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@SatansLezzie @gehrig38 @joesmith12431 @ejamesl I think he was huffing that pine tar they use for bat gripping.
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@DeltaAssist Tried 2 get earlier flt 2day @BWI Turnd away bcuz it was 2 late Then agent let other pas on #silvereliteleftbehind
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@CNN : It's not Fox News, it's Fox Propaganda Network, they're so lost in their lies, that they can't tell the truth, if it hit them in face
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Learning to trust God can quiet a troubled & restless heart, bring peace to a weary soul, & eliminate the hopelessness that #addiction is!
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depress 😭
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ffs as if tate thought wind in the willows was a serious play, can't wait to see him play a singing badger πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚
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Muscled man with huge heart is messing with my brain and heart. #lost #confused
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@thatsabingo grim really
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@KristenWACamera I really enjoyed both episodes. I had a bit of a gloomy day today but I feel a sense of inspiration from listening.
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Seeing an old coworker and his wife mourn the loss of their 23 year old daughter was one of the saddest things I've ever seen 😒
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If someone keeps #laughing at you, don't #fret . At least u r giving #happiness .'\n#quotes #quotestoliveby
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@knology has providing customers w/equipment that doesn't deliver speeds of internet services that they have been charging. #scam
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What do you do?'\n'You are not worthy enough to know.' #what #serious
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@pxrfectpeach it's got her little pout
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@BenLeubsdorf @DykstraDame @WSJ idiots are going to sink the economy with free money policies.
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The horrible puns for the day have been made. I shall return to my cage in a dark corner by myself while crying & laughing hysterical now.
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Nature looks a lot greener on gloomy dayz
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@_iConceitedOne_ Hi! We hate that you're unhappy your bill keeps going up! What unique features do you want with your plan? ^RobertS
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Man city's kit is dreadful!
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@GrimsToyShow @hunna_chunna you got hacked on your gaming channel grim by evil wood clowns yesterday September 20 and September 21 today
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final vestiges of my 90's childhood were just dashed on the shoals of hearing a house cover of Tracy Chapman's 'fast car' at the dayjob
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@TelegraphNews why is this evil corrupt fuck still knocking about? The wrong people die I'm telling you. Do you job grim reaper!
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i cant live anymore my roblox got termianted :(((((((((((((((((((((((( #sad #killme #lol #robloxgamer
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Awake at 5.30am with a seriously bad throat πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜·πŸ€’ glands feel huuuuuuuge and I'm in uni soon! #grim
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Wanna pop some pills, sedate myself, and wake up tomorrow.
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Two blankets, a hoody, and still no Eternal Sunshine to mope to.
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I saw someone discourage someone from following their dreams. Just because you want to live in mediocrity doesn't mean someone else should.
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Anybody know a good place to book a show in #Montreal on short but not super-short notice? #punkrock #postpunk #blues
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@10carley what a sulky pants!
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@AnjiDunlap droop in leggings? Are they wearing XXXL?
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Caballero's passing remains absolutely dreadful I see!
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I was in the dark room for 58 minutes and failed every time I tried developing a photo I'm so frustrated with myself :')
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Can it be 10 PM so I can sulk in my tub while listening to Lana
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@MCHorseFayse @bockaguyjim @generalgoodsman @nevernotdavid so you were owned by losers on Twitter #sad
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penny dreadful just cleaved off a fraction of my heart
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Depression sucks!
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I added Paul Walker on Xbox but he just spends all of his time on the dashboard. #humor #funny
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why do i have such a thing for dark curly hAIR
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F'n morons u23 SMFH can't just be lackadaisical
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@khloe_speaks sad music
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Back in the big time after selection last night. Absolutely buzzing. Bring on the roaches #SG16 #kickittomehigh #nswgaa #blues #statevstate
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@DeltaAssist Tried 2 get earlier flt 2day @BWI Turnd away bcuz it was 2 late Then agent let other pas on #silvereliteleftbehind #unhappy
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Like keep grinding boy your life can change in one year, and even when it's dark out the sun is shining somewhere...'
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Never switched up, stayed down this the same person since day one.
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Am a very old person I can't handle some stuff....lol I just left her there.... Get back to me when you're sober
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Transparency and openness ' is a dull sell for a fans group - want more verbs like buying, defending, building and securing.
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Ffs clan... seriously never been so disheartened
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@FantasyGuruSite I knew you were going to do that. I would definitely buy if I didn't live in Texas where you can't play DFS. ... so depress
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@todofuku dreadful day at work n now im gonna be late for class n im covered in paint, n now i have to work a night shift too :/
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Good morning chirpy #SpringEquinox and your pensive sister #AutumnEquinox A perfect day however it is expressed πŸŒΉπŸπŸŒ“β˜―οΈ #theBeautyofBalance
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So when I try I fail... and when I don't try... I still fail... #confused and #lost
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she's always so insensitive whenever i grieve idgi
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I should have stayed at home.
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| At home sick... 🎼The blues🎼 won't cure it so I need ideas 🎸😭 | #sorethroat #sick #blues #music #fallweather #carletonuniversity #ottawa
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Dreams dashed and divided like million stars in the night sky.
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im thoroughly in love w zen and jumin and i dont think id even have the patience for either of them irl im old and weary
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Got paid to vacuum up rat poop. (-: never a dull day in the biology department ...
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How much time should I give to my friend who lost his laptop to mourn before I can ask him to give me his laptop charger and extra battery??
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Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration, the rest of us just get up and go to work.' -- Stephen King #authors #serious #writingtip
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@MHChat #mhchat Childhood experiences inform adult relationships. We have associative memories Not a question of ability to process #sadness
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*Sigh* #depression #saddness #afterellen #shitsucks
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@SiWheeler78 never a dull moment, hope you had a gd trip down
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@WYSdaily I'm confident they will NEVER experience our successes of last 50yrs. Best they can hope for is to be another Bournemouth
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@talkRobyn oh dear I have to watch this the woman with the pout did well
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It's easy to #fall #asleep in class, but hard to in bed. #True #whileyouweresleeping #insomnia #TeamFollowBack #RockTheReTweet
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@AshleyCWilson @MrDavidHobbs @IndyCaronNBCSN Glad the TV coverage was so successful because the attendance looked pretty dismal.
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My encouragement today is my dog while my head is in a fog. #epicfail #depression #feelingfedup #tired #ihaveheardeverything #wondering
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#PeopleLikeMeBecause they see the happy exterior, not the hopelessness I sometimes feel inside. #depression #anxiety #anxietyprobz
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But guess what ? I'm sober
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and for inconsolable Oxford academics - 'Brussels should just ignore the #Brexit vote and tell the UK it can't leave the EU....ever....wah'
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@StarklyDark 'Come here. Come on. Into my arms. I'm not going anywhere, Tony, I swear.' Steve told him, quiet and solemn.
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Sky news still pushing the Brexit gloom line, managing to ignore the fact it's simply not happening. 'But in the future.....'
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@icapturpix @DRUDGE_REPORT I agree. This current, ultra-left Democratic party lost a lot of members, including myself. I switched to Repub.
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Actually I always idealize the end of my relationships .. Such a pessimist
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Can I just sulk in peace πŸ˜‚
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Biggest joke in life? Kardashian and Jenner stans. Their lives are so dull, parents must be so proud.
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My life went from happy to unhappy..
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I don't want the pity of my instructors but I'd like some understanding. I'm truly trying despite ALL circumstances that make me discouraged
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It's way too hard not to get discouraged.
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It's sad when your man leaves work a little bit late and your worst fear is 'Oh no!! Did he get stopped by the police?!?! ' #ourworld
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And I won't even get started with Hillary and her fancy fundraisers! #depressing
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@kikibug13 Don't look. You'll only be very, very unhappy. \n\n(NNGH. I got the email notif THANK YOU.)
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If anybody needs me I'll be drowning my blues in a sea of whiskey 🍻
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πŸ‚πŸŽ΅β˜€\n#fall sounds great !\ndream #blues #rock by @RaphaelSlagg.\nGet the top album 'One Love' by hero @BlindFret. :D
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Ok it really just sunk in that I'm seeing the 🐐 in a few hours.. wow πŸ™„πŸ™„
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Dropped my phone in the sink earlier.No sound, but everythin else works.Prepared myself for life without music until I put my earphones in
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@SilkInSide @TommyJoeRatliff that's so pretty! I love the sky in the background and the purple highlights with the dull colors is great
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It's pretty clear I can't stand @HillaryClinton, no tolerance for habitual liars. Not a Trump fan either so what's a citizen to do? #despair
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@deshbhakthoon always unhappy and easily offended.
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The @Orioles are in contention and hosting @RedSox nation and Camden is empty #sad
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@kimdelacreme_ @Srgohdatzme305 I'm there... let me know #sober
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I don't think I can go to work tomorrow since val has left #GBBO I need a day to mourn
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i wonder how a guy can broke his penis while having sex? #serious
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Did you know apples turn brown when a enzyme called polyphenol oxidase reacts with oxygen! Well I do #dull #applefacts πŸ€“πŸ
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Incredibly shocked and disappointed with @united customer service. Really making me rethink flying with them in the future. #unhappy
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@KatHeartwell some don't see the difference between courting and appealing to a women vs deception & pressure it's depressing
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Hello my dear friends, I will be back online this Friday night. I miss you! #sober #sobriety #recovery
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Special thanks to @hamsterwatch & @UgotBronx for keeping us updated & entertained this dismal BB season πŸ’•
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@John_Hanna he has become so dreary, also, yes...
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Just put the winter duvet on β˜ƒοΈβ„οΈπŸŒ¬β˜”οΈ #serious
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