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S01E01
Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and the gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.
Fry
S01E01
And that's how you play the game!
Fry
S01E01
You stink, loser!
Boy
S01E01
Hey, Fry. Pizza goin' out! C'mon!!
Panucci
S01E01
Michelle, baby! Where you going?
Fry
S01E01
It's not working out, Fry. I put your stuff out on the sidewalk!
Michelle
S01E01
I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life.
Fry
S01E01
Happy new year!
Bike Thief
S01E01
Hello? Pizza delivery for, uh ... ... Icy Wiener? Aw, crud! I always thought at this point in my life I'd be the one making the crank calls! Here's to another lousy millennium.
Fry
S01E01
Ten!
Crowd
S01E01
Neuf!
Crowd
S01E01
Otto!
Crowd
S01E01
Saba!
Crowd
S01E01
Eksi!
Crowd
S01E01
Wu!
Crowd
S01E01
Char!
Crowd
S01E01
Thathu!
Crowd
S01E01
Nee!
Crowd
S01E01
One!
Crowd
S01E01
What the--?
Fry
S01E01
My God! It's the future. My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend; I'll never see any of them again. Yahoo!
Fry
S01E01
Welcome to the world of tomorrow!
Terry
S01E01
Why do you always have to say it that way?
Lou
S01E01
Haven't you ever heard of a little thing called showmanship? Come, your destiny awaits!
Terry
S01E01
Have a nice future.
Lou
S01E01
Cool! Just like in Star Trek ! Ow!
Fry
S01E01
Good afternoon, sir. Name?
Leela
S01E01
Uh, Fry.
Fry
S01E01
I'm Leela. Now, it's New Year's Eve so I'd like to decide your fate quickly and get out of here.
Leela
S01E01
Can I ask you a question?
Fry
S01E01
As long as it's not about my eye.
Leela
S01E01
Uh...
Fry
S01E01
Is it about my eye?
Leela
S01E01
Sort of.
Fry
S01E01
Just ask the question.
Leela
S01E01
What's with the eye?
Fry
S01E01
I'm an alien, alright? Now let's drop the subject.
Leela
S01E01
Cool, an alien! Has your race taken over the Earth?
Fry
S01E01
No, I just work here.
Leela
S01E01
Wait a minute! Is that blimp accurate?
Fry
S01E01
Yep. It's December 31st, 2999.
Leela
S01E01
My God! A million years!
Fry
S01E01
I'm sure this must be very upsetting for you.
Leela
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Y'know, I guess it should be but, actually, I'm glad. I had nothing to live for in my old life. I was broke, I had a humiliating job and I was beginning to suspect my girlfriend might be cheating on me.
Fry
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Well, at least here you'll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the probulator .
Leela
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Interesting. Your DNA test shows one living relative. He's your great-great-great-great-great-great-great...
Leela
S01E01
...great-great-great-great-great nephew.
Leela
S01E01
That's great! What's the little guy's name?
Fry
S01E01
Professor Hubert Farnsworth.
Leela
S01E01
Eurgh!
Fry
S01E01
Y'know, I'm the luckiest guy in the whole future. I've been given a second chance and this time I'm not going to be a total loser. What's that?
Fry
S01E01
Your permanent career assignment.
Leela
S01E01
Delivery boy? No! Not again! Please! Anything else!
Fry
S01E01
Take your hands off me! You've been assigned the job you're best at just like everyone else.
Leela
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What if I refuse?
Fry
S01E01
Then you'll be fired--
Leela
S01E01
Fine!
Fry
S01E01
Out of a cannon into the Sun!
Leela
S01E01
But I don't like being a delivery boy.
Fry
S01E01
Well that's tough! Lots of people don't like their jobs but we do them anyway. You gotta do what you gotta do. Now hold out your hand. I'm gonna implant your career chip. It'll permanently label you as a delivery boy.
Leela
S01E01
Keep that thing away from me!
Fry
S01E01
Hold still, dammit. I don't have good depth perception! You've got until the count of five to let me out of here. One--
Leela
S01E01
See you in a thousand years! You owe me one.
Fry
S01E01
Whoa!
Fry
S01E01
JFK Jr. Airport.
Man #1
S01E01
Radio City Mutant Hall .
Man #1
S01E01
Cool! Um. Cross Town Express?
Fry
S01E01
Pft! Tourist!
Man #2
S01E01
Hey! A phone booth! I can call my nephew. Wow! A real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?
Fry
S01E01
Bite my shiny metal ass .
Bender
S01E01
It doesn't look so shiny to me.
Fry
S01E01
Shinier than yours, meatbag!
Bender
S01E01
Listen, buddy, I'm in a hurry here. Let's try for a two-fer!
Bender
S01E01
Please select mode of death: Quick and Painless or Slow and Horrible.
Booth Voice
S01E01
Yeah, I'd like to place a collect call.
Fry
S01E01
You have selected: Slow and Horrible.
Booth Voice
S01E01
Great choice! Bring it on, baby!
Bender
S01E01
C'mon, c'mon! Kill me already! By the way, my name's Bender!
Bender
S01E01
Help! What's happening?
Fry
S01E01
You are now dead. Thank you for using Stop-N-Drop, America's favourite suicide booth since 2008.
Booth Voice
S01E01
Lousy, stinking rip-off! Well, I didn't have anything else planned for today. Let's go get drunk!
Bender
S01E01
Two, three-- Hey!
Leela
S01E01
Welcome to the world of tomorrow!
Terry
S01E01
Shut up, Terry.
Leela
S01E01
This is unacceptable, Leela. You must find this Mr. Fry and install his chip.
Ipgee
S01E01
Look, he's just a nobody who doesn't want to be a delivery boy. I'd really rather not force it on him.
Leela
S01E01
Well that's your job, whether you like it or not. And it's my job to make you do your job whether I like it or not, which I do, very much! Now get to work! Life is good!
Ipgee
S01E01
Why would a robot need to drink?
Fry
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I don't need to drink, I can quit anytime I want! So they made you a delivery boy, huh? Man, that's as bad as my job.
Bender
S01E01
Really? What do you do, Bender?
Fry
S01E01
I'm a bender. I bend girders, that's all I'm programmed to do.
Bender
S01E01
You any good at it?
Fry
S01E01
You kidding? I was a star! I could bend a girder to any angle: 30 degrees, 32 degrees, you name it! 31. But I couldn't go on living once I found out what the girders were for.
Bender
S01E01
What?
Fry
S01E01
Suicide booths! Well, Fry, it was a pleasure meeting you. I'm gonna go kill myself.
Bender
S01E01
Wait! You're the only friend I have!
Fry
S01E01
You really want a robot for a friend?
Bender
S01E01
Yeah, ever since I was six.
Fry
S01E01
Well, OK. But I don't want people thinking we're robo-sexuals. So, if anyone asks, you're my debugger.
Bender
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Oh, no, it's the Cyclops! Don't look! Don't look!
Fry