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0 | Oh, thank you very much. And I love your...coat. I love your coat. | 0 |
1 | Well, it's not but I'm still mad about it. | 3 |
2 | How are you going to get everything done? | 4 |
3 | Lily, where'd you get that? | 1 |
4 | I'll come with you. | 0 |
5 | What?! | 3 |
6 | What are you... What you're talking about? | 1 |
7 | In the mail or in my mind? Zero. She's up three-zip. Oh! Cupcakes! Great. I bet they're delicious, too. Yup, they're delicious. Damn it! I don't deserve these delicious cupcakes. God, I hate myself right now. | 1 |
8 | It means nothing. | 2 |
9 | I'm lost. What do I do? | 4 |
10 | He moved to Hong Kong for work and I was like, good enough. | 4 |
11 | Thank you. You wrote all that you love our queen of the day. And Lilypad, you must guess who wrote what. "From his friends to his students, Lily that everyone in his life..." | 3 |
12 | You know, this is perhaps good that you called Karen. | 2 |
13 | I'm sorry, dude, it was funny. | 3 |
14 | My God. You just do it again. You've mosbysé! | 0 |
15 | "Got out"? What do you mean? | 4 |
16 | Robin?! | 1 |
17 | Lily, you're being a wee bit intense about this band thing. | 1 |
18 | It's some sort of mutant combination of the two. It's as if a cockroach and a mouse...you know... | 2 |
19 | What does this button? | 0 |
20 | Third base. Seriously, third base. | 3 |
21 | So are you gonna go to dinner with him? | 4 |
22 | Why, I mean, there's just so much you need to know about her. Okay, for starters, don't ever cry in front her. | 1 |
23 | OK, I'm just asking. You really want to recover? | 2 |
24 | Barney, I'm only gonna say this once, so listen up. I love you and I love Robin. And I want to make this work. So if you give me a few weeks of attention, I could give you a lifetime of happiness. Can you do that for me? | 1 |
25 | Whoa, whoa, you have got to be kidding me. Ted... | 0 |
26 | Oh, come on, you have been throwing yourself at me all night. | 0 |
27 | Hey, where the hell did you disappear to last night? | 2 |
28 | You know what I'm going to do? I'll call on. I will do "you remember me? It's been a ". It's funny because I just saw. | 1 |
29 | Well, well you do. You're going to confront it. | 3 |
30 | Pant, pant... | 0 |
31 | Now I have letters from Becca who say, "I'll come see you the day I get out of here. I'll hang your eyes in my rearview mirror. "Women, eh? | 0 |
32 | Of course. You think I'm sleeping in it? | 0 |
33 | Dude, I'm a girl. Our female parts are like a cobweb.Sometimes you jokes of things you want to. | 4 |
34 | Oh! A ferret. I'll buy it some food next door at the Pet Palace. I've always wanted one, but Marshall have this secret phobia of ferrets. | 2 |
35 | I got a job. | 3 |
36 | Exactly. This is an important secret. How do you say "secret" in Spanish? | 3 |
37 | I know... I was this close to being a huge slut. | 4 |
38 | Oh, that's a tough one. You know who I think could handle a problem like that? | 1 |
39 | Hey, Dracula. Come on. Give me your candy. Gimme! | 1 |
40 | Hey, man, how are you? | 1 |
41 | That's great. Like "right now" ready? (She laughs) | 1 |
42 | And who's gonna represent you? Dibs on Marshall as my lawyer! | 0 |
43 | Hi, Abby. | 0 |
44 | If you want to make one of your classes exciting, I could read it from someone a little more fun, your students can pay attention and learn. | 4 |
45 | g*n! She's got a g*n! | 0 |
46 | I hate to say this, but I think you're going to have to sell your stuff. | 3 |
47 | Have you ever fallen asleep while eating ribs? | 1 |
48 | All of it. The fact that I became a lawyer to save the environment, and now I'm working for the bad guys instead. The fact that I am stuck in this job because of a mortgage I can barely afford on an apartment that is crooked. The fact that I am a grown man, and nobody, not even a*tillery Arthur, has the right to talk t... | 3 |
49 | It meant nothing to us. It just felt really really really good. | 2 |
50 | What the hell? | 2 |
51 | Lily, the downside to having giant, Japanese anime eyes is that they're easy to read. And yours are screaming, "What about my trip to Spain, b*at?" | 1 |
52 | Hey, if you and Jessica are BFFs, how come we've never met her? | 2 |
53 | No, no turning back. Ranjit, party number three. | 1 |
54 | Yeah, I do. We ode that dude big time. | 3 |
55 | So badly. | 3 |
56 | What? Wait, you were aware? You lied to me? | 2 |
57 | Hey, Ted, are you busy? | 2 |
58 | Here's the deal. My friend just got dumped so he's a little shy but he'd love to buy you a drink and get to know you. The problem is he thinks a pretty girl like you won't go for a guy like him. So would you slap me across the face so he could see you're not into guys who feed you lines? What do you say? For my friend? | 0 |
59 | I knew it. I've always known. It remained the same trail irresponsible. And when I see Barney... | 1 |
60 | You know what will happen? | 3 |
61 | And a pineapple. | 3 |
62 | Flowers? | 1 |
63 | Look at that, our table. | 3 |
64 | Wait. Expect. I want to say. | 0 |
65 | A van is more expensive. | 1 |
66 | The police officer was unharmed but um... | 4 |
67 | I'm gonna call Barney, see how they're doing. | 1 |
68 | Marshall can't know about this. Look, Ted, it's dark, I don't know how to change a tire, and I've stumbled into the beginning of a very scary campfire story. Can you please hurry? | 2 |
69 | yeah, well... I think it'll be okay. | 0 |
70 | What? | 0 |
71 | God,I hope not. Hey, cool murphy bed. | 1 |
72 | It works like this: one of us goes into the office the other and said... | 0 |
73 | Oh, God. Oh, bite me! | 4 |
74 | Oh, my God. | 0 |
75 | No. Are you? Just because a woman lives alone doesn't mean she's a les... | 4 |
76 | Yes, no, I know. Pete, we drank together yesterday. | 3 |
77 | Nice. | 1 |
78 | It is. It... is... go! It is. | 3 |
79 | I love you. | 0 |
80 | Forget it is located. If you try something, they'll know it's us. We should all go... | 3 |
81 | Stop! I'm not pregnant. This is an intoxication. I ate something at the restaurant, three hours later, I vomited like a fountain. | 4 |
82 | Uh... Okay, I did a bad thing last night. I looked up his address. | 1 |
83 | So I said, "the cab, of course" | 4 |
84 | This kid doesn't stand a chance. | 2 |
85 | Anhedonic? | 1 |
86 | Dude, you walked out of the room, the laws of physics stopped and the laws of awesome tripled. | 3 |
87 | I said I'd get us. | 0 |
88 | I hate them. Swedish architecture collective. | 1 |
89 | And you got what, if you succeed? | 1 |
90 | We all change, Lily. You know, you don't spell "women" with a "Y" anymore. And I'm okay with that. And you need to be okay with the fact that I may never become an environmental lawyer. | 3 |
91 | But you did not do it, you've continued to insist. | 0 |
92 | And become an environmental lawyer? | 2 |
93 | I'm... So glad we're trying, and I'm going to be really excited for when it happens, but this isn't a race. | 3 |
94 | Really? | 2 |
95 | What kind of dirtbag doesn't stand by his best friends, but instead sides with some self-righteous bitch with a pointless cause and a megaphone? | 0 |
96 | How they made you call the Hurricane Hector when he was pouring with rain? | 2 |
97 | No. (And hangs up) | 4 |
98 | There's no way that's a picture of me. That woman has on hoop earrings, I don't even own hoop earrings. I have one pair and they're gold. Those are Fruit Loops. | 4 |
99 | Good luck on your date. I hope she's everything you're looking for. | 4 |
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