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Hello? Anyone in there? |
Helloooo? |
Are you going to open the door? At any time? |
Hello? Can y--no? |
Are you going to open this door? Because it's fairly urgent. |
Oh, just open the door! That's too aggressive. Hello, friend! Why not open the door? |
Hm. Could be Spanish, could be Spanish. Hola, amigo! Abre la puerta! Donde esta--no. Um... |
Fine! No, absolutely fine. It's not like I don't have, you know, ten thousand other test subjects begging me to help them escape. You know, it's not like this place is about to EXPLODE. |
Alright, look, okay, I'll be honest. You're the LAST test subject left. And if you DON'T help me, we're both going to die. Alright? I didn't want to say it, you dragged it out of me. Alright? Dead. Dos Muerte. |
Hello! |
Helloooooooooooo! |
Go on! |
Open the door! |
Hello! |
HA! I knew someone was alive in here. |
AH! Oh. My. God. You look terribl-- ummm... good. Looking good, actually. |
Are you okay? Are you - Don't answer that. I'm absolutely sure you're fine. There's plenty of time for you to recover. Just take it slow. |
Stay calm! 'Prepare' - that's all they're saying. 'Prepare.' It's all fine. Alright? Don't move. I'm gonna get us out of here. |
Oh. You MIGHT want to hang onto to something. Word of advice, up to you. |
You alright down there? Can you hear me? Hello? |
Most test subjects do experience some cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now you've been under for... quite a lot longer, and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage. |
But don't be alarmed, alright? Although, if you do feel alarm, try to hold onto that feeling because that is the proper reaction to being told you have brain damage. |
Do you understand what I'm saying? At all? Does any of this make any sense? Just tell me, 'Yes'. |
Okay. What you're doing there is jumping. You just... you just jumped. But nevermind. Say 'Apple'. 'Aaaapple.' |
Simple word. 'Apple'. |
Just say 'Apple'. Classic. Very simple. |
Ay. Double Pee-Ell-Ee. |
Just say 'Apple'. Easy word, isn't it? 'Apple'. |
How would you use it in a sentence? 'Mmm, this apple's crunchy,' you might say. And I'm not even asking you for the whole sentence. Just the word 'Apple'. |
Okay, you know what? That's close enough. Just hold tight. |
Alright, I wasn't going to mention this to you, but I am in PRETTY HOT WATER here. |
How you doing down there? You still holding on? |
The reserve power ran out, so of course the whole relaxation center stops waking up the bloody test subjects. |
Hold on! This is a bit tricky! |
And of course nobody tells ME anything. Noooo. Why should they tell me anything? |
Why should I be kept informed about the life functions of the ten thousand bloody test subjects I'm supposed to be in charge of? |
Oi, it's close... can you see? Am I gonna make it through? Have I got enough space? |
Agh, just... I just gotta get it through here... |
Okay, I've just gotta concentrate! |
And whose fault do you think it's going to be when the management comes down here and finds ten thousand flipping vegetables? |
Aggh, see, now I hit that one, I hit that one... |
Okay, listen, we should get our stories straight, alright? If anyone asks -- and no one's gonna ask, don't worry -- but if anyone asks, tell them as far as you know, the last time you checked, everyone looked pretty much alive. Alright? Not dead. |
Okay, almost there. On the other side of that wall is one of the old testing tracks. There's a piece of equipment in there we're gonna need to get out of here. I think this is a docking station. Get ready... |
Good news: that is NOT a docking station. So there's one mystery solved. I'm going to attempt a manual override on this wall. Could get a bit technical! Hold on! |
Almost there! Remember: you're looking for a gun that makes holes. Not bullet holes, but-- well, you'll figure it out. Really do hold on this time! |
Whew. There we go! Now I'll be honest, you are probably in no fit state to run this particular type of cognitive gauntlet. But... um... at least you're a good jumper. So... you've got that. You've got the jumping on your side. Just do your best, and I'll meet you up ahead. |
Alright, off you go! |
Go on. Just... March on through that hole. |
Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead. |
I know I've painted quite a grim picture of your chances. But if you simply stand here, we will both surely die. |
So, once again, just... move along. One small step and everything. |
Go on. |
On ya go. |
Your destination's probably not going to come meet us here. Is it? So go on. |
That's the spirit! |
Good luck! |
Hey hey! You made it! |
There should be a portal device on that podium over there. |
I can't see it though... Maybe it fell off. Do you want to go and have a quick look? |
It's alright. No, go on, just have a look about. |
No, that's right. Over by the podium, yeah. |
Just---if you just--okay, just stand by the podium and just look up. |
That's it, no, that's it! Yeah. |
Whoa! |
Hello? |
Can you see the portal gun? |
Also, are you alive? That's important, should have asked that first. |
I'm--do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to work on the assumption that you're still alive and I'm just going to wait for you up ahead. |
I'll wait--I'll wait one hour. Then I'll come back and, assuming I can locate your dead body, I'll bury you. Alright? Brilliant! Go team! See you in an hour! Hopefully! If you're not... dead. |
Hey! Oi oi! I'm up here! |
Oh, brilliant. You DID find a portal gun! You know what? It just goes to show: people with brain damage are the real heroes in the end aren't they? At the end of the day. Brave. |
Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room. |
Just pop a portal right behind me there, and come on through to the other side. |
Pop a little portal, just there, alright? Behind me. And come on through. |
Right behind me. |
Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through. |
Pop a portal. Behind me, on the wall. Come on through. |
Come on through. |
Come on through to the other side. |
Come on through. |
Okay, listen, let me lay something on you here. It's pretty heavy. They told me NEVER NEVER EVER to disengage myself from my Management Rail. Or I would DIE. But we're out of options here. So... get ready to catch me, alright, on the off chance that I'm not dead the moment I pop off this thing. |
On three. Ready? One... Two... |
THREE! That's high. It's TOO high, isn't it, really, that-- |
Alright, going on three just gives you too much time to think about it. Let's, uh, go on one this time. Okay, ready? |
ONE Catchmecatchmecatchmecatchmecatchme |
OW. |
OW... |
I. Am. Not. Dead! I'm not dead! [laughter] |
I can't move, though. That's the problem now. |
Are you still there? Can you pick me up, do you think? If you are there? |
Hello? Can you--can you pick me up, please? |
Sorry, are you still there? Could you--could you pick me up? |
If you ARE there, would you mind... giving me a little bit of help? Just picking me up. |
Look down. Where am I? Where am I? |
On the floor. Needing your help. The whole time. All the time. Needing your help. |
Still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up. Um. |
Look down. Who's that, down there, talking? It's me! Down on the floor. Needing you to pick me up. |
I spy with my little eye, something that starts with 'f'. |
Do you give up? It was the floor. Lying down on the floor. Is where I am. Needing you to pick me up. |
Don't want to hassle you. Sure you're busy. But--still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up. |
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