I've got a crazy mental illness.
I dislike numbers a lot. But it's a little complicated:
The number I'm afraid of depends on which day of the week it is...
This is a concrete description of my mental illness:
Monday     --> 12
Tuesday    --> numbers greater than 95
Wednesday  --> 34
Thursday   --> 0
Friday     --> numbers divisible by 2
Saturday   --> 56
Sunday     --> 666 or -666
Write a function which takes a string (day of the week) and an integer (number to be tested) so it tells the doctor if I'm afraid or not. (return a boolean)
def am_I_afraid(day,num):
    return {'Monday'    : num == 12, 
            'Tuesday'   : num > 95, 
            'Wednesday' : num == 34, 
            'Thursday'  : not num, 
            'Friday'    : not (num % 2), 
            'Saturday'  : num == 56, 
            'Sunday'    : num == 666 or num == -666
           }[day]
def am_I_afraid(day,num):
    return {'Monday'    : num == 12, 
            'Tuesday'   : num > 95, 
            'Wednesday' : num == 34, 
            'Thursday'  : not num, 
            'Friday'    : not (num % 2), 
            'Saturday'  : num == 56, 
            'Sunday'    : num == 666 or num == -666
           }[day]