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[ { "end": 1.354, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 0.1, "text": " Hello, everyone." }, { "end": 3.17, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1.354, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 7.071, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 3.17, "text": " And welcome to tonight's episode of Critical\nRole, where a bunch of us nerdy-ass voice actors" }, { "end": 12.03, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 7.071, "text": "sit around and play the first game of our new\ncampaign of Dungeons and Dragons." }, { "end": 15.001999999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 12.03, "text": "(cheering)" }, { "end": 21.294, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 15.002, "text": " Super excited to be back. I've missed this a\nlot. Missed this-- oh, you guys will be fine. So" }, { "end": 29.227, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 21.294, "text": "yes. Glad you guys can join us, apparently in some\ncrazy numbers. So welcome new viewers. Hope you" }, { "end": 33.564, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 29.227, "text": "enjoy your stay. So, without further ado, let's\nget this going so we can get through our" }, { "end": 36.496, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 33.564, "text": "announcements. Since it is our first episode of\nthe year, of the campaign, I want to make sure" }, { "end": 40.099000000000004, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 36.496, "text": "that we get our announcements out of the way.\nWe've got some cool stuff to talk about. First and" }, { "end": 48.70099999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 40.099, "text": "foremost, we have two sponsors tonight. Our first\nsponsor-- and we're going into, for a time, a cool" }, { "end": 55.204, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 48.701, "text": "partnership with the folks at DnD Beyond,\nactually. They've been really awesome, and we've" }, { "end": 59.954, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 55.204, "text": "been talking, and anybody who hasn't seen it, it's\nan online digital tool where you can create your" }, { "end": 65.851, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 59.954, "text": "own D&D character, they have options to purchase\nany of the current D&D books out there, and then" }, { "end": 70.24, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 65.851, "text": "carry over any of the character options and racial\noptions over into it, so you can basically use it" }, { "end": 73.842, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 70.24, "text": "as a tool. We'll be using it to help us out in the\ngame as we go, 'cause it's actually got some pretty" }, { "end": 80.262, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 73.842, "text": "cool stuff. So excited about that. It is D-N-D\nBeyond, by the way, if you haven't seen, not the" }, { "end": 81.94800000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 80.316, "text": "ampersand. It's D-N-D." }, { "end": 84.704, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 81.948, "text": " As in nnnn." }, { "end": 89.46799999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 84.704, "text": " Nnnn. But yeah, so they're going to be a\nlong-term partner for the show, so working with us" }, { "end": 95.864, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 89.468, "text": "through the start of this campaign. We're super\nexcited. But yeah. So we're excited. You can" }, { "end": 102.182, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 95.864, "text": "currently activate-- it should be now-- some\nCritical Role content on there. They should have" }, { "end": 108.754, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 102.182, "text": "available the Blood Hunter class that I created a\ncouple of years ago, kind of refining. 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There's a bunch of stuff to" }, { "end": 145.388, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 139.738, "text": "explore on there, and a bunch of cool ways to\nincorporate the existing breadth of D&D lore and" }, { "end": 149.317, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 145.388, "text": "options in there, and now you have some of our stuff in\nthere as well, and hopefully more Critical Role" }, { "end": 154.053, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 149.317, "text": "content and Tal'Dorei content and Exandria content\ndown the road to also be available on there as we" }, { "end": 160.828, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 154.053, "text": "go. Super excited about that. I'd like to thank\nyou guys at DnD Beyond for being awesome. We also" }, { "end": 162.529, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 160.828, "text": "have our second sponsor. Sam, if you want to take\nit away." }, { "end": 163.898, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 162.529, "text": " I'm our second sponsor." }, { "end": 165.202, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 163.898, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 166.152, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 165.202, "text": " Thanks, Sam!" }, { "end": 172.577, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 166.152, "text": " No. Welcome, new viewers. Every week-- or\nmany weeks, I am charged with writing the ad for" }, { "end": 179.633, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 172.577, "text": "the sponsor of that week. I did this one way back\nin mid-December, so it'll feel a little stale." }, { "end": 183.965, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 179.633, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 192.335, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 183.965, "text": " Sorry. I didn't have time to write a new one.\nApologies to our sponsor. But our second sponsor" }, { "end": 199.078, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 192.335, "text": "tonight is Backblaze. They offer unlimited cloud\nbackup for Macs and PCs. You can restore from the" }, { "end": 204.252, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 199.078, "text": "web or via hard drive. They'll even overnight\nFedEx a drive to you, and because it's Christmas" }, { "end": 212.472, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 204.252, "text": "season, I wrote this. 'Twas the night before\nCritmas when I clicked on my mouse, but the drive" }, { "end": 219.907, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 212.472, "text": "wasn't whirring; it had said 'Adi-ouse'. When up\nfrom the cloud there arose such a sight, I knew in" }, { "end": 225.792, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 219.907, "text": "a flash that my shit was all right. As I spat out\nmy plate of cold chicken kiev, down my chimney" }, { "end": 232.589, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 225.792, "text": "came a weird little elf named Lev. I said, \"Whoa,\nwhoa, whoa, how'd you get in my place?\" Lev gave" }, { "end": 237.696, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 232.589, "text": "me a wink and punched me in the face. And suddenly\nhe fired up a pipe and started to restore my" }, { "end": 243.69, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 237.696, "text": "computer from a backup he carted. My documents,\nlike slash fiction from My Little Pony. My photos," }, { "end": 249.699, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 243.69, "text": "like me naked, covered in bologna. He mumbled that\nyou can get backed up at once for a merry little" }, { "end": 260.565, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 249.699, "text": "fee of $5 a month-s. You even get 15 days free if\nyou scroll over to backblaze.com/criticalrole. And" }, { "end": 266.631, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 260.565, "text": "just like that, my computer was on. Lev greased up\nhis body, and bam, he was gone. But I heard him" }, { "end": 272.034, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 266.631, "text": "exclaim, \"Peace out, yo, whassup! 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They have" }, { "end": 300.295, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 295.595, "text": "new boxes for all the players in the new campaign.\nAnd they have been working on something for a" }, { "end": 305.82800000000003, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 300.295, "text": "while for us to kick off the new campaign. They\nmade us a new table. If we can go to a camera view" }, { "end": 307.67499999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 305.828, "text": "of this table they made for the campaign." }, { "end": 312.28700000000003, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 307.675, "text": "(cheering)" }, { "end": 317.864, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 312.287, "text": " It's made out of English brown oak, the\ncenter Critical Role inlay is made of ash burl, is" }, { "end": 324.592, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 317.864, "text": "the background, and then rosewood for the d20\noutline, wenge for the Critical Role words" } ]

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So, without further ado, let's\nget this going so we can get through our" }, { "end": 36.496, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 33.564, "text": "announcements. Since it is our first episode of\nthe year, of the campaign, I want to make sure" }, { "end": 40.099000000000004, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 36.496, "text": "that we get our announcements out of the way.\nWe've got some cool stuff to talk about. First and" }, { "end": 48.70099999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 40.099, "text": "foremost, we have two sponsors tonight. Our first\nsponsor-- and we're going into, for a time, a cool" }, { "end": 55.204, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 48.701, "text": "partnership with the folks at DnD Beyond,\nactually. They've been really awesome, and we've" }, { "end": 59.954, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 55.204, "text": "been talking, and anybody who hasn't seen it, it's\nan online digital tool where you can create your" }, { "end": 65.851, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 59.954, "text": "own D&D character, they have options to purchase\nany of the current D&D books out there, and then" }, { "end": 70.24, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 65.851, "text": "carry over any of the character options and racial\noptions over into it, so you can basically use it" }, { "end": 73.842, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 70.24, "text": "as a tool. We'll be using it to help us out in the\ngame as we go, 'cause it's actually got some pretty" }, { "end": 80.262, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 73.842, "text": "cool stuff. So excited about that. It is D-N-D\nBeyond, by the way, if you haven't seen, not the" }, { "end": 81.94800000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 80.316, "text": "ampersand. It's D-N-D." }, { "end": 84.704, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 81.948, "text": " As in nnnn." }, { "end": 89.46799999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 84.704, "text": " Nnnn. But yeah, so they're going to be a\nlong-term partner for the show, so working with us" }, { "end": 95.864, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 89.468, "text": "through the start of this campaign. We're super\nexcited. But yeah. So we're excited. You can" }, { "end": 102.182, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 95.864, "text": "currently activate-- it should be now-- some\nCritical Role content on there. They should have" }, { "end": 108.754, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 102.182, "text": "available the Blood Hunter class that I created a\ncouple of years ago, kind of refining. 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Sam, if you want to take\nit away." }, { "end": 163.898, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 162.529, "text": " I'm our second sponsor." }, { "end": 165.202, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 163.898, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 166.152, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 165.202, "text": " Thanks, Sam!" }, { "end": 172.577, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 166.152, "text": " No. Welcome, new viewers. Every week-- or\nmany weeks, I am charged with writing the ad for" }, { "end": 179.633, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 172.577, "text": "the sponsor of that week. I did this one way back\nin mid-December, so it'll feel a little stale." }, { "end": 183.965, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 179.633, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 192.335, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 183.965, "text": " Sorry. I didn't have time to write a new one.\nApologies to our sponsor. But our second sponsor" }, { "end": 199.078, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 192.335, "text": "tonight is Backblaze. They offer unlimited cloud\nbackup for Macs and PCs. You can restore from the" }, { "end": 204.252, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 199.078, "text": "web or via hard drive. They'll even overnight\nFedEx a drive to you, and because it's Christmas" }, { "end": 212.472, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 204.252, "text": "season, I wrote this. 'Twas the night before\nCritmas when I clicked on my mouse, but the drive" }, { "end": 219.907, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 212.472, "text": "wasn't whirring; it had said 'Adi-ouse'. When up\nfrom the cloud there arose such a sight, I knew in" }, { "end": 225.792, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 219.907, "text": "a flash that my shit was all right. As I spat out\nmy plate of cold chicken kiev, down my chimney" }, { "end": 232.589, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 225.792, "text": "came a weird little elf named Lev. I said, \"Whoa,\nwhoa, whoa, how'd you get in my place?\" Lev gave" }, { "end": 237.696, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 232.589, "text": "me a wink and punched me in the face. And suddenly\nhe fired up a pipe and started to restore my" }, { "end": 243.69, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 237.696, "text": "computer from a backup he carted. My documents,\nlike slash fiction from My Little Pony. My photos," }, { "end": 249.699, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 243.69, "text": "like me naked, covered in bologna. He mumbled that\nyou can get backed up at once for a merry little" }, { "end": 260.565, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 249.699, "text": "fee of $5 a month-s. You even get 15 days free if\nyou scroll over to backblaze.com/criticalrole. And" }, { "end": 266.631, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 260.565, "text": "just like that, my computer was on. Lev greased up\nhis body, and bam, he was gone. But I heard him" }, { "end": 272.034, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 266.631, "text": "exclaim, \"Peace out, yo, whassup! 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They have" }, { "end": 300.295, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 295.595, "text": "new boxes for all the players in the new campaign.\nAnd they have been working on something for a" }, { "end": 305.82800000000003, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 300.295, "text": "while for us to kick off the new campaign. They\nmade us a new table. If we can go to a camera view" }, { "end": 307.67499999999995, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 305.828, "text": "of this table they made for the campaign." }, { "end": 312.28700000000003, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 307.675, "text": "(cheering)" }, { "end": 317.864, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 312.287, "text": " It's made out of English brown oak, the\ncenter Critical Role inlay is made of ash burl, is" }, { "end": 324.592, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 317.864, "text": "the background, and then rosewood for the d20\noutline, wenge for the Critical Role words" } ]

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So, without further ado, let's\nget this going so we can get through our" }, { "end": 36.496, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 33.564, "text": "announcements. Since it is our first episode of\nthe year, of the campaign, I want to make sure" }, { "end": 40.099000000000004, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 36.496, "text": "that we get our announcements out of the way.\nWe've got some cool stuff to talk about. First and" }, { "end": 48.70099999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 40.099, "text": "foremost, we have two sponsors tonight. Our first\nsponsor-- and we're going into, for a time, a cool" }, { "end": 55.204, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 48.701, "text": "partnership with the folks at DnD Beyond,\nactually. They've been really awesome, and we've" }, { "end": 59.954, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 55.204, "text": "been talking, and anybody who hasn't seen it, it's\nan online digital tool where you can create your" }, { "end": 65.851, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 59.954, "text": "own D&D character, they have options to purchase\nany of the current D&D books out there, and then" }, { "end": 70.24, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 65.851, "text": "carry over any of the character options and racial\noptions over into it, so you can basically use it" }, { "end": 73.842, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 70.24, "text": "as a tool. We'll be using it to help us out in the\ngame as we go, 'cause it's actually got some pretty" }, { "end": 80.262, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 73.842, "text": "cool stuff. So excited about that. It is D-N-D\nBeyond, by the way, if you haven't seen, not the" }, { "end": 81.94800000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 80.316, "text": "ampersand. 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So, without further ado, let's\nget this going so we can get through our" }, { "end": 36.496, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 33.564, "text": "announcements. Since it is our first episode of\nthe year, of the campaign, I want to make sure" }, { "end": 40.099000000000004, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 36.496, "text": "that we get our announcements out of the way.\nWe've got some cool stuff to talk about. First and" }, { "end": 48.70099999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 40.099, "text": "foremost, we have two sponsors tonight. Our first\nsponsor-- and we're going into, for a time, a cool" }, { "end": 55.204, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 48.701, "text": "partnership with the folks at DnD Beyond,\nactually. They've been really awesome, and we've" }, { "end": 59.954, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 55.204, "text": "been talking, and anybody who hasn't seen it, it's\nan online digital tool where you can create your" }, { "end": 65.851, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 59.954, "text": "own D&D character, they have options to purchase\nany of the current D&D books out there, and then" }, { "end": 70.24, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 65.851, "text": "carry over any of the character options and racial\noptions over into it, so you can basically use it" }, { "end": 73.842, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 70.24, "text": "as a tool. We'll be using it to help us out in the\ngame as we go, 'cause it's actually got some pretty" }, { "end": 80.262, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 73.842, "text": "cool stuff. So excited about that. It is D-N-D\nBeyond, by the way, if you haven't seen, not the" }, { "end": 81.94800000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 80.316, "text": "ampersand. 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It's really super" }, { "end": 370.933, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 365.052, "text": "high-quality, it's great. So thank you guys. All\nright, so. Let's see. Updates we can get through." }, { "end": 373.67, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 370.933, "text": "Laura, do you have an update for merch stuff in\nthe new year?" }, { "end": 380.82300000000004, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 373.67, "text": " (yells) Okay. Yes, I do. It's a new\ncampaign, new us, new merch. 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It's in the store right" }, { "end": 412.62899999999996, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 407.039, "text": "now, you guys, and we printed a small amount, so\nthose ones will be shipped faster, and then after" }, { "end": 416.159, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 412.629, "text": "that it'll just be pre-order, but I think it's all\nlisted as pre-order, so just so you know." }, { "end": 419.389, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 416.159, "text": " Can you photoshop out my crotch region?" }, { "end": 420.60200000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 419.389, "text": " No." }, { "end": 422.34, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 420.602, "text": " That would be a lot of photoshop, man." }, { "end": 425.10999999999996, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 422.34, "text": " None of us have that much talent in post,\nSam." }, { "end": 426.90700000000004, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 425.11, "text": " But let's just talk about this Matthew\nMercer." }, { "end": 431.606, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 426.907, "text": " Let's not talk about what I-- when I put\nthat outfit on, I did not consider quite the" }, { "end": 436.633, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 431.606, "text": "permeation in my life it would become. So there's\nthat." }, { "end": 442.14599999999996, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 436.633, "text": " So we can be with you always. Matt can\nstare at you while you sleep." }, { "end": 443.945, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 442.146, "text": " That's actually how Purvon dressed." }, { "end": 445.44599999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 443.945, "text": " God damn it." }, { "end": 447.96900000000005, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 445.446, "text": " Hey, first throwback! Well done." }, { "end": 451.501, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 447.969, "text": " Oh yeah. We've got to be careful, guys,\nbecause we have a lot of people that haven't" }, { "end": 456.14599999999996, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 451.501, "text": "watched the last campaign, or haven't finished the\nlast campaign, so no spoilers for last campaign." }, { "end": 457.689, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 456.146, "text": " I don't really remember it." }, { "end": 458.928, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 457.689, "text": " Well, we all died, so." }, { "end": 464.035, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 458.928, "text": " That's true, yeah. Okay, next announcements:\nthe Critical Role podcast we have currently up to" }, { "end": 470.737, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 464.035, "text": "date. All of Vox Machina's story, the whole first\ncampaign, is now on the podcast. You can find it" }, { "end": 477.20700000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 470.737, "text": "where the finest podcasts are downloaded. 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You guys, Vox Machina's story ended" }, { "end": 533.805, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 529.577, "text": "at this table, but it is going to live on and on\nand on-- at least for three more issues." }, { "end": 537.4399999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 533.805, "text": " Thank you very much." }, { "end": 538.9570000000001, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 537.44, "text": " Check it out everywhere." }, { "end": 549.534, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 538.957, "text": " Yeah, on Zune, on PalmPilot. Darkhorse app,\nComixology, Limewire, finally." }, { "end": 553.124, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 549.534, "text": " Napster." }, { "end": 555.708, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 553.124, "text": " I'm going to throw up." }, { "end": 559.727, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 555.708, "text": " That's okay, guys, we've got a couple more\nthings left. Thank you for hanging in there. As" }, { "end": 563.9359999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 559.727, "text": "far as con appearances go, I actually fly tomorrow\nto Miami, Florida for Paradise City Comic Con." }, { "end": 568.765, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 563.936, "text": "I'll be there tomorrow until Sunday. If you guys\nare in the area, come say hi at the convention. It" }, { "end": 573.366, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 568.765, "text": "should be fun. I have panels and signings and\nstuff. Hopefully see you there. Also, I'll be at" }, { "end": 579.457, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 573.366, "text": "Lexington Comic and Toy Con in Lexington,\nKentucky, March 9-11, Otafest in Calgary, May" }, { "end": 583.062, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 579.457, "text": "18-20, and A-Kon in Texas, June 7-10." }, { "end": 585.699, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 583.062, "text": " Jeez Louise, Matt." }, { "end": 589.101, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 585.699, "text": " We have Emerald City Comic Con, me and\nTravis." }, { "end": 591.204, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 589.101, "text": " First weekend of March." }, { "end": 598.843, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 591.204, "text": " Badass. Cool. All right, so. Paring it down,\nfinishing it up here. Thank you for your patience." }, { "end": 605.9159999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 598.843, "text": "With the new campaign, I want to renew our\nappreciation for and make sure that we push to you" }, { "end": 610.1600000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 605.916, "text": "guys that we, from the very beginning, have been\nsupporting a really amazing charity called 826," }, { "end": 616.9399999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 610.16, "text": "826LA being our local chapter. They have 826\ngroups all over the United States that they do" }, { "end": 622.9960000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 616.94, "text": "after-school creative writing, and a lot of great\ncreative classes for children who are either" }, { "end": 627.461, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 622.996, "text": "underprivileged or don't have opportunities to go\nto these types of classes. They do wonderful," }, { "end": 631.111, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 627.461, "text": "wonderful work, and we've been supporting them\nfrom the very beginning, and we're just doubling" }, { "end": 635.14, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 631.111, "text": "down on that for this new campaign. You guys as a\ncommunity have been fantastic in supporting them," }, { "end": 639.23, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 635.14, "text": "and all the charities that we've supported from\nthe very beginning. Critmas every year has been a" }, { "end": 644.338, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 639.23, "text": "very prime example of that, so I just wanted to\ncontinue to push that forward, share the love, and" } ]

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They did an\nincredible job, and we're super honored to have" }, { "end": 342.959, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 337.992, "text": "that here, and thank you guys for showing such an\nawesome appreciation for what we do." }, { "end": 346.258, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 342.959, "text": " It smells really nice." }, { "end": 348.341, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 346.258, "text": " We have cubbies!" }, { "end": 350.90500000000003, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 348.341, "text": " It smells like wood in the studio, like\nfresh wood." }, { "end": 354.20099999999996, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 350.905, "text": " And, when we get canceled, this is going to\nbe a great dining room table." }, { "end": 359.994, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 354.201, "text": " This is true! Thank you guys, Wyrmwood. If\nyou aren't familiar with any of their stuff, go to" }, { "end": 365.052, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 359.994, "text": "wyrmwoodgaming.com, that's W-Y-R-M-wood Gaming \ndot com. They do awesome work. It's really super" }, { "end": 370.933, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 365.052, "text": "high-quality, it's great. So thank you guys. All\nright, so. Let's see. Updates we can get through." }, { "end": 373.67, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 370.933, "text": "Laura, do you have an update for merch stuff in\nthe new year?" }, { "end": 380.82300000000004, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 373.67, "text": " (yells) Okay. Yes, I do. It's a new\ncampaign, new us, new merch. I don't know which" }, { "end": 382.678, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 380.823, "text": "camera I'm looking at." }, { "end": 384.361, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 382.678, "text": " That one." }, { "end": 391.514, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 384.361, "text": " So we released our teaser on socials, and\neverybody was like, \"I want that as a poster!\" So" }, { "end": 395.021, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 391.514, "text": "we listened to you, and we made it a poster!" }, { "end": 398.12800000000004, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 395.021, "text": "(cheering)" }, { "end": 399.176, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 398.128, "text": " It's a real poster?" }, { "end": 400.216, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 399.176, "text": " It's a real poster!" }, { "end": 401.392, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 400.216, "text": " Oh, wow!" }, { "end": 407.039, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 401.392, "text": " Look at this lameness that you could have\non your wall! So yeah. It's in the store right" }, { "end": 412.62899999999996, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 407.039, "text": "now, you guys, and we printed a small amount, so\nthose ones will be shipped faster, and then after" }, { "end": 416.159, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 412.629, "text": "that it'll just be pre-order, but I think it's all\nlisted as pre-order, so just so you know." }, { "end": 419.389, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 416.159, "text": " Can you photoshop out my crotch region?" }, { "end": 420.60200000000003, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 419.389, "text": " No." }, { "end": 422.34, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 420.602, "text": " That would be a lot of photoshop, man." }, { "end": 425.10999999999996, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 422.34, "text": " None of us have that much talent in post,\nSam." }, { "end": 426.90700000000004, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 425.11, "text": " But let's just talk about this Matthew\nMercer." }, { "end": 431.606, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 426.907, "text": " Let's not talk about what I-- when I put\nthat outfit on, I did not consider quite the" }, { "end": 436.633, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 431.606, "text": "permeation in my life it would become. So there's\nthat." }, { "end": 442.14599999999996, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 436.633, "text": " So we can be with you always. Matt can\nstare at you while you sleep." }, { "end": 443.945, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 442.146, "text": " That's actually how Purvon dressed." }, { "end": 445.44599999999997, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 443.945, "text": " God damn it." }, { "end": 447.96900000000005, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 445.446, "text": " Hey, first throwback! Well done." }, { "end": 451.501, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 447.969, "text": " Oh yeah. We've got to be careful, guys,\nbecause we have a lot of people that haven't" }, { "end": 456.14599999999996, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 451.501, "text": "watched the last campaign, or haven't finished the\nlast campaign, so no spoilers for last campaign." }, { "end": 457.689, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 456.146, "text": " I don't really remember it." }, { "end": 458.928, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 457.689, "text": " Well, we all died, so." }, { "end": 464.035, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 458.928, "text": " That's true, yeah. Okay, next announcements:\nthe Critical Role podcast we have currently up to" }, { "end": 470.737, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 464.035, "text": "date. All of Vox Machina's story, the whole first\ncampaign, is now on the podcast. You can find it" }, { "end": 477.20700000000005, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 470.737, "text": "where the finest podcasts are downloaded. And do\nwe have an update as far as the release schedule" }, { "end": 478.378, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 477.207, "text": "for this podcast?" }, { "end": 487.572, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 478.378, "text": " Yes, we do. They will be releasing one\nweek after we are live. We'll be one week behind." }, { "end": 489.432, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 487.572, "text": " On a Thursday?" }, { "end": 491.993, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 489.432, "text": " They will be releasing on Thursdays the\nweek after." }, { "end": 500.123, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 491.993, "text": " Oh, so you can listen to it in the morning\nand watch it live at night. If you have a lot of" }, { "end": 504.378, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 500.123, "text": "free time. 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Thank you for your patience." }, { "end": 605.9159999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 598.843, "text": "With the new campaign, I want to renew our\nappreciation for and make sure that we push to you" }, { "end": 610.1600000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 605.916, "text": "guys that we, from the very beginning, have been\nsupporting a really amazing charity called 826," }, { "end": 616.9399999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 610.16, "text": "826LA being our local chapter. They have 826\ngroups all over the United States that they do" }, { "end": 622.9960000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 616.94, "text": "after-school creative writing, and a lot of great\ncreative classes for children who are either" }, { "end": 627.461, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 622.996, "text": "underprivileged or don't have opportunities to go\nto these types of classes. 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[ { "end": 649.938, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 644.338, "text": "a big thank-you to 826 for being such an amazing\nsource of creative drive for so many young kids" }, { "end": 653.359, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 649.938, "text": "who normally wouldn't have that opportunity. So\nyou guys are amazing, and show them your" }, { "end": 654.88, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 653.359, "text": "appreciation if you can." }, { "end": 656.956, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 654.88, "text": "(cheering)" }, { "end": 662.65, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 656.956, "text": " Final shout-outs. One, thank you to Ian\nPhillips of Iron Tusk Painting, who has painted" }, { "end": 664.357, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 662.65, "text": "the miniatures for this campaign." }, { "end": 666.67, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 664.357, "text": "(cheering)" }, { "end": 670.4169999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 666.67, "text": " He actually painted me and Marisha's cake\ntoppers for our wedding, and whenever you manage" }, { "end": 674.671, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 670.417, "text": "to see them in the campaign, you can know that\nit's his handiwork. Soon enough." }, { "end": 683.5200000000001, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 674.671, "text": " Also, fun fact about Ian Phillips: I grew\nup with him. He was one of my brother's best" }, { "end": 688.653, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 683.52, "text": "friends when we first moved out here to LA, and so\nwhen that name was floating around, I was like," }, { "end": 692.583, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 688.653, "text": "wait a minute. And then we reconnected back on\nInstagram. It's such a crazy story. You know," }, { "end": 694.449, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 692.583, "text": "Critical Role brings it all back around." }, { "end": 696.842, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 694.449, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 700.3009999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 696.842, "text": " I love it. So you can follow him,\n@PaintingTusk on Twitter." }, { "end": 704.0790000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 700.301, "text": " I've had him paint 20 to 30-- I'm kind of\naddicted-- 20 to 30 miniatures. They're amazing." }, { "end": 705.646, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 704.079, "text": "He's amazing at what he does." }, { "end": 709.665, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 705.646, "text": " And final thank-yous to Warner Bros and\nMonolith Entertainment for letting us incorporate" }, { "end": 714.7629999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 709.665, "text": "the Shadow of War soundtrack into our Critical\nRole soundtrack here on the air, so those will be" }, { "end": 719.7660000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 714.763, "text": "coming into the new campaign. And, super excited,\nCD Projekt Red has been nice enough to allow us" }, { "end": 727.068, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 719.766, "text": "use of the Witcher series soundtrack to also\nincorporate into the campaign, which, honestly," }, { "end": 731.1949999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 727.068, "text": "when we started playing at home, the Witcher\nsoundtrack was most of my music, and I couldn't" }, { "end": 735.273, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 731.195, "text": "use it when we started streaming, and so it's been\na cool full-circle to be able to bring it back in." }, { "end": 740.198, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 735.273, "text": "Plus it brings a unique flavor that works with the\nnew campaign setting, so." }, { "end": 745.064, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 740.198, "text": "With that, I believe our announcements are done.\nThank you for bearing with us." }, { "end": 747.4, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 745.064, "text": " Wait, we're going to give-- oh, that's--" }, { "end": 748.63, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 747.4, "text": " Afterwards." }, { "end": 751.008, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 748.63, "text": " There's one more announcement." }, { "end": 759.041, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 751.008, "text": " Our announcement is our brand-new opening\ntitle sequence. Which I think we're ready for." }, { "end": 765.8720000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 759.041, "text": " So, as we bring it down, guys, let's go\nahead and prepare to dive in to the new year and" }, { "end": 769.3019999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 765.872, "text": "the new campaign for this episode of Critical\nRole." }, { "end": 771.912, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 769.302, "text": "(yelling)" }, { "end": 853.8040000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 771.912, "text": "[80s music]" }, { "end": 857.233, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 853.804, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 859.443, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 857.233, "text": " And welcome back." }, { "end": 861.612, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 859.443, "text": " That was a new level." }, { "end": 866.265, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 861.612, "text": " We've definitely returned to the table.\nThank you, Sam. So." }, { "end": 870.973, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 866.265, "text": " Wait, super fast. We've got to go through\ncredits. Right? Okay. So normally we don't do" }, { "end": 876.458, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 870.973, "text": "this, and I did this once before when we released\nour other opening title sequence. Yeah, 50th. So" }, { "end": 881.683, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 876.458, "text": "we're going to do this again. These are just\npeople who do so much and who do not get enough" }, { "end": 885.933, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 881.683, "text": "love. I'm going to shout them out. Sean Becker,\nwho's the unsung hero of Geek and Sundry, he's the" }, { "end": 891.9, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 885.933, "text": "executive producer. T.J. Rotell, he's our\nproduction manager around here, he makes sure that" }, { "end": 899.4019999999999, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 891.9, "text": "we actually have cameras. Maxwell James, our\nproducer that makes this show go every week. Dani" }, { "end": 906.5980000000001, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 899.402, "text": "Carr, our production coordinator, also huge\nproducer here. Steve Sprinkles, who directed that" }, { "end": 909.0039999999999, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 906.598, "text": "amazing opening title sequence." }, { "end": 910.604, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 909.004, "text": " That's not a real name!" }, { "end": 914.815, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 910.604, "text": " I know. I love it on the slate. It always\nsays 'Sprinkles'. Jan-Michael Losada, who is our" }, { "end": 922.413, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 914.815, "text": "D.P., and is the same D.P. from last time. Tristan\nSavage-Tate, our first A.C. Sean Delahunt, who is" }, { "end": 930.418, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 922.413, "text": "our key grip. Tyler Hart, who is our gaffer, who\ngaffs everything around here, he's amazing. Jenny" }, { "end": 937.394, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 930.418, "text": "Newman, who did the amazing wardrobe. She sourced\nall the wardrobe. Wren Witting, who's one of our" }, { "end": 946.062, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 937.394, "text": "hair and makeup artists. Vanessa Marie, who is our\nsecond hair and makeup artist. Jose Sosa, who was" }, { "end": 949.518, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 946.062, "text": "our production assistant. Selina Ruthe--" }, { "end": 950.961, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 949.518, "text": " That's a lot of pieces of paper!" }, { "end": 954.716, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 950.961, "text": " I know. Selina Ruthe, who did additional\nphotography, and she also does stuff every day." }, { "end": 956.439, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 954.716, "text": " Why didn't you put them on the same piece\nof paper?" }, { "end": 959.153, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 956.439, "text": " Because I didn't know there was going to\nbe this many. Brandon Clark, who was our location" }, { "end": 965.269, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 959.153, "text": "manager. Pamela Joy, who shot all the photos for\nthat, and Loretta Ritchert." }, { "end": 968.353, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 965.269, "text": " Yeah, they're with Heirloom Photography,\nand they did all of our thumbnails, too. They did" }, { "end": 969.603, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 968.353, "text": "that poster." }, { "end": 971.096, "speaker": "ASHLEY", "start": 969.603, "text": " Go check them out on Instagram!" }, { "end": 974.01, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 971.096, "text": " Jason Charles Miller, who does our\nmusic." }, { "end": 975.749, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 974.01, "text": " Party on, Garthok!" }, { "end": 980.126, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 975.749, "text": " Sean Hudson, who does our\npost-production. And Andy Inglat, who edited that" }, { "end": 984.4639999999999, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 980.126, "text": "thing. Okay. I'm sweating a lot." }, { "end": 986.1930000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 984.464, "text": " That's okay. So." }, { "end": 988.2049999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 986.193, "text": " What a night. Well, guys..." }, { "end": 990.509, "speaker": "TALIESIN", "start": 988.205, "text": " This has been great." }, { "end": 992.102, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 990.509, "text": " Holy shit." }, { "end": 994.588, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 992.102, "text": " Everyone. Everyone." }, { "end": 996.53, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 994.588, "text": " Can we open our fricking books yet?" }, { "end": 998.161, "speaker": "MARISHA", "start": 996.53, "text": " Not yet." }, { "end": 1010.006, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 998.161, "text": " Welcome to Wildemount. The year is 835 P.D.,\nor post-Divergence. This continent is divided both" }, { "end": 1016.3779999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1010.006, "text": "by jagged terrain and political powers. The\nMenagerie Coast, a collection of city-states" }, { "end": 1022.634, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1016.378, "text": "united under the Clovis Concord, monopolizes the\nsouthwestern shores and ports of Wildemount," }, { "end": 1028.826, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1022.634, "text": "thriving on open trade and cultural freedom.\nBeyond the Cyrios Mountains lies the massive" }, { "end": 1036.58, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1028.826, "text": "region known as Wynandir, bisected by the\nAshkeeper Peaks. Eastern Wynandir houses the" }, { "end": 1042.249, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1036.58, "text": "expansive wastes and turbulent badlands of\nXhorhas, overrun with all manner of beasts and" }, { "end": 1047.981, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1042.249, "text": "terrors, relics from the final battles of the\nCalamity that ruined that scarred landscape." }, { "end": 1053.833, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1047.981, "text": "Northward, you would find the Greying Wildlands, a\nlawless realm harboring a curse that has kept it" } ]

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Under the\nrule of the current King Bertrand Dwendal, now in" }, { "end": 1103.6689999999999, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1096.764, "text": "his 68th year, most are left to their own devices.\nYou live as you did before. The crown only takes a" }, { "end": 1111.544, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1103.669, "text": "tithe of what you produce and earn. You follow its\nlaws, worship its gods, and bow to its installed" }, { "end": 1118.9250000000002, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1111.544, "text": "local leadership. In return, denizens of the\nEmpire are protected from the chaotic horrors and" }, { "end": 1125.085, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1118.925, "text": "shadowed evils that stalk the edges of the\ncivilized lands. This accord has led to a" }, { "end": 1131.3690000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1125.085, "text": "prosperous century for the Empire, or at least the\npolitical elite. Tensions brew beneath the" }, { "end": 1137.2179999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1131.369, "text": "chafing watch of the Crown's Guard. Every temple\nis government-owned and run, and worship outside" }, { "end": 1143.5, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1137.218, "text": "the approved idolatry is met with imprisonment.\nRumors of military clashes at the eastern border" }, { "end": 1152.82, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1143.5, "text": "near Xhorhas have many common folk on edge. Our\nstory, however, begins much smaller. Here in the" }, { "end": 1157.847, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1152.82, "text": "southern reaches of the Marrow Valley, beyond the\nentry gates of the Wuyun Gorge, lies the small" }, { "end": 1164.087, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1157.847, "text": "rural town of Trostenwald. 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Here in this sleepy trade" }, { "end": 1193.981, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1186.859, "text": "stop along the Amber Road, a handful of wandering\ndestinies slowly begin to intersect." }, { "end": 1201.657, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1193.981, "text": "We begin in the early hours of the morning on the\nday of Grissen in a messy room on the second floor" }, { "end": 1209.837, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1201.657, "text": "of the Nestled Nook Inn. A bleary-eyed, bruised\nman in a tattered coat slowly wakens from his" }, { "end": 1215.74, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1209.837, "text": "lengthy sleep, catching his small, snoring ally\ncurled at the foot of the bed. Liam, if you would" }, { "end": 1217.78, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1215.74, "text": "like to describe your character, please." }, { "end": 1221.597, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1217.78, "text": "(nervous laughter)" }, { "end": 1222.9569999999999, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1221.597, "text": " Oh my god, no pressure!" }, { "end": 1224.941, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1222.957, "text": " Were we supposed to prepare this?" }, { "end": 1237.97, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1224.941, "text": " I'm pretty filthy. I have a mess of\nreddish-brown hair, and really filthy road" }, { "end": 1249.4080000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1237.97, "text": "clothes. I wear a long coat that I slept in. I\nslept about 20 hours last night. Jeez. Unshaven, a" }, { "end": 1251.051, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1249.408, "text": "bit of a mess." }, { "end": 1253.617, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1251.051, "text": " So far you're just talking about current\nLiam." }, { "end": 1256.253, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1253.617, "text": " What color are your eyes? I need visual." }, { "end": 1266.7069999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1256.253, "text": " They're blue. That's it. It was a rough day\nyesterday, and-- that's it." }, { "end": 1268.131, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1266.707, "text": " And your name is?" }, { "end": 1270.385, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1268.131, "text": " Oh. Caleb. Caleb Widogast." }, { "end": 1275.536, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1270.385, "text": " All right. As your smaller friend curls\nawake, Sam, would you like to describe your" }, { "end": 1277.015, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1275.536, "text": "character?" }, { "end": 1283.385, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1277.015, "text": " Yeah. Um. I am a little goblin girl." }, { "end": 1286.426, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1283.385, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1302.072, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1286.426, "text": " I am a goblin. So, you know, the green skin,\nthe green hair, the yellow eyes. And she wears" }, { "end": 1308.137, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1302.072, "text": "not-great clothes, just like her traveling\ncompanion there. She hides in the shadows a lot," }, { "end": 1315.653, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1308.137, "text": "because she knows goblins aren't welcome in this\npart, and that's about it. I mean, she's a little" }, { "end": 1320.814, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1315.653, "text": "skittish, and right now she's probably stirring\nawake as well, right?" }, { "end": 1322.854, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1320.814, "text": " Well. What's your name?" }, { "end": 1324.8110000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1322.854, "text": " Oh. Nott the Brave." }, { "end": 1331.388, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1324.811, "text": " So Caleb, as you come to consciousness, you\nglance over and can see, slowly snoring and" }, { "end": 1340.114, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1331.388, "text": "rousing at about the same time, Nott's eyes blink\nopen, her slowly groaning face looking over" }, { "end": 1341.919, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1340.114, "text": "towards you." }, { "end": 1354.902, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1341.919, "text": " (high-pitched Cockney accent) Oh! You're finally awake, \nI see. Oh yeah, motherfuckers. It's on. You were out for quite" }, { "end": 1358.151, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1354.902, "text": "some time, there. Rough day, eh?" }, { "end": 1360.1570000000002, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1358.151, "text": " (light German accent) Not our best day, no." }, { "end": 1366.749, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1360.157, "text": " No, I mean, usually you're so good at\neverything, but yesterday you were just-- maybe" }, { "end": 1368.869, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1366.749, "text": "you needed the sleep, is what you needed." }, { "end": 1371.3929999999998, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1368.869, "text": " Thank you." }, { "end": 1384.846, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1371.393, "text": " Well, don't thank me yet. I should probably\ntell you what happened while you were asleep. I" }, { "end": 1391.307, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1384.846, "text": "mean, you were asleep for so long. I got bored,\nfrankly. I was going through my pack and" }, { "end": 1392.808, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1391.307, "text": "reorganizing." }, { "end": 1395.641, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1392.808, "text": " Has anybody seen you-- seen you seen you?" }, { "end": 1404.481, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1395.641, "text": " Well, I mean, many people? I got bored.\nYou've never slept that long, so I left, I went" }, { "end": 1410.215, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1404.481, "text": "downstairs, I thought I'd do a bit of\nwindow-shopping, and you know how sometimes I get" }, { "end": 1411.6979999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1410.215, "text": "the itch, you know?" }, { "end": 1416.7720000000002, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1411.698, "text": " I do. Did you make it back here okay, at\nnight?" }, { "end": 1417.826, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1416.772, "text": " I'm here, aren't I?" }, { "end": 1418.854, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1417.826, "text": " Yeah, you are." }, { "end": 1426.1090000000002, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1418.854, "text": " Yeah, I did. But I might have been spotted by\na few of the Crown's Guard." }, { "end": 1427.895, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1426.109, "text": " Did you have the mask on?" }, { "end": 1438.355, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1427.895, "text": " No? No, I didn't. But they didn't catch me,\nso. Listen, I'm sorry, sometimes I get the urge," }, { "end": 1444.145, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1438.355, "text": "I've got to take something, you know? I was trying\nto replentish what you lost yesterday, and I failed." }, { "end": 1450.898, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1444.145, "text": " Well, we-- (sighs)-- discussed coming to a\nbigger town. It's going to be a little more" }, { "end": 1457.144, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1450.898, "text": "difficult now. You can't go-- it was easier on\noutskirts, it was easier in farms, but we can't do" }, { "end": 1458.982, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1457.144, "text": "that here." }, { "end": 1465.184, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1458.982, "text": " I know, I'm sorry. Yeah. I know. You're\nright. Yep. I just got a little bit squiggly." }, { "end": 1466.6019999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1465.184, "text": "That's all." }, { "end": 1471.3010000000002, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1466.602, "text": " Okay. Well, I think today you should have\nthe mask on at all times." } ]

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I am a little goblin girl." }, { "end": 1286.426, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1283.385, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1302.072, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1286.426, "text": " I am a goblin. So, you know, the green skin,\nthe green hair, the yellow eyes. And she wears" }, { "end": 1308.137, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1302.072, "text": "not-great clothes, just like her traveling\ncompanion there. She hides in the shadows a lot," }, { "end": 1315.653, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1308.137, "text": "because she knows goblins aren't welcome in this\npart, and that's about it. I mean, she's a little" }, { "end": 1320.814, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1315.653, "text": "skittish, and right now she's probably stirring\nawake as well, right?" }, { "end": 1322.854, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1320.814, "text": " Well. What's your name?" }, { "end": 1324.8110000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1322.854, "text": " Oh. Nott the Brave." }, { "end": 1331.388, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1324.811, "text": " So Caleb, as you come to consciousness, you\nglance over and can see, slowly snoring and" }, { "end": 1340.114, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1331.388, "text": "rousing at about the same time, Nott's eyes blink\nopen, her slowly groaning face looking over" }, { "end": 1341.919, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1340.114, "text": "towards you." }, { "end": 1354.902, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1341.919, "text": " (high-pitched Cockney accent) Oh! You're finally awake, \nI see. Oh yeah, motherfuckers. It's on. You were out for quite" }, { "end": 1358.151, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1354.902, "text": "some time, there. Rough day, eh?" }, { "end": 1360.1570000000002, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1358.151, "text": " (light German accent) Not our best day, no." }, { "end": 1366.749, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1360.157, "text": " No, I mean, usually you're so good at\neverything, but yesterday you were just-- maybe" }, { "end": 1368.869, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1366.749, "text": "you needed the sleep, is what you needed." }, { "end": 1371.3929999999998, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1368.869, "text": " Thank you." }, { "end": 1384.846, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1371.393, "text": " Well, don't thank me yet. I should probably\ntell you what happened while you were asleep. I" }, { "end": 1391.307, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1384.846, "text": "mean, you were asleep for so long. I got bored,\nfrankly. 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Did you make it back here okay, at\nnight?" }, { "end": 1417.826, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1416.772, "text": " I'm here, aren't I?" }, { "end": 1418.854, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1417.826, "text": " Yeah, you are." }, { "end": 1426.1090000000002, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1418.854, "text": " Yeah, I did. But I might have been spotted by\na few of the Crown's Guard." }, { "end": 1427.895, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1426.109, "text": " Did you have the mask on?" }, { "end": 1438.355, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1427.895, "text": " No? No, I didn't. But they didn't catch me,\nso. Listen, I'm sorry, sometimes I get the urge," }, { "end": 1444.145, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1438.355, "text": "I've got to take something, you know? I was trying\nto replentish what you lost yesterday, and I failed." }, { "end": 1450.898, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1444.145, "text": " Well, we-- (sighs)-- discussed coming to a\nbigger town. 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I am a little goblin girl." }, { "end": 1286.426, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1283.385, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1302.072, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1286.426, "text": " I am a goblin. So, you know, the green skin,\nthe green hair, the yellow eyes. And she wears" }, { "end": 1308.137, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1302.072, "text": "not-great clothes, just like her traveling\ncompanion there. She hides in the shadows a lot," }, { "end": 1315.653, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1308.137, "text": "because she knows goblins aren't welcome in this\npart, and that's about it. I mean, she's a little" }, { "end": 1320.814, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1315.653, "text": "skittish, and right now she's probably stirring\nawake as well, right?" }, { "end": 1322.854, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1320.814, "text": " Well. What's your name?" }, { "end": 1324.8110000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1322.854, "text": " Oh. Nott the Brave." }, { "end": 1331.388, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1324.811, "text": " So Caleb, as you come to consciousness, you\nglance over and can see, slowly snoring and" }, { "end": 1340.114, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1331.388, "text": "rousing at about the same time, Nott's eyes blink\nopen, her slowly groaning face looking over" }, { "end": 1341.919, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1340.114, "text": "towards you." }, { "end": 1354.902, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1341.919, "text": " (high-pitched Cockney accent) Oh! You're finally awake, \nI see. Oh yeah, motherfuckers. It's on. You were out for quite" }, { "end": 1358.151, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1354.902, "text": "some time, there. Rough day, eh?" }, { "end": 1360.1570000000002, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1358.151, "text": " (light German accent) Not our best day, no." }, { "end": 1366.749, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1360.157, "text": " No, I mean, usually you're so good at\neverything, but yesterday you were just-- maybe" }, { "end": 1368.869, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1366.749, "text": "you needed the sleep, is what you needed." }, { "end": 1371.3929999999998, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1368.869, "text": " Thank you." }, { "end": 1384.846, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1371.393, "text": " Well, don't thank me yet. I should probably\ntell you what happened while you were asleep. I" }, { "end": 1391.307, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1384.846, "text": "mean, you were asleep for so long. I got bored,\nfrankly. 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Did you make it back here okay, at\nnight?" }, { "end": 1417.826, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1416.772, "text": " I'm here, aren't I?" }, { "end": 1418.854, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1417.826, "text": " Yeah, you are." }, { "end": 1426.1090000000002, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1418.854, "text": " Yeah, I did. But I might have been spotted by\na few of the Crown's Guard." }, { "end": 1427.895, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1426.109, "text": " Did you have the mask on?" }, { "end": 1438.355, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1427.895, "text": " No? No, I didn't. But they didn't catch me,\nso. Listen, I'm sorry, sometimes I get the urge," }, { "end": 1444.145, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1438.355, "text": "I've got to take something, you know? I was trying\nto replentish what you lost yesterday, and I failed." }, { "end": 1450.898, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1444.145, "text": " Well, we-- (sighs)-- discussed coming to a\nbigger town. It's going to be a little more" }, { "end": 1457.144, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1450.898, "text": "difficult now. You can't go-- it was easier on\noutskirts, it was easier in farms, but we can't do" }, { "end": 1458.982, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1457.144, "text": "that here." }, { "end": 1465.184, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1458.982, "text": " I know, I'm sorry. Yeah. I know. You're\nright. Yep. I just got a little bit squiggly." }, { "end": 1466.6019999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1465.184, "text": "That's all." }, { "end": 1471.3010000000002, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1466.602, "text": " Okay. Well, I think today you should have\nthe mask on at all times." } ]

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Did you make it back here okay, at\nnight?" }, { "end": 1417.826, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1416.772, "text": " I'm here, aren't I?" }, { "end": 1418.854, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1417.826, "text": " Yeah, you are." }, { "end": 1426.1090000000002, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1418.854, "text": " Yeah, I did. But I might have been spotted by\na few of the Crown's Guard." }, { "end": 1427.895, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1426.109, "text": " Did you have the mask on?" }, { "end": 1438.355, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1427.895, "text": " No? No, I didn't. But they didn't catch me,\nso. Listen, I'm sorry, sometimes I get the urge," }, { "end": 1444.145, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1438.355, "text": "I've got to take something, you know? I was trying\nto replentish what you lost yesterday, and I failed." }, { "end": 1450.898, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1444.145, "text": " Well, we-- (sighs)-- discussed coming to a\nbigger town. 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Liam, if you would" }, { "end": 1217.78, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1215.74, "text": "like to describe your character, please." }, { "end": 1221.597, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1217.78, "text": "(nervous laughter)" }, { "end": 1222.9569999999999, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1221.597, "text": " Oh my god, no pressure!" }, { "end": 1224.941, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1222.957, "text": " Were we supposed to prepare this?" }, { "end": 1237.97, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1224.941, "text": " I'm pretty filthy. I have a mess of\nreddish-brown hair, and really filthy road" }, { "end": 1249.4080000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1237.97, "text": "clothes. I wear a long coat that I slept in. I\nslept about 20 hours last night. Jeez. Unshaven, a" }, { "end": 1251.051, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1249.408, "text": "bit of a mess." }, { "end": 1253.617, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1251.051, "text": " So far you're just talking about current\nLiam." }, { "end": 1256.253, "speaker": "LAURA", "start": 1253.617, "text": " What color are your eyes? I need visual." }, { "end": 1266.7069999999999, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1256.253, "text": " They're blue. That's it. It was a rough day\nyesterday, and-- that's it." }, { "end": 1268.131, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1266.707, "text": " And your name is?" }, { "end": 1270.385, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1268.131, "text": " Oh. Caleb. Caleb Widogast." }, { "end": 1275.536, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1270.385, "text": " All right. As your smaller friend curls\nawake, Sam, would you like to describe your" }, { "end": 1277.015, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1275.536, "text": "character?" }, { "end": 1283.385, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1277.015, "text": " Yeah. Um. I am a little goblin girl." }, { "end": 1286.426, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1283.385, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1302.072, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1286.426, "text": " I am a goblin. So, you know, the green skin,\nthe green hair, the yellow eyes. And she wears" }, { "end": 1308.137, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1302.072, "text": "not-great clothes, just like her traveling\ncompanion there. She hides in the shadows a lot," }, { "end": 1315.653, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1308.137, "text": "because she knows goblins aren't welcome in this\npart, and that's about it. I mean, she's a little" }, { "end": 1320.814, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1315.653, "text": "skittish, and right now she's probably stirring\nawake as well, right?" }, { "end": 1322.854, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1320.814, "text": " Well. What's your name?" }, { "end": 1324.8110000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1322.854, "text": " Oh. Nott the Brave." }, { "end": 1331.388, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1324.811, "text": " So Caleb, as you come to consciousness, you\nglance over and can see, slowly snoring and" }, { "end": 1340.114, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1331.388, "text": "rousing at about the same time, Nott's eyes blink\nopen, her slowly groaning face looking over" }, { "end": 1341.919, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1340.114, "text": "towards you." }, { "end": 1354.902, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1341.919, "text": " (high-pitched Cockney accent) Oh! You're finally awake, \nI see. Oh yeah, motherfuckers. It's on. You were out for quite" }, { "end": 1358.151, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1354.902, "text": "some time, there. Rough day, eh?" }, { "end": 1360.1570000000002, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1358.151, "text": " (light German accent) Not our best day, no." }, { "end": 1366.749, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1360.157, "text": " No, I mean, usually you're so good at\neverything, but yesterday you were just-- maybe" }, { "end": 1368.869, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1366.749, "text": "you needed the sleep, is what you needed." }, { "end": 1371.3929999999998, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1368.869, "text": " Thank you." }, { "end": 1384.846, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1371.393, "text": " Well, don't thank me yet. I should probably\ntell you what happened while you were asleep. I" }, { "end": 1391.307, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1384.846, "text": "mean, you were asleep for so long. I got bored,\nfrankly. I was going through my pack and" }, { "end": 1392.808, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1391.307, "text": "reorganizing." }, { "end": 1395.641, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1392.808, "text": " Has anybody seen you-- seen you seen you?" }, { "end": 1404.481, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1395.641, "text": " Well, I mean, many people? I got bored.\nYou've never slept that long, so I left, I went" }, { "end": 1410.215, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1404.481, "text": "downstairs, I thought I'd do a bit of\nwindow-shopping, and you know how sometimes I get" }, { "end": 1411.6979999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1410.215, "text": "the itch, you know?" }, { "end": 1416.7720000000002, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1411.698, "text": " I do. Did you make it back here okay, at\nnight?" }, { "end": 1417.826, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1416.772, "text": " I'm here, aren't I?" }, { "end": 1418.854, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1417.826, "text": " Yeah, you are." }, { "end": 1426.1090000000002, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1418.854, "text": " Yeah, I did. But I might have been spotted by\na few of the Crown's Guard." }, { "end": 1427.895, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1426.109, "text": " Did you have the mask on?" }, { "end": 1438.355, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1427.895, "text": " No? No, I didn't. But they didn't catch me,\nso. Listen, I'm sorry, sometimes I get the urge," }, { "end": 1444.145, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1438.355, "text": "I've got to take something, you know? I was trying\nto replentish what you lost yesterday, and I failed." }, { "end": 1450.898, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1444.145, "text": " Well, we-- (sighs)-- discussed coming to a\nbigger town. It's going to be a little more" }, { "end": 1457.144, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1450.898, "text": "difficult now. You can't go-- it was easier on\noutskirts, it was easier in farms, but we can't do" }, { "end": 1458.982, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1457.144, "text": "that here." }, { "end": 1465.184, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1458.982, "text": " I know, I'm sorry. Yeah. I know. You're\nright. Yep. I just got a little bit squiggly." }, { "end": 1466.6019999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1465.184, "text": "That's all." }, { "end": 1471.3010000000002, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1466.602, "text": " Okay. Well, I think today you should have\nthe mask on at all times." } ]

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So thank you." }, { "end": 1500.513, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1498.393, "text": " Ah, no problem." }, { "end": 1504.317, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1500.513, "text": " Yesterday was really not great." }, { "end": 1507.628, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1504.317, "text": " Yeah, well, we'll do better today, right?" }, { "end": 1513.155, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1507.628, "text": " Sure. Sure we will. Are you hungry?" }, { "end": 1515.133, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1513.155, "text": " Yeah, I'm starving." }, { "end": 1519.047, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1515.133, "text": " At this point, you notice the gentle smell\nof cooked meats and promises of mediocre porridge" }, { "end": 1525.268, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1519.047, "text": "and eggs just barely begins to creep beneath the\nsubtle floor of your room, meet your nostrils." }, { "end": 1532.038, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1525.268, "text": " Well, Nott, what are we going to do today? I\ncan go down and get breakfast and bring it up" }, { "end": 1538.606, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1532.038, "text": "here. At least-- I don't know. I mean, I'm a\nlittle wary of just splashing back into the town" }, { "end": 1540.102, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1538.606, "text": "right away." }, { "end": 1544.9840000000002, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1540.102, "text": " Let's go down, get some food. I'll come with\nyou, 'cause as you said, we're better together." }, { "end": 1550.1689999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1544.984, "text": "And we'll take it from there. You need some books\nand stuff, right?" }, { "end": 1552.51, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1550.169, "text": " Always." }, { "end": 1555.756, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1552.51, "text": " All right, well, that's on the to-do list." }, { "end": 1558.924, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1555.756, "text": " All right, well, let's get something to eat,\nthen." }, { "end": 1564.984, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1558.924, "text": " All right, so you prepare yourself with your\nmask set over?" }, { "end": 1573.272, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1564.984, "text": " Yes, yeah, so I have a half a mask that\ncovers my goblin face, and with the hood over," }, { "end": 1578.148, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1573.272, "text": "kind of obscures. Maybe it's not a goblin, maybe\nit's a little halfling person or something." }, { "end": 1584.28, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1578.148, "text": " Which is helpful. The southern, more rural\nregion of the Empire, especially near Felderwin," }, { "end": 1589.749, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1584.28, "text": "which is one of the largest tilling and farming\nareas of the entire Empire, has a very heavy" }, { "end": 1597.83, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1589.749, "text": "halfling population. And so while this city is not\nthe core of it, you'd probably see a larger 20-25%" }, { "end": 1602.568, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1597.83, "text": "of the population here in Trostenwald is halfling.\nSo you pass off pretty decently as long as you" }, { "end": 1609.106, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1602.568, "text": "keep away from discerning, intent eyes. So the two\nof you manage to gather your things for the time" }, { "end": 1618.148, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1609.106, "text": "being, wander down the stairs from the top floor\ndown to the base of the tavern, which, the air is" }, { "end": 1622.11, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1618.148, "text": "already bustling with townsfolk and all manner of\ntravelers preparing to take on the day's" }, { "end": 1627.116, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1622.11, "text": "responsibilities. Yorda, the 40-something woman\nbarkeep with shoulder-length blonde hair and" }, { "end": 1631.722, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1627.116, "text": "weathered skin that you previously rented your\nroom at the inn from, frantically darts behind the" }, { "end": 1637.575, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1631.722, "text": "bar while the red-headed barmaid rushes from table\nto table. It seems that the clientele is a bit" }, { "end": 1641.7, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1637.575, "text": "more than they were expecting this morning. Yorda\nyells from behind the bar to the barkeep," }, { "end": 1647.247, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1641.7, "text": "\"Adelaine, two more brats and a bit of mush at the\ncorner table.\" She looks up, \"I'm working on it!\"" }, { "end": 1650.905, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1647.247, "text": "And she runs over and heads back to the kitchen.\nThere's a faint bit of music as two" }, { "end": 1656.354, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1650.905, "text": "slovenly-looking musicians in the corner are\ntrying to work for tips with a small hat on the" }, { "end": 1660.376, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1656.354, "text": "floor that it looks like nobody's thrown any coin\ninto it. The tables are fairly busy, except for" }, { "end": 1664.296, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1660.376, "text": "maybe two that appear to be available between the\ntwo of you guys, if you'd like to find a seat." }, { "end": 1669.082, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1664.296, "text": " Okay. Sure. Is that easy to do, find a\nseat?" }, { "end": 1671.14, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1669.082, "text": " Yeah, you walk over to it, you sit down." }, { "end": 1673.5600000000002, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1671.14, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1675.79, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1673.56, "text": " Is this how D&D works?" }, { "end": 1677.171, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1675.79, "text": " What do we roll for?" }, { "end": 1679.66, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1677.171, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1684.424, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1679.66, "text": " You sit down, and due to the chaos that\nensues around you, it takes a little while for" }, { "end": 1689.981, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1684.424, "text": "Adelaine, the red-headed barmaid, to come by, and\nshe scoots by the table. \"I'm terribly sorry. What" }, { "end": 1691.53, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1689.981, "text": "\"can I get you?\"" }, { "end": 1697.791, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1691.53, "text": " You know, meat if you have it, but if you\ndon't, that's okay, too. Potatoes, or bacon if" }, { "end": 1699.731, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1697.791, "text": "it's on the menu, but really anything--" }, { "end": 1701.76, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1699.731, "text": " \"I can get you all three, it's fine. What\nyou want?\"" }, { "end": 1704.068, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1701.76, "text": " A Trost for each of us, please." }, { "end": 1709.956, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1704.224, "text": " \"For breakfast? I like you. All right, two\nTrosts and a bunch of meats. Be right back.\" And" }, { "end": 1714.5279999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1709.956, "text": "she rushes off, she pulls her hair back and ties it as\nshe goes into the kitchen, getting ready for the" }, { "end": 1720.154, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1714.528, "text": "midst of chaos. While you guys have a moment there\nat the table, you can hear conversation muttering" }, { "end": 1723.707, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1720.154, "text": "around you, and you have a brief bit of privacy to\ndiscuss." }, { "end": 1728.817, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1723.707, "text": " Yes, I need books, that's true, but did you\nfind drink yesterday?" }, { "end": 1731.377, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1728.817, "text": " I have a little left in my flask." }, { "end": 1732.499, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1731.377, "text": " How much?" }, { "end": 1734.628, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1732.499, "text": " Just a couple swigs." }, { "end": 1738.0459999999998, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1734.628, "text": " So that's also on the to-do list, then." }, { "end": 1741.3020000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1738.046, "text": " I mean, if you don't want me to get too\njittery, yeah." }, { "end": 1744.3529999999998, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1741.302, "text": " All right. Okay. So we'll do that first." }, { "end": 1746.0130000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1744.353, "text": " All right." }, { "end": 1747.9379999999999, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 1746.013, "text": " I love her." }, { "end": 1750.182, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 1747.938, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1754.642, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1750.182, "text": " A short time passes before the two platters\nare rushed over and scattered across the front of" }, { "end": 1759.8310000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1754.642, "text": "your table with a clattering. Pile of meats there\nset for you, a little bit placed on the side," }, { "end": 1764.946, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1759.831, "text": "because you might need, especially with the look\non your face-- Adelaine gives you a glance and" }, { "end": 1770.067, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1764.946, "text": "goes, \"Put something in your belly.\" Comes back\nand slides two Trosts to you." }, { "end": 1775.092, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1770.067, "text": " I remove my little mask, and then just go\n(eating noises)." }, { "end": 1778.968, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1775.092, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1783.8700000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1778.968, "text": " I take the last piece." }, { "end": 1793.5269999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1783.87, "text": " As you guys are partway through your meal--\nlet's see, this would be Caleb. You notice out of" }, { "end": 1800.3110000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1793.527, "text": "the corner of your eye a gentleman enter the door\nlooking kind of meek. Middle-age, looks" }, { "end": 1807.9019999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1800.311, "text": "work-hardened. He has a heavy chin-beard that is\nunkempt and a bit wild, but his eyes are warm." }, { "end": 1816.883, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1807.902, "text": "He's holding his hat in his grip, and he scans the\nroom with an eager glance before his face" }, { "end": 1824.1680000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1816.883, "text": "brightens, and he begins to push his way across\nthe room, in your direction, it looks like. He" } ]

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So thank you." }, { "end": 1500.513, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1498.393, "text": " Ah, no problem." }, { "end": 1504.317, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1500.513, "text": " Yesterday was really not great." }, { "end": 1507.628, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1504.317, "text": " Yeah, well, we'll do better today, right?" }, { "end": 1513.155, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1507.628, "text": " Sure. Sure we will. Are you hungry?" }, { "end": 1515.133, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1513.155, "text": " Yeah, I'm starving." }, { "end": 1519.047, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1515.133, "text": " At this point, you notice the gentle smell\nof cooked meats and promises of mediocre porridge" }, { "end": 1525.268, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1519.047, "text": "and eggs just barely begins to creep beneath the\nsubtle floor of your room, meet your nostrils." }, { "end": 1532.038, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1525.268, "text": " Well, Nott, what are we going to do today? I\ncan go down and get breakfast and bring it up" }, { "end": 1538.606, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1532.038, "text": "here. At least-- I don't know. I mean, I'm a\nlittle wary of just splashing back into the town" }, { "end": 1540.102, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1538.606, "text": "right away." }, { "end": 1544.9840000000002, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1540.102, "text": " Let's go down, get some food. I'll come with\nyou, 'cause as you said, we're better together." }, { "end": 1550.1689999999999, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1544.984, "text": "And we'll take it from there. You need some books\nand stuff, right?" }, { "end": 1552.51, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1550.169, "text": " Always." }, { "end": 1555.756, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1552.51, "text": " All right, well, that's on the to-do list." }, { "end": 1558.924, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1555.756, "text": " All right, well, let's get something to eat,\nthen." }, { "end": 1564.984, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1558.924, "text": " All right, so you prepare yourself with your\nmask set over?" }, { "end": 1573.272, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1564.984, "text": " Yes, yeah, so I have a half a mask that\ncovers my goblin face, and with the hood over," }, { "end": 1578.148, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1573.272, "text": "kind of obscures. Maybe it's not a goblin, maybe\nit's a little halfling person or something." }, { "end": 1584.28, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1578.148, "text": " Which is helpful. The southern, more rural\nregion of the Empire, especially near Felderwin," }, { "end": 1589.749, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1584.28, "text": "which is one of the largest tilling and farming\nareas of the entire Empire, has a very heavy" }, { "end": 1597.83, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1589.749, "text": "halfling population. And so while this city is not\nthe core of it, you'd probably see a larger 20-25%" }, { "end": 1602.568, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1597.83, "text": "of the population here in Trostenwald is halfling.\nSo you pass off pretty decently as long as you" }, { "end": 1609.106, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1602.568, "text": "keep away from discerning, intent eyes. So the two\nof you manage to gather your things for the time" }, { "end": 1618.148, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1609.106, "text": "being, wander down the stairs from the top floor\ndown to the base of the tavern, which, the air is" }, { "end": 1622.11, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1618.148, "text": "already bustling with townsfolk and all manner of\ntravelers preparing to take on the day's" }, { "end": 1627.116, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1622.11, "text": "responsibilities. Yorda, the 40-something woman\nbarkeep with shoulder-length blonde hair and" }, { "end": 1631.722, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1627.116, "text": "weathered skin that you previously rented your\nroom at the inn from, frantically darts behind the" }, { "end": 1637.575, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1631.722, "text": "bar while the red-headed barmaid rushes from table\nto table. 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Is that easy to do, find a\nseat?" }, { "end": 1671.14, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1669.082, "text": " Yeah, you walk over to it, you sit down." }, { "end": 1673.5600000000002, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1671.14, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1675.79, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1673.56, "text": " Is this how D&D works?" }, { "end": 1677.171, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1675.79, "text": " What do we roll for?" }, { "end": 1679.66, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1677.171, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1684.424, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1679.66, "text": " You sit down, and due to the chaos that\nensues around you, it takes a little while for" }, { "end": 1689.981, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1684.424, "text": "Adelaine, the red-headed barmaid, to come by, and\nshe scoots by the table. \"I'm terribly sorry. 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So thank you." }, { "end": 1500.513, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1498.393, "text": " Ah, no problem." }, { "end": 1504.317, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1500.513, "text": " Yesterday was really not great." }, { "end": 1507.628, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1504.317, "text": " Yeah, well, we'll do better today, right?" }, { "end": 1513.155, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1507.628, "text": " Sure. Sure we will. Are you hungry?" }, { "end": 1515.133, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1513.155, "text": " Yeah, I'm starving." }, { "end": 1519.047, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1515.133, "text": " At this point, you notice the gentle smell\nof cooked meats and promises of mediocre porridge" }, { "end": 1525.268, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1519.047, "text": "and eggs just barely begins to creep beneath the\nsubtle floor of your room, meet your nostrils." }, { "end": 1532.038, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1525.268, "text": " Well, Nott, what are we going to do today? 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So thank you." }, { "end": 1500.513, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1498.393, "text": " Ah, no problem." }, { "end": 1504.317, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1500.513, "text": " Yesterday was really not great." }, { "end": 1507.628, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1504.317, "text": " Yeah, well, we'll do better today, right?" }, { "end": 1513.155, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1507.628, "text": " Sure. Sure we will. Are you hungry?" }, { "end": 1515.133, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1513.155, "text": " Yeah, I'm starving." }, { "end": 1519.047, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1515.133, "text": " At this point, you notice the gentle smell\nof cooked meats and promises of mediocre porridge" }, { "end": 1525.268, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1519.047, "text": "and eggs just barely begins to creep beneath the\nsubtle floor of your room, meet your nostrils." }, { "end": 1532.038, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1525.268, "text": " Well, Nott, what are we going to do today? 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The southern, more rural\nregion of the Empire, especially near Felderwin," }, { "end": 1589.749, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1584.28, "text": "which is one of the largest tilling and farming\nareas of the entire Empire, has a very heavy" }, { "end": 1597.83, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1589.749, "text": "halfling population. And so while this city is not\nthe core of it, you'd probably see a larger 20-25%" }, { "end": 1602.568, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1597.83, "text": "of the population here in Trostenwald is halfling.\nSo you pass off pretty decently as long as you" }, { "end": 1609.106, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1602.568, "text": "keep away from discerning, intent eyes. So the two\nof you manage to gather your things for the time" }, { "end": 1618.148, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1609.106, "text": "being, wander down the stairs from the top floor\ndown to the base of the tavern, which, the air is" }, { "end": 1622.11, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1618.148, "text": "already bustling with townsfolk and all manner of\ntravelers preparing to take on the day's" }, { "end": 1627.116, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1622.11, "text": "responsibilities. Yorda, the 40-something woman\nbarkeep with shoulder-length blonde hair and" }, { "end": 1631.722, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1627.116, "text": "weathered skin that you previously rented your\nroom at the inn from, frantically darts behind the" }, { "end": 1637.575, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1631.722, "text": "bar while the red-headed barmaid rushes from table\nto table. It seems that the clientele is a bit" }, { "end": 1641.7, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1637.575, "text": "more than they were expecting this morning. Yorda\nyells from behind the bar to the barkeep," }, { "end": 1647.247, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1641.7, "text": "\"Adelaine, two more brats and a bit of mush at the\ncorner table.\" She looks up, \"I'm working on it!\"" }, { "end": 1650.905, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1647.247, "text": "And she runs over and heads back to the kitchen.\nThere's a faint bit of music as two" }, { "end": 1656.354, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1650.905, "text": "slovenly-looking musicians in the corner are\ntrying to work for tips with a small hat on the" }, { "end": 1660.376, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1656.354, "text": "floor that it looks like nobody's thrown any coin\ninto it. The tables are fairly busy, except for" }, { "end": 1664.296, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1660.376, "text": "maybe two that appear to be available between the\ntwo of you guys, if you'd like to find a seat." }, { "end": 1669.082, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1664.296, "text": " Okay. Sure. Is that easy to do, find a\nseat?" }, { "end": 1671.14, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1669.082, "text": " Yeah, you walk over to it, you sit down." }, { "end": 1673.5600000000002, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1671.14, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1675.79, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1673.56, "text": " Is this how D&D works?" }, { "end": 1677.171, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1675.79, "text": " What do we roll for?" }, { "end": 1679.66, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1677.171, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1684.424, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1679.66, "text": " You sit down, and due to the chaos that\nensues around you, it takes a little while for" }, { "end": 1689.981, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1684.424, "text": "Adelaine, the red-headed barmaid, to come by, and\nshe scoots by the table. \"I'm terribly sorry. What" }, { "end": 1691.53, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1689.981, "text": "\"can I get you?\"" }, { "end": 1697.791, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1691.53, "text": " You know, meat if you have it, but if you\ndon't, that's okay, too. Potatoes, or bacon if" }, { "end": 1699.731, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1697.791, "text": "it's on the menu, but really anything--" }, { "end": 1701.76, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1699.731, "text": " \"I can get you all three, it's fine. What\nyou want?\"" }, { "end": 1704.068, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1701.76, "text": " A Trost for each of us, please." }, { "end": 1709.956, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1704.224, "text": " \"For breakfast? I like you. All right, two\nTrosts and a bunch of meats. Be right back.\" And" }, { "end": 1714.5279999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1709.956, "text": "she rushes off, she pulls her hair back and ties it as\nshe goes into the kitchen, getting ready for the" }, { "end": 1720.154, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1714.528, "text": "midst of chaos. While you guys have a moment there\nat the table, you can hear conversation muttering" }, { "end": 1723.707, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1720.154, "text": "around you, and you have a brief bit of privacy to\ndiscuss." }, { "end": 1728.817, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1723.707, "text": " Yes, I need books, that's true, but did you\nfind drink yesterday?" }, { "end": 1731.377, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1728.817, "text": " I have a little left in my flask." }, { "end": 1732.499, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1731.377, "text": " How much?" }, { "end": 1734.628, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1732.499, "text": " Just a couple swigs." }, { "end": 1738.0459999999998, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1734.628, "text": " So that's also on the to-do list, then." }, { "end": 1741.3020000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1738.046, "text": " I mean, if you don't want me to get too\njittery, yeah." }, { "end": 1744.3529999999998, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1741.302, "text": " All right. Okay. So we'll do that first." }, { "end": 1746.0130000000001, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1744.353, "text": " All right." }, { "end": 1747.9379999999999, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 1746.013, "text": " I love her." }, { "end": 1750.182, "speaker": "TRAVIS", "start": 1747.938, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1754.642, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1750.182, "text": " A short time passes before the two platters\nare rushed over and scattered across the front of" }, { "end": 1759.8310000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1754.642, "text": "your table with a clattering. Pile of meats there\nset for you, a little bit placed on the side," }, { "end": 1764.946, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1759.831, "text": "because you might need, especially with the look\non your face-- Adelaine gives you a glance and" }, { "end": 1770.067, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1764.946, "text": "goes, \"Put something in your belly.\" Comes back\nand slides two Trosts to you." }, { "end": 1775.092, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1770.067, "text": " I remove my little mask, and then just go\n(eating noises)." }, { "end": 1778.968, "speaker": "SAM", "start": 1775.092, "text": "(laughter)" }, { "end": 1783.8700000000001, "speaker": "LIAM", "start": 1778.968, "text": " I take the last piece." }, { "end": 1793.5269999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1783.87, "text": " As you guys are partway through your meal--\nlet's see, this would be Caleb. You notice out of" }, { "end": 1800.3110000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1793.527, "text": "the corner of your eye a gentleman enter the door\nlooking kind of meek. Middle-age, looks" }, { "end": 1807.9019999999998, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1800.311, "text": "work-hardened. He has a heavy chin-beard that is\nunkempt and a bit wild, but his eyes are warm." }, { "end": 1816.883, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1807.902, "text": "He's holding his hat in his grip, and he scans the\nroom with an eager glance before his face" }, { "end": 1824.1680000000001, "speaker": "MATT", "start": 1816.883, "text": "brightens, and he begins to push his way across\nthe room, in your direction, it looks like. He" } ]