" }, { "end": 7269.307, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7267.512, "text": " I'll hang out beside you so you can\nwatch." }, { "end": 7272.496999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7269.307, "text": " Make a perception check." }, { "end": 7275.983, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7272.497, "text": " 11." }, { "end": 7281.319, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7275.983, "text": " 11, that's enough. As she spins the falchion\naround, you notice that, affixed to her back, in" }, { "end": 7288.954000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7281.319, "text": "uncharacteristically clean leather towards the\nrest of her outfit, what appears to be a" }, { "end": 7296.464, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7288.954, "text": "slung-over sheath and a very large bladed weapon,\nlarger than your falchion, affixed to her back." }, { "end": 7299.489, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7296.464, "text": " I just like how everyone says\n'falchion'." }, { "end": 7302.946999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7299.489, "text": " It's pronounced 'felching'." }, { "end": 7304.996, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7302.947, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7309.388, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7304.996, "text": " I'm going to pick up my cards in a very\nspecific order very quickly and start stacking the deck." }, { "end": 7316.079, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7309.388, "text": " All right, well. If you want to follow me,\nI'll take you to your seats and I'll stand beside" }, { "end": 7317.374, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7316.079, "text": "you the whole time." }, { "end": 7319.199, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7317.374, "text": " Fucking lead the way." }, { "end": 7325.504, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7319.199, "text": " Hey, Jester. Before you go. Tiefling to\ntiefling, and thank you for keeping this rabble in check." }, { "end": 7327.625, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7325.504, "text": " Of course, you know, they're a lot to\nhandle." }, { "end": 7331.713, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7327.625, "text": " One on the house. And I pull two cards." }, { "end": 7334.8679999999995, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7331.713, "text": " Yes? What are you telling me?" }, { "end": 7343.191000000001, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7334.868, "text": " I pull the Moon and I pull the Shadow.\nDoes this mean anything to you?" }, { "end": 7345.91, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7343.191, "text": " Oh, yes." }, { "end": 7348.12, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7345.91, "text": " Well, think about it. Put it away." }, { "end": 7352.911, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7348.12, "text": " Beau." }, { "end": 7355.653, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7352.911, "text": " Both her and the half-orc turn to you." }, { "end": 7365.5470000000005, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7355.653, "text": " Little one. I just go over and I\nfireman-style over my shoulder. Since you can't walk." }, { "end": 7367.817999999999, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7365.547, "text": " Oh." }, { "end": 7370.223, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7367.818, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7371.882, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7370.223, "text": " Just carries her right in. Perfect." }, { "end": 7375.652999999999, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7371.882, "text": " I turn back to the rest of them." }, { "end": 7378.907, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7375.653, "text": " Such grace! Such form! Such dignity!" }, { "end": 7381.5, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7378.907, "text": " The birds are out already." }, { "end": 7387.573, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7381.5, "text": " At which point, the other Bo, Bo the\nBreaker, goes ahead and collects five copper from" }, { "end": 7392.416, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7387.573, "text": "each of you as you pass through, so mark off five\ncopper, except for the two of you, you guys are" }, { "end": 7393.965, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7392.416, "text": "part of it." }, { "end": 7399.5, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7393.965, "text": " If I skip around, will I be part of the\nshow and then I don't have to pay?" }, { "end": 7405.103, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7399.5, "text": " Weirdly, being part of the show means\nyou strangely pay more. I'm not entirely sure how" }, { "end": 7406.655, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7405.103, "text": "that works." }, { "end": 7408.333, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7406.655, "text": " Nott, do you have five copper?" }, { "end": 7410.728, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7408.333, "text": " For you, Caleb, I do." }, { "end": 7413.525, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7410.728, "text": " No, I'm not asking. I was going to help you,\nbut if you have it, you're good." }, { "end": 7416.352, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7413.525, "text": " No, you've been spotting me all day, I'll\ntake care of both of us." }, { "end": 7421.074, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7416.352, "text": " Mollymauk. That Jester's adorable." }, { "end": 7423.19, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7421.074, "text": " I know. Highly entertained." }, { "end": 7424.614, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7423.19, "text": " I like her." }, { "end": 7426.121999999999, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7424.614, "text": " I do too." }, { "end": 7435.309, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7426.122, "text": " So, stepping into the interior of the tent,\nthe rocky floor filled with grass and dirt and" }, { "end": 7442.584, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7435.309, "text": "various flattened groundscape on the outskirts of\nthe Ustaloch, you can see a thick, heavy" }, { "end": 7451.7699999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7442.584, "text": "tarp-like material hitting the very edge where the\nheavy dark blue cloth hangs from the sides of the" }, { "end": 7457.686000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7451.77, "text": "tent you're within. You can see where the seating is\nguided across the floor, and there, already in a" }, { "end": 7463.342, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7457.686, "text": "very packed room, you see a few dozen townsfolk\nthat have begun to gather in a semicircle. There" }, { "end": 7467.248, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7463.342, "text": "is the entrance flap of the tent where you guys\nare walking in. As soon as you walk in, you can" }, { "end": 7474.678, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7467.248, "text": "see a central pillar, a heavy column of wood, a\ntree that has been completely rounded off on all" }, { "end": 7480.999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7474.678, "text": "sides, held aloft to carry the top of the canopy\nof the tent itself. And across the way, you can" } ]

[ { "end": 7092.124, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7087.147, "text": " I just thought your chest looked rather\nsquare, so I wanted to see what was happening." }, { "end": 7096.3679999999995, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7092.124, "text": " I'm practically concave. Is it concave or\nconvex, I forget?" }, { "end": 7097.752, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 7096.368, "text": " Concave." }, { "end": 7099.120000000001, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7097.752, "text": " Convex would be funny." }, { "end": 7105.8859999999995, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7099.12, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7110.715, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7105.886, "text": " I'll hand her my shortsword, but not my\nlittle crossbow." }, { "end": 7113.619000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7110.715, "text": " Okay, make a sleight-of-hand check to try\nand hide that." }, { "end": 7119.603, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7113.619, "text": " Four. Oh, wait. 12." }, { "end": 7122.871, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7119.603, "text": " You have advantage on that, technically,\nright? Dexterity checks?" }, { "end": 7125.399, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7122.871, "text": " Well, did you give me dexterity or just\nstealth? How does that work?" }, { "end": 7128.062, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7125.399, "text": " I think it's just stealth checks with the\nblessing." }, { "end": 7130.005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7128.062, "text": " Let me double-check that real fast." }, { "end": 7133.139, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 7130.005, "text": " Going to the book." }, { "end": 7134.887, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7133.139, "text": " What the heck!" }, { "end": 7138.264999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7134.887, "text": " We're playing First Edition, right?" }, { "end": 7140.521000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7138.265, "text": " No, it is stealth. You're correct. Yeah." }, { "end": 7144.523, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7140.521, "text": " Sorry, I wish I wouldn't have said it and\nthen you could have had advantage just then, but" }, { "end": 7146.198, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7144.523, "text": "I'm not a cheater." }, { "end": 7147.531, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7146.198, "text": " No, you're not." }, { "end": 7149.143, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7147.531, "text": " Out of game." }, { "end": 7151.675, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7149.143, "text": " You see him slowly pocketing this crossbow." }, { "end": 7156.376, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7151.675, "text": " No, no, no. Little girl." }, { "end": 7157.791, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7156.376, "text": " I'm just a little girl." }, { "end": 7158.987, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7157.791, "text": " Give me your other weapon." }, { "end": 7165.698, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7158.987, "text": " This is a toy for little children. All right,\nhere. I'm sorry." }, { "end": 7169.675, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7165.698, "text": " Are you keeping track of what goes with\nwhat person? Because it's a lot." }, { "end": 7170.907, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7169.675, "text": " She's very good at this." }, { "end": 7172.107, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7170.907, "text": " I'm very good." }, { "end": 7177.886, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7172.107, "text": " I just drag Nott five feet over. That is two\nstrikes against you. I think we should really just" }, { "end": 7180.138000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7177.886, "text": "sort of enjoy the show tonight." }, { "end": 7182.356, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7180.138, "text": " All right. But what if someone attacks us?" }, { "end": 7185.526, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7182.356, "text": " Well, I'll handle that for you, okay?" }, { "end": 7186.768, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7185.526, "text": " All right." }, { "end": 7189.076, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7186.768, "text": " Also, little girls don't tend to tell\npeople they're little girls." }, { "end": 7190.827, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7189.076, "text": " This is my first time." }, { "end": 7192.983, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7190.827, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7200.472, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7192.983, "text": " When someone is a goblin in the middle of a\ntown where people hate goblins--" }, { "end": 7203.839, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7200.472, "text": " Stop saying the word 'goblin'. People are\ngoing to hear you." }, { "end": 7207.005, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7203.839, "text": " I mean, she's kind of right." }, { "end": 7208.819, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7207.059, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7213.206, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7208.819, "text": " Technically, I dragged her away, but you\nknow, D&D is funny with what is known and not." }, { "end": 7214.923, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7213.206, "text": " I heard you over the earring." }, { "end": 7216.416, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 7214.923, "text": " Aww." }, { "end": 7218.0560000000005, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7216.416, "text": " RIP." }, { "end": 7220.2, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7218.056, "text": " Wait, I didn't get your weapon." }, { "end": 7221.938, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7220.2, "text": " Hah." }, { "end": 7230.206, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7221.938, "text": " Do you want to stare at me all day, or do\nyou want to give me the weapon so you can go watch" }, { "end": 7231.582, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7230.206, "text": "the show?" }, { "end": 7233.161, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7231.582, "text": " That's an interesting choice." }, { "end": 7234.918, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7233.161, "text": " It's not really a choice." }, { "end": 7237.906, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7234.918, "text": " Sure." }, { "end": 7240.621, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7237.906, "text": " What do you pull out?" }, { "end": 7241.95, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7240.621, "text": " My falchion." }, { "end": 7242.928, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7241.95, "text": " Your what?" }, { "end": 7248.51, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7242.928, "text": " A falchion, a large, curved sword, emerges\nfrom a sheath on his back." }, { "end": 7249.772, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7248.51, "text": " What is that?" }, { "end": 7251.484, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 7249.772, "text": " It's a large, curved sword." }, { "end": 7254.04, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 7251.484, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7257.824, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7254.04, "text": " I twist it around a little. Play with it.\nThis is nice." }, { "end": 7260.151, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7257.824, "text": " Very nice." }, { "end": 7261.625, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7260.151, "text": " I like it." }, { "end": 7264.673, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7261.625, "text": " It's a falchion!" }, { "end": 7267.512, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7264.673, "text": " You're going to hang out with us the whole\nnight?" }, { "end": 7269.307, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7267.512, "text": " I'll hang out beside you so you can\nwatch." }, { "end": 7272.496999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7269.307, "text": " Make a perception check." }, { "end": 7275.983, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7272.497, "text": " 11." }, { "end": 7281.319, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7275.983, "text": " 11, that's enough. As she spins the falchion\naround, you notice that, affixed to her back, in" }, { "end": 7288.954000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7281.319, "text": "uncharacteristically clean leather towards the\nrest of her outfit, what appears to be a" }, { "end": 7296.464, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7288.954, "text": "slung-over sheath and a very large bladed weapon,\nlarger than your falchion, affixed to her back." }, { "end": 7299.489, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7296.464, "text": " I just like how everyone says\n'falchion'." }, { "end": 7302.946999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7299.489, "text": " It's pronounced 'felching'." }, { "end": 7304.996, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7302.947, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7309.388, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7304.996, "text": " I'm going to pick up my cards in a very\nspecific order very quickly and start stacking the deck." }, { "end": 7316.079, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7309.388, "text": " All right, well. If you want to follow me,\nI'll take you to your seats and I'll stand beside" }, { "end": 7317.374, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7316.079, "text": "you the whole time." }, { "end": 7319.199, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7317.374, "text": " Fucking lead the way." }, { "end": 7325.504, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7319.199, "text": " Hey, Jester. Before you go. Tiefling to\ntiefling, and thank you for keeping this rabble in check." }, { "end": 7327.625, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7325.504, "text": " Of course, you know, they're a lot to\nhandle." }, { "end": 7331.713, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7327.625, "text": " One on the house. And I pull two cards." }, { "end": 7334.8679999999995, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7331.713, "text": " Yes? What are you telling me?" }, { "end": 7343.191000000001, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7334.868, "text": " I pull the Moon and I pull the Shadow.\nDoes this mean anything to you?" }, { "end": 7345.91, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7343.191, "text": " Oh, yes." }, { "end": 7348.12, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7345.91, "text": " Well, think about it. Put it away." }, { "end": 7352.911, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7348.12, "text": " Beau." }, { "end": 7355.653, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7352.911, "text": " Both her and the half-orc turn to you." }, { "end": 7365.5470000000005, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7355.653, "text": " Little one. I just go over and I\nfireman-style over my shoulder. Since you can't walk." }, { "end": 7367.817999999999, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7365.547, "text": " Oh." }, { "end": 7370.223, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7367.818, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7371.882, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7370.223, "text": " Just carries her right in. Perfect." }, { "end": 7375.652999999999, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7371.882, "text": " I turn back to the rest of them." }, { "end": 7378.907, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7375.653, "text": " Such grace! Such form! Such dignity!" }, { "end": 7381.5, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7378.907, "text": " The birds are out already." }, { "end": 7387.573, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7381.5, "text": " At which point, the other Bo, Bo the\nBreaker, goes ahead and collects five copper from" }, { "end": 7392.416, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7387.573, "text": "each of you as you pass through, so mark off five\ncopper, except for the two of you, you guys are" }, { "end": 7393.965, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7392.416, "text": "part of it." }, { "end": 7399.5, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7393.965, "text": " If I skip around, will I be part of the\nshow and then I don't have to pay?" }, { "end": 7405.103, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7399.5, "text": " Weirdly, being part of the show means\nyou strangely pay more. I'm not entirely sure how" }, { "end": 7406.655, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7405.103, "text": "that works." }, { "end": 7408.333, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7406.655, "text": " Nott, do you have five copper?" }, { "end": 7410.728, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7408.333, "text": " For you, Caleb, I do." }, { "end": 7413.525, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7410.728, "text": " No, I'm not asking. I was going to help you,\nbut if you have it, you're good." }, { "end": 7416.352, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7413.525, "text": " No, you've been spotting me all day, I'll\ntake care of both of us." }, { "end": 7421.074, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7416.352, "text": " Mollymauk. That Jester's adorable." }, { "end": 7423.19, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7421.074, "text": " I know. Highly entertained." }, { "end": 7424.614, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7423.19, "text": " I like her." }, { "end": 7426.121999999999, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7424.614, "text": " I do too." }, { "end": 7435.309, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7426.122, "text": " So, stepping into the interior of the tent,\nthe rocky floor filled with grass and dirt and" }, { "end": 7442.584, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7435.309, "text": "various flattened groundscape on the outskirts of\nthe Ustaloch, you can see a thick, heavy" }, { "end": 7451.7699999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7442.584, "text": "tarp-like material hitting the very edge where the\nheavy dark blue cloth hangs from the sides of the" }, { "end": 7457.686000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7451.77, "text": "tent you're within. You can see where the seating is\nguided across the floor, and there, already in a" }, { "end": 7463.342, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7457.686, "text": "very packed room, you see a few dozen townsfolk\nthat have begun to gather in a semicircle. There" }, { "end": 7467.248, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7463.342, "text": "is the entrance flap of the tent where you guys\nare walking in. As soon as you walk in, you can" }, { "end": 7474.678, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7467.248, "text": "see a central pillar, a heavy column of wood, a\ntree that has been completely rounded off on all" }, { "end": 7480.999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7474.678, "text": "sides, held aloft to carry the top of the canopy\nof the tent itself. And across the way, you can" } ]

[ { "end": 7092.124, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7087.147, "text": " I just thought your chest looked rather\nsquare, so I wanted to see what was happening." }, { "end": 7096.3679999999995, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7092.124, "text": " I'm practically concave. Is it concave or\nconvex, I forget?" }, { "end": 7097.752, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 7096.368, "text": " Concave." }, { "end": 7099.120000000001, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7097.752, "text": " Convex would be funny." }, { "end": 7105.8859999999995, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7099.12, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7110.715, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7105.886, "text": " I'll hand her my shortsword, but not my\nlittle crossbow." }, { "end": 7113.619000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7110.715, "text": " Okay, make a sleight-of-hand check to try\nand hide that." }, { "end": 7119.603, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7113.619, "text": " Four. Oh, wait. 12." }, { "end": 7122.871, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7119.603, "text": " You have advantage on that, technically,\nright? Dexterity checks?" }, { "end": 7125.399, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7122.871, "text": " Well, did you give me dexterity or just\nstealth? How does that work?" }, { "end": 7128.062, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7125.399, "text": " I think it's just stealth checks with the\nblessing." }, { "end": 7130.005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7128.062, "text": " Let me double-check that real fast." }, { "end": 7133.139, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 7130.005, "text": " Going to the book." }, { "end": 7134.887, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7133.139, "text": " What the heck!" }, { "end": 7138.264999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7134.887, "text": " We're playing First Edition, right?" }, { "end": 7140.521000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7138.265, "text": " No, it is stealth. You're correct. Yeah." }, { "end": 7144.523, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7140.521, "text": " Sorry, I wish I wouldn't have said it and\nthen you could have had advantage just then, but" }, { "end": 7146.198, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7144.523, "text": "I'm not a cheater." }, { "end": 7147.531, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7146.198, "text": " No, you're not." }, { "end": 7149.143, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7147.531, "text": " Out of game." }, { "end": 7151.675, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7149.143, "text": " You see him slowly pocketing this crossbow." }, { "end": 7156.376, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7151.675, "text": " No, no, no. Little girl." }, { "end": 7157.791, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7156.376, "text": " I'm just a little girl." }, { "end": 7158.987, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7157.791, "text": " Give me your other weapon." }, { "end": 7165.698, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7158.987, "text": " This is a toy for little children. All right,\nhere. I'm sorry." }, { "end": 7169.675, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7165.698, "text": " Are you keeping track of what goes with\nwhat person? Because it's a lot." }, { "end": 7170.907, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7169.675, "text": " She's very good at this." }, { "end": 7172.107, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7170.907, "text": " I'm very good." }, { "end": 7177.886, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7172.107, "text": " I just drag Nott five feet over. That is two\nstrikes against you. I think we should really just" }, { "end": 7180.138000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7177.886, "text": "sort of enjoy the show tonight." }, { "end": 7182.356, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7180.138, "text": " All right. But what if someone attacks us?" }, { "end": 7185.526, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7182.356, "text": " Well, I'll handle that for you, okay?" }, { "end": 7186.768, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7185.526, "text": " All right." }, { "end": 7189.076, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7186.768, "text": " Also, little girls don't tend to tell\npeople they're little girls." }, { "end": 7190.827, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7189.076, "text": " This is my first time." }, { "end": 7192.983, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7190.827, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7200.472, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7192.983, "text": " When someone is a goblin in the middle of a\ntown where people hate goblins--" }, { "end": 7203.839, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7200.472, "text": " Stop saying the word 'goblin'. People are\ngoing to hear you." }, { "end": 7207.005, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7203.839, "text": " I mean, she's kind of right." }, { "end": 7208.819, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7207.059, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7213.206, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7208.819, "text": " Technically, I dragged her away, but you\nknow, D&D is funny with what is known and not." }, { "end": 7214.923, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7213.206, "text": " I heard you over the earring." }, { "end": 7216.416, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 7214.923, "text": " Aww." }, { "end": 7218.0560000000005, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7216.416, "text": " RIP." }, { "end": 7220.2, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7218.056, "text": " Wait, I didn't get your weapon." }, { "end": 7221.938, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7220.2, "text": " Hah." }, { "end": 7230.206, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7221.938, "text": " Do you want to stare at me all day, or do\nyou want to give me the weapon so you can go watch" }, { "end": 7231.582, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7230.206, "text": "the show?" }, { "end": 7233.161, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7231.582, "text": " That's an interesting choice." }, { "end": 7234.918, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7233.161, "text": " It's not really a choice." }, { "end": 7237.906, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7234.918, "text": " Sure." }, { "end": 7240.621, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7237.906, "text": " What do you pull out?" }, { "end": 7241.95, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7240.621, "text": " My falchion." }, { "end": 7242.928, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7241.95, "text": " Your what?" }, { "end": 7248.51, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7242.928, "text": " A falchion, a large, curved sword, emerges\nfrom a sheath on his back." }, { "end": 7249.772, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7248.51, "text": " What is that?" }, { "end": 7251.484, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 7249.772, "text": " It's a large, curved sword." }, { "end": 7254.04, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 7251.484, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7257.824, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7254.04, "text": " I twist it around a little. Play with it.\nThis is nice." }, { "end": 7260.151, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7257.824, "text": " Very nice." }, { "end": 7261.625, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7260.151, "text": " I like it." }, { "end": 7264.673, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7261.625, "text": " It's a falchion!" }, { "end": 7267.512, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7264.673, "text": " You're going to hang out with us the whole\nnight?" }, { "end": 7269.307, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7267.512, "text": " I'll hang out beside you so you can\nwatch." }, { "end": 7272.496999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7269.307, "text": " Make a perception check." }, { "end": 7275.983, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7272.497, "text": " 11." }, { "end": 7281.319, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7275.983, "text": " 11, that's enough. As she spins the falchion\naround, you notice that, affixed to her back, in" }, { "end": 7288.954000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7281.319, "text": "uncharacteristically clean leather towards the\nrest of her outfit, what appears to be a" }, { "end": 7296.464, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7288.954, "text": "slung-over sheath and a very large bladed weapon,\nlarger than your falchion, affixed to her back." }, { "end": 7299.489, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7296.464, "text": " I just like how everyone says\n'falchion'." }, { "end": 7302.946999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7299.489, "text": " It's pronounced 'felching'." }, { "end": 7304.996, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7302.947, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7309.388, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7304.996, "text": " I'm going to pick up my cards in a very\nspecific order very quickly and start stacking the deck." }, { "end": 7316.079, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7309.388, "text": " All right, well. If you want to follow me,\nI'll take you to your seats and I'll stand beside" }, { "end": 7317.374, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7316.079, "text": "you the whole time." }, { "end": 7319.199, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7317.374, "text": " Fucking lead the way." }, { "end": 7325.504, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7319.199, "text": " Hey, Jester. Before you go. Tiefling to\ntiefling, and thank you for keeping this rabble in check." }, { "end": 7327.625, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7325.504, "text": " Of course, you know, they're a lot to\nhandle." }, { "end": 7331.713, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7327.625, "text": " One on the house. And I pull two cards." }, { "end": 7334.8679999999995, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7331.713, "text": " Yes? What are you telling me?" }, { "end": 7343.191000000001, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7334.868, "text": " I pull the Moon and I pull the Shadow.\nDoes this mean anything to you?" }, { "end": 7345.91, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7343.191, "text": " Oh, yes." }, { "end": 7348.12, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7345.91, "text": " Well, think about it. Put it away." }, { "end": 7352.911, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7348.12, "text": " Beau." }, { "end": 7355.653, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7352.911, "text": " Both her and the half-orc turn to you." }, { "end": 7365.5470000000005, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7355.653, "text": " Little one. I just go over and I\nfireman-style over my shoulder. Since you can't walk." }, { "end": 7367.817999999999, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7365.547, "text": " Oh." }, { "end": 7370.223, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7367.818, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7371.882, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7370.223, "text": " Just carries her right in. Perfect." }, { "end": 7375.652999999999, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7371.882, "text": " I turn back to the rest of them." }, { "end": 7378.907, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7375.653, "text": " Such grace! Such form! Such dignity!" }, { "end": 7381.5, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7378.907, "text": " The birds are out already." }, { "end": 7387.573, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7381.5, "text": " At which point, the other Bo, Bo the\nBreaker, goes ahead and collects five copper from" }, { "end": 7392.416, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7387.573, "text": "each of you as you pass through, so mark off five\ncopper, except for the two of you, you guys are" }, { "end": 7393.965, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7392.416, "text": "part of it." }, { "end": 7399.5, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7393.965, "text": " If I skip around, will I be part of the\nshow and then I don't have to pay?" }, { "end": 7405.103, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7399.5, "text": " Weirdly, being part of the show means\nyou strangely pay more. I'm not entirely sure how" }, { "end": 7406.655, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7405.103, "text": "that works." }, { "end": 7408.333, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7406.655, "text": " Nott, do you have five copper?" }, { "end": 7410.728, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7408.333, "text": " For you, Caleb, I do." }, { "end": 7413.525, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7410.728, "text": " No, I'm not asking. I was going to help you,\nbut if you have it, you're good." }, { "end": 7416.352, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7413.525, "text": " No, you've been spotting me all day, I'll\ntake care of both of us." }, { "end": 7421.074, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7416.352, "text": " Mollymauk. That Jester's adorable." }, { "end": 7423.19, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7421.074, "text": " I know. Highly entertained." }, { "end": 7424.614, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7423.19, "text": " I like her." }, { "end": 7426.121999999999, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7424.614, "text": " I do too." }, { "end": 7435.309, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7426.122, "text": " So, stepping into the interior of the tent,\nthe rocky floor filled with grass and dirt and" }, { "end": 7442.584, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7435.309, "text": "various flattened groundscape on the outskirts of\nthe Ustaloch, you can see a thick, heavy" }, { "end": 7451.7699999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7442.584, "text": "tarp-like material hitting the very edge where the\nheavy dark blue cloth hangs from the sides of the" }, { "end": 7457.686000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7451.77, "text": "tent you're within. You can see where the seating is\nguided across the floor, and there, already in a" }, { "end": 7463.342, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7457.686, "text": "very packed room, you see a few dozen townsfolk\nthat have begun to gather in a semicircle. There" }, { "end": 7467.248, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7463.342, "text": "is the entrance flap of the tent where you guys\nare walking in. As soon as you walk in, you can" }, { "end": 7474.678, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7467.248, "text": "see a central pillar, a heavy column of wood, a\ntree that has been completely rounded off on all" }, { "end": 7480.999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7474.678, "text": "sides, held aloft to carry the top of the canopy\nof the tent itself. And across the way, you can" } ]

[ { "end": 7092.124, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7087.147, "text": " I just thought your chest looked rather\nsquare, so I wanted to see what was happening." }, { "end": 7096.3679999999995, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7092.124, "text": " I'm practically concave. Is it concave or\nconvex, I forget?" }, { "end": 7097.752, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 7096.368, "text": " Concave." }, { "end": 7099.120000000001, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7097.752, "text": " Convex would be funny." }, { "end": 7105.8859999999995, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7099.12, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7110.715, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7105.886, "text": " I'll hand her my shortsword, but not my\nlittle crossbow." }, { "end": 7113.619000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7110.715, "text": " Okay, make a sleight-of-hand check to try\nand hide that." }, { "end": 7119.603, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7113.619, "text": " Four. Oh, wait. 12." }, { "end": 7122.871, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7119.603, "text": " You have advantage on that, technically,\nright? Dexterity checks?" }, { "end": 7125.399, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7122.871, "text": " Well, did you give me dexterity or just\nstealth? How does that work?" }, { "end": 7128.062, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7125.399, "text": " I think it's just stealth checks with the\nblessing." }, { "end": 7130.005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7128.062, "text": " Let me double-check that real fast." }, { "end": 7133.139, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 7130.005, "text": " Going to the book." }, { "end": 7134.887, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7133.139, "text": " What the heck!" }, { "end": 7138.264999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7134.887, "text": " We're playing First Edition, right?" }, { "end": 7140.521000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7138.265, "text": " No, it is stealth. You're correct. Yeah." }, { "end": 7144.523, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7140.521, "text": " Sorry, I wish I wouldn't have said it and\nthen you could have had advantage just then, but" }, { "end": 7146.198, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7144.523, "text": "I'm not a cheater." }, { "end": 7147.531, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7146.198, "text": " No, you're not." }, { "end": 7149.143, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7147.531, "text": " Out of game." }, { "end": 7151.675, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7149.143, "text": " You see him slowly pocketing this crossbow." }, { "end": 7156.376, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7151.675, "text": " No, no, no. Little girl." }, { "end": 7157.791, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7156.376, "text": " I'm just a little girl." }, { "end": 7158.987, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7157.791, "text": " Give me your other weapon." }, { "end": 7165.698, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7158.987, "text": " This is a toy for little children. All right,\nhere. I'm sorry." }, { "end": 7169.675, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7165.698, "text": " Are you keeping track of what goes with\nwhat person? Because it's a lot." }, { "end": 7170.907, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7169.675, "text": " She's very good at this." }, { "end": 7172.107, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7170.907, "text": " I'm very good." }, { "end": 7177.886, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7172.107, "text": " I just drag Nott five feet over. That is two\nstrikes against you. I think we should really just" }, { "end": 7180.138000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7177.886, "text": "sort of enjoy the show tonight." }, { "end": 7182.356, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7180.138, "text": " All right. But what if someone attacks us?" }, { "end": 7185.526, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7182.356, "text": " Well, I'll handle that for you, okay?" }, { "end": 7186.768, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7185.526, "text": " All right." }, { "end": 7189.076, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7186.768, "text": " Also, little girls don't tend to tell\npeople they're little girls." }, { "end": 7190.827, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7189.076, "text": " This is my first time." }, { "end": 7192.983, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7190.827, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7200.472, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7192.983, "text": " When someone is a goblin in the middle of a\ntown where people hate goblins--" }, { "end": 7203.839, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7200.472, "text": " Stop saying the word 'goblin'. People are\ngoing to hear you." }, { "end": 7207.005, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7203.839, "text": " I mean, she's kind of right." }, { "end": 7208.819, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7207.059, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7213.206, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7208.819, "text": " Technically, I dragged her away, but you\nknow, D&D is funny with what is known and not." }, { "end": 7214.923, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7213.206, "text": " I heard you over the earring." }, { "end": 7216.416, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 7214.923, "text": " Aww." }, { "end": 7218.0560000000005, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7216.416, "text": " RIP." }, { "end": 7220.2, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7218.056, "text": " Wait, I didn't get your weapon." }, { "end": 7221.938, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7220.2, "text": " Hah." }, { "end": 7230.206, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7221.938, "text": " Do you want to stare at me all day, or do\nyou want to give me the weapon so you can go watch" }, { "end": 7231.582, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7230.206, "text": "the show?" }, { "end": 7233.161, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7231.582, "text": " That's an interesting choice." }, { "end": 7234.918, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7233.161, "text": " It's not really a choice." }, { "end": 7237.906, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7234.918, "text": " Sure." }, { "end": 7240.621, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7237.906, "text": " What do you pull out?" }, { "end": 7241.95, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7240.621, "text": " My falchion." }, { "end": 7242.928, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7241.95, "text": " Your what?" }, { "end": 7248.51, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7242.928, "text": " A falchion, a large, curved sword, emerges\nfrom a sheath on his back." }, { "end": 7249.772, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7248.51, "text": " What is that?" }, { "end": 7251.484, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 7249.772, "text": " It's a large, curved sword." }, { "end": 7254.04, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 7251.484, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7257.824, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7254.04, "text": " I twist it around a little. Play with it.\nThis is nice." }, { "end": 7260.151, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7257.824, "text": " Very nice." }, { "end": 7261.625, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7260.151, "text": " I like it." }, { "end": 7264.673, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7261.625, "text": " It's a falchion!" }, { "end": 7267.512, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7264.673, "text": " You're going to hang out with us the whole\nnight?" }, { "end": 7269.307, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7267.512, "text": " I'll hang out beside you so you can\nwatch." }, { "end": 7272.496999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7269.307, "text": " Make a perception check." }, { "end": 7275.983, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7272.497, "text": " 11." }, { "end": 7281.319, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7275.983, "text": " 11, that's enough. As she spins the falchion\naround, you notice that, affixed to her back, in" }, { "end": 7288.954000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7281.319, "text": "uncharacteristically clean leather towards the\nrest of her outfit, what appears to be a" }, { "end": 7296.464, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7288.954, "text": "slung-over sheath and a very large bladed weapon,\nlarger than your falchion, affixed to her back." }, { "end": 7299.489, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7296.464, "text": " I just like how everyone says\n'falchion'." }, { "end": 7302.946999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7299.489, "text": " It's pronounced 'felching'." }, { "end": 7304.996, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7302.947, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7309.388, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7304.996, "text": " I'm going to pick up my cards in a very\nspecific order very quickly and start stacking the deck." }, { "end": 7316.079, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7309.388, "text": " All right, well. If you want to follow me,\nI'll take you to your seats and I'll stand beside" }, { "end": 7317.374, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7316.079, "text": "you the whole time." }, { "end": 7319.199, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7317.374, "text": " Fucking lead the way." }, { "end": 7325.504, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7319.199, "text": " Hey, Jester. Before you go. Tiefling to\ntiefling, and thank you for keeping this rabble in check." }, { "end": 7327.625, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7325.504, "text": " Of course, you know, they're a lot to\nhandle." }, { "end": 7331.713, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7327.625, "text": " One on the house. And I pull two cards." }, { "end": 7334.8679999999995, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7331.713, "text": " Yes? What are you telling me?" }, { "end": 7343.191000000001, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7334.868, "text": " I pull the Moon and I pull the Shadow.\nDoes this mean anything to you?" }, { "end": 7345.91, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7343.191, "text": " Oh, yes." }, { "end": 7348.12, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7345.91, "text": " Well, think about it. Put it away." }, { "end": 7352.911, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7348.12, "text": " Beau." }, { "end": 7355.653, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7352.911, "text": " Both her and the half-orc turn to you." }, { "end": 7365.5470000000005, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7355.653, "text": " Little one. I just go over and I\nfireman-style over my shoulder. Since you can't walk." }, { "end": 7367.817999999999, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7365.547, "text": " Oh." }, { "end": 7370.223, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7367.818, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7371.882, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7370.223, "text": " Just carries her right in. Perfect." }, { "end": 7375.652999999999, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7371.882, "text": " I turn back to the rest of them." }, { "end": 7378.907, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7375.653, "text": " Such grace! Such form! Such dignity!" }, { "end": 7381.5, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7378.907, "text": " The birds are out already." }, { "end": 7387.573, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7381.5, "text": " At which point, the other Bo, Bo the\nBreaker, goes ahead and collects five copper from" }, { "end": 7392.416, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7387.573, "text": "each of you as you pass through, so mark off five\ncopper, except for the two of you, you guys are" }, { "end": 7393.965, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7392.416, "text": "part of it." }, { "end": 7399.5, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7393.965, "text": " If I skip around, will I be part of the\nshow and then I don't have to pay?" }, { "end": 7405.103, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7399.5, "text": " Weirdly, being part of the show means\nyou strangely pay more. I'm not entirely sure how" }, { "end": 7406.655, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7405.103, "text": "that works." }, { "end": 7408.333, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7406.655, "text": " Nott, do you have five copper?" }, { "end": 7410.728, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7408.333, "text": " For you, Caleb, I do." }, { "end": 7413.525, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7410.728, "text": " No, I'm not asking. I was going to help you,\nbut if you have it, you're good." }, { "end": 7416.352, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7413.525, "text": " No, you've been spotting me all day, I'll\ntake care of both of us." }, { "end": 7421.074, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7416.352, "text": " Mollymauk. That Jester's adorable." }, { "end": 7423.19, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7421.074, "text": " I know. Highly entertained." }, { "end": 7424.614, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7423.19, "text": " I like her." }, { "end": 7426.121999999999, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7424.614, "text": " I do too." }, { "end": 7435.309, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7426.122, "text": " So, stepping into the interior of the tent,\nthe rocky floor filled with grass and dirt and" }, { "end": 7442.584, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7435.309, "text": "various flattened groundscape on the outskirts of\nthe Ustaloch, you can see a thick, heavy" }, { "end": 7451.7699999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7442.584, "text": "tarp-like material hitting the very edge where the\nheavy dark blue cloth hangs from the sides of the" }, { "end": 7457.686000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7451.77, "text": "tent you're within. You can see where the seating is\nguided across the floor, and there, already in a" }, { "end": 7463.342, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7457.686, "text": "very packed room, you see a few dozen townsfolk\nthat have begun to gather in a semicircle. There" }, { "end": 7467.248, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7463.342, "text": "is the entrance flap of the tent where you guys\nare walking in. As soon as you walk in, you can" }, { "end": 7474.678, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7467.248, "text": "see a central pillar, a heavy column of wood, a\ntree that has been completely rounded off on all" }, { "end": 7480.999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7474.678, "text": "sides, held aloft to carry the top of the canopy\nof the tent itself. And across the way, you can" } ]

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Oh, wait. 12." }, { "end": 7122.871, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7119.603, "text": " You have advantage on that, technically,\nright? Dexterity checks?" }, { "end": 7125.399, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7122.871, "text": " Well, did you give me dexterity or just\nstealth? How does that work?" }, { "end": 7128.062, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7125.399, "text": " I think it's just stealth checks with the\nblessing." }, { "end": 7130.005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7128.062, "text": " Let me double-check that real fast." }, { "end": 7133.139, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 7130.005, "text": " Going to the book." }, { "end": 7134.887, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7133.139, "text": " What the heck!" }, { "end": 7138.264999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7134.887, "text": " We're playing First Edition, right?" }, { "end": 7140.521000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7138.265, "text": " No, it is stealth. You're correct. Yeah." }, { "end": 7144.523, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7140.521, "text": " Sorry, I wish I wouldn't have said it and\nthen you could have had advantage just then, but" }, { "end": 7146.198, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7144.523, "text": "I'm not a cheater." }, { "end": 7147.531, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7146.198, "text": " No, you're not." }, { "end": 7149.143, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7147.531, "text": " Out of game." }, { "end": 7151.675, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7149.143, "text": " You see him slowly pocketing this crossbow." }, { "end": 7156.376, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7151.675, "text": " No, no, no. Little girl." }, { "end": 7157.791, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7156.376, "text": " I'm just a little girl." }, { "end": 7158.987, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7157.791, "text": " Give me your other weapon." }, { "end": 7165.698, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7158.987, "text": " This is a toy for little children. All right,\nhere. I'm sorry." }, { "end": 7169.675, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7165.698, "text": " Are you keeping track of what goes with\nwhat person? Because it's a lot." }, { "end": 7170.907, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7169.675, "text": " She's very good at this." }, { "end": 7172.107, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7170.907, "text": " I'm very good." }, { "end": 7177.886, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7172.107, "text": " I just drag Nott five feet over. That is two\nstrikes against you. I think we should really just" }, { "end": 7180.138000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7177.886, "text": "sort of enjoy the show tonight." }, { "end": 7182.356, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7180.138, "text": " All right. But what if someone attacks us?" }, { "end": 7185.526, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7182.356, "text": " Well, I'll handle that for you, okay?" }, { "end": 7186.768, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7185.526, "text": " All right." }, { "end": 7189.076, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7186.768, "text": " Also, little girls don't tend to tell\npeople they're little girls." }, { "end": 7190.827, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7189.076, "text": " This is my first time." }, { "end": 7192.983, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7190.827, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7200.472, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7192.983, "text": " When someone is a goblin in the middle of a\ntown where people hate goblins--" }, { "end": 7203.839, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7200.472, "text": " Stop saying the word 'goblin'. People are\ngoing to hear you." }, { "end": 7207.005, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7203.839, "text": " I mean, she's kind of right." }, { "end": 7208.819, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7207.059, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7213.206, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7208.819, "text": " Technically, I dragged her away, but you\nknow, D&D is funny with what is known and not." }, { "end": 7214.923, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7213.206, "text": " I heard you over the earring." }, { "end": 7216.416, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 7214.923, "text": " Aww." }, { "end": 7218.0560000000005, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7216.416, "text": " RIP." }, { "end": 7220.2, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7218.056, "text": " Wait, I didn't get your weapon." }, { "end": 7221.938, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7220.2, "text": " Hah." }, { "end": 7230.206, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7221.938, "text": " Do you want to stare at me all day, or do\nyou want to give me the weapon so you can go watch" }, { "end": 7231.582, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7230.206, "text": "the show?" }, { "end": 7233.161, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7231.582, "text": " That's an interesting choice." }, { "end": 7234.918, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7233.161, "text": " It's not really a choice." }, { "end": 7237.906, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7234.918, "text": " Sure." }, { "end": 7240.621, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7237.906, "text": " What do you pull out?" }, { "end": 7241.95, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7240.621, "text": " My falchion." }, { "end": 7242.928, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7241.95, "text": " Your what?" }, { "end": 7248.51, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7242.928, "text": " A falchion, a large, curved sword, emerges\nfrom a sheath on his back." }, { "end": 7249.772, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7248.51, "text": " What is that?" }, { "end": 7251.484, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 7249.772, "text": " It's a large, curved sword." }, { "end": 7254.04, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 7251.484, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7257.824, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7254.04, "text": " I twist it around a little. Play with it.\nThis is nice." }, { "end": 7260.151, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7257.824, "text": " Very nice." }, { "end": 7261.625, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7260.151, "text": " I like it." }, { "end": 7264.673, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7261.625, "text": " It's a falchion!" }, { "end": 7267.512, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7264.673, "text": " You're going to hang out with us the whole\nnight?" }, { "end": 7269.307, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7267.512, "text": " I'll hang out beside you so you can\nwatch." }, { "end": 7272.496999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7269.307, "text": " Make a perception check." }, { "end": 7275.983, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7272.497, "text": " 11." }, { "end": 7281.319, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7275.983, "text": " 11, that's enough. As she spins the falchion\naround, you notice that, affixed to her back, in" }, { "end": 7288.954000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7281.319, "text": "uncharacteristically clean leather towards the\nrest of her outfit, what appears to be a" }, { "end": 7296.464, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7288.954, "text": "slung-over sheath and a very large bladed weapon,\nlarger than your falchion, affixed to her back." }, { "end": 7299.489, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7296.464, "text": " I just like how everyone says\n'falchion'." }, { "end": 7302.946999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7299.489, "text": " It's pronounced 'felching'." }, { "end": 7304.996, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7302.947, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7309.388, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7304.996, "text": " I'm going to pick up my cards in a very\nspecific order very quickly and start stacking the deck." }, { "end": 7316.079, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7309.388, "text": " All right, well. If you want to follow me,\nI'll take you to your seats and I'll stand beside" }, { "end": 7317.374, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7316.079, "text": "you the whole time." }, { "end": 7319.199, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7317.374, "text": " Fucking lead the way." }, { "end": 7325.504, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7319.199, "text": " Hey, Jester. Before you go. Tiefling to\ntiefling, and thank you for keeping this rabble in check." }, { "end": 7327.625, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7325.504, "text": " Of course, you know, they're a lot to\nhandle." }, { "end": 7331.713, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7327.625, "text": " One on the house. And I pull two cards." }, { "end": 7334.8679999999995, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7331.713, "text": " Yes? What are you telling me?" }, { "end": 7343.191000000001, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7334.868, "text": " I pull the Moon and I pull the Shadow.\nDoes this mean anything to you?" }, { "end": 7345.91, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7343.191, "text": " Oh, yes." }, { "end": 7348.12, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7345.91, "text": " Well, think about it. Put it away." }, { "end": 7352.911, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7348.12, "text": " Beau." }, { "end": 7355.653, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7352.911, "text": " Both her and the half-orc turn to you." }, { "end": 7365.5470000000005, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7355.653, "text": " Little one. I just go over and I\nfireman-style over my shoulder. Since you can't walk." }, { "end": 7367.817999999999, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7365.547, "text": " Oh." }, { "end": 7370.223, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7367.818, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7371.882, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7370.223, "text": " Just carries her right in. Perfect." }, { "end": 7375.652999999999, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7371.882, "text": " I turn back to the rest of them." }, { "end": 7378.907, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7375.653, "text": " Such grace! Such form! Such dignity!" }, { "end": 7381.5, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7378.907, "text": " The birds are out already." }, { "end": 7387.573, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7381.5, "text": " At which point, the other Bo, Bo the\nBreaker, goes ahead and collects five copper from" }, { "end": 7392.416, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7387.573, "text": "each of you as you pass through, so mark off five\ncopper, except for the two of you, you guys are" }, { "end": 7393.965, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7392.416, "text": "part of it." }, { "end": 7399.5, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7393.965, "text": " If I skip around, will I be part of the\nshow and then I don't have to pay?" }, { "end": 7405.103, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7399.5, "text": " Weirdly, being part of the show means\nyou strangely pay more. I'm not entirely sure how" }, { "end": 7406.655, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7405.103, "text": "that works." }, { "end": 7408.333, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7406.655, "text": " Nott, do you have five copper?" }, { "end": 7410.728, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7408.333, "text": " For you, Caleb, I do." }, { "end": 7413.525, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7410.728, "text": " No, I'm not asking. I was going to help you,\nbut if you have it, you're good." }, { "end": 7416.352, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7413.525, "text": " No, you've been spotting me all day, I'll\ntake care of both of us." }, { "end": 7421.074, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7416.352, "text": " Mollymauk. That Jester's adorable." }, { "end": 7423.19, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7421.074, "text": " I know. Highly entertained." }, { "end": 7424.614, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7423.19, "text": " I like her." }, { "end": 7426.121999999999, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7424.614, "text": " I do too." }, { "end": 7435.309, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7426.122, "text": " So, stepping into the interior of the tent,\nthe rocky floor filled with grass and dirt and" }, { "end": 7442.584, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7435.309, "text": "various flattened groundscape on the outskirts of\nthe Ustaloch, you can see a thick, heavy" }, { "end": 7451.7699999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7442.584, "text": "tarp-like material hitting the very edge where the\nheavy dark blue cloth hangs from the sides of the" }, { "end": 7457.686000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7451.77, "text": "tent you're within. You can see where the seating is\nguided across the floor, and there, already in a" }, { "end": 7463.342, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7457.686, "text": "very packed room, you see a few dozen townsfolk\nthat have begun to gather in a semicircle. There" }, { "end": 7467.248, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7463.342, "text": "is the entrance flap of the tent where you guys\nare walking in. As soon as you walk in, you can" }, { "end": 7474.678, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7467.248, "text": "see a central pillar, a heavy column of wood, a\ntree that has been completely rounded off on all" }, { "end": 7480.999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7474.678, "text": "sides, held aloft to carry the top of the canopy\nof the tent itself. And across the way, you can" } ]

[ { "end": 7092.124, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7087.147, "text": " I just thought your chest looked rather\nsquare, so I wanted to see what was happening." }, { "end": 7096.3679999999995, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7092.124, "text": " I'm practically concave. Is it concave or\nconvex, I forget?" }, { "end": 7097.752, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 7096.368, "text": " Concave." }, { "end": 7099.120000000001, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7097.752, "text": " Convex would be funny." }, { "end": 7105.8859999999995, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7099.12, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7110.715, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7105.886, "text": " I'll hand her my shortsword, but not my\nlittle crossbow." }, { "end": 7113.619000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7110.715, "text": " Okay, make a sleight-of-hand check to try\nand hide that." }, { "end": 7119.603, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7113.619, "text": " Four. Oh, wait. 12." }, { "end": 7122.871, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7119.603, "text": " You have advantage on that, technically,\nright? Dexterity checks?" }, { "end": 7125.399, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7122.871, "text": " Well, did you give me dexterity or just\nstealth? How does that work?" }, { "end": 7128.062, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7125.399, "text": " I think it's just stealth checks with the\nblessing." }, { "end": 7130.005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7128.062, "text": " Let me double-check that real fast." }, { "end": 7133.139, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 7130.005, "text": " Going to the book." }, { "end": 7134.887, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7133.139, "text": " What the heck!" }, { "end": 7138.264999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7134.887, "text": " We're playing First Edition, right?" }, { "end": 7140.521000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7138.265, "text": " No, it is stealth. You're correct. Yeah." }, { "end": 7144.523, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7140.521, "text": " Sorry, I wish I wouldn't have said it and\nthen you could have had advantage just then, but" }, { "end": 7146.198, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7144.523, "text": "I'm not a cheater." }, { "end": 7147.531, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7146.198, "text": " No, you're not." }, { "end": 7149.143, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7147.531, "text": " Out of game." }, { "end": 7151.675, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7149.143, "text": " You see him slowly pocketing this crossbow." }, { "end": 7156.376, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7151.675, "text": " No, no, no. Little girl." }, { "end": 7157.791, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7156.376, "text": " I'm just a little girl." }, { "end": 7158.987, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7157.791, "text": " Give me your other weapon." }, { "end": 7165.698, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7158.987, "text": " This is a toy for little children. All right,\nhere. I'm sorry." }, { "end": 7169.675, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7165.698, "text": " Are you keeping track of what goes with\nwhat person? Because it's a lot." }, { "end": 7170.907, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7169.675, "text": " She's very good at this." }, { "end": 7172.107, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7170.907, "text": " I'm very good." }, { "end": 7177.886, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7172.107, "text": " I just drag Nott five feet over. That is two\nstrikes against you. I think we should really just" }, { "end": 7180.138000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7177.886, "text": "sort of enjoy the show tonight." }, { "end": 7182.356, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7180.138, "text": " All right. But what if someone attacks us?" }, { "end": 7185.526, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7182.356, "text": " Well, I'll handle that for you, okay?" }, { "end": 7186.768, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7185.526, "text": " All right." }, { "end": 7189.076, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7186.768, "text": " Also, little girls don't tend to tell\npeople they're little girls." }, { "end": 7190.827, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7189.076, "text": " This is my first time." }, { "end": 7192.983, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7190.827, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7200.472, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7192.983, "text": " When someone is a goblin in the middle of a\ntown where people hate goblins--" }, { "end": 7203.839, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7200.472, "text": " Stop saying the word 'goblin'. People are\ngoing to hear you." }, { "end": 7207.005, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7203.839, "text": " I mean, she's kind of right." }, { "end": 7208.819, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7207.059, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7213.206, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7208.819, "text": " Technically, I dragged her away, but you\nknow, D&D is funny with what is known and not." }, { "end": 7214.923, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7213.206, "text": " I heard you over the earring." }, { "end": 7216.416, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 7214.923, "text": " Aww." }, { "end": 7218.0560000000005, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7216.416, "text": " RIP." }, { "end": 7220.2, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7218.056, "text": " Wait, I didn't get your weapon." }, { "end": 7221.938, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7220.2, "text": " Hah." }, { "end": 7230.206, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7221.938, "text": " Do you want to stare at me all day, or do\nyou want to give me the weapon so you can go watch" }, { "end": 7231.582, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7230.206, "text": "the show?" }, { "end": 7233.161, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7231.582, "text": " That's an interesting choice." }, { "end": 7234.918, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7233.161, "text": " It's not really a choice." }, { "end": 7237.906, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7234.918, "text": " Sure." }, { "end": 7240.621, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7237.906, "text": " What do you pull out?" }, { "end": 7241.95, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7240.621, "text": " My falchion." }, { "end": 7242.928, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7241.95, "text": " Your what?" }, { "end": 7248.51, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7242.928, "text": " A falchion, a large, curved sword, emerges\nfrom a sheath on his back." }, { "end": 7249.772, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7248.51, "text": " What is that?" }, { "end": 7251.484, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 7249.772, "text": " It's a large, curved sword." }, { "end": 7254.04, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 7251.484, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7257.824, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7254.04, "text": " I twist it around a little. Play with it.\nThis is nice." }, { "end": 7260.151, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7257.824, "text": " Very nice." }, { "end": 7261.625, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7260.151, "text": " I like it." }, { "end": 7264.673, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7261.625, "text": " It's a falchion!" }, { "end": 7267.512, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7264.673, "text": " You're going to hang out with us the whole\nnight?" }, { "end": 7269.307, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7267.512, "text": " I'll hang out beside you so you can\nwatch." }, { "end": 7272.496999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7269.307, "text": " Make a perception check." }, { "end": 7275.983, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7272.497, "text": " 11." }, { "end": 7281.319, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7275.983, "text": " 11, that's enough. As she spins the falchion\naround, you notice that, affixed to her back, in" }, { "end": 7288.954000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7281.319, "text": "uncharacteristically clean leather towards the\nrest of her outfit, what appears to be a" }, { "end": 7296.464, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7288.954, "text": "slung-over sheath and a very large bladed weapon,\nlarger than your falchion, affixed to her back." }, { "end": 7299.489, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7296.464, "text": " I just like how everyone says\n'falchion'." }, { "end": 7302.946999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7299.489, "text": " It's pronounced 'felching'." }, { "end": 7304.996, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7302.947, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7309.388, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7304.996, "text": " I'm going to pick up my cards in a very\nspecific order very quickly and start stacking the deck." }, { "end": 7316.079, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7309.388, "text": " All right, well. If you want to follow me,\nI'll take you to your seats and I'll stand beside" }, { "end": 7317.374, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7316.079, "text": "you the whole time." }, { "end": 7319.199, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7317.374, "text": " Fucking lead the way." }, { "end": 7325.504, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7319.199, "text": " Hey, Jester. Before you go. Tiefling to\ntiefling, and thank you for keeping this rabble in check." }, { "end": 7327.625, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7325.504, "text": " Of course, you know, they're a lot to\nhandle." }, { "end": 7331.713, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7327.625, "text": " One on the house. And I pull two cards." }, { "end": 7334.8679999999995, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7331.713, "text": " Yes? What are you telling me?" }, { "end": 7343.191000000001, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7334.868, "text": " I pull the Moon and I pull the Shadow.\nDoes this mean anything to you?" }, { "end": 7345.91, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7343.191, "text": " Oh, yes." }, { "end": 7348.12, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7345.91, "text": " Well, think about it. Put it away." }, { "end": 7352.911, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7348.12, "text": " Beau." }, { "end": 7355.653, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7352.911, "text": " Both her and the half-orc turn to you." }, { "end": 7365.5470000000005, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7355.653, "text": " Little one. I just go over and I\nfireman-style over my shoulder. Since you can't walk." }, { "end": 7367.817999999999, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7365.547, "text": " Oh." }, { "end": 7370.223, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7367.818, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7371.882, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7370.223, "text": " Just carries her right in. Perfect." }, { "end": 7375.652999999999, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7371.882, "text": " I turn back to the rest of them." }, { "end": 7378.907, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7375.653, "text": " Such grace! Such form! Such dignity!" }, { "end": 7381.5, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7378.907, "text": " The birds are out already." }, { "end": 7387.573, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7381.5, "text": " At which point, the other Bo, Bo the\nBreaker, goes ahead and collects five copper from" }, { "end": 7392.416, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7387.573, "text": "each of you as you pass through, so mark off five\ncopper, except for the two of you, you guys are" }, { "end": 7393.965, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7392.416, "text": "part of it." }, { "end": 7399.5, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7393.965, "text": " If I skip around, will I be part of the\nshow and then I don't have to pay?" }, { "end": 7405.103, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7399.5, "text": " Weirdly, being part of the show means\nyou strangely pay more. I'm not entirely sure how" }, { "end": 7406.655, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7405.103, "text": "that works." }, { "end": 7408.333, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7406.655, "text": " Nott, do you have five copper?" }, { "end": 7410.728, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7408.333, "text": " For you, Caleb, I do." }, { "end": 7413.525, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7410.728, "text": " No, I'm not asking. I was going to help you,\nbut if you have it, you're good." }, { "end": 7416.352, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7413.525, "text": " No, you've been spotting me all day, I'll\ntake care of both of us." }, { "end": 7421.074, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7416.352, "text": " Mollymauk. That Jester's adorable." }, { "end": 7423.19, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7421.074, "text": " I know. Highly entertained." }, { "end": 7424.614, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7423.19, "text": " I like her." }, { "end": 7426.121999999999, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7424.614, "text": " I do too." }, { "end": 7435.309, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7426.122, "text": " So, stepping into the interior of the tent,\nthe rocky floor filled with grass and dirt and" }, { "end": 7442.584, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7435.309, "text": "various flattened groundscape on the outskirts of\nthe Ustaloch, you can see a thick, heavy" }, { "end": 7451.7699999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7442.584, "text": "tarp-like material hitting the very edge where the\nheavy dark blue cloth hangs from the sides of the" }, { "end": 7457.686000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7451.77, "text": "tent you're within. You can see where the seating is\nguided across the floor, and there, already in a" }, { "end": 7463.342, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7457.686, "text": "very packed room, you see a few dozen townsfolk\nthat have begun to gather in a semicircle. There" }, { "end": 7467.248, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7463.342, "text": "is the entrance flap of the tent where you guys\nare walking in. As soon as you walk in, you can" }, { "end": 7474.678, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7467.248, "text": "see a central pillar, a heavy column of wood, a\ntree that has been completely rounded off on all" }, { "end": 7480.999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7474.678, "text": "sides, held aloft to carry the top of the canopy\nof the tent itself. And across the way, you can" } ]

[ { "end": 7484.481, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7480.999, "text": "see a larger flap tent that is currently closed\nthat appears to be probably the performers'" }, { "end": 7491.764, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7484.481, "text": "entrance. You can see above you four hanging\nlanterns that glow with what seems like a flicker" }, { "end": 7499.384, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7491.764, "text": "of light, but the pattern to them is consistent,\nmeaning it's not probably natural flame. Children" }, { "end": 7505.187, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7499.384, "text": "and people are beginning to mash around the sides,\nand the space along the edges of the interior of" }, { "end": 7508.558, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7505.187, "text": "this tent is starting to get a little cramped.\nWhere do you guide them, Yasha?" }, { "end": 7511.148, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7508.558, "text": " Did you guys want to sit in the front\nrow?" }, { "end": 7514.2660000000005, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7511.148, "text": " That's what we were told is the best seat in\nthe house." }, { "end": 7516.048, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7514.266, "text": " We want to sit in the front row." }, { "end": 7522.094, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7516.048, "text": " So there's-- if you consider a semicircle\npattern here, there's-- if you're entering, you" }, { "end": 7526.319, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7522.094, "text": "can go front to the right, front to the left,\nfront to the center, anywhere in between. Where" }, { "end": 7528.407, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7526.319, "text": "would you like to be currently sitting?" }, { "end": 7530.653, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7528.407, "text": " Front and center? Or do you want to be on\nthe sides?" }, { "end": 7531.916, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7530.653, "text": " Front and center!" }, { "end": 7533.657, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7531.916, "text": " I take them to the front and center." }, { "end": 7535.398, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7533.657, "text": " Front and center, okay." }, { "end": 7538.825, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7535.398, "text": " I'm going to keep my hand on my meager purse\nfor the evening." }, { "end": 7540.133, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7538.825, "text": " Okay." }, { "end": 7544.8679999999995, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7540.133, "text": " As soon as I sit down, I'm going to pull\nout my sketchbook and draw the moon and the shadow" }, { "end": 7547.406, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7544.868, "text": "card that Molly showed me." }, { "end": 7558.507, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7547.406, "text": " As we're walking over, I say, hey, Yasha,\n'cause I was totally on your shoulder, heard you" }, { "end": 7561.347, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7558.507, "text": "talking about my friend, Jester." }, { "end": 7562.727, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7561.347, "text": " Ah, shit." }, { "end": 7564.0689999999995, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7562.727, "text": " Yeah." }, { "end": 7567.245000000001, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7564.069, "text": " I didn't mean anything by it. I just--" }, { "end": 7572.452, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7567.245, "text": " No, dude. No, she's never mentioned a\nsignificant other, so, I mean." }, { "end": 7577.693, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7572.452, "text": " Oh, I'm not looking for anything, I\njust--" }, { "end": 7579.717000000001, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7577.693, "text": " Will you hold me through the show?" }, { "end": 7583.883, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7579.717, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7589.09, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7583.883, "text": " Like, cradle me?" }, { "end": 7592.138, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7589.09, "text": " That's an extra charge. We do do that,\nthough." }, { "end": 7594.917, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7592.138, "text": " How much?" }, { "end": 7600.648, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7594.917, "text": " Well, it's an extra five gold pieces." }, { "end": 7603.139, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7600.648, "text": " Five gold?" }, { "end": 7606.125, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7603.139, "text": " These arms are worth a lot." }, { "end": 7610.628, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7606.125, "text": " It's a very swaddling hug. You've never\nexperienced anything like it." }, { "end": 7619.04, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7610.628, "text": " It's the best way to see the show, if\nthat's how you want it." }, { "end": 7629.214, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7619.04, "text": " I'll give you five silver just to have\nyour shrug to sit on so my butt's not on the floor." }, { "end": 7633.782, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7629.214, "text": " I don't take off my shrug." }, { "end": 7635.995, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7633.782, "text": " Oh, sorry." }, { "end": 7642.599999999999, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7635.995, "text": " How about you just keep your money and\nI'll put you in a chair and I'll just watch over" }, { "end": 7644.133000000001, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7642.6, "text": "your weapons." }, { "end": 7645.446, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7644.133, "text": " Okay." }, { "end": 7650.222, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7645.446, "text": " So she places you on the ground, as there\nare no chairs." }, { "end": 7653.71, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7650.222, "text": " On the ground, I mean, because there's no\nchairs." }, { "end": 7660.817, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7653.71, "text": " Oh, there's no chairs? Aw. I was picturing\nbenches. That's okay." }, { "end": 7662.612, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7660.817, "text": " There's no benches? Oh, fuck." }, { "end": 7664.783, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7662.612, "text": " Where are they going to transport benches\nfrom place to place?" }, { "end": 7666.225, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7664.783, "text": " That's a good point." }, { "end": 7669.841, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7666.225, "text": " Carnival? I don't know." }, { "end": 7672.9710000000005, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7669.841, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7675.366, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7672.971, "text": " Well, sorry, you have Fletching and Moondrop\nto deal with." }, { "end": 7677.513, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7675.366, "text": " Bring a cushion from home like a regular\nperson." }, { "end": 7682.589, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7677.513, "text": " So, as the music has died down and everyone\nbegins to crowd in and whisper to themselves," }, { "end": 7689.914, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7682.589, "text": "eventually it begins to quiet a bit, everyone\nhaving their seats. The familiar sound of the" }, { "end": 7698.7, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7689.914, "text": "fiddle begins to play, and everyone quickly gets\nquiet, down to a hush. The music seems sourceless" }, { "end": 7706.102, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7698.7, "text": "in the interior of the tent. Everyone begins to\nlook around to see where it may come from. You" }, { "end": 7710.692, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7706.102, "text": "hear points of hushed \"look\"s, pointing off in\ndifferent areas, and at the top of the tent, you" }, { "end": 7719.033, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7710.692, "text": "see, seeming to stretch and fall, like a slow drop\nof water, the man in red you saw earlier descends" }, { "end": 7724.939, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7719.033, "text": "from the top of the tent, but now dressed\nhead-to-toe in a matching deep blue outfit and" }, { "end": 7735.818, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7724.939, "text": "full makeup, to where he appears out of the canopy\nof the tent. He hangs from a rope by one foot," }, { "end": 7743.069, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7735.818, "text": "it's wrapped around and clutched as his foot\ncatches the edge. Playing his violin" }, { "end": 7750.601000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7743.069, "text": "ever-so-slowly as he carefully descends, and then\nat the last moment releases the rope and lands on" }, { "end": 7759.7210000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7750.639, "text": "his feet, continuing the music he's playing. He\nslowly spins as the longer-haired elf leader of" }, { "end": 7764.69, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7759.721, "text": "the earlier parade that you saw, the one that had\nmarked back briefly to your two new friends over" }, { "end": 7769.719, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7764.69, "text": "here, enters the tent from the distant flaps, the\nperformers' entrance, his head now sporting that" }, { "end": 7775.963, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7769.719, "text": "same tall hat, flopping backwards at the apex. He\nextends his arms, removing the hat, and takes a" }, { "end": 7778.346, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7775.963, "text": "deep bow as the crowd begins to clap." }, { "end": 7782.905, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7778.346, "text": "(applause)" }, { "end": 7792.199, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7782.905, "text": " \"Ladies and gentlemen of Trostenwald, I am\nCarnival Master Gustav Fletching, and allow me to" }, { "end": 7799.004999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7792.199, "text": "\"welcome you to the Fletching and Moondrop's\nTraveling Carnival of Curiosities.\"" }, { "end": 7801.7570000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7799.005, "text": "(applause)" }, { "end": 7808.061, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7801.757, "text": " \"I ask you, each and every one of you--\" You\nhear some children giggle as he makes eye contact." }, { "end": 7817.590999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7808.061, "text": "\"--grant us your imaginations this eve but a\ntrifle bit of time, and allow us to reveal a realm" }, { "end": 7828.993, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7817.591, "text": "\"of laughter, mystery, danger, and beauty. I see\nyou've already met Desmond.\" And he gestures" }, { "end": 7835.716, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7828.993, "text": "towards the man in all blue who's playing the\nfiddle. \"He'll be part of our story tonight, so" }, { "end": 7846.827, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7835.716, "text": "\"keep a wily eye for the shifting fool. But first,\nI tell you a tale of two sisters of the Fey.\" And" }, { "end": 7853.983, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7846.827, "text": "as Desmond slowly leaves the tent, you see two\narmored guards by where he is now have entered," }, { "end": 7861.111, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7853.983, "text": "two of the Crown's Guard are stepping by the\nentrance where he walked in, watch him pass. \"Lost" }, { "end": 7870.62, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7861.111, "text": "\"without form into the mazes of the underworld.\nThere, where the body would break, they found a" }, { "end": 7882.449, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7870.62, "text": "\"teacher in a mystical serpent, and the gift they\nreceived was the ability to bend with this maze" }, { "end": 7891.321, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7882.449, "text": "\"that captured them and slither their way back to\nthe surface to reclaim their place in the world." } ]

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Children" }, { "end": 7505.187, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7499.384, "text": "and people are beginning to mash around the sides,\nand the space along the edges of the interior of" }, { "end": 7508.558, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7505.187, "text": "this tent is starting to get a little cramped.\nWhere do you guide them, Yasha?" }, { "end": 7511.148, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7508.558, "text": " Did you guys want to sit in the front\nrow?" }, { "end": 7514.2660000000005, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7511.148, "text": " That's what we were told is the best seat in\nthe house." }, { "end": 7516.048, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7514.266, "text": " We want to sit in the front row." }, { "end": 7522.094, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7516.048, "text": " So there's-- if you consider a semicircle\npattern here, there's-- if you're entering, you" }, { "end": 7526.319, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7522.094, "text": "can go front to the right, front to the left,\nfront to the center, anywhere in between. Where" }, { "end": 7528.407, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7526.319, "text": "would you like to be currently sitting?" }, { "end": 7530.653, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7528.407, "text": " Front and center? Or do you want to be on\nthe sides?" }, { "end": 7531.916, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7530.653, "text": " Front and center!" }, { "end": 7533.657, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7531.916, "text": " I take them to the front and center." }, { "end": 7535.398, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7533.657, "text": " Front and center, okay." }, { "end": 7538.825, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7535.398, "text": " I'm going to keep my hand on my meager purse\nfor the evening." }, { "end": 7540.133, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7538.825, "text": " Okay." }, { "end": 7544.8679999999995, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7540.133, "text": " As soon as I sit down, I'm going to pull\nout my sketchbook and draw the moon and the shadow" }, { "end": 7547.406, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7544.868, "text": "card that Molly showed me." }, { "end": 7558.507, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7547.406, "text": " As we're walking over, I say, hey, Yasha,\n'cause I was totally on your shoulder, heard you" }, { "end": 7561.347, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7558.507, "text": "talking about my friend, Jester." }, { "end": 7562.727, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7561.347, "text": " Ah, shit." }, { "end": 7564.0689999999995, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7562.727, "text": " Yeah." }, { "end": 7567.245000000001, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7564.069, "text": " I didn't mean anything by it. I just--" }, { "end": 7572.452, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7567.245, "text": " No, dude. No, she's never mentioned a\nsignificant other, so, I mean." }, { "end": 7577.693, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7572.452, "text": " Oh, I'm not looking for anything, I\njust--" }, { "end": 7579.717000000001, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7577.693, "text": " Will you hold me through the show?" }, { "end": 7583.883, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7579.717, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7589.09, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7583.883, "text": " Like, cradle me?" }, { "end": 7592.138, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7589.09, "text": " That's an extra charge. We do do that,\nthough." }, { "end": 7594.917, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7592.138, "text": " How much?" }, { "end": 7600.648, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7594.917, "text": " Well, it's an extra five gold pieces." }, { "end": 7603.139, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7600.648, "text": " Five gold?" }, { "end": 7606.125, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7603.139, "text": " These arms are worth a lot." }, { "end": 7610.628, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7606.125, "text": " It's a very swaddling hug. You've never\nexperienced anything like it." }, { "end": 7619.04, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7610.628, "text": " It's the best way to see the show, if\nthat's how you want it." }, { "end": 7629.214, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7619.04, "text": " I'll give you five silver just to have\nyour shrug to sit on so my butt's not on the floor." }, { "end": 7633.782, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7629.214, "text": " I don't take off my shrug." }, { "end": 7635.995, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7633.782, "text": " Oh, sorry." }, { "end": 7642.599999999999, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7635.995, "text": " How about you just keep your money and\nI'll put you in a chair and I'll just watch over" }, { "end": 7644.133000000001, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7642.6, "text": "your weapons." }, { "end": 7645.446, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7644.133, "text": " Okay." }, { "end": 7650.222, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7645.446, "text": " So she places you on the ground, as there\nare no chairs." }, { "end": 7653.71, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7650.222, "text": " On the ground, I mean, because there's no\nchairs." }, { "end": 7660.817, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7653.71, "text": " Oh, there's no chairs? Aw. I was picturing\nbenches. That's okay." }, { "end": 7662.612, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7660.817, "text": " There's no benches? Oh, fuck." }, { "end": 7664.783, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7662.612, "text": " Where are they going to transport benches\nfrom place to place?" }, { "end": 7666.225, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7664.783, "text": " That's a good point." }, { "end": 7669.841, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7666.225, "text": " Carnival? I don't know." }, { "end": 7672.9710000000005, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7669.841, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7675.366, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7672.971, "text": " Well, sorry, you have Fletching and Moondrop\nto deal with." }, { "end": 7677.513, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7675.366, "text": " Bring a cushion from home like a regular\nperson." }, { "end": 7682.589, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7677.513, "text": " So, as the music has died down and everyone\nbegins to crowd in and whisper to themselves," }, { "end": 7689.914, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7682.589, "text": "eventually it begins to quiet a bit, everyone\nhaving their seats. The familiar sound of the" }, { "end": 7698.7, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7689.914, "text": "fiddle begins to play, and everyone quickly gets\nquiet, down to a hush. The music seems sourceless" }, { "end": 7706.102, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7698.7, "text": "in the interior of the tent. Everyone begins to\nlook around to see where it may come from. You" }, { "end": 7710.692, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7706.102, "text": "hear points of hushed \"look\"s, pointing off in\ndifferent areas, and at the top of the tent, you" }, { "end": 7719.033, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7710.692, "text": "see, seeming to stretch and fall, like a slow drop\nof water, the man in red you saw earlier descends" }, { "end": 7724.939, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7719.033, "text": "from the top of the tent, but now dressed\nhead-to-toe in a matching deep blue outfit and" }, { "end": 7735.818, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7724.939, "text": "full makeup, to where he appears out of the canopy\nof the tent. He hangs from a rope by one foot," }, { "end": 7743.069, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7735.818, "text": "it's wrapped around and clutched as his foot\ncatches the edge. Playing his violin" }, { "end": 7750.601000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7743.069, "text": "ever-so-slowly as he carefully descends, and then\nat the last moment releases the rope and lands on" }, { "end": 7759.7210000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7750.639, "text": "his feet, continuing the music he's playing. He\nslowly spins as the longer-haired elf leader of" }, { "end": 7764.69, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7759.721, "text": "the earlier parade that you saw, the one that had\nmarked back briefly to your two new friends over" }, { "end": 7769.719, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7764.69, "text": "here, enters the tent from the distant flaps, the\nperformers' entrance, his head now sporting that" }, { "end": 7775.963, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7769.719, "text": "same tall hat, flopping backwards at the apex. He\nextends his arms, removing the hat, and takes a" }, { "end": 7778.346, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7775.963, "text": "deep bow as the crowd begins to clap." }, { "end": 7782.905, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7778.346, "text": "(applause)" }, { "end": 7792.199, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7782.905, "text": " \"Ladies and gentlemen of Trostenwald, I am\nCarnival Master Gustav Fletching, and allow me to" }, { "end": 7799.004999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7792.199, "text": "\"welcome you to the Fletching and Moondrop's\nTraveling Carnival of Curiosities.\"" }, { "end": 7801.7570000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7799.005, "text": "(applause)" }, { "end": 7808.061, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7801.757, "text": " \"I ask you, each and every one of you--\" You\nhear some children giggle as he makes eye contact." }, { "end": 7817.590999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7808.061, "text": "\"--grant us your imaginations this eve but a\ntrifle bit of time, and allow us to reveal a realm" }, { "end": 7828.993, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7817.591, "text": "\"of laughter, mystery, danger, and beauty. I see\nyou've already met Desmond.\" And he gestures" }, { "end": 7835.716, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7828.993, "text": "towards the man in all blue who's playing the\nfiddle. \"He'll be part of our story tonight, so" }, { "end": 7846.827, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7835.716, "text": "\"keep a wily eye for the shifting fool. But first,\nI tell you a tale of two sisters of the Fey.\" And" }, { "end": 7853.983, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7846.827, "text": "as Desmond slowly leaves the tent, you see two\narmored guards by where he is now have entered," }, { "end": 7861.111, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7853.983, "text": "two of the Crown's Guard are stepping by the\nentrance where he walked in, watch him pass. \"Lost" }, { "end": 7870.62, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7861.111, "text": "\"without form into the mazes of the underworld.\nThere, where the body would break, they found a" }, { "end": 7882.449, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7870.62, "text": "\"teacher in a mystical serpent, and the gift they\nreceived was the ability to bend with this maze" }, { "end": 7891.321, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7882.449, "text": "\"that captured them and slither their way back to\nthe surface to reclaim their place in the world." } ]

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I just--" }, { "end": 7572.452, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7567.245, "text": " No, dude. No, she's never mentioned a\nsignificant other, so, I mean." }, { "end": 7577.693, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7572.452, "text": " Oh, I'm not looking for anything, I\njust--" }, { "end": 7579.717000000001, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7577.693, "text": " Will you hold me through the show?" }, { "end": 7583.883, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7579.717, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7589.09, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7583.883, "text": " Like, cradle me?" }, { "end": 7592.138, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7589.09, "text": " That's an extra charge. We do do that,\nthough." }, { "end": 7594.917, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7592.138, "text": " How much?" }, { "end": 7600.648, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7594.917, "text": " Well, it's an extra five gold pieces." }, { "end": 7603.139, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7600.648, "text": " Five gold?" }, { "end": 7606.125, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7603.139, "text": " These arms are worth a lot." }, { "end": 7610.628, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7606.125, "text": " It's a very swaddling hug. 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I see\nyou've already met Desmond.\" And he gestures" }, { "end": 7835.716, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7828.993, "text": "towards the man in all blue who's playing the\nfiddle. \"He'll be part of our story tonight, so" }, { "end": 7846.827, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7835.716, "text": "\"keep a wily eye for the shifting fool. 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I just--" }, { "end": 7572.452, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7567.245, "text": " No, dude. No, she's never mentioned a\nsignificant other, so, I mean." }, { "end": 7577.693, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7572.452, "text": " Oh, I'm not looking for anything, I\njust--" }, { "end": 7579.717000000001, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7577.693, "text": " Will you hold me through the show?" }, { "end": 7583.883, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7579.717, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7589.09, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7583.883, "text": " Like, cradle me?" }, { "end": 7592.138, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7589.09, "text": " That's an extra charge. We do do that,\nthough." }, { "end": 7594.917, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7592.138, "text": " How much?" }, { "end": 7600.648, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7594.917, "text": " Well, it's an extra five gold pieces." }, { "end": 7603.139, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7600.648, "text": " Five gold?" }, { "end": 7606.125, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7603.139, "text": " These arms are worth a lot." }, { "end": 7610.628, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7606.125, "text": " It's a very swaddling hug. You've never\nexperienced anything like it." }, { "end": 7619.04, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7610.628, "text": " It's the best way to see the show, if\nthat's how you want it." }, { "end": 7629.214, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7619.04, "text": " I'll give you five silver just to have\nyour shrug to sit on so my butt's not on the floor." }, { "end": 7633.782, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7629.214, "text": " I don't take off my shrug." }, { "end": 7635.995, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7633.782, "text": " Oh, sorry." }, { "end": 7642.599999999999, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7635.995, "text": " How about you just keep your money and\nI'll put you in a chair and I'll just watch over" }, { "end": 7644.133000000001, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7642.6, "text": "your weapons." }, { "end": 7645.446, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7644.133, "text": " Okay." }, { "end": 7650.222, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7645.446, "text": " So she places you on the ground, as there\nare no chairs." }, { "end": 7653.71, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7650.222, "text": " On the ground, I mean, because there's no\nchairs." }, { "end": 7660.817, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7653.71, "text": " Oh, there's no chairs? Aw. I was picturing\nbenches. That's okay." }, { "end": 7662.612, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7660.817, "text": " There's no benches? Oh, fuck." }, { "end": 7664.783, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7662.612, "text": " Where are they going to transport benches\nfrom place to place?" }, { "end": 7666.225, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7664.783, "text": " That's a good point." }, { "end": 7669.841, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7666.225, "text": " Carnival? I don't know." }, { "end": 7672.9710000000005, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7669.841, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7675.366, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7672.971, "text": " Well, sorry, you have Fletching and Moondrop\nto deal with." }, { "end": 7677.513, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7675.366, "text": " Bring a cushion from home like a regular\nperson." }, { "end": 7682.589, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7677.513, "text": " So, as the music has died down and everyone\nbegins to crowd in and whisper to themselves," }, { "end": 7689.914, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7682.589, "text": "eventually it begins to quiet a bit, everyone\nhaving their seats. The familiar sound of the" }, { "end": 7698.7, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7689.914, "text": "fiddle begins to play, and everyone quickly gets\nquiet, down to a hush. The music seems sourceless" }, { "end": 7706.102, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7698.7, "text": "in the interior of the tent. Everyone begins to\nlook around to see where it may come from. You" }, { "end": 7710.692, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7706.102, "text": "hear points of hushed \"look\"s, pointing off in\ndifferent areas, and at the top of the tent, you" }, { "end": 7719.033, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7710.692, "text": "see, seeming to stretch and fall, like a slow drop\nof water, the man in red you saw earlier descends" }, { "end": 7724.939, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7719.033, "text": "from the top of the tent, but now dressed\nhead-to-toe in a matching deep blue outfit and" }, { "end": 7735.818, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7724.939, "text": "full makeup, to where he appears out of the canopy\nof the tent. He hangs from a rope by one foot," }, { "end": 7743.069, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7735.818, "text": "it's wrapped around and clutched as his foot\ncatches the edge. Playing his violin" }, { "end": 7750.601000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7743.069, "text": "ever-so-slowly as he carefully descends, and then\nat the last moment releases the rope and lands on" }, { "end": 7759.7210000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7750.639, "text": "his feet, continuing the music he's playing. He\nslowly spins as the longer-haired elf leader of" }, { "end": 7764.69, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7759.721, "text": "the earlier parade that you saw, the one that had\nmarked back briefly to your two new friends over" }, { "end": 7769.719, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7764.69, "text": "here, enters the tent from the distant flaps, the\nperformers' entrance, his head now sporting that" }, { "end": 7775.963, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7769.719, "text": "same tall hat, flopping backwards at the apex. He\nextends his arms, removing the hat, and takes a" }, { "end": 7778.346, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7775.963, "text": "deep bow as the crowd begins to clap." }, { "end": 7782.905, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7778.346, "text": "(applause)" }, { "end": 7792.199, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7782.905, "text": " \"Ladies and gentlemen of Trostenwald, I am\nCarnival Master Gustav Fletching, and allow me to" }, { "end": 7799.004999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7792.199, "text": "\"welcome you to the Fletching and Moondrop's\nTraveling Carnival of Curiosities.\"" }, { "end": 7801.7570000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7799.005, "text": "(applause)" }, { "end": 7808.061, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7801.757, "text": " \"I ask you, each and every one of you--\" You\nhear some children giggle as he makes eye contact." }, { "end": 7817.590999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7808.061, "text": "\"--grant us your imaginations this eve but a\ntrifle bit of time, and allow us to reveal a realm" }, { "end": 7828.993, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7817.591, "text": "\"of laughter, mystery, danger, and beauty. I see\nyou've already met Desmond.\" And he gestures" }, { "end": 7835.716, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7828.993, "text": "towards the man in all blue who's playing the\nfiddle. \"He'll be part of our story tonight, so" }, { "end": 7846.827, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7835.716, "text": "\"keep a wily eye for the shifting fool. But first,\nI tell you a tale of two sisters of the Fey.\" And" }, { "end": 7853.983, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7846.827, "text": "as Desmond slowly leaves the tent, you see two\narmored guards by where he is now have entered," }, { "end": 7861.111, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7853.983, "text": "two of the Crown's Guard are stepping by the\nentrance where he walked in, watch him pass. \"Lost" }, { "end": 7870.62, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7861.111, "text": "\"without form into the mazes of the underworld.\nThere, where the body would break, they found a" }, { "end": 7882.449, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7870.62, "text": "\"teacher in a mystical serpent, and the gift they\nreceived was the ability to bend with this maze" }, { "end": 7891.321, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7882.449, "text": "\"that captured them and slither their way back to\nthe surface to reclaim their place in the world." } ]

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I just--" }, { "end": 7572.452, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7567.245, "text": " No, dude. No, she's never mentioned a\nsignificant other, so, I mean." }, { "end": 7577.693, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7572.452, "text": " Oh, I'm not looking for anything, I\njust--" }, { "end": 7579.717000000001, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7577.693, "text": " Will you hold me through the show?" }, { "end": 7583.883, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7579.717, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7589.09, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7583.883, "text": " Like, cradle me?" }, { "end": 7592.138, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7589.09, "text": " That's an extra charge. We do do that,\nthough." }, { "end": 7594.917, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7592.138, "text": " How much?" }, { "end": 7600.648, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7594.917, "text": " Well, it's an extra five gold pieces." }, { "end": 7603.139, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7600.648, "text": " Five gold?" }, { "end": 7606.125, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7603.139, "text": " These arms are worth a lot." }, { "end": 7610.628, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7606.125, "text": " It's a very swaddling hug. 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I see\nyou've already met Desmond.\" And he gestures" }, { "end": 7835.716, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7828.993, "text": "towards the man in all blue who's playing the\nfiddle. \"He'll be part of our story tonight, so" }, { "end": 7846.827, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7835.716, "text": "\"keep a wily eye for the shifting fool. 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Or do you want to be on\nthe sides?" }, { "end": 7531.916, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7530.653, "text": " Front and center!" }, { "end": 7533.657, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7531.916, "text": " I take them to the front and center." }, { "end": 7535.398, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7533.657, "text": " Front and center, okay." }, { "end": 7538.825, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7535.398, "text": " I'm going to keep my hand on my meager purse\nfor the evening." }, { "end": 7540.133, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7538.825, "text": " Okay." }, { "end": 7544.8679999999995, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7540.133, "text": " As soon as I sit down, I'm going to pull\nout my sketchbook and draw the moon and the shadow" }, { "end": 7547.406, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7544.868, "text": "card that Molly showed me." }, { "end": 7558.507, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7547.406, "text": " As we're walking over, I say, hey, Yasha,\n'cause I was totally on your shoulder, heard you" }, { "end": 7561.347, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7558.507, "text": "talking about my friend, Jester." }, { "end": 7562.727, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7561.347, "text": " Ah, shit." }, { "end": 7564.0689999999995, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7562.727, "text": " Yeah." }, { "end": 7567.245000000001, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7564.069, "text": " I didn't mean anything by it. I just--" }, { "end": 7572.452, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7567.245, "text": " No, dude. No, she's never mentioned a\nsignificant other, so, I mean." }, { "end": 7577.693, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7572.452, "text": " Oh, I'm not looking for anything, I\njust--" }, { "end": 7579.717000000001, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7577.693, "text": " Will you hold me through the show?" }, { "end": 7583.883, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7579.717, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7589.09, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7583.883, "text": " Like, cradle me?" }, { "end": 7592.138, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7589.09, "text": " That's an extra charge. We do do that,\nthough." }, { "end": 7594.917, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7592.138, "text": " How much?" }, { "end": 7600.648, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7594.917, "text": " Well, it's an extra five gold pieces." }, { "end": 7603.139, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7600.648, "text": " Five gold?" }, { "end": 7606.125, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7603.139, "text": " These arms are worth a lot." }, { "end": 7610.628, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7606.125, "text": " It's a very swaddling hug. You've never\nexperienced anything like it." }, { "end": 7619.04, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7610.628, "text": " It's the best way to see the show, if\nthat's how you want it." }, { "end": 7629.214, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7619.04, "text": " I'll give you five silver just to have\nyour shrug to sit on so my butt's not on the floor." }, { "end": 7633.782, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7629.214, "text": " I don't take off my shrug." }, { "end": 7635.995, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7633.782, "text": " Oh, sorry." }, { "end": 7642.599999999999, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7635.995, "text": " How about you just keep your money and\nI'll put you in a chair and I'll just watch over" }, { "end": 7644.133000000001, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7642.6, "text": "your weapons." }, { "end": 7645.446, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7644.133, "text": " Okay." }, { "end": 7650.222, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7645.446, "text": " So she places you on the ground, as there\nare no chairs." }, { "end": 7653.71, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7650.222, "text": " On the ground, I mean, because there's no\nchairs." }, { "end": 7660.817, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7653.71, "text": " Oh, there's no chairs? Aw. I was picturing\nbenches. That's okay." }, { "end": 7662.612, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7660.817, "text": " There's no benches? Oh, fuck." }, { "end": 7664.783, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7662.612, "text": " Where are they going to transport benches\nfrom place to place?" }, { "end": 7666.225, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7664.783, "text": " That's a good point." }, { "end": 7669.841, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7666.225, "text": " Carnival? I don't know." }, { "end": 7672.9710000000005, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7669.841, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7675.366, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7672.971, "text": " Well, sorry, you have Fletching and Moondrop\nto deal with." }, { "end": 7677.513, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7675.366, "text": " Bring a cushion from home like a regular\nperson." }, { "end": 7682.589, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7677.513, "text": " So, as the music has died down and everyone\nbegins to crowd in and whisper to themselves," }, { "end": 7689.914, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7682.589, "text": "eventually it begins to quiet a bit, everyone\nhaving their seats. The familiar sound of the" }, { "end": 7698.7, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7689.914, "text": "fiddle begins to play, and everyone quickly gets\nquiet, down to a hush. The music seems sourceless" }, { "end": 7706.102, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7698.7, "text": "in the interior of the tent. Everyone begins to\nlook around to see where it may come from. You" }, { "end": 7710.692, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7706.102, "text": "hear points of hushed \"look\"s, pointing off in\ndifferent areas, and at the top of the tent, you" }, { "end": 7719.033, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7710.692, "text": "see, seeming to stretch and fall, like a slow drop\nof water, the man in red you saw earlier descends" }, { "end": 7724.939, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7719.033, "text": "from the top of the tent, but now dressed\nhead-to-toe in a matching deep blue outfit and" }, { "end": 7735.818, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7724.939, "text": "full makeup, to where he appears out of the canopy\nof the tent. He hangs from a rope by one foot," }, { "end": 7743.069, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7735.818, "text": "it's wrapped around and clutched as his foot\ncatches the edge. Playing his violin" }, { "end": 7750.601000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7743.069, "text": "ever-so-slowly as he carefully descends, and then\nat the last moment releases the rope and lands on" }, { "end": 7759.7210000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7750.639, "text": "his feet, continuing the music he's playing. He\nslowly spins as the longer-haired elf leader of" }, { "end": 7764.69, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7759.721, "text": "the earlier parade that you saw, the one that had\nmarked back briefly to your two new friends over" }, { "end": 7769.719, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7764.69, "text": "here, enters the tent from the distant flaps, the\nperformers' entrance, his head now sporting that" }, { "end": 7775.963, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7769.719, "text": "same tall hat, flopping backwards at the apex. He\nextends his arms, removing the hat, and takes a" }, { "end": 7778.346, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7775.963, "text": "deep bow as the crowd begins to clap." }, { "end": 7782.905, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7778.346, "text": "(applause)" }, { "end": 7792.199, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7782.905, "text": " \"Ladies and gentlemen of Trostenwald, I am\nCarnival Master Gustav Fletching, and allow me to" }, { "end": 7799.004999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7792.199, "text": "\"welcome you to the Fletching and Moondrop's\nTraveling Carnival of Curiosities.\"" }, { "end": 7801.7570000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7799.005, "text": "(applause)" }, { "end": 7808.061, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7801.757, "text": " \"I ask you, each and every one of you--\" You\nhear some children giggle as he makes eye contact." }, { "end": 7817.590999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7808.061, "text": "\"--grant us your imaginations this eve but a\ntrifle bit of time, and allow us to reveal a realm" }, { "end": 7828.993, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7817.591, "text": "\"of laughter, mystery, danger, and beauty. I see\nyou've already met Desmond.\" And he gestures" }, { "end": 7835.716, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7828.993, "text": "towards the man in all blue who's playing the\nfiddle. \"He'll be part of our story tonight, so" }, { "end": 7846.827, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7835.716, "text": "\"keep a wily eye for the shifting fool. But first,\nI tell you a tale of two sisters of the Fey.\" And" }, { "end": 7853.983, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7846.827, "text": "as Desmond slowly leaves the tent, you see two\narmored guards by where he is now have entered," }, { "end": 7861.111, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7853.983, "text": "two of the Crown's Guard are stepping by the\nentrance where he walked in, watch him pass. \"Lost" }, { "end": 7870.62, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7861.111, "text": "\"without form into the mazes of the underworld.\nThere, where the body would break, they found a" }, { "end": 7882.449, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7870.62, "text": "\"teacher in a mystical serpent, and the gift they\nreceived was the ability to bend with this maze" }, { "end": 7891.321, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7882.449, "text": "\"that captured them and slither their way back to\nthe surface to reclaim their place in the world." } ]

[ { "end": 7484.481, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7480.999, "text": "see a larger flap tent that is currently closed\nthat appears to be probably the performers'" }, { "end": 7491.764, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7484.481, "text": "entrance. You can see above you four hanging\nlanterns that glow with what seems like a flicker" }, { "end": 7499.384, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7491.764, "text": "of light, but the pattern to them is consistent,\nmeaning it's not probably natural flame. Children" }, { "end": 7505.187, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7499.384, "text": "and people are beginning to mash around the sides,\nand the space along the edges of the interior of" }, { "end": 7508.558, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7505.187, "text": "this tent is starting to get a little cramped.\nWhere do you guide them, Yasha?" }, { "end": 7511.148, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7508.558, "text": " Did you guys want to sit in the front\nrow?" }, { "end": 7514.2660000000005, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7511.148, "text": " That's what we were told is the best seat in\nthe house." }, { "end": 7516.048, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7514.266, "text": " We want to sit in the front row." }, { "end": 7522.094, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7516.048, "text": " So there's-- if you consider a semicircle\npattern here, there's-- if you're entering, you" }, { "end": 7526.319, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7522.094, "text": "can go front to the right, front to the left,\nfront to the center, anywhere in between. Where" }, { "end": 7528.407, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7526.319, "text": "would you like to be currently sitting?" }, { "end": 7530.653, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7528.407, "text": " Front and center? Or do you want to be on\nthe sides?" }, { "end": 7531.916, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7530.653, "text": " Front and center!" }, { "end": 7533.657, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7531.916, "text": " I take them to the front and center." }, { "end": 7535.398, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7533.657, "text": " Front and center, okay." }, { "end": 7538.825, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 7535.398, "text": " I'm going to keep my hand on my meager purse\nfor the evening." }, { "end": 7540.133, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7538.825, "text": " Okay." }, { "end": 7544.8679999999995, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7540.133, "text": " As soon as I sit down, I'm going to pull\nout my sketchbook and draw the moon and the shadow" }, { "end": 7547.406, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7544.868, "text": "card that Molly showed me." }, { "end": 7558.507, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7547.406, "text": " As we're walking over, I say, hey, Yasha,\n'cause I was totally on your shoulder, heard you" }, { "end": 7561.347, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7558.507, "text": "talking about my friend, Jester." }, { "end": 7562.727, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7561.347, "text": " Ah, shit." }, { "end": 7564.0689999999995, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7562.727, "text": " Yeah." }, { "end": 7567.245000000001, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7564.069, "text": " I didn't mean anything by it. I just--" }, { "end": 7572.452, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7567.245, "text": " No, dude. No, she's never mentioned a\nsignificant other, so, I mean." }, { "end": 7577.693, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7572.452, "text": " Oh, I'm not looking for anything, I\njust--" }, { "end": 7579.717000000001, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7577.693, "text": " Will you hold me through the show?" }, { "end": 7583.883, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7579.717, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7589.09, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7583.883, "text": " Like, cradle me?" }, { "end": 7592.138, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7589.09, "text": " That's an extra charge. We do do that,\nthough." }, { "end": 7594.917, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7592.138, "text": " How much?" }, { "end": 7600.648, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7594.917, "text": " Well, it's an extra five gold pieces." }, { "end": 7603.139, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7600.648, "text": " Five gold?" }, { "end": 7606.125, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7603.139, "text": " These arms are worth a lot." }, { "end": 7610.628, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7606.125, "text": " It's a very swaddling hug. You've never\nexperienced anything like it." }, { "end": 7619.04, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7610.628, "text": " It's the best way to see the show, if\nthat's how you want it." }, { "end": 7629.214, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7619.04, "text": " I'll give you five silver just to have\nyour shrug to sit on so my butt's not on the floor." }, { "end": 7633.782, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7629.214, "text": " I don't take off my shrug." }, { "end": 7635.995, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7633.782, "text": " Oh, sorry." }, { "end": 7642.599999999999, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7635.995, "text": " How about you just keep your money and\nI'll put you in a chair and I'll just watch over" }, { "end": 7644.133000000001, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7642.6, "text": "your weapons." }, { "end": 7645.446, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 7644.133, "text": " Okay." }, { "end": 7650.222, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7645.446, "text": " So she places you on the ground, as there\nare no chairs." }, { "end": 7653.71, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7650.222, "text": " On the ground, I mean, because there's no\nchairs." }, { "end": 7660.817, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7653.71, "text": " Oh, there's no chairs? Aw. I was picturing\nbenches. That's okay." }, { "end": 7662.612, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7660.817, "text": " There's no benches? Oh, fuck." }, { "end": 7664.783, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7662.612, "text": " Where are they going to transport benches\nfrom place to place?" }, { "end": 7666.225, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 7664.783, "text": " That's a good point." }, { "end": 7669.841, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7666.225, "text": " Carnival? I don't know." }, { "end": 7672.9710000000005, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 7669.841, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7675.366, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7672.971, "text": " Well, sorry, you have Fletching and Moondrop\nto deal with." }, { "end": 7677.513, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 7675.366, "text": " Bring a cushion from home like a regular\nperson." }, { "end": 7682.589, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7677.513, "text": " So, as the music has died down and everyone\nbegins to crowd in and whisper to themselves," }, { "end": 7689.914, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7682.589, "text": "eventually it begins to quiet a bit, everyone\nhaving their seats. The familiar sound of the" }, { "end": 7698.7, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7689.914, "text": "fiddle begins to play, and everyone quickly gets\nquiet, down to a hush. The music seems sourceless" }, { "end": 7706.102, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7698.7, "text": "in the interior of the tent. Everyone begins to\nlook around to see where it may come from. You" }, { "end": 7710.692, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7706.102, "text": "hear points of hushed \"look\"s, pointing off in\ndifferent areas, and at the top of the tent, you" }, { "end": 7719.033, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7710.692, "text": "see, seeming to stretch and fall, like a slow drop\nof water, the man in red you saw earlier descends" }, { "end": 7724.939, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7719.033, "text": "from the top of the tent, but now dressed\nhead-to-toe in a matching deep blue outfit and" }, { "end": 7735.818, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7724.939, "text": "full makeup, to where he appears out of the canopy\nof the tent. He hangs from a rope by one foot," }, { "end": 7743.069, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7735.818, "text": "it's wrapped around and clutched as his foot\ncatches the edge. Playing his violin" }, { "end": 7750.601000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7743.069, "text": "ever-so-slowly as he carefully descends, and then\nat the last moment releases the rope and lands on" }, { "end": 7759.7210000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7750.639, "text": "his feet, continuing the music he's playing. He\nslowly spins as the longer-haired elf leader of" }, { "end": 7764.69, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7759.721, "text": "the earlier parade that you saw, the one that had\nmarked back briefly to your two new friends over" }, { "end": 7769.719, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7764.69, "text": "here, enters the tent from the distant flaps, the\nperformers' entrance, his head now sporting that" }, { "end": 7775.963, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7769.719, "text": "same tall hat, flopping backwards at the apex. He\nextends his arms, removing the hat, and takes a" }, { "end": 7778.346, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7775.963, "text": "deep bow as the crowd begins to clap." }, { "end": 7782.905, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7778.346, "text": "(applause)" }, { "end": 7792.199, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7782.905, "text": " \"Ladies and gentlemen of Trostenwald, I am\nCarnival Master Gustav Fletching, and allow me to" }, { "end": 7799.004999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7792.199, "text": "\"welcome you to the Fletching and Moondrop's\nTraveling Carnival of Curiosities.\"" }, { "end": 7801.7570000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7799.005, "text": "(applause)" }, { "end": 7808.061, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7801.757, "text": " \"I ask you, each and every one of you--\" You\nhear some children giggle as he makes eye contact." }, { "end": 7817.590999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7808.061, "text": "\"--grant us your imaginations this eve but a\ntrifle bit of time, and allow us to reveal a realm" }, { "end": 7828.993, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7817.591, "text": "\"of laughter, mystery, danger, and beauty. I see\nyou've already met Desmond.\" And he gestures" }, { "end": 7835.716, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7828.993, "text": "towards the man in all blue who's playing the\nfiddle. \"He'll be part of our story tonight, so" }, { "end": 7846.827, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7835.716, "text": "\"keep a wily eye for the shifting fool. But first,\nI tell you a tale of two sisters of the Fey.\" And" }, { "end": 7853.983, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7846.827, "text": "as Desmond slowly leaves the tent, you see two\narmored guards by where he is now have entered," }, { "end": 7861.111, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7853.983, "text": "two of the Crown's Guard are stepping by the\nentrance where he walked in, watch him pass. \"Lost" }, { "end": 7870.62, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7861.111, "text": "\"without form into the mazes of the underworld.\nThere, where the body would break, they found a" }, { "end": 7882.449, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7870.62, "text": "\"teacher in a mystical serpent, and the gift they\nreceived was the ability to bend with this maze" }, { "end": 7891.321, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7882.449, "text": "\"that captured them and slither their way back to\nthe surface to reclaim their place in the world." } ]

[ { "end": 7902.175, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7891.321, "text": "\"May I present to you Mona and Yuli, the Knot\nSisters.\" As he slowly backs through the" }, { "end": 7909.178, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7902.175, "text": "performers' entrance, the two halfling dancers you\nsaw earlier, in the full bodysuits, emerge from" }, { "end": 7917.244, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7909.178, "text": "behind the Carnival Master as he discreetly exits.\nThey sport serpentine makeup, scales affixed to" }, { "end": 7926.025, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7917.244, "text": "the sides of their face and arms. Approaching the\ncentral spire, the pole that holds the tent up," }, { "end": 7932.218, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7926.025, "text": "one immediately leaps onto the shoulders of the\nother, bending her back a near-impossible amount," }, { "end": 7939.096, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7932.218, "text": "creating this humanoid sculpture that you see the\nfront row cringe at the idea of the pain that" }, { "end": 7944.853999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7939.096, "text": "would cause an average individual. But these\nhalflings are very nimble and able to create" }, { "end": 7952.602, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7944.854, "text": "almost a single form out of two bodies. Their\nrigid form becomes fluid to the eye as they move" }, { "end": 7957.697999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7952.602, "text": "and shift to the music, the violin now sourceless\nonce again, not seeing where this Desmond is" }, { "end": 7961.795, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7957.698, "text": "placed, but they seem to move as it picks up\nspeed." }, { "end": 7963.994, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7961.795, "text": " (whispers) It's like the serpent we fought,\nyou guys!" }, { "end": 7967.290999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7963.994, "text": " I was expecting more Ringling Brothers,\nactually." }, { "end": 7969.593, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7967.291, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7974.2789999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7969.593, "text": " Suddenly, the top one folds over and slams\ninto the ground, tumbling across the center in a" }, { "end": 7980.512000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7974.279, "text": "wild display of physical control. The two of them\nbegin to tangle and wrap like two battling snakes," }, { "end": 7988.362, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7980.512, "text": "their bodies seemingly disconnecting from the\nrigid halfling forms you had seen, and you swear," }, { "end": 7996.305, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7988.362, "text": "for a moment, becoming serpentine-like as they\nintertwine around the base of this pole. It's" }, { "end": 8000.737, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7996.305, "text": "beautiful and violent at the same time. It's\noff-putting. And watch as they curl around the" }, { "end": 8007.645, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8000.737, "text": "base of this pole, the lights above begin to\nbecome a dull greenish-blue, and get darker and" }, { "end": 8014.8330000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8007.645, "text": "darker, presenting this imagery of the underworld.\nOne by one, they silently tell a tale of struggle," }, { "end": 8023.763, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8014.833, "text": "crawling across one, then the other, one at a\ntime, using their serpentine-like forms as an" }, { "end": 8029.596, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8023.763, "text": "extending ladder, folding over each other as they\nuse every muscle in their body to cling around" }, { "end": 8039.018999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8029.596, "text": "this pole and ladder-step up like a snake. It's a\nvery strange but alluring sight, and you can't" }, { "end": 8044.901, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8039.019, "text": "help but notice that you forget that these are two\nhalfling girls, and you find yourself pulled into" }, { "end": 8052.840999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8044.901, "text": "this wordless story they tell of climbing back to\ntheir place, to the surface, towards the dark sky" }, { "end": 8058.705, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8052.841, "text": "of lightless blue cloth. As the baubles that\ncontain the interior light of the tent begin to" }, { "end": 8064.342, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8058.705, "text": "glow brighter and brighter, their climbing becomes\nmore fevered. The two of them, arm into arm, leg" }, { "end": 8069.516, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8064.342, "text": "into leg, rolling up and swirling, until\neventually at the apex they grab each other's arms" }, { "end": 8076.039, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8069.516, "text": "around the pole before spinning downward,\nback-to-back, legs outward, with a rapid pace, the" }, { "end": 8083.804, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8076.039, "text": "music coming to a full crescendo. Like a Maypole,\nthey both curl and twirl and then tumble to the" }, { "end": 8089.272, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8083.804, "text": "ground before the audience with a flourish, arms\nin the air, and the audience erupts in applause." }, { "end": 8092.232, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8089.272, "text": "(applause)" }, { "end": 8098.616, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8092.232, "text": " As they both begin to back away, smiles on\ntheir faces, nodding to each other, Gustav emerges" }, { "end": 8105.3, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8098.616, "text": "once more from the performers' flap. The fool\nappears at the back entrance again, taking an" }, { "end": 8113.773, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8105.3, "text": "ominous tune with his violin this time, his outfit\nno longer blue but deepset black. The hanging" }, { "end": 8124.204, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8113.773, "text": "lights darken once again as Gustav takes the\ncenter stage. \"In a flash, beyond the ash, the" }, { "end": 8135.683, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8124.204, "text": "\"gods all went and gone. The darkness came to\ngrasp, reclaim, and suffocate the dawn.\" Suddenly," }, { "end": 8143.898, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8135.683, "text": "out of the darkness behind him, a burst of flame\nlights the room. \"But from that night, a burning" }, { "end": 8153.0830000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8143.898, "text": "\"light doth keep back shadows' bane. The strength\nto fight will set alight the morning sun again." }, { "end": 8161.174, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8153.083, "text": "\"Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Ornna the\nfire fairy.\" And Gustav leaves the tent once more." }, { "end": 8169.349, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8161.174, "text": "As you watch, a pair of metallic fans, alight with\nflame, now frame the beautiful woman of short red" }, { "end": 8176.639, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8169.349, "text": "hair you had seen before in the procession. Gustav\nslinks into the darkness and vanishes as Ornna" }, { "end": 8181.932, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8176.639, "text": "spins in hypnotic twirl, her simple dress of golds\nand reds almost glowing in the firelight around" }, { "end": 8186.335, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8181.932, "text": "her, the flickering of the flames giving her the\nvisage of a warrior-goddess battling the dark that" }, { "end": 8191.101, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8186.335, "text": "surrounds. The frenzied fiddle of the fool picks\nup as she twirls the fans in her grasp, her face" }, { "end": 8196.258, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8191.101, "text": "stoic and graceful simultaneously. The hushed awe\nof the audience fills the air, watching this" }, { "end": 8201.045, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8196.258, "text": "magnificent warrior strike at the shadows, the\nlights above flickering brighter with each spin" }, { "end": 8206.281, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8201.045, "text": "and dive, banishing the shadows from the room. She\nmatches the pace of the music, drawing to a" }, { "end": 8210.504, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8206.281, "text": "crescendo, and leaps, and barrel-turns and\nclimaxes with her striking a powerful pose as the" }, { "end": 8215.662, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8210.504, "text": "lights rocket to a victorious luminescence. Once\nagain, the crowd goes crazy." }, { "end": 8218.664, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8215.662, "text": "(applause)" }, { "end": 8221.399000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8218.664, "text": " This is really different than most\ncarnivals that I've gone to." }, { "end": 8223.298999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8221.399, "text": " It's very artistic, yeah." }, { "end": 8238.431, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8223.299, "text": " Gustav enters as she exits with a bow, the\nfans flickering out. He enters clapping at Ornna. A" }, { "end": 8247.349, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8238.431, "text": "low drumbeat begins to beat in the distance as the\nfiddle grows tense once more. \"Even as the sun" }, { "end": 8258.527, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8247.349, "text": "\"would rise anew, bellowing roars will quake the\nlands of Xhorhas and beyond. Terrible beasts, now" }, { "end": 8271.248, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8258.527, "text": "\"freed from their dark masters, scattered into our\nworld.\" (roars) A terrible, guttural roar shakes" } ]

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Their\nrigid form becomes fluid to the eye as they move" }, { "end": 7957.697999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7952.602, "text": "and shift to the music, the violin now sourceless\nonce again, not seeing where this Desmond is" }, { "end": 7961.795, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7957.698, "text": "placed, but they seem to move as it picks up\nspeed." }, { "end": 7963.994, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7961.795, "text": " (whispers) It's like the serpent we fought,\nyou guys!" }, { "end": 7967.290999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7963.994, "text": " I was expecting more Ringling Brothers,\nactually." }, { "end": 7969.593, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7967.291, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7974.2789999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7969.593, "text": " Suddenly, the top one folds over and slams\ninto the ground, tumbling across the center in a" }, { "end": 7980.512000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7974.279, "text": "wild display of physical control. 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The strength\nto fight will set alight the morning sun again." }, { "end": 8161.174, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8153.083, "text": "\"Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Ornna the\nfire fairy.\" And Gustav leaves the tent once more." }, { "end": 8169.349, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8161.174, "text": "As you watch, a pair of metallic fans, alight with\nflame, now frame the beautiful woman of short red" }, { "end": 8176.639, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8169.349, "text": "hair you had seen before in the procession. Gustav\nslinks into the darkness and vanishes as Ornna" }, { "end": 8181.932, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8176.639, "text": "spins in hypnotic twirl, her simple dress of golds\nand reds almost glowing in the firelight around" }, { "end": 8186.335, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8181.932, "text": "her, the flickering of the flames giving her the\nvisage of a warrior-goddess battling the dark that" }, { "end": 8191.101, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8186.335, "text": "surrounds. 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The hanging" }, { "end": 8124.204, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8113.773, "text": "lights darken once again as Gustav takes the\ncenter stage. \"In a flash, beyond the ash, the" }, { "end": 8135.683, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8124.204, "text": "\"gods all went and gone. The darkness came to\ngrasp, reclaim, and suffocate the dawn.\" Suddenly," }, { "end": 8143.898, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8135.683, "text": "out of the darkness behind him, a burst of flame\nlights the room. \"But from that night, a burning" }, { "end": 8153.0830000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8143.898, "text": "\"light doth keep back shadows' bane. The strength\nto fight will set alight the morning sun again." }, { "end": 8161.174, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8153.083, "text": "\"Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Ornna the\nfire fairy.\" And Gustav leaves the tent once more." }, { "end": 8169.349, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8161.174, "text": "As you watch, a pair of metallic fans, alight with\nflame, now frame the beautiful woman of short red" }, { "end": 8176.639, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8169.349, "text": "hair you had seen before in the procession. Gustav\nslinks into the darkness and vanishes as Ornna" }, { "end": 8181.932, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8176.639, "text": "spins in hypnotic twirl, her simple dress of golds\nand reds almost glowing in the firelight around" }, { "end": 8186.335, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8181.932, "text": "her, the flickering of the flames giving her the\nvisage of a warrior-goddess battling the dark that" }, { "end": 8191.101, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8186.335, "text": "surrounds. The frenzied fiddle of the fool picks\nup as she twirls the fans in her grasp, her face" }, { "end": 8196.258, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8191.101, "text": "stoic and graceful simultaneously. The hushed awe\nof the audience fills the air, watching this" }, { "end": 8201.045, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8196.258, "text": "magnificent warrior strike at the shadows, the\nlights above flickering brighter with each spin" }, { "end": 8206.281, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8201.045, "text": "and dive, banishing the shadows from the room. She\nmatches the pace of the music, drawing to a" }, { "end": 8210.504, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8206.281, "text": "crescendo, and leaps, and barrel-turns and\nclimaxes with her striking a powerful pose as the" }, { "end": 8215.662, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8210.504, "text": "lights rocket to a victorious luminescence. Once\nagain, the crowd goes crazy." }, { "end": 8218.664, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8215.662, "text": "(applause)" }, { "end": 8221.399000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8218.664, "text": " This is really different than most\ncarnivals that I've gone to." }, { "end": 8223.298999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8221.399, "text": " It's very artistic, yeah." }, { "end": 8238.431, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8223.299, "text": " Gustav enters as she exits with a bow, the\nfans flickering out. He enters clapping at Ornna. A" }, { "end": 8247.349, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8238.431, "text": "low drumbeat begins to beat in the distance as the\nfiddle grows tense once more. \"Even as the sun" }, { "end": 8258.527, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8247.349, "text": "\"would rise anew, bellowing roars will quake the\nlands of Xhorhas and beyond. Terrible beasts, now" }, { "end": 8271.248, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8258.527, "text": "\"freed from their dark masters, scattered into our\nworld.\" (roars) A terrible, guttural roar shakes" } ]

[ { "end": 7902.175, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7891.321, "text": "\"May I present to you Mona and Yuli, the Knot\nSisters.\" As he slowly backs through the" }, { "end": 7909.178, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7902.175, "text": "performers' entrance, the two halfling dancers you\nsaw earlier, in the full bodysuits, emerge from" }, { "end": 7917.244, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7909.178, "text": "behind the Carnival Master as he discreetly exits.\nThey sport serpentine makeup, scales affixed to" }, { "end": 7926.025, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7917.244, "text": "the sides of their face and arms. Approaching the\ncentral spire, the pole that holds the tent up," }, { "end": 7932.218, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7926.025, "text": "one immediately leaps onto the shoulders of the\nother, bending her back a near-impossible amount," }, { "end": 7939.096, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7932.218, "text": "creating this humanoid sculpture that you see the\nfront row cringe at the idea of the pain that" }, { "end": 7944.853999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7939.096, "text": "would cause an average individual. But these\nhalflings are very nimble and able to create" }, { "end": 7952.602, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7944.854, "text": "almost a single form out of two bodies. Their\nrigid form becomes fluid to the eye as they move" }, { "end": 7957.697999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7952.602, "text": "and shift to the music, the violin now sourceless\nonce again, not seeing where this Desmond is" }, { "end": 7961.795, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7957.698, "text": "placed, but they seem to move as it picks up\nspeed." }, { "end": 7963.994, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 7961.795, "text": " (whispers) It's like the serpent we fought,\nyou guys!" }, { "end": 7967.290999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7963.994, "text": " I was expecting more Ringling Brothers,\nactually." }, { "end": 7969.593, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 7967.291, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7974.2789999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7969.593, "text": " Suddenly, the top one folds over and slams\ninto the ground, tumbling across the center in a" }, { "end": 7980.512000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7974.279, "text": "wild display of physical control. The two of them\nbegin to tangle and wrap like two battling snakes," }, { "end": 7988.362, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7980.512, "text": "their bodies seemingly disconnecting from the\nrigid halfling forms you had seen, and you swear," }, { "end": 7996.305, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7988.362, "text": "for a moment, becoming serpentine-like as they\nintertwine around the base of this pole. It's" }, { "end": 8000.737, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7996.305, "text": "beautiful and violent at the same time. It's\noff-putting. And watch as they curl around the" }, { "end": 8007.645, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8000.737, "text": "base of this pole, the lights above begin to\nbecome a dull greenish-blue, and get darker and" }, { "end": 8014.8330000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8007.645, "text": "darker, presenting this imagery of the underworld.\nOne by one, they silently tell a tale of struggle," }, { "end": 8023.763, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8014.833, "text": "crawling across one, then the other, one at a\ntime, using their serpentine-like forms as an" }, { "end": 8029.596, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8023.763, "text": "extending ladder, folding over each other as they\nuse every muscle in their body to cling around" }, { "end": 8039.018999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8029.596, "text": "this pole and ladder-step up like a snake. It's a\nvery strange but alluring sight, and you can't" }, { "end": 8044.901, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8039.019, "text": "help but notice that you forget that these are two\nhalfling girls, and you find yourself pulled into" }, { "end": 8052.840999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8044.901, "text": "this wordless story they tell of climbing back to\ntheir place, to the surface, towards the dark sky" }, { "end": 8058.705, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8052.841, "text": "of lightless blue cloth. As the baubles that\ncontain the interior light of the tent begin to" }, { "end": 8064.342, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8058.705, "text": "glow brighter and brighter, their climbing becomes\nmore fevered. The two of them, arm into arm, leg" }, { "end": 8069.516, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8064.342, "text": "into leg, rolling up and swirling, until\neventually at the apex they grab each other's arms" }, { "end": 8076.039, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8069.516, "text": "around the pole before spinning downward,\nback-to-back, legs outward, with a rapid pace, the" }, { "end": 8083.804, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8076.039, "text": "music coming to a full crescendo. Like a Maypole,\nthey both curl and twirl and then tumble to the" }, { "end": 8089.272, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8083.804, "text": "ground before the audience with a flourish, arms\nin the air, and the audience erupts in applause." }, { "end": 8092.232, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8089.272, "text": "(applause)" }, { "end": 8098.616, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8092.232, "text": " As they both begin to back away, smiles on\ntheir faces, nodding to each other, Gustav emerges" }, { "end": 8105.3, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8098.616, "text": "once more from the performers' flap. The fool\nappears at the back entrance again, taking an" }, { "end": 8113.773, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8105.3, "text": "ominous tune with his violin this time, his outfit\nno longer blue but deepset black. The hanging" }, { "end": 8124.204, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8113.773, "text": "lights darken once again as Gustav takes the\ncenter stage. \"In a flash, beyond the ash, the" }, { "end": 8135.683, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8124.204, "text": "\"gods all went and gone. The darkness came to\ngrasp, reclaim, and suffocate the dawn.\" Suddenly," }, { "end": 8143.898, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8135.683, "text": "out of the darkness behind him, a burst of flame\nlights the room. \"But from that night, a burning" }, { "end": 8153.0830000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8143.898, "text": "\"light doth keep back shadows' bane. The strength\nto fight will set alight the morning sun again." }, { "end": 8161.174, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8153.083, "text": "\"Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Ornna the\nfire fairy.\" And Gustav leaves the tent once more." }, { "end": 8169.349, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8161.174, "text": "As you watch, a pair of metallic fans, alight with\nflame, now frame the beautiful woman of short red" }, { "end": 8176.639, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8169.349, "text": "hair you had seen before in the procession. Gustav\nslinks into the darkness and vanishes as Ornna" }, { "end": 8181.932, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8176.639, "text": "spins in hypnotic twirl, her simple dress of golds\nand reds almost glowing in the firelight around" }, { "end": 8186.335, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8181.932, "text": "her, the flickering of the flames giving her the\nvisage of a warrior-goddess battling the dark that" }, { "end": 8191.101, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8186.335, "text": "surrounds. The frenzied fiddle of the fool picks\nup as she twirls the fans in her grasp, her face" }, { "end": 8196.258, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8191.101, "text": "stoic and graceful simultaneously. The hushed awe\nof the audience fills the air, watching this" }, { "end": 8201.045, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8196.258, "text": "magnificent warrior strike at the shadows, the\nlights above flickering brighter with each spin" }, { "end": 8206.281, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8201.045, "text": "and dive, banishing the shadows from the room. She\nmatches the pace of the music, drawing to a" }, { "end": 8210.504, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8206.281, "text": "crescendo, and leaps, and barrel-turns and\nclimaxes with her striking a powerful pose as the" }, { "end": 8215.662, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8210.504, "text": "lights rocket to a victorious luminescence. Once\nagain, the crowd goes crazy." }, { "end": 8218.664, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8215.662, "text": "(applause)" }, { "end": 8221.399000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8218.664, "text": " This is really different than most\ncarnivals that I've gone to." }, { "end": 8223.298999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8221.399, "text": " It's very artistic, yeah." }, { "end": 8238.431, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8223.299, "text": " Gustav enters as she exits with a bow, the\nfans flickering out. He enters clapping at Ornna. A" }, { "end": 8247.349, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8238.431, "text": "low drumbeat begins to beat in the distance as the\nfiddle grows tense once more. \"Even as the sun" }, { "end": 8258.527, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8247.349, "text": "\"would rise anew, bellowing roars will quake the\nlands of Xhorhas and beyond. Terrible beasts, now" }, { "end": 8271.248, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8258.527, "text": "\"freed from their dark masters, scattered into our\nworld.\" (roars) A terrible, guttural roar shakes" } ]

[ { "end": 8277.47, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8271.248, "text": "the room, followed by the sounds of grinding and\ndragged chains. From behind the performers' flap," }, { "end": 8284.145999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8277.47, "text": "the half-orc, Bo, who you'd met earlier, the\nBreaker, and the fool, who is now still playing" }, { "end": 8290.807, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8284.146, "text": "the fiddle, yet the bow of it continues to go on\nits own as he drags the other chain with his arm," }, { "end": 8298.597000000002, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8290.807, "text": "wrapped around his forearm. The two of them pull\nsomething through the flap. It swells, and from" }, { "end": 8306.449, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8298.597, "text": "beneath it is revealed an enormous creature of\ngreen scales, slimy-looking skin, and a corpulent" }, { "end": 8313.891, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8306.449, "text": "form, large toad-like legs frame a rotund torso,\nand muscular arms that are manacled and pulling" }, { "end": 8319.847, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8313.891, "text": "him in. It fights and wrestles against the taut\nchains as it's pulled further and further towards" }, { "end": 8327.372, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8319.847, "text": "the center of the tent, but is held in place by\nthe two men. It roars a second time. (roars) The" }, { "end": 8332.08, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8327.372, "text": "front row immediately pulling back and screaming.\nYou hear kids begin to cry. A handful of townsfolk" }, { "end": 8335.788, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8332.08, "text": "shoot to their feet, grasping the children in\nfear, preparing to run." }, { "end": 8337.902, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8335.788, "text": " Have we ever seen anything like this\nbefore?" }, { "end": 8339.13, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8337.902, "text": " Yeah, what's it look like?" }, { "end": 8342.725999999999, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8339.13, "text": " Well, he just described what it looked\nlike." }, { "end": 8345.126, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8342.726, "text": " By name." }, { "end": 8352.288, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8345.126, "text": " You have not seen this creature. Gustav\ncontinues, seemingly unflinched by its approach." }, { "end": 8360.684000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8352.288, "text": "\"The devil-toad crawls hungrily--\"" }, { "end": 8363.296999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8360.684, "text": " But what does it look like?" }, { "end": 8365.089, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8363.297, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 8373.221, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8365.089, "text": " \"--into the land of the free folk, lording\nover nightmares as they say, and what truth lies" }, { "end": 8379.73, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8373.221, "text": "\"behind the eyes of this beast? What would be\nlearned when the guiding heart of innocence" }, { "end": 8388.364, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8379.73, "text": "\"pierces the hateful soul and brings it to see\nbeauty for the first time? I present to you the" }, { "end": 8397.317, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8388.364, "text": "\"vivid voice of Toya.\" And as Gustav backs away,\nthe devil-toad struggling against the chains, a" }, { "end": 8403.317, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8397.317, "text": "soft, faint voice begins to slowly emanate from\nthe air--" }, { "end": 8405.445, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8403.317, "text": "(a voice appears in the background music)" }, { "end": 8409.675, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8405.445, "text": "(exclamations)" }, { "end": 8417.554, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8409.675, "text": " Eyes previously locked on the frightening\ncreature now seek a source and find, atop a" }, { "end": 8427.888, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8417.554, "text": "platform within the chamber, high up on a small\nplatform set against the apex of the pole, a young" }, { "end": 8437.193000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8427.888, "text": "dwarven girl, maybe 12 years of age, her braided\ngolden hair clasped and her hands at her side, a" }, { "end": 8446.573999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8437.193, "text": "white dress obscuring her feet. She sings with a\nmystifying, mature voice that pierces your hearts" }, { "end": 8456.877, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8446.574, "text": "with joy, unexpectedly and uncontrollably. The\ncrowd audibly gasps as one, the entrancing song of" }, { "end": 8464.378, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8456.877, "text": "this girl bringing every person into this music.\nThe devil-toad stops struggling against the" }, { "end": 8471.533000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8464.378, "text": "chains, seemingly caught by the sound of her\nvoice. Its face drops into a soft smile as it" }, { "end": 8480.571, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8471.533, "text": "slowly walks towards the base of the pole and\nsits. The half-orc and the fool drop the chains and" }, { "end": 8488.121, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8480.571, "text": "back away, leaving the beast free in its rapture.\nHer voice almost begins to summon a chorus from" }, { "end": 8500.069, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8488.121, "text": "the ether, magical in nature, as there are no\nothers but her joining into this piece. Her smile" }, { "end": 8506.889, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8500.069, "text": "is infectious, and you can't tear your eyes away.\nYou only now realize the tears down your cheeks," }, { "end": 8516.295999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8506.889, "text": "but you cannot break your gaze. From the front row\nof the audience, on the left, a man stands up, his" }, { "end": 8523.872, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8516.296, "text": "arms outstretched towards her. His dirtied cloak\nfalls away, his face and skin wracked with age." }, { "end": 8534.612, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8523.872, "text": "You see his legs shaking as he stands, his cheeks\nwet with tears. He shouts (exclaims). His arms" }, { "end": 8543.456999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8534.612, "text": "drop and clutch his chest. Gurgles a burst of vocal pain\nonce more, and folks nearest to him begin to lean" }, { "end": 8557.259, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8543.457, "text": "away as he begins to shake. You glance over as the\nold man yells out once more, as the skin on his" }, { "end": 8565.94, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8557.259, "text": "arms suddenly begins to tear, the bones splitting\nfrom the flesh, writhing, cracking. Dust and blood" }, { "end": 8570.802, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8565.94, "text": "shake from his wounds as his form swells. Screams\nbegin to ring out from the audience around him," }, { "end": 8575.836, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8570.802, "text": "people rising up and running for the exit. Chaos\nbreaks into the room around you. Toya's song" }, { "end": 8579.991, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8575.836, "text": "abruptly ends, the little girl looking down with\nfright in her eyes, the devil-toad glancing about" }, { "end": 8585.175, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8579.991, "text": "worriedly, the half-orc and the fool rushing up\nbeside him to look at the transforming man. The" }, { "end": 8591.430999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8585.175, "text": "half-orc yells, escorting patrons to the exit,\n\"Everyone! Leave the tent now! Kylre--\" As he" }, { "end": 8596.327000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8591.431, "text": "points to the devil-toad. \"--get her to safety.\"\nThe devil-toad glances up and leaps with a sudden" }, { "end": 8602.298999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8596.327, "text": "gust of strength to the top and grabs the center\npole of the room as it begins to almost quiver to" }, { "end": 8607.653, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8602.299, "text": "his weight. He grabs the little girl safely under\nhis arm and leaps back down. What are you all doing?" }, { "end": 8609.248, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8607.653, "text": " I invoke Duplicity." }, { "end": 8616.082, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8609.248, "text": " You watch as her form suddenly dissipates\ninto multiple seemingly copies of her form as" }, { "end": 8616.969000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8616.082, "text": "Jester." }, { "end": 8618.947999999999, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 8616.969, "text": " Yasha? We're going to need those weapons\nback." }, { "end": 8626.169, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8618.948, "text": " I turn to Mollymauk and go, man, I\nthought it was kind of lame at first, but this is" }, { "end": 8627.427, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8626.169, "text": "awesome!" }, { "end": 8628.867, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 8627.427, "text": " Everyone get out right now." }, { "end": 8630.225, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8628.867, "text": " This isn't part of the show?" }, { "end": 8631.407000000001, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 8630.225, "text": " Not part of the show." }, { "end": 8633.532, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8631.407, "text": " It's too artsy." }, { "end": 8642.741999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8633.532, "text": " The old man's body stops quaking, his flesh\nnow grey and mangled like an ancient tree trunk." }, { "end": 8650.081, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8642.742, "text": "He turns, his eyes blood-red and bulging, his lips\ncurled into a horrifying grimace. The two Crown's" }, { "end": 8653.272, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8650.081, "text": "Guard begin to try and make their way through the\npanicked crowd, but the people, like a wave of" }, { "end": 8656.787, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8653.272, "text": "chaos, are keeping them at bay. I need everyone to\nroll initiative." }, { "end": 8659.321, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8656.787, "text": "(yelling)" }, { "end": 8663.861, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 8659.321, "text": " The miniatures come out, guys!" }, { "end": 8665.904, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 8663.861, "text": " First map!" }, { "end": 8668.715, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 8665.904, "text": "(yelling)" }, { "end": 8671.204, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8668.715, "text": " I rolled a natural one." }, { "end": 8674.124, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8671.204, "text": " That bodes well." } ]

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It swells, and from" }, { "end": 8306.449, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8298.597, "text": "beneath it is revealed an enormous creature of\ngreen scales, slimy-looking skin, and a corpulent" }, { "end": 8313.891, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8306.449, "text": "form, large toad-like legs frame a rotund torso,\nand muscular arms that are manacled and pulling" }, { "end": 8319.847, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8313.891, "text": "him in. It fights and wrestles against the taut\nchains as it's pulled further and further towards" }, { "end": 8327.372, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8319.847, "text": "the center of the tent, but is held in place by\nthe two men. It roars a second time. (roars) The" }, { "end": 8332.08, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8327.372, "text": "front row immediately pulling back and screaming.\nYou hear kids begin to cry. A handful of townsfolk" }, { "end": 8335.788, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8332.08, "text": "shoot to their feet, grasping the children in\nfear, preparing to run." }, { "end": 8337.902, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8335.788, "text": " Have we ever seen anything like this\nbefore?" }, { "end": 8339.13, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8337.902, "text": " Yeah, what's it look like?" }, { "end": 8342.725999999999, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8339.13, "text": " Well, he just described what it looked\nlike." }, { "end": 8345.126, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8342.726, "text": " By name." }, { "end": 8352.288, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8345.126, "text": " You have not seen this creature. Gustav\ncontinues, seemingly unflinched by its approach." }, { "end": 8360.684000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8352.288, "text": "\"The devil-toad crawls hungrily--\"" }, { "end": 8363.296999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8360.684, "text": " But what does it look like?" }, { "end": 8365.089, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8363.297, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 8373.221, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8365.089, "text": " \"--into the land of the free folk, lording\nover nightmares as they say, and what truth lies" }, { "end": 8379.73, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8373.221, "text": "\"behind the eyes of this beast? What would be\nlearned when the guiding heart of innocence" }, { "end": 8388.364, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8379.73, "text": "\"pierces the hateful soul and brings it to see\nbeauty for the first time? I present to you the" }, { "end": 8397.317, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8388.364, "text": "\"vivid voice of Toya.\" And as Gustav backs away,\nthe devil-toad struggling against the chains, a" }, { "end": 8403.317, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8397.317, "text": "soft, faint voice begins to slowly emanate from\nthe air--" }, { "end": 8405.445, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8403.317, "text": "(a voice appears in the background music)" }, { "end": 8409.675, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8405.445, "text": "(exclamations)" }, { "end": 8417.554, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8409.675, "text": " Eyes previously locked on the frightening\ncreature now seek a source and find, atop a" }, { "end": 8427.888, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8417.554, "text": "platform within the chamber, high up on a small\nplatform set against the apex of the pole, a young" }, { "end": 8437.193000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8427.888, "text": "dwarven girl, maybe 12 years of age, her braided\ngolden hair clasped and her hands at her side, a" }, { "end": 8446.573999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8437.193, "text": "white dress obscuring her feet. She sings with a\nmystifying, mature voice that pierces your hearts" }, { "end": 8456.877, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8446.574, "text": "with joy, unexpectedly and uncontrollably. The\ncrowd audibly gasps as one, the entrancing song of" }, { "end": 8464.378, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8456.877, "text": "this girl bringing every person into this music.\nThe devil-toad stops struggling against the" }, { "end": 8471.533000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8464.378, "text": "chains, seemingly caught by the sound of her\nvoice. Its face drops into a soft smile as it" }, { "end": 8480.571, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8471.533, "text": "slowly walks towards the base of the pole and\nsits. The half-orc and the fool drop the chains and" }, { "end": 8488.121, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8480.571, "text": "back away, leaving the beast free in its rapture.\nHer voice almost begins to summon a chorus from" }, { "end": 8500.069, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8488.121, "text": "the ether, magical in nature, as there are no\nothers but her joining into this piece. Her smile" }, { "end": 8506.889, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8500.069, "text": "is infectious, and you can't tear your eyes away.\nYou only now realize the tears down your cheeks," }, { "end": 8516.295999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8506.889, "text": "but you cannot break your gaze. From the front row\nof the audience, on the left, a man stands up, his" }, { "end": 8523.872, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8516.296, "text": "arms outstretched towards her. His dirtied cloak\nfalls away, his face and skin wracked with age." }, { "end": 8534.612, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8523.872, "text": "You see his legs shaking as he stands, his cheeks\nwet with tears. He shouts (exclaims). His arms" }, { "end": 8543.456999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8534.612, "text": "drop and clutch his chest. Gurgles a burst of vocal pain\nonce more, and folks nearest to him begin to lean" }, { "end": 8557.259, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8543.457, "text": "away as he begins to shake. You glance over as the\nold man yells out once more, as the skin on his" }, { "end": 8565.94, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8557.259, "text": "arms suddenly begins to tear, the bones splitting\nfrom the flesh, writhing, cracking. Dust and blood" }, { "end": 8570.802, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8565.94, "text": "shake from his wounds as his form swells. Screams\nbegin to ring out from the audience around him," }, { "end": 8575.836, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8570.802, "text": "people rising up and running for the exit. Chaos\nbreaks into the room around you. Toya's song" }, { "end": 8579.991, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8575.836, "text": "abruptly ends, the little girl looking down with\nfright in her eyes, the devil-toad glancing about" }, { "end": 8585.175, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8579.991, "text": "worriedly, the half-orc and the fool rushing up\nbeside him to look at the transforming man. The" }, { "end": 8591.430999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8585.175, "text": "half-orc yells, escorting patrons to the exit,\n\"Everyone! Leave the tent now! Kylre--\" As he" }, { "end": 8596.327000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8591.431, "text": "points to the devil-toad. \"--get her to safety.\"\nThe devil-toad glances up and leaps with a sudden" }, { "end": 8602.298999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8596.327, "text": "gust of strength to the top and grabs the center\npole of the room as it begins to almost quiver to" }, { "end": 8607.653, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8602.299, "text": "his weight. He grabs the little girl safely under\nhis arm and leaps back down. What are you all doing?" }, { "end": 8609.248, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8607.653, "text": " I invoke Duplicity." }, { "end": 8616.082, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8609.248, "text": " You watch as her form suddenly dissipates\ninto multiple seemingly copies of her form as" }, { "end": 8616.969000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8616.082, "text": "Jester." }, { "end": 8618.947999999999, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 8616.969, "text": " Yasha? We're going to need those weapons\nback." }, { "end": 8626.169, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8618.948, "text": " I turn to Mollymauk and go, man, I\nthought it was kind of lame at first, but this is" }, { "end": 8627.427, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8626.169, "text": "awesome!" }, { "end": 8628.867, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 8627.427, "text": " Everyone get out right now." }, { "end": 8630.225, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8628.867, "text": " This isn't part of the show?" }, { "end": 8631.407000000001, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 8630.225, "text": " Not part of the show." }, { "end": 8633.532, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8631.407, "text": " It's too artsy." }, { "end": 8642.741999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8633.532, "text": " The old man's body stops quaking, his flesh\nnow grey and mangled like an ancient tree trunk." }, { "end": 8650.081, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8642.742, "text": "He turns, his eyes blood-red and bulging, his lips\ncurled into a horrifying grimace. The two Crown's" }, { "end": 8653.272, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8650.081, "text": "Guard begin to try and make their way through the\npanicked crowd, but the people, like a wave of" }, { "end": 8656.787, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8653.272, "text": "chaos, are keeping them at bay. I need everyone to\nroll initiative." }, { "end": 8659.321, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8656.787, "text": "(yelling)" }, { "end": 8663.861, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 8659.321, "text": " The miniatures come out, guys!" }, { "end": 8665.904, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 8663.861, "text": " First map!" }, { "end": 8668.715, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 8665.904, "text": "(yelling)" }, { "end": 8671.204, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8668.715, "text": " I rolled a natural one." }, { "end": 8674.124, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8671.204, "text": " That bodes well." } ]

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It swells, and from" }, { "end": 8306.449, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8298.597, "text": "beneath it is revealed an enormous creature of\ngreen scales, slimy-looking skin, and a corpulent" }, { "end": 8313.891, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8306.449, "text": "form, large toad-like legs frame a rotund torso,\nand muscular arms that are manacled and pulling" }, { "end": 8319.847, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8313.891, "text": "him in. It fights and wrestles against the taut\nchains as it's pulled further and further towards" }, { "end": 8327.372, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8319.847, "text": "the center of the tent, but is held in place by\nthe two men. It roars a second time. (roars) The" }, { "end": 8332.08, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8327.372, "text": "front row immediately pulling back and screaming.\nYou hear kids begin to cry. A handful of townsfolk" }, { "end": 8335.788, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8332.08, "text": "shoot to their feet, grasping the children in\nfear, preparing to run." }, { "end": 8337.902, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8335.788, "text": " Have we ever seen anything like this\nbefore?" }, { "end": 8339.13, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8337.902, "text": " Yeah, what's it look like?" }, { "end": 8342.725999999999, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8339.13, "text": " Well, he just described what it looked\nlike." }, { "end": 8345.126, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8342.726, "text": " By name." }, { "end": 8352.288, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8345.126, "text": " You have not seen this creature. Gustav\ncontinues, seemingly unflinched by its approach." }, { "end": 8360.684000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8352.288, "text": "\"The devil-toad crawls hungrily--\"" }, { "end": 8363.296999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8360.684, "text": " But what does it look like?" }, { "end": 8365.089, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8363.297, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 8373.221, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8365.089, "text": " \"--into the land of the free folk, lording\nover nightmares as they say, and what truth lies" }, { "end": 8379.73, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8373.221, "text": "\"behind the eyes of this beast? What would be\nlearned when the guiding heart of innocence" }, { "end": 8388.364, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8379.73, "text": "\"pierces the hateful soul and brings it to see\nbeauty for the first time? I present to you the" }, { "end": 8397.317, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8388.364, "text": "\"vivid voice of Toya.\" And as Gustav backs away,\nthe devil-toad struggling against the chains, a" }, { "end": 8403.317, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8397.317, "text": "soft, faint voice begins to slowly emanate from\nthe air--" }, { "end": 8405.445, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8403.317, "text": "(a voice appears in the background music)" }, { "end": 8409.675, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8405.445, "text": "(exclamations)" }, { "end": 8417.554, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8409.675, "text": " Eyes previously locked on the frightening\ncreature now seek a source and find, atop a" }, { "end": 8427.888, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8417.554, "text": "platform within the chamber, high up on a small\nplatform set against the apex of the pole, a young" }, { "end": 8437.193000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8427.888, "text": "dwarven girl, maybe 12 years of age, her braided\ngolden hair clasped and her hands at her side, a" }, { "end": 8446.573999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8437.193, "text": "white dress obscuring her feet. 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The half-orc and the fool drop the chains and" }, { "end": 8488.121, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8480.571, "text": "back away, leaving the beast free in its rapture.\nHer voice almost begins to summon a chorus from" }, { "end": 8500.069, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8488.121, "text": "the ether, magical in nature, as there are no\nothers but her joining into this piece. Her smile" }, { "end": 8506.889, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8500.069, "text": "is infectious, and you can't tear your eyes away.\nYou only now realize the tears down your cheeks," }, { "end": 8516.295999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8506.889, "text": "but you cannot break your gaze. From the front row\nof the audience, on the left, a man stands up, his" }, { "end": 8523.872, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8516.296, "text": "arms outstretched towards her. His dirtied cloak\nfalls away, his face and skin wracked with age." }, { "end": 8534.612, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8523.872, "text": "You see his legs shaking as he stands, his cheeks\nwet with tears. He shouts (exclaims). His arms" }, { "end": 8543.456999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8534.612, "text": "drop and clutch his chest. Gurgles a burst of vocal pain\nonce more, and folks nearest to him begin to lean" }, { "end": 8557.259, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8543.457, "text": "away as he begins to shake. You glance over as the\nold man yells out once more, as the skin on his" }, { "end": 8565.94, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8557.259, "text": "arms suddenly begins to tear, the bones splitting\nfrom the flesh, writhing, cracking. Dust and blood" }, { "end": 8570.802, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8565.94, "text": "shake from his wounds as his form swells. Screams\nbegin to ring out from the audience around him," }, { "end": 8575.836, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8570.802, "text": "people rising up and running for the exit. Chaos\nbreaks into the room around you. Toya's song" }, { "end": 8579.991, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8575.836, "text": "abruptly ends, the little girl looking down with\nfright in her eyes, the devil-toad glancing about" }, { "end": 8585.175, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8579.991, "text": "worriedly, the half-orc and the fool rushing up\nbeside him to look at the transforming man. The" }, { "end": 8591.430999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8585.175, "text": "half-orc yells, escorting patrons to the exit,\n\"Everyone! Leave the tent now! Kylre--\" As he" }, { "end": 8596.327000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8591.431, "text": "points to the devil-toad. \"--get her to safety.\"\nThe devil-toad glances up and leaps with a sudden" }, { "end": 8602.298999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8596.327, "text": "gust of strength to the top and grabs the center\npole of the room as it begins to almost quiver to" }, { "end": 8607.653, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8602.299, "text": "his weight. He grabs the little girl safely under\nhis arm and leaps back down. What are you all doing?" }, { "end": 8609.248, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8607.653, "text": " I invoke Duplicity." }, { "end": 8616.082, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8609.248, "text": " You watch as her form suddenly dissipates\ninto multiple seemingly copies of her form as" }, { "end": 8616.969000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8616.082, "text": "Jester." }, { "end": 8618.947999999999, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 8616.969, "text": " Yasha? We're going to need those weapons\nback." }, { "end": 8626.169, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8618.948, "text": " I turn to Mollymauk and go, man, I\nthought it was kind of lame at first, but this is" }, { "end": 8627.427, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8626.169, "text": "awesome!" }, { "end": 8628.867, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 8627.427, "text": " Everyone get out right now." }, { "end": 8630.225, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8628.867, "text": " This isn't part of the show?" }, { "end": 8631.407000000001, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 8630.225, "text": " Not part of the show." }, { "end": 8633.532, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8631.407, "text": " It's too artsy." }, { "end": 8642.741999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8633.532, "text": " The old man's body stops quaking, his flesh\nnow grey and mangled like an ancient tree trunk." }, { "end": 8650.081, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8642.742, "text": "He turns, his eyes blood-red and bulging, his lips\ncurled into a horrifying grimace. The two Crown's" }, { "end": 8653.272, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8650.081, "text": "Guard begin to try and make their way through the\npanicked crowd, but the people, like a wave of" }, { "end": 8656.787, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8653.272, "text": "chaos, are keeping them at bay. I need everyone to\nroll initiative." }, { "end": 8659.321, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8656.787, "text": "(yelling)" }, { "end": 8663.861, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 8659.321, "text": " The miniatures come out, guys!" }, { "end": 8665.904, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 8663.861, "text": " First map!" }, { "end": 8668.715, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 8665.904, "text": "(yelling)" }, { "end": 8671.204, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8668.715, "text": " I rolled a natural one." }, { "end": 8674.124, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8671.204, "text": " That bodes well." } ]

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It swells, and from" }, { "end": 8306.449, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8298.597, "text": "beneath it is revealed an enormous creature of\ngreen scales, slimy-looking skin, and a corpulent" }, { "end": 8313.891, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8306.449, "text": "form, large toad-like legs frame a rotund torso,\nand muscular arms that are manacled and pulling" }, { "end": 8319.847, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8313.891, "text": "him in. It fights and wrestles against the taut\nchains as it's pulled further and further towards" }, { "end": 8327.372, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8319.847, "text": "the center of the tent, but is held in place by\nthe two men. It roars a second time. (roars) The" }, { "end": 8332.08, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8327.372, "text": "front row immediately pulling back and screaming.\nYou hear kids begin to cry. A handful of townsfolk" }, { "end": 8335.788, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8332.08, "text": "shoot to their feet, grasping the children in\nfear, preparing to run." }, { "end": 8337.902, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8335.788, "text": " Have we ever seen anything like this\nbefore?" }, { "end": 8339.13, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8337.902, "text": " Yeah, what's it look like?" }, { "end": 8342.725999999999, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8339.13, "text": " Well, he just described what it looked\nlike." }, { "end": 8345.126, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8342.726, "text": " By name." }, { "end": 8352.288, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8345.126, "text": " You have not seen this creature. Gustav\ncontinues, seemingly unflinched by its approach." }, { "end": 8360.684000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8352.288, "text": "\"The devil-toad crawls hungrily--\"" }, { "end": 8363.296999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8360.684, "text": " But what does it look like?" }, { "end": 8365.089, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8363.297, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 8373.221, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8365.089, "text": " \"--into the land of the free folk, lording\nover nightmares as they say, and what truth lies" }, { "end": 8379.73, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8373.221, "text": "\"behind the eyes of this beast? What would be\nlearned when the guiding heart of innocence" }, { "end": 8388.364, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8379.73, "text": "\"pierces the hateful soul and brings it to see\nbeauty for the first time? I present to you the" }, { "end": 8397.317, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8388.364, "text": "\"vivid voice of Toya.\" And as Gustav backs away,\nthe devil-toad struggling against the chains, a" }, { "end": 8403.317, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8397.317, "text": "soft, faint voice begins to slowly emanate from\nthe air--" }, { "end": 8405.445, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8403.317, "text": "(a voice appears in the background music)" }, { "end": 8409.675, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8405.445, "text": "(exclamations)" }, { "end": 8417.554, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8409.675, "text": " Eyes previously locked on the frightening\ncreature now seek a source and find, atop a" }, { "end": 8427.888, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8417.554, "text": "platform within the chamber, high up on a small\nplatform set against the apex of the pole, a young" }, { "end": 8437.193000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8427.888, "text": "dwarven girl, maybe 12 years of age, her braided\ngolden hair clasped and her hands at her side, a" }, { "end": 8446.573999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8437.193, "text": "white dress obscuring her feet. She sings with a\nmystifying, mature voice that pierces your hearts" }, { "end": 8456.877, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8446.574, "text": "with joy, unexpectedly and uncontrollably. The\ncrowd audibly gasps as one, the entrancing song of" }, { "end": 8464.378, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8456.877, "text": "this girl bringing every person into this music.\nThe devil-toad stops struggling against the" }, { "end": 8471.533000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8464.378, "text": "chains, seemingly caught by the sound of her\nvoice. Its face drops into a soft smile as it" }, { "end": 8480.571, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8471.533, "text": "slowly walks towards the base of the pole and\nsits. The half-orc and the fool drop the chains and" }, { "end": 8488.121, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8480.571, "text": "back away, leaving the beast free in its rapture.\nHer voice almost begins to summon a chorus from" }, { "end": 8500.069, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8488.121, "text": "the ether, magical in nature, as there are no\nothers but her joining into this piece. Her smile" }, { "end": 8506.889, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8500.069, "text": "is infectious, and you can't tear your eyes away.\nYou only now realize the tears down your cheeks," }, { "end": 8516.295999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8506.889, "text": "but you cannot break your gaze. From the front row\nof the audience, on the left, a man stands up, his" }, { "end": 8523.872, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8516.296, "text": "arms outstretched towards her. His dirtied cloak\nfalls away, his face and skin wracked with age." }, { "end": 8534.612, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8523.872, "text": "You see his legs shaking as he stands, his cheeks\nwet with tears. He shouts (exclaims). His arms" }, { "end": 8543.456999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8534.612, "text": "drop and clutch his chest. Gurgles a burst of vocal pain\nonce more, and folks nearest to him begin to lean" }, { "end": 8557.259, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8543.457, "text": "away as he begins to shake. You glance over as the\nold man yells out once more, as the skin on his" }, { "end": 8565.94, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8557.259, "text": "arms suddenly begins to tear, the bones splitting\nfrom the flesh, writhing, cracking. Dust and blood" }, { "end": 8570.802, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8565.94, "text": "shake from his wounds as his form swells. Screams\nbegin to ring out from the audience around him," }, { "end": 8575.836, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8570.802, "text": "people rising up and running for the exit. Chaos\nbreaks into the room around you. Toya's song" }, { "end": 8579.991, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8575.836, "text": "abruptly ends, the little girl looking down with\nfright in her eyes, the devil-toad glancing about" }, { "end": 8585.175, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8579.991, "text": "worriedly, the half-orc and the fool rushing up\nbeside him to look at the transforming man. The" }, { "end": 8591.430999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8585.175, "text": "half-orc yells, escorting patrons to the exit,\n\"Everyone! Leave the tent now! Kylre--\" As he" }, { "end": 8596.327000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8591.431, "text": "points to the devil-toad. \"--get her to safety.\"\nThe devil-toad glances up and leaps with a sudden" }, { "end": 8602.298999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8596.327, "text": "gust of strength to the top and grabs the center\npole of the room as it begins to almost quiver to" }, { "end": 8607.653, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8602.299, "text": "his weight. He grabs the little girl safely under\nhis arm and leaps back down. What are you all doing?" }, { "end": 8609.248, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8607.653, "text": " I invoke Duplicity." }, { "end": 8616.082, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8609.248, "text": " You watch as her form suddenly dissipates\ninto multiple seemingly copies of her form as" }, { "end": 8616.969000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8616.082, "text": "Jester." }, { "end": 8618.947999999999, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 8616.969, "text": " Yasha? We're going to need those weapons\nback." }, { "end": 8626.169, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8618.948, "text": " I turn to Mollymauk and go, man, I\nthought it was kind of lame at first, but this is" }, { "end": 8627.427, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8626.169, "text": "awesome!" }, { "end": 8628.867, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 8627.427, "text": " Everyone get out right now." }, { "end": 8630.225, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8628.867, "text": " This isn't part of the show?" }, { "end": 8631.407000000001, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 8630.225, "text": " Not part of the show." }, { "end": 8633.532, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8631.407, "text": " It's too artsy." }, { "end": 8642.741999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8633.532, "text": " The old man's body stops quaking, his flesh\nnow grey and mangled like an ancient tree trunk." }, { "end": 8650.081, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8642.742, "text": "He turns, his eyes blood-red and bulging, his lips\ncurled into a horrifying grimace. The two Crown's" }, { "end": 8653.272, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8650.081, "text": "Guard begin to try and make their way through the\npanicked crowd, but the people, like a wave of" }, { "end": 8656.787, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8653.272, "text": "chaos, are keeping them at bay. I need everyone to\nroll initiative." }, { "end": 8659.321, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8656.787, "text": "(yelling)" }, { "end": 8663.861, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 8659.321, "text": " The miniatures come out, guys!" }, { "end": 8665.904, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 8663.861, "text": " First map!" }, { "end": 8668.715, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 8665.904, "text": "(yelling)" }, { "end": 8671.204, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8668.715, "text": " I rolled a natural one." }, { "end": 8674.124, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8671.204, "text": " That bodes well." } ]

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It swells, and from" }, { "end": 8306.449, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8298.597, "text": "beneath it is revealed an enormous creature of\ngreen scales, slimy-looking skin, and a corpulent" }, { "end": 8313.891, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8306.449, "text": "form, large toad-like legs frame a rotund torso,\nand muscular arms that are manacled and pulling" }, { "end": 8319.847, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8313.891, "text": "him in. It fights and wrestles against the taut\nchains as it's pulled further and further towards" }, { "end": 8327.372, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8319.847, "text": "the center of the tent, but is held in place by\nthe two men. It roars a second time. (roars) The" }, { "end": 8332.08, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8327.372, "text": "front row immediately pulling back and screaming.\nYou hear kids begin to cry. A handful of townsfolk" }, { "end": 8335.788, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8332.08, "text": "shoot to their feet, grasping the children in\nfear, preparing to run." }, { "end": 8337.902, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8335.788, "text": " Have we ever seen anything like this\nbefore?" }, { "end": 8339.13, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8337.902, "text": " Yeah, what's it look like?" }, { "end": 8342.725999999999, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8339.13, "text": " Well, he just described what it looked\nlike." }, { "end": 8345.126, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8342.726, "text": " By name." }, { "end": 8352.288, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8345.126, "text": " You have not seen this creature. Gustav\ncontinues, seemingly unflinched by its approach." }, { "end": 8360.684000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8352.288, "text": "\"The devil-toad crawls hungrily--\"" }, { "end": 8363.296999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8360.684, "text": " But what does it look like?" }, { "end": 8365.089, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8363.297, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 8373.221, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8365.089, "text": " \"--into the land of the free folk, lording\nover nightmares as they say, and what truth lies" }, { "end": 8379.73, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8373.221, "text": "\"behind the eyes of this beast? What would be\nlearned when the guiding heart of innocence" }, { "end": 8388.364, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8379.73, "text": "\"pierces the hateful soul and brings it to see\nbeauty for the first time? I present to you the" }, { "end": 8397.317, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8388.364, "text": "\"vivid voice of Toya.\" And as Gustav backs away,\nthe devil-toad struggling against the chains, a" }, { "end": 8403.317, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8397.317, "text": "soft, faint voice begins to slowly emanate from\nthe air--" }, { "end": 8405.445, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8403.317, "text": "(a voice appears in the background music)" }, { "end": 8409.675, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8405.445, "text": "(exclamations)" }, { "end": 8417.554, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8409.675, "text": " Eyes previously locked on the frightening\ncreature now seek a source and find, atop a" }, { "end": 8427.888, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8417.554, "text": "platform within the chamber, high up on a small\nplatform set against the apex of the pole, a young" }, { "end": 8437.193000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8427.888, "text": "dwarven girl, maybe 12 years of age, her braided\ngolden hair clasped and her hands at her side, a" }, { "end": 8446.573999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8437.193, "text": "white dress obscuring her feet. She sings with a\nmystifying, mature voice that pierces your hearts" }, { "end": 8456.877, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8446.574, "text": "with joy, unexpectedly and uncontrollably. The\ncrowd audibly gasps as one, the entrancing song of" }, { "end": 8464.378, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8456.877, "text": "this girl bringing every person into this music.\nThe devil-toad stops struggling against the" }, { "end": 8471.533000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8464.378, "text": "chains, seemingly caught by the sound of her\nvoice. Its face drops into a soft smile as it" }, { "end": 8480.571, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8471.533, "text": "slowly walks towards the base of the pole and\nsits. The half-orc and the fool drop the chains and" }, { "end": 8488.121, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8480.571, "text": "back away, leaving the beast free in its rapture.\nHer voice almost begins to summon a chorus from" }, { "end": 8500.069, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8488.121, "text": "the ether, magical in nature, as there are no\nothers but her joining into this piece. Her smile" }, { "end": 8506.889, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8500.069, "text": "is infectious, and you can't tear your eyes away.\nYou only now realize the tears down your cheeks," }, { "end": 8516.295999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8506.889, "text": "but you cannot break your gaze. From the front row\nof the audience, on the left, a man stands up, his" }, { "end": 8523.872, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8516.296, "text": "arms outstretched towards her. His dirtied cloak\nfalls away, his face and skin wracked with age." }, { "end": 8534.612, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8523.872, "text": "You see his legs shaking as he stands, his cheeks\nwet with tears. He shouts (exclaims). His arms" }, { "end": 8543.456999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8534.612, "text": "drop and clutch his chest. Gurgles a burst of vocal pain\nonce more, and folks nearest to him begin to lean" }, { "end": 8557.259, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8543.457, "text": "away as he begins to shake. You glance over as the\nold man yells out once more, as the skin on his" }, { "end": 8565.94, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8557.259, "text": "arms suddenly begins to tear, the bones splitting\nfrom the flesh, writhing, cracking. Dust and blood" }, { "end": 8570.802, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8565.94, "text": "shake from his wounds as his form swells. Screams\nbegin to ring out from the audience around him," }, { "end": 8575.836, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8570.802, "text": "people rising up and running for the exit. Chaos\nbreaks into the room around you. Toya's song" }, { "end": 8579.991, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8575.836, "text": "abruptly ends, the little girl looking down with\nfright in her eyes, the devil-toad glancing about" }, { "end": 8585.175, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8579.991, "text": "worriedly, the half-orc and the fool rushing up\nbeside him to look at the transforming man. The" }, { "end": 8591.430999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8585.175, "text": "half-orc yells, escorting patrons to the exit,\n\"Everyone! Leave the tent now! Kylre--\" As he" }, { "end": 8596.327000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8591.431, "text": "points to the devil-toad. \"--get her to safety.\"\nThe devil-toad glances up and leaps with a sudden" }, { "end": 8602.298999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8596.327, "text": "gust of strength to the top and grabs the center\npole of the room as it begins to almost quiver to" }, { "end": 8607.653, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8602.299, "text": "his weight. He grabs the little girl safely under\nhis arm and leaps back down. What are you all doing?" }, { "end": 8609.248, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8607.653, "text": " I invoke Duplicity." }, { "end": 8616.082, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8609.248, "text": " You watch as her form suddenly dissipates\ninto multiple seemingly copies of her form as" }, { "end": 8616.969000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8616.082, "text": "Jester." }, { "end": 8618.947999999999, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 8616.969, "text": " Yasha? We're going to need those weapons\nback." }, { "end": 8626.169, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8618.948, "text": " I turn to Mollymauk and go, man, I\nthought it was kind of lame at first, but this is" }, { "end": 8627.427, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8626.169, "text": "awesome!" }, { "end": 8628.867, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 8627.427, "text": " Everyone get out right now." }, { "end": 8630.225, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8628.867, "text": " This isn't part of the show?" }, { "end": 8631.407000000001, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 8630.225, "text": " Not part of the show." }, { "end": 8633.532, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8631.407, "text": " It's too artsy." }, { "end": 8642.741999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8633.532, "text": " The old man's body stops quaking, his flesh\nnow grey and mangled like an ancient tree trunk." }, { "end": 8650.081, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8642.742, "text": "He turns, his eyes blood-red and bulging, his lips\ncurled into a horrifying grimace. The two Crown's" }, { "end": 8653.272, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8650.081, "text": "Guard begin to try and make their way through the\npanicked crowd, but the people, like a wave of" }, { "end": 8656.787, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8653.272, "text": "chaos, are keeping them at bay. I need everyone to\nroll initiative." }, { "end": 8659.321, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8656.787, "text": "(yelling)" }, { "end": 8663.861, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 8659.321, "text": " The miniatures come out, guys!" }, { "end": 8665.904, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 8663.861, "text": " First map!" }, { "end": 8668.715, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 8665.904, "text": "(yelling)" }, { "end": 8671.204, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8668.715, "text": " I rolled a natural one." }, { "end": 8674.124, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8671.204, "text": " That bodes well." } ]

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It swells, and from" }, { "end": 8306.449, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8298.597, "text": "beneath it is revealed an enormous creature of\ngreen scales, slimy-looking skin, and a corpulent" }, { "end": 8313.891, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8306.449, "text": "form, large toad-like legs frame a rotund torso,\nand muscular arms that are manacled and pulling" }, { "end": 8319.847, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8313.891, "text": "him in. It fights and wrestles against the taut\nchains as it's pulled further and further towards" }, { "end": 8327.372, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8319.847, "text": "the center of the tent, but is held in place by\nthe two men. It roars a second time. (roars) The" }, { "end": 8332.08, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8327.372, "text": "front row immediately pulling back and screaming.\nYou hear kids begin to cry. A handful of townsfolk" }, { "end": 8335.788, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8332.08, "text": "shoot to their feet, grasping the children in\nfear, preparing to run." }, { "end": 8337.902, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8335.788, "text": " Have we ever seen anything like this\nbefore?" }, { "end": 8339.13, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8337.902, "text": " Yeah, what's it look like?" }, { "end": 8342.725999999999, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8339.13, "text": " Well, he just described what it looked\nlike." }, { "end": 8345.126, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8342.726, "text": " By name." }, { "end": 8352.288, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8345.126, "text": " You have not seen this creature. Gustav\ncontinues, seemingly unflinched by its approach." }, { "end": 8360.684000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8352.288, "text": "\"The devil-toad crawls hungrily--\"" }, { "end": 8363.296999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8360.684, "text": " But what does it look like?" }, { "end": 8365.089, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8363.297, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 8373.221, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8365.089, "text": " \"--into the land of the free folk, lording\nover nightmares as they say, and what truth lies" }, { "end": 8379.73, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8373.221, "text": "\"behind the eyes of this beast? What would be\nlearned when the guiding heart of innocence" }, { "end": 8388.364, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8379.73, "text": "\"pierces the hateful soul and brings it to see\nbeauty for the first time? I present to you the" }, { "end": 8397.317, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8388.364, "text": "\"vivid voice of Toya.\" And as Gustav backs away,\nthe devil-toad struggling against the chains, a" }, { "end": 8403.317, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8397.317, "text": "soft, faint voice begins to slowly emanate from\nthe air--" }, { "end": 8405.445, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8403.317, "text": "(a voice appears in the background music)" }, { "end": 8409.675, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8405.445, "text": "(exclamations)" }, { "end": 8417.554, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8409.675, "text": " Eyes previously locked on the frightening\ncreature now seek a source and find, atop a" }, { "end": 8427.888, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8417.554, "text": "platform within the chamber, high up on a small\nplatform set against the apex of the pole, a young" }, { "end": 8437.193000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8427.888, "text": "dwarven girl, maybe 12 years of age, her braided\ngolden hair clasped and her hands at her side, a" }, { "end": 8446.573999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8437.193, "text": "white dress obscuring her feet. She sings with a\nmystifying, mature voice that pierces your hearts" }, { "end": 8456.877, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8446.574, "text": "with joy, unexpectedly and uncontrollably. The\ncrowd audibly gasps as one, the entrancing song of" }, { "end": 8464.378, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8456.877, "text": "this girl bringing every person into this music.\nThe devil-toad stops struggling against the" }, { "end": 8471.533000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8464.378, "text": "chains, seemingly caught by the sound of her\nvoice. Its face drops into a soft smile as it" }, { "end": 8480.571, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8471.533, "text": "slowly walks towards the base of the pole and\nsits. The half-orc and the fool drop the chains and" }, { "end": 8488.121, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8480.571, "text": "back away, leaving the beast free in its rapture.\nHer voice almost begins to summon a chorus from" }, { "end": 8500.069, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8488.121, "text": "the ether, magical in nature, as there are no\nothers but her joining into this piece. Her smile" }, { "end": 8506.889, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8500.069, "text": "is infectious, and you can't tear your eyes away.\nYou only now realize the tears down your cheeks," }, { "end": 8516.295999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8506.889, "text": "but you cannot break your gaze. From the front row\nof the audience, on the left, a man stands up, his" }, { "end": 8523.872, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8516.296, "text": "arms outstretched towards her. His dirtied cloak\nfalls away, his face and skin wracked with age." }, { "end": 8534.612, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8523.872, "text": "You see his legs shaking as he stands, his cheeks\nwet with tears. He shouts (exclaims). His arms" }, { "end": 8543.456999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8534.612, "text": "drop and clutch his chest. Gurgles a burst of vocal pain\nonce more, and folks nearest to him begin to lean" }, { "end": 8557.259, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8543.457, "text": "away as he begins to shake. You glance over as the\nold man yells out once more, as the skin on his" }, { "end": 8565.94, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8557.259, "text": "arms suddenly begins to tear, the bones splitting\nfrom the flesh, writhing, cracking. Dust and blood" }, { "end": 8570.802, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8565.94, "text": "shake from his wounds as his form swells. Screams\nbegin to ring out from the audience around him," }, { "end": 8575.836, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8570.802, "text": "people rising up and running for the exit. Chaos\nbreaks into the room around you. Toya's song" }, { "end": 8579.991, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8575.836, "text": "abruptly ends, the little girl looking down with\nfright in her eyes, the devil-toad glancing about" }, { "end": 8585.175, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8579.991, "text": "worriedly, the half-orc and the fool rushing up\nbeside him to look at the transforming man. The" }, { "end": 8591.430999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8585.175, "text": "half-orc yells, escorting patrons to the exit,\n\"Everyone! Leave the tent now! Kylre--\" As he" }, { "end": 8596.327000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8591.431, "text": "points to the devil-toad. \"--get her to safety.\"\nThe devil-toad glances up and leaps with a sudden" }, { "end": 8602.298999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8596.327, "text": "gust of strength to the top and grabs the center\npole of the room as it begins to almost quiver to" }, { "end": 8607.653, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8602.299, "text": "his weight. He grabs the little girl safely under\nhis arm and leaps back down. What are you all doing?" }, { "end": 8609.248, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8607.653, "text": " I invoke Duplicity." }, { "end": 8616.082, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8609.248, "text": " You watch as her form suddenly dissipates\ninto multiple seemingly copies of her form as" }, { "end": 8616.969000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8616.082, "text": "Jester." }, { "end": 8618.947999999999, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 8616.969, "text": " Yasha? We're going to need those weapons\nback." }, { "end": 8626.169, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8618.948, "text": " I turn to Mollymauk and go, man, I\nthought it was kind of lame at first, but this is" }, { "end": 8627.427, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8626.169, "text": "awesome!" }, { "end": 8628.867, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 8627.427, "text": " Everyone get out right now." }, { "end": 8630.225, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8628.867, "text": " This isn't part of the show?" }, { "end": 8631.407000000001, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 8630.225, "text": " Not part of the show." }, { "end": 8633.532, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8631.407, "text": " It's too artsy." }, { "end": 8642.741999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8633.532, "text": " The old man's body stops quaking, his flesh\nnow grey and mangled like an ancient tree trunk." }, { "end": 8650.081, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8642.742, "text": "He turns, his eyes blood-red and bulging, his lips\ncurled into a horrifying grimace. The two Crown's" }, { "end": 8653.272, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8650.081, "text": "Guard begin to try and make their way through the\npanicked crowd, but the people, like a wave of" }, { "end": 8656.787, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8653.272, "text": "chaos, are keeping them at bay. I need everyone to\nroll initiative." }, { "end": 8659.321, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8656.787, "text": "(yelling)" }, { "end": 8663.861, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 8659.321, "text": " The miniatures come out, guys!" }, { "end": 8665.904, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 8663.861, "text": " First map!" }, { "end": 8668.715, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 8665.904, "text": "(yelling)" }, { "end": 8671.204, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8668.715, "text": " I rolled a natural one." }, { "end": 8674.124, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8671.204, "text": " That bodes well." } ]

[ { "end": 8678.288, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8674.124, "text": " So you guys, this guy is actually over here.\nYou guys are all up here in the front." }, { "end": 8686.016, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8678.288, "text": " Oh yeah, we were right in the fucking front\nrow. Look at us! We're so cute!" }, { "end": 8690.506, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 8686.016, "text": " Oh my god, it's so pretty." }, { "end": 8692.882, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8690.506, "text": " We're all going to die." }, { "end": 8696.044, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 8692.882, "text": " Probably. But then the third campaign\nbegins." }, { "end": 8697.908, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8696.044, "text": " Yay." }, { "end": 8703.099, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8697.908, "text": " I like the tents and donkeys outside.\nAmazing." }, { "end": 8708.368, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8703.099, "text": " Look, Taliesin, it's a bardo. Oh my god!" }, { "end": 8715.997000000001, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 8708.368, "text": " No, go for it. Oh boy." }, { "end": 8719.917, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8715.997, "text": " All right, so. 20 to 15?" }, { "end": 8721.514, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8719.917, "text": " 21." }, { "end": 8726.288999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8721.514, "text": " All right." }, { "end": 8728.143, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8726.289, "text": " Oh, wait, 22." }, { "end": 8731.523, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8728.143, "text": " Nice. 15 to ten?" }, { "end": 8733.846, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 8731.523, "text": " Ten." }, { "end": 8734.518, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8733.846, "text": " Ten." }, { "end": 8735.381, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 8734.518, "text": " 12." }, { "end": 8736.046999999999, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 8735.381, "text": " 13." }, { "end": 8736.998, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 8736.047, "text": " 11." }, { "end": 8751.127, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8736.998, "text": " So 13 and then ten and ten? Sorry, 12. So\nYasha got 13, then we have Fjord. And then 11. And" }, { "end": 8759.731, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8751.127, "text": "then we have Nott at ten. And what'd you get?" }, { "end": 8763.296, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8759.731, "text": " Five. Rolled terribly." }, { "end": 8773.685, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8763.296, "text": " There we go. Okay, so. Top of the round, as\nthis creature turns and glares about in the area," }, { "end": 8781.035, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8773.685, "text": "this swollen form over here to the side, that's\nwhat remains of the old man who had stood up in" }, { "end": 8783.899, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8781.035, "text": "the center of the chamber. Jester, you're up\nfirst." }, { "end": 8790.641, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8783.899, "text": " Okay. Well, I'm just going to go for it,\nall right? I'm going to cast Guiding Bolt on the" }, { "end": 8793.648, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8790.641, "text": "monster that just appeared." }, { "end": 8796.944, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8793.648, "text": " Okay, as it turns towards you. It's a saving\nthrow, correct?" }, { "end": 8802.162, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8796.944, "text": " Let's find out. You make a ranged spell\nattack." }, { "end": 8804.043, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8802.162, "text": " Go ahead and roll on that." }, { "end": 8805.278, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8804.043, "text": " Okay, okay." }, { "end": 8807.055, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8805.278, "text": " Magic, you're using magic." }, { "end": 8811.061, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8807.055, "text": " Well, it's cocked. It was 20 and then it\nrolled." }, { "end": 8813.489, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8811.061, "text": " You said cocked." }, { "end": 8814.966999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 8813.489, "text": " You're a cock." }, { "end": 8821.317000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8814.967, "text": " That's 11 plus-- what do I add to my--\nGuiding Bolt, plus five. So 16." }, { "end": 8822.876999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8821.317, "text": " 16 hits. Go ahead and roll damage." }, { "end": 8824.629, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8822.877, "text": " Yay. 4d6." }, { "end": 8826.681, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8824.629, "text": " Yasha, you're almost on deck." }, { "end": 8839.539, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8826.681, "text": " Ten, 16, 18, and then any attacks in the\nfuture-- the next attack has advantage." }, { "end": 8841.373000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8839.539, "text": " How much damage was that? 2d6, 18?" }, { "end": 8843.333999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8841.373, "text": " 4d6, you said." }, { "end": 8858.826000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8843.334, "text": " Yeah, it was 4d6 radiant damage. So yeah,\nit was 18. And then I'm going to run the opposite" }, { "end": 8862.893999999998, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8858.826, "text": "direction away from him, but I'm going to keep my\nduplicate up there." }, { "end": 8866.151, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8862.894, "text": " Okay, which, for your duplicate, I should\ngo ahead and grab something." }, { "end": 8872.046, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 8866.151, "text": " Oh, you've got toys." }, { "end": 8874.273000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8872.046, "text": " That backpack's almost as big as my dice\nbag." }, { "end": 8877.074999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8874.273, "text": " Almost. I was like, that's right, you can do\nthis, so I need to pull out-- we'll say for the" }, { "end": 8887.862000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8877.075, "text": "purposes of this, you're-- we'll put you-- this\nwill be your duplicate, wherever you want to move" }, { "end": 8890.529999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8887.862, "text": "it from where you are, so she moves there." }, { "end": 8898.878, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8890.53, "text": " So she's going to stay here. I can't reach\nthat far, but. Oh, shit, sorry." }, { "end": 8900.871000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8898.878, "text": " Just let me know where. There?" }, { "end": 8904.452, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8900.871, "text": " Sorry, I didn't realize it was--" }, { "end": 8905.912999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8904.452, "text": " You can get there." }, { "end": 8907.141, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8905.913, "text": " Okay, sounds good." }, { "end": 8912.57, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8907.141, "text": " Okay, so that ends your turn. At the top of\nyour turn, this creature closest to one of the" }, { "end": 8919.554, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8912.57, "text": "people nearby screaming, this young woman who's\ntrying to back away, it just turns toward her and" }, { "end": 8928.104, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8919.554, "text": "grabs and tries to tear into her with two strikes.\nThe first one, that is actually going to miss. She" }, { "end": 8933.653, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8928.104, "text": "ducks out of the way and begins crawling across\nthe ground as it goes for a second attack. That," }, { "end": 8941.863, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8933.653, "text": "however, does hit, it's a 16. That'll do it. So\nwith eight points of bludgeoning damage, it" }, { "end": 8947.177, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8941.863, "text": "reaches down and slams its fist into her chest,\nand as it does, she gives out this horrible yelp" }, { "end": 8952.707, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8947.177, "text": "as it rips into her and begins gnawing into her\nflesh and pulls away with a mouthful of it and" }, { "end": 8959.634, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8952.707, "text": "stands up, its eyes scanning the room for the next\npossible victim. It's going to begin to stalk" }, { "end": 8966.126, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8959.634, "text": "forward, coming up to that guy. All right, Yasha,\nyour turn." }, { "end": 8971.79, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 8966.126, "text": " Okay. How close am I to them-- I want to\ngive them their weapons." }, { "end": 8975.034000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8971.79, "text": " You're right there. You'd have to-- You're\npretty close to everybody. You could distribute--" }, { "end": 8979.519, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8975.034, "text": "you could use your action to toss the weapons out\nto everybody this turn, I'll say." }, { "end": 8982.506, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 8979.519, "text": " Okay. I'll pass my weapons out this turn." }, { "end": 8988.872, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8982.506, "text": " Okay, so you'll spend your action throwing\nthem out to the individuals. So your shortsword" }, { "end": 8992.648, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8988.872, "text": "and crossbow clatter to the ground, and you\nquickly scramble to grab them. Caleb's dagger" }, { "end": 8998.282, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8992.648, "text": "falls at his foot. Your staff gets tossed quickly\nfrom behind you. Your falchion meets your arm." }, { "end": 9000.304, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8998.282, "text": "SAM and MARISHA: Falchion." }, { "end": 9003.642, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9000.304, "text": " All right. That ends Yasha's turn. Fjord,\nyou're up." }, { "end": 9009.482, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 9003.642, "text": " Can I run up with the falchion within\nmelee?" }, { "end": 9019.64, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9009.482, "text": " You actually rush through Jester's form. You\nwatch the image dissipate as you charge through it" }, { "end": 9027.118999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9019.64, "text": "and meet up, face-to-face, with this large,\ngnarled, horrible-looking creature. What are you doing?" }, { "end": 9029.597, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 9027.119, "text": " Ripping the falchion, can I swing it into\nthe creature?" }, { "end": 9031.132, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9029.597, "text": " You may." }, { "end": 9033.780999999999, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 9031.132, "text": " And you get advantage." }, { "end": 9040.428000000002, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 9033.781, "text": " I do? Thank god, because that was a one.\n18." }, { "end": 9042.164, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9040.428, "text": " 18 hits. Go ahead and roll damage." }, { "end": 9043.364000000001, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 9042.164, "text": " Nice." }, { "end": 9046.017, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 9043.364, "text": " It's a real fight!" }, { "end": 9047.167, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9046.017, "text": " Yeah." }, { "end": 9048.603, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 9047.167, "text": " 11." }, { "end": 9052.076, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 9048.603, "text": " We've got like a dozen hit points, we'll be\nokay." }, { "end": 9060.341999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9052.076, "text": " All righty. That ends your turn? All right,\nyou're done. That brings us to Caleb." }, { "end": 9065.151, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 9060.342, "text": " I would like to use my movement to push as\nfar into the crowd as I can." }, { "end": 9066.91, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9065.151, "text": " Okay, going through the crowd is--" }, { "end": 9071.239, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 9066.91, "text": " Half-movement? That's fine, sure. I just\nwant people in front of me." }, { "end": 9073.871, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9071.239, "text": " Push through to about there. You end up\npushing a kid out of the way." }, { "end": 9079.39, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 9073.871, "text": " That's great. That's exactly fine with me\nand I will pull out the diamond and cast Chromatic" }, { "end": 9089.09, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 9079.39, "text": "Orb, and I will send a ball of cold at the\ncreature that Fee-ord-- Fjord--" }, { "end": 9092.396, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9089.09, "text": " All right, go ahead and make a spell\nattack." }, { "end": 9093.852, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 9092.396, "text": " Yes, here it comes." }, { "end": 9095.973, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 9093.852, "text": " Watch out for Fee-ord." }, { "end": 9100.504, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 9095.973, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 9103.163, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 9100.504, "text": " My goodness. That is a 17." }, { "end": 9104.916000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9103.163, "text": " 17 hits. Go ahead and roll damage." }, { "end": 9107.715, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 9104.916, "text": " Isn't Chromatic Orb like a really strong\nspell?" }, { "end": 9108.793, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 9107.715, "text": " No." }, { "end": 9114.377, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9108.793, "text": " There's Prismatic Spray. Chromatic is the\nstarter version." }, { "end": 9115.747000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 9114.377, "text": " That is nine." }, { "end": 9120.349999999999, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 9115.747, "text": " Nein!" } ]

[ { "end": 8678.288, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8674.124, "text": " So you guys, this guy is actually over here.\nYou guys are all up here in the front." }, { "end": 8686.016, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8678.288, "text": " Oh yeah, we were right in the fucking front\nrow. Look at us! We're so cute!" }, { "end": 8690.506, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 8686.016, "text": " Oh my god, it's so pretty." }, { "end": 8692.882, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8690.506, "text": " We're all going to die." }, { "end": 8696.044, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 8692.882, "text": " Probably. But then the third campaign\nbegins." }, { "end": 8697.908, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8696.044, "text": " Yay." }, { "end": 8703.099, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8697.908, "text": " I like the tents and donkeys outside.\nAmazing." }, { "end": 8708.368, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8703.099, "text": " Look, Taliesin, it's a bardo. Oh my god!" }, { "end": 8715.997000000001, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 8708.368, "text": " No, go for it. Oh boy." }, { "end": 8719.917, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8715.997, "text": " All right, so. 20 to 15?" }, { "end": 8721.514, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8719.917, "text": " 21." }, { "end": 8726.288999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8721.514, "text": " All right." }, { "end": 8728.143, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8726.289, "text": " Oh, wait, 22." }, { "end": 8731.523, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8728.143, "text": " Nice. 15 to ten?" }, { "end": 8733.846, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 8731.523, "text": " Ten." }, { "end": 8734.518, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8733.846, "text": " Ten." }, { "end": 8735.381, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 8734.518, "text": " 12." }, { "end": 8736.046999999999, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 8735.381, "text": " 13." }, { "end": 8736.998, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 8736.047, "text": " 11." }, { "end": 8751.127, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8736.998, "text": " So 13 and then ten and ten? Sorry, 12. So\nYasha got 13, then we have Fjord. And then 11. And" }, { "end": 8759.731, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8751.127, "text": "then we have Nott at ten. And what'd you get?" }, { "end": 8763.296, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8759.731, "text": " Five. Rolled terribly." }, { "end": 8773.685, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8763.296, "text": " There we go. Okay, so. Top of the round, as\nthis creature turns and glares about in the area," }, { "end": 8781.035, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8773.685, "text": "this swollen form over here to the side, that's\nwhat remains of the old man who had stood up in" }, { "end": 8783.899, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8781.035, "text": "the center of the chamber. Jester, you're up\nfirst." }, { "end": 8790.641, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8783.899, "text": " Okay. Well, I'm just going to go for it,\nall right? I'm going to cast Guiding Bolt on the" }, { "end": 8793.648, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8790.641, "text": "monster that just appeared." }, { "end": 8796.944, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8793.648, "text": " Okay, as it turns towards you. It's a saving\nthrow, correct?" }, { "end": 8802.162, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8796.944, "text": " Let's find out. You make a ranged spell\nattack." }, { "end": 8804.043, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8802.162, "text": " Go ahead and roll on that." }, { "end": 8805.278, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8804.043, "text": " Okay, okay." }, { "end": 8807.055, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8805.278, "text": " Magic, you're using magic." }, { "end": 8811.061, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8807.055, "text": " Well, it's cocked. It was 20 and then it\nrolled." }, { "end": 8813.489, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8811.061, "text": " You said cocked." }, { "end": 8814.966999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 8813.489, "text": " You're a cock." }, { "end": 8821.317000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8814.967, "text": " That's 11 plus-- what do I add to my--\nGuiding Bolt, plus five. So 16." }, { "end": 8822.876999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8821.317, "text": " 16 hits. Go ahead and roll damage." }, { "end": 8824.629, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8822.877, "text": " Yay. 4d6." }, { "end": 8826.681, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8824.629, "text": " Yasha, you're almost on deck." }, { "end": 8839.539, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8826.681, "text": " Ten, 16, 18, and then any attacks in the\nfuture-- the next attack has advantage." }, { "end": 8841.373000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8839.539, "text": " How much damage was that? 2d6, 18?" }, { "end": 8843.333999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8841.373, "text": " 4d6, you said." }, { "end": 8858.826000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8843.334, "text": " Yeah, it was 4d6 radiant damage. So yeah,\nit was 18. And then I'm going to run the opposite" }, { "end": 8862.893999999998, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8858.826, "text": "direction away from him, but I'm going to keep my\nduplicate up there." }, { "end": 8866.151, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8862.894, "text": " Okay, which, for your duplicate, I should\ngo ahead and grab something." }, { "end": 8872.046, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 8866.151, "text": " Oh, you've got toys." }, { "end": 8874.273000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8872.046, "text": " That backpack's almost as big as my dice\nbag." }, { "end": 8877.074999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8874.273, "text": " Almost. I was like, that's right, you can do\nthis, so I need to pull out-- we'll say for the" }, { "end": 8887.862000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8877.075, "text": "purposes of this, you're-- we'll put you-- this\nwill be your duplicate, wherever you want to move" }, { "end": 8890.529999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8887.862, "text": "it from where you are, so she moves there." }, { "end": 8898.878, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8890.53, "text": " So she's going to stay here. I can't reach\nthat far, but. Oh, shit, sorry." }, { "end": 8900.871000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8898.878, "text": " Just let me know where. There?" }, { "end": 8904.452, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8900.871, "text": " Sorry, I didn't realize it was--" }, { "end": 8905.912999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8904.452, "text": " You can get there." }, { "end": 8907.141, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8905.913, "text": " Okay, sounds good." }, { "end": 8912.57, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8907.141, "text": " Okay, so that ends your turn. At the top of\nyour turn, this creature closest to one of the" }, { "end": 8919.554, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8912.57, "text": "people nearby screaming, this young woman who's\ntrying to back away, it just turns toward her and" }, { "end": 8928.104, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8919.554, "text": "grabs and tries to tear into her with two strikes.\nThe first one, that is actually going to miss. She" }, { "end": 8933.653, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8928.104, "text": "ducks out of the way and begins crawling across\nthe ground as it goes for a second attack. That," }, { "end": 8941.863, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8933.653, "text": "however, does hit, it's a 16. That'll do it. So\nwith eight points of bludgeoning damage, it" }, { "end": 8947.177, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8941.863, "text": "reaches down and slams its fist into her chest,\nand as it does, she gives out this horrible yelp" }, { "end": 8952.707, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8947.177, "text": "as it rips into her and begins gnawing into her\nflesh and pulls away with a mouthful of it and" }, { "end": 8959.634, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8952.707, "text": "stands up, its eyes scanning the room for the next\npossible victim. It's going to begin to stalk" }, { "end": 8966.126, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8959.634, "text": "forward, coming up to that guy. All right, Yasha,\nyour turn." }, { "end": 8971.79, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 8966.126, "text": " Okay. How close am I to them-- I want to\ngive them their weapons." }, { "end": 8975.034000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8971.79, "text": " You're right there. You'd have to-- You're\npretty close to everybody. You could distribute--" }, { "end": 8979.519, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8975.034, "text": "you could use your action to toss the weapons out\nto everybody this turn, I'll say." }, { "end": 8982.506, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 8979.519, "text": " Okay. I'll pass my weapons out this turn." }, { "end": 8988.872, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8982.506, "text": " Okay, so you'll spend your action throwing\nthem out to the individuals. So your shortsword" }, { "end": 8992.648, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8988.872, "text": "and crossbow clatter to the ground, and you\nquickly scramble to grab them. Caleb's dagger" }, { "end": 8998.282, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8992.648, "text": "falls at his foot. Your staff gets tossed quickly\nfrom behind you. Your falchion meets your arm." }, { "end": 9000.304, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8998.282, "text": "SAM and MARISHA: Falchion." }, { "end": 9003.642, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9000.304, "text": " All right. That ends Yasha's turn. Fjord,\nyou're up." }, { "end": 9009.482, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 9003.642, "text": " Can I run up with the falchion within\nmelee?" }, { "end": 9019.64, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9009.482, "text": " You actually rush through Jester's form. You\nwatch the image dissipate as you charge through it" }, { "end": 9027.118999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9019.64, "text": "and meet up, face-to-face, with this large,\ngnarled, horrible-looking creature. What are you doing?" }, { "end": 9029.597, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 9027.119, "text": " Ripping the falchion, can I swing it into\nthe creature?" }, { "end": 9031.132, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9029.597, "text": " You may." }, { "end": 9033.780999999999, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 9031.132, "text": " And you get advantage." }, { "end": 9040.428000000002, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 9033.781, "text": " I do? Thank god, because that was a one.\n18." }, { "end": 9042.164, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9040.428, "text": " 18 hits. Go ahead and roll damage." }, { "end": 9043.364000000001, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 9042.164, "text": " Nice." }, { "end": 9046.017, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 9043.364, "text": " It's a real fight!" }, { "end": 9047.167, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9046.017, "text": " Yeah." }, { "end": 9048.603, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 9047.167, "text": " 11." }, { "end": 9052.076, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 9048.603, "text": " We've got like a dozen hit points, we'll be\nokay." }, { "end": 9060.341999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9052.076, "text": " All righty. That ends your turn? All right,\nyou're done. That brings us to Caleb." }, { "end": 9065.151, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 9060.342, "text": " I would like to use my movement to push as\nfar into the crowd as I can." }, { "end": 9066.91, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9065.151, "text": " Okay, going through the crowd is--" }, { "end": 9071.239, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 9066.91, "text": " Half-movement? That's fine, sure. I just\nwant people in front of me." }, { "end": 9073.871, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9071.239, "text": " Push through to about there. You end up\npushing a kid out of the way." }, { "end": 9079.39, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 9073.871, "text": " That's great. That's exactly fine with me\nand I will pull out the diamond and cast Chromatic" }, { "end": 9089.09, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 9079.39, "text": "Orb, and I will send a ball of cold at the\ncreature that Fee-ord-- Fjord--" }, { "end": 9092.396, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9089.09, "text": " All right, go ahead and make a spell\nattack." }, { "end": 9093.852, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 9092.396, "text": " Yes, here it comes." }, { "end": 9095.973, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 9093.852, "text": " Watch out for Fee-ord." }, { "end": 9100.504, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 9095.973, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 9103.163, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 9100.504, "text": " My goodness. That is a 17." }, { "end": 9104.916000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9103.163, "text": " 17 hits. Go ahead and roll damage." }, { "end": 9107.715, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 9104.916, "text": " Isn't Chromatic Orb like a really strong\nspell?" }, { "end": 9108.793, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 9107.715, "text": " No." }, { "end": 9114.377, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9108.793, "text": " There's Prismatic Spray. Chromatic is the\nstarter version." }, { "end": 9115.747000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 9114.377, "text": " That is nine." }, { "end": 9120.349999999999, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 9115.747, "text": " Nein!" } ]

[ { "end": 8678.288, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8674.124, "text": " So you guys, this guy is actually over here.\nYou guys are all up here in the front." }, { "end": 8686.016, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8678.288, "text": " Oh yeah, we were right in the fucking front\nrow. Look at us! We're so cute!" }, { "end": 8690.506, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 8686.016, "text": " Oh my god, it's so pretty." }, { "end": 8692.882, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8690.506, "text": " We're all going to die." }, { "end": 8696.044, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 8692.882, "text": " Probably. But then the third campaign\nbegins." }, { "end": 8697.908, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8696.044, "text": " Yay." }, { "end": 8703.099, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8697.908, "text": " I like the tents and donkeys outside.\nAmazing." }, { "end": 8708.368, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8703.099, "text": " Look, Taliesin, it's a bardo. Oh my god!" }, { "end": 8715.997000000001, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 8708.368, "text": " No, go for it. Oh boy." }, { "end": 8719.917, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8715.997, "text": " All right, so. 20 to 15?" }, { "end": 8721.514, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8719.917, "text": " 21." }, { "end": 8726.288999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8721.514, "text": " All right." }, { "end": 8728.143, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8726.289, "text": " Oh, wait, 22." }, { "end": 8731.523, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8728.143, "text": " Nice. 15 to ten?" }, { "end": 8733.846, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 8731.523, "text": " Ten." }, { "end": 8734.518, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8733.846, "text": " Ten." }, { "end": 8735.381, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 8734.518, "text": " 12." }, { "end": 8736.046999999999, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 8735.381, "text": " 13." }, { "end": 8736.998, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 8736.047, "text": " 11." }, { "end": 8751.127, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8736.998, "text": " So 13 and then ten and ten? Sorry, 12. So\nYasha got 13, then we have Fjord. And then 11. And" }, { "end": 8759.731, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8751.127, "text": "then we have Nott at ten. And what'd you get?" }, { "end": 8763.296, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8759.731, "text": " Five. Rolled terribly." }, { "end": 8773.685, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8763.296, "text": " There we go. Okay, so. Top of the round, as\nthis creature turns and glares about in the area," }, { "end": 8781.035, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8773.685, "text": "this swollen form over here to the side, that's\nwhat remains of the old man who had stood up in" }, { "end": 8783.899, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8781.035, "text": "the center of the chamber. Jester, you're up\nfirst." }, { "end": 8790.641, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8783.899, "text": " Okay. Well, I'm just going to go for it,\nall right? I'm going to cast Guiding Bolt on the" }, { "end": 8793.648, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8790.641, "text": "monster that just appeared." }, { "end": 8796.944, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8793.648, "text": " Okay, as it turns towards you. It's a saving\nthrow, correct?" }, { "end": 8802.162, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8796.944, "text": " Let's find out. You make a ranged spell\nattack." }, { "end": 8804.043, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8802.162, "text": " Go ahead and roll on that." }, { "end": 8805.278, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8804.043, "text": " Okay, okay." }, { "end": 8807.055, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8805.278, "text": " Magic, you're using magic." }, { "end": 8811.061, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8807.055, "text": " Well, it's cocked. It was 20 and then it\nrolled." }, { "end": 8813.489, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8811.061, "text": " You said cocked." }, { "end": 8814.966999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 8813.489, "text": " You're a cock." }, { "end": 8821.317000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8814.967, "text": " That's 11 plus-- what do I add to my--\nGuiding Bolt, plus five. So 16." }, { "end": 8822.876999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8821.317, "text": " 16 hits. Go ahead and roll damage." }, { "end": 8824.629, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8822.877, "text": " Yay. 4d6." }, { "end": 8826.681, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8824.629, "text": " Yasha, you're almost on deck." }, { "end": 8839.539, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8826.681, "text": " Ten, 16, 18, and then any attacks in the\nfuture-- the next attack has advantage." }, { "end": 8841.373000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8839.539, "text": " How much damage was that? 2d6, 18?" }, { "end": 8843.333999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8841.373, "text": " 4d6, you said." }, { "end": 8858.826000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8843.334, "text": " Yeah, it was 4d6 radiant damage. So yeah,\nit was 18. And then I'm going to run the opposite" }, { "end": 8862.893999999998, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8858.826, "text": "direction away from him, but I'm going to keep my\nduplicate up there." }, { "end": 8866.151, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8862.894, "text": " Okay, which, for your duplicate, I should\ngo ahead and grab something." }, { "end": 8872.046, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 8866.151, "text": " Oh, you've got toys." }, { "end": 8874.273000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8872.046, "text": " That backpack's almost as big as my dice\nbag." }, { "end": 8877.074999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8874.273, "text": " Almost. I was like, that's right, you can do\nthis, so I need to pull out-- we'll say for the" }, { "end": 8887.862000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8877.075, "text": "purposes of this, you're-- we'll put you-- this\nwill be your duplicate, wherever you want to move" }, { "end": 8890.529999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8887.862, "text": "it from where you are, so she moves there." }, { "end": 8898.878, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8890.53, "text": " So she's going to stay here. I can't reach\nthat far, but. Oh, shit, sorry." }, { "end": 8900.871000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8898.878, "text": " Just let me know where. There?" }, { "end": 8904.452, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8900.871, "text": " Sorry, I didn't realize it was--" }, { "end": 8905.912999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8904.452, "text": " You can get there." }, { "end": 8907.141, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8905.913, "text": " Okay, sounds good." }, { "end": 8912.57, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8907.141, "text": " Okay, so that ends your turn. At the top of\nyour turn, this creature closest to one of the" }, { "end": 8919.554, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8912.57, "text": "people nearby screaming, this young woman who's\ntrying to back away, it just turns toward her and" }, { "end": 8928.104, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8919.554, "text": "grabs and tries to tear into her with two strikes.\nThe first one, that is actually going to miss. She" }, { "end": 8933.653, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8928.104, "text": "ducks out of the way and begins crawling across\nthe ground as it goes for a second attack. That," }, { "end": 8941.863, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8933.653, "text": "however, does hit, it's a 16. That'll do it. So\nwith eight points of bludgeoning damage, it" }, { "end": 8947.177, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8941.863, "text": "reaches down and slams its fist into her chest,\nand as it does, she gives out this horrible yelp" }, { "end": 8952.707, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8947.177, "text": "as it rips into her and begins gnawing into her\nflesh and pulls away with a mouthful of it and" }, { "end": 8959.634, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8952.707, "text": "stands up, its eyes scanning the room for the next\npossible victim. It's going to begin to stalk" }, { "end": 8966.126, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8959.634, "text": "forward, coming up to that guy. All right, Yasha,\nyour turn." }, { "end": 8971.79, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 8966.126, "text": " Okay. How close am I to them-- I want to\ngive them their weapons." }, { "end": 8975.034000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8971.79, "text": " You're right there. You'd have to-- You're\npretty close to everybody. You could distribute--" }, { "end": 8979.519, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8975.034, "text": "you could use your action to toss the weapons out\nto everybody this turn, I'll say." }, { "end": 8982.506, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 8979.519, "text": " Okay. I'll pass my weapons out this turn." }, { "end": 8988.872, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8982.506, "text": " Okay, so you'll spend your action throwing\nthem out to the individuals. So your shortsword" }, { "end": 8992.648, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8988.872, "text": "and crossbow clatter to the ground, and you\nquickly scramble to grab them. Caleb's dagger" }, { "end": 8998.282, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8992.648, "text": "falls at his foot. Your staff gets tossed quickly\nfrom behind you. Your falchion meets your arm." }, { "end": 9000.304, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8998.282, "text": "SAM and MARISHA: Falchion." }, { "end": 9003.642, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9000.304, "text": " All right. That ends Yasha's turn. Fjord,\nyou're up." }, { "end": 9009.482, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 9003.642, "text": " Can I run up with the falchion within\nmelee?" }, { "end": 9019.64, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9009.482, "text": " You actually rush through Jester's form. You\nwatch the image dissipate as you charge through it" }, { "end": 9027.118999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9019.64, "text": "and meet up, face-to-face, with this large,\ngnarled, horrible-looking creature. What are you doing?" }, { "end": 9029.597, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 9027.119, "text": " Ripping the falchion, can I swing it into\nthe creature?" }, { "end": 9031.132, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9029.597, "text": " You may." }, { "end": 9033.780999999999, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 9031.132, "text": " And you get advantage." }, { "end": 9040.428000000002, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 9033.781, "text": " I do? Thank god, because that was a one.\n18." }, { "end": 9042.164, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9040.428, "text": " 18 hits. Go ahead and roll damage." }, { "end": 9043.364000000001, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 9042.164, "text": " Nice." }, { "end": 9046.017, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 9043.364, "text": " It's a real fight!" }, { "end": 9047.167, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9046.017, "text": " Yeah." }, { "end": 9048.603, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 9047.167, "text": " 11." }, { "end": 9052.076, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 9048.603, "text": " We've got like a dozen hit points, we'll be\nokay." }, { "end": 9060.341999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9052.076, "text": " All righty. That ends your turn? All right,\nyou're done. That brings us to Caleb." }, { "end": 9065.151, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 9060.342, "text": " I would like to use my movement to push as\nfar into the crowd as I can." }, { "end": 9066.91, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9065.151, "text": " Okay, going through the crowd is--" }, { "end": 9071.239, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 9066.91, "text": " Half-movement? That's fine, sure. I just\nwant people in front of me." }, { "end": 9073.871, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9071.239, "text": " Push through to about there. You end up\npushing a kid out of the way." }, { "end": 9079.39, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 9073.871, "text": " That's great. That's exactly fine with me\nand I will pull out the diamond and cast Chromatic" }, { "end": 9089.09, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 9079.39, "text": "Orb, and I will send a ball of cold at the\ncreature that Fee-ord-- Fjord--" }, { "end": 9092.396, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9089.09, "text": " All right, go ahead and make a spell\nattack." }, { "end": 9093.852, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 9092.396, "text": " Yes, here it comes." }, { "end": 9095.973, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 9093.852, "text": " Watch out for Fee-ord." }, { "end": 9100.504, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 9095.973, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 9103.163, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 9100.504, "text": " My goodness. That is a 17." }, { "end": 9104.916000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9103.163, "text": " 17 hits. Go ahead and roll damage." }, { "end": 9107.715, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 9104.916, "text": " Isn't Chromatic Orb like a really strong\nspell?" }, { "end": 9108.793, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 9107.715, "text": " No." }, { "end": 9114.377, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9108.793, "text": " There's Prismatic Spray. Chromatic is the\nstarter version." }, { "end": 9115.747000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 9114.377, "text": " That is nine." }, { "end": 9120.349999999999, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 9115.747, "text": " Nein!" } ]

[ { "end": 8678.288, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8674.124, "text": " So you guys, this guy is actually over here.\nYou guys are all up here in the front." }, { "end": 8686.016, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8678.288, "text": " Oh yeah, we were right in the fucking front\nrow. Look at us! We're so cute!" }, { "end": 8690.506, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 8686.016, "text": " Oh my god, it's so pretty." }, { "end": 8692.882, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8690.506, "text": " We're all going to die." }, { "end": 8696.044, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 8692.882, "text": " Probably. But then the third campaign\nbegins." }, { "end": 8697.908, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8696.044, "text": " Yay." }, { "end": 8703.099, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8697.908, "text": " I like the tents and donkeys outside.\nAmazing." }, { "end": 8708.368, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8703.099, "text": " Look, Taliesin, it's a bardo. Oh my god!" }, { "end": 8715.997000000001, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 8708.368, "text": " No, go for it. Oh boy." }, { "end": 8719.917, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8715.997, "text": " All right, so. 20 to 15?" }, { "end": 8721.514, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8719.917, "text": " 21." }, { "end": 8726.288999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8721.514, "text": " All right." }, { "end": 8728.143, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8726.289, "text": " Oh, wait, 22." }, { "end": 8731.523, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8728.143, "text": " Nice. 15 to ten?" }, { "end": 8733.846, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 8731.523, "text": " Ten." }, { "end": 8734.518, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8733.846, "text": " Ten." }, { "end": 8735.381, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 8734.518, "text": " 12." }, { "end": 8736.046999999999, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 8735.381, "text": " 13." }, { "end": 8736.998, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 8736.047, "text": " 11." }, { "end": 8751.127, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8736.998, "text": " So 13 and then ten and ten? Sorry, 12. So\nYasha got 13, then we have Fjord. And then 11. And" }, { "end": 8759.731, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8751.127, "text": "then we have Nott at ten. And what'd you get?" }, { "end": 8763.296, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 8759.731, "text": " Five. Rolled terribly." }, { "end": 8773.685, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8763.296, "text": " There we go. Okay, so. Top of the round, as\nthis creature turns and glares about in the area," }, { "end": 8781.035, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8773.685, "text": "this swollen form over here to the side, that's\nwhat remains of the old man who had stood up in" }, { "end": 8783.899, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8781.035, "text": "the center of the chamber. Jester, you're up\nfirst." }, { "end": 8790.641, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8783.899, "text": " Okay. Well, I'm just going to go for it,\nall right? I'm going to cast Guiding Bolt on the" }, { "end": 8793.648, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8790.641, "text": "monster that just appeared." }, { "end": 8796.944, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8793.648, "text": " Okay, as it turns towards you. It's a saving\nthrow, correct?" }, { "end": 8802.162, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8796.944, "text": " Let's find out. You make a ranged spell\nattack." }, { "end": 8804.043, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8802.162, "text": " Go ahead and roll on that." }, { "end": 8805.278, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8804.043, "text": " Okay, okay." }, { "end": 8807.055, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8805.278, "text": " Magic, you're using magic." }, { "end": 8811.061, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8807.055, "text": " Well, it's cocked. It was 20 and then it\nrolled." }, { "end": 8813.489, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8811.061, "text": " You said cocked." }, { "end": 8814.966999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 8813.489, "text": " You're a cock." }, { "end": 8821.317000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8814.967, "text": " That's 11 plus-- what do I add to my--\nGuiding Bolt, plus five. So 16." }, { "end": 8822.876999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8821.317, "text": " 16 hits. Go ahead and roll damage." }, { "end": 8824.629, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8822.877, "text": " Yay. 4d6." }, { "end": 8826.681, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8824.629, "text": " Yasha, you're almost on deck." }, { "end": 8839.539, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8826.681, "text": " Ten, 16, 18, and then any attacks in the\nfuture-- the next attack has advantage." }, { "end": 8841.373000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8839.539, "text": " How much damage was that? 2d6, 18?" }, { "end": 8843.333999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 8841.373, "text": " 4d6, you said." }, { "end": 8858.826000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8843.334, "text": " Yeah, it was 4d6 radiant damage. So yeah,\nit was 18. And then I'm going to run the opposite" }, { "end": 8862.893999999998, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8858.826, "text": "direction away from him, but I'm going to keep my\nduplicate up there." }, { "end": 8866.151, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8862.894, "text": " Okay, which, for your duplicate, I should\ngo ahead and grab something." }, { "end": 8872.046, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 8866.151, "text": " Oh, you've got toys." }, { "end": 8874.273000000001, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8872.046, "text": " That backpack's almost as big as my dice\nbag." }, { "end": 8877.074999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8874.273, "text": " Almost. I was like, that's right, you can do\nthis, so I need to pull out-- we'll say for the" }, { "end": 8887.862000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8877.075, "text": "purposes of this, you're-- we'll put you-- this\nwill be your duplicate, wherever you want to move" }, { "end": 8890.529999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8887.862, "text": "it from where you are, so she moves there." }, { "end": 8898.878, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8890.53, "text": " So she's going to stay here. I can't reach\nthat far, but. Oh, shit, sorry." }, { "end": 8900.871000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8898.878, "text": " Just let me know where. There?" }, { "end": 8904.452, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8900.871, "text": " Sorry, I didn't realize it was--" }, { "end": 8905.912999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8904.452, "text": " You can get there." }, { "end": 8907.141, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 8905.913, "text": " Okay, sounds good." }, { "end": 8912.57, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8907.141, "text": " Okay, so that ends your turn. At the top of\nyour turn, this creature closest to one of the" }, { "end": 8919.554, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8912.57, "text": "people nearby screaming, this young woman who's\ntrying to back away, it just turns toward her and" }, { "end": 8928.104, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8919.554, "text": "grabs and tries to tear into her with two strikes.\nThe first one, that is actually going to miss. She" }, { "end": 8933.653, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8928.104, "text": "ducks out of the way and begins crawling across\nthe ground as it goes for a second attack. That," }, { "end": 8941.863, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8933.653, "text": "however, does hit, it's a 16. That'll do it. So\nwith eight points of bludgeoning damage, it" }, { "end": 8947.177, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8941.863, "text": "reaches down and slams its fist into her chest,\nand as it does, she gives out this horrible yelp" }, { "end": 8952.707, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8947.177, "text": "as it rips into her and begins gnawing into her\nflesh and pulls away with a mouthful of it and" }, { "end": 8959.634, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8952.707, "text": "stands up, its eyes scanning the room for the next\npossible victim. It's going to begin to stalk" }, { "end": 8966.126, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8959.634, "text": "forward, coming up to that guy. All right, Yasha,\nyour turn." }, { "end": 8971.79, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 8966.126, "text": " Okay. How close am I to them-- I want to\ngive them their weapons." }, { "end": 8975.034000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8971.79, "text": " You're right there. You'd have to-- You're\npretty close to everybody. You could distribute--" }, { "end": 8979.519, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8975.034, "text": "you could use your action to toss the weapons out\nto everybody this turn, I'll say." }, { "end": 8982.506, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 8979.519, "text": " Okay. I'll pass my weapons out this turn." }, { "end": 8988.872, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8982.506, "text": " Okay, so you'll spend your action throwing\nthem out to the individuals. So your shortsword" }, { "end": 8992.648, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8988.872, "text": "and crossbow clatter to the ground, and you\nquickly scramble to grab them. Caleb's dagger" }, { "end": 8998.282, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8992.648, "text": "falls at his foot. Your staff gets tossed quickly\nfrom behind you. Your falchion meets your arm." }, { "end": 9000.304, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 8998.282, "text": "SAM and MARISHA: Falchion." }, { "end": 9003.642, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9000.304, "text": " All right. That ends Yasha's turn. Fjord,\nyou're up." }, { "end": 9009.482, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 9003.642, "text": " Can I run up with the falchion within\nmelee?" }, { "end": 9019.64, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9009.482, "text": " You actually rush through Jester's form. You\nwatch the image dissipate as you charge through it" }, { "end": 9027.118999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9019.64, "text": "and meet up, face-to-face, with this large,\ngnarled, horrible-looking creature. What are you doing?" }, { "end": 9029.597, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 9027.119, "text": " Ripping the falchion, can I swing it into\nthe creature?" }, { "end": 9031.132, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9029.597, "text": " You may." }, { "end": 9033.780999999999, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 9031.132, "text": " And you get advantage." }, { "end": 9040.428000000002, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 9033.781, "text": " I do? Thank god, because that was a one.\n18." }, { "end": 9042.164, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9040.428, "text": " 18 hits. Go ahead and roll damage." }, { "end": 9043.364000000001, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 9042.164, "text": " Nice." }, { "end": 9046.017, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 9043.364, "text": " It's a real fight!" }, { "end": 9047.167, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9046.017, "text": " Yeah." }, { "end": 9048.603, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 9047.167, "text": " 11." }, { "end": 9052.076, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 9048.603, "text": " We've got like a dozen hit points, we'll be\nokay." }, { "end": 9060.341999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9052.076, "text": " All righty. That ends your turn? All right,\nyou're done. That brings us to Caleb." }, { "end": 9065.151, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 9060.342, "text": " I would like to use my movement to push as\nfar into the crowd as I can." }, { "end": 9066.91, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9065.151, "text": " Okay, going through the crowd is--" }, { "end": 9071.239, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 9066.91, "text": " Half-movement? That's fine, sure. I just\nwant people in front of me." }, { "end": 9073.871, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9071.239, "text": " Push through to about there. You end up\npushing a kid out of the way." }, { "end": 9079.39, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 9073.871, "text": " That's great. That's exactly fine with me\nand I will pull out the diamond and cast Chromatic" }, { "end": 9089.09, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 9079.39, "text": "Orb, and I will send a ball of cold at the\ncreature that Fee-ord-- Fjord--" }, { "end": 9092.396, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9089.09, "text": " All right, go ahead and make a spell\nattack." }, { "end": 9093.852, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 9092.396, "text": " Yes, here it comes." }, { "end": 9095.973, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 9093.852, "text": " Watch out for Fee-ord." }, { "end": 9100.504, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 9095.973, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 9103.163, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 9100.504, "text": " My goodness. That is a 17." }, { "end": 9104.916000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9103.163, "text": " 17 hits. Go ahead and roll damage." }, { "end": 9107.715, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 9104.916, "text": " Isn't Chromatic Orb like a really strong\nspell?" }, { "end": 9108.793, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 9107.715, "text": " No." }, { "end": 9114.377, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 9108.793, "text": " There's Prismatic Spray. Chromatic is the\nstarter version." }, { "end": 9115.747000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 9114.377, "text": " That is nine." }, { "end": 9120.349999999999, "speaker": "ALL", "start": 9115.747, "text": " Nein!" } ]