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One!
Hello, criminals!
Stop douchebags.
The city needs me. I am the knight.
I am vengeance. I am grace.
Hello?
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Ha ha ha!
Get dead. All dead. Anyway, who's up for waffles?
Wah, wah, wah, wah!
Take them down. 10-4. Copy.
Just a quick question. What's with the frickin' shark?
is your experience. And what's a fish doing in Arkham? You got mental health issues, Shark.
Oh, shit.
Come on, Captain. You just got here. I've been inside five freaking years.
Oh, sorry, Deadshot. Are we interrupting your being strapped to a gurney?
Okay, so are we gonna do the murder each other thing or what? Because I'll be straight with you. I'd kill anyone to get out of here. I'd kill you. I'd kill myself.
Welcome back. Who wins?
Miss you read.
Maybe.
You found the Riddler's hat of invisibility!
Nothing says international assassin like a freaking jetpack.
You're probably right.
Jetpacks seem more like a Deathstroke thing anyway.
Mein.
Well, tickle me stupid. Sharks can fly.
You guys are making a girl miss solitary.
Still, sure is nice to be out of Arkham. Thanks, douchebags.
Well, four exploding heads are better than one. Where are we going and who are we killing?
You jinxed it. This ride's like the Aussie. It's old and it stinks.
Working together would be a train wreck and you do not disappoint!
Can you feel that?
She made us a mixtape.
Jane.
The worst dirty movie I ever saw.
Best dirty movie I ever saw!
Stay here, pal.
Something scared him off?
Hey, Bruce!
Still using shadows to scare the crap out of us criminals, huh?
Don't sweat it. Batman doesn't kill people.
Are you okay?
Every woman for herself!
I am not donating to this museum. Ugh.
Ooh.
Computer, activate the threat assessment matrix.
What, you tough guys never seen a bat computer?
You can make it do all kinds of stuff. You can play Snake. You can... Whoa.
Ugh. No lasso? You gotta be kidding me.
See you next!
She knows who we are!
When you get down to it, Paula ain't so mad. She's just...
Yeah, right!
Cute threads, boys. Real retro.
I was thinking something more fashion-forward.
Just picture it. Holly Quinn kills the Justice League.
Sidekick. Oh, honey.
I'm a frickin' superstar!
Migeon?
The freaking penguin!
I'm going to recruit the shit out of them. Let's get moving, Task Force H!
Aw, poor penguin. Oh, that money never got you much in the way of loyalty, huh?
You're making guns for us now, birdbrain.
Lucky.
Someone's been busy. How'd you have time to make all this, Ozzy?
Waller, the penguin is in flight. Repeat, the penguin is in flight.
Mmm, fricasseed penguin. Let's get him to...
Oh my god! He's getting up!
He seems nice.
You, uh, want to talk about it?
Where else are you going to go, Princess? All the fun is right here.
We're trying to!
Oh, don't tell Waller!
Well, she didn't say we couldn't blow shit up on our way out of town, right?
Would you look at us, following orders.
Ha, ha, ha! There's my...
Go.
Tell me about it. Wasn't expecting you to come in fun size.
You really don't know me? Harley and Ivy forever?
In ten-story burning letters?
Jeez, Lex Lex Corp really did a number on you, huh, Red?
He dressed you up in that outfit too?
Ooh, I know that look. Who you murderin'?
Yeah, kind of a funny story.
I just want to smush those little green cheeks.
With you so far.
And not any little girl, my little girl. Well, that came out weird.
Red, I'll make this up to you. We've been through worse together. Like Noah and my ex.
Bombs are this season's shark collar. And they're discreet. You don't have to coordinate around them or nothing.
You saying I can't really makes me want to, you know?
Worth it.
Uh, Lex, we've been known to exceed expectations.
Is it bad guy Flash or bad guy Flash?
Take the shot already.
Just give us money bags down there and we'll be split skis.
What the shit?
I think he thinks we can hear him.
Maybe if we ignore him, he'll just go away.
And don't forget the great big gun.
Oof. Sucks you got off your pals, princess. You know, killing flash is on our to-do list. How about a team-up?