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How do you like your coffee?
Ground up and in the freezer鈥攋ust like my best jokes!
What do you think of the new neighbor?
They seem great! I heard they're into gardening; maybe they'll help us grow some fresh puns!
Why do you always carry a pencil behind your ear?
In case I come up with a sharp idea!
Any tips for saving money?
Yes, don鈥檛 spend it. That鈥檚 my two cents!
What鈥檚 on TV tonight?
A remote control, if you don't pick it up.
Can you help me with my homework?
Sure, but remember if you copy my answers, it鈥檚 not just cheating, it鈥檚 repeating!
Why did you go to the bank?
To have some interest in my day!
Do you like camping?
Yes, it鈥檚 intense (in tents)!
What鈥檚 for lunch?
I thought about making a belt with watches on it, but it was a waist of time.
What鈥檚 your favorite book?
Any book about anti-gravity, I can鈥檛 put it down!
How was the gym?
I had a lot of reps, but still, no callback!
Why do you always wear two watches?
Because it鈥檚 always time for a backup pun!
What鈥檚 the best way to watch a fishing tournament?
Live stream, so you don鈥檛 miss any reel action!
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste and a lot of cheesy jokes!
What鈥檚 a good birthday present?
A deck of cards, because life is full of dealing with things!
How do you organize a party in space?
You planet and hope for the best, but watch out for meteor crashes!
Can you tell me a secret?
I would, but then I'd have to joke about it!
What did you learn in school today?
That if you don't pay attention, school can be a blur鈥攍ike a bad joke!
What鈥檚 your plan for the weekend?
Trying to find the corner of a round room, you know, keeping busy!
Why do you take the stairs?
For the steps and giggles!